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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1915-01-21, Page 3January 2lth , [915 THE FIRING LINE [Grand Rapids Press. Have yku been on the firing line Where life teats all of us ---common and fine -- To see if we sing or worry and whine, To see if we stand in our place and fight Where the bullets sing and the bayonets bite, 'And the world is against us and dark and drear The wings of our destiny hover near, And down through the shadows we dream of light. I tell you, each day there's a firing line. One in your life and one in mine; .A line we must step to and take our ehanee, No matter how swiftly the bullets dance, 1;o matter how desperate the foe may be, There is need on the line for you and forme, Need for our manhood, our courage and might, To strive for our loved in the far-flung fight. It tests the mettle of men so fine. This being out on the firing line. The zip and the ping of the bullets shows How brave we are in the face of foes, How strong, how true to out' colors of creed, Hew close we may rise to the golden need Of duty and faith and love and trust - We creatures of chance in the toil and dust! t 9 Dog tax collected this year in Penn- sylvania amounted to $145,703.01. A gum has been discovered in large quantittes in the Malay peninsual that yields from ten to 'twenty per cent. pure rubber. As The Result Of a Neglected Cold He Contracted SEVERE BRONCHIAL TROUBLE. Mr. W, T. Allen, Ilolifa::, N.B., writes: "I feel that I would be doing you and your great remedy, Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup, a gross injustice if I did not write and let you know the wonderful results that I have obtained from its use, "Last spring I happened to contract a cold. Of course, this is a common oc- curence, and I did not take any particu- lar notice of it at the time. However, it did not break up as quickly as colds generally dict with me, so after two weeks, and no sign of improvement, I began to get alarmed, and went to my local physician who informed me that I had contracted severe bronchial trouble as a result of neglecting my cold. He pre- scribed some medicine for me, which I took for about two weeks without any sign of improvement. I was getting pretty much discouraged by then, but one day a friend happened to be in to whom I was relating my trouble, and he advised me to try Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup, saying that he had obtained very beneficial results from its use in a similar case. I took hiseadvice and procured several bottles from my drug- gist. After taking it, according to diree• tions, for about two days, I noticed a decided improvement, and from that day on I began to get better, and in ten days .I was in my usual health. I con- sider this an excellent showing for your remedy, and can highly recommend it to anyone afflicted as I was. I shall always put in a good word for it whenever the opportunity offers itself." You can procure Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup from any druggist or dealer. Price, 25c and 50e. The 'genuine is manufactured only by The T. Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto. 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Thus at Stamboul the wandering dogs are treated with great gentleness, and when puppies come into the world they aro lodged with their mother at the side of the street in improvised kennels made out of old boxes lined with straw and bite of carpet. And frequently when a young Turk happens to be flush of money he goes to the nearest baker's shop and buys a quantity of bread, which he distributes among the dogs of the quarter, who testify their gratitude by jumping up at hien, with m :day paws and sniffing muzzles. Hamlet In South Africa, It can hardly be expected that "post impressionism" will be con- fined to pictures in the future. A friend of mine writes me from South Africa that some genius out there has done "Hamlet" in the Taal and quotes the following example, which seems to me extremely post impres- sionistic, Here it ds: Hamlet-Wie is u? Ghost-Ik is eon. spook. Hamlet-Wies spook is u? Ghost-Ik is yu papa's spook. Cold Feet. During a marriage ceremony in Scotland recently the bridegroom looked extremely wretched, and he got so fidgety, .standing first on one foot and then on the other, that the :`best Ivan" decided he would find