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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1925-9-17, Page 31 TONIC DIMMER 101t: DIG Lw Sur Waxt ReligYe Stem. ackiTtoable4 iS, Thrqpgh Dr. . , . • e Wiiiiams' Pink Pills, a'. Wheirthe etenlech, is. feeble and food lies ''tnt undigested, the poisoneust "gas 'es dietend the we.110. et the stomach; A NOVELIST'S GooDyAgNs ALBERTA'S.001.114TRY , 112<)1g11. thei:4,1tQa Qt31e81ng Lb Nalakirig the,Waveit Bret 'Her tee -the gat vvritor;-ww3i brilliant talker, and Weeld tell tually etOrieela ctiqdet, matter -Of -fact Way es thee' were Oil the Seildesethings in the world- On` eneecteeasiOnie. told hie- friends of a night ipent in a hetv't.1.<)tel In Soma wild and woolly region out west. , After he gohe, be be ,heenneS. anr.oilied.b•Se the Sound of -scuffling and shouting, imnetueted by oecasional ad ,eantsei-serioile hatettereeee tvitla Piatoleelieta fterni below. In the merle- . the Other .orgense eepeCiallte tvith. „,the lag ha tetind the landlord behind the action of 'the heart 'and lungs., These. bar, With a. bruised.. eye, a iiiecen ef, noiSenous gaecsehaveother etfected eourt-plastee exiending ttem.leis cheek They era abaorhed, by the:weed aaa to his forehead, Yet with 'de pleasant weaken - and corrupt lt as to cause smile linen hie faee. Selves in remote Parts ot the body and 'raising his eue„frent thientiarte said • the formatter), et unhealthy tissue to Iiinu everywhere, Expertenee shows that "Well, laadlord, you had ratlaer. , , these 'troablee vanish6N.s.t, aa' soon as lively tiniehere last night." the stciniaeh is made strong enbugh to 'Tee," said the landlord pleasantly, a nee , le that will enabiedt to do digedsst 4tIstoentood, otli9r Words, it it was rater a lively time.", the werle changing the food • into nourishment. The tonic used, ought to one • that, will, agree with the moil -delicate st.omach and, this is exactly What Dr. Welhanis' Pink Pills do. Here id a bit or convillein.g proof given by M. 0has. Lacinerelellerslie, P E.I • who Saya:7--"For some Years X Nes pufferer from stomach trouble. s Everything at caused diatreeeesour stoMaclanend belching.' I -cattle nct eat ineat.or potatoesnand I grevr svea.k and , very nervoue.. No medtcineoseemed to twin:ale Until-1,37ms persuaded ton -take •• PK. Williams' Pink Pills, and these eimply worked wonders. I teak ethe tints faithfully for a couple..of _months, by which time every symptom of file trofible had -disappeared, and there has • not since been the slightest symptom of stoinach trouble. No wonder I praise Dr. Williams' Pink Pills:" You can get these Pills from any medicine dealer, or by inoil at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine • Co., Brockville,' Ont. Germany's population is now prac- :tically the ,earne as that a 1908, in spite of the fact that in- area she ,is now much smaller than she was then. - WE WANT CHURNING We supply cans and pay express charges. We pay daily, by. express money orders, which can be cashed anywhere without any charge. To obtain the top price, eCream -must be free from bad flavors and contain not less than 30 per cent Butter Fat. , e Bowes Company Limited, Toronto For referencei—Heed Office, -Tote/Ito, ‘,,ishe Bank Of Montreal, or your local banker. Established fur over thirty years. • "Do you often have such lively times here?" asked Harts, emboldened; hylits cheerfulnees. "Well,enct" replied the landlord re-, ilectively: "'The fact is we've qnly just opened here, en� last nightowas ibout the first time. the boys seemed to be gittin' really aoquainted!" This is one of the many funny yarns. told by Mr. G. B. Burgin in his breezily written, hook- of recelleotione, "Some More Memoirs," Here is another ex- cellent story from his pen, this time about the famous IVIark Twain. •* * * IVIark Twain. once had a -dinner given in his honor, He said when speaking: • "Forty members of the club are here. Thirty of them have knowa me for thirty years. I think, if 1 wanted it, I could raise a loan of twenty dollars