HomeMy WebLinkAboutHuron Expositor, 2004-12-22, Page 13Northside's Angels
Performing at the Christmas concert at Northside United Church, Olivia Riley, 4, of Seaforth, adjusts her halo during
the nativity scene, while Sam Steep, 7, also of Seaforth, sings in the junior choir..
Jason Middleton photos
If I were Santa
If I were Santa, I would
give the elves a raise
If I was Santa I would re-
name all of the reindeer
because then there would be
a different song for "Rudolph
The Red Nose Reindeer."
And because the reindeer
once told me they didn't like
their names. Dasher doesn't
like his name because he's
not fast. Dancer doesn't
dance. And Prancer doesn't
prance. So this is what I
would name them. Dasher -
Slacker; Dancer Skipper;
Prancer - Swagger; Vixen -
Filly; Comet - Rocket; Cupid
- Candy Cane; Donner -
Dizzy; Blitzen - Blizzard;
Rudolph the Red Nose
Reindeer - Rudolph the
Green Nose Reindeer.
I think they would all love
their new names. So now you
know what I would do.
Sadie Jansen
St. James
Grade 4
If I was Santa I would
move to Florida in January
and stay there until
December 20, so I could
have a vacation. I would do
this because I need to get
away from the snow. I would
take the presents to the
children, then I would go
back to the North Pole and
say "goodbye" to all the
elves. I would go back to
Florida for a while and get
some rest and relaxation.
That's what I would do if I
was Santa.
Michael Kramers
St. James
Grade 4
If I was Santa, I would
drive a red and green
convertable and dress up like
the Grinch to match the car. I
would do that because the
kids I delivered to might
think that I was actually the
Grinch. But instead of just
me going, Mrs. Claus would
dress up as Cindy -Lou. Then
Rudolph would go as Max
the dog. That would be so
much fun!
Tom Garrick
St. James
Grade 4
If I was Santa, I would
drive a Viper with horse
power because it would be
faster. I would move to
Florida because it's warmer. I
would use my magical
powers and make homes for
the poor, give them some
money, and make stores for
them. I would zoom through
the chimney's like a
thunderbolt. I would zoom
around the world and deliver
all the toys in 60 seconds.
Josh Laycox
St. James
Grade 4
If I were Santa I would
change a lot of things around
the workshop, what the elves
do and not use a sleigh.
#1. I would hire and fire
some elves because some
people might want to be
elves. Some elves don't work
hard enough and the
workshop will go faster so
they will be on time for
Christmas.
#2. I would not use a sleigh
because something else could
be a lot faster and the sleigh
could break down. It could
fly higher so nobody could
see it.
#3. Instead of living in the
North Pole I would live
somewhere else. Maybe a
warmer climate would be
nice such as Florida. It would
mean working outside
making toys and no
workshop.
That's what I would do if I
were Santa. Do you think
they are good suggestions.
Kaleb Arts
St. James
Grade 6
If I were Santa I would
give the elves a raise and also
give them a 3 week vacation.
I would also get electricity in
the North Pole so then the
kids could e-mail me their
Christmas letters. I would
also get two more reindeer so.
the sleigh would be easier to
pull so then I could give
more presents to the children
and give some better presents
to rhe homeless.
Tyler Hendricks
St. James
Grade 8
If I was Santa.1 would give
the elves a raise because the
electricity bills are high in
the north pole. If I was Santa
I would go on a slim fast diet
and only drink Diet pop. If I
was Santa I would shave
more often because bears are
itchy and annoying. If I was
Santa I would get the elves to
deliver presents and put a
plane engine in my sleigh
and let the reindeer have a
rest.
Greg Godln
St. James
Grade 8
If I was Santa I would get a
new sleigh. I would get a
unique, grand sparkling Ford
F150. It would have a hemi.
And it would be drawn by
cows. Therefore I would
purchase dinky convertibles
for the elves. They could
depart themselves to the
hospitals because I wouldn't
be able to lurk around. Next I
would have pop and chips
instead of milk and cookies.
You could leave out hay,
molasses, or corn for the
cows. And my elves would
get promotions and checks
for $100,000 a year (if they
were a craftsman in the toy
shop).
Matt Nigh
St. James
Grade 7
If I were Santa I would
give everybody the same
amount of presents, most
importantly, poor people.
Also I would give the poor
people more presents,
because they don't receive
many special gifts. I would
give them hair brushes,
toothpaste and toothbrushes.
I would also give them soap
and toys to play with. If I
could I would give them a
house, but I don't think that it
would fit in my sleigh. If 1
were Santa I would even give
the foul people presents,
because I am sure that they
will try to be better behaved
next year. Also, I would
leave a letter for the kids
saying thank you for the
cookies. I would also answer
all of their questions. If 1
were Santa, I would fill their
stockings to the top. And if I
were Santa I would be the
best Santa Claus ever. Ho,
HO, Ho!
Alanah Campbell
St. James
Grade 7
If I were Santa Claus I
would...get another animal to
pull the sleigh, for example a
bear, or an elephant.
I feel that way because the
reindeer get tired after a little
while. Also because the
children don't like the
reindeer after every other
Christmas.
Also a bear is stronger and
faster through the snow.
The children like the
elephants so much I would
give them all a ride through
the snow. Elephants are good
at cleaning also and Mrs.
Claus could have a day off.
Joost Kemerink
St. James
Grade 7
If I were Santa ,Claus I
would try to make everyone's
Christmas incredible. I would
give people what they need,
not just what they want. If I
was Santa I would give
families that don't have
clothing or food the things
they need. I would give them
some cloth for warm
clothing. Then 1 would give
them food so they wouldn't
starve. I would also give
them some other things like
blankets and toys. I wouldn't
forget about anyone.
I would like to make every
little kid and all parents
happy. I would like to also
talk to them in person and
see what they want for
Christmas. I would make
sure I read all Christmas
letters I got. I would give
every child a note from me
telling them that they have
been good.
If I were Santa Claus I
would like to make all
children smile. The only
thing I would want if I were
Santa Claus is that all the
children in the world are
happy and having fun with
their families and friends. I
think I would be a great
Santa Claus. Merry
Christmas! Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho.
Jenny Duffy
St. James
Grade 7
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