The Exeter Advocate, 1924-8-14, Page 3The Captain's Book of
Etiquette.
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The old sea captain and his, mates
were sticklers for, form. In fact, eti-
kay," as they called it, had become a
mania with them. After dinner when
the cloth was cleared, writes . Sir
Henry Robinson in Memories, Wise
and Otherwise, the captain often
would send for the mates and the en-
gineer and as we sat round the table
profound bard eases on points of eti-
quette'• ,,
He used for his guide and mentor
an amazing eld tattered book that I
sometimes think must have been In-
tended to be oomic, because it pre-
supposed such utterly absurd situa-
tions. For example, if you were on
'top of au omnibus and saw a duchess
n the street you could not with pro-
priety wave your umbrella at her, no
matter how well you knew her. An-
other thing: when dining with strang-
ers you must not ask the butler for a
toothpick at soup. There wore many
such "hard cases."
The captain used to rule a• street of
paper and put all our names down and
award marks in accordance with our re-
plies to the queries put. There was
one that made•such an impression on
me that I made a penciil note of it, and
I remember it to this day. We were
all sitting round the table; the paper
was ruled, and the captain began:
"Now, Mackay, we'll take you first.
If you was walking in a field with a
young lady with 'oom you was but
slightly acquainted, and she was to
sit down on the grass, what should
ou do?"
Mackay paused to try and imagine
what his, feelings and intentions. would
be in such a case and then replied,
"I'd offer to git her a chair."
"Um, ah!" said the skipper. "Not
bad, but you might 'ave to walk a
couple of miles to get one, and it
wouldn't look shipshape for an officer
{ of one of Her Majesty's finest cruisers
to be walking about the countryside
luggin' a chair after him. However,
it's a. thoughtful -like thing, and I'll
give you five marks. Now, Mr. Tre-
lawney, what do you say?"
"Well," said Trelawney, "I'd argify
with, her agin it, and if words wouldn't
move her I'd take off my coat and give
it to her to sit on."
The captain thought deeply. "Well,
I don't think that's the answer, but it
would be a delicate kind of thing to
d I it give you seven. Now, Mr.
Lyons;. you're next."
"I'd ax the young lady for to get up
and run me a race," said the plump
little second mate.
"Go on!" said the skipper. "How
could you expect a lady with 'Com you
were but slightly acquainted to start
runnin' races with a pat -bellied little
bloke like you?"
Then after we had all offered our
solutions to the hard case the skipper
consulted the key at the end of the
book and announced what the cannon's
of refined society ordained as the duty
of the male escort if a lady of high
degree decided suddenly to sit down
on the grass'. " 'The gentleman,' "
read the skipper, " 'must remain
standing till the lady axes him far to
sit down."
"Of course, of course," said the
mate; "foolswe were not to have seen
it."
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Gibraltar's Height.
The rock of Gibraltar is more than
1,400 feet high.
Every motoring party likes to
choose a naturally beautiful spot for
the roadside picnic, but, if • the place is
littered with broken bottles, tin cans,
newspapers and a discarded tire or
two, the beauty is spoiled. The first
rule for picnic parties is to leave the
grounds, not as they found them, but
as they would. like• to find them.
• The above photograph shows the presentation of colors to the Mohawk
Company of the Brantford Girl Guides, the only company of Imdian guides
in Canada.
PEOPLE "ALL NERVES"
What to Do if You Find Yourself
in This Condition,
The sort of thing that specialists
speak of as nervous debility is the
run-down condition caused by over-
work, household care or worries. The
sufferers find themselves tired, mo-
rose, low-spirited and unable to keep
their minds on anything. Any sudden
noise startles and sets the heart pal-
pitating violently. They are full of
groundless fears, and do not sleep
well at night. The hands tremble and
the legs feel as if they would give
way, following a walk or any exertion.
The whole condition of such people
may be described as pitiable.
Doctoring the nerves with poison-
ous sedatives is a terrible mistake.
The only real nerve tonic is a good
supply of new rich blood. Therefore I
the treatment for nervousness and
ams' Pink •
run -gown penin is ur.
Pills, which promptly build up and 1
enrich the blood. The revived appe-•
tite, the strong nerves, improved
spirits and new strength which comes
after a course of these pills will de -1
light every sufferer.
You can get these pills from any ;
medicine dealer or by mail at 50c a
box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
Cruel.
She—"Sweetheart, would you die
for me?"
He—"It wouldn't do you any good --
I'm not insured."
Autos increase In Palestine.
Motor traffic, insignificant in Pales-
tine before the war, is to -day more
developed than In most European coun-
tries, dub to the system of excellent
roads constructed by the British gov-
ernment and the Palestine Founda-
tion
oundation Fund, according to a report from
Jerusalem made public by Samuel Un-
termyer, president of the fund, which
receives most of its of,
support
from American Jews.
