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WE were amused to hear the praise a grocer paid to Gold Dust
ways. Of all the niany cleaning "stunts", he picked the Gold
Dust Tv vino at once. "1 find," he chuckled, 'that they do
the work of many more than TWO.
"My customers are 'mostly wives, who
have to bargain all their lives; each penny
of the household fund. is counted, and the
wasteful shunned. For instance, take the
cleaning game: Not all the cleansers work
the same. Some seem to merely rub for naught, and some give out1
no sooner bought.
' "With Gold Dust, all my people state, the work of cleaning house
goes great. It does so many clever tasks; it does, in fact, whatever
asked. From kitchen, through and through, to hall; upstairs and
down, the porch and all. Wher.
ever dust and dirt collect, it has a
marvelous effect.
"A 'Home, Sweet Home' is one;
I say, wherein the Gold Dust
fellows play. Their work is fun to
them. They start at dawn, with
some magician's art and with the
sinking of the sun the last mean
iob of work is done.
"Oh yes, I like to recommend, a product that will prove a friend.
Each Gold Dust customer declares that glass and cutlery and stairs,
and floors and dishes and the rest are cleaned by using it -the best.
If dirt be numbered with your sins, my preachment is
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TRE TigES JULY 30. 1914
Children. Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTOR, A
FATHER WRITES
[Springfield Republican.]
Pin writing her a letter
That I'm getting on all right,
That I'm really feeling better,
And I'm full of vim and fight.
I am telling her Pin working
Every minute of the day,
And I have no time for shirking
And I have no time for play.
On telling her that nightly
I am sitting round .the home,
And that time is passing lightiy
And I've no desire to roam.
1 am telling her I'm hoping
That a month or two they'll stay
Where the hillsides green are sloping
And the little ones can play.
I am glad they're where the breezes
Gently kiss them as they run,
And I'm telling her it pleases
Me to think of all their fun.
And / write that I'm not lonely,
But it's all a fearful sham,
For they'd come bock if they only
Knew how miserable I am.
For I miss their sweet caresses
And I miss their shouts of glee,
And the empty home depresses
Now the very soul of me.
I miss the cry of "poppy"
From each roguish little tot.
I am writing that I'm happy
But bet she knows I'm not.
SPREAD OF THE TRUTH
To the Editor:-
* The light is breaking. There has
been a wonderful change in medical
opinion as to the medicinal or food val-
ue of alcohol in the last twenty years.
Twenty years ago it was almost univer-
sally used in pneumonia, diphtheria,
fevers and all debilitating diseases.
Now we know that instead of being a
stimulant, it is sedative; instead of
being a food it is poisonous, and instead
of helping a patient over a danger spot
it lessens his chance of recovery,
In my judgment, the greatest medi-
cal discovery in recent times is the
fact that alcohol -whether in the form
of beer, wine or spirits -lessens the
power of the body to defend itself
against the germs of disease.
Truth makes uery slowly against ig-
norance and prejudice but truth always
prevails and when that truth perme-
ates the public mind, we will have a
healthier, happier and more prosper-
ous people.
Some time ago I went to a hospital
and investigated the amount of alcholic
liquors given per patient, ar.d I found
that the quantity was just about one-
sixth of that which had been given ten
years ago. Recent investigations in
the hospitals of old London show that
there also the amount of intoxicating
liquors prescribed has fallen off won-
derfully. Surely the truth is spreading
and so we take courage and do our best
to hasten that glad day when the pois-
oning of tire innocents shall cease.
By the word innocents, I mean the
babe that is poisoned before it is born
so that it is handicapped all its life with
weakness of mind and body and often
something worse than weakness. The
goung man who takes his first drink is
generally innocent of the wrong he is
doing himself and his country. If he
knew the truth, he would not touch it
on any account. Then the hostess who
entertains her guests with drink is gen-
erally innocent of the harm she is do-
ing.
The great need of the people is a
knowledge of the truth and we plead
that eveiyone who knows the truth will
do what he or she can to spread it.
(Sgd.) 11. Arnott, M,C.P.S.
THE BLIND CHILD SHOULD ATTEND
SCHOOL.
The expenditure of publicmoney upon
"schools and school -masters" is regard-
ed by our legislators, and by the people
who elect the legislators, as a good in-
vestment. The educated man is more
useful to the community than his illiter-
ate neighbour, his labour is more pro-
ductive, he lives a happier and more
Baby Eczema
Becomes Chronic
'Cattsing Great &telexing and Anxiety
.,-Prorapt Relief and Clue by Dr.
Chase's Ointment.
This is one reaeon why every
mother should know about Dr. Chase's
Ointtnent, since it is an unfailing cure
for all itching skin diseases.
