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co suMPTto`•sRAL C.U.I;NQ.�R. I Don't be facetious, madam," he
JAPAN'S 17:O / NEWFODNDL LND
Fait], assuming a tone of wxrniu;;.
STARTING POINTTo Each Month is Dedicated So:ue, ''This is a serious clatter. I have
One Flower or Leaf. �. P��S TRIBUTE !asked if your prices were not ex-
crbitant, and you have seen fit to
answer lif;,ttly, madam. Now, nma-
9'0 THE (:It/NQ WORK 1)ODQ'S dant, I ask you in all earnestness
if you mean to tell this Court that
KIDNEY PILLS ARE DOING. your prices are moderate, and that
if I should come to your hoc's to
I'hhc'relen Regard Them as a Bonn hoard you would charge me five
to Mankind-- Ii r. Frank Bonfield dollars a week ? Answer directly,
madam, and the barrister squared
'fells Ilow They Cured His llaek. hie shoulders and assumed an int
ache. Aerial manner.
The witness was not at all abash-
ed.
"No, sir," she said, simply. I
would---"
"I thought not, I thought not,"
interrupted the lawyer, beading
ov r and rubbing his hands.
five boon to mankind. They aro r, "No, sir," continued the witness,
y [ should not charge you at all. I
never tired of telling how their elf iild make you pay in advance."
Backaches and their Rheumatism Then the Court forgot all about
vanish before the great Kidney its dignity and everybody laughed
remedy. except the lawyer.
Among many others Mr. Frank
Bonfield, after years of suffering, Corns cause intolerable pain.
has found relief in Dodd's Kidney Holloway's Corn Cure removes the
Pills, and here is what he is telling trouble. Try it, and see what
his friends:— amount of ain is saved.
I Pied Dodds Kidney Pills the P
best medicine for Backache I have
ever used. I only used two boxes
and they cured me of Backache I
Lies in Weak, Watery Blood. Dr.
Vi Hams' Pink Fi.Is Make the
B;gol Rich and fe,l.
Bloodlessness is the starting
point of consumption. When your;
blood is thin and watery you'
µhole health declines. Your face
grows pale, your appetite fails and!
your heart jumps and clutters at
the least exertion or excitement.
You aro always weak and wretch-
ed and lose interest in everything.
This is the point from which you
may easily step into that hopeless
decline that leads to consumption
and the grave. What is actually
needed to bring back health and
strength and energy is the new
rich blood Dr. Williams' fink Pills
actually make. In all the world
there is no other tonic medicine
like them, and all who feel weak
and easily tired should take these
Pills at once, and regain new
health.
Miss Ada Burke, The Range, N.
says:—"I feel that I cannot say
too much in favor of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. In March, 1907, I was
attacked with whooping cough
which clung to mo fur several
months, and when the cough disap-
peared I was left weak and run
down. All summer I was ailing,
but when the aututnn came I seem -
0o to be completely worn out. For
a whole month I never moved out-
side the house, and could scarcely
walk about the house I was so
weak. I had no appetite, my color
was a greenish yellow. I had se-
vere headaches and would be almost
breathless at the least exertion. I
took several bottles of medicine,
but it did not help me, and then
my mother got me three boxes of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, when 1
bad used them I was muoh better
and by the time I had taken an-
other three boxes I was again en-
joying the best of health, with a
hearty appetite, good color and re -
sewed energy."
If you want new health and new
strength try Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, a fair use of this medicine
will not disappoint you. Sold by
medicine dealers or by tnail at 50
cents a box or six boxes for 2.50
from Tho Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
AS THE HILL YOU CLIMB.
Take the trouble as it comes,
A, the hill you climb;
When thunder beats his drums,
;'nrclt in time.
skin' trouble in the face,
' u're a winni>tr in the race.
It Retains Old and Makes New
Friends. — Time was when 1)r.
Thomas' Eclectrio Oil had but a
small field of distribution, but now
Its territory is widespread. Those'ally good for the new born baby
who first recognized its curative' or the well grown child. Mrs. W.
qualities still value it as a speci- i E. Stewart, St. George, N. B.,
flc. and while it retains its old, says :—"I have used Baby's Own
friends it is ever making new. ItTablets for my little ones for sev-
is certain that whoever once uses eral years and have found them re -
it will not be without it. (liable in all emergencies. I can
not praise the Tablets too highly.''
'Hiram Greene—"What did your Sold by medicine dealers or by mail
ti- 'r say when you told her I was at 25 cents a box from The I)r.
f;oigJ to make a speech in the town-
NN
'illinu►A Medicine Cu., Brockville,
hal' to -night 1" Millie—"She didn't Ont.
tn./ nothin' ; sho just laughed till
Elie had hysterics!"
