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Do Not 7'.1-.•t l'pen You! ebility to
lietforra 'thee: teente.
Bets ti tie eeeee., -; y cease wee
are cockeure tt ey ,-tee eo all thenes
are thotie t•eltaine to atieletio f- ate.
It wouid seem that a goon runner
could caedly give a s:art o tifte yards
in a hundred to a lean Wee wits
doing the tifty yarils ley hoppine en
one leg. But few runners. if auy,
can afford to give -that amount of
start to any man who is at ail etrong
on his legs. For the feret the yards
or so they go at practically the same
pace, so that to run ninety-five yards
wane his opponent is hopping forty-
five he has to go more than twice as
fast, and it is a weak man indeed
who cannot hop fifty yards in ten
seconds.
An ordinary woeden match is eas-
ily broken in the fingers; but, al-
though there are many who will bet
they can do it, none succeed in ac-
complishing the task if the match
is laid across the nail of the middle
finger of either hand and pressed
upon by the first and third fingers of
that hand, despite its seeming so
easy at first sight.
No one can emelt an egg pieced
lengthwise between his clasped hands
—that is, if the egg, be sound and
has the ordinary shell of a hen's egg.
It is safe to bet a man that he
cannot get out of a chair without
bending hie body forward or putting
his feet under it if he is sitting on
it, not at the edge of it.
Another equally certain wager is
that a man cannot stand at the side
of a room with both of his feet
touching the wainscoting lengthwise.
It is safe to bet any man, save one
who is blind, that be cannot stand
for five minutes without moving if
he is blindfolded.
Puzzling Differences In Weights.
Which is heavier, a pound of
feathers or a pound of lead.? They
weigh the same.
Which is heavier, Li pound of
feathers or a pound of silver? The
pound of feathers is heavier, be-
cause feathere are weighed by avoir-
dupois weight, which has 7,000
grains to the pound, while the pre-
cious metals are weighed by troy
weight, which has only 5,760 grains
to the pound.
Which is heavier, an ounce of
feathers or an ounce of silver? An
ounce of silver, because in the troy
ounce there are 480 grains, while in
the avoirdupois ounce there are only
487 le grains The avoirdupois pound
of 7,000 grains is. divided into eixteen
ounces, while the lighter troy pound
of 5,760 grains is divide.d into twelve
heavier ounces.
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ta tertalee
Timea, * !
riage iiete r
eeit coeifer.
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condin•tor p
the tier:min tael
"Are iou
elan?"
"D,p;, I r• •
rp1'i v:It
you. feel ye•717•;7.'..1
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At;:•:.•
No rine wee Itne - 7 •
mate tee :tee of lee
tifie tie:el-we; aee
this thc zgn. .4 ;a i.- • •1:
00o, evory ;77rk !.' :77 "t • • '
• fOT N71".t. 3 etre',
once owneol te eee-e•e•
an seareely oeSeet i eeee
with a few eteelteei •,
--
leer the Next One.
Nagger -I've put one paor chap on
bis feet itnywitie
Mrs. Nae.eer Whore ren
been fteilitie, yr money away on
now?
Nagger--Yone next hueband, ma-
dam: I've !eel my life insereu.—
Lontiou Telegeaph.
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.e'r replieive.
In tterniany de Se, beint ex-
perimeated with tet nairene •xelesive.
Mixed wt a pc -dr end
detonated it forme telt eielasiee el•ent
two and a lielf ante; t•.a peweieet as
black. powdee. It platelet: advent:4:e
Is thai three are no deletericae
fumes.
The Dark Ages.