out what the trouble was. "What's up, Jack?" he whispered, "Hae yo lost the ring?" "No," answered the unhappy one, with a wo£ul look, "the ring's safe enough, but, man, I've lost ma en- thusiasm." Wnen Moles Fight. • You would hardly believe that moles, clumsy and almost blind, become per - feet deruous when' they ,quarrel. No one knows %vhat they quarrel about, hut if they once start fighting one has to die. They will keep on in the pres- ence of any number of spectators, hanging on to one another like bull- dogs and burying their enormously strong jaws and teeth in one another's flesh. Hedgehogs, another type of the quiet, inoffensive looking animal, not only fight. but always to the death, and when one is killed the other generally devours him. '$100 REWARD, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one ,dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and tht.t is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a.constitutional disease, requires a con- stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in do- ing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO„ Tole- do, 0. Solcl by all druggists, 75e., Take Hall's Family Pills for constipa- tion. Too Much Expense. "Yes," said Mr. Tyte-Phist, "I was just stepping on the car when the conductor gave' the motorman the signal to go ahead, and the car start- ed. My foot went out from under me, and I sat down on the muddy crossing, ruining a twenty-two dollar suit of clothes," "Then you sat there, swore like a trooper and gnashed your teeth in rage, t suppose," remarked the sym- pathizing listener. "No," said Mr. Tyte-Phist. "I may have sworn a little, but I didn't do any gnashing. My teeth are new and cost me $30.'.' Don't forget that we have est*blisb- ed a parcel post system with Greece. There's no telling when you will want to use it in a burry. • His quarters having been raided by suffragettes. the young Prince of Wales should realize how "crazy tbe girls are about him." Had Salt Rheum. Coulel Scarcely 0 Work. Skip diseases are invariably due to bad or impoverished blood, and while not usually attended with fatal results are nevertheless very distressing to the average person, Among the most prevalent arc: Salt Rheum, Eczema, Tetter, Rash, Boils, Pimples, and Itching Skin Eruptions. Burdock Blood Bitters drives out all the humor from the blood, and snakes it pure and rich. Mrs, Ellwood Nesbitt, Apsley, Ont., writes: --"I had Salt Rheum so bad I could scarcely do my work. I took two treatments of doctor's tncdicitne, but they did ane no good. A friend told me his wife had had Salt Rheum, and that 13urdoek Blood Bitters had cured her, so I ;got a bottle, and before I had it all taken nay heed was better," Burdock; Blood Bitters is "tnanufac' tured only by The T. Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont. ,b ARip tF rr:74 11 A 11 Y YIPS' Used "Fruit -a -tines" With The Best of Results. GEQRGE McKay ran. ICI-ear:x, Ogee June 17th. 1913. "Ihavd been using "Fruit-a.tives" as a family remedy for many years. They are the best medicine I have ever tried. "Fruit-a-tives" do me the most good• -they never gripe and their action is pleasant. "I have used then] for Indigestion and Coustipation with the bestresults, and' I heartily recommend thea] to anyone sintilarly afflicted. These troubles have leftmecomplete- ly and I give "Pruit-a-tives" full credit for all this. A nicer pill a man cannot take." GEORGE MCIKAY. The enormous demand for "Fruit-a- tives" is steadily increasing, due to the fact that this wonderful fruit medicine gives prompt relief iu all cases of Indigestion, Constipation, Sour Stomeeh, Rheumatism, Chronic, Headaches, and Neuralgia, ;and all Kidney and Bladder Troubles: 50c a box, 0 for $2.50, trial size 25c. Sold by all dealers or sent on receipt of price by Fruit-a-tives Limited, Ottawa. A new Ito"tan aeroplane with numer- ous tying surface i,, d,' iened to act ^a it, own parachute and corne to earth safely in event of a mishap. - • GOING HALVES. The Cranky Man Made Sure the Divi- sion Was Perfectly Equal. "I once had a neighbor," said the retired merchant, "'the oddest speci- men of humanity r ever met. I had been warned that this man -Blank I will call him -was unreasonable and cantankerous. I certainly found him eccentric, but I am ,egsy to get along with, and we lived side by side nearly seven years without any serious