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Reynold's cloak and dagger Dieppe story in court
trt:tttameorttttienta, she
emit ding _ I sae ate adf-
thelqi tiar
halal ms thee lines of
'ilii, any ante's Jody and
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attracted so man."
Hopefully Joy is ill find a
snot cIC1Y nor so tat *veal
look like She's letting Hasa
the side.
1 duel =demand t Land ii't la's
$unog on heat. I['s as if Ellen
► was the first
television sitar rum 10
&boom the was a lesthian,
when in face,1 *bete it was
timidly Milum Bork.
And .*kw, bdare you Wel
acawaiag me of gay bashing,
Int nae jute say that humor of
my beat friends .art .. - OK.,
sane of my fronds are guy. I
know two gay guys and both
of therm ate more walkable,
.4ONTING$19'From page 4
in '1945.
!Evidence against + him -kept
piling yp. bootie ally, Pegler's
lawyer was using .Rey fluids '
own •.writing antiwar ramm-
ing
+ap uti-
it tg -from \years .emr l ier. -Finan
though, the.allegations.against
him' were ifalse'theysrouLd not
;heinfluted. 1t • was .taking,on
the gppearanee,uf a lust
:cane. tllirirtaing emote
:against tegler tox:putt•now
looked to be areal mistake.
As:Ihe,case .sac winding
down, the Inclusion
Reynolds' s,ghility came
down :to utte. smut tic piece •he
wrote.lit►''s lawyer
grinned and•said to the court
that it showed the ridieuluus
ends ttvcwhich he•woutdstoop
to colour a story.
Reynolds wrote about the
raidon Dieppe. It was a
major story with information
that no other war correspon-
dent had. lie had .written that
the Allies were concerned
about the state of Co;rinan
•Coastal Defense. - especially
t .tekelot Avpltiaticatiun,,gf. ,
tlietr`?:F:''Warning • _ •` '
Devices. commonly known
as Radar.
Nissen looked at me almost
lake a teacher totting a story
to a class. He said. "You
know very little was known
of the types or kind of Radar
the Germans had to warn of
an invasion.''
Reynolds had written that
the major reason fur the raid
was a lop secret plan to land
a radar expert at Dieppe. An
expert who could, -because of
-his knowledge and experi-
ence and powers of observa-
tion. see precise y Chow
advanued.tmd asthat tkind of
ruche - the Germans wane
using...and gat in and lout ins
hurry.
;}n the story the hitch the said
the Allied' HightCommand
had approved the raid and the
technician wuuld fie .arta tMi-
paniediby.0 small unit matte
up of len intantrynten :from
the Su►tth SaSkauthtzwan
Rifles. The(radar,expert was
telerne tI W bio top secret Hiles
simply as Dr. Wendell.
They .were to.assist him in
gettinK ashore, stay with him
at all tithes and Tatum him to
an escape vessel when his
:mission wassaomptated Alit
pet at.atw :atneidiot be
would he _captured. his,awn
guards were to shoot him. it
was too much of a risk to let
the Ciertr►ans,capture this
man ...and he .was told this
before he a4e pted the
,assignment.
Ale had spent most.of his
life researching and develop-
ing radar detection equipment
vi.11 l men Mice Nit .gobert
'Weitat,fi Watt.ihe'nian credit-
ed with inventing wartime •
radar.
This atury of Dr. Wendell
was so absurd the words of
ridicule from Westbrook
Pegier's lawyer seemed to
confirm Reynolds indeed was
a drunken :writer:uf fiction.
nut truth.
The trial made the New
York 'i`►mes..h seamed a mir-
acle was needed to save
•Reynolds...and it carte. eA
•ton ter soldier visiting the
United States on reading of
the. trial appeared in court as
the CAW was Wit d*/ sp. He
.annuunaed titin imam* and
mikado do the ih a rd. He that the
etuildou restidanue.cmmnid)
utile sane.
He mild the amen /hat he
arras Cid1. Assert Lammas foam
England. and during the wa-
ives gem Lod Louis
Mountbatten's staff. Lund
MQownthatton ,amttoratsul the
:idea and was miponaittle !fix
the plannitp:ufi a said on
KIIROORE
90 fllflE alidixti�
lie order Canadian .(�tfftuott
Cul. Merritt tto r huose ien
infantrymen from the Saute►
fiti.ikatehrwan 1Rifles Ito
.aruompany Dr. *(emddl.
They .were all AV* Urealk
shots. SCOL tL,attt+ettoe added,
"Lord Mauntbatt u gave
them the ortlerttolld11 thine tad
be was in,danger afsaptute
by ihe.Germans:"
The former officer from
England went am to :testify to
the court, ' J was Ihaft Auld
heard Mountbatten ;tell Mr.
Reynolds about the raid and
the rule of dhe matt \who was
given the wade hater ,of Dr.
Wendell."
My lunch partttsni, Jack
Nissen, leaned forward ,in a
:hushed .tante., as it be arras
passing •ve state moaners,
added. "Few people outside
the high :Command know that
the information gained on
this raid went a long way ,to
ensure the shot ss of the f) -
Day invasion :of iEurope"
Fegler's lawyer had so
focused bis ent;ire,Oase on this
one incident that s4iat ,it was
refuted sv dramatically' by
this reputable and knowl-
ndgrathle manger front
t
England, his mac siediami d.
Reynolds ynolds lavata windiemed.
The noun felt that if some-
thing
mt -thing ere tisane as the Dr.
Wendell may was true - she
.othear *swim written by hits
were likely mite :as well.
ItTRANCIER IRAN FICTION
14e !untitled the story as we
ware having voltee. l had to
ad mit ' was a fasouuating tale
.and fit Was al! true :it was
indeed waiver than fission. l
'awns Acing *soak conneet-
ittl$ Rtes awry so our earlier
discussion .dhoti his building
$rubrits for the tiotemov
G ntrs iu Claiva.
"it was.a gtrat awry, jumbo,
What prompted d you to Malt it
to Auer
tie *Wild and said amts;
Ilecause f me Motor
Wendell:"
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Haim gays I h a ws d with.
Aid for the record, of
comae $iy— deserve
samara of course
gay meats couldn't do a
worse job of raisin kids
than many he Isosexual
couples haW, and Bert's
probably higher percentage
of abemuse-mudpedophiles
thin there are homosexual
abusers. Aad marriage for
gays ought to be anadatory -
why shoaid they get off easy?
It's the eah-like modules:
that lostiankan hat taken on
lately that bothers me. It's
like: "Yeah. I was the last
woman out of the Branch
Davidian complex before the
fur, I drank the vodka but
forgot to take the pills with
the Heaven's Gann and then
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!9e it message on my
answering machine saying
she was coming out and I
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