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Wednesday, April 10, 1996
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Letters to the Editor
How can Huron establish one
board to protect rights of all?
Dear Editor, one establish a single school
I note in your Apr. 3 edition board that would protect 'the
(two days after Apr. I) that' religious rights of all parties?'
the Hullett Council On the other hand, since the
'Supported a resolution....urg- Hullett council is aware of all
ing the province to eliminate this, as well as the elimina-
the dull school hoard system tion of Christian religion ih
in Ontario.' The same edition the public system, perhaps
contains a letter from the they are suggesting that the
director and chair of the Catholic School Board take'
Huron Public Board stating over all the schools in the
that they do not want to be Huron/Perth area. What
joined with the Perth Public amazing insights come out'of
Board. Hullett.
For over 25 years the Huron ' ' Yours truly,
Perth Catholic Board has suc- Rev. Fr. Joseph F. Hardy ,
ccssfully operated schools in ' Dublin, ON
those two counties. If two P.S. I trust the council has
public boards, presumably not been infiltrated by mem-
sharing similar philosophies bers of the Kippen Militia
can't get together, how could Group.
Joke in bad taste
Dear Editor,
By now you have probably
received some letters regard-
ing your idea of an April
Fool's joke on the front page
of the April 3rd edition of the
paper.
Did your paper need a front
page story this bad? I found
this in very bad taste in Tight
of everything that has been
happening around the globe.
Do you think that any part of
the world is safe from any
kind of extreme things hap-
pening'?
1 find it hard to believe that
you would think this was an
appropriate joke with a recent
rampage of a man with a gun,
described as being radical
(remember he murdered
small children in a gym and
their teacher), then there was
a bombing of 'a Federal
Building by the real thing, a
"Militia," again murdering a
number of innocent people.
To bring things -closer to
•home, a drive-by shooting in
your own town where a
teenage girl was shot in the
Icg as she slept.
Maybe you could help your
readers by letting us know
why you think this all so
Spring, we.awa
Dear Editor,
SPRING?
Spring oh, Spring
Where Art Thou?
You have us dangling on a
string.
As we await your arrival,
now.
The sun has left the Equates
behind,
On its journey heading
north.
We check the calendar then
turn to bind,
The snow is blowing,
swirling forth.
Now we don't mind those
milder spells,
It sort of gives us hope.
This want for spring within
funny, because if you think
that it could not happen in
your town why not go to
places like Scotland and ask
them if they like your' April
Fool's joke.
1 really hope that your sales
for the front headline made it
worth it for you to discredit
yourself.
Please remember that no
matter where these terrible
acts happen everyone in
those communities cannot
believe that ithappened in
their town or to them. Also
try to remember that these
things affect everyone that
hears about them because for
the most part people don't
want innocent group of
adults and children murdered
because of disgruntled people
who are dissatisfied with
government and radical gun
owners who are not allowed
into gun clubs.
I would like to close by
asking for an apology in
memory of all the victims
and the survivors of violent
crimes and ask that next time
you need to sell a paper you
find some real news.
Kim Russell
Seaforth
it your arrival
us. dwells,
Enabling us to cope.
But your about face, has
disturbed us some,
And left us in a lurch.
Disgruntled, discouraged,
that's me for one,
Thinking language, not fit
for Church.
So now you know, just how
we feel,
Of the schedule you are
keeping.
On behalf of all, please
heed this appeal,
For sunshine, through our
window peeping!
Ed McLean
Scaforth, ON
Opinion
`I have no idea where Egmondville is'
Mine is a mad, mad, mad, mad world
Okay, back off and give me
a chance to explain. (And
please, quit spitting on this
column. It'll just seep
through the paper and put a
goober on the face of the
columnist on the next page.
The photo on the next page is
the editor's? Okay, let'er fly!)
Suffice to say, in order to be
any more unpopular these
days, my name would have to
be Mike Harris.