The dark ages were eo eat'ed
from. the fact that for 1,005 years or
so In the pe.riod Letween the fall of
the Itoman empire and the revival of •
!earning Europe was in Intellectual :
darkness. Seholarsnip had prae.tleai- '
ly disappeared from the es.rthi. Very :
few were able to read or write. Nearly
all ktiowledge of the rts and sr:f-
ences, of hlskory and li!orature, lad
perished, and the almost unlversal
ignoranee lay teeon =en ITlke a r.treat
timid. The waelere a: tee. etett 'was
locked up In Lo.tln, known
only to the sni :I: was riot .
until about 11.4Sf.' ‘at. t..,f Con-
stautitioplo r..egan -
to entgLiten dar-kt:r.n-3 tf.r.1 eat!
Kerolie.
17:-371
At Tt:oy
off frt,<-..e7-.. per
Tie
tw•!.or te.id e7.3
and
bay ir Lad
done pretty "Zen
"You reeet eiy
over and 6,14.1f
tutor. •Teai tv.r7
future time. ieeely ▪ teeie Piaet
you can
The boy nzood stM i t:.,:ent. t:on-
templation for a few
then remarked:
"I was juet thtni;ing that I
wouldn't live that lone."
Apply It to Your Life.
Have you over watched trac:
Ingly delicate and yet firm precoure
of the hand of a skillful tuner? Ho
Will make the string prOdure a per-
fectly true note, vibrating in ahnohlte
accord with his own never changing
tuning fork. The practiced bane is
at one With the iteeurate ear, and the
Prentire is brought to bear with most
delicate adjustment to the resist-
ance, The terimion is never exceeded,
he newer brooks a string, but he pe -
tient!, striketlie note again and
Rin till the tone is true and the ear
is satisfied, and then the musclee re-
lax and the Prerelure cenee.
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Tart lolvice.
Aged Adrairen-Think ef all the
ieeeetee a I. inee :no could
3.71.7.:i
e -p.171.! ) 1.7,7i I 10-
Ye:4.
';'77 1.7.71711-'1'• Of •717.7t7Pthe'rt$
a dueedii 1erg ii to say t.:cod-by.
ap? perting for only a
few hours."
;alien about nothing, eh?"
Children. Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTOR;A
Burgr,. 'In Wort:.
The miuoplrozv.: is now used by
i. - -r5 for picltinu conibination
1.- eleie On ttirreng the lock a slight
seend •,s• made witen •the proper num-
ber eomPs opposite the working
point. and th11 can even be heard by
a sensitive ear. However, it is im-
pereereible to rae:A persons, but by
rsinqa Iniaopi,one it is an easy
• izet,r F,ound. A suit -
torn:. o -; eplaone receiver
employed. tine it ns applied against
the sefe nc...,xt tee lo:•!it. A pair of
eteeeir ear-eneee eee used with the
aireacne. in el «ay the soundz
anow of opening
SCALES OF FISHES.
Sonne Too Tiny to Be ;hetet, Others
as Big as Silver Dollars.
All true ashes have scales, but in
wine they are so minute or so deep-
ly ineheeded in the skin as to be int -
perceptible. In most kinds, how-
ever, they are distinct enough, and
in the pompano and the kingfish el
the Gulf of Mexico, whieh afforde
magnificent sport to anglers, they
are sometimes almost as big as silver
dollars and are used to make orna-
ments.
Scales vary greatly in thiekness
and strength as well as la size. They
serve as an armor for the fish, nol
only against the attacks of enemies,
but against parasites and infections
of all kinde. When a fish's scales
are torn by wounds or accident 0
fungus is almost certain to take
root, develop and finally kill the
fish. It is to protect the animal still
further that a sort of slime oozee
continually from pores in the skie
and spreads over the surface of the
scales.
The size and strength of the scales
of a fish are in direct relation to its
habits of life. The ea and catfish,
which have no external armor, tura
near the bottom and among weeds
and escapes assault by ilouedering
in the mud. Perch and trout, whicb
live in elear water, have strongez
and bigger scales, and the best ar-
mor belongs to those fishes which ar1i
themselves predatory. Most scales
show lines of growth on the uppez
surface, and the number of spawnine periods it has passed througli
and the injuriee it has suffered eau
be read by those who understand
the rear Rings.
