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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1914-02-19, Page 2Worth 1000 Biat Free to You Sanol ZiOxley Rzene,ly is Inaiie from beres arid is perfectly harmless, If yol are a suftLrer front Gall Stones, Xidecy Stones, or Gavel, Salmi will effect a roeitive. cue. If you have tackacbe, kid...ey, bladder trouble, er th• tear:es:7n tLat is caueed by eecess of uric rd, dine, pee:Ey sellas t'''" eyes, ellen feet ad neles,tirf Lug, uriee v•ry pale, or eeind der/r, ad eleetly, too e•Id r..4 fel in -:nation, treck -e,direeat ie. mine after staeL'eg r. 1,olirs; yen are in aneger and Ridney Remedy will save you. At all Dreggists. $1.50 net bottle, Free Literature. Sem; Manufactur, ing Co., Ltd.. Winnipeg, Canada. For Sale by J W. MeltIBBON, Druggist Wingham, Ontario "What is the use of proclaiming in favor of protection if we don't stand for it," he exclaimed amid approving Govi.?rnment cheers. "We should have subsidies for shipbuilding and bountits for copper refining and other related industries We don't want any reduction in debt. Dash away and spend the money." There we have the attitude of the Government and its supporters ex- pressed in a very few words. Elected with the unstinted assistance of the Big -Interests on the poliey of High Protection the Government stead- fastly adhere to the idea that theie must be no lessening of the taalff bur- dens upon the people. If there are any important tariff changes, they hold, it mint be in the way of tariff revis'on up vards. That is the idea Mr. Ni:hol- SOD had in mind. Rams the expression of that idea which brought applause 1 f:om his fellow Conservatives. The Grand Trtink Railway System combines and mergers, which profit through protection at the expense of the workingmen, of the farmers, the TownTickat Office efli3th;zezenof ancdanoafdtaheinositshr theavterytbdearye ; We can issue through tickets via popular. routes, to any point in America. - East, West, South, Northwest, Mani- toba, Pacific Coast, etc. Baggage checked through to destina- tion and full information given whereby travelling will be make pleasant and free from annoyance. Tourist and return tickets to above points also on sale at lco.vest figures, and with all prevailing advantages. Single and return tickets to any point in Ontario. Your business will be ap- preciated, be your trip a short or a long one. We can ticket you through to any point in Europe on all leading steamship lines. Prepaid ordersissued. If also If it's about travel, we have the information and will give it to you cheerfully. H. B. ELLIOTT Town Agent G.T.R. Times Office, Wingham, Ont. TO ADVERTISERS ---- — Notice of changes mut be left at this office not later than saturday noon. The copy for changes must be left not later than Monday evening. Casual advertisements accepted up to noon Wednesday of each week. atimAsezeria?. OS78 WINfiliAM TIMES, H. Ts. EL,EJTOTT, P1713v8FIE8 AND PROPIETOrt 'I HURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1914 .•••••=•••• "DASH AWAY -AND SPEND." The Conservative attitude in regard to the sanitary of tariff protection all around as a permanent policy and in regard to lavish expenditure of public money has been fairly well indicated by members of Government speakers and Government newspapers in recent weeks. It remained for Donald Nich- olson, Conservative member for Queens, P.E I., however, to state that attitude frankly and even bluntly when he spoke inathe debate on the Address in the Commons a few days ago. — shall be no tariff reduction, and the Government accepts their will as law. To quote the words of Hen. Mr. Pelle- tier, Protection is to them "a sacred principle." From such a party the people of the Dominion can expect no relief in the way of a lessening of tariff taxation. The other outstanding characteristic of the present Ministry is extravagance and recklessness in the expenditure of public money. Mr, Borden and his col- leagues