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Lsve Gives Itself
THE STORY OF A BLOOD FEUD -
BY ANNIE B. SWAN.
'Love gives itself and is not bought.," --Longfellow.
CHAPTER XXV.— (Cont'd.)
There was a supper after the play
that night and Judy, watching Car-
lotta's quiet, rather abstracted de-
meanor while all the congratulations
were being showered upon her, loved
her more and more. ' She believed
now that nothing could spoil her or
cause her to swerve from her alleg-
iance to Alan. beyond alt
The thing amazed her
power of speech or thought. For Car-
lotta hadgreat gifts. She was richly
dowered both in body and mind, and
Judy's relentless, sisterly eyes had
long discerned that Alan was a very
ordinary man. But happily for the
world, which is largely peopled with
ordinary folk, the ordinary man or
woman is not cheated of love's gifts,
which have naught to do with the
head, but all with the heart.
Judy was glad at last when they
were able to get to bed, in the small
hours of the morning, at the Holland
"'louse.
"What a night it has been," she
said, as she lingered a moment in Car-
lotta's room, "and what a queer place
is New York!"
Carlotta, a little wan now about the
eyes and mouth, smiled a little un-
steadily.
"I never, no never saw anything
like your evasion of the 'interviewers,'
Judy! It is positively great! So
calm, so dignified! Just staring them
through and through as if they did
not exist, and hardly obstructed your
view. You discomfited them com-
pletely."
Judy laughed.
"You see, they got it into their
heads that I was a sort of chaperon
"Watch her well, M. Baddeley.
I'm going out as soon as I have break-
fasted to explore New York."
As a matter of fact Judy's explora-
tion was confined to the smallest pos-
sible area. A judicious question put
to the waiter in the dining -room soon
putt her on the right track for Forty-
second Street. •
New York is not a city of great
distances, and those who know their
London are amazed at the ease and
speed with which places can be reach-
ed on foot.
It was a glorious morning, and
thought the temperature was many
degrees lower than anything Judy had
ever known on the sheltered Ayrshire
coast, the brilliance of the sun and
some rare quality in the air somehow
communicated a certain buoyancy to
her spirit as she set out on foot to'
diacover first-hand news of Alan, and,
mayhap, meet him face to face. At
the back of her mind there was a
strange feeling of remoteness, which
assured her that the meeting was not
imminent as she imagined.
She was interested in the pushing,
eager crowd on Broadway, and won-
dered
ondered why they went so late to busi-
ness, not aware that business had be-
gun long before, and that the pushing
habit was characteristic of New York,
where it is everybody's business, ap-
parently, to be in a hurry{ without
any particular reason or object.
When she came to the house of Mrs.
Isaacstein in Forty-second Street—the•
only address Alan had ever given them
—she surveyed it with the keenest
interest, and was, on the whole, not
repelled or disappointed with its ap-
pearance. At least it lookedeminent-
Two mothers, v.ho lost 'sons in the- great Avar, performed true unveiling
ceremony of Leicester's War Memorial.
mer building, which she found to be! Jean nodded.
a skyscraper of quite moderate .di -1 "From that he went to a clerk's
mensions, and t scending by the ole- post, poorly paid, and with no pros-
vator to the fourth floor, she discover- pects. After that there were other
ed a door with the words "Acker- things, but as he left my partied -al,
mann's School of Stenography" print- i boarding-house in August, I don't
ed on it. • I know every step of the wag. I hadn't
Pushing it open, she was confronted seen him until fast night for nearly
by a small glass partition with a little two months; certainly not for . a con-
window in it, labelled ."Inquiries." siderab''-e time before Christmas;; and
When she tapped at that a bell -boy; when I wrote to hint at Christmas he
quickly came to attend and to take did not .answer,, though he called at
her name and business. the house for his Christmas letters."
