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THE WINGIIAM TIMES ME 4, 1914
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The Gold Dust Twins'
Philosophy
E were amused to hear the praise a grocer paid to Gold Dust
icked the Gold
, "that they do
ways. Of all the many cleaning "stunts", h
Dust Twins at once. "I find,' he Wane
the work a many more than TWO.
At
Rouse -Cleaning
Time
the same. Some seem
110 sooner bought.
[r customers a
have to bargain all
of the household
wasteful shunn
cleaning game
-
to merply rub
"With. Gold Dust all my nreopl
goes great. It does so xnanyca
asked. From kitchen, throug
mostly wives, who
eir lives; each penny
rid, is counted, and the
For iatance, take the
ot all the cleansers work
naught, and some give out,
tate, the work of cleaning house
er tasks; &does, in fact, whatever
and through, to hall; upstairs and
, 'down, the porch and all, Wher-
ever dust and dirt collect, it has a
marvelous effebt,
"A 'Home, Sweet Home' is one,
I say, wherein the Gold Dust
fellows play. Their work is fun to
them. They start at dawn, with
some magician's art and with the
, sinking of the sun the last mean
job of work is done.
"Oh yes, I like to recommend, a product that will prove a friend.
Each Gold Dust customer declares that glass and cutlery and stairs,
and floors and dishes and the rest are cleaned by using it -the best.
If dirt be numbered with your sins, my preachment is
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HEST AND HEALTH ID WIND AND you
UR% WrzeOLOW'R 600110x10 SYRUP bat) been
used for aver SIXTY YEARS by of
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WEIX,E
T.RETIIINO, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It
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is the best remedy for MARRO:EA. 14 ab.
solutely harmless, he sure and ask for ',Mrs.
'winslow's Soothing Syrup," anti take nO otbez
kind. Twentv-Sve cents a bottle.
The Keynote of HapPluess•
How few women reelize when they
are reiling against man-hiS faults and
deficiencies how largely they have
therratelvea to blame for the masculine
failings, The men who make bad hus-
bands, nine cases out of ten have had
weak, querilous mothers and the wo-
men they marry, as a rule, content
themselves with resenting the feet of
their shortcomings without making
any strenuous efforts to rectify them.
So history repeats itself, and the sons,
like their fathers before tem, grow up
in ap atmosphere filled with bickerings
and dissensions. How can great and
good men be the product of such lives?
The sooner that women awaken to a
thorough understanding that the key
note to all family happiness is harmony,
and that it devolves upon them alone to
establish that harmony, there will be
more heard of domestic felicity and Itss
of the "new woman." Every man, no
naatter how viciously inclined, clings to
his ideal when Ise can find one, and it
is surprising how they sometimes man-
age to defy the most ordinary of
feminine mortals. If each and every
woman would determine to be worthy
of deification by the man she loves, that
man, were he rightly so-called, would
be inspired by her example, and the
desire to rise to her level would soon
find place in his heart, We don't say
that this is an easy part for a woman to
play, brit it is surely better than being
content to slip down off the pedestal
that man would place them on, and in-
sisting upon being made of no finer
clay than he.
SUFFERED AGONY
WITH NEURALGIA
Nothing Helped Her Until She
Tried "Fruit-a4ives"
CLPhEr,Vnr,X,E, ONT., May 5th. r913,
"I cannot' speak too highly of "Fruit -
a lives", Vor over thirty years, have
suffered from Chronic Neuralgia and
Constipation, experiencinguntoldagony,
The .Neuralgia settled in my lungs and
I took bottle after bottle of medicine
without relief, The doctor told me I:
would not glA better but "Vrttit-a.tives"
proved. that the doctor was wrong, by
giving me quick. relief and finally
and completely curing me,
I would not have my present health
if it was not for "Fruit.a-tives" and
am glad of the opportunity of giving
you this letter about sncli a splendid
remedy as "Itruit.a-tives", for the
guitlance.of other women who may be
similarly affected"
MRS. NATHAN MINN,
"rrnii-a-tives" is the only medicine
made from fruit juices and is particularly
suited to women because of its mild
action and pleasant taste.
"Fruit-a-tives" is sold by all dealers
at eoe a box, 6 for ge.so, trial size, 25c,
or may be obtained from "trait -a -fives
Limited, Ottawa. •
HELPS THE SICK
TO GET WELL
A Good Friend To GIN PILLS.
' The letter below is only one of many
that show how GIN PILLS are regarded
by those who have used them.
