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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1925-6-11, Page 2BALLOON TIRES PROVE COMFORT IN HARD TESTS. That balloon tires have come to stay aDVANxaens ales SEW. 'e in .eornfort1 There eke is the adventege of such as rep�resveimting adva,iii. for motorists is generally ooneedod.1 a car being less liable' :to skid on a new tenden-; slippery highway' than with the cord I•Iowever, there aresoma cies pertaining to.the use of balloon tires, and there is much less danger tires which obtain as a result of ex of the balloon tires pi ling up naaiis perience in their use during the last and getting punctures when they few months. Consideration of these more highly inflated than in thefor- tendencies o tendencies should enable the auto- mer low -inflation method, Of course, eriebillst using balloon tires to prolong the greatest benefit which comc u e nitre the life of this importent factor in the increased inflation i,, f motoring, and to secure more general} fact that tires which have been in satisfaction from the standpoint of fisted will last much longer, and riding comfort. therefore the tire expense to the um - While the natural tendency has been torist is considerably reduced: or owners to do nothing but sit back It is now considered that about f wthirtpounds is the best pressure to and enjoy the with velvet-like, slioctiless{ use in tires on an automobile weigh - ease that owners with balloon' tires,' ing. around 3,000 pounds. Cars which study ow rs have been making a are heavier will need some extra air study of how to get the best possible , , to secure the same gen- zn the tires ! ridings A. full x cram sweet in id g their °' into the 'n' With the Boys, Ill�raa�y in �a>n,��a.- ._ Nome peoplq let e r . themselves grow Illiteracy iii Canada is not conhiied old, others gray'. old gracefully, whir' , to grow old. newer latter plan- illusti�atiozis of the 11.441,1 .DAY, AT SEA Othe7.s pesiti'lely z,.fua,o J to its froutirs and, territories, i•� _ „.. Defining illiteracy as inabi.z,y efts "•" " .' �; ". ". years to read or write l?ar(, CQin4' to light, iii resent letters to At- tlee age q ten y : z r' i ` l . 'E in ' Tti le:t tern ttti. I}ii,i ;# 4 yOur15. A 9t1 a great At o the. the saner a ),see ztic.linox, /t Is, ni l}t. The 'dancers v in any language, ' azo sir lllysms f 'Service of 'the 1?a aartniciit of the In - 5.10 n i nein census statistics of 19.. i shows that, 1 le number of en- lgaveounges gone` fron'i the ballroom; the i a i of t. tenor, xeznarlcab� u loun es and decks are deserted save G. L0. per cent. of the pope l ton !quirks are lain received from real- , g Canada is illiterate, Of the provinces,} d `�like for information for ties t'eeas4Tnal passing of the sbip•I. Ontario has the illiteracy, 2.90 dents acror�s the policei'ean, The only sounds ere the per Gent„ and lowest ilhtcic tops the concerning canoe routes and camping M . ;conditions in Canada, ,p,articularly in, swish of the ocean and the mightx. list with 7.61 per cent• alliterate.muffled pulsing oY the engines as they Manitoba comes second tc. New Bruns- t those. portions, where only a real man feree this 5o,o00-ton mass et steel and wick with' coanmes ' it provincen7.09 per would undertake the hairslahips incl- iron through the dark waters, Bruns - cent. In that the high per -f aeA glare strop the map of North- areat rest,ently all but we ship',s crew centage is due in great measure to western -Ontario will indicate the vast at But if ' make our way the large immigrant population in network of lakes and rivers; the to the liowelsl of tills leviathan we shall which illiteracy ms miicli higher then' i rester onion 'of which,have never find a scene o among Canadian born. Of the foreign g poition connected with th g t of the born in Manitoba 20,72 per cent. are or at least rarely been traversed by illiterate. In the three Western Pro -I any but the native Indirns. Into this sinter there are 619,636 illiterates and „area the coming season in increasing of these per are foreign born' numbers', lovers of nature, children of and 19 per cent. Canadian and Brit -;the open, trail -breakers, or by what ish b condition which should other appropriate designation these f feverish activity un e nava a ion vessel. It is the printers' shop, and the next morning's Atlantic newspaper is. being put to press., Keeping in Touch With the World, Many of the great Atlantic liners is aril—a con delvers into the wilds ins be known �. ,,:h.. Mt. • �. _ F:,,; .K ,... Com- y , (publish daily newspapers while at sea. them and menu « . , , �„ka...a ���. i � �,, ..... �\...,. , .,,`t....:.. , s ...., : ` ... ,,......: ., ,..:mac..