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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1908-10-29, Page 3f Iof Hawaii, played at Robinson Cru -I OWES CURL: TO ZAM•BUR. A BOGUS OFFICER. G,�[VAN000E MAN soe on scores of Pacific islands, has -- — mado herself quite at borne in the ' Proullueat Manager's Telliug TaoSpJ Succeeded Is 1F:zaatiufng a heart of Fiji and New Zealand, and ` liluony. is familiar with India and Ceylon { Mr. D. R. Gourley, advertising A singular story is Icing told n in their least known districts as manager for the well-known piano British cravat circles at the present e ith Bond street. The story of her firm of Gourley, Winter & Leech- 'tune. edsentures reads like a thrilling ru- leg, Toronto and \1'innipeg, e� A certain lieutenant was pastel OUT OF TROUBLE 1111) Iti11:1'N.tTISH. BUT DOUD' 4 KIDNEY PILLS CURED 1T. IluK Abernethy on His Feet Again --Cure b Easy, Simple, Natural and I'ermaueut. (,ananoque, Ont., Oct. 19 (Speci- al).—That Rheumatism can be cured surely, simply and permanently is the good news that Hugh Aberne- thy, a well-known resident of King Street, is spread -4:g among his neighbors. "1 had suffered from Rheumatism and stiffness of the joints," Mr. Abernethy states. "My muscles would cramp. I aoutd not sleep, and I had terrible headaches. 1 took many different medicines, but nothing did me any good till I tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. Six boxes put mo on my feet again." Others who have taken Mr. Ab- nerthy's advice and used Dodd's Kidney Pills aro also loud in their praises of the old reliable Canadian Kidney remedy. For Dodd's Kid- ney Pills cure Rheumatism and other blood diseases by curing sae Kidneys. Sound Kidneys keep the blood free from impurities. And with no impurities, such as uric acid in the blood, you cannot have such painful and dangerous diseas- en as Pain in the Back, ltheuma- tism, Lumbago, Neuralgia, and Heart Disease. Keep your Kidneys strong and well with Dodd's Kidney Pills and you can face the cold, wet days of fall without a fear of Rheumatism. British Submarine. mance—from her brushes with death among the Pamirs to her experien- ces of Samisen rebels. •i. SEEING AND LISTENING. Near Sighted Man Wears His (:las- ses 10 Talking, Not to Reading. WOMEN EXPLORED WILDS %VERE _ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS IN DA:i(EIt. "Here's a sort of a queer thing, said a near sighted man. "I am Whilele not given to uldircruuenate use of, or belief in, patent medi- wcry near sighted. Strong glasses cines, I can conscientiously recom- are indispensable to me fur orcin mend 'Lam Bok. ary, general seeing, in my go-ngs "Sincerely yours, about ; but when I sit down to read "Sincerely 1). It. Gourley." I take off my glasses and bring the That is gust where 'Lam Bok many questions. He then went nrint up s of theteye. Ito tseemsttotme that fo- proves it3 superiority! It is treat - would again, leaving word that ho e the ed by men and women who haw•Q `"u'rlr} be on board in the morning reading with the natural eye I read tried it, as altogether different to before the craft was duo to sail. with a more intimate and a clearer ordinary preparations. Doctors, A few hours later an Aber naval understanding. t.ospital nurses, trainers, matrons officer came on board and in reply "So much for my reading without 1 t h ca all give t., polite enquiries stated that ho sl.ectacles ; and now here is the thing that is queer to me. If when I Ain reading thus, with my glasses off, somebody comes along to speak tc me, why then to get a dear un- derstanding of that question I must have on my spectacles. "So I say, or I would say if t.. -.s sores, itch, eczema, ulcera, , happened at home where I know the abscesses, blood poison, cuts, burns,.disguised as a lieutenant to pry tn- r.eople: 'Wait a minute, till 1 get bruises and abrasions, it is a to the secrets of the new submarine. on my spectacles' ; and I would speedy , cure. All druggists and The matter, it is said, has been put them on and then say, 'Now go stores sell at 50e. a boa. or post diligently hushed up. But in naval s ahead,' and really, with my spec- circles it is held that the abnormal lades on, with my power of seeing at its best, with the sharpest defini- tion of things in general to the eye, 1 get the clearest apprehension of things said to me. "So in reading I do hest with my glasses off ; but in understanding things said to me, in listening, I do best with my glasses on. '1•nere is one modification to this, who"re there is no light, as in a dark room, where I can't see, I can understand equally well with or without glass- es." amongst the pronl+nent men an to command of one of the new "(' women who testify to Zam Bulc's submarines en acceptance by the great curative power. He writes to Admiralty from the centraetu;s the Company as follows: The little vessel was to ulnae the "Gentlemen,—I have pleasure in assn o round to Purtsulouth stating that upon the reeonlmenda ', passaphered by a cruiser. , lion of a relative I purchased a 'pho lieutenant duly came on box of your remedy (Zam-Bok), and. board in uniform. The crew were Ly a few applications entirely cured all present, although the submarine it E the Lack. ;cry severe spry u r was not to start until the following day. Tho officer made a most search- ing inspection of the vessel, paren- thetically mentioning that this was the first time ho had been on hoard i ne of the new type, and asking of conva eaten om _ was lieutenant-- and had come Zem-Buk a good word; and better, still they use it. 'Lam -Bok is as to take command of the submarine. good for muscular stiffness, sprains, It speedily became apparent that a rheumatism and scitica as it is for hoax had been played. The new - skin troubles. Hockey players and comer had difficulty in establishing athletes in general find it invalu- : ins bona fides. Therefore the first able. For eruptions, pustules, scalp: ••clflicer" was evidently an impos- boils 'tor who had come aboard skilfully Visited Cannibals in South Africa, Saw Larders Stocked With Human Joints. A more fearless explorer, male or female, than Miss Mary Kingsley, niece of Canon Kingsley, has pro- bably never lived. She perfectly revelled in exploring countries in which no .European had ever set foot, and, instead of avoiding dan- ger, seemed actually to court it.. Everybody thought her mud when she started on her journey of ex- ploration in the elephant and gor- illa countries of South Africa, with an escort of treacherous natives. In the rapi - of N'ojole her canoe was upset.t1 a tines, and each time the nar owls escaped death by dinging to a ruck until she was rescued. On ono occasion she faced alone a fierce and enormous gorilla, while her cowardly escort took to their heels, and, later, she spent some necks AMONG THE CANNIBALS i•. the Itembwe country, making fl lends of nntises whose larders were stocked with human joints. "In this country," Miss Kingsley tris Oil is not known—wherever in wrote, "the dead aro cut up and trodueed it nindo a foothold for it - kept in larders, precisely as civil- self and maintained it. Some mer - Thepeople kccp their fresh meal. The bones nre scattered about the chants may snggset some other rem - country, which is difficult of loco- e as equally beneficial. Such recommendations motion on account of the vast num- recommendations should be receiv- ber of concealed man traps." cd with doubt. There is only one Mrs. Theodore Bent, another lady l:clectric Oil, and that is Dr. Tho - whose appearance suggests rather mus'' Take nothing else. the drawing roots than the track - MOTHERS FEEL SAFE. Mothers who have used Baby's Own Tablets for their little ones say they feel safe with the Tablets at hand, for they are a never fail- ing cure for all the minor ills of babyhood and childhood. Mrs. Urias Cressman. New Hamburg, Ont., says: "1 have used Baby's Own Tablets for stomach trouble and constipation with marked suc- cess. I always feel that my little one is safe when I have a box of the Tablets in the house." Baby's Own Tablets are sold under the guarantee of a Government ana- lyst to contain neither opiates nor other poisonous drugs. They al- ways do good—they can't possibly do harm. For sale at druggists or by mail at 25 cents a box from The I)r. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. A smart Irishman was leaning against a post when a funeral pro- cession passed. "Who's dead 1" "1 don't know," answered the Ir- ishman, "but 1 presume it's the gentleman in the cotlin." It is Known Everywhere.—There is not n city, town or hamlet in Canada where Dr. Thomas' Eclec- free from the 'Lam-Buk Co., To- ronto, for price. 6 boxes for $2.50 Send lc. stamp for trial box. precautions taken on the recent oc- casion of the launch of a new sub- marine at Chatham lend veracity to the rumor. The negro boy was up for the fifth d. -- time on charges of chicken stealing. PILES CURED AT HOME This time the magistrate decided to appeal to the boy's father. "Now, see here, Abe," said he to ties old By NbW absorption Method. Barky, "this boy of yours has been up in court so many times for steal - less deserts, has outstripped tunny A man ver• y much intoxicated was a male explorer in her daring and taken to the Staticin. "Why did Ler defiance of fatigue and danger. 1 out? int aired l Not long ago, when she was travel- ling with her husband in South Af- rica, she had many a narrow escape from cowardly bullets, and once she ww•a:c ordered to dismount "in order that her throat might be cut." Mrs. Bent, it may bo inter- esting to add. travels in "a tweed cont and skirt coming well over her knees, gaiters and shoes." She vicars a pith hat and always sleeps in a hammoc!c. ADVENTURES IN ALL LANDS. Miss Cordon Cumming was born Si ith an adtenturous strain in her blood, for her very name recalls thrilling stories of fights v. Rh wild caftan's in little known lands, and ':he has proved herself worthy of Iver parentage. It is difficult to, - sc•ntery Cordial ninny a little ono schools. This pay is to be raise( ani whet. dark ceresin of the earth daring v.emen has not invad ' mulct be sated. This Cordial can tet rupees (9s. ed.) a month, and it ..t in future nn teacher will be appoint- ed in any Government school on less than this salary. you not baillint I patswtlht/lre In a h,t, ItchlnS, anha�ltbr 1 s r;tander of n friend. "flail bin' rain with Wearer's Cerate. 1,. It for .cl.ma. cut!" exclaimed the other. "Why, nettle rub. Lotter an -I s.111 rheum you couldn't pump Itirn out :" Father (solemnly) "This thrash - Repeat it:—" Shiloh's Cure will al- ing is going to hurt me more than a} causes of sufficing in children cure my coughs and colds." you, Nnp"Neon.'' Napoleon (sym-and should be expelled from the pathetically) ---"Well, don't he too Stem. Friend- "Hallen, }'at : 1 scarcely neigh ean yourself, dad ; I ain't y' knew you with your whisk srs off." worth it." If the Winn has the right brand Pat—"The same wid me, the !they; o{ refhematinn ate never right of 1 didn't know meself wilco]I look- Repeat it:—"Shilohs Cure wwilllhis past. et: into the glass, except by tnc t•oice.,, ing chickens that I'm tired of see If you suffer from bleed - you, him here!" "Ah don't blame, ing, itching, blind or protruding you sah,"tireturned the father; piles, send me your address, ar:d ee !!'s tired ob secin' 'im hyah, 1 will tell you how to cure your - him''Then why don't you teach self at home by the absorption hire how to act 1 Show him the right treatment ; and will also send some way, and ho won't be coming here." of this home treatment free for ''Al has showed 'im de right way, trial, with references from your salt," declared the old man, car- own locality if requested. Immedi- nestly ; "Alt has suttenly showed ate relief and permanent cure as- 'im do right way, but Its somehow lured Send no money, but tell keeps genie' caught cumin' `wway Diller( of t}>_ia drier.