M
The world has an estimated stock
of forty-two tons of diamonds.
M(nard's Liniment for Rheumatism.
Surnames and Their Origin
LINCOLN.
Racial Origin—English.
Source—A locality.
!IP"' �`""-i The origin of the family name of
Lincoln is simple. It comes from the
town of the same name in England.
Like all surnames of the same classi-
fication it was- originally descriptive
of the bearer's place of residence, or
rather his former place •af residence.
In that period of the middle ages when
populations began to increase rapidly.
the supply of given names• was over-
taxed. The first result of this was the
tendency among parents- to give their
offspriing new variations of given
names, made up often by the addition
of diminutives' added to the name or a
single syllable of the name. Even
this, however, was not enough, when
communication between various conn.
munities became more common and
men moved mare from place to place.
It became quite usual to speak of thiia.
that or the other Roger or John or Ivo
by reference to the place from which
he had come. Thus the name of Lin-
coln was originally preceded by "de,"
indicating 'b1 Lincoln" or "from Lin-
coln.".•
The place name itself is a relic of
pre -Saxon days, being a compound of
"lin" and "coin," signifying in the
ancient British tongue, a lake. 'on a
bill. The Welsh is "Ilyn," the •Corn-
�eh " lya" anti the Gaelic "limas."
ASQUITH.
Variation—Hesketh.
Racial OrIgin—English.
Source—A given name.
Here is a family name, widely known
if not widely borne, which would be a
good bit of a puzzle were It not pos-
sible to trace it back, step by step,.
through the centuries, to a source in
an old Anglo-Saxon given name.
• Wills With Strings.
In a will recently probated in Eng-
land the testator, who was a teetotal-
ler, left his house to a relative 011 con-
dition that not only should no spirit-
uous liquor be drunk by the legatee,
but that none should, ever be con-
sumed in the house.
This will recalls that of the late Mr.
Richard Cory, who left over half a
million, and provided in his will that
fro person should benefit under it un-
less he or she remained a total ab-
stainer. He also directed that no per-
son should have any of his money
who adopted the Roman Catholic faith.
Novelists are fond of a plot in which
a will lays down that the inheritor
must marry within, a certain period.
Such wills are rare in real life; but
a lir. Nelson Roe, an Irishman, on his
death, left his brother three farms
and $30,000 on condition that he mar-
ried within six months. The brother
lost no time in fulfilling the necessary
•
The late Sir J. Blundell Maple left
a great fortune to his daughter on con-
dition that she spent at least 240 days
out o1 each year in England. An ap-
peal against the condition went
against the lady.
Conditions made by testators are
not, however, always good in law. A
man left his sister $20,000 on condi-
tiain that she never married, but a
year or so later, when she went to the
Courts about the matter, the judge
granted her relief.
In another case a man left a large
fortune to a nephew, with the stipula-
tion that his—the uncle's—body was
to be handed over to a hospital. Other-
wise the money was to go to the hos-
pital.
It appears that, in English law, a
subject cannot legally bequeath his or
her body for scientific purposes, so in
this case the nephew was not obliged
to carry out the unpleasant condition.
An American left $300,000 to his
wife, with the stipulation that she
should forfeit every penny of she ap-'
peared in any public place unveiled, or
even smiled at a man. These ridicul- I
ous conditions were held to be tyran-
nous, and the widow was set free from
them by the Courts.
So,
too, in the case of the London
stockbroker, who left his son a huge
fortune on condition that he never
visited or saw his mother.
But not everyone is so fortunate.
Some apparently strange wills have'
been held good in law.
The oddest will of recent years was
that of the Indian merchant, Mr.I
Charles Wallace, who left $1,250,000
to his son, but only on condition that
he obtained a baronetcy. The son at-
tempted to obtain relief, but the Court
decided against him.
Would Be Pleased Indeed.
Bum Composer—"Would you like to
This latter is ane of those which hear my last song?"
have entirely disappeared in the The-Grouch—"It would give me
course of the development in nomen- genuine: pleasure my dear sir"
clature which followed the Norman in-
vasion and the language changes of
more modern times. And it might be
remarked here that the number of An-
glia Saxon given names which have
disappeared completely le far greater
than those which are still in use to-
day.
In this case the name was "Hes-
mirth." It probably suffered a loss in
the periost immediately following the
Norman invasion. Never$heless•, the
old names were retained to a certain
extent among the subdued Anglo-
Saxons, probably the greatest number
of them disappearing in the latter
period of amalgamation than the ear-
lier one of subjugation. But the name
had not entirely disappeared at the
time family names began to form, and
it is first traceable as "Hescuith's- j
ing time might be pardoned if they'd
only kill their own; but they murder
yours and -nine=kil'1 our moments as
they shine, butcher minutes which are
rightly ours alone. Which is why I
say in rhyme that the men whp will
our time should be banished to an
island in the sea, where, among the
leafy,bow'rs, they can kill a string of
hours and not have a chance to bother
you and me.—Walt Mason.