The leost complete and effective
rIrraOr among fishes, is that of the
gars or billfish ef our American and
some African rivers. Her the scales
do not overlap, but are lozenge
shamed and joined at the edges, like
the pieces of a mosaic. Instead of
being rounded anti horny, they are
composed of an ivory -like enamel.
This was characteristic of the fishes
of that very primitive age called
saurian. The seas were then ailed
with fish, some of great size and
ferocity, which had solid, pavement
-
like armor of this kind and. are
ICT3Otvia as ganoids. A few small
species rif this primitive type have
eurvived, to the present. One reason
may le that, except in infancy, they
are safe from ordinary enemies.
Finger-Prirtts.
Ti.e oiktee.h:.-n to anaer-prints
ee tae rais-
-;t2r.ttr.-_Zragettes itt
pl,a of Sir Ray
:ha! :21 a 370.1 -governed
etete Lnper-print •
only the guilty,
▪ inno”eur Tar..7.11 appt.,.ar in the
or..1 all:E.rd a means of
que..3tions of identi-
ti by the way,
fait la in bone
xnea-
:r hnger-prInts, and .
ft)r .u.,dr.g the many
forn1 of the external
irlr.ti'Leotion.
!Wrathful.
:"'t,°4441,11"..?„ for,
If E...',:rry we wiil'
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Restaurant Affiliation.
The waiter in tbe light lunch cafe
looked expectantly at the first of five
men who had just entered.
'Bring me a coffee cake and. a cup
of coffee," ordered the first man.
"I'll take some milk biscuit and. a
glass of 31111k," said the second,
"Tea buns and a cup e of tea,
please," remarked the
"A piece of cocoanut pie and a cup
of cocoa," said the fourth. a
The waiter went to the fifth man.
"I know what you want," he said.
"You want a slice of ehocolate cake
and a cup of chocolate."
'"No: I do not," protested tbe fifth
man. "I want a plate of ice cream
and a glass of ice water,"
PAVED WITH GOLD.
There's Money In the Street Scraping
of an African Town.
' Travelers declare, sue liarpees
! Weekly, that at Aeitin ou the Gold
' Coast of Africa, gold may itetitally be
Picked up in the streets. \rhea oue
visitor, an lauglIshulau, took the state -
(
Dent as a Here figure ut epeeeh his
Imet Immediately tettle a woman serv-
ant go out into the main street, gather
beceetful of road scrapings and
work It for gold dust.
fu ten tuleutes the servaut returned
with twe galvanized iron btlekets, one
lintel with i•oad seruplugs and the oth-
er with water. he niso brteutht three
(0. four wooden platters. varying in
size from tt huge plate to a saucer.
Removing several bandfuls of the
mild scrapings and placing them In the
large platter, the woman pleked out
and threw aside the large stones, peb-
bles and bits of stick mid then mois-
tened the remainder with water froui
the other joucket. This enabled her to
remove smaller refuse.
The reelduni» sl3e put Into the next
smaller Wetter, and she repeated the
process until there was a quantity of
sand and gravel ready for treatment.
This she sprinkled freely with water
and by a deft ch•cniar movement of
the -platter brought the small gravel to
the outside, where it could be thrust
over the edge. When she had repeated
this operation three or four times she
treated the material: which now looked
more like mud than anything else, in
a still smaller platter. •
At last, be the smallest platter of all,
she had the bucketful of aweepings re-
duced to a handful or two of black
sand. This she carefully washed and
sifted. At last with a dexterous twist
she brought the sand into it crescent,
the outer edge of which showed a thin
rim of yellow. It was unmistakably
gold dust. The whole operation had
taken half an hour, and it had pro-
duced about a shilling's worth of gold.
Sleep Talkers.