NO RU8STiTt^rR for "The n A. 1. Menthol
1•laster, although s..rno unserupolcus dexter, may hero," began the inventor.rt.•y there's. ltec..mmendod by doct ,rs, hospitals g
clew and ever' body, for stillness, pluerisy, eta, The capitalist looked at him in
the cold calculating maturer con -
"Have you noticed, pa, how often neon to capitalists, and answered :
ma says 'And so on, and so on'?" "\\'ell, if 1 were you I'd run "Objection sustained," smiled the
"Yes, my son; but it never applies straight home and use it."
judge.
tc. buttons." That night the Anarchist circle "Ism," said the lawyer, rubbing
rcceited auothn application for his chin. "How much did you say
They are Carefully Prepared. -- inemllershi;l. the amount was the defendant owed
('ills which dissipate themselves in sett r"
the stomach cannot be expected to SAMPLE COP? FREE' "Fifteen Dollars."
nave Touch effect upon the Intestines
"And for how lung was that?"
and 'dl overcome costiveness the "Three weeks."
Jrnedicitlo administered roust influ- Would you like t•1 have a sate- "'chat's five dollars a week, isn't
eves the action of these canals. pie copy of 7 he Farmer's :Id- it 1"
ITTmclee's Vegetable fills are so rotate and Home Magazines "Yes. sir."
made, under the supervision of ex THE BEST AGRICULTURAL "Three weeks at five dollars a
/pts, that the substance in themweek ie fifteen dollars, i believe
i ,ended to operate on the inter- AND HOME PAPER
tones is retarded in action until
they pass through the stomach to
the bowels.
The Japanese aro extremely fond
01 all flowers and they have there-
fore made a calendar from them,
giving to each mouth u favorite
blossom or leaf.
Thus the pine, the emblem of
lasting prosperity and Ito belongs
to January. Its branches are used
to decorate all houses on New
Year's I)ay.
To February belong the blossoms
of the plum tree, which stand fur
Garnish, Fortune Bay, Nfld.,
purity, and the beautiful blossoms Nov. 9. (Special).—Among the fish-
ofthe peach tree, to which young ermen here, who through exposure
girls are compared, are associated to wet and cold are subject to
with larch. those pains and aches which conte
Next the cherry blossom, the from discussed Kidneys, Dedd's Kid -
most beloved of all flowers, is held nny Pills are looked upon as a posi-
to belong to April, and to May aro
assigned the gorgeous clusters of
the wistaria.
Tho iris flower, to which is com-
pared the strength and beauty of
young boys, belongs to June, and
July has the glory and perfume of
the water lily. The flowering hibis-
cus tree attaches its beauty to the
month of August, while September
claims the exquisite azalea.
Tho royal flower of Japan, the
chrysanthemum, which forms a part
t f tho crest of the imperial family,
belongs to the month of October,
while to November is given the
maple leaf. admired for its decora-
tive quality. Finally with Decem-
ber is associated the beautiful ca -
niche, which blooms in the gardens
even in the midst of snow.
--4.
MORE WONDERFUL STILL.
"Do you know," remarked a wo-
man to her husband, "that Johnny
is a somnambulist?"
"A what l" was the gruff query.
"A somnambulist. Ho walks in
his sleep!"
"When did he begin to do that ?"
"I never noticed it until last
night. After he'd gone to bed and
was sound asleep, he got up, dress-
ed himself, went down into the cel-
lar, and brought up a pailful of
coal."
"He did that in his sleep ?"
"Ho did. I watched cum. He
didn't know anything about it this
morning, Dither. How can you ex-
plain such a thingl"
"Well," replied the husband, "I
can't. But if he had done it while
he was wide awake it would have
been more incomprehensible 1"
BHBY'S WELFARE
MOTHER'S CHIEF CARE,
Every mother is naturally anxi-
cns that her little ones shall bo
healthy, goad natured and bright.
Every mother can keep her little
ones in this condition if she will
give them an occasional dose of
A PREFERRED CREDITOR.
We have just heard a good story
had had for five years. It started about a merchant who recently
through a strain. My father's back failed. Ho called all his creditors
also bothered him, and he got some together, and offered to settle with
relief from one pill I gave him. l them at 10 per cent., giving them
They were too precious to give him. his notes payable iu thirty days.
more. All persons suffering from As most of the creditors had lit -
Backache should use Dodd's Kidney tle hope of getting anything, they
Pills." eagerly accepted the proposition.
