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BIA discuss eyesore
A long-time empty eyesore
on Seaforth's Main Street
was discussed at the local
business improvement asso-
ciation's (BIA) recent annual
meeting.
"Bob Fisher asked if the
town could give the owners
of the EMA building a
receipt for donating the
building to the town; tear
down the building; and turn
the property into an ice rink
in the winter and a farmer's
market in the summer," min-
utes of the Feb. 24 meeting
state.
"Administrator Crocker
replied Scaforth could do that
hut then the building would
become a liability for thc
town."
The empty metal -clad old
FMA building. between
Flower Magic and the CIBC,
was a restaurant before it
became a foodstore. It has
been empty for six years and
its lease expired in
September 1993. Its appear-
ance has been noticeably
deteriorating since then.
"Also, the property has just
been listed for tax sale and it
will take a year to deem it,"
the BIA minutes continue. "If
there is an auction for the
property, it will take place
next year at about this time.
"The town has been unable
to locate the owner, so we
cannot even make such an
offer to him.
"Crocker suggested that if
thc BIA is serious about this
idea, they could makc a pre-
sentation to council."
Easter bunny on Main Street
The Easter bunny isn't
going to hide eggs in the park
for a hunt next month as has
been recent custom in this
town. instead the. furry crea-
ture with the floppy cars will
he uptown in Scaforth hand-
ing out chocolate eggs to the
kids on Main Street.
At its recent annual mccting
the Scaforth business
improvement association
(BIA) also decided not to
contribute to Mother's Day
and Canada Day promotions
this year.
"'Moonlight Madness' will
continue with the same hud-
gct of $3.800. Christmas pro-
motions will he reduced by
$1,500," according to min-
utes of the mccting. "The
BIA Kuck promotion will he
increased to $30,00(} again.
with the BIA subsidizing the
10 per cent savings to cus-
tomers at a cost of $3,000.
"The hoard of management
decided to reduce the total
promotions budget this year
from $12.000 to $10,00), and
to place $2,1100 in capital
expenses for downtown beau-
tification."
Former mayor assumes chair of
`Celebrate Seaforth's History'
Former mayor Irwin
Johnston has agreed to
assume the position of chair
of the "Celebrate Seaforth's
History" committee.
It is working on establish-
ing a museum in town, in
conjunction with thc Huron
County Museum, and has
gathered information on tem-
porary work and storagc
spaces around town.
There is a large room (44' x
22') availahlc for the short
term at the Seaforth Medical
Clinic. as well as 624 square
feet on the second floor of
Town Hall." according to thc
minutes of the history com-
mittee's Feb. 18 meeting.
Nothing was available at
the local public or high
schools. and thc Van Egmond
House similarly has nothing
availahlc and is "considering
expanding for their own
needs."
The history committee is
also working on an oral his-
tory Of town. in conjunction,
with Scaforth Public School.
At the start of next month,
about a dozen Grade 8
enrichment students at the
school plan to interview a list
of prominent Seaforth people
about thc past.
In other developments, the
history committee is receiv-
ing some of thc furnishings
from thc Oddfellows Lodge
and needs to find space for it
soon.
"No decision will he made
until after the Town Hall
spaces and Oddfellows fur-
nishings have been viewed."
minutes of the meeting note.
Optimist club may be revived
The Optimist Club may be
revived in Scaforth.
For lack of members the
international service club
faded away here last year to
the point where the town had
to officially assume responsi-
bility for Optimist Hall,•in
need of repair, in the Park of
the same name to the south of
Seaforth.
But recreation director
Marty Bedard told council
last Tuesday night that the
Optimist Club from
Shakespeare has been doing a
town -wide sweep here since
the middle of February trying
to get names to re -start the
club in Seaforth.
As of last Tuesday they had
45 names.
The recreation director
reported that thc Shakespeare
Club was organizing a meet-
ing in Seaforth for those who
have indicated an interest, in
search of a "firm commit-
ment."
William Thomas
Dialogue of marriage - or he said, she said
I spent a day last week in
Napanee, Ontario which
could be a working model for
small town success in this
country.
For a place of only 6,000
people to have a two -screen
cinema, a film festival, a
fishing derby, Sir John A.
Macdonald Days, a mall
without corresponding
hoarded -up stores in
downtown, thriving service
clubs of all kinds -- I would
say to the Chamber of
Commerce "hey! Pass it on!"
It was there at a community
awards dinner I met Corina
and Steven, two immediately
and immensely likeable
people despite the fact they
turned out to be lawyers.