- Writs to -day wid close chickens !" t t aai rs. M. t3umrners. Boo 103 Windsor, Ont. 11 Repeat 4. it:—"Sh`loh's Cure will always "Hew shall we trate ow:r girl, . cure my coughs and colds." :A an important question, Train --- them with about twenty-two yards NOT MUCH. oi black silk, if you want to please your "Don't you," queried the youth, also resale them s. A velvet u ;et train would "Think a little of me 1"' py. "Yes, indeed, Mr. Sapleigh, A Clear Healthy Skin—Eruptions Very little," said she. ("f the skin and the blotches which blemish beauty are the result of int - Be There a Will Wisdom Points pure blood caused by unhealthy the Way—The sick man pines for re- action of the liver and kidneys. In lief, but dislikes sending for the correcting this unhea.lthy action and doctor, which means bottles of restoring the organs to their nor - drugs never consumed. Ile has not teal condition, Parmelee's Vege- the resolution to load his stomach table Pills will at the same time with compounds which smell vil- cleanse the blood, and the blotches lninously and taste worse. But if and eruptions will dis:•ppear with - he have the will to deal himself out leaving any trace. with his ailment, wisdom will direct his attention to I'arnrelee's Vege- table Pills, which is a specific for indigestion and disorders of the di- gestive organs, base no equal. I Vrat. B. Which is the Best Sewing Machine for You ? Q All that can be said of the Singer is es nothing compared to the way the Singer speaks for i• -self. Singer results tell tho story of Singer success. Q The best way to prove the superiority of the Singer is to try it—try it in your own tome—test it by tilt most difficult work you know. Q But you may say "a cheap machine will do all this." Perhaps it will to-day—but how about a year from now? Q The Singer lasts a lif'ztime. The half a century's reputation behind the Singer proves ii;s supremacy—v..hy not let tho millions of Singers in the homes all over the. world prove which is the best machine for you? (,j You can't get Singer results with anything but a Singer. Please remember this. • The Bridegroom (on the return from i, t} a hone. . -.t)—"Hall..•.t A small boy, writing a composi- tion on Quakers, wound up by say- In order to make room for larger and faster machines. it is in good ing that the "Quakers never guar- running order, as it has just been thoroughly overhauled by a competent rel, never get into a fight, never machinist. claw each other, and never jaw • ( Lack." Ile added, "Pa is a Quak Sold only by Singer Sewing Machine Company TORONTO NCNTRFI.L IAI'1\IPc0 512 Mannlnr Chambord 5:3 Board of Trade MehlMehl 5411Maio Strait UFACTURERS INTENDING TO LOCATES IN TORONTO WILL PING Ideal Manufacturing Premises 1NTRUTH BUILDING Flats 2.000 to 10,000 Square Feat Each LOWEST RENTALS, IN-LIMINGStearn Power, Neat, Electric Light Fire Sprinkler System, Lowest Insurance. Most Central Location. Four Large Freight Elevators. S. Friuik Wilson & Soils, 7 -Sl Adelaide St., Nest PRINTERS CCAMPBELL PRESs XO 3ELMINTO:a_,ti7�I43x56 ih bed, ce,t Will be Sold for $400 Cash The�%i1SObn Publisliinr Co., LimiMANted, cr. but I really don't think ma can what's this? All the bills for your }e „ trousseau! Why I thought your Repeat father paid these." Bride—"It is customary, dear. But he thought It: --"Shiloh's Cure will always 3(.tl would rather do it than give cure my coughs and colds." him the humiliation of borrowing the money from you." An elephant can carry from 1,SO0 pounds to 2,500 pounds, a horse only from '200 pounds to 250 pounds. 