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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1907-10-10, Page 7i "CUT" BY ITIS MAJESTY He Dow pre ALet tee OF OI teeen- 1\I; ItulA1.T1'. A.t 1'ninlruliorlal Otte err 1. Usually Readily Pardoned le the Kew. There is no greater social effete^ than to do unything that incurs the dis- pleasure of the Kung or Quern. The mun ori woman who does eo Intentionally ceases 141 he recognized by their Majes- ties. and this means social CXIIUelk)n. rhe offenders name, net veneer what his or her milk may tie, is struck out of the tiering -hail of every person in so - .•9y: 1f the offender be a mutt tie is osked 141 remove his name (mm every club of Any standing lo winch he may hnppcn 10 belong; no awn or woman of social repute will know hint, and if he t_. in tee Army . Navy or Dipklnhntic Ser. vi.•a• the hest thing he can do is to re- sign. ter he will find himself cut dead b} e'rt y one of his brother -officers, says IA radon Answers. II need har•lly be sni•J that their Ma- Jeslie•: ore always loath to inflict on anyone the penalty which a public avowal of their displeasure entails, and, in fact, never do so unless a person of- fends wittingly. It is considered a ser- ious offence to violate any of those rules of eliquelte which their Majesties ex- pect people whom they honor with their acquaintance at all times to observe scrupulously in their presence. THE AMERICAN'S ERROR. If you fait to observe Ihesc rules. it is nu! considered any mitigation of the of- fence to plead ignorance of them, for all who come into social contact with Rny- ally are supposed to make themselves thoroughly' familiar with these obser- t'ar1Ces. On one occasion a few seasons ago, a hidy- ivh•..se Warne was well known among American hostesses in London .was honored by an invitation to a din- ner-par;y at Buckingham Patna.. A few drys before the dinner. the Indy wroto to the Queen asking if she might bring t guest who was slaying with her to the dirner•party. This was nn outrageous eiolatlon of etiquette. The lady's request war refused, though, of course, the re- fusal was couched in the most courteous terms, but her name was never again included in the list of Royal invitations, and 11 soon got known in society that )their Majesties did not wish to meet her. The result was that the lady was drop- ped absolii(ely And completely nut of society. and she shortly afterwards gave ire her London house and left for the country. FROM SOCIETY TO SOLITUDE. Three was a peer who, n couple of years ago, presuming on his friendship with the King, took tin unpardonable liberty with hie Sovereign. The King tans arranged to he the peer's guest from Saturday to Mor.day, and as is custom- ary in sunt cases, a fist of the other guests Ih' peer proposed nsking was subrnited to his etniesly. Two of the Mimes on the list were unknown In the King, and his Majesty nsked that they night be omitted from the party. They were, however, present, and the peer expedited their presence by Mating that he had already usked them when he had sent the list to the King. Such ai. offence was quite unpardonable; the King dee b.ted ever to meet the peer ,again, and the nobleman soon found dhn1 nn ancient title and high position r• old not save him from the penalty which laking a liberty with the Sover- eign entails. lli• Mune wns removed from the list o! members of every chub he belonged k. invitations he had received to vareets douses of people in his own rank were canceled; and he was asked to resign his captaincy in his county yeomanry. 