spend prodigally and waste - full.) • Hundreds of thousands of dollars are squandered on works of doubtful put.lic benefit though with a constant eye to party advantage. Witness the practical doubling of national expendi- tures since the advents of the new Administration. T.he present is a time of financial stringency in Canada, The revenues of the country are falling steadily and rapidly. The credit of the Dominion has been impaired, a fact shown t y Hon. Mr. White's recent experiences when he sought to float another large loan in London. The situation has be- come serious. Under the circumstances there should be caution. There is waste and reck- lessness, careless of the fact that the present spendthrift tactics are preju- dicing Canada's future. The Ministers are sowing the wind and the people will reap the whirlwind in more oppressive tariff burdens, increased interest charges, and in the conditions which must follow from impaired national credit and the waste of national wealth. But still the government follows Mr, Nicholson advice -"dash away and spend the money; we don't want any reduction in debt." The 120 international unions affiliated with the American Federation of Labor will unite in making an elaborate exhi- bit at the Panama -Pacific exposition to be hell in San Francisco. Good intentions are all right in their way, but it takes constant use to pre- vent them from getting rusty Holland's production of potato flour 's increasing rapidly from year to year. aelswelmonn• romilmorTlom ,fmmonamihmoimmn How Good Roads • will benefit You • THEY BENEFIT THE FARMER, because they increase the value of his farm; en- able him to raise more profitable crops; his cost of hauling will be low; he can reach mar- kets when prices are best; his children can get to school every day in the year, and he will have more social life and better conditions generally. 1'11E1; BENEFIT THE CONSUMER, because they re- duce the cost of living in proportion to what the farmer saves, and by bringing new industries to the community, en..ble a larger proportionate amount to be paid out in wages, and with increased population, tnore amusements Lnd better stores. Public roads are commercial feeders of the city, and every improvement of these roads means a greater prosperity through increased agricultural production and greater stilt- ulous to all industries. Economical, Cmod Roach Contrete roads are best from the mart and cheapest in the end. They are free from ruts, mud and dust. They give good footing to horses and easier traction to every class of 4hic!e, but most inaportant is the fact that they require pr.toically no expenditure for upkeep. CoMplete information of concrete road construction is sours for the asking, without cost or obligation. Write to -day for concrete roads literature, to. • Coriersta Roads Departervaat Canada Cement Company Limited 803 1-terald Budding, Montreal TIIE WINGIIAM IMES, FEBRUARY 19 1914 • FORABRIGIITAND,.4, ,,- i ,..--,V.,°a.ii,>•1 ,..,....,........— a.a.... ....:., ,',-;•‘.\ r '..>: 4 • ljEFORTI, ,trk 44i c- .• ,•••••••••••••••••••••••,,•wm•m•••••.•••••m••••••••••••?*•••:,•••••••••••••••,• „ , , • ./"•;.5 VI` a') A YOUR READING MATTER 0111016. The Times to January 1 ,t, 1915 for. .. - $1.00 Times and Toronto Daily Globe to subscribers on rural routes, 1 ) ear for - - 3.50 Times and Toronto D Lily Globe to subscribers n .4 On rural routes, 1 year for - - 4.50 Times and Saturday Globe to January 1st, 1915 1.90 Times and Toronto Mal and Empire at same rates as above. Times and Family Herald and Weekly Stir to January 1st, 1915 for - 1.85 Times and Weekly San to January ist. 1915 - 1.70 We can giv • you low clubbing rates on any news- paper or migazine. Your order midi receive prompt attention. if it is anything in the reading matter lint; consult us. THE TIMES OFFICE WINGHAM, ONTARIO WINGHAM TWENTY YEARS AGO From the TIMES of Feb. 16, 1894 LOCAL NEWS. Mr. Jas. R. Reynolds, jr., this week is opening out