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Resource visitors needed
District health units in
Huron and Penh are looking
for "parent resource visitors"
to begin intensive training at
the end of January in connec-
tion with a provincially -fund-
ed program called "Healthy
Babies. Healthy Children."
it "is designed to help new
parents connect with commu-
nity resources." according to
last week's press release from
the Huron County Health
Unit.
"It will pro.ide a limited
new service that involves
home visits to expectant and
new parents who arc in the
greatest need of support."
"Starting in January hospi-
tals will ensure all new par-
ents in need of support or ser-
vices will be connected with
the program's co-ordinator at
their local health unit. In
Huron and Perth the co-ordi-
nator is a public health nurse
experienced in working with
young families and commu-
nity resources.'
Further details are available'
by calling the Huron unit (at
482-3416 or 1-800-265-
5184) or the Perth unit (at
271-765(10 or toll free at 291-
9613).
Needy dinner falls short
• Organizers of a Christmas
day dinner for the needy in
Exeter say they were shocked
by the poor turnout.
More volunteers than
guests showed up.
Christmas dinner was pre-
pared for 1.000 hut only
about 100 showed up.
The abundance of extra
food. most of it donated.
including 180 kg of turkey
and 450 kg of potatoes. was
giycn to the London branch
of the Salvation .Army.
•
The Queen, the Pope unplugged
You know, I'm getting
really burned out on the great
Christmas speeches every
year, namely those delivered
by the Queen and the Pope.
They're always the same --
the doom, the gloom, the
prayers for peace. the wishes
for a better world. blah, blah,
blah. Nobody listens any
more. I didn't listen this year,
or last for that matter. Instead
I wrote the speeches they'd
really like to give if they
were set free from their spin -
doctors and public relations
geeks.
Now the Queen of England
has had yet another annus
horribilis which even a bad
Latin translator interprets as
"a real bummer."
Ladies and gentlemen.
direct from newly renovated
Buckingham Palace and the
House of Windsor Museum.
let's give it up for The
Queen!
"Good evening. First of all.
... excuse me. Philip! Tell
those bloody American
tourists to shut up. I'm
addressing The
Commonwealth! No. I'll not
sign any more coasters.
"First of all ... excuse me.
Philip! Get off of that
chambermaid. You know
very well that one belongs to
Charles. Good grief and the
people thought only Andy
was randy! "First of all it's
been another wretched year
for the Windsors. One of our
burned down and then that
proper bitch, Kitty Kelly
wrote a nasty book about us
and then the worst ...
'They tell me I never cried
in public before but it was
just so horrible, so sudden. so
wrong. Yes, as all of you well
know, I had to de-
commission the Royal Yacht
Britannica recently. God I
loved that boat!
"What? Oh shut your cake -
prosperous new year. All the
best. Buck up. We'll beat the
Jerrie% -- Winston assures me
of it. Ta ta.
Ladies and gentlemen.
direct from The Vatican with
B.B. King on lead guitar and
Bob Dylan on the harmonica.
here he is, the guy who's
tight with The Big Guy --
Pope John Paul, George. and
Ringo"!
"First of all I'd like to thank
hole Philip! I'll call it a B.B. King for giving me
bloody "boat" if I want. I'm "Lucille." Yes. to all those
the Queen -- you know -- I people who always wondered
could have you beheaded. about me -- yes. I finally got
"Yes the Britannica, God a woman. So you can tell all
rest her soul will no doubt your gay friends I'm no
become another royal tourist longer 'just another man in a
attraction. We're becoming a dress! Okay'
proper freak show, we are.
"Pretty soon Fergie will be
out front on the side walk
sucking her own toes and the
Yanks will be stuffing one
pound notes in her brassiere.
"And then they'll hook
Charles up to an invisible
wire and he'll fly around the
ballroom, flapping his ears.
"A terrible year. yes, but I
would like to thank the 29 per
cent of British people for
your continued support of the
monarchy.
"I'm not leaving. you know.
Never. All the bloody horses
in Britain couldn't drag me
out of my palace so forget
about it. And remember. I
own all the bloody horses in
England. So have a
castles, I forget which one.
Big loads on old roads
"I don't know why all these
rock stars are suddenly
hanging around me but it's
fun. And I don't know what
kind of insense they're
burning around here but
yesterday my Swiss Guards
did a musical ride around St.
Peter's Basilica and they
don't even own horses! Yes.
I'm 77 years old and it's time
FROM THE PAGES OF
THE HURON EXPOSITOR
JANUARY 7,1898
BiG LOADS - The farmers
of the county have of late
been recording the big Toads
which they have been hauling
to the various towns. hut the
record which we set a few
weeks ago. as told us by Mr.
Robert Govenlock. of
McKillop. has remained
unbroken by the teamsters of
today. Here. however. is
another of the old time loads
orrarne sace
Eighty years ago lodes).