Corina and Steven are in
love. They met three months
ago. got engaged on
Valentine's Day and they'rc
now planning a wedding on
the Caribbean Island of St.
Lucia.
1 thought that was great and
1 told them so. especially the
pan about getting married in
a foreign country. I mean, if it
doesn't work out, surely two
lawyers can find a few
loopholes in such an offshore
deal to make it appear it
never happened in the first
place.
If not blinded, certainly
momentarily dazed by love.
Corina and Steven laughed as
they shared some of the early
tribulations of two people in
their late 30s. previously
resigned toremain single and
now preparing to merge lives.
When Corina laughed good
naturedly at the fact she
doesn't smoke but Steven
does and full ashtrays were a
bit of an irritation, the
married woman to my right
rolled her eyes - oh yeah,
now it's annoying. After the
marriage it'll be a legitimate
reason to declare The War
Measures Act.
Corina talked about
preparing Steven's house for
cohabitation by sorting
through his bachelor
belongings. Or, as she put it:
"Throwing out all that junk."
The married man across from
me flinched and hastily lit a
cigarette. He'd been there,
endured that.
Corina was still laughing
about cooking her first meal
for Steven and he refused to
eat it because it had pepper
on it. I think she was
laughing because she was
thinking about that all
purpose marital weapon of
revenge Steven's yet to
experience. It's called the
casserole. Trust me Steven,
you might as well cat it the
first time.
When Steven admitted that
he'd already sold his sports
car, I realized if I was going
to help this man, it would
have to be with a well-
planned kidnapping and de -
brainwashing.
Anyway, it was an innocent
exchange of pesky little
problems arising between
two fresh -faced lovers while
those of us with military
service, sorry... marriage
experience bled from the
corners of our mouths ftom
biting our tongues while
smiling.
I'm betting a couple of
years into the marriage the
he/she dialogue will sound
something like this.
Steven: "No, seriously
honey -- unless we're
travelling in one of those dual
control flight instruction
airplanes -- if I'm driving,
you can't be." Corina:
"Exactly who did you blame
those on, before we got the
dog?" Steven: "Really, it's a
very good system: I cook and
you do the dishes and you
cook and I cook next time
and on like that." Corina:
"What happened from the
time you used to stifle a belch
to this morning whcn you
knocked the painting off the
wall?" Steven: "I don't mind
listening to the stories about
your family. As long as
there's not a test at the end."
Corina: "What arc you
thinking about right now?
Honest, I really want to
know."
Steven. "Instead of saying:
'What arc you thinking about
right now?' why don't you
just say: 'Hey! Let's fight.
Right here. Right now. War.'
Corina: "Husky in a feminine
kind of way!?! I don't pick
on your sister!" Stcvcn: "I
don't care if it's pizza and it
got delivered. If I pay for it, it
does so .count as taking you
out to dinner." Corina: "I
think we have to
communicate Netter. Talk
things through. Steven''
Steven. take your hands off
your cars and quit chanting."
Steven: "I don't need joint
counselling! That kid. that
Olympic snowhoardcr! He
needs joint counselling!"
Corina: •"1 don't think I'm
being unreasonable. It's been
four years now and I think
the hest man should go
home." Steven: -Actually 1
wasn't going to have another
drink until you said I
shouldn't."
Corina: "I'm serious. If you
had it surgically implanted
and I wanted to change the
channel. at least we'd get to
-hold hands orcasionall� !"
Steven: "Look I'm real1
sorry hut how do you know I
was the one who left it up'!"
Corina: "Yes you do take
the garbage out. But 1 don't
think the garage is supposed
to he its final resting placc!'"-
Steven: "If I have io [take a
run to the Beer Store and the
hall game's still on in the
den. it doesn't mean I'm not
watching it."
The first guy to agree to get
married -- that's the guy they
should have hobbled. What
the hell was he thinking.'
"Lei's see, 1 can no longer
go out all night with the boys.
From now on 1 can only sleep
with one woman. I gotta get
rid of my sports car. And it it
doesn't work out, )he gets
half my stuff. Great! Where
do I sign up?"
And the hest is ,-- there are'
no restrictions -- anybody can
get in on this deal!