It is a curious fact that people
when talking in their sleep are al-
ways truthful and never evasive, but
if their feelings are played upon by
their questioner they will betray
great anger. Their eyes are always
tightly closed, and the intonation
of the voice is very different from
the tones used when the person is
fully awake. Sleep talkers may by
conversation be brought to remember
a dream within a dream, and they
will recollect what happened in pre-
cedin.g dreams. Very often mental
anxiety will make people talk in their
sleep when under other conditions
they would never do It—London
Standard.
No Need to Call Him.
A curious person of a certain
town, who loved to find out every-
thing about the new residents, espi-
ed the son of a new neighbor one
teeming in a doctor's office.
"Good morning," he said. "Little
boy. what is your name?"
"Sarae as dad's," was the quick
repay.
"Of course, I know, little boy. but
whet is your dad's nam.e, dear?"
• Same as mine, sir."
Still he persisted. "I mean what
do they say when they call you to
breakfast?"
"They don't never call nie; I al-
lies gets there firat."
-Clothing In China.
u=" - In winter throughout the cold
latitude of China, 'he :Chinese of all
eirh` d r-cA pk4se3 wear fur, wool or hair -lined
r -A" .i,n-'0,74 a ::armf.lato. Even the et:Mlle Taborets
"Ic'it leg have their sheep or goat altins, and
people of the middle and official
laesee have many sets of gcrme.nte
Revel with the richest furs, In China
F God's Sake, Lonseo are rarely heated to the Win-
ter temperaturee Of European inter -
Let Me Stay!" ;orb, and in consequence fur -lined
Owlet are 11/Orlit indoors an well as
Ire alrealrel evitb all the intensity his
weaker.eti hstly and t21 not..ister.
inrtml. Lig
fitra.ned,, cyt.?. "I have traveled
itr two o3f.q,73 tTf.e train," he (LA. "X
n turnti out of r .v}.',:''Lu',..
L724,7E3 leten tarned Gut a a leitel in my
teen t2 2.. Tho letal reftritel TrM
Nol.orly.warAq me. For Goti's
cake, dor:tor, lot Mr5
Th11 roan LA lace a 1,41:way Of_brigiuttfx.
ITO Lad rainey to /oy itir big riectig; Sae
ilea a esteem Schatezium
for treatmeet ef the thetas° which held his
prip-eonsurnption. But tlieee
snarergwithontraoneyondwithoutiriontis,
what cf them? With their hopeless know,
ledeo that people slain theta, they believe
it futile to seek relief. If their livee are to
be spared they must be saught Gut and sup!
plied with notatishinett, /leak:hie, and
treatment. Ti do this teete money. - Will
you contribute a trifle to heip in thie effort
to &IVO lives? Plea.se act quickly. Winter
hie brought keen suffering.
Contributione to the Muskoka Free Hos.
pial for Consumptives will be gratefully
•ecknowledged by. W. X. Gage/ 'Cbeirman
Executive Committee, 84 prtwna .A.venue,
. n jer. eeretary • Trwur,r. 347
Ont.
PIGS AND FIGURES.
Porkers From the Standpoint of All
Around Mathematics.
The educated pig of the old time
4ideshow, which gravely read figures
on a blackboard, was only a type of a
class. His modern prototype is quite
his equal in devotion to the exact sci-
ence. By both instinct and fate he Is
a mathematical animal. Subjectively
and objectively he Is great on figures.
They are dealt out to him, and he
deals in them himself. Ere desires his
square meals to be regulated daily by
the rule of three. In addition, he deals
with his owner's indebtedness. He is
able to reduce a mortgage to fractions
with amazing rapidity, In measuring
the available contents Of a pail of slop
he is a lightning calculator.
As a multiplier the pig has no equal,
counting on six to the litter and two
litters in the year. At this rate, bar-
ring accidents, the sow's progeny will
• amount to more than 1,000 in four
years. A week old pig Is up in geom-
etry, finding tbe way home along the
hypotenuse short cut. An old sow's
quickness in boxing the. compass in a
potato patch is amazing. And when
It comes to a troughful of skimmilk
she is the least common divisor; she
wants it all herself.