Mrs. F. Clarke, Belmont, Man.,
writes: -"My baby had eczema on
her ear. The sore was very bad, and
nothing seemed to do her much good.
Hearing of the remarkable cures Dr.
Chase's Ointment was making, we
sent for some, and after the third ap-
plication the sore began to heal.
ant glad to say that it is quite well
now, and we give the credit to Dr.
Chase's Ointment. Wo cannot recent -
mend this preparation too highly."
Here is another letter, which tells
of the cure of a five -weeks -old babyt
Mrs, Wallace VingOtt, Btver Zolia
Road, Colchester CoUnty. N.S., writes:
"My little girl tank eczema when she
1Was live weeks Md. Though we doe -
(Arca her until she NV:LS nearly a year
old, she got nn better. I was advised
to use Dr. Chase's Dintittent, and this
treatment completely cured
,
Canadian
National
Exhibition
PEACE YE A, It
America's Greatest Livestock Show
Acres of Manufactures
Exhibits by the Provinces
Exhibits by Dominion Government
Exbiblts by West Indies
Grenadier Guards Band
Dragoons' Musical Ride
Auto -Polo Matches
Circus and Hippodrome
Dozen Shows in Single Hour
Boy Scouts' Review
Canada's Biggest Dog Show
BABYLON
Greatest Oriental Spectacle
ever presented on Continent
.-.....-,
Paintings from England, Scotland,
United Statea and Canada
Educational Exhibits
Goods in Process of Making
Athletic Sports
Aero -Hydroplane Flights
Grand Water Carnival
Creatore's Famous Band
Score of other Bands
Dozen Band Concerts Daily
Chesapeake and Shannon
Biggest Midway ever
Peace Year Fireworks
international Peace Tattoo
10 Bands 400 Musicians
Aug. 29 1914 Sept. 14
TORONTO
contented life, taking On intelligent in-
terest in the various questions that
come before him for decision; he is not
easily misled by the deinogogic agitator,
and he knows better than to yield to
temptations in a criminal direction.
For these and numerous other equally
good reasons, it "pays the state" to
provide facilities for education for all
the children of the people, whether born
here or coming from a foreign country
to make their homes among us -hence
our free school system, reinforced
to some extent by compulsory education
Jaws. For the blind, who cannot
be taught to read by sight, a sys-
tem for reading by touch has been
devised, the printed characters repre-
senting letters, etc., being embossed on
the paper, instead of being indicated by
a difference in colour. Having learned
to read and Write. the education of the
blind person can be continued to any
desired extent, Including the subjects
taught in public schools for the seeing,
music and several handicrafts. Happily
the blind are not sufficiently numerous
to necessitate the equipment of many
schools for their accommodation, so
the scheme of taking the blind child to
the free school instead of bringing the
free school to the blind child has been
adopted. The Ontario School for the
Blind, located at Brantford, admit
pupils, blind persons of both sexes, be-
tvveen the ages of seven and twenty-
one,,without charge for board, tuition
or books, but parents are expected to
provide clothing and pay travelling ex-
pefises. It is a school -not a "Home,"
nor a Hospital, nor an Asylum -and
among the pupils are many who, though
not enirely blind, have sight so defective
that they cannot receive an education
in the ordinary public schools. If any
reader of the TIMES has a child so afflict-
ed, or knows of one in his neighbor-
hood, a letter or post card, addressed to
H. F. Gardiner, Principal 0. S. B.,
Brantford, giving the name and post -
office of parent or guardian, will help
the school to do all the work for which
it was established and is maintained by
the Government.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Beare the
Signature of
Noxious Weed Seeds in Grain.
In wheat seed we find quack -grass,
wild oats, chess and dock.
In oats, wild buckwheat, Mae flax,
wild oats and qttack-grass
In barley, wild oats, wild buckwheat,
mustard and lamb's quarters.
In rye, wild oats, quack -grass, wild
buckwheat and mustard.
In flax, green flaxtail, lamb's quar-
ters, false flax and dodder.
In timothy, Canadian thistle, small
fruited false flair, deck and plantain.
TO Kentucky' blue grass. night floviter-
ing tatch fly, shepherd's purse, pepper -
grass and sheep -sorrel.
In breme grass, quack -grass, lamb's
quarters, wild oats and fan -weed.
In alfalfa, Iamb's quarters, dock and
Russian thistle.
A
HIS HEALTH IN A
TERRIBLE STATE
Fruit -a -fives " Heated His
Kidneys and Cured Him
HAGP„ItSVILLE, ONT , AUG. 26th. 1er3.