• •. d think C , 1 using .balloon from s,1 results "b � Str,:.iy:g r'.- r• ..cell ',:%�;. �•'l@'4,,"i';�??;� >:w had1,000ielle... ., ” , .ti . ., w • ...>b. have. _..:. by eonaerns !�;�,,<:''•` 1✓..\. , :`rh :ores, :'..h:... facturin about .<,,.,<.. .. -. . � ,,...,.... ,;aux �c ti.,.... ,�,,.,..• orr.,<., g a load of:•:..r,.' he be Lire Garry; gy �fi ..,...•.........;.,...�.�,. r ,,.,.§•:.`„�y:,;, �,`•.wv ..., a..,• tt figuring t •. >u m rka �, b at ve parts letters over -inflated bei +• of their States d F Canadians, .. - .... as , us ri• make • 1 a B • sir canoes` and out- This was until recently purely -s are doing will be packing their 1 g • pulsory education a�� fits ti-sh enterprise, but' now the United se man much, but in spite of these, , Y has followed salt by installing es ; poen s is considered e i r� Prom the tenorS ' i >` ,..,.elle •.. .; >: Caziadiaaz' born : children of foreign, fo . • <•. man of these men must be past mid an up to date printing plant and an satisfaction to automobile owners, anything i parentage as,well as -many children of y for a 6.20 tire, clic of the inanufactur- ar rets a're er- die .life, but the'fascination for the editor on_. the' largest United States esseieseseaanyeaasese INFLATION FOUND. amends twenty -foot pounds 'Visitors to Montreal find file famous old church of. Bo zsecomrrs one of the - Canadian illiterate p P p wild still holds- its ower over them. sine. PROPER INFLA era recommends methods that would give the greatest, thin over thirty pounds. And etuati;n� their family names' m the P P minimum inflation for such. a 'I'n church is dedicated to all seafarers P Sees their faces The most important publicat o the mosmake' o discovered is that at car arouxid 1,000 pounds. of fore; n b � turned :toward the great• unexplored: the 'British ships are those produced' inflate has been tires. It s important the consideration is 39 46 cent foreign first .there. is a tendency to under- Another ' a much as 'the manufacturers Canada are illiterate and 7 66 inft to buil It was found that rn s their Canadian born children can P g, take on an iron -grey shade the Fl t Street These jamnalists travel ions on that with a very low air.pressure the have carefully tested the tires ithey One f t --portant things as the interests g 1 f illiteracy. For instance n landaiiar cs. a c surEachrecurring seasone •-,-• ora UlEram,n- CROSS -WORD PUZZLE, per areas and the. refuse to recognize Yon the three largest liners. On ians zn. lana that time is assin •while ;their hair a balloon of each of these ship.3 is an editor from neither lead nor. writ'! Illiteracy, may, ee reduced. make from the standpoint o giving heart remainsyoung,—theycrave, the amount of shock was greatly othe own - able however, must not be' confused with as first-class passengers, mingling such circum- the greatest service possible, freedom of the 'open, and refuse to The fact that under„ :;®®� inability to speak English. This is pamong the social life of tho;ship each e still. er should carefully *follow to pres-c®®� row old: day, until it ss, time for them to change stances the balloon tires wereasto „ another problem and a serious- one. In g turers' recommendations a e 40 000 c'iti- One of the letters asking for maps their dress clothes. for garb more suit- stan to give satisfaction from the', ` m _ ; . ; • Saskatchewan alone over , sure He should be careful above all : : .,., and canoe routes, which the Natural •able for •contact with •printers elk. izik. On standpoint of continued service indi-itis al- a:, . a ze cannot speak English • things not to overinflate, and !