trou- ble. We each had a few fruit trees and a small vegetable garden. "In the fall after I first moved there Blank proposed that we buy a ladder together. It would help in fruit picking and be convenient for various other purposes. He could get a good second-hand thirty foot lad- der for $6, and I agreed to pay half of it. The ladder proved to be a use- ful article, and we kept it on top of the picket.fence that separated our gardens, where either owner could get it without trouble. "In the spring of my seventh year in the neighborhood Blank 'moved and tried to sell me his share in the ladder. He wanted $2.50, which 1 thought excessive. For six years the ladder had been out of doors, and it was showing signs of wear and tear. I offered to pay him $1.50 or to take that gum for my own interest; but no, he would have no use for a ladder in the flat to which he was moving, and I must buy it at his price. I said it wasn't worth it. He grew sulky, and so the matter rested. "The Blanks were to leave the lst of May. Two days before that date I had to go away on business, my wife went to visit her sister and we shut up the house for a week. When we returned the Blanks were gone and I found in our letter box a curt note from him: "'As you would not come to terms about the ladder, I have settled the matter by dividing it equally. Have taken my half and left yours on the fence.' "Well, a thirty foot ladder is a lit- tle cumbersome, and, although a fif- teen foot ladder is rather short, still I thought on the whole I should be satisfied with that solution of the dif- ficulty. From the back doorway I looked over at my half of the ladder as it lay on top of the fence and was surprised to see how long it seemed to be; certainly it was:anore thin fif- teen feet. I went out for a closet inspection and made a strange discov- ery. Blank had fulfilled the neigh- bor's predictions and had 'broken out in an unexpected spot.' With nice ac- curacy and an almost inconceivable display of malice, he had sawed every round apart through the middle. He had divided that ladder lengthwise from top to bottom!" A Tug of War.. The well-dressed, portly man stood for several moments watching the brawny drayman who was laborious- ly tugging at a large, heavy laden box, which seemed almost as wide as the doorway through which he was trying to move it. Presently the kind- ly disposed onlooker approached the, perspiring drayman and said with pat? nizing air: "Like to have a lif"Bet yer life," the other replied, and for the next tdo minutes the two men on Opposite sides o! the box worked, lifted, puffed and wheezed, but the box stuck fast. They went at It again, but it did not move a inch. Finally the portly man straight. ened up and said between. •pttfte,. "T don't beiieV'e We ear. get it ire Mere." "Get it in?" the dray7rfine altdest Oaih hits oft with tt'rtichereUs tropes shouted. "Why, you blamed mutton- , ted turn ta.i relit►.-'Sophocles. head, I'm;, trying to get it out!" UNDER A VOLCANO A Town That Lives In Perennial Dread of Extinction. COLIMA'S CRATER IN ACTION. It's a Solemn Speotaole For the Dwell- ers In the Shadow of the Gloomy Peak When "Old Faithful" Explodes, as It Does Regularly Once a Year. It Is singular how indifferent to a persistently threatened danger human beings can become, even when the dan- ger Is of a deadly nature and may imperil their very lives. Harry 13, Dunn, in the Montreal Herald and Star, tells of a case in winch a whole townful of people lie under the con- stant threat of extinction by a volcano. The roof of tfle little boxlike hotel in Colima. capital of the state of Colima, in Mexico, was freshly drenched with wetter in a vain effort to fight off some of September's heat, I think there were ,eighteen of us gathered there in the cool., gray night. The almost silent town lay like a Meek and white check- • erboard at our feet. Twenty miles away, across a valley still green with the rains of summer, rose 0 conical tuouptain, almost soli- tary, Even by night it looked sinister; by day it was terrible, with Its barren, lave coated sides. its gas exuding cone shunned even by the vultures which haunted mountain and plain. It was the volcano of Colima, the "01d Faith- ful" of craters, which explodes regu- hirly once a year -and it was almost due for an exhibition. "Ile should begin soon." droned the hotel keeper. "Maybe today, maybe to- morrow, maybe