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March r rth 1915
THE ' WINGHAM TIMES
THE DOMINION BANK
SIR EDMUND B, OSLER M.P., PRESIDENT. W. p. MATTHEWS, v10EtPRESIDENT,
C. A. BOGERT, General Manager.
Trust Funds Should Be Deposited
In a Savings Account in The Dominion Bank. Such funds are
safely protected, and earn interest at highest current rates.
When payments are made, particulars of each transaction may
be noted on the cheque issued, which in turn becomes a receipt
or voucher when cancelled by the bank.
WINGHAM BRANCH : A. M. SCULLY, Manager.
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Bank of Hamilton
Capital Authorized $5,000,000
Capital Paid-up, 3,000,000
Surplus - - - 3,750,000
WHY A SAVINGS ACCOUNT?
It is best to put your money in a Say- ,
ings Bank Account here because, first
—it is safe; second—it is readily avail-
able in rash; third — the interest is
certain and prompt.
C. P. SSMITH, Manager
Wingham, Ont
RUSSIA'S GUIDE.
'The Remarkable Secret Will of Fetes
the Great, j
Russia's proclamation of the an-
nexation of Galicia the other week
serves to recall a most remarkable
historical document—the secret will
of Peter the Great—which, it is said,
tie read to every Czar of Russia on
";is•'accession to the throne.
In that will Peter laid out an
:amazing program of aggression for
.future Czars to follow, which had as
.its consummation the commercial or
.political subjugation of the entire.
world.
Nearly two centuries have passed
:since Peter died. The proportion of
his prophecies that have come true
is startling. Poland has disappear-
ed; Sweden has been humbled and .
isolated; the Turk has been driven
'from the' Black sea; the road to In-
dia is mostly in the Czar's hands,
\.•afid a vast line of Russian advance
las spread over northern Asia to the
aeiflc ocean. •
The guiding hands of the dead
+Czar may be seen as clearly in the
.present war as at any time in the
, past. England must be made a com-
mercial ally, Peter counseled his
.successors. All Slavonic peoples
must be molded into one nation, Con-
:stantinople should be taken and the
;ascendancy over the Teuton race
,gained by fair means or foul. .,
Three far-reaching objectives, and
•.all of them possible as an outcome
.of the titanic war now in progress.
.It seems almost that Russia has no
.other policy than a .determination to
make Peter's prophecies come true.
He said:
"We must make the house of Aus-
tria interested in the expulsion a
rthe Turk from Europe, and we must
.neutralise its jealousy at the capture
+of Constantinople either by preoccu-
pying it with a war with other Euro-
pean states, or by allowing it a share
of the spoil, which we can ata r..a. d
.resume at our leisure."
What could be more pt'cpieIlc?
Russia's advance along ti.ta is all;
:sea was marked by the acquisition if
•Galicia, Bukowina, Isomia, and No; ,-
bazar by Austria. It hus atr'ead3 Jo. t
.the latter to Servia, the two ..,rtuer
will become Russian territo.y If Le)
-allies win the present war and Ser -
Irian arms are now invad:ug 13.tsn a.
Russia, it would seem, is re.,uuling
:.at its leisure.
No effort should be spared to gain
'cohtrol of Constantinop e, I'ettr
.urged. Russia has spared none.
Had it not been for the united re-
sistance Ofjrthe powers of i.uropo in
\ the
�t -.
`THE WEAK SPOT
IN THE BACK.
'When the kidneys get ill the back
:gives out.
But the back is not to blame.
The ache comes from the kidneys,
*which lie under the small of the back.
Therefore, dull pain in the ba"k, or
-sharp, quick twinges, are warnings of
•sick kidneys -_warnings of kidney trouble.
Plasters and liniments will not Cure
:a bad back, for they cannot reach the
kidneys which cause it.
Doan's Kidney Pills reach the kidneys
'themselves. They are a special • kidney
and bladder medicine. They heal the
diseased surface of kidneys and bladder,
.and help them to act freely and naturallyi.
Mrs. Chester Romain, Port Couiofige,
‘Que., writes: "I had been troubled with
sore back for aver four years, and could
Iet nothing to do me any good until
heard of your Doan's Kidney Pills.
I got three boxes, and took them and
now I am completely cured."
Doan's Kidney Pills are 50c a box,
3 boxes for $1.25, at all dealers or mailed
.direct on receipt of price by The T, Mil.
(burn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont.
When ordering direct specify "Doan's."
grad 1.