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"t think it my duty. to tell you that
GIN PILLS are a sore cure for Kidney
Trouble and La Grippe. I suffered to
mach with my 'kidneys and La Grippe
until I used GIN PILLS, and now svould
not be without them in the house. I
shall always recomtnend GIN rrr,Ls to
anyone I know is suffering with their
Kidneys."
alas. M. Buxom's., Vegcouvga, B.C.
GIN PILLS Are sold on a positive
guarantee of money refunded if they
fail to give relief. soc. a box -6 for
fte.se. 3ample free if you write National
Drug and Chemical Co. of Canada,
Limited, Toronto.
. MNGA-TONE BLOOD & NERVE
TABLETS are the ideal tonic for pale,
thin people. 5oc. a box --6 for $2,5o. 207
1MILK:PER ACRE.
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E If it maybe assumed - that the farm
of the average factory patron is fairly
well adapted to dairying, that the pat-
ron himself is inclined towards dairying,
rather than, let us say, fruit growing,
and that his cows are fairly good, then
it will be of interest to note how the
farm is made to respond to this dairy
inclination.
thee are frequently noticed yields
as low as 250 pounds of milk per acre
cultivated including pasture, but some
good:patrons obtain 750 and 800 pounds
asel.ffrEven this is little enough,
for there arerplenty of authentic re-
cords of 1,100 arid 2,100 pounds of milk
per acre. It should not be extremely
difficult to obtain more than this, even
2,500 or 3,000 pounds.
This latter figure is a long, long way
ahead of the "iieIds already mentioned
of only 250 pounds which may be found
on many a so-called dairy farm in Can-
ada, and is indieative of the pessibilities
in reach of the factory patron who is
really anxious to attain first rank.
It is:questionable if the average yield
per acre in Ontario is much more than
600 pounds of inn. Tf loyal', whole-
hearted support is giyen to the local
factory and to our national indostry of
dairying, the farm and the dairy herd
will be made far more proactive,
Great help will be derived by keeping
individual records of each cow, because
the old -established, COM plaeent "aver-
age" cow has no intention whatever of
assisting the average patren to g4
3,000 pohnds of 'milk from the average
acre. The first necessary step is to
know for gertaiti that each eow is a good
preducer, then ote may aim with more
hope at $0 or $40 per acre,
TEMPERANCE IN POLITICS.
(London Advertiser)
Conservatives who claim to be in
favor of the closing of the bars, and
even total prohibition, attempt to justify
themselves in refusing to support the
man .and the party who have adopted
this,policy by claiming that temperance
must be kept out of politics. Nor are
they alone. Some Liberals, even while
professing to approve of the most radi-
cal temperance measures, claim that it
will injure both the cause of temperance
and the Liberal party if prohibition in
any shape is made a political question.
It is easy to understand why they take
this ground. In both cases the reason
is the same -fear of injury to party
prospects. The Liberal dissenters fear
their party will lose more support than
it will gain; the Conservatives fear their
party will suffer from the loss of the
temperance voters. In other words,
both are thinkinginore of party suceess
than anything else.
That men who have been strong sup-
porters of a political party should view
with alarm anything tbat seems to
threaten the weakening of their party
is perfectly natural, But that men who
profess to believe in the absolute neces-
sity of radical temperance legislation
as the most pressing remedy for many
social evils should want to keep the
question out of politics lest it might in-
jure their party showe only that they
perfer party success to necessary legis-
ation.
No great reform can be kept out of
politics. No reform can be effected un-
less it becomes a party question. There
are men who honestly believe that a
protective tariff is absolutely necessary
for the prosperity of a country. But
no country has ever adopted protection
until it became aparty question. There
were men in England years ago who
fought hard for free trade. I3ut it was
not until it was taken up by political
leaders and made a party question that
'it was adopted, And prohibition of the
liquor traffic will never be found on a
Canadian statute book until a political
party places it there.
It is quite possible the political party
that takes up some new proposition may
labor under a temporary disadvantage.
It certainly will if it finds opposed to its
powerful moneyed interests. But that
is a secondary matter. Is its policy
right? Is the new plank in its platform
essential to the wen -being of the state?
If so, then it becomes an imperative
duty to adopt it, and work for it, re-
gardless of consequences.
And as it is the duty of a party to
take up and sustain the policy it deems
to be right, so it is equally the duty of
every citizen to support that policy.
When political parties think more of
the welfare of the community than of
their own success; and when voters
think more of the success of principles
than of the advancement of party; we
shall have reached a much higher stand-
ard of self-government and of citizen-
ship than we have ever yet attained.
POULTRY POINTERS
Raw beef, finely chopped, will work
wonders in giving tone to a debilitated
fowl.