not for ;7 week, but it it the middle of September, and it is Ills time." The old man had scarcely finished when a bubble, black as night, crowd- ed itself out of the broken. end of the mountain, which we knew was a pot of molten stone, twenty miles away. The bubble, so dark that we could see it plainly, swelled like a ;;rowing puffball mid then. pushed out from below, rose like a giant umbrella, with incredible speed, into the Sky. Behind it came a sirnight tubular c'oJumn of smoke, such smoke as that of which the bubble was made, bine!: rind thick and ominous. Up, use up, ruse the bubble, riding, it sec'a,eci, on the column below it. it ap- peared to Ilene. litre n huge blanket a thousand feet in the heavens; then 'slowly, like some great octopus feeling its wry along the bed of the sea, the bubble flattened and began to spread one Probably it moved miles every Minute, but it was far away and so. monstrous that we could not judge it by ordinary standards. It seemed that the town below us heaved a Tong. sigh. The thing for which its ten or twelve thousand in- habitants had been waiting was about to happen. The mighty drama was about to be enacted before their eyes, as it was before the Spanish conquis- tadores set foot on Mexican soil. Yet to them the spectacle was ever excit- ing, for its end might be death, might be destruction of their town, as it had been the destruction of the manysmall- er towns clustered more closely round the skirts of the gloomy peak. The roofs tilled with people. Here and there a woluan screamed; many, both men and women, prayed; queru- lous cries and questions from children rose on the night air, and the bells in the churches began to ring, slowly. at tirst and then more rapidly, as the fire god began to play about the crest of Colima. Like a waterspout on tbe crest of a lofty roller at sea, the smoke column end its spreading top rested for a mo- ment on the volcano and then, with a thunderous outrush of air, which must have been beard for at least a bundred miles, vanished into thin air. A col- umn of fire took their place. No ordinary tire was this. No flame ever kindled by human hands burned so white as that tower of luminous bits of lava and sand and stone and super- heated gases that shot upward from the mouth of the crater. 1 gazed at it spellbound as the light of day spread round all over the valley and the city. A constant roar came from the volcano, a roar so insistent, so monotonous, that I could not bear what the old hotel keeper who stood at my elbow was saying. I bent my ear to him and hearth "Not so bad as last year. Maybap we shall not be harmed." Too Modest. Sir W. S. Gilbert's own story of his first experience as a playwright is in- structive. He took his maiden attempt to a --manager, who read it carefully anti offered to accept it. "Now," said be to the overjoyed dramatist, "what do you expect me to pay you for this?" The young author, not liking to be too forward, modestly suggested 30 guineas. The manager immediately wrote out a check for the desired amount and, presenting it to Gilbert, said: "Young man, let me give you a word of advice: Never sell So good a play for such a small amount again." A Curious Trial. The records of Kirby Matzeard church in Yorkshire, England, men- tion a curious trial which took place in the church, In the seventeenth century. A woman was tried for stealing a skull out of the churchyard, tier defense took the skull to was that shoput un- der the pillow of a Sleepless friend as a charm to make her sleep. She wan reprimanded ttttd ordered' to put the sknit hack. SENTENCE PHILOSOPHY. Begin it well, and know. 'that Ged wilt end it so. An honest patch msy be a badge of honor Kincl' words do not wear out the tongue. Learning to do without gives you TWO FARMERS. more to do with. -"`"" "-" The milk of k'uman kindness is often - Mame skiremed. The biggest prima man can pay for a thing is to. ask for it. Who has never tasted what 'is bitter does not know what is sweet. road to ruin is in gond repair; the I:ravelers pay the expense of it. It is a pity that often the man with the biggest heart has the smallest pocketbook. Work can be made into a pleasure and it alone is profitable to a man, to hie country, to the world CA TO RIA For Infants and Children it Use iFor Over 30 Years Always bears /�..�,.�.