11 let his country mansion one of the n.ost splendid houses in England. end went to live on the Cerement. and he now resettles iti great privacy in a villa near Toulon:. for he is altogether loo timid a man to accept the only sort of M.ciely that is open to hint. SAD BREACH OF F I IQI'ETFE. A nnember of the French Erneassy in lAartlon once addressed his ltiniest> as "Year toy. C/tllf 11 was n gross t iolntnn Of etiquette. but under the circumstances 111' ol(enc•e wits pardoned. It was col.l- Mi11ed1 Miring n game of bridge nl the Marloororigh C.tut when the diplomatist P'i queslkin w•us playing with the King. The former, though 11411 n very gond plater. was a righty enlhusinstic one Slid very keen :afoul winning. The last rand of ithe rubber was n "rho trimmer" eiseed by the King. mid the dipk)rna- lilt wn cunt the toll of ench card with the crralest anxiety. The King at the nni•i& won by leo tricks. thus winning .1bM• gerne and rnlbl.e•r. and his partner. r e s exclaimed, .� Ili 11. to rpt. , en I r 1 inn 1.n ( u "Alt. c,iy oenr try. well played, well platedf"I hen in an tn'tnnt c,s n dead Mice. a t• i • n the players, the diploma• tee ,. • . %1 himself. 1111(1 jumping to h ! •'. i.eyed his Majesty's pardon tt its • lice granted, for hie of• v „- transpnrenlly uninten- 1e•nnt. ht'I\i•:1) BY ROYAI. Fftoee \. In nnolter (11,1) some yam ng . n Te - fled nnvnl emcee one afternoon (tally with hits, and it poeple do so they trlua-, suffer the consequences which their of fence entails." Many an aspirant tc Ce,urt favor has had experience of thi TtIF: sION:.ClI ON til'1111iE. 71te Tonic Treatment for Inditlestion ie the Dost i4urcesstul. Less o1 appetite. coaled tongue, bait li ste in the mouth, heavy. dull head- ache and a dull sluggish feeling -These are the symptoms of stornuch trouble. 'flet indicate That the Nieuwe,. is 011 strike, Ilial it is no longer furnishing to the skied the lull quvla •.f nourish- ment (lint 111 Is.dy demands, hence every orgu►1 buffers. 'there are two methods of tre tment, the old one by which the stomach is humored by the use et pre-digested foods and artificial ferments, and the new one -The Dr. Williams' fink Pills suelhod-by which the stomach is toned up to do the work ncbire intended of it. A recent cure 1'y the loam• treatment is that of Mrs. Jac. W. Haskell. fort Maitland. N. 8. Site says: 'Tor years I enjoyed perfect health. but suddenly headaches seized roe. 1 had a had taste in my mouth: my tongue wns coaled; 1 grew lire*( end oppressed; my appetite left me. rind such food as I did cut only causal distress. 1 had „severe pains in any (Lest. I lost all strength and was ellen seized with vomiting. At differ- ent limes 1 was treated by some of cm- lest doctor:, but although 1 fol- lowed (heir treatment carefully t did not get any better. One day while reading a paper 1 came across a case similar 1 , tune which had been cured ey Dr. \\ 111 ants' fink Pills. 1 nn, nedi- ulely pure/wed n supply and it was not long Were they Legan to help me. I grew stronger day by day till now I ani as healthy as 1 ever was. 1 have a good appetite. tram strong and active and can attend to nay household du- ees without fatigue. I have no hest- tation in recommending Dr. Williams' Pink Pill- to all sufferers from indiges- tion." Rheumntient. kidney trouble, neu- ral;,ria, St. Vitus' dance, headache and backache. palpitation. general weak - tees, and a host of other troubles, find 'their root in bad blood just as in the case of stomach trouble. That is why the 1)r. Williams' Pink Pills trcatinent is always a success -they are a pow- erful blood builder and nerve tonic. S•eld by all druggist or direct from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville. Oral.. nt 50 cents a box or six Ix-xcs for $2.50. •I' TiHE MISSIONARY'S :S I.AN" 1\G. Father Derourt's Misadventures en the West Coast of Africa. Along tine west coast of Africa a bar extends, with o :cnsional breaks, for se -me thousand of miles. it prevents steamships from making landings at important towns on the mainland and necessitates the trineder of passengers and freight in smell touts. This trans - kr is often dangerous. Father Derouet has written a lively account of his adventure in July last in one of (hes' boats. Ile was trying In land at Selie Ceuta, a little north • f the Corig,. Just before the_ critical tnn- ntent of crossing the bar he saw Father Mcu!in joyously waving his hat on the shore. 'Then In a it inkling n mountain cf water struck the bar aril the bont wns lessee into the nie. Father Derouet ft.und himself ewcruliug n somersault. Ile carne down on his head and would probably have frnettired hiss skull if he 111(1 not landed on the feel of an un- fortunate l.oalman. which diminished De violence of the blow. On the bank Father etoulin saw trim appear and disappear three iinM'S and, 1 clieving him lust. gave hit absolution. :reit of Ise twelve boatmen had lwen knocked into the sea and were strug- gling in the waves. The boat was soon In shallow water tut still far from hind. The two boat- men helped the missionary ashore. In the confusion n wooden creel had fal- len cm his hips and lie was %try More, tut lits chief grief on landing was that he hod lost his pastoral ring. 'fhe baggage was fished out of the sea piece by piece, but in %4 hat n Male! The vestments worn In the church ser- vice were ruined and so were all the presents he hnd brought for his breth- ren. Sen water had spoil d everything. The accident cosi him about $250. hut the mi'sionar:es of Selle (:mmn cote seled him with this piece of logic ns 11.' drew up. with a woel.egene air. (4'- (4*' their mouse: "Never mind. eo not feel leen m ueb afflicted. 'fhe principal piece has leen robed " .41116o PAINLESS TEETHING. There is no period in baby's life that tre.thrrs dread anon Ihnn teething lime. The little guns are lender and inflamed; Ilie crhrt suffers rind Is sl ee - le.. and en.ss. Mad the mother is usu- all) worn cut caring for the child. The rise of I1nl+y s Own Tablets allays, the inllammalien. scalene the (ender swot - It rt gunns. and brings the teeth through paink'cely. Mrs. N. Sante, sI. Ito,o d" i.in,a. Que.. says: "When my baby was culling his teeth he was fe%Crish. cr••.ss and del not lake nourislunent. Al:.r giving hitt Babes Own Tablets he ell! six teeth wi11K.u! the least In.u- Ile. 1 have never 1:sed any medicine retitradieled n settlement made tv the frit children 1 prze s., highly ns the King. Then 1'rmce of \Webs. The . nicer 'retitle." Feld by all medicine dealers ta• a tp tee. us wetly. 1n1 he made n fclnl 0,,str,kc when Tr• tried lit t+lllly the heir to the 'tuna°. '1 he King !toe 110 u4 lice al the lime t 1 the emcee c rude- nrse, ttltich wns .•IA *ley inlcnlionnl, but later on Sent an ewer y f1., inform him that hie lu.yn! lli1thneee did not nor le,l:ger wish to number 11.111 among his a(qun)nlnncCc, FIA '01 111111 moment, the wheel- Wne cut 1.y (very • 1u' 111 society. Ile brntenrd the (natter (lit 14.1 a while, Let he Batik fatally in the s. 'int acral*', and a ft.