He wrote:
"We mut progress as much as
possible in the direction of Constan-
tinople and India. He who can once
get possession of those points is the
real ruler of the world. With that
view we must provoke constant quar-
rels with Turkey and at another time
with Persia.. e` " * Moreover, we
must take pains to establish and
maintain an intimate union with
Austria, apparently countenancing
its schemes for future aggrandize-
ment and all the while secretly rous-
ing the:jealousy of the minor states
against it. In this. way we must
tiring it to pass that one or the other
party shall seek aid from Russia, and
thus we shall exercise a sort of pro-
tectorate over the country, which
will pave the way for future suprem-
acy."
Servia and Montenegro were pro-
voked to war and•appealed to Russia
for aid. That furnished the spark
which kindled the war of nine na-
tions. Poland once turned to Russia
as the Balkan states did only yester-
day. -.
Peter believed that the future
greatness of the Russian race was.
ordained by fate. Not westward, but
northward, the star of empire would
wend its way according to his plans,
Egypt, Chaldea, Babylon, Greece,
Rome, France, England, why not
Russia next? Kismet, Russia would
be next.
"I look on the future invasion of
she eastern and western countrie's by
the north as a periodical movement,
ordained by providence, who in like
manner regenerated 'the Roman na-
tion by barbarian invasions. These
emigrations of men from the north
are ea the reflux of the Nile, which
at certain seasons comes to fertilize
the impoverished ,lands of Egypt by
its deposits. I found Russia as a
rivulet. I leave it as a river, My
successors will make it a large sea,
destined to fertilize the impoverished
lands of Europe, and its waters will
overflow in spite of opposing dams
erected by weak hands, if our de-
scendants only know how to direct
its course. This is the reason I leave
them these instructions. I give these
countries to their watchfulness and
care; as Moses gave the tables of law
to the Jewish people." '
She Asks Too Much.
When a'woman goes away to spend
Sunday, if she would give her hus-
band directions concerning the four-
teen or fifteen most important things
that ought to be done around the
house in her absence, instead' of con -
corning the whole fifty-seven, he
would stand more chance Of remem-
bering at least some of 'em.
Bad Man For That.
"Re is stupid and honest."
"What a man to hang a jury!"
Yearning,
I want to be a granger—
So ran an ancient ditty
iiy one Who Was a stranger
To aught except the city,
Who had a peck of notions
That farmers' trays consisted
In going through- the motions
And Coming home fat listed,
Ile thought of gayly hoeing
Tomatoes tall, and waving,
Of singing songs and thoWthe
The lawn that needed shaving,
Of getting bees in training
To till his pail with honey
And from thea,' efforts gaining
A load Of easy money.
For him the plot would thlelten
Until it was a Winner
if be could raise a chicken
Already •rooked for Winner
•A.nd pick ills talent nod butter
On little bushes Palming,
So visitors would mutter,
"My, isn't it just sltlnningt"
Then, ho for scenes exciting,
Out where the grass is waving,
Where plenty Fomes a.kiting
Axid properly believing!
That Was the way he put it
When. by the thought enchanted,
Istat back he hsd m font it
Before the crops were planted,
BALKED. THE RIVER
The Darn That Forced the Colora
do Back Into Its Bed.
IVAS BUiLT IN RECORD TIME.
Every Minute Counted In Rushing to
Completion This fc.artoecring "'larval
In Order to Save Some Acres
'of mow Farms from i;)cstrim:ion,
Word vault. to '1'uesnu In tae still of
the wintry lir 10111 ,111:11 the l'illuralltt
river i
,h. !welting an old tlh,eat and
n'lts s\\eepi!i:; into lite til-,, Salton
sink of Lower California al Ilie rate of
4-1,0151 •1 obit- Pi't't to the t.ec t itj
rends there was a lake fifty miles hl
length. fifteen tildes ,ride l;,n feet
deer in Iht' ot'al;ot
1V;1.IuaZl1itt u'as aiau•uu'el it Iuuk:'d
as it the tmire Imperial thllio .n llol-
lanl! ht ,1!nt'rli•t. belutt• the level of the
seat ;Mid un,' t;t iho riche~[ I'an'nita
511(115 la all the ,rest- Was ler he 11117:1
dated..
T!ooaore Roosevelt hurled his prate
anti asked t: Il Harriman for helix
Ilalrriutnn slid not halve to hury any
pride when lie turned to ltaadoiph and
ordered him to iia the Job
Randolph was haying iine of his
"bad turas" tit that time But be Is
enough of it soldier to they orders, a ml
he ,vent to the Stilton sink tint on his
back in his private ear._.