�... the �dY• Signature of A Gentle Hint. - "I was speaking with your father last night," said the young man. "01], were your answered the sweet young thing, lowering her eyes. "What were you talking abort?" • "About the likelibood of a war with Mexico. Your father said if there was a war be hoped it world be short." "Oh, yes; 1 know papa is very much opposed to long engagements." -Yonk- ers Statesman. Can You --7 Girl with glory gilded hair, Girt of grand and gushing graces. Fairy fine and fain and fair, Can you wash the children's faces? When the rosy morning bright • Paints rare roof and special spire, Banishing the shades of night, Can you start the kitchen fire? �v111ing wight, with you I wander. Springtime's sweetness overhead. Pensive, all your proofs 1 ponder. But, Babe, citn you bake good bread? Tested, true and tried and tender, _Heart in which 1 place reliance, Hast thou had a course, 0 slender Maiden, in domestic science? -Cleveland Plain Dealer Too Late. "Yes," be was saying, • "as a matter of fact, a man doesn't learn what hap- piness really is until he is married." "I'm glad you've discovered tbat at last," replied she, with visions of im- medIate'proposal.. "Yes," he continued. "and when he's married it's too lata" -Brooklyn Citi- zen. The First Caricature. When man was made (of dust they say, The sneering Satan marked his shape; Then took another piece of clay And in derision made the ape. But, sinning through a million years, Man so unspeakable became At length the Simian house of peers Denied similitude with shame. While man, who wouldn't be denied, Set every monkey house agape 1y claiming, with a blatant pride, He was descended from the ape. -Bertrand Shadwell In New Zeaiama Times_ . _ - -_ ChJdren Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CAS"T'O R I .ems. The slipshod farmer goes by guesa., and has all kinds of black distress. He doesn't keep his head on straight, but sticks to methods out of date. You say, "Why don't you take a brace. and cultivate your flamed old place, in modern• style, with modern took, ae- cording to the latest rules? Why not improve your flocke and herds? Then you ti have coin to pr•l, the birds." He answers through hie old strew lid: "I do the way my father did. I have no use for modern rules, for egrieulture learned in schools. No farmer's• journals do I need; I have no time to sit and read. I've too much trouble on my' mind, to stand and talk here till I'm blind; my cows are all producing whey, my bens have never learned to lay; my hogs are troubled with the thumps; my horses have the jumping mumps; our old stone churn is out of plumb, and so the butter will not come; the well is dry, the chimney smokes, my hired men are lazy blokes, and I must kick around and roar, just as my father did of yore," The modern farmer, up to date, has all things running smooth and straight He knows the farmers must advance. and knowledge gain, at every chance. For farming is no blind man's game; the winner needs a lofty aim, must have a comprehensive view, and know what other farmers do. Ha ought to know what kind of stock will bring him, roubles by the crock, know how to com- bat bugs and worms, and put a crimp in deadly germs; he ought to know what kind of grain will flourish best on hill or plain; he ought to know what loud of pills to give his horses for their ills, a thousand things he has to know, if he would sidestep grief, and so he reads s farm papers every day,and knows the good one makes it pay; it pays a hun- dred times its cost -the time spent reading isn't lost. -Walt Mason. Children., Ory FOR FLETCHER'S CAST 0FR1A Renewed This Letter Bring to the Aged-: Chase's Nerve New, rich bloo a needed in the deci up energy and Chase's Nerve Fe help in maintains prolonging life is re er of this letter. Mr. Stephen J. F.B.I., writes :-' .b of age my heart p very irregular and would palpitate. came weak, and but lie in bed in :+ tion, losing strerg that condition I Chase's Nerve Fo' Had I not ohtairc would now be in tl- over my nose. At an energy which ir writing this letter like myself may n and strength by us' cine." 50c a. box, sale' by all dealers. 1 1 THE TIMES To New Subscribers1 We will send the Times to New Subscribers to any address in Canada to January 1st, 1916, for $ 1 .00 Leave your orders early Your `order for any newspaper or magazine will receive prompt attention Weittese.aftwitNaisttessieteteeitt seeieetiosAsfintessalpe•wirtses