"About two years ago, I found ITV
health in a very bad state, My Kid,
neys were not doing their work an I
was all run down in condition. I felt
the need of acme good remedy. and
havingseen"Pruit-a-tives"advertised,
I deeided to try them. Their effect,
found more than satisfactory.
Their action was mild and the result
all that could be expected.
My Kidneys resumed their miasmal
action after / had taken upwards of a
dozen boxes, and I regained my old-
time vitality. Today, I am enjoying
the best health I have ever had".
B. A. KELLY
" Fru it -a-t iv e s " is the greatest
Kidney Reruedy in the world. It acts
on the bowels and skin as well as on
the kidneys, and thereby soothes and
cures any Kidney soreness.
"Fruit-a-tives" is sold by all dealers
at 5oc. a box, 6 for $2.50, trial size 25c.
or will be sent on receipt of price by
Fruit..a tives Limited, Ottawa.
Three boys swimming with David
Lee, who was drowned in the Pere der-
quette reservoir at Merlin, concealed
the fatality, saying they feared they
would be hanged.
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD.
MRS. wisisLow,s SooTruilo SYRup has been
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It
SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS.
ALLAYS all PAIN; CURES WIND COLIC, and
is the best remedy for DIARRIIMA. It is &Ix
solutely harmless, Be sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no othet
kind. Twenty -Eve cents a bottle.
The body of a man, not definitely
identified, but possibly Thomas Mar-
shall, was found beside the railway
tracks at Burlington, he having been
killed by a train some time during the
night.
DR. A: W. CHASE'S
CATARRH POWDER
CV
is sent direct to the diseased parts by the
Improved Blower. Heals the ulcers,
clears the air passages, stops drop.
pings k the throat and permanent-
ly cures Catarrh and Hay Fever.
Mc. a box; blower free. Accept no
substitutes. A dealer; or Edmonton,
Bates & Co,. Limited, Toronto:
CONTOL MEASURES FOR ARMY
- WORM.
The army worm is a stout, smoo th
hodied caterpillar, blackish or brownish
in color, with two yellow stripes, tinged
with red, along each side. When ful-
grown it is about 11-2 inches long. The
adult is a moth which lays her eggs
chiefly on grass in low lands. The cater-
pillars themselves never lay eggs or
produce living young. The favorite food
plants are grasses, timothy. oats, corn
and millet. When food becomes scarce
the worms move in enormous numbers
in search of new feeding zrounds.
As the pest is being reported from
numerous counties, every farmer should
examine his field from tiime to time to
see if they are being attacked. If the
insects have become distributed all over
the field before being noticed, the wis-
est course will be to cut the crop at
once if it is timothy or grain and cure
for hay, but if is corn, scatter lightly
through the field a poison mixture,
made of 1 lb. of paris green mixed
thoroughly in 25 lbs of bran, and then
moisten with water, sweetened with
molasses. Make the mixture just
moist enough to fall through the fingers
like.sawdust-not sloppy.
If the crop is threatened or attacked
it will be found advisable to cut a swath
through the grain, and rake this off be-
fore the trench is dug. The trench is
often unsatisfactory, especially in clay
soil, if it is not properly made. It
should be at least 18 inches deep, in clay
soil, with a straight clean side towards
the crop to be protected. Post -holes at
least a foot in depth must be sunk
every 15 feet in the bottom of the
trench. In sandy soil the trench works
excellently, but in elay soil it is often
advisable as an extra precaution to heap
up the loose earth on the crop side right
along the trench. The small particles
of earth loosen and cause the climbing
worms to drop. Hence in clay or much
soil it may be advisable to scrateh the
face of the wall lightly with a garden
rake. Do this also after rain. When
the worms are unable to climb the
wall they vvill pass lengthwise through
the trench, and c011ect in the post-heles,
where they may be killed by crushing
or other means. In digging the trench
ploughs inay be used, but the balance
of the work should be done with spades
to insure a clean deap trench.
Wherever the worms are found,
prompt action is very important.
DEPARTMENT OF ENTOMOLOGY*
OntariO Agricultural College.
LoomMotOr Ataxia.
"My nerves were very bad, and I
could not sleep at night, nor could I con-
trol my arms or legs," Writes , Mrs.
Robt, Bustard, Maxwell, N. B. "Dr.
Chases Nerve Food cured pie of what
I believe Was the early stage of loo -
Motor ataxia or paralysis. I eannot de-
eribe what I suffered, but now I am en-
tirely cured."
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1 itfaud-I've been 14:ming quite 14' 1.44
Of my hair lately,
4ar1e--14ru sheuld leek It un, dear
Boston Transcript.