‘‘ years ng,,, ht '• its futnliy in- imed in n drunken 1 raw l in some kw: frnlblinq (1(11 in New. Yerk. An officer in the Arany wlei le on con- sai(ral1.' Iona of irieueleh*p with the King saial n ectilly to the welter. "Nal one le I• se rend) In lake ((Sera•* than the Ring. er ►torn ready k pond. n one when Ili edtenee is uitinknli.mnt: but his \ta• ilesly never FetmiLs a lfb^rly to to taken 411. ty moil al 25 (rifts a 1••s from the Dr. \Wlll;nme' \icdicine Co., Brockville, Ont. GKNTI.l LII•TED. "Wee people manage to tench the lop Meow dnye then ever Lcfort," remarked tee moralizer. "les." rejoined the demornlieer, "and i1 is .Ire to the inrt that the ladder has hetet - :per«deal by the elevator." iN TIIF: DAYS WORK. 014 Sall "1 have teen on eight dif- f( rent vessels when they went to the bottom. - young Fre••h-"plow did yell men- age to escape each lime?' Olt Salt--"t:nef enough; they were eubnnnrine boalw' SOME DESPERATE RIOTSII A SHORT HISTORY i I A Serious Cue of Chrocic Catarrh (%M:\ CITIZEN AND SOLDIER COAs. Gradually O ertoaee Br rt -rami TO GRIPS. Belfast Ilas (leen the scene of Many Fierce Battles Belvein fao:ers and the Law. • So lately as 1899, tidiest. Ireland, was the scene of a desperate battle between raters and the forces of the law. The trouble began with a United Irish League demonstration. The procession was promptly attacked by a strong force of Orungemcn, and on the evening of June 5111 troops were called out and the Riot Act read. On this occasion there wet'o no lives lost, but no fewer That eddy arrests were made. Seven police were badly hurt ey stones. In 1586 and 1887 ilelfast streets saw heavy fighting On January 29(h, 1887, the police were ordered to fire, and sev- cenl of (tie mob were wounded. But the worst of all Belfast riots was that of 1174. Early in June of that year Iwo mobs, elle of Roman Catholic, the other of Pro- testant workmen gathered and en- geged in a furious bailie. Matters went trent bad to worse, and riots became of almost daily occurrence. The climax carne on July 21st, when more than two Ihemsmlel men met and fought with slicks, stones, glass bottle, and iron bale. Two houses were set mire, and j�J[ It. ARTHUR TRE\11BLAY, 8 St - the streets were one medley of roaring, lei James street, Mont Pleasant, struggling crowtLs• Que., Can., writes: A REMARKABLE CASE. THE POLI(:(: \VERS 1'O\VEeeess ; "Acott I11r•ee years ago catarrh in its most serious term assailed rale. hoops were called out, and the Riot Act "1 consulted a specialist who pre - read. • he rioters peel no attention scribed medicines its constitutional whatever, except to baffle more desper- (lealnlent and 'n- liquid to use locally. ately. With great reluctance the officers `"this gave rale relief for a time, but gave orders to fire. seen afterwards the disease returnee. A heavy volley crashed into the Beeth- "I was then suffering very much, my me mob, and men fell in every direc- appetite had tett ane and 1 was growing tion, They rallied and attacked the sol- weaker• diers, who were forced in self-defence to "I had frequently read pamphlets re- fire again. 'this time the rioters broke gnrding the cures made by Peruna. and ran. 'i'he streets were like sham- and uttnougit sornewhat dubious its to tiles. Eleven men were picked up stone its doing me any good, 1 decided to try dead and more than sixty were badly n few bottles. • toundr<1 "1 hail not taken t eiuna for more t, It Ls not always that the representa- tives of law and order are able to con- trol a mob. The dreadful business of December 14111, 1831, will long be re- membered in County Kilkenny. On that day a political riot broke out in the small lawn of castleshock. A body of a dozen police under a Mr. Gibins marched than two weeks before a marked im- provement was perceptible. "As 1 continued taking the remedy, Inc disease gradually disappeared and 1n a few months 1 was entirely rid of the nauseous malady." --off 190 ---:- 1907 A ICED [.E'ITEII l'EAR. down to stop the fighting. The whole ntob turned upon the little force of con- Right 10 Vole Won by Women in Four slahulary, surrounded teem, and in mad (:canities of Europe. .fury BEAT THEM ALL TO DEATH.