{� �. ps�; hath manufacture g w the,;• a t ■' ' ` � ■� t h h Y ea es - ers • put into these first designs of most as important to be sure that the t under -inflated. This s n - ice is pro- Service tells en S In P A much- lower uxbai than rural il- Resourcesg t• he smaller e I 1 k of arrant - - ab1 r vessels the tis g .ryr _ elidin to tourists, is so enthusiastic _ � . literacy in Canada,even amongfox- g �lug the paper is in the ants o the _tires are no ~` the excellent that reading between the lines one pursers, tiontires. After some znvesti�a should take °�," eign born, demonstrates - means that the motorist s �• can feel that the,writer is just bub - ed t however,nchat been es o not giv e I i tires ::Y '" work that is. being accomplished -by •• .:the trouble to test the air in his "' -- < Collecting the News ed that under -inflation does give . ..` night schools, bling over in his eagerness to again frequently to see .that they are keptply the paddle or smoulder the pack Editing a paper at sea has many die the best results in the long run and t, the i e. ; ' ' • boon Liras the car' at about the. proper - that in using the balloon _ ®�®r� e a ■t,'. '®��. eh'ould not sag when driving along l Car manufacturers have been im ..------42.---: the highway.vin thedesigns of steeringtwhich are d other units In fact there is a de- Proving - Acuities, chief of which is that atmos - Field Marshal French. , :sack lie' says Last summer my esig Whatever place may be finally fisprings , an of er; - .�®`� "�'� " `s assigned` the Earl of Ypres in the his - airtendency nowadays to put morelpressure tires so that ; 38 tory of Britain's part in the World air in these' tires, the that'the shoe; thei's is by low p , �■■���� Y stands up in much same way aa a there now a perfect adjustment be- i. » War, o subsequent revelations can cord tire. I tween these factors and the new type of tires. This adjustment, however, co , Of arse even under these circum-' needs the proper pressure in the tires stances, there is a large_ contact with order to be completely satisfactory the road when using balloon tires. ;and it is found that even One or two This is due to the larger dimensions of the new tire. But the results are pounds one way or the other makes. It is now the usual considerable difference in the satisfac more satisfactory, tion derived from balloon sires. thing for motorists to carry from Svc: Ordinarily a tire should' not lose to fifteen pounds more air pressure in., more than four pounds of an pressure their tires than was the case twelve in a month, provided the valvas are months ago. • l kept tight and the caps are given a As a matter of fact,. in many cases tight • twist In some instances, under the air pressure has been doubled. these conditions, the pressure will re Where a year ago some automobile main practically constant for several owners were carrying only fifteen weeks. The owner of the • car usually pounds in their tires, they are now can ascertain in a short time how thirty pounds,and several rapidly deflation takes place and can carrying y , manufacturers are, recommending .adjust his schedule of renewing air for the rear tireslpressure in his tires accordingly, twenty-five pounds }p and thirty pounds for the front ones.' It is estimated that balloon tires While this does not give quite the( have greatly reduced the -number of feather -bed effect of the low inflation, f punctures, so that it is not uncommon it does give a. riding comfort which is; now for a driver to go 5,000 miles very satisfactory and much in ad- I without having any tire trouble. Thsse vane of the cord tires. This makes i tires are not so soft as to drag up for better mileage and enables the • foreign matter nor so hard as to force driver to get more power from the! nails and other sharp articles into the engine. I tread. The First "Black Maria." Now that London's last real "Black Maria"—the horse-drawn prison van— has been relegated to the scrap -heap, it