1'ale, aiekly children should use Mother Graves' Worm Extermina- tor. Worms are one of the prinei- In the causes of infant mortality cholera morhus figures frequently, and it may be said that complaints pay of a teacher in Government of the bowels are great destroyers iehools in Travancore is 5 rupees of child life. 1f all mothers would (6s. s.) a month, and there are now .wail themselves of so effective a t27 teachers on 5 rupees and '2211 on remedy as Dr. J. 1). Kellogg's Dy- 0 rupees (8s.) in Government always cure my coughs and colds. PAY OF TE:1('HEi1S 1N 1N1)i.1. At present the minimum rate of e rambled 1►ns rnhled thousands of i," given with safety to the sma es utiles in China, and was the first; ehild, as there is no injurious sub- stance in it. white woman to penetrate the irrys- tcr:es Of Thibet. She has seen the run rise from the granite crags of California, I:as climbed the Ifinta• lases, looked on the fire fountains Black Watch Blstk Pltag 1111. Chewin Tobacco of dally. . The class was getting grammar • Now," said the teacher, "can anyone give me a wort ending with 'sus,' meaning full of, es in 'dangerous,' frill of danger. and 'hazardous,' full of hazard !" There w -as a silenrc in the class for a mo- ment. Then a boy sitting in the trent row put out his hand. "Well, J, hn. - said the teacher, "what is •ir word r' "Please. sir," came the reply " 'pious,' full of pie." An e'dcsly person entering the hotel asked a waiter what he could have for dinner. "Roastbeeflamb- muttonnndilnrn," replied the wait - r r "Well,'' said the old gentle- man. ''i've never tasted it. but you nay bring nie some and VII see what it's like." 1.1....x! TN L tl)s• lc O. 43--49. 73 Adelaide St. West, Toronto, ARE M �� WANTED "7::::: , er.e a•aaen State. to rt.e,..'o all t,.e .a,pee..tcand+. tuk .p r n,- ..d, In rise.. sa.l dia/rltote .r..!1 ..1..•'.'' -t r..tt.r, L.110.,5'n* or par .I1 ret arnah e.i .rpe,.a, 1/ per day. 5. Iy INCAS 11.. ,r., n..n4: Wittily mor /daa; a. eaperitue teq-ar.d, h Ml.lot p.McWr. WIN. S. WARN= Mea CO.. L..a., 0.1.. a..41. CANADA'S is BEST IT ANY ev_errear KNOW, IT PATS is S` BUY °`5T Farmer very '+„n 1 r.•r ..nr I r c :.:,.,,,t,,. �„ 1ilC BCii PtCril 8 (You Co.. ltd.. Gue 0; Mallen of dell Piano., loll Crone an Autonota payer Pianos.• Retain Your Str.nefh by tating'•F.rrnslm.• ajtstron`tignsthe Kh t.rsystem. itnnuttahe. \Wifcy—"Is there a single elan who can truthfully say lie has loved hut cant woman i" Hubby—''There is enc• such than. dear." Wifey I Knew Every wt.inatl knows she is shrewd enough to manage success- fully any kind of business she cares to engage in. Sous - Repeat it: " Shiloh's Cure win al• "Wh„ is it— fou, darling 1" hubby ways cure my coughs and colds." bow ranch . mw,,..;h be emft, *mild using • nk, en.lppI1,rablerid(me.na�een•d.e . Rea• mon.5111 Col thisad uul .s ml ,end to es 1.,•der, &,I w• will send jou uur t.ee c.tsiosee. —"No—Adam 1" Repeat it :--'t Shiloh's Cure will always cure my coughs and colds." Plants with white blossoms have a larger proportion of fragrant s1•ccit•9 than any other. It will be noticed in the Singer Sewing Mlnchinc Company's ether- tesement that there are three ad- dresse3 at tho bottom of the an- nouncement. Any ono wr;ting will please address thein at the nearest tee of the three places to his posts office. .\ gentleman who takes a bi.siness slew of things, mow hen recently asked respecting a person of quite a poe• t'e, temperament, replied :—"i I r he's one of those men who have ar arings after the infinite and div- ing.; after the unfathomable, but who never pa; d cash." Ne it; truly a wise man who is willing to admit that he is in the wrong when be is. Holloway's Corn Cure is a speci- fic for t'.e removal of corns and warts. We have never heard of its failing to remove CN- ell the worst. kind. "The telephot" is certainly n great invention. Think of it ! You can talk to your wife fifty miles away." "That may be your experi- ence. All i'te been able to do is to listen." The final luxury of tea thinking. the Anality whie•ii distinguishes it a- the world's best, is assured users of "Salads" Tea. A(.(re. s.- Who Canadian /alrhaM,o Co., LImltod, Toronto, Dat Mnntre&l, wl,,alp.e. yanc,.ar.r. 1 QUEEN 0 i CITY WATER WHITE Gives Perfect Light' POS SALE BY iLDEALER8 EVERYWHERE.