\Women all over the world are begin - ring to leek upon 19(17 as a red letter About two and a half miles from the year for their sex. '('heir first notable netting city of Ballarat is a hill crown- step ahead this year was the gaoling cal with a curkn►s monument. This con- ' f pnrlinmentary suffrage to the women sills of a stone platform s►•rmounlcd by cf \• may, 'Then Swedish women were a1., obelisk, at each of the angles of made eligible for municipal °Inrce; next which stand obsolete sixty -pound muz_ carne the granting to the women of Urn- zie-loading guns. The whole is sur- mark of the right to vote for and serve by a picket fence, and mark.a +" ntembcrs of boards of public churl- roundedthe scene of one of the most terrible riots t.'es, and now the British Parliament has ever recorded in any British colony. The Just passed the bill Making women eli- stery of the various causes which led up gable atown and county councillors fo this riot is ton long to tell; it is Brom and uldcrmcn.. cient to say that the great grievances In 1888 when the county councils were the heavy gold license, $10 n v;ere Instituted in England it was month for each digger, and the horrible Iliought that women were eligible. and crudity of the prison arrangements. Margaret Sandhurst. Miss arrested for any offence were Jane Cot.den and Miss Cons -were elect- Menchained out in the open to heavy lege. ^d by the voters of London. Beresford In 1854. the Ballarat diggers, niter II, pe, le he had been defeated by Lady Sandhurst, contested the cicelien on the vainlylilienir. for a change, began to organize. Underp of Peter grorind that women were not eligible. the leadershi The litigation was prolonged and mean - Later, they collected arras and ammu- nition, and bcgon to drill. Se.ldie 1 fine of the duties assigned to Lady were sent to Ballarat. The miners at- Sandhurst was the supervision of twen- revenl them, but were driven back. in tt-three infant asylums, When \Ir. revenge, the authorities redoubled the Ilcpe finally succeeded in ousting hes slriclnees of the license law. t,►nc of the leading London dailies sar- castically MINERS THEN GATIIF.RED, custlenlly remarked: "It is to lie hepcd ikat the gentleman and on the top of Bakery Hill where the will find himself equal to mothering monument now stands, conetrucled the all those babies." famous " Eureak Stockade,'' It was gar- • ii'tit'd by 3(11(1 men, The auL,mcbile isn't in it with the Captain '('humus of the 40111 Foot made ge ssip where it comes to running peo- a sln•prise attack early one morning with 111( down. a force of 276 redder&, The ruiners \\lien a woman is unhappily utnr- 1rc•d site would gladly recall her inj9- changed. The troops charged. and n • spent life. d•:sperute hand to hand fight folk•wed. 'thirty diggers were killed outright, {lard and soft curls cannot withstand seeress were wounded. and 135 were can- 1e te,ways Corn Cum; it is effectual tared. linter himself {est nn arra. Yeteery •lime, Get a bottle at once and a few years later leder was elected to be happy, the eirw South Wales Parliament, where he sal for nanny years. Probably in n written exnnninniion on aslron- under no nag but ours would Mir; for- on»' nue of the questions was, 'What giving spirit be shown. -London Ans• happens when ,..err is an ccipse of the vers. meson ?