HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1914-07-30, Page 6WINGITAM LAU, JULY .30, 1914
Everyone Works but Father
Two men, who had formerly lived in
the same town, met after a number of
yens and entered into conversation.
"Did all your boys turn out well,
slint?" asked one of them.
"Yes, indeed they did."'
"What's Albert doing?"
"He's trying to discover a new germ,"
replied the father.
"And Bob?"
"Oh, Bob is tryin' his hand at a newe-
paper an' belts' editor," was the old
gentleman's reply.
"And Charlie -what's he at?"
He's an actor, All the time talkin'
about elevatin' the stage."
"And what are you doing. Jim, now
all your bop are away?" asked the old
friend.
"Well," answered the old man, "I'm
a -supporting of Albert, an' Bob an'
Charlie."
If the play is a frost the audience
soon melts away.
Vois.1.1t1 a riend
Ea Dr. Chase
His 31edicines Proven Effective, and
Always nein at Rand in This Home.
.7.7rs. Chas. Lovell, Agassiz, B. C.,
.:eel it (1t7ty to tell you
what a great frit.nd Dr. Chase's medi-
eines nave been to myself and family.
I cannot probe) his medieines too high-
ly, and Dr. Cimee's name is a, house-
hold word in our home. Well, quite
nuell.,,•T ef years aao I sent to you
for a sample box of Dr. Chase's Oint-
ment fel' protruding piles, and, having
us. d tiw sample and found relief, I
sent ,neiglihoring• town for four
boxes, and I cowpietely cured.
-I have also used Dr. Chase's Kid-
ney -Liver Pills for constipation, and,
after .l1217;:n; 1:10111, 1 1-.:!1 completely
cunal f tai.; dread:ill disease. I am
the mother of Lon children, of whom
en seven of my
children were all very bad with
lviping 'ou'. caught in the middle
of a severe winter. I used Dr. Chase's
,S;,•rup of Linseed and Turpentine, and
they were all cured before the winter
was over, and now we are never with-
out Dr. Chase's medicines in our
home. and I recommend them to all."
WHY CsAG THE PEEACHI It?
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Writiess in the eurrent isn,te% of tine
Canadian C eider, "The Moron- Man"
pretests ageinst the line y 10, I.' eh
has been raised ngainst CU` 1 • peartgce
of the preacher in Wilke. He isas
up as Moe s:
"Moral issues". Let no not bozgle
over that fence. Let tie HtIi ettempc to
decide what issues are and e hat
are not. We might have treuhle. The
best way out of it is to invite the
preaeher to give ua hie considered
opinion for wnat it is Is ortin Ile is a
citizen. He has a vote; and no poling
day be will neast it -sunless he le a slink.
Wny should he, then, of all nun, he de-
barred from telling us how he is going
to vote, and wise'? The very fact that
he is there likely to be d;eiliterksted
than the average men is a reasee in
favor of his intervention -not against
it. Some tell us that he eitereises too
nmeh influence when he speaks. If he
exercises any more influence than is
properly '.is, that is not his fault -that
ss the fault of the pe,v we should. dis-
enfranChise an unintelligent pew.
Others say that this intervention will
'hurt religion.' If it hurts religion to
bring in into contact with life and em-
ploy it as a guide to hurnatiity in the
selection of the rightcourse at moments
of erisis, then the sooner we fatally hurt
religion of that useless.descriptinm. ale
better will it be for the people who are
being 'gold -bricked' into paying for it.
The religion ehieh eon Wesley his
position, KB= some little .eoueage, and
John the Baptist his head, is the only
kind worth paying for -or living by."
The Crooks.
The people who beat you, hornswoggle
and cheat you, don't profit for long from
the kale; for folks who are rieky find
Nemesis sticky -it never abandons their
trail. I've often been cheated; the
trick's been repeated so often I cannot
keep tab; but ne'er has the duffer who
thus made me suffer been -much better
off for his grab. It pass not to swindle;
dishonest rolls dwindle like snow when
exposed to the sun; like feathers in
Tophet is burned up the profit of cheat-
ing, the crooked man's mon The
people who sting me unlsnowingly bring
me philosophy fresh, by the crate; I
don't get excited -my wrongs will be
righted, by Nemesis, Fortune, or Fate.
I know that the stingers -they think
Money Urgently Needed I
Their lob was never an easy oue, even
ander favorable conditions. They had te
struggle along through sheer hard week
and hand-to-mouth pinching and eeraping.