a,stock of groceries in one of the small stores in Macdonald's new block. Mr. E. C. Clark conducted the servic- es in the English churches in Gorrie, Wroxeter and Fordwich on Sunday last. S. Youhill, Real Estate Agent, has sold lots 19, 20 and 21, and frame cot- tage on the corner of Patrick and Cath- erine streets, owned by R. D. Young, of Neepawa, Manitoba, to Jas. R. Rey- nolds, jr., of Winghem, at a fair price. Mr. John Teriff has purchased a neat little cottage situate on the southwest corner of John and Frances streets, from Mr. Wm. Irwin, of Listowel. Mr. .1. M. Buchanan, boot and shoe merchant, of this town, was stricken with apoplexy, on Wednesday evening about six o'clock. Anchor of Hope Lodge, I.O.G.T„ is now making rapid strides in the way of membership. Last Tuesday evening, four members were initiated and four propositions submitted. The following officers were installed for the current quarter: W. F. Brockenshire, C.T.; Miss Vine Rush, V.T. Geo. Ireland, P.C.T.; Milton Blackwell, R.S.; Miss Etling, F.S. ; Miss Elsie Bainton, Treas.; Er- nest Blackwell, Chap.; A. Bainton, Mar.; Miss Maggie Morrison, D.M.: Isaac Hughes, G. ; Miss Eliza McIlwain, Sen.; Miss L. Varney, Assistant Sec- retary. On Thursday evening of last week a Rebekah Lodge, 1.0.0. F, was instituted in Wingharn, by J. B. Xing, Grand Secretary, of Toronto, assisted by nearly forty members of the Lucknow Degree Lodge. The Lodge will be known as Olivett Lodge, No. 34, and will be officered during the present term by the following members: N.G., Mrs. •••••••••• Elder; V,G., Mrs. Sheffield; R.S., J. W. Dodd; F.S., W. J. Sheffield; Treas., Mrs. Annie Manuel; Con., Miss Kate Groves; Warden, Miss Beck • Chap. Mrs Fannie Brockenshire; R.S.N.G., Mrs. Hough; L.S.N.G., Miss Beek; R.S.V G., Mrs. Addie Dodd; L.S.V.G., Miss Robertson; Inside Guardian, Mrs. Minnie Tipling; Outside Guardian, T. J. Elliott; John F. Groves, Degree Master. A keenly contested curling match was played in the rink on Monday, in the draw for the Bray Cnp, between Mr. F. Paterson's rink and Mr. John Dins- ley's rink. The result was as follows: H. F. Gordon G. Duffield W. Vanstone 0. Knechtel D. Sutherland J. Neelands F.Paterson, skip -20 J.Dinsley, skip -16 During the week, the firemen have been called out twice, but fortunately their services were not required on either occasion. On Saturday evening, about 8 o'clock, the alarm was sounded, the chimney of Mr. R. Anderson's res- idence, on Victoria street, being on fire; and on Monday afternoon, about 3.40, an alarm was rung, the chimney of Mr. Hession's house, on Josephine street, being ablaze. Mr. R. J. Tindall has accepted a situ- ation in Guelph, and left for the place on Monday last. BORN Currie -In East Wawatiosh, on the 12th inst., the wife of Mr. John T. Currie; a daughter. MARRIED. • Breckenridge- Orvis- On February 14th, by Rev. J. W. Pring, at the resi- dence of the bride's parents, Mr. David Breckenridge, of Morris, to Miss Orvis, daughter of Mr. Leigh Orvis, of Zetland. DIED. MeArter -In Morris, on the 3rd inst., George MeArter, aged 26 years, 2 months and 12 days. EDITORIAL NOTES Civil Service "reform" as interpreted by the Borden Goverment is decidedly profitable for the legal friends and sup. poi ters of that Covernment. According to the Autitor-General's report, the has till thaa come to his funeral. total cost of the investigations held last session under the Inquiries Act, mostly in connection with legal "investigations" leading to dismissals on charges par_ tisanship was $85,149, One lawyer, Mr. II. P. Duchemin, who conducted the head hunting expeditioe in the Maritime Provinces, drew no less than $5,292 dur- ing the year for his services. , Mr. J. G. a. Bergeron, ex -M. P. for Beauharn- ois. one of Mr. Borden's Quebec leaders, got $4,057 during the 12 mot ills for his serviees in conducting investigations in quebc. "It is fun fop the boys, but death to the frogs " PeaceloVing Canadians will be tickled almost