•' A student with rather n good knack of gelling ottt of a ditficully wrote: --"A great many people come out to look rat it." rushed out and heavy volleys were ex - One trim of Mother Graves' \\ ern Exterminator will convince you that it I:as no equnt as a worm medicine. Buy a bottle and tee if it docs not plenst, you. UNLUCKY. "George, I know you will forgive me," said the t.eauliful girl. bowing her head. "when you know the true reason of my breaking our engagement an soon. Rut when I became engaged 10 you i forgot----" "What Is it, G:atly.:?" he murmured, sadly. "Re not ofrnid. Is It That yotl lore another 7" "No, indeed." reeponded the girl. in- dignantly, her eels noshing ul tiara through a veil of tears. "Rut --you know how superstitions 1 am -I (ergot that yotr w'ould 100 exactly the thirlee.tllt I've been engag(d to." ea•411EE INFORM \TION." This. L•t „hal one o! the most promin- ent physicians of today says: That one murine (,f sweet apirils uilre. tele ounce of compound yimosn, mei four (emcee of syrup of rhubarb mixed together mad taken in (kseerl- .spoonful doses after meals and al wee time in water will effect a permnneet cum for the meal (severe eases of kid - Ley, liver. bladder. and urinary trem- bles. IIs claims that a few daises wail pe.sitivrle cure II"' ‚.14111 en!'" of back- ache and 1heumalisnl 'irking from dis- orderrd kelneys and impure Mood. These drug., Are of t.urriy vegetable nature and rincxp•'nsitr. and eon M eit•taintrl at any drug store and mixed k.gether at borne. Chetern moiler:. cramps and kindred e••rnplainls annually made their appear - encs at the same time as the hot wed• leer. green fruit. cucumbers. nselona. eh... and inany persons are deli/treed ire 111 teeing these k-inpling !hinge, hal they have Dr.. attain if h •• n cd 0t Ah n they J. D. KcCogg s Dysentery Gnrdinl and lekc a few (Imps in water. It cures the cramps and cholera in n renlark- stl•le manner and is sure to check every disturbance of the boeels. SNAGS AND JAGS. It's cast' to live on k,.e atone -be - (we• n minis. Luck consists 4,f hating what some ether felk,w wants. 11 is never very hnrd to convince 9 man of the justice of something he is snaking money al. :\ worrsln si"ser wants anything quite ne much ne w hen it is something she bas no rens use kr. (e.ntentrnent is the result of wanting y.lr own job a little more than you Go the outer (albw's. 11 is nsk,nishing'y easier to explain eery you stayed out late lo neon friend Iluln it is to )(ear wife. 11 a girl really respecte n man, it has something le rho with the way his neck- ties match his complexion, i'I deli Y (:LOSE. "Tont' ental the young wife. "len afraid yen, smoke ton much. De yeti buy your cignrs by the hundredweight?" "`•imething like (hal. my donee re- plievl the masculine end of the cornhtte. "I buy them le lite hundr•'•I and the man weights for his money." ACCORDING TO SCRII'11'RR. "Young ratan," said the clerical -look - Ing customer to the clerk at the book counter, "that purchase of mine amount- ed to $1.50. I believe.' "Yes. sir." • "%%'ell, 1 gave you u $2 bill at least twenty minute* ago and l haven't re- ceived my 50 cents back yet." "Very sorry-, sir," replied the (led:. "Ltd you know '..hat the Good Reek suys on Ibis point." And politely hand- ing the customer u Bible. he peewit to Job, fourteenth chapter, fourteenth verse: "All the days of my life will I wait till raiy change come." ORGANISTS TRIBI'1'E TO 7AM-BI'K. H. E. Jenner. organist of Carman, (Merit, waiter: -"Sone little time ago I burned ray thumb severely. 1 had some %ani-Buk handy and applied it. The Zana-Buk took the fire (ul of the wound a:rnost instantly and eased the pain. It penetrated to the very seat of the injury and gave quick relief. I was very glad of this. twee -bee 1 had an en- gagement to play at an organ recital a few days later. Thanks to Zant-Buk I was able W keep the appointment. ZAnn-Buk heals quickly all skin in- juries and diseases. 