January 7th. 1918. British
Prime Minister David Lloyd
George demanded the
restoration of Alsace and
Lorraine to France. The two
bordering provinces. "torn
from her side in the Franco-
Prussian war. -
Yes. it's pretty remote from
Seaforth in both time and dis-
tance. But it is important ...If
we are to learn and respect
the lessons of history.
. My father never said much
about his war. I'm sure it
brought hack sad memories
of the death of his twin broth-
er who was killed not long
before the armistice was
signed. Although in the early
thirties when 1 was a small
boy. 1 do remember hearing
names like Ypres. the river
Somme. Arras. Pachendalc
and Vimy Ridge.
He spoke as well of a place
called Alsace and Lorraine
for 1 seem to recall a chum of
his in the 161st Battalion had
ancestors who were Alsacian.
I'm sure at the time I didn't
realize they were two sepa-
rate French provinces.
i remembered this in 1976
when I drove- from Lahr.
Germany crossing the French
border near Strassburg into
the province of Alsace. 1 was
on my way to the village of
Anncaux just south of
Camhrai to visit the grave of
dad's twin. my uncle
Clarence. 1 stopped in
Strassburg to do some sight-
seeing and have dinner...the
city is famous for it's restau-
rants.
in the window of a second
hand store I noticed a small
hook with the title "Lorraine
Alsace - Promised Land". I
bought it for 3 francs. 1 was
surprised that it was printed
in English. It was published
in 1918 and it was written by
Albert de Dietrich. Dietrich
was a wounded French offi-
cer who was assigned.
through the auspices of the
American YMCA to give lec-
tures to soldiers from the
United States. about the
French and their history.
1 didn't notice until 1 got
home that it sold for one
franc in 1918..and that it was
published as part of a cam -
Gratitude expressed
Dear Editor:
The Huron Adult Day
Centre is very fortunate to he
a member agency of the
Huron United Way.
i would like to take this
opportunity to express my
gratitude to the people of
Huron County for the
wonderful response to thc
United Way annual
campaign. For the first time
since United Way started up
in Huron County in 1993
their goal has been surpassed.
and although due in large pan
to Champion and Sifto
contributions. it is also an
indication that other citizens
in the county are recognizing
that giving to United Way
can benefit so many of the
more vulnerable members of
our community. and
remember. every dollar
donated stays right here in
our community.
Rosemary Armstrong.
Executive Director,
Huron Adult Day Centre
Reminder
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phone number where the writer can be reached. The Huron
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paign to promote the return
of the territory of Alsace and
Lorraine to France at the end
of the war.
It is the area between
Belgium and Switzerland
where the borders of France
and Germany meet -a natural
battleground for centuries.
From the 'days of Julius
Caesar through Charlemagne..
to the holy Roman empire
through the 30 year's war in
the 17th century up to the.
first great war...Men from
half the countries in the
world fought and died on this
tiny stretch of ground.
1 bought the hook out of
curiosity and I suppose as a
souvenir: For it looked to be
a relic from thc past with a
name I recognized...and it
was in English so I could
read it.
What brought it to mind
again now was a passage or
two in a book I am reading.
"Vicky". the life of Queen
Victoria's eldest daughter the
Princess Royal of England.
who became a German
Princess when she married
Prince Frederick of Prussia.
read in the hook where
Countess Bismark. wife of
Emperor Otto Von Bismark
wrote. "I would shoot every
heathen Frenchman. down to
thc little babies...and throw in
many fire bombs until Paris
is destroyed forever."
Eventually France was
defeated. Emperor Bismark.
who condoned looting and
killing French civilians'.
demanded Alsace and
Lorraine for Germany as part
of the spoils of victory...and
it was taken. in the peace
treaty signed on May 1st.
1871.
The first paragraph of
Deitrich's booklet set the
tone of it's 40 odd pages. It
gave the reasons why the ter-
ntory of Alsace and Lorraine
should he handed back to
France at war's end in 1918.
"The natural frontier of
0-11 the Years Agone
which knocks all the modern
fellows into a cocked hat. Mr.
Robert McMillan: of
Roxboro, tells of a load of
wheat which was brought
into town some twenty-five
years ago. when he was buy-
ing grain for Mr. Brewer.
who was then running a mill
at Roxboro. It was hauled by
a Mr. Adams. of Gorrie. all
the way from Wroxeter. and
contained 157 bushels. or
nearly four and three quarter
tons. Let us hear of a load
that can beat this record.
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1 had a little fun. For 20
years, I've been coming out
on this balcony at Christmas
begging you people to quit
killing each other. to share
your wealth and your food. to
be kind to each other. And
what kind of a world do we
have today? An oyerheaied
open sewer with the rich on
one side and the poor on the
other and bombs and gunfire
raining down on everything.
"No. I never thought I'd
have to say this but -- you
people really (a very had
Latin word here 1 me off'
"That's it. No more
Monseigneur Nice Guy. I got
a few good years left and I'm
going to live a little.
"I'm the most travelled
Pope in history. 60 countries.
a billion people. a 101)
million miles. Yeah. well
where's my frequent flyer
points!?! You think I couldn't
use new luggage and
discounts at better restaurants
everywhere?