to death when they view the est- imates now being brought down in re- apeet to the constructions of drill halls. Ilere are a few specimens in Ontario; Barrie drill ball, $25,000; Berlin, $50,- 000; Brantford, $7,000; Fort William, $30,( 0 1; Galt, $35,000.1, And So on by the tens of thousands is the pap dis- tributed throughout the country. A more useless, criminal waste of polie trioneys has never taken place in Canada than is now being experienced is this fever for drill halls. If some of these funds were paint° an insane asylum for the incarceration of those who voted these estimates, something of real ser. vice to the country would be accornp l'shed.-Toronto Saturday Night. It may soiled like an Irish buli, but a matt never knows how many friends he You Can Cure N STI PAT I ON t3yr The Use Of MILBURN'S LAXA-LIVER PILLS. A free motion of the bowels daily should be the rule of every one, for if the bowels do nut move daily constipation is Sure to follow and bring in its train many other troubles when the bowels betome clogged up. You get Headaches, jaundice, Piles, Ilearthum, Plnating Specks before the Eyes, Catarrh of the Stomach, and those tired weary feelings which follow the wrong action of the liver. Mrs. Elijah A. Ayer, Fawcett Hill, N.B., writes: -21 was troubled with con- stipation for many years, and about thtee years ago my husband wanted me to try Milburn's Laza-Liver Pills as they had eared hint. I got a vial, and took them, and by the time I bad taken three vials 1 was cured. I always keep them on hand, and whrea I need a trificl laantive I take one." Milburn's taxa -Liver Pits ate 25e. a viol, vials for $1.00, at all 41sailaWat mailed direct an receipt of Dere by no T, Milburn Co., limited, Toronto, Oat. TO WN DIRECTORY, BAPTIST CHU/Wit-Sabbath services at 11 a. ro. and 7 p. in. Sunday Scheel at 2:30 p. m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. John Pollock, pastor. B. Y. P. U. meets Monday evenings 8 p. m. W. D. Pringle, S. S. Superintendent. METHODIST CHURCH -Sabbath ser- vices at 11 a. m, and 7 p. m. Sunday School at 2:30 p. m. Epworth League every Monday evening. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. J. W. Hibbert, pastor. F. Buchanan, S. S. Superintendent. PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH -Sabbath ser- vices at 11 a, m. and 7 p. m. Sunday School at 2:30 p. m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. D. Perri°, pastor. Dr. A. J. Irwin, S. S. Superintendent. Sr. PAUL'S CHURCH, EPISCOPAL -Sab- bath services at 11 a. m. and 7. p. m. Sunday School at 2:30 p. ni. Rev. E. H. Croly, B. A., Rector. Alex. Al-, deron, S. S. Superintendent. SALVATION ARMY CITADEL. -Service at 11 a.m., 3 p.m, and 7 p.m. on Sunday. At 8 o'clock on Thursday evening, There will be special music provided in the Sunday evening service from 7 to 7.15 POST OFFICE -Office hours from 8a. m. to 6:30 p. m. Open to box holders from 7 a. m. to 9 p. m. P. Fisher, postmast- er. • PUBLIC LIBRARY -Library and free reading room in the Town Hall, will be open every afternoon 1?- nn 2 to 5:30 o'clock, and every evening from 7 to 9:30 o'clock. Miss V. Cook, lib- rarian. Tower COUNCIL -Dr. A. J Irwin, Mayor; J. W. McKibbon, Reeve; H, B. Elliott, Wm. Isbister, W. A. Currie, A, Young, W G. Patterson and D. Bell, Councillors; John F. Groves, Clerk and Treasurer. Board meets first Monday evening in each month at 8 o'clock. BOARD OF' EDUCATION -J, A. McLean, Dr. R. C. Redmond, W, F. VanStone, J. A. Morton, Robert Allen, F. Buchan- an, A Tip:ing, R. Vanstone, C. P. Smith and H. E. Isard. HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS -Harry E. Ricker, Principal; G. R Smith, B. A.. Specialist in Mathematics; Mr. Ewing, Specialist in Classics; Miss White, Specialist in Moderns and History; Miss B E. Anderson, First Form, PUBLIC SCHOOL TEA.cHERS.