Why do Dodd's Kidney Pills euro Ono nian, however, stood out, for
Backache? Simply because Back- bettor terms, and all efforts to get
ache is Kidney oche, and Dodd's hint to agree were futile. Final -
Kidney Pills positively cure all ly, the bankrupt took him out into
Kidney aches and ills. This has the hall and said :—
Leen proved in thousands of cases "When you come in and sign with
in Canada. If you haven't used the others, I will make you a pre -
them yourself ask your neighbors. ferred creditor."
--; "All right," said the objector.
TRY THIS.
It is not easy to start an argu-
ment by telling the average man
that he is working too hard.
The delicious flavor and aroma of
"Salads" Tea is preserved by the
use of sealed lead ppackets. It is
never exposed to tele sun, dust, ferred. I am waiting to know what
dirt, air, the surrounding odors I am to get."
and contaminating influences of "Well, I tell you—you will get
nothi"
"Getng.
nothing? Why, you prom-
ised to make me a preferred credi-
tor, if I would sign with the rest."
"And so you are; I make you
preferred. I tell you now you get
nothing. The others wait thirty
days before they know it, and then
they get nothing."
1 for writs selling our tallet soaps
1 Lots making $c CO u clay. V Trite ut
once for fullpartl..u.ar, to the - 1,000,030 IN fins ,'AV
rin
SOAP SUPPLY 0).. Cox 332, Toronto SKINS!LU
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1
,s Ass Is.' partica!ar�
ARE YOU SICK my nanr.I
remedies. /sure cure iu every case. so y• r. ev
ppoerienw in Normo!). Kurland and Canada the
$z alalor t hewival µ'uv►s, 113 secs -s etrset,
berlln, Ontario - -
She—"Did you observe the great
appetite of that stout mau at diu•
tier I"
He—"Yes; he must be what they
call a stowaway !"
Bickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup
is agreeable to the taste, and is a
certain relief for irritation of the
throat that causes hacking coughs.
If used according to directions it
will break the most persistent cold,
and restore the air passages to
their normal healthy condition.
Thera is no need to recommend it
to those familiar with it, but to
those who seek a sure remedy and
aro in doubt what to use, the ad-
vice is—try Bicklt's Syrup.
Keeper—"Hi, boy 1 You can't
catch fish here without- a permit."
Boy—"Well, I'm gettiug on Rel1
enough with a worm!"
A FIRE SPREADS In dry grass, so does an
lnflamwatlun in the throat grow down Into the
Rungs. Ileal promptly with a cold as with a Are,
and when you begin to cough use Allen's Lung
Italsam.
It sometimes happens that a
street fight reminds a married man
that there are other places like
home.
A Small Pill, but Powerful. —
They that judge of the powers of
a pill by its size, would consider
Parrnelee's Vegetable Pills to be
lacking. It is a little wonder
among pills. What it lacks in size
it makes up in potency. The reme-
dies which it carries are put up in
"Under those circumstances I will these small doses, because they are
agree to a settlement." so powerful that only small doses
The papers were signed, and all Jo 418E1341s !pi oqy •paainbaa Dig
the creditors left, except the one the extracts is secured in this form
who had been told ho was to be and do their work thoroughly.
preferred.
"What are you waiting for l" said
the man who had failed.
"Why, you said I was to be pre -
other goods as bulk or loose teas
are. A teapot test will show the
difference.
HER OPINION OF HIM.
How a Roman Got Even With a
Too Smart Lawyer.
If there is anything exasperating
in this life it is the barrister who
delights to bully and otherwise de-
spitefully use a witness, more par-
ticularly when that witness is a wo-
Baby's Own Tablets. These Tab- man. It is on this account that
ices cure all stomach and bowel eters is a general rejoicing when
troubles, break up, colds, destroy that kind of lawyer is smote hip
worms and make teething easy. E u- and thigh by one of his supposedly
helpless victims. Of such is the fol-
lowing tale.
The wonan was in the box, and
she was a very nice -mannered, re-
spectable woman, who kept a cheap'
1 carding -house, and it was the de-
sire of one of her guests to be di --
honest that had brought. her to the
court to make him pay his board
bill.
How old did you say you were, •
madam?" inquired the lawyer. with'
no reason on earth, for an elderly'
landlady is no 'more anxious to
lose a board hill than a young one.
"I did not say, sir," she respon-
ded, flushing to the roots of her
hair.
"Will you bo kind enough to say,
madam 1"
"It's none of your business."