from—the other ten!" The author tells another story of Mark Twain. He and a couple of friends were lunching together in New York. The waiter was about to Deur out some wine for one Of Mark Twain's companions, when the gentleman it was for prevented him. "What , no wine?" said Mark Twain to his friend. "No," was the reply. "I am sixty to- day, hnd I have never yet drunk a glass of wine, or ta.stedtobacco, or gambled." "Dear me!" exclaimed Mark Twain. "I wish I could say that." "Why don't you, Mark?," drawled the other member of the party. , "Our friend did!" . * Only once has Mr. Burgiu served, on a jury—a common jury. He was elect- ed chairman. In his account of it he says that not without a few dissenting murmurs they .convieted three prison- ers straight off. ' Then came a dog -stealing case, and the prisoner's defence was that he was „walking quietly along with a piece of strisg. hanging out oef his coat pocket. The dog seized the string in his mouth and -followed him home. • • The author turned to the upper bench, and said: "I suppose, gentlemn, T. 004 ot e at Fiero al oetto 4 tiler() is no '40'tibrii: ahent 'der Verdict? - • ' 704.°°°ektnenotlir .S4e,lieetrellakneitt430: "I don't' care," said onsi old inau, "X Alborta's•r41%14 expanLalon PP adjied,„';the,e.geitul don't like to see young people eo lard," f4"rinin.g viovufai3 la recent years baec, -Lk ttie slays ewhenVotii.et _Wee the The also is clear" e.,--eae-ereeepyr"""Teeswee:e7=-. intteY Pe4le hafe,"1ieperde etlarrylag "You've conitieted . -three. ot ?elle 5 bot -.about:.,a..deVelopinent otiother lasePtiwOr;.i 0,set to be an an. ready," said another oldenata „ „ 't. bralleheeS. et 'fitnitht.'hitherten 'neglect' etlaeAeLesOinsAn"te, for,.. thee, leagiiiit0 “Ttipia 'and tern abottt, LS'fa1 Pis.V! U, eseoiUt tba ot OciStrY: itt added'a third. t1 Water a They ,wcraldn't bring in a 'Yeintlict Of haftyY.impOrtereof egge ilea other lettel,s!, 11114 as, t'OR,60,,'0I'i4e.`'.anitY betWeeii, thgulltr e So .it wouli trY•prodnota i Order to meet domestiO State ililidtheWiitera1» he had IneVe to sit there all day if they persist- taciairetnents,, b),It the; termerS, realise 'her being, edin that View, the 'anther gave in nnci :14g; typ4;„pqa-Vy•raWug 'Wes a trainableDvq..*.o4trattnotiss ' the Sista*eelseut said tealtly to the judge ; aunt to their regular aetities Vanlromp avd tb bli at his mastiit». 1-1.4*0 lately 'Increased ..p4ideetion tO.., bead -winch: ,s7.4.3.'eut)Peoeit to &Weep the Elven the. judge Was, 'startled.. 'Prise Suchdegree' that the.: nroVinee...„haan Seflae het thestory isgenerally fergot- ' otAeh," 116.-waid, Pr eauma,bly Intel11 li0w beeone.an exuorter:... Last year, ion of 110W- 'the sea waif onee-whiPpedgent . "ury".,(ne laid a nality stress sni it Isrestimatede the-prat:nice produced ,T11 wa lathe ;'dayS', when the an- thntwOrd "intelligent") "and a "29e.ed,990 'doen,egei- a „Vales tieeepoWer ot Persia Waseseeeek to In presentably intelligent, foreman Of of '-$,,,71q.',0q0e„. 121 addition aotne.Y5,200," Vette Oneettea 'end „the .trtinepOetee were that jury" (he laid aneovenniagtier,ent-' 000 pOunds of live' and ciyessed peal-, ,only Stopped.rora getting across- by a on tiles) "have deelared you to try, Werth, $3420,000, were itandied'hy sterin Lt sek. 'Whereupon:the tieeefea "be not guilty of thia.. Charge, „"Had the' law. permitted Me, ,coult-he,ve told theta that there . were nine previous Cenvictioni"' against'. yoin for tiog4teal- bliel--and that whereyou leave the dock you wiU" be ro-arrested on a tenth hliarga '',S,riau may go." "What; Lyour'Wasti.up!" seid the in- -credulous padeonor. "Did,,thent fools. up there swelter that yarn about the, string?" • . "Go away," said the judge severely; and the prisoner went away—into the, .ernis ef a waiting deteative., "1. don't 'care '''.criett one of, the OiCt, men ahove Mr, Burgin. "IdOn't, like to see young people so 'ard."