is interesting to trace the manner by which it came by its name. The common theory is that it was Listening to Music. Listening to music with intelligence demands from the Iistener more than. is 'demanded from the votary of the other arts. The lover of painting or of sculpture may stand before the pic- ture or the statue for as long as he named after a inuseular negress of likes'. The'loier of literature has Boston named Maria Lee, and there available to him the books of his seems to be no other candidate. It authors. Those a'rt's not only provide was said that "Black Maria" was so for their lovers permanent records of powerful it was. always necessary to their beauties, but some of them en - obtain a conveyance in whieh to take able those who study them to bring her to prison. The first prison vans into play the healthful activity of cam - were, therefore, named after her. parison. Thus, the person looking at The name, "Black Maria," is one of a picture or a piece of sculpture in - the few respectable terms in the stinotively measures what they repre- language which the Oxford Dictionary . sent with the reality in °so far as he omits to recognize.' Will the phrase has seen it. Music, on the ether hand, disappear now that the "Black Maria" has no such aids to its effect upon its , pp hearers. Being merely sound, and becomes a motor instead of a horse vehicle? Quite possibly it may,, sound that is as fleeting as it is intang- ible, its effect must chiefly be instan- - conservative institution. I taneous effect" For that reason, lis- tening to it, if it is to be intelligent Artificial Silk Popular. 1lis•tening, must be far more concen- Ieek,' England, the first silk centre trated than intelligent looking at a. to take up seriously the production of picture or intelligent reading of - a artificial silk garments, has been so book need be. If successful in the change that its per- Which Way Are You Living? the oentage of unemployment is the low There is a tremendous difference be- will of anydistrict of the silk tllst THE INTERNAiiONAL SY iDICATE. SUGGESTIONS FOR SOLVING CROSS -WORD PUZZLES Start out by filling in the words of which you• feel reasonably in em sure. These will give you a clue to other words cress g them, a :the. m turn to still ogres A letter belongs zi ach white ndY space, words starting at' .the numbered squares and .ruening either horizontally or vertically or both. HORIZONTAL 1—A vegetable - 6—Of more recent date. 10-1n the year of our Lord -(abbr.) 11—To analyze according to'gram- mar 14—Division of the army (abbr.) 15 -Railway (abbr.) 17—To stfike, out ` 18—Note of the scale 19—Ope whor•.loves extremely 20—Perches 21—Footless animals 24 --To take firm hold 28—Highest card 29—Variety of pork 32—Exclamation 33—City In N. E. Massachusetts 36—Prefile, Toward; to • - 37—Everlasting 38—Black and red bird of U. S.(pl.) 39—Abbr. for name of a Western State. 40 -Covered' with dots 42—Bone (Latin) 43—A dunce 45—Used in billiards 46—Made an error 49—Slips sideways ;51—Variety of domestic fowl 1•63—One who paints 55-Abbr. for a thoroughfare ;56—A vegetable 159—Civil Engineer (abbr.) 160—Toward ;61—Plural of that « �� I62—Prefix meaning. In" 184—Gyrates lea --To he indignant at VERTICAL 1—A throng 2—Mother (abbr.) 3 -Loves extremely 4—Musical entertainment 5—River. in Venezeula 6 --rooks at maliciously 7 -City in State -of Washington 8—A Jarge cask (abler.) 9—Dried fruit 12—Man's name (familiar) 13—N:"Central State of U. 3. (abbr.) 16—Measure of length (abbr.) 18—A thoroughfare (abbr.) 22—A fastener 23—Attentive 25—Proportion 26 -In front 27-A spring flower • 29—Party to a marriage ceremony 30—Tint 31—Stout 34—Short sleep 35—Before 41—Charge made for instruction 43—Bigoted 44—Physician 47 -Ties again 48 -Abhor • - - 49 -Dots - 50—More rational 52—Man's name (abbr.) 54—Southern State of U. Si (abbr.)