,I, —
ANOTIfER BEGINNING.
"I've got a washing machine
"Yoe, I have seen the day when
Mr. Rich, the millionaire, did not
have a pair of shoes to cover his
feet." "And when was that,
dray -1"'.\t the tiruo he as bath -
Ing.'' ---
A lady correspond, who Assumes
t,, know hew boys might to be
de trained!, writes as follows :—"Oh,
tnnthers! hunt out the soft, tender,
phial side of your boy's nature."
Dlothers often do—with an old
etas
4
•
Men should
look for this
Tag on
Chewing
Tobacco. It
guardetccs thchigh quality of
Black Watch
TLt Big Black Plug.
on the .American Continent.
No progressive farmer can af-
ford to he withcu,t it. Publish-
ed
weekly. Only ;I -leper year.
Drop post card for free sample
copy. .%gents Wanted. Address :
"THE FARMER'S ADVOCATE "
Mention this paper. Leaden Ont.
1:61
DONALD'S INi)EPEN1)ENCE.
A Highlander µho had been ail -
int; for some time was advised by
Amite friends to visit a professor.
Ile happened to he in Glasgow
and called on one there, who gave
him directions thus :--'' Yoti must
et Ip drinking, smoking, snuffing
est. as little hon( as possible, and
work hard during the day to keep
yn•urself in order." %then ile got
this length Donald had got his cup
rand a as making for the door. "Just
coo minute." cried the professor.
"1 must have Zs as a fee for my ad-
vice " "She'll no' pe takin" ony
o yer advice," said Donald.
".1nd you have no brothers or
sisterst" little Edna -- "Nn
ma'am. I'm all the childrro we've
oar
yon Said r'
"Yes. Fir."
The a itnc-s was patient, hitt her
ternper was not improved under the
strain.
"Isn't that on extravagant price
to pay for hoard in yetir locality,
madam!" inquired the lawyer, se-
verely.
"Ile didn't pay it, sir," answered
tl,r worn!. beginning to turn.
Th.• law ver gave a little start of
surpri-n, than became indignant at
the very- thought of a xitncss talk-
ing like that.
1SSLL NO. 46 09.
A woman's idea of a
1s one who isn't afraid
a dark closet in which
be a mouse.
brave man
to go into
there may
A LITTLE" QUIET Is the best of a!1 deet ret 11
will not make bone and muscle but ••1.
will. Try it. LU drug and general ,twee. e1
bottles.
A plan can make a woman happy
by telling her that that's the way
she makes him.
Some things conic to Vic man
who kicks while he moans.
Colonial
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Art C i, Dept. 5.3. Toronto
BEST
Ana EYERYCOJY
WOWS IT PAYS T•
B UY
THE
B EST
Ren 1 for our Eros
t'atalvgt:. N. 70-
ne Bell PICCC b 0 U11 CO., lid.. C1131/1, 051
Makers of Bell Pieties, Sell (, ars and
Autsnola Payer Planes.
Large Manufacturing
FLAT
TO LEASE
67-71 Adelald0 St. West
About 40x200, lighted by
thirty-five windows, the en-
tire length of three sides, also
from ten large skylights, most
up-to-date manufacturing flat
in central part of Toronto ;
rental includes power, steam
heat, water, electric light, at
10 per cert. less than city
rates; lowest insurance rate;
immediate possession ; low
rental to high class tenant.
S. FRANK WILSON
OWNER
73 Adelaide Street West
TORONTO, ONT.
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Every mother, every father, First soothes the it n; then
every head of every local septic essences kill all diseaan germs n11 it wound. T!A,
home, is now given an opportunity to test it. Luil.ls up nese tissue, Mothers have prove! it best
the finest household balm the world knows I
fur tho deliotto skin of babes. It is } urely heherbal,Chapped places, eczema, ulcers, scalp sores,
scalds, cuts, bruises, burns, face blemishes, never gout rancid, never stains, is trek, from the usual
sores due to blood -poisoning --all are healed animal fats, and mineral poisons. It is urril tho w
by Zam-Buk. over ! Why! Once you try it you w !1 kn ,w, All
�end(t:i.adrertl, •iih . itl.enan, 8(4)1(8 and druggists, 50c. box car post ftcr, %aic :'uk
f this paper and 10 s ulo lam
Ihlk r'u , Tr.n.nio. and we will n+a:1 Co., Toronto.
Sou tree sample box.
"So you want to he my Fon-in-
lnw do you?" asked the stern par-
ent. "Can't say that I do," re-
lied the truthful young man; "but
1 want to (carry your daughter,
rind I suppose there's no way to
as old it."