"Tell MissDempster Miss Rankine! "And -how 'did you happen to meet
wishes to se her," said Judy rather I him last night? Was that accidental?"
curtly, and then . stood, while the lad It was and it wasn't. You see, the
took away her message. I night before last he called at Isaac
Presently someone spoke to her i stein's to bid, me good-bye, as he was
from behind, and Judy turned swiftly going out West."
to behold a quiet, pleasant -faced wo- 1 "To a fresh post of some kind?"
man, not quite young, who bade her . asked Judy, with a glimmer of hope,
good morning., I though she was much distressed to
"Please come to my room, she said, !hear that they had missed him by so
and the Scotch roll in . her tongue few hours.
somehow eddy comforted Judy's ra- + i "Not exactly a past. A rich Scots-.
they forlorn heart. man has `sent.'him to his brother's
"I am sure we ought.. to shake ranch in .Alberta, somewhere beyond
hands," she said, "for my brother has' or near Calgary, and he had arranged
told me about you in his letters." to go off by the midnight train. 1
Jean warmly gripped the small, had two seats given me for ,the Man-
slim
anslim hand in its perfect -fitting glove, I hattan, and we went together, as a
and then went out rather hurriedly, sort of, ploy for the last time. I sup-
leading the way along the corridor to pose that he went direct from the
another door marked "Private." Hold- theatre' to the station. Of course it
iag'it open, she signed Judy to• pass was too late for me to go to the den
Oen-
into a very warm, cheery room, with tral after the theatre came out, though
I was tempted."
"He didn't write, then, or send you
any explanation?" ,
"None."
"Then what is to be done now? Did
he give you the address 'of_ .the Al-
berta ranch?"
-Jean shook her head. By this time
she had made up hero mind about
Judith Rankine, and her heart was
warming to her. • Her eyes were so
true and kind, and her voice, with its
little note of 'distress :find fororness,
appealed to hernightily.
"He was not a man who talked much
about himself or his affairs," Jean
said. ''For :instance, he did not tell
me he had a sister."
(To be continued.)
a Turkish rug on,the floor, and pretty
office furniture, which a woman's
hand had arranged to the best ad-
vantage.
"So" you are his sister," she said
abruptly as sj}e closed the door. 'When
did you come? And were you by any
chance in the Manhattan Theatre last
night?"
or duenna, or something, and they ly respectable, if dull. "I- was in a corner of the box on
might ask me all sorts of questions. Icer heart beat a little quicker as the first tier, behind the curtain. Did
Some of them, 1 fancy, have gone she ascended the steps and pulled the you see me?"
awaythinkingyou travel about with bell. It as answered immediately b "I didn't, but I wondered whether
a firt-class iw
io, or a deaf mute!" black Sambo; and finding herself at he did." '
"And that is of no consequence! close quarters with a large and shin- "Are you speaking of my brotLer?
But I rather think they went off with, ing "fae, Judy stepped back slightly asked 'Judy, paling slightly.
a very different opinion—that they not yet used to the sight of the alien Jean Dempster nodded.
had met their match. Oh, I am so rare.
tired, body, soul, and spirit! I should. "I wish to see Mr. Rankine, please,
like to go to sleep for days and weeks if he is in the house."
and years, and wake up in the old'
Clock House bedroom at Ayr, and get
up to look out at The Heads in the
morning sun."
"Don't greet, Carlotta! For hea-
ven's sake, don't greet! For I am just
about at the end of my tether," said
Judy confusedly. "SIeep all day to-
morrow if you can, my dear. Til tell
Mrs. Baddeley on no account to dis-
turb you."
Mrs. Baddeley was Carlotta's elder-
ly maid, an acquaintance of old Cam-
bridge days, to whom meeting with
Miss Carlyon had brought untold ease
and comfort.
"Good night then, dearest and
best. Oh, Judy, how empty it all is!
Pray hard—won't you—that to-
morrow may be bright, for I am mort-
ally . afraid of to -morrow!"