Objectively the porker finds himself
stacked about with a bewildering ar-
ray of figures -his gains every day on
pasture, his gains every day on grain,
his gains to the pound of grain, his
gains on pasture plus a daily ration,
his gains on vegetables and roots -
these and a hundred other tabulations
surround him. Profit or loss, so far as
the pig Is concerned, is almost purely
a matter of feeds and feeding, and
tbese are in tbeir turn matters of al-
most pure 'mathematical measure-
ments; hence have resulted the long
listed calculations available to the
farmer. -W. T. Harsha in Breeder's
Gazette.
Looks Against Him.
"Thatin the? young man at the
table over there. IIeh.3 going to in-
ffierit $10,000,400."
"I cee two young men---drecced
precisely aline. Which is it?"
"Good gracioua: Why, the one
• sitting down, of come. The other
la the waiter."
' "Indeed: So thatto the heir, eh?
/ wan in hopea he was the waiter."
Out of a Job.
Minieter—Ie your father working
now, Johnny?
Small Jolinnya-so, sir.
alinistere-AVhy, only bet week he
told inc he had a job.
Small JolinnY----Yen, dr. But the
man be eve° working died.
$o Ile couldn't Ten.
'la it true, pa, that the most erns!-
' tive part of the human body Is the
tip of the tongue?"
"I don't know, toy son. Nobody
Boiling the Kettle.
Mrs.. Campbell had engaged a new
maid. "Martha," said the mistress On
the first morning, "be careful always
to boil the teakettle before mating the
tea."
Martha signified her willingness
and, after an absence in the kitchen,
returned to her mistress and said:
'Please, mum, there's nothin% big
enough to boil the taykettle in, 'fess
Ifs the wash boiler, sure." -National
Monthly.
War In the Air.
During the botteet Oghting at the
battle of Chickamauga an owl, alarm-
ed by the unusual sounds, was fright-
ened from its usual haunts. Two or
three crows spied him and made pur-
suit, and a fight in the air followed.
The contest was observed by a soldier.
He dropped his gun to the ground and
eselaimed:
-Whew! Even the very birds in the
cir are fighting)"
Variable Conditions.
"That man says he doesn't know
wilether he is married or unmarried,
(1322143 Or insane."
"Yes. lie has had a great deal of
trouble with court cotnifileatien. TbeSe
things all, depend on what state be
happens to be in."- Washington Kbar,
Wronging Another,
No team ha the world ever attAmpted
io wrong another without being injur-
ed in return -some way, aotriehoW,
1,01.ie time The only weapon of of.
tense that nature seeing to recognize itt
the boomerang.
Whore Ho Bete Off.
Ihron-lie's living on Easy etreet
.sow. buil he? Egbert -No: IttfeIItInX
en GetCp In the Morning and Ligke
the t. Youhers Stateeman.
cornif."
ging Street Wed, Toronto, they haee on myItem& ..Aro 14,11.41.11.
WHAM
BRAM
METAL POLISH
—for brightness'
sake.
At all Grocers.
6
A MAP THAT IS NOT A MAP.
"Monstrous absurdity," and "ridi-
culous misrepresentation" were among
the terms used last night by Mr. Ben
H. Spence, Secretary of the Dominion
Alliance, in expressing his opinion of
the map teing widely circulated by
Conservative workers proporting to
show the comparative spread of temper-
enee under the Ross and Whitney re -
genes. "The map. is absolutely mis-
leading, and gives an entirely erroneous
and false impression to those who do
not know the real situation," Mr. Spence
said.
The map is question has been issued
as part of the "machine ammunition"
of the Conservative party in the Provin-
cial election, and, covering a large
poster, makes a conspicuous showing.