"Lofty," the world's tallest man, is
9 ft. IPA ins. in height, and has smok-
ed ever since he was a .boy: He is 23'
years of age, and his real name is
Jan van Albert.
son," Ease of pronunciation first' A deaf and dumb person who is
caused the dropping of theiending and fairly expert at the finger language
then the changes in spelling to the can speak about forty-three words a
two modern forms. minute.
If the King Calls.
ordinary society, should one per-
son call upon another, It is the rule to
return that visit within a certain
period. But should Royalty do the
subject the honor of a visit, the, rule
Is altered, says an English magazine -
'Unless specially requested to do so,
you do not return the call.
The late Mr. Stead once described
a 'call he made on the late Czar of
Russia, and related how, after a long
chat, he felt he was tiring the Czar,
so politely took his leave. This, of
course, was quite against established
etiquette. It is always the Royal host
who on, such occasions, dismisses the
visitor.
King George has made himself one
with his people. Sailor -like, he dis-
likes an excess • of ceremony, and
many rules which were in force in
previous reigns he has relaxed. For
instance, in Queen Victoria's time,
when anyone was presented to her, he
or she kissed her hand. Po -day both
the King and the Queen shake hands
like anyone else.
But it is still the custom, when the
King dines, that he is helped befre
anyone else, and that both he and the
Queen have their special footmen to
serve `them at all meals.
In the old, days the monarch's pre-
cedure put him even in front of wo-
men. It was King Edward who alter -
ed this. In entering a carriage or car
he always stood aside to help in the
Queen or other ladies.
You should still be careful, when in
Royalty's presence, not to turn your
back upon them, and equally so not to
sit down, unless invited to do so. The
Queen herself has rather a custom of
standing, and some of bier ladies are
said to find this habit of hers a little
trying at times.
BABY'S GREAT DANGER
DUIllXO IIOT WEATHER
More Ilttle ones die during the hot
weather than at any other time of the
year. Diarrhoea, dysentry, cholera
infantum and stomach troubles came
without warning, and when a medicine
is not at hand to give promptly the
short delay too frequently moans that
the child has passed beyond aid.
Baby's Own Tablets should always be
kept in the house where there are
young children. An occasional dose
of the Tablets will prevent stomach
and bowel troubles, or if the trouble
comes suddenly the prompt use of the
Tablets will relieve the baby. The
Tablets are sold by medicine dealers
or by mail at 25 cents a box from The
Dr. Williams? Medicine Co., Brock-
vilie, Ont.
A Dinner Jacket in the
Jungle.
Discussing the influendes that make
the character of a man, Mr. Raymond
Blathwayt in the Tapestry of Life
gives credit to the English public
schools or inculcating in the youth of
the land the spirit that build the Bri-
tish Empire. Such slogans as "Go it,
Eton!" "Well done, Rugby!"—which
once gave the thrill of a great deter-
mination never to quit whatever the
odds—have, he believes, carried the
English into far places. As a good ea;
ample" of that dogged spirit he tells
this story:
I was once traveling through a vast
forest in India when I came upon a
lonely bungalow far rom the haunts
of men. A young Englishman came
forward to meet me and insisted ea my
stopping over as his guest for a day
or ° two.. I gladly accepted, for the
heat was terrific, and a great storm
was caming up over the mountains.
But despite the fact that the ther-
mometer marked one hundred and
twelve degrees in the shade and that
my host was trembling with fever and
ague he insisted on putting on a stiff
white shirt and a dinner jacket! No
one who has not experienced it has
any conception what the discomfort
of such a costume means in the plains
of India in the height of the hot sea-
son. I commented on it with a good
deal of astonishment.
"Well,". he replied, "I daresay it
does strike you as rather odd. I
haven't seen a white woman for two
years•, and I am always alone here,
but I feel it keeps me in touch with
the cid country, and it helps to keep
me .decent and from becoming a slack-
er."
As I looked at the poor young fel-
low—he was only twenty-five years
old—and gazed eadly upon his thin,
white face and noticed how now and
again the dreadful fever and ague
took hold of him and shook him until
his teeth wattled I could not but re-
flect upon the magnificent dominance
of that undying sixth -form. spirit:
"Play up, play up, and play the game!"
Minard's Liniment Relieves Pain.
June brides may be interested in
the account of a recent wedding in a
smalltown in Roumania. Ten thou-
sand•
people appeared as guests and
brought presents that' filled three,
large rooms. The ceremonies lasted
a ,week, and the guests consumed
thirty-two oxen, two hundred' and ten
sheep, one hundred and sixty calves,
twenty-one hundred geese and three
theusand chickens. The bride was the
daughter of a famous rabbi.