Judy held her close, and they kissed
one another, almost as two Ionely
children might; and the New York
which had gone to bed to dream of
Margaret Tenterden, and to awake
to envy her, did not know that she
cried herself to sleep.
Judy awoke bright and early and
was relieved to hear from Mrs. Bad-
deley that Carlotta still slept.
"Jes' like a child, Miss Rankinel
But she do look white and tired yet.
I hope she'll sleep on, for I don't see
how she is to keep on with this life if
she don't get her proper rest. It's
more than flesh and blood can stand."
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"I am. He was in the theatre lass
night along with me—but it is a Iong
story! Won't you sit down and undo
Sampo, grinning affably, shook his your furs? You have noticed, I dont
head violently. doubt, how hot all the houses are in
"Mister Rankine no here, mam; not New York, and we have to be careful
a great while. Come in an' see the about wraps."
missus—she knows." She spoke quite steadily and casu-
Judy accepted the invitation, aware ally, but the 'color had risen in her
that her disappointment was slight *cheeks, and quite evidently she was
after all! Somehow she had expected a little agitated, even excited.
some answer of this kind. Anything "In a box, were you? Then I don't
else would have seemed all too easy see how he could have seen you," she
and out �f the quesion. She followed went on. "I am sure he did not look
Sambo, in his gaily-colbred jacket, fora that way, and if you were sitting with
which he only exchanged the white your back to the circle, your face
one when his table duties were over, would not be seen."•; 1
ked Judy. "What ha
mysterious regions beyond as y happened?" I. They Won't Last.
and he had to dust and clean silver in "But why are ygu saying all this.
He ushered her into 'the little busi- I "The curtain had just gone up, and
ness room, which was very close and we were intensely interested—both of
warm i Bakers say the new dollar villa
f thet h t d t s It was the moment When -Marga
rwon t last,
ting a chair with all the easy courtesy • from scam ea ,.-an set-1
.t Tenterden—the wife; you know—. I found that was just the trouble
•..
natural to his race, he went to find l comes on in her evening frock withwith the. old ones.
his mistress. i that lovely velvet coat on. Every wo-1
In the clear light of the morning' man's eyes were glued toit at once.t Heritage.
Mrs. Isaaestein seemed to look morel Suddenly I heard him say 'Good Godl'.
.
than usually Hebraic. Her frock was . and the next moment he was gone!", illy m'other's great-grandmother ,
very shabby, her lace collar soiled and i "Out of the theatrel" cried Judy, ; A lass from Devon came;
a little awry, her jewellery tawdry' with a little gasp. "But, ,of course,' Her little body is dust so long
and out of place; but>her smile was you know where he is?"I„I've night forgotten her name.
one of real kindliness and welcome•.
"Mr. Rankine, you ask for? Ach,
he haf left us quite awhile. So far
, back as last August.”
"But you know where he is, sure-
ly?" stammered Judy. "I am from
Scotland, and we have been writing to
him here all these montlis."
"Yes,at this moment he is on a'
West -bound train—let me see--some-I,Id wistful legend only
where between Toronto and .Winni-•Hassw
tood the rack of yedrsy.
pee!,
e "Tell mme everything!'" said Judy How always at the summer's flood
faintly, as she sank down on the edge Her laughter broke to tears;
of the chair, her eyes cleaving to Jean'
Dempster's face. • ' ; She'd blunder with her baking;
"I don't know his address at this Jean regarded her steadily for a .Her stitches run uneven;
minnit. And he haf not been here moment, as it seeking to gauge her She'd droop above her churn and sigh,
for—oh so long!" she answered not depths and se arrive at some decision ..Ah me, we June in Deeene,
aware of his visit' 'to Jean ,Dempster regarding how much she should or I'
on the previous evening, for she her- could tell her. She sat down in her It made a family. byword.
self had been spending an evening at own armchair before then- desk, and
a restaurant with some Jewish asked quietly: iLong after shewas dead;
friends. "It is Miss Dempster who "I suppose you ,know that your "As fine as June iii Devonshire,' .
knows all about him." brother has had a'pretty hard time in Her ohilds.en's children said,
"Oh, yes! ' My pbrother has told me New York?" —�
a j
bout Miss Dem ster. Is she in the "We havegathered that he bee not , Across the world
I atirneyed
house now, and could I see her?