From that bed Riles Randolph buiit
one of the w'orld's great dams. in
this day, when there are ninny huge
Impounding's. that may seem a broad
stateilient. Men may think of the
dams across the Nile or the Mississip-
pi, the mighty structures or Patnanla
and of the New York city tvuterworks:n
but not one of these was built under
pressure.
Epos Randolph's dam was built un-
der a stoti'watch and in fourteen days
and twenty-one hours. In fourteen
days and twenty-one hours he had
placed 250,000 cubic feet of rock and
gravel in the gap, all at a cost of
something like $1,600,000. But the
Colorado had been stopped and, like a
naughty child, forced back into its old
bed. '
Once during the work Roosevelt by
wire had asked Harriman bow the job
was getting on. The railroader re-
plied that if the dam was not com-
pleted within five more days it never
wpuld be and 600,000 acres of fine,
new farms would be forever lost And
when the president of the United
States asked the then president of the
Southern Pacific if the work would be
done within five days Harriman re-
plied that he had Epes Randolph on
the -job and that. Epes. Randolph had
not yet known failure.
Epes Randolph was indeed on the
job. He lay on his bed at the edge of
the muddy flood and gave orders—thou-
sands and thousands of. orders in a
single day. In the first place, the rock
and gravel had to be brought a long
way, and it was Epes Randolph whp
gave the directions under which the
hundreds of gravel, trains moved.
They closed the main line of the
Southern Pacific and all its branches
to travelers; they took the engines off
freight trains up and down the lines
wherever they could find them. They
sent north to San Francisco and east
to Houston and New Orleans for more
engines and for fiat cars by "the mile.
This flood tide of gravel traffic a mas-
ter mind operated .with his left hand;
with his right he built the dam.
Before his car moved back -to Tucson
again he got out Of bed and went out -
upon the work: Out toward the end of
the embankment!: steadily advancing
across the path of the truant river, a
group of men were struggling with a
fine new steel car that had become
derailed at the end 'of the temporary.
track.
"How long have you been trying to
save that car?" asked Randolph.
"Twelve minutes," replied the fore-
man.
"Let it goy" came the order from the
chief. "Twelve minutest time on this
job is worth more than a hundred
ears."
And so the car went down under
some thousands of tons of rock and
gravel , that went to hold back the
mighty Colorado from . the haven that
it coveted.—Metropolitan Magazine.
Takes a Lot of Believing.
"Upon what do you base your claim
that.your wife is superior to all other
'rives?"
"When I leave money in my pockets
at night she swipes it."
"I don't see."
"But last night I hid all my money,
and what do you supptse she did?"
"Give it up."
"When she found I was broke she
put a dollar in my pocket."—Houston
Post.
Pads On.
N1 am still looking for an nuuest
man," announced Diogenes.
"I can give you no help," declared
the stranger.
"Who are youI"
"I am an ineonie tux collector."e—
Seattle fioet lnteltigencer.
Curious. Dream.
Mrs. Gabbelgb—John. you were tails.
lug in your sleep. Heat-�;Cbat's
funny, for f was drearaisig of you.
Mrs. G... -What wan funny about ft?
Husband—Why, I don't Ace how I got
til chance to say a word.—Roston Tran-
script
Cheerfulness is half of health. On
the contrary, sadness and discourage.
meat hasten old age.
CtEraiir
e Heart
:tis Letter Te;:; of Wonderful Change
Effected Toy Iir, Chase's Nerve rood.
Mr. James G. Clark, F'ostorville,
York County, N.13., writes:—"I havo
hr•"a at :resit sufferer front what the
•-u:.tor:c said was neuralgia of the
art. Thu pain started in the back
nC the neck and worked down into the
:•,•;;ion ‘•r the heart, Though I had
tea t% lot of ,.medicine of ono kind
,.rd at.iu...er, I could nut got anything
io help me until I used Dr. Chase's
Nerve Food.
"lVhon 1 began this treatment I
could not rest in bed, eiccept by sitting
!!aright, on account of the dreadful
rains about the heart and the
quick.
mud beating. 'rho change which Dr.
Chase's Ne,rvs Food has made in my
Condition is wonderful. It has en-
tirely overcome these symptosis, anti
Is making ma strong and well. If this
statement will help to relieve the suf-
fering of others, you aro at liberty to
use it."
