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The Wingham Times, 1914-10-01, Page 7October ist, "1914 tal s'ESTMWM0200„11Mg2r„WEN' 16he RETURN 1 of TAR ZAISi mi 0 a., By Edgar Rice Burroughs MEM "He left me after the fever got bad. aHe b a devil. When I begged for the 4 water that I was too weak to get he .drank before me, threw the rest out . and laughed in ray ace." At the thought of it the man was suddenly animated by a spark of vitality. He -.raged himself upon one elbow. "'es," ,he almost shouted; "I will live! I will !live long enough to find and kill that !beast!" But the brief effort left him Weaker than before, and he Sank back jagain upon the rotting grasses that, with his old ulster, had been the bed c of Jane Porter. "Don't worry about Thuran," said Varzan of the Apes, laying a reassur- 1 Sam hand me Clayton's forehead. "He ibelongs to me, and I shall get him -in 'the end, never fear." For a long time Clayton lay very Several times Tarzan had to put :his ear quite close to the sunken chest Ito catch the faint beating of the worn - bout heart. Toward evening he aroused -again for a brief moment. 1 "Jane," he whispered. The girl bent Iter bead closer to catch the faint mes- sage. "I have svrouged you-aud him," he nodded weakly toward the ape -man. 1"1 loved you so. It is a poor excuse to ;offer for injuring you, hut I could not bear to think of giving you up. 1 do :riot ask your forgivenesa. I only wish .to do now the thing I should have done ,Lmaaover a year ago," Ile fumbled in the -IV-Pocket of the ulster beneath hen for ,sowething that he had diseovered there ,while he lay between the paroxysine -or fever. Presently he found it -a .crumbled bit of yellow paper. Ile !,11ntided it to the girl, and as she took lJt bis arm fell limply across ht a chest, his head dropped baek, and with a lit - ;tie gasp he stiffened and was still • Then Tnrzeit of the Apes drew a fold aof the ulster across the upturned face. As they rose and stood ou either side of the now peaceful form tears came lccto the ape -man's eyes, for through tbe anguish that his own heart bad suf- fered he bad learned compassion for •:the suffering of others. Through her tears the girl read the :message upon the bit of faded yellow ;lpaper, and as she read her eyes went every wide. Twice she read those star- -Bing Words before she could fully eom- :prebend their meaning. I. C. Tarzan, 13altimore, me.: Finger prints provearou Greystoke. Con- gratulations. D'ARNOT. She banded the paper to Tarzan l''And he has known it all this time," 'idle said, "and did not tell you?" "I knew It first, .Tane." replied Tar .nan. "I did not know that he knew it at all. I must have dropped Oki message that night in the waiting room, It was there that I received it." "And afterward yciu told us that your mother was a she -ape and that Feu had never known your father?" she asked incredulously. "The title and the estates meant daothing to me without you, dear," he replied. "And if 1 had taken them away from him I should have been -robbing the woman I love -don't you -.understand, Jane?" It was as though he attempted to excuse a fault She extended her arras toward him across the body of the dead man and took his hands in hers. "And I would have thrown away a love like that!" she said. The next morriing they set out wen ,the short journey to Tarzan's. cabin. Pour Wazirl bore the body of the dead Englishman. 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They had proceeded some three miles of the five that had separated them from Tarzan's own beach wit= the Waziri who were ahead stopped a11(1 - dully, pointing in amazement at it strange figure approaching them along the beach. It was a man with a shiny silk hat who walked slowly with bent head and hands clasped behind him underneath the tails of his long black coat, At sight of him Jane Porter uttered a little cry of surprise and jay and ran quickly ahead to meet him. At the sound of her voice the old man looked up, and when be saw who it was con• fronting him he, too, cried out In relief and happiness. As Professor Arai- Inedes Q. Parter folded his daughter in his arms tears .streatned down his seained old face, and it was several minutes before he could control him- self sufficiently to speak. When a moment later be recognized Taman it was with difficulty that they could convince lem tbat his sorrow had not unbalanced his min'd, for with the other members of the party he had been so thoroughly convinced that the ape -man was dead it was a problem to reconcile the conviction with the very lifelike appearance of Jane's "for- est god." The old man was deeply touched at the news of Clayton's death. "I cannot understand it," he said. "Af. Thuran assured us that Clayton passed away many days ago." "Thuran is with you?" asked Tar- ` MO. ,"Yea. He but recently found us and led es to your cabin. We were caroped but a short distance north of it. Bless me, but be will be delighted to see you both." "And surprised," coromented Tar- zan. A short time later the strange party came to the clearing in which stood the ape -man's cabin. It was filled with people coming and going, and almost the first avhom Taman saw was not. "Paull" he cried. "In the name of sanity, what are you doing here? Or Ire we all insane?" It was quickly explained, bowever, as were many other seemingly strange things. D'Arnot's ship bad been cruis- ing along the coast on patrol duty when, at the lieutenant's suggestion, they had anchored off the little land- locked harbor to have another look at the cabin end