—A.ReW. Getting Under His Sldn. "The great out-of-doors is nothing to hien. He .seems, impervious to ever,- thingin nature."' . "Let's take him into the blackberry patch and see what the chiggers can The Oldest Emblem, • m The cross is the oldest emble known in history. Most ancient monu- ments and. medals bear upon them the common cross which was obvious- ly in use many thousands of years be- forthe presenteera. Almost every an- cient monument in Babylonia, Greece, Asswria and Egypt have the, cross; and away back in the dawn of history it embellished shields, cuiraises, het - mets and coins. Ask for Minard's and take no other. 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The Eveng - TELEGRAM ' • . • 410i '6PciSt'" 131.0r RAS ONLY Thgti Baty '4'L4 iitYeale,t5y • iktnid flafir btai GlObtiff,j,„ rM,NtS Latest News, Best Featurea Cleverest Comics Andy • • Gum missing! st • I oniaaatna 0)7 • eommereial honses, making a total pro- duotien for the year of $3,196,000. Thie splendid showing is largely due to the activities of the Provincial 0o -operative Itriviketing Senvica, which has now been functioning for About Rye years. A campaignefor more inten- ,sive poultry ralaIng, sponsored by this oitganizationi brought about a ready response, asp As evidenced by the 'sub- stantial increase each year in the number. 'of :p'oultry on Alberta. farms. , In .1921 the number of poultry in the province was 063,565; The following year the *Welber bad increased to 5,- 422,139 .aticl ise.1923 had thither in- creased to. 6,6,30,163. Last year a new high, marls of 7,214,819 was established. Value of Ca -operative Marketing • Service. ' • The rapid increase in both the pro- duction of, eggs and live and dressed • poultry naturally- brought about cliffl- culties in marketing. Here, again, the Co-operative Marketing Service was of great value to the farmer. Farmers. were induced to market their prod,ucti through the Service and the results have been' highly satisfactory. In 1920,. for instanceythe Sevice handled only 72,289 dozen eggs and 46,423 .lbs. of poultry, while`la.st year it handled 535,- 800 dozen eggs and 750,198 lbs. of poul- try. These figures, of course, only re- Prcaent the products marketed through the Service and do not take into con- sideration the amount handled by cein- inercial companies. • .• - Up till the end of 1923 practically all the poultry -products raised in Alberta were sod -on the domestic market and in the neighboring provinces. of Sas- katchewan aid British Columbia and a few of the. Northern States. However, when production reached the point where these markets were unable to handle the surplus, the Service, in looking about for new outlets, decided to ma.kenotrial shipment of fresh eggs to the United. Kingdom, via Vancouver and the Panama Canal. -The initial shipment was successful, in fact, so much so, British dealers requested fur - thee ,conaignevisek, Since then More. or lees reguiafr4ipments have been made to Britatine.and consignthents to that market 'last year totalled 60,000 cases of fresh Further develotnnents of Alberta's poultry industry is dep en d ent" only up- on nioneatch promptly hed great chains threalisal'ute arid down leY gangs of sol- diers; Witli *the Object of beating the Waves intobetter behavior! A lees plea:tent term ot. whipping actually takes 'place to -day on board •certain' foreign liehiag- boats, where in elestaelt 0? e wind being induced by or- dinary "whistling for it,' a custom Prevails of heating the ship's boy, his &lee helleg shlePeeed to placate some, long -forgotten Ocean seirit. aterealpealeit Orderbest toa tlefrioimuytiaauiriyg.ts:ileer his cF orsivfo b,. 