Avoid loss when sending money by
mail. Use Dominion Express Money
Orders -the safe, convenient, inexpen-
sive way.
. I.
It isn't your position, but your dis-
position, that makes you happy or
unhappy.—Exchange.
COFFEE plan. a people»
Pure! No chicory or any adulterant in
this choice coffee C-2
Seventeen -Year -Old Youth
is 7 Feet 4 Inches.
Gunnar Edwin Johnson, seventeen
years of age, who expects to be a great
help to his mother when he grows up,
wriggled out of a passenger coach at
the Canadian Pacific station the
other day and breathed a sigh of relief
as he stretched his kuees again.
Gunnar is from Maryfield, Sas+ka.tche-
wan. He is just seven feet four
inches tall and is still growing.
He has no use at all for train jour-
neys,
ourneys, because he has to tie himself in-
to knots in the seats, and sleep is out
of the question.
The young skyscraper was barn at
Maryfield and has worked on a farm
and in a garage there throughout his
life. The trip to Winnipeg is in the
nature of a holiday. He is visiting
C. H. Olson.
The lad is of Icelandic parentage.
His father and mother, Mr. and Mra.
J. K. Johnson, are of normal height,
his father being 5 feet 11 inches and
his mother 5 feet 6 inches.
Early in his life young Johnson
showed rapid growth. At five years of
age he could just walk under his
father's outstretched arm. At seven
he was his dad's equal in altitude.
"I've never been sick a day in my
life," he said recently, "and I want
now to take up some gymnastic train-
ing; I've never had a chance to do
that yet, and I think a boy should de-
velop himself while he's growing,"
The gigantic youth does not drink,
smoke or chew. He passed his high
school entrance examinations two
years ago, having attended the coun-
try school at Bardal, Saskatchewan.
He Ls an able motor mechanic. His
strength is proportionate to his size.
Despite his size the boy has not a
large appetite. He eats very little
more than the average man. He
wears a No. 20 shoe.
Hereditary traits may have some-
thing to do with hie abnormal develop-
ment, for his grandfather, he said, was
more than seven feet tall. At present
Gunnar weighs 245 pounds and his
reach—from fingertip to fingertip—is
seven feet four inches, exactly equal
to his height.
Cane Juice Heavy.
The sugar cane juice, constituting
about 80 per cent. of the weight of the
cane, says "Nature Magazine," is
clarified by the addition of lime.
The hairspring of a watch weighs
but one -twentieth of a grain per inch.
One mile of such wire would weigh
less than half a pound.
Say "Bayer Aspirin"
INSIST! Unless you see the
"Bayer Cross" on tablets you
are not getting the genuine
Bayer Aspirin proved safe by
millions and prescribed by phy-
sicians for 24 years.
S Accept only a
Bayer aekage
which contains proven directions
Handy 'Bayer"::boxes of 12 tabletd
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists
Aspirin is the trade mark (registered in
Canada) of Bayer Manufacture of - Mono-
acaticacideeter of Saticyncacld
improve Your
Appearance
More Phosphate if you want your
complexion to clear, eyes to brighten,
and skin to become soft and smooth.
Thin, • nerve -exhausted people grow
strong on Bitro-Phosphate and drug-
gists guarantee it. Price $1 per pkge.
Arrow Chemical Co., 25 Front St. East,
Toronto, Ont.
Save Your Hair!
Rub the scalp with Minard's.
It removes dandruff and stops
the hair from falling out.
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To the Judge.
Friend of my earliest youth,
Can't you arrange to come down
And visit a fellow out here in the
Woods—
Out of the dust of the town?
Can't you forget you'rre a judge,
And put by your dolorous frown,
And tan your wan face in the smile
of a friend—
Can't you arrange to come down?
-Can't you forget for a while,
The arguments prosy and dreav--
To lean at full length in indefinite
rest,
In the lap of :the greenery here?
Can't you kick over the Bench,
And husk yourself out of your
gown,
To dangle your legs where the fishing
Is good,
'Can't you arrange to came down?
"Judge it" out here, If you will—
The birds are in session by dawn,
You can draw, not complaints, but a
sketch o1 the hill
And a breath that your betters have
drawn;
You can open your heart, like a case,
To a jury of kine, white and brown,
And their verdict of "Moo" will just
satisfy you—
Can't you arrange to come down?
—Jas. Whitcomb Riley.
I would make every girl salute the
cradle.—The Bishop of Exeter.
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Port Mann, B. C.—"I took Lydia E.
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for two years with
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nothing did me any
real good. While I
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ington I was recom-
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Keene, N. H. — "I was weak and run-
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72 Carpenter Street, Keene, N.H.
Sick and ailing women everywhere
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ISSUE No. 32—'24.'