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Lucknow Sentinel, 2009-05-13, Page 5Lucknow Sentinel, Wednesday, May 13, 2009 - Page 5 Learning to help out around the house is good and practical for any spouse A year ago my wife decided to have the veins done in her legs. My Wife: "Honey, I want to get my legs stripped." Me: "YESSS! DADDY SCORES!" My Wife: "You know I'm referring to. a surgical procedure, right? Me: "Of course.'.' Now, to be honest, I didn't care if she got her legs stripped or not because, to me, she's a total hottie either way. At least, I didn't care up until three days ago when, out of nowhere, she told me that SOME- ONE. would have to look after the kids while SHE was recuperating. AND THEN SHE LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME! Of course, being a helpful kind of guy, I was thinking that she wanted me to start looking for a babysitter, so I started dialing her mother. My Wife: "Nice try. The kids will be just fine spend- ing time with their father. Me: "What's his number?" MyWife: "Look, buddy, you might as well accept the fact that you'll be watching all three of our children for at least a couple of days while my legs are healing." Me: "We have THREE now?" My Wife: "Trust me. If we didn't, I wouldn't be need- ing. surgery." Two days before the surgery, my friend Peggy sat me down and gave me the benefit of her wisdom. Peggy: Remember that your wife will be some and you need to CARE for her." Me: "CAS for heir? How am I going to do that when I've got three kids running around?" Peggy: "Mark, when you, tale care of the kids, you ARE caring for her." Me: "Huh?" Peggy: "And when you clean the house for her, you ARE caring for her." Me: "Huh?" Peggy: "And when you get up in the middle of the night with the baby and feed him his bottle until four in the morning and hold him until he's done screaming, you ARE caring for her." Me: "Whatever." Peggy: "Trust me, boy. If you .want her to care for you when she's better, you'd better care for her now." Needless to say, once I found my motivation, I dug in and worked my tail . y " off. A lot of good came of it, too. Not only did I impress my wife with my (not so) selfless devotion, I learned a few things along the way 1. Feeding strawberries and grapes to the baby is just a really bddidea. 2. It's like, MAN, there is always something to be . done around this place! 3. I CAN hear the kids in the middle of the night, if I try. 4. There truly is a limit to how many traces you can eat Kraft Muter. 5. Changing the baby's wet diaper BORE he poops is not being impractical.. • 6. At the end of the day, you really CAN be too ted for. anything. Get well soon, honey. Please, get well soon. Mark . Trice is our nationaliy columnist. hist. Trinity United Church celebrating 1 Trinity United Church in Ashfield Township is cel- ebrating its 140th anniversary on Sunday, May 24 with guest speaker Pastor Gordon Alton of Erb Street Mennonite Church in Kitchener. Gordon is a former Ashfield resident. The life of this church community dates back to 1848, when settlers came in to the Belfast area of Ashfield Township. The Alton and the Hackett fami- ly's were among the early pioneers who settled at the time. The homes originally built in the area were used for the first services. ` One of the first projects was to build a log school house where Trinity church stands today. In 1868 -1869 the first Hackett's churchwas built, replacing the school house. However, before the church . was built there was a small graveyard beside the log school house. In 1901 the present church was started and com- pleted in 1902. The church is 107 years old and the land on which the church was built was donated by Alexander Hackett. On March 28, 1969 a congregational meeting was voted on that the Hackett's church have its name changed to Trinity due to an amalgamation of con-. gregations. Special music will be played by past members and after the service everyone will be ; invited over to Brookside Public School for lunch and. to reminisce the past. Grey Bruce Health Unit expanding free dental care The Grey Bruce Health Unit is expanding free dental services to children in families unable to cover the cost of treatment. The Children in Need of Treatment (C1NOT) program previously offered dental treatment to families with chil- dren up to age 14. The Ministry of Health Promotion is expanding the program to include children up to age 17. Public Health dental hygienists visit every elementary school in they Bruce and screen students in every other grade. High school students are now also able to see a hygienist by making appointments to receive oral screening and assessment. For children not attending high school, parents can call Public Health for screening and referral services. To access the CINOT program, Public Health dental staff must examine the child and identify dktal disease. For families that qualify, Public Health will cover the cost of the required dental treatment. Currently, the mandate of Public Health can only pro- vide dental health services for children from 0-17 years old. For more information about dental programs, call Public Health at 519-376-9420 or 1-800-263-3456 or visit our website at www.publitchealthgreybruce.on.ca. Photo by Garin :Reid Darren de Boer was recently chosen as one of the winners of the Friends and Neighbours (FAN) club Sunflower Fun Project pic- ture' contest. Darren is seen here with Grey Bruce Fan Club coordinator Jackie Ralph accepting his girt, sporting the win- ning photo he took. 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