01 all stores and druggists at 50 cents, or from Zam- Ruk Co., Toronto, for price. 3 boxes ter e 1.25. 4 "AIN'T 11'''' Diplomatic Lachelor fwho has forgot - len whether the baby is u buy or girl) : "Well. well, but he's a fine little fellow, isn't she:' How old is it now? Do het' teeth blither him much? I hope he gets through its second summer without gel - ting stick. She looks like you, doesn't h a ? Every one says it does." The Flaggieg Emerges licvived.-Con. elent application to business is a lax upon the energies, and if there be not relaxation, lassitude and depression are sure to intervene. These come from et( mach (roubles. 'l he want of exer- (i'c brings on net•vous irregularities, end the stomach ceases to assimilate food properly. In (l►is condition Par - melee's Vegetable rills will he fuond a recuperative of rare power, restoring lite organs to healthful action, dispel- ling depression, and reviving the flag- ging energies. And the ratan in the rn•)on is doubt- less forced to practise economy bet cnuse everything up there is so hig1C "Yes, Germany has turned out a great many musicians. rand is still turning Ureal out. "Well, Can you blame her?" Tiny tubercles nn the skin of scrofulous peo- pie produce 1ho hl.lesuo disease called lupus. Wearer's Cerale, used In tine, will says the akin from destruction. Apply to all affected part& Cleanse the blood with wed»1.'s syrup somehow the less account a man is (he more faith some fool woman seems to have in hits. By looking wise end keeping his mouth shut many a man has been able to pass through life as the real thing. ITCII, Menge, Prairie Scratches and every form of contagious ll At in human or animals cured In 30 minutes by Wol- ter•d's Sanitary Lotion. 1t never fails. Sold by all druggists. BE CHEERFUL! whiles the use of worrying? Of our troubles people Inc. Let's make believe we're happy The world loves a cheerful liar. Steeple-sncss.-When the nerves are unstrung end the whole body given up to wreichdene's• when the mind is filkd with glo en and dismal forebodings, the result of derangement of the digestive organs, alccplessn(ss ere es to add to the distress. If only the subject coukl sheep. there would be oblivion for n While and temporary relief. Partite - lee's Vegetable Pills will not only in- duce sleep, but will act so beneficial - 'y that the subject will wake refreshed and restored to happiness. WILLING TO REPLACE. Only last night 1 stole a kiss, Now my conscience pricks, niackl Therefore 1 think i'll go around '1'o -night and i ut tl tack. After Westing Pc hasten recovery 14 health by the us* of •• Yerrelru.,' 11 is rho bead tonic. 1t huild0. strengthen% and gi,c% neat vitality, 'rt; it, it will make you reel 'drunk. SOI As every rose must have its thorn, So every barrel has a bung; As sorrow with each joy is born. So every woman has n league. "Man is F111ed N elft Mi- rt." --This Ie not true of nil men. The %tell, sound of lung. erne of eye. el. rt and Imey- ant with health. nee not tni.eraliee whatever be the Social condition, To Fnhappy. n rad ,e► tt ••nn 1 well is to lnl !to well by gelling and keeping our 14(1;. s in a healthftl stale. Dr. 