Huron Expositor, 2007-01-17, Page 6Page 6 January 17, 2007 • The Huron Expositor
Opinion
Strategies go horribly
wrong in game of Risk
From Page 4
Iceland.
And then the red army took over
Africa, before entering South
America, again, before I could ever
get there, since I was still fighting
Central America.
Before I knew it, all I could see
on the board was red, with only
two little pockets of blue remain-
ing in North America and
Australia.
It was clear at this point I had
two options. Admit defeat and put
away the game before things got
ugly, or drag my pride off the floor,
dust it off, and fight till the death
(more specifically - my death).
Within her next couple of turns,
the red army moved into North
America and Australia, and I was
left reeling.
Her last turn is a bit of a blur to
me. All I remember is her wiping
out my last unit and her diabolical
laughter ringing through my head
over and over again.
I had lost the game and she had
conquered the world.
She told me she quite enjoyed
the game and wouldn't mind play-
ing again sometime in the future -
if she can find someone to play
with that is.
I sat there in disbelief, trying to
figure where my strategy had gone
so wrong, second guessing every
move I had made.
She went into the bedroom to
read about Grey's Anatomy.
Church
Services
You are invited to attend these area churches
St. Thomas
Anglican Church
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Jarvis St. Seaforth 527-1522
Rector. The Rev'd Sue Malpus M Div
Sunday, January 21
WORSHIP AT 9:30 AM
SUNDAY SCHOOL & NURSERY AT 9:30 AM
Join us prior 10 our service for coffee et 9 em
Everyone Welcome
St. James Roman
Catholic Church
Welcomes you
14 Victoria Street, Seaforth
527-0142
Weekend Masses: Sat 5:15 pm
Sun. 11:00 am
Fr. Chris Gillespie
Bethel Bible Church
An Associated Gospel Church
126 Main St. Seaforth 527-0982
Sunday School 9:45 am
Sunday Worship 11:00 am
B&G Club Wed. 7:00 - 8:15 pm
Youth Activities Wed. 7:00 pm
Pastor Mark Kennedy
EVERYONE WELCOME
Egmondville
United Church
Sunday, January 21
WORSHIP 11 AM
SUNDAY SCHOOL 10AM
NORTHSIDE UNITED
CHURCH
54 Goderich St. W.
Rev. John Gould
Sunday January 21st
Worship 11am
Sermon: "Good New of God's
Favour"
All Welcome.
Sunday School & Nursery During Worship
First Presbyterian
Church
Goderich St. W., Seaforth
Rev. Henry Huberts
Sunday January 21
11:15 am service
Sunday School & Nursery Provided.
`Awesome' photos
of Brussels New Year's
Levee appreciated
To the Editor,
I wish to thank the Seaforth Huron Expositor for your excellent cov-
erage of the events held in Brussels on Jan. 1 at the New Year's Day
Levee, held to kick-off the upcoming Brussels 135th Homecoming.
The amount of photos taken (and in colour, too) in the Jan. 3 edition
was awesome and is greatly appreciated. This will for sure assist any-
one in creating a scrapbook of this year's events.
See everyone July 27, 28 and 29.
Thanks again.
John Lowe
Advertising/Publicity Chair
Brussels 135th Homecoming
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with 8,11 Sherk, the Old Car Detective
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CREDIT UNION
JOHN SQUIRREL'S 1939 MERCURY CONVERTIBLE
By Bill Sherk "The Old Car Detective"
John Squirrel of Okanagan Falls, B.C., still remembers his first con-
vertible, purchased in Toronto in 1952:
"In those days Danforth Avenue was used car alley and the further
east you went, the lower the quality of cars got. East of Victoria Park were
a series of these lots, and on the worst of the worst I found a 1939
Mercury convertible.
"The body was not rusted but had its fair share of dings and dangs.
The windshield header for the top was made of wood and was almost
totally rotted away. The engine smoked so bad, there were no mosqui-
toes left in Scarborough.
"The price of $25 (knocked down from $40) was all I could afford. I
asked about a warranty and the salesman said: 'I guarantee it will get off
the lot.'
"It didn't make it! Front wheels over the curb and it died. True to his
word, the lot man installed a new fuel pump, about $1.25 in those days.
I slowly drove it to a rented garage.
"I already had a souped -up flathead engine just waiting to be dropped
into something. I'd never done an engine swap before, but a couple of
weeks later, I started the old Merc and took my first real ride.
"Did this thing ever go! Sadly, the brakes were not up to the new engine
(they weren't up to the old one either). I rebuilt master and wheel cylin-
ders, turned drums, and relined all wheels. Yahoo! Now I can go and stop.
"What's this violent shimmy at above 5o mph? King pins and tie rods
- what the heck are they? There is much to be said for safety checks on
vehicles before they are sold. Once again, back to my rented garage.
"I learned real fast how a hot wrench works. Thank the Lord for where
I worked as I could borrow most of the tools I needed. Finally, this thing
goes down the road quickly and safely but still looks like heck.
Then a Hertz Rent -a -Truck rear-ended me at a downtown stoplight.
The driver insisted I take the Merc into the Hertz body shop for repairs.
Two days later, from the doors back, I had a new 1939 Mercury convert-
ible - new taillights, bumper, trunk handle, and shiny black paint. Wow!
"The front end now looked so terrible, I was shamed into doing it too.
Six months later, and barely keeping out of debtor's prison, the car
looked good and ran really well.
"Then 1 traded it in for a '51 Plymouth hardtop. Bad move! I wanted
another ragtop. With help from Mom, I bought my first of seven 1951
Mercury convertibles.
"Lots of cars over the years, but your first convertible, like your first
sweetheart, holds a special place in your heart."
Do you have any car stories or photos to share with our readers? Send
your e-mails to bill@carstory.com.
News
Ratepayers ask
for more light
in Egmondville
Susan H u n d e r t m a r k
After receiving a letter signed by
10 ratepayers complaining about a
lack of street lights in Egmondville,
Huron East council referred the
matter to the public works coordina-
tor.
The letter expressed concern
about a lack of streetlights on Kruse
Drive at the west end of Fairway
Road.
"As you are aware, there are no
sidewalks in the area. Couple this
with the lack of adequate street
lighting and we have a safety con-
cern for drivers and pedestrians
using this section of roadway," said
the letter.
Ratepayers asked for a light on a
hydro pole on the northeast corner
of Fairway Road and Kruse Drive.
"We can tike a look at the street
and see what consistency is going
on with the existing lights," said
Public Works Coordinator Barry
Mills.
"I drove all of Egmondville last
night and there were four dark cor-
ners," said Mayor Joe Seili. "If
there's a pole there, we can put a
light on it and bill them for the elec-
tricity."