the jungle in which many of the officers and men had ta- ken part in excitiug adventures two years before. On landing they had found Lord Tennington's party, and arrangements were being made to take them all on board the following morn- ing and carry them back to civiliza- tion. Hazel Strong and her mother, Es- meralda, and Samuel T. Philander were almost overcome by happiness at Jane Porter's safe return. Her escape 'seemed to them little short of miracu. Ions, and it was the consensus of opin- ion that it could have been achieved by no other man than Taman of the Apes. They loaded the uncomfortable ape -man with eulogies and attentions yetil he wished himself back in the absphitheater of the apes. All were Interested in the savage Waziri, and many were the gifts the black men received from these friends of their king, but when they learned that he might sail away from theta upon the great canoe that lay at an- chor a mile off shore they bectune very sad. As y et the newcomers had seen nothing of Lord Tennington and M. Thnran. They had gote °lit for fresh meat early in the day end had not yet returned. ' "How surprised this man, lichee° name you say is Itokoff, will be to see Yen," +Mid Jane Porter to Tarzan. "His surprise will be short lived," replied the ape -man grimly, and theta Was that In his tone that made her look up into his face In alarm. What She reed there evidently eentirmed her fears, for she put her hand 'mon his erns end pleaded With Itlin to lertve the Messiest to the laws of Preface. "ln the heart of the jaugle, dear," she said, "with no other form of right Of' jristlee to twee! to other then your Own mighty muselee, you would he werronted In executing upon this man the sentence lie deeerves, but with the strong arm of a eivilized governmeht at your disposel It wonld be Murder to kill lihn noW, Eteri your (Kende would have to stibinit to your arreet, or If you resisted it you would plunge THE WINGH AM TIMES us all lute misery aud unhappiness :Igloo. 1 (came bear to lose you egtlia, my Ta17,:1c, Promise me that PM will but turn hen over to Captitiu Du - frame: gild let the law take its. course. The beast is not worth risklug our heppluess for." Ile saw the wisdom of her appeal and promised. A half hour later Ito- Izote and Tenningtou eznerg,ed from the jungle. They were walking side by side. Tenningtoo wee the first to oote the presence. of 51/11ngers In the entree le saw Ihe Meek warriors pa In vering with tlie Failure from the tentser, and thee he $l I 1v 11 lithe, hrown giant talk - :11g W1111 1.1 et' tena lit kV APOOt a lel Ga taiu Dufranne, "Who is that, I wouder.- SO Id Ten - 'engem to. Rokorf, and as the Russian ;schwa les eyes tied met those of tbe (110 11150 rti11 011011 111111 Ite staggered n rul went white. "Sapristl!" he cried, and before Ten - elegem realized what he intended be laul thrown his gun to his shoulden nbeing polItt bltt tt k flt Tarzau, ptillea the trigger. But the English- man ‘vas cloSe to him -so close that Ids hand reached the leveled earrel a The Entire Party Assembled Within the Little Cabin. fraction of a second before the hammer fell upon the cartridgeand the bullet that was intended for Tarzan's heart whirred harmlessly above his head. Before the Rusalan euuld fire again the ape-natu was upon him and had wrested the firearm from his grasp. Captain Dufranne, Lieutenant D'Arnot and a dozen sailors had rushed up at the sound of the shot, and now Taman turned the Russian over to them with- out a word. fie had explained the matter to the Freneh commander be- fore Rokoff arrived, and the officer gave inimediate orders to place the Russian in irons and confine him on board the cruiser. Just before the guard escOrted the prisoner Mt° the small boat that was to transport him to his temporary pris- on Tarzan asked permission to seareb him and to his delight forind tbe stolen papers Concealed upon his person. The shot had brought Jane Porter and the others from the cabin. and a moment after the eecitement had died down she greeted the surprised Lord Tennington. Tarzan joined them after he had taken the papers from lecizoff, and as he approached Jane l'Orter Itt traduced him to Ten ill tigt on. "John Clayton. Lore lireystolte, iit lord," she said. The Englishman looked his ammo-kil- n:tent Ib .spite or his most heretoe90 efforts to appear eotirtemis, and it re. quired many repeiitioes or the stet:tee story of the ripeolutif :la told hy ti m self, Jane Porter and lieutenant lam, not to convinee Lord Tf Haim:ton that they were not all quite mad. At sunset they belied N1'111111111 reell Clayton beside the jungle graves of his uncle and his aunt. the former Lord and Lady Greystoke. And It was at Tarzan's request that three volleys were fired over the last resting place of "a brave man. who met his death bravely." ' Professor Porter. who in his younger days had. been ordained a minister, conducted the simple services for the dead. About tbe grave, with bowed heads, stood as strange a &mammy et mournere as the sun ever looked down upon. There wbre Prencleofficers and sailors, two English lords. American end a score of savage African braves. Following the funeral Tatum asked Captain Dufranhe to delay the sailing of the cruiser a couple of days while he went inland a few miles to fetch his "belongluge," and the °fiber gladly granted the favor. Late the next atteenoort Tarzan and his Waziri returned with the first load of "belongings," end when the party saw the andent Ingots of virgie gold they Wanted bpen the ape -man with n thoesand questions, but