On the upper half of the bill is a map
supposed to show the atate of 'temper-
ance reform under the late Liberal Ad-
ministration. This map is practically
all shaded, signifying, therefore, a
"wet" Province. A similar map on the
lower half of the sheet is one expanse
if white designating "dry" territory
with the exception of a few squares,
representative of townships.
"In tbe first place," said Mr, Spence,
"the representation is false in that no
way has been taken of showing on the
white squares those scores of licenses
that exist m villages, such as in Mark -
dale and Chatsworth, in the county of
Grey. The Province appears white al-
most, whereas 114 municipalities. are
cursed by oiTer 400 licenses, which one
would deem non-existent were he to go
by this. Unfortunately, their absence
from the map does not make them non-
existent in those municipalities.
"The upper map shows deliberate
misrepresentation in its shading," con-
tinued Mr. Spence. "Look at all that
territory in the northern part of On-
tario" -indicating with his pencil the
greater proportion of the Preadnce, that
part lying above "Old Ontario" -"that
is all shown in black. Isn't that Mimi-
ous? See Algonquin Park, all black!
Algonquin Park! in which no licenses
ever existed or ever will exist! Is that
a fair representation, to show as under
license during the Liberal regime a huge
territory that never had license?
"Look again at the empty of Peter-
boro'," he went on. "The upper map
shows it shaded, when in reality it was
largely white at the time referred to.
The lower map shows it white -a dry
county -yet, there are several licenses
in the county of Peterhoro' to -day that
would not be there only for the Whitney
Government.
"The misrepresentation is most glar-
ing the Province over. When the
Whitney Governnnent assumed office
there were 184 municipalities "dry." in
Ontario. What does the map show?
About 23 "dry" when they came into
office."
"That is an amazing disparity," the
reporter commented.
"Yes, but what can you expect?
When it was to be false at all, it might
as well go the limit," replied Mr.
Spence. "The people responsible for
that map, and I know not who they
were, must have had very little regard
for the truth; they must have been very
hard up for campaign material, and they
must have had a very low opinion of
the intelligence of the electors to whom
it was to be sent.
"A third offence in this case is that,
in its wording the map gives credit for
the transformation, such as it is, to the
Whitney Government, when in reality
this was accomplished, not by reason of
any legislation they have enacted, but
iri spite of the hindrances they have
placed in the way."
A DECALOCCE OF DON'TS,
By W. F. Wilcox.
Here are some scenes I don't lilte to see
on the farm. Do you? Have you ever
seen them? Has anyone ever witnessed ,
them on your farm?
The wife out at the woodpile chopping
wood or out where the woodpile ought
t ) be, picking up chips,
A pack of ravenous dogs yelping
about, enroaching upon the rights and,
haPPinens of underfed and half -clothed
children.
their fertility back of the stab/e. ,
Big piles of manure leaching away
Patches of foul weeds in fence cor-
ners.
A cowless farm 'where milk, butter
and their assistance in cooking are ab-
sent.
An empty pigsty with waste enough
on the place to fatten at least one pig.
A gardenless farm with its inhabi-
tants going without the healthful diet
of fresh vegetables so easily produced
on any farm.
A farm whose silences in early morn
are unbroken by hearty chanticleer calls.
Blue vapor issuing front the barns,
yards,eor fields as a result of men's un -
curbed tempers while dealing with live
stock.
A farmhouse unadorned with the
beauties and fragrance of some flowers
at the door.
Good Health Is Impossible
'Without a Healthy Action
Of The Kidneys
'When the kidney3 begin to "act up"
and fail to filter the blood through them,
there passes into the system uric acid and
other virulent poieone, which will cause
Anne of the i;everest and most deadly
di-:w.:;e5 known to Mankind.
()a the tint evidence of the .o.pproaeli
of kidney trouble theittai Kiduey Pills
eliould be tteed, and cerieue troutle
avoided. Mr. lerael Drost, Bath, N.B.
writee:-"I am sending you tide teeth
tatetial 'telling you what a wonderful
titre Dotinis Kidney Pille Mt& far ire.