Soft fool shonld never be thrown on
the ground. It should always be sup-
plied in troughs.
The work in a poultry yard is not
really hard or laboriousgbut it is cen-
Stant- there is usually something to
be done while the daylight lasts, and
often a little later.
A large Peck of fowl ehould never be
fed from a small trough. If there is
hot plenty of room, the weaker nod
more tinild birds will hot get their pro-
per share of the food.
An excellent aclaitiob to the soft food
is waste bread Whieh haa been dried in
the oven. So are stale eakes, After
they neve been dried, they ahould be
ground down end Mixed witla the morn-
ing efieal.-Witnets.
1 ONTARIO SHOULD ADVANCE.
THE AMATEUR GARDENER,
(K. M. C. )
(Toronto Star)
. Mr. Brewster, who has beim nomin-
ated by the South Brant Conservatives,
and who is now a memberof the Ontario
Legislature, says that Mr. Rowell has
nothing to offer the electors but "abolish
'the bar."
The remark would indic ite that Mr,
Brewster Understands neither the age
no the community in whtch he lives.
Mr. Rowed's temperance polio is part
of a large, comprehensive ponce' for the
advancement of the people of Ontario.
Mr. Rowell's aim is to make Ontario
what it ought to be, the most progres-
sive Province in Canada, the most pro-
gressive community in'the British Em-
pire and in the world.
Mr. Rowell keeps in close touch with
progressive legislation, especiallyin
that which furthers social service and
social reform. He is in sympathy with
the advanced social reformers of Great
Britain, of Australia, and of New Zeal-
and. He has asked for the organiZatiOn
(if a labor department for Ontario, with
a Minister at its head. Thie he Gov-
ernment has refused. He has asked for
a system of labor exchanges to bring
workmen and employers together and
diminish the evils of unemployment.
This the Government has refused,
We need these reforms in Ontario.
We need better factory inspection,
better protection for the health of
working peorle, especially of women
and children,
Mr. Rowell advocates a vigorous
policy for the inprovement of rural life
in Ontatio. He was asked for the
appointment of a commission to inquire
into coan try life. This the Government
has refused. If rural conditions were
improved, the conditions of life in city
and town would be relieved Congestion
would be relieved. More people would
be attracted to the occupation of pro-
ducing food. There would be cheaper
and more abundant food and both city
and country vvould be benefitted, There
is room for vast improvement in rural
education. Mr. Rowell wants to enquire
into these things, and find out remedies.
The GOvernment obstinately refuses to
move or even to inquire. It perfers
blindness and stagnation to obsernation
and action.
Mr. Rowell advocates tax reform of
such a character ae to discourage specu-
lation and encourage legitimate enter-
prise, The Government, with blind
and unreasoning obstinacy, opposes tax
reform. It will not even allow a muni-
cipality to decide the matter for itself.
In the same reactionary spit, the
Government opposes all efforts at ex-
tending the franchise to women. It is
afraid that womeb in local option con -
teats, win vote for prohibition, So it
opposes a most reasonable proposal that
married worrien shall have the franchise
now enjoyed by spinsters and widows.
In the coming electioe the choice will
be between progressive, twentieth cen-
tury ideas for the great Province of
Ontario and fossil, reactionary pre-
judices and traditions It will be be-
tween progress and stagnation, between
life and a deathlike trance. It will be
between going ahead and standing still.
The 'present Government has definitely
taken its stand against progress. Does
that policy satisfy the vigorous, inde-
pendent people of Ontario?
Couldn't Do Housework
HEART WAS SO BAIL
Mrs. Thomas Melville, Salteoats, Sask.,
writes: -"I thought it my duty to write
and tell you how nitteh your Milburn's
Heart and Nerve Pills did for me. My
heart was so bad I could not sleep, at,
nor walk about the house. I could not
do my housework at all, what my hus-
band could not do had to go un.done.
I had two small children depending on
inc besides three men to cook for, and it
worried me to not be able to do anything.
My husband had taken some of your
pills, some years ago, and insisted on
me trying theta, so I started, and be-
fore had taken them two weeks I was
considerably better, and before had
taken two boxes I was doing my own work
again. Anyone suffering from heart
or nerve trouble of any kind should
just give yaw pills a trial. If anyone
cares to write to me I will gladly give
them all the information I know con -
dolling your wonderful medicine.'
1VIillaurn's Heart and Nerve Pills are
50c. per box, or 5 boxes for $1.25, at all
dealers, or mailed direct On receipt of
price by The T. 1VIiiburn Co., Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
Slow cooking is the best cooking for
children's food.
The most economical way of cookieg
meat is to stew it.