Ire gently touched the ivory keys
(The critics say he aeored),
And, being under twentyone,
He struck a minor chord.
-Philadelpbia Ledger,
"Miss Peach Is a decided blond, WI
ah" remarked Mr. Debbe•
"Yes," replied Miss Crabb, "She
decided to become one about a mouth
ago."-Cluchniati Enquirer.
"Know thyself" is fine advice
For use through life,
But here is some beyond all price -
Study your wife.
-Kansas City Journal.
"He looks like a fool!" "But, papa,
he asked me to marry him," "He bas?
Well, don't ever tell me 1ean't size unt
people." -Houston Post.
My, but the carpenter is sfowi
With him my patience fails.
He even stops his work to go
And manicure his nails.
-Hasten Record.
"Do you believe in women in the
home coming to the front?"
"You can't prevent 'ern if there's a
wedding in the ueighborhood."-BaltiT
more American.
'You may break, you may shatter, ,
The moth bait at win, •
But somehow the odor
Will cling to clothes still.
-Florida Times -Union.
Blobbs-That fellow Bones is a
highly quarrelsome sort of fellow.
Slobbs-Yes, even his own statements
conflict -Philaaelphla Record.
Did you ever hear a story so queer?
The strangest one ever inventedi
A pious old gent got married in Lent
And when Lent was over relented.
-Life.
"I feel all run down."
"Never mind, I met your wife a few,
minutes ago and told her that I had
seen you taking lunch yesterday with
a strange woman. She'll blow you
up." -Chicago Record Herald.
There was a young man from Racine
Invented a tango machine.
It glided and leapt
While the gentleman slept
And saved his exertion, I wean.
-New York Evening Sun.
"Pa, what does it mean to climb the
Social ladder?" "It means a lot of
bard work for father, son." -Baltimore
Sun.
The man who pays an income tax
With total quite surprising
Now finds he's getting stacks and stackS
Of gilt 'edged advertising,
-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"Everything I touch turns into mon-
ey...
"Keep away from me, then. I delft
avant to be known as a vulgar display,
of wealth." -Philadelphia Ledger.
Jaws of lots of girls remind us
That we might be going some
If we only had behind us
All the coin they've spent for gurn.
-Puck.
"There goeS a man I might have
married."
"Another guy who is wiser than I, 1
suppose."- Detroit Free Press.
If you have not a face that goes
With opera hat and evening clothes
Affect a blank and vacant stare.
'Twill get you almost anywhere.
-Harper's Weekly.
"What Js the evil of divorce and re.
marriage?"
"The trouble of breaking in a new/
mother-iu-law."--Judge.
Billy, the tight rope walker,
He had a fall last night,
Caused by the rope a -being looee
And Billy being tight.
-New York Mail.
"Mollie was trying to keep her prei
'serving efforts a secret?"
"Yes, I noticed they were siruptitioue
attempts."-I3a1t1naore American.
The bachelor's a foolish mutt.
Alone he spends his days:
Iffe tries to mend his garrneriits, but
Ile win not mend his ways.
-Cincinnati Enquirer.
"But I've heard that you proposed
to three other girls this month."
"I-er-er-was merely rehearsing
for my proposal to you." -Philadelphia
Ledger.
. He vows he'll lead a drinkless life.
He got his final scare
When he went home and saw his wife
With vivid purple hair.
-Washington Star.
Bob -And is he a rival tor your girl's
band?
Tom -I'm afraid he's a rival for her
father's foot. -Yonkers Statesman.
Mother, may I go out to play?"
"Yes, till dinner calling,
But mind yen, don't get in the way
Of aviators falling."
-St. Louis Post -Dispatch.
"Do yot believe in longer engage',
ments?" asked the old fogy.
"New," replied the grouch. 4'1 bd.+
lieve in tenger rearriages."-Cincitulati
Enquirer.
If I bad a batful 01 radium
Ana You had a fed'ral reserve.
We Would certainly dlarnondihnbradY 'eau
Along the old Broadway preeerve.
--Now 'York Press.
faisS Elderly -they say that mar,
fines are made In heaven,
Miss Young -Ah, then you have (me
chance more.-sBoaton Transcript
The questions that the times evoitte
Make wise men sad and sore.
Eta& probleet that we try to holy.
Salinas forth a dozeri Imre.
•-maganston. ,
FASHION AND MISERY.
A Pitiful Tragedy That Revealed ad
Ineoagruoutt Combination,
One of the standing subjects a to
• moroos remarks wrong New Yell
.theatergoers is the weekly article ea
mett's fashions, published over the no
de plume of Bean Brummel, itt thf
programs of the theaters 01' the bottet
class.