0, Every mother knows Itesv fatal the hot sentmer months are to small child- ren, Cholera infantume diarrhoea, dyeentery„ colic and stomach troubles are rife at this time anc*often a pre- cious little life is lost after only a few hours' illness. The mother who keeps Baby's Own Tablets -in -the house feels safe. The occasional use of the Tab lets. prevent stomach and bowel trou- bles, or if trouble conies suddenly— as it generally does—the Tablets will bring the baby safely through. They are sold by all -druggists er will be mailed on receipt of price, 25 cents per box, by- The Dr. Williams' Medicine' co., Brockville, Ont. A little booklet, "Care of the Baby in Health and Sick- ness," will be sent free to tiny mother on remiest. • An Original Luncheon Party. ' Eugene Field,' poet and humorist, found a kindred spirit in that lively Irish wit and verseenafser known as Father Prout He -was never weary of searching ,for and repeating stories of his jests and, exploits. In that search, says Mr, C. H. Dennis in Eugene Field's, Creative Years, Field came up- on one anecdote that was destined to play.e, part in his later social activities. Here it is: Ttewas a custom withelhather Prout to'llnm At'ite a copanYoset Lilly -good fel- , lOWs from Cork to a:iife with will .0.t. his hofe at Watergras HILl. . He would goa, this 6oip-pany at a table upon which there was no cloth 'and which was bare of plates, knives and forks. When: the -guests were seated upon the markets. Climatic and other rude forms two lusty servants would conditions are all favorable to an in" hustle` in, hearing a pot of boiled pe- tatoes, and these steaming -hot vege- tables they -would shoot along the table between the guests. Thee was there great rushing and ostentatious haste in fetching a wooden vessel filled with cold milk for every two guests. Then Proutsiwould say gravely, "Your dinner is before you, gentlemen; let us say grace." Eminent jurists, poets, jour- nalists and ecclesiastics would vie with one another in the delicate task of peeling hot potatoes -with their fin- gers, and when tho joke seemerl to have gone far enough the host would rise and announce dinner in the next room. • now make the complete circuit of the After Field returned to the United earth in less than thirty-sfx. days. States he imitated, the Father Prout Numerous journeys around the world joke on various occasions. The best against time have been made by both known of these occasions was his cele - men and women. The first was made brated luncheon at the Union League Club in Chicago in honor of the leev. 1889 by Nellie Bly, in 72 days, 6 - Dr: Edward Everett Hale. Preparations hours, 11 minutes and 14 seconds. for that luncheon. gave him great de - George Francis Train made the trip in light. For days he was bubbling over with anticipatory mirth as he planned the menu. I recall that he was par- ticularly entranced with tho idea of serving boiled potatoes "with their jackets ou"—precisely • the special viand provided at Father Prout's din- ner. He added corn bread, corned beef and other substantial fare, with apple tensive production, and as long as'the quality of the eggs and 'other products is kept up to the high standard set by the Provincial Gpvernment, there ap- pears • to be no reasen why Alberta should no become one of the leading poultry provinces of. the Domiaion. Sprinting Around the Globe. When Jules Verne wrote Tile fascin- ating- story, Around the World in Eighty Days, says the Scientific Ameri- oan, he probably did not realize that within a comparatively short period this trip could be made in much short- er time. In fact, Phileas, Fogg could .1890 in 67 days, 12 hours and 3 min- utes, In 1910 Cb.arles Fitzmerris made the,trip in 60 days, 13 hours,. 29 min- utes and 42 2/5 seconds, in :the race for schoolboys. The first "record breaker" to use the Trans-Siberian Railway was Henry Frederick, who ine1903 made the cir- cult in 54 days, 7 hours and 20 minutes, In 1907 Col. Burnley Campbell reduced I pie and cheese for the final course. To partake of this repast and to meet the time to 40 clays., 19 hours, ,30 min- Doctor Hale he invited a large number utes• • In 1911 •A-nittew Jaeger-sehnlidt of friends, both men and women. r made a record-breaking trip, his rememberto have observed there the elitpsed time being 39 days, 1g hours, handsome; ruddy -gray - .countenance of 42 minutes. and 37 4/5 seconds. ' This trip cost $1426. Of that amouriteonly Marshall Field, the great merchant. Thomas Nelson Page was