` 57—Arbbr. for a New England' Stati� 58—A bone- (Latin) 60—Same as si (musical) • 63—Point of compass (abbr.) sixteen -year-old son and I spent a pherics and 'static interference, over wonderful vacation ?r• the Hunter's which man has no control, often in- Island country, next summer we want to go ,either to Nipigon or. French rob his name : of the lustre that at- Rivers” tached to his supreme effort on the The old spirit will not down, and the news by -wireless comes from Eng battlefield from which his title was the coming season is to see many of land, the principal' source being the was the fore - their erstwhile staid business' men and newspaper's head office in London. derived. Lord Frenchtheir sons *from all over the. United The British Foreign Office also sends most factor in the creation of the States and Canada answering the call out daily services of news covering "First Hundred Thousand," as the nucleus of that greater force whose firm stand on the'Continental fore- shore saved the day for the Allies and for embattled civilization. When French's great service was The . Natural Besoueces Intelligence American service. performed, it was undoubtedly well Servoe • of the Dept of the Interior The flow of press messages to the for the further conduct of the British. at Ottawa says: - liner's wireless room is intermittent offensive that the supreme command Canada's now in the wireless operators are kept hard at vrork transcribing the thousands of terrupt the wireless. service of news,. Heacy seas, too, mean troublesome times: for the printers. The bulk of of the wild into the undeveloped heart world, events, and which is known as of the continent "British Official."` As the liner nears the American coast the ed'i'tor cannot' d from: Eng_ Natural Resources Bulletin. depend wholly upon radio land, but as substitute he has• an crops .are during the day, but at night the four was intrusted to Haig• But in a year ground, and the annual question, and a half of.intensive -warfare he "What will be harvest be" must re - had justified the faith reposed in him main unanswered for some months. as the brilliant tactician of the South The result will now depend upon Na - African war. -AAs Lord Lieutenant of i ture. Sunshine and moisture have the events and he 'he as .a message is 'completed' it is •con- Ireland'until the Home Rule Partition final say as to`the outcome; anti d t the'editor, who reads. it Act became effective, he served Imperial cause with courage and'firm- ' in a critical juncture.. Whatever policies of statecraft or the this connection it is well to recognize dye o , m- • our dependence upon forces entirely judges its value ,and then arranges it ,.: beyond our control. for the linotyper. Canada,fortunately, is blessed with It may be news of some disaster. In manoeuvres in the field may continue a climate that produces the very best that case he may deem it -worthy of a contents bill. Another printer, there- to be controversial issues in the ap-lof _staple food supplies and that can fore, proceeds to set the bill and print praisal of his career, he set down to, be depended upon. It is well for the it. It is all 'just as a Fleet Street of- S his record •ao much that was for the world that such is the case, otherwise lice; `there is the same complete ei- indisputable advantage of the cause many countries would be hard pressed industry. twee- living Ii£e Indifferently, without deal . . - Tune. Keep Your Piano in it is important that the piano in home be kept in tune—and who denytha.t it :should ?—it is a great nior'e important that the pianb in i a *fallout or semi-public place be kept There is nothing new in trial roar -I purpose or plan, and living it triumph- - tune. - single ople,;with a definite goal riages. According to some peantlyh d fiit view. every marriage is a trial. in can., disgust a whole roomful of people. Notone family and a few neighbors, as in the case of a piano in the home, but inaily families.