HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 2009-04-22, Page 25Lucknow Sentinel, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 - Page 5
Staying out in the sun on the summer
holidays is a thing of the past for kids
These days we look atsunburns differently than
our parents did. Back in 1975, the prevailing
thought in the Thrice household was: Pale is bad.
Sun is good. Lots of sun is lots of good.
This played out every summer when we took
our trailer to Kettle Point Trailer Park. The
schedule went like this:
{ 9 am -Stay oust of the way as parents finish
packing trailer. Amuse ourselves by watching
two adults try to pack six people's luggage into
one trailer through the world's smallest door.
9:45 am -Ail six -of us . pile into the front
seat of the pick-up truck for the thirty-
minute drive to. she lake. We spend
some of that time wondering what "seat
belts" are for.
9:53am-Discover that my brother Todd should
NOT have been allowed to -eat eggs this morning.
10:39am-Arrive at Kettle Point Trailer Park.
11 am -Stay out of the way as parents finish sit-
ting up campsite. "Go to the playground witli your
Tonka toys. I'll call you when it's time to eat," my
mom would instruct us. "But it's hot!" we'd com- °
plain. "You'll be okay. A little color won't kill
you." So off we'd go to the unsupervised, unshad-
ed rl i yground to play until six o'clock that night,
unprotected by sun screen.
6:05 pm -Return for supper. Discover that the
Crayola category for the color of my skin is called
"Boiled Lobster."
8:55 pm-Noxema Bathi
9 pm -Try to levitate my body so that I don't
have to touch anything asI sleep. Even my breath
hurts ,my skin.
1 am -Throw up. Twice.
7 am -Start the cycle over again. Mother assures
me there is no need for sun screen because,
"You've already got a good base tan." What
she really meant was, "You are already bast-
ing.".
Today, no one is allowedto be 'n the' sun.
Instead, we pay to have our skin painted
brown. This is much easier oprour flesh
but more time consuming, especially_
since you have to have a primer plus.
three coats to make a nice, even
color. And if you cannot .afford to
have ALL of your skin painted
rown, you can (as most people under
thirty do) pay to get ` the latest slang/logo/song
lyric festooned across your body/forehead.
Unfortunately, l'm stuck. I'm too pale to ignore
the sun, but too cheap to pay for anything artificial
and too scared to get something permanent that is
guaranteed, at some point, to :droop. My only
choice is tanning "old school."
This meant that on the first sunny day of spring,
T started to assemble our trampoline and invari-
ably decided to take off my shirt, subjecting
everyone in the neighbourhood to Nature's winter
project on my body. ("Add more hair.") By late
afternoon, I had rurally gotten the color ` I was
looking for.
Crayola would call it Gorilla Lobster.
Mark Thrice is our nationally syndicated humor
cohnimist. And he's : sveldt.
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REACH staff excited
Photo by Gait :Reid
The Senior ARipley their : wolves held end of the year banquet
on Friday,Apr�i! 17, where they handed out their ..Taldnng
the award for best an was Chad Colling.The award Was
presented by head coach Hugh Nichol
The Regional Equine and Agricultural Centre of
Huron (REACH) staff is pleased to advise that final
touches are now being applied to the REACH facili-
ty, and they are looking forward to .roving into their
offices in early May.
The Centre, located in Clinton ; includes an
olympic-steed indoor arena, warm-up arena, two
oversized outdoor show rings, facilities for show sta-
bling and RV parking, and is also home to a full edu-
cational facility with classrooms, dorm rooms and a
community kitchen.
"Things have'moved along quite quickly since our
sod turning in July last year," said Melanie Prosser,
. REACH's director of pro am= services. "We're
pleased to say that the arena mplex and education
facilities are now almost com te. Both the staff and
school horses are scheduled to move into the centre
in the beginning of May."
Regarded as the host site for numerous education-
al and. -recreational opportunities,; Prosser feels that
the development ` of REACH will have a major
impaction Ontario's economy in direct support of the
equine, agricultural, and agri-tourism industries.
"We have several clinics, conferences, and shows
already being planned for this year, including major
clinicians, horse breed and sport associations, and
the agricultural sector," said Ptosser. "We strongly
suggest people contact us, directly or, visit our web
site, as we are; constantly updating our program
schedule with new events from week -to -week."
The Regional Equine & Agricultural Centre of
Huron (REACH) is a non-profit , Municipal
Corporation functioning arra "motel for education"
offering innovative : programming, as well as recre-
ational activities to support the equine, agricultural
and other industries.
Child car seat installation important for safety
Did you know that a properly installed car seat or
booster seat reduces thee)adds of your child being injured
or killed in a collision by 75 per cent? The two most
common car seat errors are not tightening the harness
straps or the seat belt enough.
In Huron County, 80 per cent of car seats are not prop-
erly installed or used correctly. Public Health Nurse
Jos& Cayer says mistakes include moving the child to a
forward -facing position too early. It is recommended
that children face the rear of the vehiele until they are
over a year old and between 22 to 30.lbs (10 to 1351%).
If possible, the child should be kept rear -facing longer by
using a convertible seat with a higher weight and height
limit. When using a car seat or booster seat, the restraint
must match the child's weight and age.
The car seat clinic is part of Ontario's Spring Seat Belt
campaign and is being sponsored by Eric Campbell Ford
Lincoln, The Co-operators Exeter, Huron County Health
Unit; Ontario Ministry of Transportation and Bruce
Power.
Trained inspectors will check your car seats for prop-
er installation and recalls. They can explain how you can
make children as safe as possible in a -car collision.
Participants are asked to bring their ;car seat instruc-
tions and vehicle owner's manual. They will be provid-
ed with information'on child safety, arid be eligible fora
draw for a booster seat.
Tether bolts will be installed free of charge by a tech-
nician on Ford products only.
There will also be refreshments and a supervised chil-
dren's play area:
If you have questions about car seat safety, call the
Huron County Health Unit's Car Seat Help Line at
519-482-3416 (toll-free 1-877-837-6143).
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