My kiditeye were so bad 1 was helenas
for &vett two treinthe. I need several
01 eille„ but none of them seemed to
It &See; me any good. At last 1 was
ativieal to try a box of Doenni Kidney
Pale When 1 lied taken the fire box
I kind relief, anti then 1 i;ot :mother,
and by thc timc 1 hatl taken it, 1 wee
completely eured."
Deen's Eidney Pine are ,fie tents eer
fiat. or 3 for $1.1.5, ot all doolf,r4 rwailed
•°. tie r 1;v1; (17 t):„?
t..;atir,t 'Co., Limited, Toronto, Oat.
Week ordeliee direct 13l1ecIfy
STIR THE LIVER UP
DY THE USE OF
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills
If the Levne es Leave Snow or Toierm itr
is necessary to stimulate it by the use of
a, medicine that will clean away all the
waste and poisonous matter from the
system, and prevent, as well as cure
Constipation, Sick- Headache, Bilious.
ness, jet ...dice, Sour Stomach, Liver
Coitiplamt, and all sickness arising from
a disordered condition of the $tomach,
Liver and Bowels.
Milburies Laxa-Liver Pills are a
sPecific for all these troubles, and have
been used for close on to twentyyears
by many people for these complaints,
Mr. Thomas Duesling, Waterford;
,Ont„ writes: -"I was troubled with
my stomach for twenty-five years.. I
doctored with doctors in Canada And,
Michigan, but got no relief. There was
a friend in Michigan who advised inc to
try your Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills,
and I did so. I now feel like a new male,
I and I can't praise them enough to my
fellow men."
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills are ,25
ents per vial or 6 vials for $1,00. They
I are for sale at all dealere or mailed direct
i on receipt of price by The I% Milburn
' Co.. Limited. Toronto, Ont.
HOMSEEEICERS' EXCURSIONS TO
WESTERN CANADA.
The Grand Trunk Railway System
issues round trip Homeseekers' tickets
at very low fares from stations in Can-
ada to points in Manitoba, Saskatchewan
and Alberta, and are in effect each Tues-
day until October 27th, inclusive, via
Chicago, St, Paul or Duluth, and will
also he on sale on certain dates via
Sarnia and Northern Nevigation Com-
pany. Through Pullman Tourist Sleep-
ing cars are operated to Winnipeg each
Tuesday, leaving Toronto 11,00 p. m.
No change of cars. Reservations in
Tourist Sleepers may be obtained at a
nominal charge on request to any Grand
Trunk ticket agent. Homeseekers'
tickets are valid returning two months
from date of issue. The Grand Trunk
Pacific Railway is the shortest and
quickest route between Winnipeg -
Saskatoon -Edmonton, with excellence
through service to Regina. Trains now
running into Calgary. Alta., and Prince
George, B. C. Get full particulars from
H. B. Elliott, Town Agent for the G.
T. R. at the Tains office.
RULES FOR SUMMER VISITORS,
Do not blame the landlord for the
mattress. ttress. This will make hard feelings
also.
Be patient with the canned goods.
Remember that they are aged.
Praise your landlord's dogs unquali-
fiedly. They bark because they are
pleascch not to keep you awake.
Thank the landlady for the attention,
of her children. It is but an innocent'
curiosity whih prompts them to ex-
plore your trunk.
Get on good terms at once with your.
fellow -boarders. Maybe yeti can bor-
row money of them.
Do not call your landlord a robber.
He may be only a thief.
Be very careful of your table man-
ners. It is quite rude to become ex-
cited and babble incoherently if food is
brought to the table.
If you are asked to sing, do it. It is
their own fault.
When strolling in the meadow, see-
the bull before he sees you.
Do not allow the hired man to -become
familiar (unless you need a drink.)
Go home ten days sooner than you
expected to. This may save your life.
-Judge.
MOO!
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