- of pianos „ in - themajority p •e t And Y public. places are neglected. Is thia not worth a thought. on someone's 1 O.S.M. Such part? a piano, upon a hearing, in which his sword was drawn that he for enough to eat Canadian wheat m is entitled to a place high in the list its raw state is now -going to 26 in - of soldiers who have ably served the ,dividual countries while Canadian British commonwealth. wheat flour is, being used upon the Obstinate. Mother—"Now, children, don't quar- rel. ' What's the matter?" Willie—"We're playing airplane, and Marie won't jump ;out the attic win- dow with your umbrella. Punish Owner of the Dog. When a' dog barks at night in Japan the owner is arrested and sentenced to work for a fixed time for the neigh- bors whose slumbers may have been. disturbed. Solution of last week's _nuzzle. fioi.ency from the point of view of both men and machinery. Passing the Pages. The news service •continues thus for tables of the people of '62 countries. many hours until the lest'' message as Canadian oatmeal and rolled oats are brought hot from the wires. There Is going to 20 countries, while meats of little time to lose if the paper is to be ready before breakfast, so it is set up at lightning speed: All the proofeehav-- Ing now been passed by the editor, the "frames" are clamped tight and final proofs are pulled for a last lookr They' are "O'K•'d." . At a. signal the electric button oper- ating the printing press is touched and next instant the paper is being printed to pass' into the waiting hands of the ship's boys, who are already.queueing up for their copies. Within half an hour, hundreds of copies of the six page paper, with its 16,000 words, of natter, including advertisements, will have been distributed among the! pas- , , A sigh of satisfaction escapes the editor. His` work is. done for another night. He looks through the porthole and sees the roseate dawn touch the boundless sea tongold. .11 is a picture. h cit man r'eath- which would hold the y ,, breath- less. less, The editor yawns. and stumbles off to bed. • all kinds are being provided for ;a great many populations. Canadian farmers have a responsi- bility which has probably never be- fore been placeduponthe shoulders of any group of men. The United Stabes'ahas practically ceased as a wheat'exporti g nation, and the eyes of the 'world .are being directed to Oanada. We have the land, wehave the climate, and we have the raen with the ability and will to 'meet the de- mand, and within the next few- years this country will occupy a position neverbefore occupied by any country: Instead of being, as it now is, "the granary of the Empire," Canada will be the granary of the world. With the advantage of aa beneficent nature and the aggressiveness and energy of Canadian farmers, Canada, as a world supplier, will make' good. But They're Busy. It as estimated that 87 per cent. of those who pity themselves haven't much else to do. Only the dentist gets •p aid for look-. ing down in the mouth. Romance Enters the Little Fellow's Life. LrI ."1..AND •k't'—by Bald feistier.• ''J -. _ : _ _ 'C SiR, Yov Shur Yo V: waRc- So .13teAue: c-_. MY Root AOGGIc. ,\ csN, DEAR M,• MY wo[zD• The- -: STjzG-C-iS Pii2C- e cd -i, KIND --x SAVEb iHG-- uFG oF = Kcttc is MY GARU - {o� , 1NAnxz. MCC t tnY BRaittCt�'. 1; R �yr!- % . r d -O- OtiO,%l. 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Take Good Aim. s To -day- I heard anew Mark Twain story: A woman—notecl as a nagging wife—and also as a great bore; a-p- proached Mark Twain one evening at a banquet --- "Oh, Mr;` Clemens," she exclaimed effusively, "I am going away! Do' you think my husband will miss me?". "If he does, Madam," responded the great author, "he sbnuid never be' trusted with fire arms again' Vienna's Many Trees. • In the streets of >, e.maim there are trees enough to make a small 'forest... e,..)"'^`" 1tthey were placed together on one spot of land. According to the latest figures of the -municipal government, they number 058,060. µOnly a Memory. Elderly !mires (s wily) --"No, Mr. Jones, my heart is dead to the tender passion. The only man 1 ever loved, or could ever love, was, Milled at the battle of—of-----" Mr. Bones "(disappointed, and reach- ing for his fiat) -;"Waterloo?" The Coldest Absolute zero, or coldest possible temperature, is reliiu' , 473 ci greea. The eoldost medium used in industry is liquid air, which is 316 aagreos IFahrenheit be'lo'w zero,