The superiority of Mother
Grate;' Worm Exterminator is
%Lown by its gond effects nn the
children. Purchase a bottle and
give it a trial.
There would be a greater de-
mand for common Sense 1f It were
fashionable.
ONE 01' THE 8104-r old time remedies for all
skin arta Dons. en. h tis tazema, Ringworms. K.:al.t.
heel a,nl %bullar a5e•'tion, is µ'ewe,'. re-tte.
1t Is an ointment that bas brought relief 4►
thousands.
BE THANKFUL.
M"st people are ton prone to go
selfishly about their own affairs.
tl:inking little of how the other hnlf
or the other three-quarters or the
other nine-thenths live. It is a good
thing once in a while to he shaken
cut of selfishness and ease, and get
some idea of how the rest of the
world Anes on. It's a good lesson to
find that others are not nearly so
fortunate as ourselves. Generally
everyone thinks that they have a
monopoly of hard time.. and then
to have the fact pointed nut that
others are much worse off gives rise
to a spirit of thankfulness. It also
arouses a desire to do something to
better the conditions of those les@
fcrtunate.
1t is easier to Acquire a Lad rt
Futatiun than it is to lose it.
FREE TO YOU—MY SiSTER
FREE TO YOU ANO EVrnet (I+Trn
BUFF. fINO PROM WOM..N el AI.M,NT3
I am a woman.
k 110 VI," 14 V.ormk11's Buffet logs.
1 hate trunst? cure.
1'.s.11 mail./ tree of chine. my :n, t at•
men( 'AAi full user ucti.als t., any • ever 'roil
women's ailiptlitO. 1 —
.t n4rtt to tell 11 w.•mee
F
al•mtt a cow Su
o, m earr'er, f+ yon►self}
sour daughter, ,•••,r mother, or your sister.
1a:.':, to tell yo.t 1w• tae cure y elf at home,
.• h
without tl,cln f a doctor. n (anoint un-
der
n•
ders!and µ.Bruen'• sufferings. 1V t we women
know :tom e.. Brie re, se know better than
an) .t.s cur. '1 koot� that my hu,ne treatment
is a sax a and sure euro for all fcma:e weak.
ureses reluliar to our sex
i sant to send you a complete to dal,'
treatment entirelw free to prove to yon that sun
can cure yourself at home, easly, quickly and
surely. Remember (oat it will cost you nothing to give the tr.•at•neht :4 rnmplete leCi
and if you should wish to contin•1-, it will c • It you only about 12 cents a e ce c,.pr
less than two cents a day. It will not inter ere with your 'cork or oa:cupatinn, i Ase
send me your name and address, tell use how you suffer, if"t•ou w?' i, Ar.t I will Or d
you the 1r'atneent for your case, en•irely free, in plain wrapper, ha• return moa. 1
will also send you free of co..tmyb r,' — "WOMAN'S OWA MEDICAL AOVIEte," , ah
exp'anatory iflnstrations showing why woo -0 suffer, and how dies • Ill ea. ly r :re
themselves at home. Every woman should have it, and lawn to thick for hent( if.
Then when the doctor says -" V•n1 must have an operation," Yon can deride 1 sr
yourself. Thousands of women It toe cored themselves with mY hIm•• remedy. it
cures all, Old or young. To Mothers of Daughters. 1 wi'l explain a sin,p!d hob 1
treatment which speedily and etlertu-.11y cures 1'aiuc•:1 oncl 111egular ltentitrua• of
in young Ladies. Plumpness and health always res•,% front. its oto r
\1.11e,evr at! live 1 care'er you to ladi,•s e l %.• -r (1,01(1,01,n lo, airy tth.l kn�lta .*r4
w'i't gladly I`lleantntufTerer n that this home Treaimct t . ,;iv cures All '',.r ..:.. ,',s•
cases and makes women strong, plum, any ro`.'-.• J.1,t seed me your alerets,
an 1 the area: ten days' treatme:rt is your+, also 'h.• h • k. W, It, tn• Lty, as al, may
net sec th;s olf,r al;..in. Addre,s: MR3. M. SUM )EA$ Dos 103_ YIIngsor, Ont,
A. J. PATT1.5ON CO.
3.35, SCOTT ST., TORONTO,
Stock Brokers and Financial Agent3
COBALT and other .stock-; Nought and sod on
cot1Jmkspn. L')rre:TOndcnce unit-
ed. Orders may be wlr.2t1 at our c;;penst:.
Silk
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