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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 2009-01-14, Page 5• • 1 Lucknow Sentinel, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - Page 5 Sleep, not to be taken for granted No one appreciates sleep until they have kids / who won't let them get any. Once you're a parent, you take every chance you get for 'a full night of shut eye. My Wife: "Good night honey! Sweet dreams!" Me: "You too, .honey! Sweet dreams!" I'm swimming in the crystal clear waters of Bermuda. Thousands of colorful fish dart to and fro as the sun sparkles through the depths. In the distance I see a Tiger Shark slowly approaching. It looks angry and I hear it growl: "Rrrraaarrrgh." As the distance between us fades, its warnings grow louder and more menacing: "RRRAAARRRGGGZZZ!" I'm climbing that sway in the wind and moan. I've been scram- bling through the dense bush for hours and am about to collapse in exhaustion. The prowling beast spots me and takes up the pursuit again. It's a back hoe! An angry back hoe with no muffler. I must have hurt one of its young... BBBBRRRRRMMM! It crashes through the. underbrush. B B B B R- RRRZZZZZGGGNNNK! It chews up saplings and spews them at me.. As I run, branches hit me across my back, legs and head, slowing me down. The back hoe lunges behind me in a des- perate effort to grab me. It misses, but whips my clothes off, leaving me to freeze. It raises its : head in triumph and; laughs as I shiver. "GGGRRRRNNNKKK!" With one last kick, it leaves me covered in goose - bumps.` ., Cold. So darned cold. Me: "Huh? Honey? Honey! HONEY: You stole ail the blankets." My Wife: "zzzzzmph?" Me: (Sigh) "Never mind. I'm couch." The next day comes way too early for. me. Me: "How was your sleep?" My Wife: "It was great! I must have dreamt all night. You can count on a good. night's sleep when it's full of dreams!" Me. "I'm : not so sure of that.. Mark Thrice is a nationally syndicated humor. columnist and the awardwinning author of Halfway To :Crazy.. desperately for the surface when I suddenly remember that Tiger Sharks probably don't growl... Me: "Honey, you're snoring again." .� My Wife: "Hmmm? Oh, sorry." And back into blissful slumber I slip.. I'm walking through my beautiful new house. Through the bay window I can see the bay. From the sub -basement, I hear the contractor finishing up the trim with the chain saw. Suddenlyhe's coming up the.. stairs and he's chasing me"ZZZZZR- RRRAANNNGGGG!" Running! Running! He backs me into a corner, raises his weapon above his head-RRRNNNNGGGZZZRRRN_ NNG GG-- and. kicks me in th e shin. Kick. Kick. Kick. Me "OW! . Honey, you're rolling all around AND you're snoring!" My Wife: "Mmxnm' Srrryyyzzzzz " I'm in the forest surrounded by : ; tali, da trees • ny aciuev $+Y RACHEL SANDERSON Kincardine News Staff In 2008, Huron -Kinloss mayor Mitch Twolan said, therewere many achievements and items to look forward to i,tr 2009. "To look k ahead lthink we'll see the same build- ing -type construction and who .knows maybe some surprises," Twolan said.' The big thing for 2008 was .the status of the econ- omy, : not only for the township but - also the province. "There were a lot of people who lost their jobs,"said Twolan. "Agriculture had a lot of ups and downs this year." One of the biggest items on the . agenda for 2008 happened quite recently with developer David Brown unveiling his plans for the town of Ripley, with the multi-million dollar `Ripley Square' idea. The year 2008 was another good year for building permits, which Twolan said is positive. It means people are still moving and building in the township. The construction of Ripley's Lewis Park is almost finished as well as the streetsca - ro am . P� P �' Mother nature caused a halt to the ` Wishing of those projects, Twolan \added. Ripley saw 'its new fire truck, in 2008.- "There 008:"There is an item that's now taken off the books," added 'Nolan. The grant from the provincial government for about $450,000 provided a much boost for projects in �trt�cttire � 2008, said TWolan. A low point of the year was the Lucknow Y clos- ing its doors. Twolan said a big suc- cess this year in Lucknow was the newly renovated Lucknow Library and the Lucknow Reunion. The history book also came out around the same time as the reunion. The water supply, land- fill site and the basic infra- structure are all in good shape for the upcoming year. The year 2008. also. saw the International Plowing Match take place in Teeswater, which is only a_ few kilometres away. "It's unbelievable.:. there were a lot of volun- teers... hats off to all the volunteers," said 'Nolan. There were all kinds of events in .2008 that required an immense amount of volunteers and they had them. The Kinsmen Club is organizing the first out- doorCCountry Music event in Lucknow in, 2009. "Obviously every year you are going to have your issues," said Twolan. "It's part of running a multi- million dollar organiza- tion, every municipality has to deal with them." In January, Huron - Kinloss goes through the capital forecast for the year ahead. "This year is going to be Mayor Mitch 7wolan interesting deliberating the budget," said Twolan. "To see where we are for new assessment and where we're at financial- ly." Looking back, Tyvolan said, this year we diad a successful algae clean=up program. He anticipates a similar growth to last year in regard to construction. "I think we're going to be okay,., but not everyone," added Twolan. "We're in good financial shape." .. 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