"And the Popemobile' It's a
freakin' van with a blister on
the roof. Two year ago I
asked them to install- a CD
player and they thought I was
off my nut.
"No. I'm sorry. I -m mortal.
I don't get a wild card in this
one. I'm checking out like the
rest of you and before i do 1
"I want to have a patntball
war with the Archbishop of
Canterbury. His Anglicans.
my Micks -- winner take all.
"I want to go sit on a park
bench with a bunch of crab
old coots and tell them I used
to be the Pope hut 1 quit
because the mitre was giving
me a migraine.
"I want to wear. Jeans and a
sweat shirt. lav on the couch
with one of those clickers .ind
watch a really good soccer
riot on television.
I'm going to try one more
year to make decent people
out of you savages. so listen
up. And this time ( mean !t --
don't make me bring Him
down here'
- Promised Land
France in the east is formed
by a rampart. the Vosges
Mountains and the Rhine
River. Between these two lies
Alsace and Lorraine. heroic
land, always coveted. always
offered in sacrifice in the
blood of it's children. on the
smoking alter of it's ruins:
But it's glorious and tragic
destiny ever brings it back to
it it's mother country."
The real horror of that great
war and what my dad and his
brother endured was brought
home to me after my father
died and I read the letters
they sent to their mother and
sisters. In 1961. the letters
and the diaries they kept were
passed on to me. The diaries
are difficult to read for they
tell of the loneliness and the
terror and deprivation of cold
battlefields with deep mud
and barbed wire...and trying
to take cover from the blast
of shells and the whining of
shrapnel....and attacks of poi-
son gas.
It was to be a war to end all
wars..hut it did not. A short
two decades later the same
sort of demons that sparked
the first war were at it
again...with the same kind of
unconscionable massacring
of innocent civilians...this
time the main victims were
Jews.
The last two pages of the
small booklet brought into
frightening focus what men
were capable of advocating
prior to the great war - and
what others were capable of
doing. I will not comment on
what is written but rather let
the frightening words stand
for themselves.
"We are of the race of the
God with the hammer and we
wish to inherit his empire."
(Felix Dahn.. German
History. Vol. 1. page 10)
"By all means we must get
rid of France first in order to
have a free hand in our world
power politics. It is the first
condition of a healthy
German politic. We must
knock down France in such a
manner that she will never be
able to stop our way."
(General Bernhard. Germany
And The Next War, page 103)
"God will provide that war
always returns. It is a terrible
remedy but it is necessary for
the good of humanity.
Treitschke. Politics. page
761
"It is necessary that civi-
lization raises temples on
mountains of corpses. on
oceans of tears. and the
agony of deaths. Yes. yes. at
must." (Maruche! {,
Hasseler. The Cause Of The
Wier. page 75,
"We decorate our
dwellings. we rung our hells.
we sing hymns of rhunks,giv-
in,g because XXXl persons are
sent to the bottom of the
ocean by one of our sub-
marines. Yes. such manifesta-
tions are truly German and
Christian.- (Sermon of the
Reverend George Hoeher in
a church near Leipzig follow-
ing the sinking of the
American passenger liner
Lusitania ).
The last page of the booklet
begins with a few words from
the author....The application
of these principles is to he
found in the following words
from the documents taken by
myself from German pnson-
crs (Albert de Dietrich).
From thc diary of a soldier
of the Landwehr..,,
"Arrived at the entrance of
a Lorraine village. we came
across the grave of a com-
rade of the Landwehr. To
avenge the death of our com-
rade we set fire to the village
and put to death five or six
hundred people."
From an unfi fished letter
taken from a soldier...
"On entering a village we
heard firing. Immediately, the
column was made to stop and
the inhabitants were descend-
ed to the public square and
the massacre began. 1 bayo-
netted fit e Wren anti rhrt t'
girls."
Guest Column
by Clare 16E'.Stcott
In the f 9hlts when
President De Gault: t.'.'k
France out ot Matti it vs.1-
necessary to mt•'c Inc
Department ot `atl.tr.,i
Defense schools .tut ot the
city of Metz. in the heart .'t
Lorraine. to Lahr and [leaden
in Germany The s, hook
were for the children of
Canada'. `aro Forces sta-
tioned in Europe and ►►ere
established and operated by
the Ontario Department ot
Education.
it was with surprise and
pleasure to find when I met
to Ottawa with the civilian
head of Nato Armed Farces
Schools in the earls 19611' it
was none other than Al Smith
who taught me at Seaforth
Collegtatc. I93S tit
1940...and one of the later
teachers at the Canadian Nato
Base in Lahr was Harry
Scott. another student ot Al'..'
and former Seaforth High
School principal.
Although at the time 1
didn't fully reahic it's histor-
ical significance 1 had an
opportunity during the move
to see much of the arca by
car. 1 now recall in so many
places in both the Alsace and
Lorraine provinces there
were scars of many wars. So
many concrete and stone bat-
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