Then came the blow. The husband was
stricken down with tuberculosis. Tbe wife
was left with four little nnes to keep. But
she faced the future brenely, buoyed up by
the hope that some day her husband will
come back. In the meantime, she has to
go out washieg and gleaning every day, and
then force her tired -out body to do her own
-work at nights.
Cases of this kind are numerous. They
always call for prompt relief. For unless
consumption is quickly treated its terrible
effects hurt many beyond the first victim.
At this moment money is urgently needed
.so that medicine, nourishment, and treat.
men may be taken to sufferers. We im-
ploy° you to contribute something NOW.
Please don't delay; the situation is serious.
Contributions to the Muskoka Free Hos-
pital for Consumptives will be gratefully
acknowledged by. W. J. Gage, Chairman
Executive Committee, 84 Spaclina Avenue,
nr R. Dunbar, Secretary - Treaaurer, .317
King •Street Wesb, 'Toronto.
they are dingers, and gloat o'er the
coin they don't earn -I know they'll be
busted and sick and disgusted. while I
still have roubles to burn. I'd rather
be hollow with hunger than follow the
course that the trieksters pursue; I'd
rather be "easy" than do as the breezy
and conscienceless gentlemen do Far
better the shilling you've earned by the
tilling of soil that is harder than bricks,
than any old dollar you manage to collar
by crooked and devious tricks.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Most men reckon time by paydays.
Brides with sour dispositicins are apt
to spoil honeymoons.
Most married women are a trifle en-
vious of a rich widow.
Many a man who ig good has a sad
look.
The tastes of a millionaire may be
imprisoned in a pauper's purse.
A man who can dispose of his troubles
for a consideration is a genius.
Pride inakes some people ridiculous
and prevents others from becoming so.
A spinster has no love for a widow
who has had three husbands.
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
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Grand Trunk Railway System
I. O. ON Fs
EXCURSION
SAT.AUGUST 8TH
Minerva Encampment, No. 47, I. O. 0. F., Wingham, have com-
pleted arrrangements with the Grand Trunk Railway
System to run a big excursion to
SARNIA
VIA HYDE PARK, from the following places, on Saturday, Aug-
ust 8th, 1914, returning Monday, Aug. 10th at the following fares:
LEAVE
Kincardine
Ripley
Lucknow
Whitechurch
Wingham
Belgrave
Blyth
Londesboro
Clinton
Brucefield
Kippen
TIME
5.50 a.m.
6.07
6.23
6 37
6.50
7.05
7.18
7.28
7.48
8.05
8.12
FARE
$3.45
3.25
3.10
2.95
2.80
2.70
2.65
2.50
2.35
2.15
2.05
Arrive Sarnia Wharf at 10.45 a.tn.
Children over 5 and under 12 years HALE FARE
Returning, special train will leave Sarnia Monday, Aug. 10, at xo
Arrangements have also been made with the White Star Steamship Line
to convey passengers from Sarnia to
DETROIT
per magnificent Steamer "Tashmoo," on Saturday, leaving Sarnia at 4.50 p.m., at the
low return fare of 60c. Tickets good returning on any White Star Line boat
up to and including 2.30 p.m., Monday, August 10. This will afford
an excellent outing and an opportunity for excursionists
to spend Sunday in Detroit.
Everybody Come and Enjoy a Pleasant Outing.
Committee
J. W. Dodd, John F. Groves.
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HERE'S TO CHANTICLEER.
Here's to the rooster that struts so proud
.And crows at morn so elear and loud,
That claps his wings and flies up high
And sounds all day his cheerful cry!
Whether he's thin or whether he's fat.
He does not care a rap for that.
Whether it's sun or snow or rain,
It's always the same cheering strain.,
Whether he lives on splendid fare,
Whether he's hungry as a bear,
Whether he roosts on the apple tree
Or in a house snug as can be,
He's on the job to preach good cheer,
To face tbe future without fear,
To shout with voice so loud and clear,
"Don't trouble trouble till it's here"
Here, come, you human pessimist,
And to this cheerful rooster list;
Come, learn the gospel of good cheer,
Then spread the message far and near.
C. M. l3ARNITZ.
LAMENESS AMONG FOWLS.
In the brooding season many young
chickens and other poultry die of leg
troubles. They. stagger, • tremble in
legs, spread around and • in the last
stages sit only and waste away.