Plenty of time should always be al-
lowed for a child's meal.
Wrap cuthread in waxed paper if you
would keep it fresh.
Tty serambling eggs with minced
green peppers for a change,
Keep a pair of ordinary pliers in the
kitchen for lifting intensely hot pans.
OR. A. W. CHASE'S
CATARRH POWDER
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I'm a knight of the trowel and rake,
And 1 rise at the treat of day.
A garden determined to make
In very professional way.
Ho' I dig ancl I delve and hoe,
I shovel and scrape and I plow,
Btit there70 something I want eel) to
know
I've the deuce of a backache just now.
g lord Of the hose and the spade,
I'm lord of my little back yard,
Now digging and delving's my trade -
A trade that is woefully hard,
All winter cragged would own
A garden this year worth the name,
But I'd never have bragged had I known
That diggingwould make me so lame.
I'm knight of the lawn -mower, too -
Ohb why did I ever begin?
Have the neighbors here nothing to do
But stand on their porches and gtin?
My back aches as though it would split,
My hands are now blistered and sore,
I'm a knight of the spade I admit,
But I never will be any more.
'Uric geld Suffering
TR'S TRAQIC LETTER
How would you onswor it?
Between the /Mee of this short letterset
can read grim tragedy. If Ito appeal wort
Made to you, personally,. how would you
(unmet it? SuppoSe you held tho power tc
receive this poor woman or to turn lvat
away, which would you do?
" Will you kindly give me information
concerning adinission of e very needy
woman eeer me. Ifer husband is dead,
and ahe is in eonsumption. 8he has tw
small children, at ptesent in an orphans'
home, as the mother is not able to care for
ern, and their only Weenie le what an
aged mother earne, They live in ono email
Mont."
It is easy to say, "Why, of coureo, 1
would offer relief, if it wm
ere in my ower
But, think Are you eh -more -when yoa
vas that ? .Are you in earnest? Do you
really leant to help poor, suffering Con.
eumptives ? Then hero is your glianco to
prove your aincerity.
Contributions to the Muskoka. Free Hose
pital for Consumptives will be gratefully
acknowledged by W. J. Gage, Chairman
ligecutive Committee, 84 Spadma Avenue,
or R. Dunbar, Secretary. Treasurer, 347
King Street West, Toronto.
Uric acid Is an accumulation of pois- PEIVENNE FACTS
on which finds lodgement in the system
when the kidneys fail to remove it
from the blood, In the kidneys and
bladder it forms stones, in the joints
and muscles it causes rheumatism. In
any ease the suffering is almost beyond
human endurance. Uric acid ie
promptly removed trom the system
when the kidneys are kept healthy and
active by using Dr. Chast'sKidney-Liv.
er-Pills.
THE WESTERN FAIR.
The Western Fair management of
London have commenced operations al-
ready at Queen's Park in preparation
for the great Exhibition which will be
held this year, Sept. llth to 19th. 'The
buildings that were hurriedly built after
the fire, are being made permanent,
Another horse barn will be built. Cem-
ent floors will be put in the Machinery
Hall and Stove Minding and everything
done to make the buildings comfortable
for exhibitors and visitors, The track
was re-clayed last fall and will be one
of the best in Ontario for this coming
Exhibition. Full information regard
ing the Exhibition will be given on ap-
plication to the Secretary, A. M. Hunt,
London, Ontario.
Kin Gained 30 lbs
Mrs. George Bradshaw. Harlowe,
Ont., writes: "I was troubled for many
years with weak watery blood and drop-
sy. I had nervous headaches, dizziness
and sinking spells, and was, in fact, e
semidevalid. Doctors told me my heart
and kidneys were diseased and gave Inc
up. By using 10 boxes of Dr. Chase's
Nerve Food I have been cured of many
of my old complaints and gained 36
pounds in weight."
WHEN MOTHER READS ALOUD.
(St. Nicholas Magazine)
When mother read, aloud, the past
Seems real as every day,
I !leo the tramp of armies vast,
I see the spears mad lances east,
I join the thrilling fray;
Brave knights amd ladies fair and proud
I meet, when mether reads aloud.
When mother reads aloud, far lands
Seern very near and true;
I cross the desert's gleaming sande
Or haunt the jungle's prowling bands,
Or sail the ocean blue;
Far heights whose peaks the cold mists
shroud,
I scale, when mother reads aloud.
When mother reads aloud, long
For noble deeds to do -
To help the right, redress the wrong;
It seems so easy to be strong,
So simple to be true.
Oh, thick and fast the visions crowd
My eyes, when mother reads aloud!