"She is at business, miss. On Broad-
way, at the Dormer building, fourth
floor. It is not far, you can walk there.
i So you are' from Scotland, and Mr.
! Rankine's sister? You are not so
very like him. Ach, but he was a beau-
, gentleman!",
Judy not evenmuster ... a while
f J d could
at this left-hand compliment.
"The Dormer house, Broadway? I
have just come down.Broadway. I
suppose i -mist have missed it?"
"No doubt, miss. She does: not conte
home-to'lunch, None of 'my boarder's
do. We . meet; a happy family, at
seven each. evening. Some of them
haf been,herefor .years and years!".
Judy, foreseeing the, deluge, . pre-
pared' to beat a hasty retreat.
• She vas not specially attracted by
left the doorway ;.she involuntarily
the house or its chatelaine and" es she
ous
" " r
'muttered • ed Poo Alael" bt aware `that
i i iter r A n n
h' hadreached de th; hied.- bycorn-
" par son. made Meg. Isaacatein's estab-
lishment appear iike'a palace.
lHer spirits dashed, but not quench
ed, Judy proceeded to locate the Dor-
had the success he expected," answer-
ed Judy, rather painfully, for it cost:
her something to sit there, opposite
this .plain .working ,Scotswoman, and
hear her discuss A:an so casually --as
it seemed to her.
"Six months is hardly long enough
to achieve success—at least honestly—
anywhere," said Jean in the same
steady, quiet voice. "And your bro-
ther did not get in with the right kind
of people."
"Ile had several introductions.
Some of thein quite good, we thought,
Tiley were of no useet all. • He
did not even get a simple suggestion_
from them."
"Then tell me what he has actually
been doing, will you?"
"He has tried a good many -things.
He had a secretarial post for a few
weeks, but the Syndicate burst up.
They took him because they said he
would impress
Duke, 1 1
looked like a Iiul e w
callers. ' That was quite good while
itlasted--•—
"
"That w1S at the very beginning,
of course, when ho wrote in such good
spirits?" suggested Judy.
A
One year, as summer carne,
And stunibled on her little beset
Who had forgotten her name.
And found beyond refuting •
•What• made that crooked' seam,.;
What burned the biscuits in their
prime, .
And spoiled the mellow cream.
O little great-grandmother,.
The dream that hound your brow
Has touched my own unwitting eyes.
It's June in Devon now.'
--Nancy Byrd T,uruerr
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veY reach."
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WHY, FLOWERS
COLOR THEMSELVES
All living cr•.eatexes color themselves
to escape detection by emenies, Alven
the trees try to hide their teunite by
generally eseumiing tints, Weeds and
sasses which mancities' not like t9
.
have on his well -kept leern diegidee
themselves as grasses and creep slyly • --1.46a
underneath the real grassers.
Everything tries; to, hide, and so
wines the question: Who' the very
gaudy colons of tropical birds? 13e
cause they array themselves s'o as. to
escape dangers: Their etrirtliug colors
are; made to attract the attention of
insects. Tliey actually try to 'make
their plumage look like the finest of •
blossoms.
Fiowers array theniseives°in beauti-
ful tints to lure insects. ' Not only that,
but they make theesweetes't kind of
honey for the same purpose—all this
because life devotes itself to increas-
ing "its own family. The beautiful
flower makes the honey, not to' please
li1nise'.t, but to please the bees and
turn diem into slaves to do that part of
the work Vlach be cannot do because
he stands'rooted to the .ground.