-A. L. Posliff, Principal, Miss Brock, Miss Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Miss Ans- ley, Misa Barber and Miss Bentley, BOARD OF HEALTH. --Dr. A. J, (chairman), Wm.Fessant, Alex Porter, John F. Groves,Secretary; Dr. R. C. Redmond, Medical Health officer. Voice Culture and Violin Tuition. -- Mr. Peter Wilson will receive pupils in the above at his home, Catherine Street, opposite Public School grounds. Tuition in the evenings only. FARMERS and anyone having live stook or othte articles they wish to dispose of, should adver- tie° the same for sale in the TIMM. Our large oiroulation tells and a will be strange Indeed if you do not get n customer. We can't guarantee Mat you will sell because yen may ask more tor the article or stuck than it is worth. Send your advertisement to the Tubas and try thia plan of disposing of ronr t:tocile and other articles. OUTSIDE ADVERTISING Orders for the insertion of advertisements inch ns teachers wanted, business ohanoes, mechanics wanted, articles for sale, or in fact any kind of an advt. in any of the Toronto or other oity papers, may be left at the TIntE8 effiee. This work will receive prompt attention and will save people the trouble of remitting for and forwarding advertisements. Lowest rates will be quoted on application. Leave eend your next work of this kind to the TIMES OFFICE. Winghtim Wingham General Hospital (Under Government Inspection) Pleasantly situated. Beautifully fur- nished. Open to all regularly licensed physicians. RAPE'S FORrATIENTS-Which include board and nursing), $4.90 to $15. per week according to, location of room. For further information, ad- dress Miss L. Matthews. Superintendent Box 223, Wingham Ont. RAILWAY TIME TABLES. G RAD TRUNK RAILWAY SYSTEM VIA/88 Ltilt.V1 POD London 8.85 :tan- - 8.80p.m, reroute &Rest MOO a.m 8.45 am- - 2.80p.in. Kincardine...11.59 a.m... 2.3) p -m. 9.15 p.m Alettr•11 most Kincardine . a.ra .11.00 hart - 2.80 p.m. London . - 11.64 a.m 7.85 p.m Palmerston.. II 24 lam . Toronto le, aped "4_ 5,35 oar, W.3'. stIRGIta.NP rent, V".1,11Ihnm C &KAMAN PACIPIC RAILV7A - WBAri 000 Torcin•O and East. 6.40 a.so 5.05 am. Teeswater ...• 1 00 p.M „ 10.22 p.m. ARRIVI rims Teeswater... 11.05 p.m. Toronto spud Nast. 50 P.m....10.22 p.m. J. R.BEIIIMBR, Airent,WiuSham • OVEII SS YEARS' EXPERIENCD PATENTS TIlane MARKS DESIGNS Coormawra &c, Ataorieseeetne a Acton and deseelptIon may eatlekly ascertain our opinfon tree *nether an WNI einman probably petentoe a, Comica, tionestrlottronetlenttni. RANO 001(a:mon Patents sent free. 0160st agency for securing patents. redeem taken through Munn & Co. rotate onto; notice, without ober 0, MUM nada, lam a yaari postai. PrePaid. Sold bi- fir SCleillifie illeriCati. A jandtomely illustrated weekly„ Larsen ow. 5lat108 otoly Scietttito jOillillai. Tirol% for :wawa ars, NNti co 843°r Was* iii V 8•4°ItitkaY'himos. i NewlIg.rk ASTABIASPID 1812. THE %NOW TIMES. IS PUSLISHIIP EVE.RY THURSDAY MORNING -AT- The Tinos Office Stone Block, WING114lat ONTARIO, Ta Rad tiuttioteseTtos-41.t10 per httlAtMA in advanoe, 81,5910 not so paid. No paper discon- tinued till all mullet% ire paid, exospt at the option of the publisher AelBiCika6. i i ru:oast verjsameNa100upare 1n first insertion, 40 Per itns for *soh subsequent inAuedr,:elurliii.seceents 1 t local o Atm is are enarged 10o1, per this for drat Inertia' and 5 °ants per line for saolioneanueLt Inserilon. Advertisements of Igtrared, Parma lot. riot:: or to Rent, and similar, $1.09 fur ilrst three Weeks, and 26 cents for rack subsequent in. "rtoil Okow RATMS-Tbm followIng table sho..vs our rates for the insertion of advertisements for spoosiptiAeod:eriede :- 4710703a' 8460.4100°. •912,150°. it8U.tit OneColumn Half Column 40.00 25,00 16.00 6.0 QuarterColumn- 40,04 12.50 7.50 5.00 5.00 8.94 2.00 1.00 OnAedviLethisetnents withont speoilio directions will be Inserted till forbid end charged acoord• Ingly. Transient adverb:temente Jamet be paid for In advance. Tar Jon DIIPA/ITMIOUT kt stocked with an extensive assortment of all reqttlettes for Print* Ing, affording facilities not equalled in the countyfor turning out first olass work. Large type and appropriate outs for all styles of Post- ers, EWA Rills, eta., and the latest styles of choice fanoy type for the liner °lasses of :wint ing. 11. B. BLLIOTT, Proprietor and Publisher DRS. KENNEDY & CALDER Oerttnts-Corner Patrick and Centre Ste. PEONS8: Offices . 