Dr. Chase's Nerve Food' Is a true
ionic and the greatest, of nerve re-
storatives. fill cents a box, C for $2.50;
all dealers, or ifc3nranson, Bates & Co.,
Limited, TorcntJ•
London's Mooted House.
The bishop of London inhabits the
only mooted house in London. The
grounds or Fulham palace, thirty-five
acres in extent, are entirely surround-
ed by it moat constructed by the Dan-
ish army which encamped here in 879.
According to a local -historian, "the
Danes as winter came ou found the
high tides encroaching seriously on
their position, and not liking to letive
the river and run the risk of being cut
off from their ships they threw up a
bank with 1► ditch along the river
(lank ,of their army and further forth
tied their position by carrying the,
ditch round the whole camp. The
Danish army gone, it was not likely
that any bishop would go to 'the ex-
pense of filling up the moat." The wa-
ter is now regulated by sluice gates
built during the episcopacy of pishop
King, who was appointed in 1611.—
London Chronicle.
Sacred Shells.
The clever priests of China often In-
sert tiny images of Buddha within the
shells of a living oyster, which are left
undisturbed for about a year. At the
expiration of that time the images are
covered with mother of pearl to such
an extent that they appear to have.
grown in this natural manner. The
Chinese people bold these shells in
great reverence, believing that Buddha
dwells within them. However, should
a Christian chance to look upon one of•
the shells it has no further value to
them, as its charm is supposed to have
left it:—Scientific American,
Irish Wit.
Even little children in Ireland, ac-
cording to Hugh O'Donnell, have the
true Irish sense of humor. He was
standing before Nelson's statue, he
said, when he asked a youngster, "Was
Nelson really Irish?"
"That he was," replied the child.
"That's why he is what he was."
A Deceived Man.
Bin—That lawyer you recommended
is not a man of his word. Dix—Why
not? Big—He told use I' could talk
freely to him, and look at the bill he's
sent mel — Spokane Spokesman Re-
view.
The Army of
Constipation •
Is Growing Smaller Every Day.
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS ere
responsible -they not
only give relief—
theypermanently
cure Coresfipaa
lion. Mil-
lions use
them for
Mims.
nun, Indigestion Sick Headache, Sallow Side.
Small Pill, Small Dose, Small Plica
Genuine must beau' Signature
South Waterloo Liberals chose John ,
Brown as candidate for the next Feder-
al election.
With the close of last month the sale
of liquor is abolished everywhere on
the Pennsylvania Railroad system. In
1912 the road stopped the sale of intoxi-
cants on its trains. Last monthtI1if
only remaining baro. , in its statism,'
those at New York Oily and the entire pher key *I►hereolfii;M we decipher the
system is now "dry." whole max .' _
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PICTURESQUE ICE FIELDS.
Scenic Beauties of Uncle Sam's Glacier
National Park.
That the lee itelds'.r Giesler Nation-
al park present some of the best ex-
amples ofactiveglaciers now found in
the United States. Is a stftentent made
by W. C. Alden in a government paint
phlet. "They have at splendid settthg
in magnificent alpine scenery," says
Mr. Alden, "unsurpassed in grandeur
anywhere. Iltdden away in the reces-
ses of the mighty rrluuut:tin ranges,
these rare and wonderful features form
a climax to many of the interesting
trips open to the tourist.
"There are in the park about ninety
small glaciers. ranging in size from
B1ackfeet glacier, with its three square
unties of lee, down to masses but a few
acres in extent, yet exhibiting the char-
acteristics of true glaciers.
"After examining these features one
can easily picture to himself as he
looks down the valleys the great rivers
of ice which in ages past cascaded
from the cliffs below the upper cirques,
converged as tributaries from the many
breach valleys and united in great
trunk glaciers. In imagination he can
see these great glaciers, many hun-
dreds of feet in depth, filling the great
mountain valleys from side to side and
deploying thence upon the bordering
plains. He seems to see these mighty
engines plucking away the rock ribs of
the mountains, smoothing, grinding
and polishing the irregularities and
sweeping away the debris to be spread
on the plains below. These- glaciers
developed and *extended three times
and. after each development, the con-
gealed masses melted away en the re-
turn of milder climatic conditions, un-
til at length only the small cliff gla-
ciers of the present day are left lurking
in the protected recesses at the beads
of the capacious valleys.