there. ,,And, $596 was spent for railway fare and as Henry B. Fuller and I were Intro- duced to Doctor Hale at about the same moment, I recall with what warmth the ydeng author of The Che- valier of Pensieri-Vani was greeted by the Boston veteran. The -guests • disposed themselves about the great room, and an army et Walters served them With eatables on plates uoisecl precariously on their knees. There was an abundance of drink for the thirsty. Waiters poured it but expertly into fragile , glades from lordly champagne bottle syscith. • tele way and 'the money he opent In ed in, faultles'S napery. When so bribing the engine. crew of the Trans` served, however, fexeoena to be a good Slholan •quality of water.' Beaming hospitahir I Field circulated atneng his guests. In- • liot air forced irito -hayricks by to the ear Of eath men whom means of a ,newdy-invented machine proached he breathed eoftlf, but with is claimed te, 'dry the hay in twelve ittitiressIve solemnity, MS helpful , hours. The machine is equally suit. warning: "Be carefUli denet drixtk too I able for harvesting corn, Making sun- much—remember year taniltge' thine unnecessary. When the repast wk a Over }Nola transportation; $600 went in hotel bills food and tips.: The record of Jaeger-Bohn:1dt was •hroken in 1913 bY Jolin Henry Mears, who Made the trip of 21,46.6 miles in 3e days, 21 hours, 35 minutes and, 4/5 • _seconds; he travelled at an. average speed of 587 milea day, or 24i7ea miles an hour. During the entire trip -Mr. Mears slept la a betel but once, and that was for two honrs in London. The trip east less than. $800; this Inetudes the liberal tips ha' Mt:tributes' along • The same go THE -MERCHANTS' CORNER • ea: 'far aO yearo.; 45 ry The Local Newapa:per is tile Best'Advertioing Medium. Through the loeal newspaper you =unity. ji cornbs YOlir trade tereitory er buyers.'" It works for You before, your store °Pena' in the' morning ansi. after your store elosea at night, and ell during your business bours. Space is the newspaper publislier's 'inerchandise--the commodity be ion.z. H.° pails a *Value on that Speee aeeorch bag to the nuraber of subeeribers, he 'reach the greatest nuraber o possible customers the greatp-st number'of times for the sinallest posaible expendi- tyre. e • Moreover, you reach thera itt the way most acceptable to theare threngb, newspaper advertising. They like it. They expect it. They want it. They 'would not buy a newspaper 'without has. An unfaireprice can no more be , . • etdvertising in it. • They buy newee maintained by awepaper 'for its papers, and one of the things they pay gOods than an unTair price' for's- mer - their money for is advertisements to chan-dise can be maintained by you., or read, They are an important part of any other mevchant. The epaee, rate - the news of the day --particularly Ira- repreeenta value received just as truly .portant to women, and from 75 per cent. to ao per cent. of, your sales are made. to women. Through its columns the newspaper gives your advertisements access to • that you as your merchandise represents value reoeived for the price. To say that you can not afford to advertise in the newspapers is to say can not afford to get bust - practically every home fri your coin- nes. troduCed Doctor Hale, -who made a felicitious little speech, in which he did not fail to compliment his host up - an the luncheon, I recall no other in- tellectual feature of the occasion ex- cept the recital of Casey at the Bat by De WolfHopper. Killed by the Sun. It Is difficult to find any Londoners of the third generation --that is to say, descendants in the third generation of people who have lived all their lives in London. Now a scientist is pointing out that the United States is rapidly becoming a nation of darlt-haired, dark-skinned peoPhie He says that fair-haired fami- lies cannot survive south of the St. Lawrence, and that unless they inter- marry with dark-haired people they become extinct Within three genera - The Saxon is naturally hard as nails, and if in