'themes' Eeleclric Oil will help all to do this. P1iT TO THE TEST. Hungry Hank -"l feel sorry ice de Ind' trot lives in dnt mansion on de hill. She is absolutely destitute.' Sauntering Saul --"Destitute?" Hungry Il,i nk-"Yeas Destitute uv t:• lt• testi; . T1.l; ISSLE .NU. 41-17 Stops -and all over. ck and bowed leonine. Make. Nay babies plraap and eery. Preyed C oIIc , SO rrein ur Mb.tul nae. Ark your �nalp+ for it- Narses' was Mfelbtrs' Trtasare -23e b ►.air $I.25. Deus & Otemetal C., fused ►curial SHOWING A BAD EXAMPLE. A grocer who was noted for his care- fulness had all ad%ertiscnlent inserted !n a locut newspaper for at nleosage boy, and a young fellow who uuder- su od Ince kind of a gentleman who was advertising carne to apply for the situ- ation. and while the grocer was telling him how careful he must be u fiy set- tled on a bag of sugar and the grocer caught it and threw U away, The boy then said: - "If you want rale to lie careful you arc sheaving me h had example." "Why?" replied the former. "Because," said the boy, "you leve throw►i that Ili away without brushing Plc sugar off his feel." --4 llnven: "I tell you what, Young; 1 I:ntn the sharpest wife you ever saw in ur life. Why, the other day 1 gave 111.1. just barely enough Money to go out and buy one dress, and if you'll believe i1 she came latae with Iwo." Young: "-that is sharp. Plow did she manage it?" Haven: "Why. .tie bought one, end the other she had on when she went out" For Churches and Schools fust ase Cewae is ideal for rk,:,el.es f or i u hymns, 4..a liases. teoao,ey for iu nnitary r•r•f•eu.a (ao .rap,% to catch dirt) -for iu ire -proof Qualities PEDLAR csii NGS Alone 2.000 rr:ad,rn designs in eeery reek of s.,odart-wde-woih�1. 10 match in ho,w, y wick 111141101. adman --,,dspicd to any color -schwas or ..ch iec!yyrat�.�1�1..ti•.. Allow 00 10 Bead you illustrated d -tails and quota pricer. Addrer fog The PEDLAR People (-haws 3:4ntreat pt,awa Tg/rontu Loedo , 5'ar.atl sr N. tsn•, tet awn boor. n••. NEWHOUSE TRAP. -_.� _.err W••••••=e.... 1.1.•••••, ++► _ ,+-.1..v .4_ a r00.0 ...• r w r1. 0.111• w .a•,.., ••►.. nu moo. .-..r ..... -% •n1. . 11..01•.... Two -1s 1.n- ..-..•• areft 1. oraasa cow eurein, tat .a-,_ - Erect, Wow am *Inures d and sboald kno• Monet the wooderra MARVELWhIr1IngSpay i5. new T. t..1. byr1..41, fecal -ii 0e1 f on VIM. rent. It cleanse* nor Lea T* rest tar it. DTI; the rima bet bead etas roe u OA rS Doak -wt *S. It st.�a 1 sal enI are Med dlrecturs n- t�y� t1 tea K01t s ara! Awe co. for C:u�J ow- Gemara! aM MACI:INERY FOR SALE. DYNAMO 3e0 lights, first-class order. \\ 111 be sold cheap and must be gotten out of the way owing to 600 -light machine Ink,ng its place. S. Frank Wilson, 73 Artemide Street West, Toronto. FAN BLOWER Buffalo make, number four, 9 -inch vete teal discharge, 24 inches high; perfect carnition. Superintendent. 'truth Build - frig, 73 Adelaide St. West. '1. rmite. Ready Mado Show Cardio The retailer always has ora, 'utiject ('f sii•rcme interest to himself 11 %t inn 1 make nlc.re sates? \Ve can help by supplying you with our ready•lnade Artistic Stiow Cards. These cards nee made on Miring cardboard, 11 by 11 Welles, welt while letkrs on t.lork. blue ar rel l ac k 1.r u rad. \e emery > In stock a cemplcle assortment of ever 500 dif- ferent designs, cards for any business. Catalogue and price lee mailed on re- quest BUSINESS sIC.\', Guelph, Dns. QUFIIEC ST{AMSIP fCOM PAH UMIiliD River and Gulf of St, Lorena Bummer Cruises in Ccol Latitudes 7 win Merew ia•n S9. '•Oampana," with e'wettle tights, electric bells and all in ..fain a .n! .rt a. SAii$ lR(ta Mto5TRY.I1.ON WIND 18 el p.m , 23rd Sept. m'.er, 7th and 1.st Octoher, iod fn:tnlghty thereafter Inc rictuu. N. fl . eail- as at Quel.ee nope. mai hey, 1'eroe Orand t.rer, utome:si,le, r.&1., and $barlotl stems, et. BERMUDA !commie icy -erases, ass, br the new Twla Resew rib. "Bermudian.' b,Soa' 1 ne Mailing th September, 1th. arab ant 21111 0'$ !c r. alb nth and lath NITaml.er. remp.raterec,.d.d r eN (.rear's eeld .m riee.'0.111TO a, de;vee.. The tinees tripe of the rsaa"n tar health and west ort ARTIII It AIIF:RN. Seerelnry, Q*-. ec- A. E. OU'i'ERRI111N;1•: & CO., A1. u . Iq Broad way, Now 1 c r k.