"Many of .the rock walled amphithe-
aters are no longer occupied by Ice, but.
from all there issues • streams fed by
the melting snow or ice. These.Plunge
over the cliffs in beautiful, foaming
cascades and rush on down the moun-
tain gorges. The melting glaciers left
many inclosed basins, large and small,
and in these the waters rests awhile
and mirror in their crystal depths the
dark green of the surrounding forests,
the rich colors of the rugged mountain
walls and the deep blue of the cloud
flecked sky. On, again, from lake to
lake, the waters flow and finally start
down their long courses to the sea to
merge at length with the chill waters
of Hudson bay, the balmy tides of the
Gulf of Mexico or the rolling billows
of the Pacific."
WEIGHT OF AIR.
One Cubic Foot of Atmosphere Weighs
' More Than an Ounce.
The common belief that air weighs
nothing or almost nothing, a belief
which has given rise le the simile,
"light as air;" needs correction.
A toy balloon filled.. with . a cubic
foot of air weighs 564' grains more than
the same balloon collapsed. This shows
that the weight of a cubic foot of air
is 564 grains, which is 'a good deal
htoreothan an ounce. Accordingly a
small e'oom (15 lay 15 by 10) contains
ing 2,250 cubic feet of air would weigh
2,900 ounces, or 183.7 pounds avoirdu-
pois, as much as a large man. Could
you lift a room full of air?'
s The air an automobile tire under
pressure of 150 pounds a square inch
weighs proportionally ten times as
much, while air under the pressure of
fifty atmospheres weighs fifty times as
much as an equal volume of ordinary
air. When air is liquefied its volume
is reduced to one sixteen -hundredth
normal: so that the liquid is 1,600'times
as heavy as'gaseous air, or about as
heavy as water.—St. Louis Post Dis-
patch.
ispatch.
Cats and Wildcats.
Wild cats are now rarities in Eu-
rope, though formerly they were com-
paratively
oinparatively common in most parts of,
the continent. The few shrvivors oc-
cur mostly in Hungary and occasion-
ally in Spain and Greece. In Spain,
by the way, the animals build nests in
trees or among tall bamboos for the
rearing of their young,' though gener-
ally °they prefer a crevice in a rocky
country in which to make a lair. Our
domesticated cat is not derived from
.the .untamable European animal, but
was introduced ready tamed • from
Egypt.—London Mail.
As to "Sights." -
A teacher of English criticised an es-
say written by a girl ' pupil in which
the gift used the word "eyesight"
"What other kind of sight could there
be except 'eyesight?'" asked the
teacher.
Rising to the challenge, the pupil
replied, "Well, there are foresight and
hindsight."—Indianapolis News.
f=oolish Suggestion.
"You ought to tyltewrlss' your poet-
ry, said the harsh editor.
"Great Scott!" replied Mr. Penwiggle.
"It I were expert enough to do that
kind of typewriting de you think I'd
be putting in my 'time ori? poetry?"—
Chicago News.
When You Have Pineapples.
The knife used in peeling a pine.
apple should not be used in slicing it,
as the peel contains an acid that will
cause a sore, swollen mouth. Salt Is
an antidote for this acid.
Its Seasoning.
"My Wife is apt to sdrVe tip a course
of tongue With the dinner."
"So does mine, and with tartar
ttuee9"•-Baltimore Austrian.
Alucls lies In laughter. It Is the lila
The nep riebryor Paten l iled icineAct.
AVegetable Preparation fe��rA1ts•�
Jing lheStomachs andReivelsotr
•
Promotes Digestion Cheerful
tress alta Rest.Coittains iteiuier
Opiunt.Morphine nor Miura]
NOT NARC OTIC.
"tee* of MIRSINTLIYITESI
Iirnpfrn
"Earl= +
. Irol rrfesulls-
Aiusceeed
Pel1vearint-
,ThCur/analeJlIIZ#
MN Seed -
(ladled Jlger.
Efdalrnlmerrl'7arora
Aperfeci Remedy forConslipre
lion, SourStomach,Diarrhoea,
Worms,Convuisions.Feverish•
ness and LOSS OF SLEEP.
FacSimile Sisnatureof
i�aRAdi%T uta
The CENTAUR CJMPAHY.
MONTREAL&NEW YORK
C STORIA
For Infants and Children.
Mothers Know That
Genuine Castoria
Always
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
TORIA
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
TM C'crver.)R COMPANY, MeV/ YOMK CITY.
Good Chance.
"He has money to throw at the
birds."
"Rich, is he?"
"Awfully."
"What are all those people banging
round him trying to do?"