49 Residence, Dr. Kannada 143 Residence, Dr. Calder 161 Dr, Kennedy specializes in Surgery. D. Calder devotes spetrial attention to Dis eases of the Eye, Bar, Nose and Throat. Eyes thoroughly tested. Glasses • properly fitted, DR. ROBT. C. RBDMOND, td B.C., (ling L. 8.0. P. London. PHYS/OIAN and SURGEON. Moo. with Dr. Chisholm Da. H. J. ADAMS Late Member House Staff Toronto General Rospital. Post Graduate London and Dublin. Successor to Dr. T. FL Aglielf• Office Macdonald Bloch. w. R. Hambly, B.Sc., M.D., C.M. Wingham, Ontario. Special attention paid to disposer of women and children, having taken post graduate work in Eurgery, Barteriology and Scientific Medicine. Office In the Kerr residence, between the Queen's hotel and the Baptist Church. All business given careful attention. Phone 54, P. 0. Bort 118. Dr. J. R. Macdonald Wingham, Ont. Office -Stone Block, over the TIMES office. Dr. R. F. Parker, D.B.O.A., F.S.D. OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN Eye Specia/ist Food Scientist Acute and Chronic Diseases Treated. Glasses Scientifically? Fitted, Tuesday 11.30 a.m. to Wednesday 10.30 son., Main St. (over Christie's Store). J. A. FOX, D., C. GRADUATE CHIROPRACTOR Chiropractic is successful in such diffirart cases as insanity, Spilem, Asthma, Rheuma- tism, HOodaches, Constipation, Chronic Stool. Bch, Liver anti Bowel Tronble,Femate Trouble. Office in Knox house, back of Post Office. Entrance over Presbyterian Church Walk. 'Phone 191. Office hours : 2 to 5 pan., 7 p.m. ARTHUR J. IRWIN, D. D. S., L. S. Dootor of DentaiSurgety of the Pennsylvania D • lel College and Licentiate of the Royal er. lege of Dental Stirgeone of Ontario. Office odonald Meek, Wingham. Moe closed every Wednesday afternoon front Dlay let to Oct. 185. • Q H ROSS, D. /X L. D. 8.. Honor geed:tate of the Royal College of Dental Surgapne of Ontario and Honor gradtn ate of the Iriliversity of Toronto, Faculty of Dentistry. Office over H. E. Isar& & Oo's., store, Wing - ham, Ont. 0111es closed every WednesdaY afternoon from May 1st to Oct. let. W. J. Moon Veterinary Surgeon LATE GOVT. VET. INSP. Office of late Dr. Wilson Residence Winghant, Out Cor. Prances and Patrick Sts. office Phone170. Phone 182 110 VANsToriTil, BAERISTBS, BOLIOITOS, NT0 Privet/tend Company funds to loan M loweet rate of interest, mortgages, town and farm property bought and *old, 00101, fieaVer BiooJ, Wingbant r A. MOUTON, to BAMBIBPS14, ha. W'inithant, Ont, DUDLEY noLries Barrister, Solicitor, Etc. Office Meyer Dioek, Wiagiuma. • FACED A FOREIGN FLAG. A British Seaman'a Prank 'T'hat En- , raged the prazilians. The harbor of Ulu ,Itineiro Is IMO of the wonders of the world You enter 0 narrow atoll gm:rile:I by it towering eonicai mountain and diecov• er n glorious Intend sea surrounded OU every side by ntneipt and previtJl. tous atoutitaIns, ninny of them with 'he most fantastic outlines. I should Imagine, says/ the lion. Stenhen cow - ridge tu "Memories,Ills) t all tile tleotri, ,A the world might nnettor there itx :etfety• In the early seventies a couple or English bluejackets in search of ad- venture climbed to the top of the inoentale that gun rds the entrance, hauled after them :1 flagstaff end n unlou jack, set up the pole on the euintnit and 13 111'1111N) the ling to the b reoZe. The. astounded owl tialignent Dynan - taus a woRe one morning to tied nil elle') bunting flyilig over their territory froth Its most, conspicuous eminence. Protests were lodged 'rah the English tninister, W 110, vitt' the Minost po- iiteness, epologizeil fey the thoughtlese 080011 d. uf some entirely unhlioW 11 persons and gra vely told the Brazilian government