This is caused by too much forcing
food to rush growth, the weigfit of
flesh b'eing too great for legs to sup-
port, orefeeding pepper, or too muck
fattener instead of building food.
Examination will sometimes reveal
rickets, the leg bones bending, an evi-
dence of lack of phosphate of lime in
the ration. Lack of exercise, over-
crowding and hot, bard brooder floors
often bring same conditions. Unnat-
ural usIder heat, instead of top heat, in
Photo by C. M. 'Barnitz.
ENLARGED 1100E MINT.
brooders, shrivels the shanks and feet
and makes many a fine brood sprawl
to rise no more.
Such troubles may be avoided • by
preventing the cause.
Pure water and fresh greens, phos.
phate of lime and balanced rations,
natural brooding and less forcing food
and exercise on green runs, save young
stock from such troubles.
Rheumatism is rather different. It
may be hereditary or complicated with
congested liver or heart disease. It is
often caused by damp, cold, lack of
greens or feeding too much protein.
The joints generally swell, enlarge, are
inflamed, muscles contract, toes draw'
up, shanks are hot and dry and the
viclam sits.
Such birds need cooling food, plenty
of greens and a bed of dry sand or
straw. Rubbing inflamed joints with
witch hazel and placing iodide of mg.
tassium in the drinking water, fifteen
grains to the quart, afford relief if dis-
ease has not gone too far.
DON'TS.
Don't think you have the only meth-
ods to bring success. A little observe -
Dem may conviece you that yours ane
a back number,
Don't get discouraged because some
other fellow fails in your line. To
quail is oft to WI:
Don't be too inquisitive. It is well'
to learn much about this and abouti
that, but to butt in on others results
in it spat.
Don't misrepresent the stock or eggs
yott sell. `Ming the mails to defraud
Is a crime that is often punished these
days.
Don't stand in front of a show coop
and point out the faultS of a competi-
tor's entry. It's not thoroughbred.
Don't think bnly of silver cup and
blue ribbons Unless you are a million.
aire that has more boodle than brains:.
Don't mollycOddle your hens and then
expect Many eggs and high fertility.
DOn't eat too much and don't feed
turkey poults as much as they chirp
for.
DM% keep dueke on the hogpen plan
even if they are the most `untidy claret
of poultry.
Don't butt In. Your own affairs ars
too nurrierOud to Mention Without tan-
gling yourtelf in a telghbeil eent•IP
tion.
METAL POLISH
OTIV The best bet
for brightness.
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At all, Groceril
Pealers, 13
THANKS FOR A FAVOR.
Lady and the Baker and a Little
Bit of a Surprise.
It was after dark, and the French
baker was nbout to close his shop
when the telephone bell rang,
"Mr, Ovens?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"This is Mrs. alniley or HickorynUt
street."
"Yes, Mrs. ;Holley."
"I am giving a supper tonight, and
I discover that I need half a dozen
more rolls. Could I trouble you to
send. them over?"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but 1 haven't a
roll left in the store nor even a loaf of
bread. We are sou clear out tonight."
"This is very provoking," said Mrs.
Jimley. "Are you sure you haven't
anything that would do?"
"There isn't a thing le the place that
I would care to sell you, ma'am. Hold
on, though. There's a half dozen fresh
rolls on my own supper table right
now. I could let you have those if you
think they would do. My kids can eat
crackers instead. They'd rather, any-
way."
"Those will do very nicely, Mr.
Ovens. Will you send them over soon,
please?"
"Right away, ma'am. The boy has
gone for the night, but I'll take them
to you myself,"
In a minute or two he stood on her
front steps ringing the bell and feeling
well pleased with himself that he could
do some one a kindness.
Mrs. Jimley opened the door and
took the packages from his hands.
Then she said in icy tones:
"The next time you bring any goods
here, Mr. Ovens, '1 wish you would re-
member to ring the basement bell.
can't have tradesmen coming to the
front door." -Newark News.
He Knew.
"If I were you," bis veg said, "I'd
go to that man and telt in exactly
what I thought of him. Hbed to you,
and you ought to tell him that you
know it. If I were you I'd let him
know just how I despised him. I'd
have the satisfaction of making him
feel ashamed of himself."
"No, my dear," he replied, "you
wouldn't do anything of the kind. If
you were me you'd dojust as I'm do-
ing. This fellow weighs fifty pounds
more than I do, and they tell me he's
one of the best boxers in this town." --
Chicago Record -Herald.
Her Library.