The fewer must depend upon the '
winds turd insects to carry his eggs to
seine other plant so that the- two eggs
alit increase and multiply. Pollen, f30
ti1t°,ae' eggs are. called, not real eggs,
but just exactly the same as eggs, male
and female. Some few plants bear,
both sexes.
-
Man, groat as . he "thinks himself,
could not devise a better eclieme than
the flowers' have invented throughmil-
hells of generations,
The flower has' Made itself beautiful
to attract and hold the eye of the bee,
who has learned that these pretty
thing's have the sweets which are the
chief things in his life. These sweets
are furnished by the flower which is
clever enough to grow the nectar deep
inside .where' the blossom narrows
down fromthe absurdly -vide entrance. .
This is not accidental,it is cleverly;
thought out.
To get the neetaa the insect must
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squeeze his own head and body into a
space that is so small as to be uncom-
fortable. This is. the Big Idea of the
flower, which has. scattered its eggs all
around the entrance so that the insect
cannot steal the nectar without getting
eggs all over himself. These eggs• he
carries• to the nest blossom, where
some are eure to be scraped oft" and
lett as he gets. a new' load from the
second blossom., and se on from ftbwer
to flower, leaving the male eggs' here
and f smalls eggs there.
One of the most interesting things in
bee life is to -watch bees work their
way into the narrow treasury where
the nectar is kept It is not an easy
labor for the bee Stand near fioweus
where bees are busy and watch the
operation closely.
You can see the bee alight on the eee
birosS.om and take a look inside' to seen.
whether he is too late or just on time.
If no other insect has been there first,.
he pokes his head out of eight while he
sips the nectar. You can see ilial
struggle a:. he pushee'his body into the
narrow part. Whenhe backs out -he
sometimes stops for a few secon•da to
pat on his hips the waxy .s'tult the flow-
er bas provided for just suck a pur-
pose.
Frequently, and especially while the,
first combs are being made in the •hives.
the bees gather large quantities of this
wavy material. They pat- it on their
nips until the hips•. are so large as to
bo very much but of proportion.
Watch the bees working among; the
flowers; use a large magnifying glasg..
and you will see a moving picture that
will surprise you.
But those gaudy birds? The story is
soon' told. They disguise'them'selves
so that while they are hunting the in-
eeets among the flowers they are al-
most initintinguishable because they
look like flowers and fit the scenery.
A Shortened Life.
A man travelling in Maine met' a
middle-aged farmer who said hie i'eth
er,. ninety years old, was still on the
farm where he was born.
"Ninety years old, eh?"
"Yep, pop is Close to ninety."
"Is his health .good?" ,
" 'Taint much now. He's been cora
plainin' for a few months back."
"What's' the natter with hin?" ask-
ed the traveller.
"I dunno; sometimes I think farmin'
don't agree with him."
Not Quite Far Enough. -
Pat had injured himself at his wcek. •`.
He was a "bricklayer's _laborer, and
whilst handing up a holst fell of bricks
he had the misfortune to fall from the
scaffolding.
happily,. however, he was not much
the worse for his fall, and a'few days
later recounted the affair to some : o1 -
hie friends.
"Yee, • and '.did all your sins flash
throughyour- mind as y,e fell; Pat?"
"Begone," answered „Pet, "I said
thirty feet, not thirty metiers!
He Couldn't Smile.
Jack had been to •have his photo-
graph taken. When he igot the Proofs
he showed them to his pa. Sandy, who
looked at 'them in silend'e for a mo -
man{.
"Diana ye like it?" asked.Jock anxi-
ously,
'Ay! But it seeniis a petty yte r onz-
n't hoe' smiled when the mon was tar
days," replied Sauey slowly,
"Ay, mon,., said Jock sadly: "but
how could I when they eho"teo wer'8
casting rue twel' sbiliin,s, the 4112on7"