Unit or course he would, Inc im possibfe objection to the prompt removal or the flag and pole - Tire emperor, flowerer, eould find no subject 111 all his wide empire who tvould volunteer to make the ascent to the summit of the mountain. which the people of Rio de Janeiro eonsider- ed unsati in in this embarrassing dilemma the Brezilian government determined to knool; over tbe staff by, shooting at it - The Brazilian fleet was ordered to shoot the offending pole off the top of the mmin hart. Either they could not triiin then guns to the required angle ot eleva ion or the target was too nar- row l'ol 1 successrui shot. At any rote. the English flag flying over the proud Brazilian eity remained. braving the battle and the breeze, till it rotted ft way "TENORS ARE QUEER .to Old Time Opera Stars as Seen by Clara Louise Kellogg. p "Thy Memoirs Of an American 1,1,nmi." by Clara Louise Het - 11, 1) hor of ber triumph as v toletta in "'previa ta." She argued I hat Vioietta would probably love mili- eus and exotic combinetions( so she dressed the part In it gown or rose pink and pale primrose yellow that seemed to be altogether enchanting. "Apropos of the Violetta gowns, L. sattg the part during one season with a tenor whose hands were always dirty. I found the back of rny pretty frocks becoming grimier and grit:131er nd grmIsier and greasier, and. as 1 provided tny own gowns and bad to be economienl, I finally came to the con- clusion that I could not and would not nfl'ord such wholesale and continua ruin So I sent my eoinpliments to monsieur and asked him please to be extra careful nuct particular about trashing his hands before the perform - mice, as my dress was very light and, delicate, et('.-gulte a polite message considering the subjeet Politeness, however, was entirely wasted On him. linch came the cheery and nonchalant reply: " 'All right Ten her to send me some soap.' ."I sent it, and 1 supplied him Witb. soap foi the rest of the sensor'. This was cheaper than buying new clothes. "'Penors tire Queer creatures. Most of them have their eveentrielties, and the soprano Is lueky If these are In- nocuons peettlInrities, 1 used to find it In nty heart, fur instance, to wish that they did not have suet' queer theoriea 118 to What SOtt Of food wIlS good tor tlie voice. Many or them affected gar - tic. StigeIII usually exhated an 'truffle of lager beer, while the good Mazaoletit Inv:101110 ate limn oile 10 two ;Amu& Or cheese the day lie was to sing He said It strengthened his voipe Mid been long enough in this entintry to become pnrtly nierictinIzed, so- he never smelled ot unything in pardon, tar " Thoughtful Quail. The tourist who was atixtons for g111114' 011001 11 WC.SttVrt TVgaS fintt.t. pa used and looked ;MOM!. Then he nitproneheil the desk end ad- dressed the proprietor 111:: 1,-(1% t.??: quail about thh is neigbor- "Quail:" eehoeci the proprietor, with 111 Indulgent smile, have beeonie so numerous around here thnt they two a nuisance. The cook complains that she ean't throw a piece of toast utit or the kitchen window but four or tive fat quails fight to see which one shall get on It."---_1_,Ip_plet,oLtLs_. Sharpening a Pocketknife. Cutlers have certain rules for sharp- ening razors, pocketknives, etc. A. razor," tald One of the craft, "must be laid flat on the hone, because it is hol- low ground and requirea a tine edge. But n pocketknire rognires a etiff edge. and the moment you itty it tlat on 41 stone, so as to touch the polished side, you Injure the edge. It must be held at an angle Of twenty to twenty -flee de- grees and have an edge similar to a chisel." 8kill. SOO la golf enthusluuti--you must ac- knowledge, father, that It requires a great deal ef skill to drive tt ball a hundred yards- Old Parmer-Shtleksi It don't require half tis much akin us It does to drive a Pfg fifty feet.-Bos- ttti Tra nscript. Very Proper. a swat ,- fie Always alto at his work. 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