he was smil- ingly obdurate to their appeals --he de- clined to give thetn the slightest Clear as to the source of his iminenee trelle- tire, "There are a thousand that I left behind," he explained, "for eery One that 1 brought away, end when these tire spent 1 tatty wish to return ter worm" The next day to returned to ealnp with the balance of his 'ingots and When they were stered on board the trigger Captain Defranne Aid be felt like the eottunartder of an bid tittle Speelsir galleon returning from the treasure cities of the Aztec% "X don't knelt What minute My trine Will ellt my throat and take over the shipt" lid Added. • ININENIMMENNINPIPMEMIP TRUTH TELLS And the TRUTH Is Told— In Our Advertisements • By. HOLLAND. MERCHANTS have learn- ed that the Truth Tells when the Truth is Told. Hence they are scrupulous that their advertisements are accurate, Back of every ad- vertisement, back of every statement made to llama custom, is the reputation of the merchant, his hope of continued success. Deception may be profitable for a time, but deception can- not be permanent, and the. profit based on deception is necessarily brief. Truth is the more effective as It is of longer duration. Falsehood loses its effectiveness as soon as it is discovered. The merchants who adver- tise in this paper are honor- able men, and this would , raake them truthful. But above all they are good busi- ness men, and they know that TO BEI SUCCESSFUL THEY!IUSTBEI TRUTHFUL. Read the advertisements and profit by them. You can rely absolutely on the state- ments made in the advertis- ing columns, The neet morning, as they were pre- paring to embark upon the cruiser, Tarzan ventured a suggestion to ,Jane Porter. "Wild beasts are supposed to be de- void of sentiment," he said, "but, nev- ertheless; I should like to be married In the cabin where I was born, beside the graves of my mother and my fa- ther and °surrounded by the savage jungle that always has been my home." "Would It be quite regular, dear?" she asked. "For if it week' I know of no other place In which 1 should rath- er he marrie(l to zny forest god than beneath the shade of his primeval for- est." And when they spoke of It to the others they Were assured that it would be quite regular, and a most splendid termination of a remarkable romance. So the entire party assembled within the little cabin and about the door to witness the second ceremony that Pro- fessor Porter was to solemnize within three days. D'Arnot was to be best man and Hazel Strong bridesmaid until Ten- nington upset all the arrangements by another of his marvelous "Ideas." "If Miss Strong is agreeable," he said, taking the bridesmaid's hand in his, "Hazer and I think it would be ripping to make it a double wedding," The next day they sailed, and as the cruiser steamed slowly out to sea a tall man, immaculate in white flannel and a graceful girl leaned against her rail to watch the receding shore line upon which danced twenty naked, blaek warriors of the Waziri, waving their war spears above their savage heads and shouting farewells to their de- parting king. ."I should hate to think that I am looking upon the jungle for the last time, dear," be said, "were it not that I know that I am going to a new world of happiness with you forever," and, bending down, Tarzan of the Apes kissed his mate upon her lies. Ton END. Had a Bad Attack of Diarrhoea and Vomiting Had the Doctor Eleven Times CUT mt. FOWLER'S EXTRACT OF WILD STRAWBERRY FINALLY MIRED Mrs.. 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The peculiar shape of a musteian's head is due, Dr. Sohn believes, to the gradual expansion of the sound center of his brain and the consequent change in the conformation of his skull, This is why the beads of Wagner, Beeth' von, Robert Schumann, Richard Strauss and other great musicians all have an eccentric, abnormal and soroetimes fan- tastic appearance. A musician's sound center develops abnormally because it Is there that everything in Ins life !Inds its motive. The musical head and face are of a primitive type, because rausical genius is a reversion to the time when men communicated their ideas by means of more or less inarticulate sounds. But, .although the musician's physical ap- pearance Is barbarous In its hick of beauty mad regularity, * contains no hint of degeneracy. The typical musical head is charac- terized by the horizontal breadth of the forehead, the broad nose and chin and the wide, extremely mobile mouth. 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Mark's roommate was careful enough of hie friendship not to tell the incident at the offlee of the Morning Call, but he teased the rising humorist a good deal about it. When the fun had lasted long enough Mark set his jaw, and with unlimited determination written on his features announeed, "I'll learn French if it kills every Frenchman in the country!" Why 8 Lake Is Like a Person. A lake resembles a living being In many ways. It has a pulse. Its sur- face rises and falls rhythmically. It has a circulation. Its water not only ebbs and flows, but there are underenr. rents by which the life giving oxygen Is carried to organisms which dwell In its depths. It does muscular work. The shores are eroded, and wharves are moved by the ice pressure. It di- gests food, and some lakes, sad to any, sometimes have indigestion. And so we Might continue the comparison and tell of its smiles and frowns end the muse of Its waves Open the shore. - Atlantic Monthly. Blended. 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