A step towards higher civilization:
Passing ofow c bylaw in 1897
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FROM THE PAGES OF
THE HURON EXPOSITOR
DECEMBER 24,1897
BAD WALKING - By the
passing of the cow bylaw
preventing our streets from
being turned into a cow pas-
turc, we took a step towards
higher civilization. There are
many more which might be
taken but the most pressing
one at this time of thc year is
the matter of having our side-
walks in a walkable condi-
tion. If thc town authorities
do not consider that the timc
'is yet ripe for the passing of
legislation compelling people
to sweep the walks in front of
their premises free from
snow, they have the means at
hand whereby they can do the
next hest thing. Lying hidden
away in some out of the way
corner is a snow plow, the
property of the town. Why
not unearth it and put it into
thc use for which it was cre-
ated?
Collegiate Institute
Examinations - At the
Christmas examinations,
recently held, the following
students passed with honors
in forms I and II: Form I, --
First class, Bert Van Egmond,
Carrie Dopp, Maggie Elliott,
Grace McDonald. Second
class, Isabel Cumming, Alice
Daley, Mary Finlayson, Ada
Ouestion of the week
Lawrence, Lizzie Lawrence,
Ida McDonald. Form II, -
First class, Minnie Beattie,
Agnes Brownell, Isabella
Waugh, Richard Elliott,
Edward Jackson, Hugh
Welsh. Second class, Lilian
Blatchford, Tessie Latimer,
Agnes Lynch, Bessie
McDonald, Dottie Wright,
Robert Anderson, Daniel
McLeod, Walter Pickard,
Stewart Walker, David Wren.
DECEMBER 15,1922
A Munificent Bequest - We
understand that by the will of
the late William Scott, who
died at his home in
Egmondville on Wednesday,
December 6th, the town of
Seaforth is left a bequest of
$40,000 for the erection and
maintenance of a hospital.
Further sums of $2,000 each
are left to the hospitals in
Clinton, Wingham and
Ooderich and $2,000 to the
Sick Children's Hospital,
Toronto. The estate amounted
to $90,000.
A Big Coal Bill - At the
December Session of the
County Council held in
Goderich last week, a firm of
coal dealers in that town ren-
dered a bill for $4,400. The
amount of the bill took thc
breath away from the worthy
In the Years Agone
councillors until it was
learned that this firm had
been supplying coal for the
county buildings for thc past
six years, without once ask-
ing for payment. The bill was
found to be correct in every
detail, and was paid. We
know of several towns in thc
county whose citizens would
welcome a firm of coal deal-
ers, who would guarantee to
render a bill only every six
years, " -
DECEMBER 26, 1947
Santa Claus on his annual
visit to Scaforth Friday after-
noon distributed nearly 1,200
gifts to Seaforth and district
children. Arriving in town
aboard Scatorth's new tire
truck, driven by D'Orlcan
Sills, the jolly gentleman
mounted the platform in front
of the Town Hall, where he
commenced his nearly two-
hour reception. Traffic was
prohibited along that portion
of Main Street during his
visit.
On Sunday members of the
Lions Club paid their 21st
annual Christmas visit to thc
Huron County Home when a
short program was presented
with James A. Stewart as
chairman. Following the
singing of caroN, solos by
James T. Scott anis numbers
by Walker Hart, Capt.
Halliwell- of thc Salvation
Army spoke briefly.
DECEMBER 28, 1972
Ross Kcrchcr, RR 2
Hensall, was installed as first
principal of Malloch Chapter
No. 66, Royal Arch Masons
at Scaforth. He succeeds Jack
Lavender of Hensall.
Other officers: Orville G.
Oke, Seaforth, second princi-
pal; Ronald Littleton.
Kippen, third principal; Rev.
J. Clifford Britton. Hensall,
secretary; William J.F. Bell.
Hensall, master of cere-
monies; Early Campbell.
Hensall, treasurer; Robert
Newnham, Scaforth, princi-
pal sojourner; Elmer
Townsend, Scaforth, senior
sojourner; William •
Stauttencr, Clinton. junior
sojourner; Keith Sharp, RR 2
Scaforth; James Doig, RR 4
Scaforth; Elgin McKinley.
Zurich; and Austin
Matheson, Clinton, vcilsmen;
and David MacLean,
Scaforth, tylcr.
Are you worried about government's
new legislation on health cards...?
Marlene Roberton
Seaforth
".,.no, it's an excellent idea
because of fraud. It will stop
people handing out health
cards to other people."
Elmira
"...yes, sometimes you
don't always have the card
with you. But it will cut
down on frtrd."
Shari Pickett
Seaforth
"...no, it's a wonderful idea
for security reasons. 1f it can
stop the abuse of the system I
say go for it."
Doug MacGregor
Kippen
",..no, because you will be
given so many dttys to pro-
duce thc card. I always keep
mint with mc."