Popovere should have a hot oven for
first ten minutes, then slow for thirty
minutes.
Much heavy cake is the result of the
oven door not being closed as gently as
possible.
A bag of salt standing where there
is a smell of fish will absorb the aroma.
A good plan is to keep buttons in
glass bottles. A glance tells you what
is inside, thus saving a good deel of
time which would be taken up in turn-
over the buttons if put in a box.
To test nutmeg: Prick with a pin.
If good, oil will instantly spread around
the puncture.
Lemon may be kept fresh if covered
with cold water, changing it every few
days.
Boil your clothpins at least once every
two months, dry quickly E nd they are
kept clean and made more durable.
Put a thimble over the end of the
curtain red and the cartain can be easi-
ly run on to it.
Rub the kitchen faucets with lemon
peel. Polish with soft cloth and they
will be beautifully bright,
Put ordinary bluing into the water
for cleaning windows. They will polish
more quickly and retain their brilliancy
much longer.
Linoleum may be brightened and its
life lengthened by washing with water
to which a little milk has been added.
Wipe dry with flannel cloth.
Warm lemons before squeezing and
double the quantity of juice will be ob-
tained.
A piece of charcoal suspended in mus-
lin in drinking water will make it quite
safe to drink.
Warm soda water i's the best thing
with which to remove dirt, etc., from
old furniture which is to be refinished.
Paint spatter marks can easily be re-
moved from window panes by melting
soda in very hot water and washing the
glass with it.
If oatmeal is put to soak overnight
in cold water it will only take half the
time to cook in the morning.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature 0
h sent direct to the eliseased parts by the
3 Inproved Slower*, n en Is the ulcers,
clears the Mt passones.stops drop.
pingshi the throat and_pernament.
CUIVK Catarrh And flay Feer.
Me, a bi3X !Sower free. Aram no
substitutes. All eeater. creittossan,
Bates a Goa IMMO, Toreinti.
Field Perils.
The farmer plants his fields of corn -
the kind thdt doesn't pop -and hopes
that on some autumn morn he'll start to
shuck his crop. And shuck his crop he
often does whieh is exceeding queer,
for blights and perils fairly buzz around
it through the year. I think it strange
that farmers raise the goodly' crops they
do, for they are scrapping all their days
against a deadly cretv. To plant and
till will not suffice; the men must strain
their frames, to kill the bugs and
worms and mice, and pests with Latin
names. The cut worms cut, the chinch -
bugs eineh, the weevil weaves its ill,
awl other pests come up and pinch the
cern and get their fill. And then the
rainworks goes on strike, and gloom the
world enshrouds, and up and down the
horning pike the dust is blown in clouds
And if our prayers are of avail, and
rain comes down by night, it often
brings a grist of hail that riddles all in
sight. And still the farmers raise the
crops, and nail the shining pink; none
but the kicker stands and yaps, anti
what be says is punk. If all MOD brood-
ed o'er their woes, and looked ahead
for grief, that gent would stove who
gaily goes to thresh the !olden sheaf.
Walt. Mason.
To sift tithes Without raising dust
sprinkle them with Water and let them
get Wet with t ain before sifting.
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The Carpenter.
With shining weapons newly sharpen-
ed, the carpenter goes forth to carpent.
No work of his is e'er a fizzle, but
every product of his chisel, and of his
plane and saw and measure, increases
human peace and pleasure. Oh, where
would be your vine -clad cottage, in
which you hit the eggs and pottage, and
whiere would be your stately palace,
where you drink grape juice from a
chalice; and where would be the school
and college, importing forty kinds of
knowledge, but for the man whose saw
arid hammer kick up all day so glad a
clamor? The man who nails the boards
and shingles, deserves all praise, in
prose and jingles; he builds the -homes
in which we tarry, in which we dance
and sing aod marry He builds the
church wherein the pastor explains the
doctrines of the Master, nur world -
worn spirits elevating; he builds the
rinks where we go skating; he builds
the bleachers where we gather, to see
the game, the whole blamed slather;
and when we're done 'with this world's
muddle, he builds the box in which we
cuddle. The carpenter, in all the ages,
has done far more than bards or sages
to make the world a better plant than
'twas when Eve and Adam ran it. Ile
builds the homes, while t'othor fellow
just sit around and work the bellows,
Walt. Mason.
Keep an egg timer near your tele-
phone to gauge your long-distance calls.
Hang dusty skirts out on the clothes-
line in a high wind.
The smoking from burning sugar is
one of the very bestdisiofeetarite.
To keep the chimney free from soot
sprinkle oceattionelly n li•tie saltpeter
over the fire..
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