"Trying to make him believe that
they are the birds."
Some Resemblance.
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village jokesmlth sits
And makes, if he has any luck,
His living by his wits.
He does not swing the massive sledge
Like any blacksmith stout,
But still in working at his trade
He has his hammer out.
Catching Up.
"What a fool I am!" exclaimed the
husband.
"Just discover it, dear?" said his wife
sweetly.
' "Discover what?" -
"You always were a year or two be-
hind the rest of us."
Evidence.
"Brown thinks his partner's wife has
mighty poor judgment."
-That so?"
"Yes."
"Why?„
"Marrying Brown was optional with.
her."
Lingering Remnant.
"i didn't suppose you were super-
sti t ions."
•"I'm unt."
"Yet you confess to a belief in
signs."
"Only dollar signs."
Just Wondered.
"By the way, did you know :luting
Caesar?"
"tit course nr, lie has been dead
for anoint 2.lht)al years."
Phar'g sr, i>n't it? Say. how long
have you been dead'?"
- Doesn't Take Long.
"IIe tells ail lie knows."
' "ls that sof'
,•That's al fact"
"Then what does he do?"
Just a Lawyer.
"Is he a doctor of philosophy?"
"No; just of fee -law -so -fee."
Dissecting the Bluff.
When calico ay some one unafraid
A bluff ,\iii melt away,
Serenely from the landscape hide,
Nor tor an encore stay.
Say "Soot" and look it in the eye
And you wilt never fail. '
When It has measured your dell,
To see the bluff turn pale.
Sit down and let it have its way.
Nor ower at protest.
And it will want you to obey
And work that It may rest.
And things will go from worse to worse
If you refuse to tight.
For it will fancy in your purse
It has a vested right.
But meet It with a frowning front,
At Its pretentions scoff.
And show it in 0 manner blunt
The place where it gets off,
And it will meekly told its tents.
Prepare at once to quit.
Take baggage, bag and bluster hence
And like an Arab flit.
Ou timid, unobtrusive seals
It feeds and asks for more,
And as its eye In frenzy rolls
It darkly hints at gore,
But penetrate its thin disguise,
Be merciless and rough.
And you will learn, to your surprise,
A bluff is just a bluff,
RENT AND N To MOTHER AND CHILL
sSEWNT
seas. Wtine.otes *Morioka Stator Haas been
used for over SIXTY VICARS by MILLIONS of '
MOTII�BzRS for th�e�i7rI� CHILD N 'WHII,If
SOOTHES tthue CHILD, T ti UMS.,
Al, Ye all PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC, surd
is t best tetnedy for DIARaxe . It is at.
sot
Atte
hsrrntess, be sure sad ask for s•1Atrs.
Winslow's soothing Syluq •' and take fro Otase
Mad. Twestv-4ye unite a boUMls.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
SOME people don't believe in taking
chances. Although the chances are
1 in 10,000,000 that the earth will
be struck by a comet. every time a new
comet is hailed some persons have to
send for the doctor.
It is a good thing that the census
is taken only once in ten years. The
disappointment, if suffered oftener,
might prove too much for some weak
hearts in thriving towns.
Trying to coax a balky automobile
up a steep incline makes a man wish
for the good old days of horseful car-
riages.
The boy who
tells his father a
tale of guileless-
ness and gets
away with it
thinks the old
man must have
been an awful'
mollycoddle when
he was a kid.
A. clear, cool
day is most an-
noying to a we -
man whose only
lightweight wrap
is a raincoat.
COMBINATION
Publishers, Advertisers
and Manufacturers Unite
By HOLLAND.
N union there is strength.
Did you ever write this in
your copybook? Well, it is
true, anyway.
One of the effective combi-
nations of the business world
is composed of publishers,
advertisers and manufactur-
ers. They are united in the
effort to see that the public
gets value received. Their in-
terests are identical.
No one of the trio can make
money without the others
share it. And they cannot
make money for themselves
without malting money for
the pithily. The Interests of
all are Intefwovetl so closely
ns to he pro t'tleatlly identical.
You should ,loin this combi-
nation and enjoy the benefits
to he derived from it. Take
full advantage of the adrer-
tising columns and be sure Of
getting a dollar's worth for
every dollar you spend.
AD VE RTISEM E NTS
WILL MOW YOU
FULL! INt?ORM ED.
They will tell you where to
'buy. When to buy, what to
buy. It is true economy to
read the advertisements, for
they will leisure yottr se***
the treated y-v�t.tjlile
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