It is clear that the young women
who figure in this little conversation
from the New York Telegraph were
DO blue stockings:
Amy -I don't know what to give
Gladys for a birthday. She has a gold
mesh bag, she has a wrist watch, she
has a silver toilet set -oh, she has ev-
erything!
Pearl -Well; give her a book.
Amy -No; she has a book too.
Her Father's Car.
"Where were yon last night?" asked
one girl of another.
"I was out riding with father in his
car."
"But I did not know your father has
an automobile."
"He hasn't; he is a motorman." -In-
dianapolis News.
There Are Others.
Maud -You used to think that Jack
was one in a thousand. Ethel (who
broke engagement) -I do still, but I've
discovered he isn't the only one in a
thousand. -Boston Transcript.
Making It Worse.
Dubbleigh-Miss Sharp called me a
fool. Do I look like a fool? Dawson -
No, you do not She couldn't have
judged you by your looks. -Boston
Transcript.
Are Your
Bowels Ever
Constipated
If you with to be well you must keep
the bowels open. Any irregularity of the
bowels is always dangerous, and should
be attended to at once, for if the bowels
cease to work properly, all the other
organs become deranged.
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills work on
the bowels gently and naturally, and will
cure the worst eases of Constipation.
Mrs, A. Cumming, Manchester, Ont.,
writes: -"I have been troubled with
Constipation for over five years, aryl
reel it my duty to let you know thAt
your Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills have
aired me. I only used three vials and
'I can faithfully say that they have saved
.ne from a large doctor bill.
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills aro a
wonderful remedy for all diseasee
3rders of the liver or bowels.
Price, 25 tents per vial, rr 5 Vi^1 i for
31.00, at all dealers or reified e,
of price by The *A a/el...is
Toroeto, Oist,
THE SUMMES RESORT.
Same old beach,
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With thesatlSame
same e(Boollrdclosooptkleadlay:wenh,i:saogrolee)smile.
Same hot air,
And thseamsaemoehiflyirietaw,tious style,
Nothing new,
Same old skeeters there to sting.
Same old smd,
Sameame olsolalcianrebgisdter to ring.
Same old drones,
Ohaperones,
Sitting in the rocking chairs.
Same old walks,
Same old talks,
Same old spooning on the stairs.
Same canned food,
Boiled and stewed,
Same transparent slice of meat.
Same old girls,
Same old curls,
Same old slot machine to beat.
Same old junk,
Same old bunk, •
Same old stunt and nothing more
Same price list,
Same bridge whist,
Same old never- ending bore.
Wm: F. Brown, aged sixty, was ser-
iously injured by the explosion of a gin-
ger ale tank in the basement of a Windsor
confectionery store.
WAS ALWAYS TROUBLED
WITH BOILS AND PIMPLES',
Could Not Get Rid of Them.
Until He Used
BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS
All Blood or Skin Diseases are caused.
by bad blood, and to get it pure, and keep
it pure you must remove every trace of,
the impure and morbid matter from the.
system by a blood cleansing medicine,
such as Burdock Blood Bitters,
Mr, A, F. Hopp, Kipling, Sask., writes:
-"I was always bothered with Boils, and
could not get rid of them, and also had
all kinds of Pimples on my. face, front'
early in the Spring till late m the Fall.!
One of my friends told me about your,
medicine, and that I had to get some.;
thing to purify my blood. I got two,
bottles of your Burdock Blood Bitter,!
and in a short time I was cured, and
have never been troubled with Boils or%
Pimples since."
Burdock Blood Bitters is manufactured
only by The T. Milburn Co., Limited;
Toronto. Ont.
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Fire destroyed the summer residence
of W. H. Nichol of New York on Howe,
Island, near Brockville, valued, with,
contents, at $100,000.
Western Fair
LONDON, CANADA
Ontario's Popular Exhibition
September.1 lth to 19th, 1914
INCREASED PRIZE LIST
Magnificent Prciramme oll Attractions. Two Speed Events
Daily. New Fireworks Every Night.
COME AND SEE
The Dominion Experimental Farm Exhibit and The Canadian
Royal Dragoons.
The Con. T. Kennedy Shows will fill the Midway.
Music by the best available Bands.
Reduced Railway Rates commencing Sept. 1 lth
Special Bxcursion Days, Sept. 15th, 16th, 17th, All ticket
good till September 21st.
ALL INFORHATION PROM THE SECRETARY
W. J. REID, President A. M. HUNT, Secretary
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