Some people think Belie Brutoroel Ji
a woman, while others believe hum ti
be merely a haberdasher with a dreg
habit However tast may be, it Is a '
reasoptible suppositien that no out
wears any of the clothes that lima
Brunimel writes about. it vooldo't bE
done. If any min ever arrayed 'hit*
sof, ja Due week's outpat or too Likitli
Brunnuel fashions and started tloWl1
BroildWaY he'll land in jail or the lisp
vollittilie ward iit Bellevue.
The eese or Elena iirlittunel is merely
funny. Bat here is a grim and pitiful
little tragedy which is in a way related
to it. In a small tenement, nt the
eastern and poverty stricken end of
nifty -sixth street, the pollee found
John Conwell and hie old mother, dead
froth gus. The wan was past middle
age and uumarried. They lived alone,
and he idolized the Woman -a poor, old
drunkard, The neighbors said lie used
to cry hysterically wheri she would
stagger home, steptied with drink. Al
teat be turned OP the gas while slit
slept and died with her.
He wore cotton overalls at the tims
of his death, and the few articles of
his wearing apparel found in the apart-
ment were worn and ragged. Yet the
letters and papers vvhich the police
took possession of proved that he earn-.
ed a livelihood for himself and hit
mother by writing articles on the lab
est fashions in men's dress. -New York
Letter in Cindnnati Times -Star,
OLD FORT MARION.
America's Only Medieval Castle a
Landmark In St. Augustine.
For raore than 200 years St. Angus.
tine was the Spanish capital of Eton
Ida, and the Florida of those days es,'
ten.ded from the Chesapeake bay to the
Pacific ocean. It was an impregnable
stronghold all of those years.
014 Fort Marion, begun in 1592 and
finished in 1756, is the only medieval
castle in America. It cost an enorinoua
sum of money. Repeated heavy drafte
of the builders caused the king of
Spain to inquire if they were building
Fort Marion of gold dollars. The castla
stands today In perfect condition,
guarded by the United States govern..
ment. The keeper conducts Visitor
through the castle, down into the dun.,
geons and shows you rings in the walla
where victims of Spanish oppression'
were chained to die. Report, fairly wel/
authenticated, has it that when thi
castle fell into the hands of the British
two skeletons were found in one of
these dungeons chained to the wall
One was of a man, the other a WOMBI14
There is something uncanny about
these dungeons that cannot be describ+
ed by word of mouth.
While there has been great improve,
landmarks have been preserved. Th
ment in old St Augustine, the andel
old city gate is intact; the Spanish
monuments hundreds of years old ati
tract the lover of antiquities. Narroal
streets characterized all Spanish towna
of medieval times. There are streets
In St. Augustine not more than ten of
a dozen feet wide, each side lined with
the same type of buildings that werd
the custom three or four centuries ago.
Wanted to Be Safe.
Tom Jackson had participated in a
narrow escape from death, due to ail
accident which happened while be wail
crossing to Liverpool. It was, there-
fore, with much 'fear and hesitancy
that he decided to return home.
Approaching the porter hurriedly at
the last minute, he was told that ho
was too late for a stateroom. "The last
one was just taken," announced that
worthy.
"Stateroom?" queried the frightened
passenger. "Who wants a stateroom?
Give me a reserved sent iu a lifeboat"
7 -Buffalo Express,
A Painful Process.
Little Prescott had been leaning out
of an upstairs window.
"Come away from the window, son."
his father said sternly. "YOU might
fall out and get a hurap on yotir back
-like the camels you saw yesterday."
The little boy was silent for a few
minutes. Then he asked. "Father, do
all the hale camels have to fall out
the window to get their humps?" ---
New York Post
Argued Too Long.
"Why did you permit yourself to be
drawn into a long argument with yew?
assailant?" asked the policeman.
"A long dispute was Just what I was
trying to avoid when I called him a
liar," explained the man on the hospi-
tal cot. -Buffalo Express,
Too Soon and Too Late.
"What became of that play you
wrote eve years ago?"
"The managers decided It was top
daring to produee."
"Seild It on again."
"1 did They say It's too tatne now."
-Pittshitrgli Post.
What a Prightl
Els Wife-- tint, dear, tell me why you
ulna lay photograph tidal) In thie cos-
tume? nor nubby • to that in three
yenrs yen AVM (111)1: :It It 0 lid say what
1 wou.41 like to qay right itow.-3 Mtge.
Weakening.
"P., yon 1 With is yet a chino)
of seta.. atr tisktnls else:into?"
"Sere'. IL. Iraqi to eny he wished he
1...lit 1 he real et