ordinary good health can set- tle down and. enjoy life even in the Tropics. Buttif a fair-haired man mar- ries a fair-haired woman and they live in a hot country, their children are seldom strong, and in a generation or two they die out. They- are, in fact, kiiled bYethe sun. One thing is tertein—that blondes are more common in the north than in the zouth. Seventy per cent. of Swedes and Norwegians are fair, and about forty per cent. of North Germans, but only about two per cent. of French peo- ple. In Italy less than threethousand of the people have fair skins and blue eyes, and neatly all of these belong to aristocratic families who have never had to -work in the sun. -Minard's Liniment for DiStemper. Pavement Artists. Those who have ever visited Lon- don will remember the "pavement artists," men who make drawings with 'colored chalks upon the flagstones of the sidewalks by way of appealing to the charity of the passers-by. Of course thesemen almost always draw • crudely and have only the most rudi- mentary ideas about art; but one young fellow has come up from the pavements, to do clever caricatures, that the Westminster Gazette is glad a aURIN - • e NIGHT & MORNING' KEEP YOUR EYES CLEAN CLEAR AND IlEALTI-fle watzn roe rata ura cans Dot.70.1k11 C1),C111,CACJAISA Take a bottle of Minard's to the woods with you. Splendid for sprains, cuts, bruises, u.vcura Ta. kllim- is coaling refreshing after shaving Men who have :en- der, sensitive skins, easily irritated by shaving,will find Cu - icy raPr eparation s ideal. The new freely -lathering Cuticura Soap Shaving Stick permits shaving twice daily without irrita- tion ofthe skin. Cuticura Talcum, an antiseptic powder, is soothing and cooling to the most tender skirt. Sample Each rro t bratlf Address Canadian Depot: '.24anhouse.Ltd., MontreaL" Price, Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and Ole. Talcum 25c. Cuttcurn Shaving Stick 25c. to print and to paint landscapes that 'Cfl aeo bought by connoisseurs. His name is Alfred Lowe, and hei was - a...coal LEI N OT miner at Nottingham before he took • to drawing pictures on the London pavements. The "strength" of an ordinary rail- way engines equals that of about 900 horses. • SLEEP NIGHTS Pains and Headaches Re* lieved by Taking Lydia • Pinkharn's Vegetable eitutillte 1 Say 'Bayer" - Insistl Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer prod- cetproved safe by Onions and • prescribed by physicians for 25 • years. Accept only a .—„-- Bayer package whichcontains proven directions tlandy "Bayer" boxes a it tablets „Moo bottles of 24 and 100----Dreggiats Aspirin is the ttatte tnavk (reatstete to id Omuta) not ttr,ver. htnntenetture of t.tatio- agoaciontaebtot Pslical cad . . . ' • , I • ! *heeete.eeene'elennenteneenneetneSt'neeeetenete4eeentee , nenteineeesitneants."""snesatesenesnen'tasesseesne,,e,aae.ne,enen.Saeakeen., „.. ,.„ Compound • Dublin, Ontario.—"I was weak and :tregular, with pains and headaches, `and could not sleep nights. 1 learned about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound by reading the letters in the newspapers and tried it because 1 wanted to get better. / have got good results from it as 1 feel a bet stronger and am not troubled with such bad headaches as 1 used to be and am more regular. I am gaining in weight all the time and 1 tell my friends what kind of aneclicin'e 1 ani taking. You may use my letter_s a help to others."— Mrs. JAMES YAM, Boit 12, Dublin, °Iltar Halifax• Nurse Recomme.nda Halifax, let S. "1 are a materniti nurse mici have recommended Lydia E. •rinkham's -Vegetable Compound to , many wometl who were ehildless, also to 'Women who need a good tonic. 1 ani English and my husband is Atnerican,i • and he told me tf Lydia IL Pinkhatn while in teglatid. 1 would apprcdate •a copy or two of your little books in wonieti'li ailments. 11tave on which 1 • keep to lend. 1 will willingly answee letters from any- woman askmg about the Vegetable Compound. "..,-1Virs. 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