I haven't gotten so much
nasty mail in one week since
I wrote a piece entitled
"Breast Feeding In Public ...
I'm against it!" (For the
record, it was in a restaurant
and I was just jealous that the
kid was getting his food
instantly while I waited twen-
ty minutes for my bowl of
soup. That, and the fact the
kid was eighteen years of
age. But it was in Nova
Scotia, eh?)
Alright, so let's deal with
one column at a time.
"Hundreds of horses die for
sport." Would the animal
rights activists please stop
giving out my home phone
number to weird people who
keep threatening to stake me
naked on an ant hill, in the
middle of a mink farm?
I'm only going to say this
once ... they do not use hors-
es in the sport of water polo. I
was misinformed. My
research assistant Debbie
Kallender is dyspepsic and
sometimes the material I
request is, all assbackwards
by the time it gets to me. Like
the time I asked for informa-
tion on the venetian blind and
wound up going to Italy to
William -)
Thomas
interview a guide dog.
Mistakes happen. She's a
sweet girl. Get off her back,
okay?
Besides, anybody with half
a brain knows that horses
have not been used by the
Canadian olympic polo teams
since 1964 when they were
replaced by porpoises. No
porpoise has ever drowned in
a water polo match and in
fact, after their playing days
are done many have gone on
to star in movies like Free
Willy and A Fish Called
Wanda.
The second column
"Helpful hints for seniors."
Seniors, as I pointed out,
may be a bit slow in the
checkout line at the grocery
store but -they're certainly
quick off the mark when it
comes to hate mail.
From Dennis in Stoney
ya t "�� ���i"•� a
Creek: "I would think you are
ashamed of yourself saying
all those nasty things about
that elderly lady at the check-
out. It could have been your
mother. She still loved you
even if you may have been
the ugliest,baby in the ward.
Don't forget you gave her
pain when you were born...
there were times when you
filled your diapers with ka ka
and mom was glad to clean
you up."
First of all I had a little trou-
ble with your handwriting
Dennis and I'm just hoping
that word was "ward," not
"world." Secondly, I'm sure I
caused some pain at birth but
remember, I wasn't always
the size I am today. And
finally Dennis ... "ka ka"? I
believe the correct terminolo-
gy sir, is baby poop.
And Betty MacLean, 75
years of age, of Egmondville,
challenged me to a 7:30 a.m.
foot race to see which one of
us arrives at Tasty Nu first. I
have no idea where
Egmondville is but I'm not
stupid. Betty, even if I leave
Wainfleet at 6:30 a.m. you'll
be in downtown Egmondville
before me. The name of the
town used to be Edmonton
until the local paper, the
Expositor, got a new comput-
er with a spell check feature.
Anyway, if the seniors and
the animal lovers will stop
referring to me as that part of
the polo pony that crosses the
blue line last ... I will gladly
explain my behavior lately
because ...
(We interrupt this column to
bring you'a late -breaking,
really bad joke from a field
in southern England.
First cow: "So Irv, are you
worried abut this Mad Cow
Disease?"
Second cow: "Me?
Worried? I'm not worried.
Why should I be worried?
I'm a penguin.")
The truth is I ate beef in
England several months ago.
I had a steak on New Year's
Eve, on the Isle of Wight and
a beef curry in London sever-
al days later.
Honestly, I thought nothing
of it until a few weeks ago
when, feeling a bit bloated, I
asked the guy who checks my
gas meter if he wouldn't
mind milking me. I would
have loved to have seen the
look on his face but unfortu-
nately I had my head down
eating the grass around the
well cap at the time.
Just yesterday I skidded into
a ditch while chasing a milk
truck down Lakeshore Road.
I'd have caught it too, except
as I rounded the Camelot Bay
curve, my right front hoof
went clean through my
Reebok and I spun out of
control. •
Thank goodness I live in
Wainfleet where this kind of
behavior doesn't attract atten-
tion. -
I know you find this udderly
preposterous but that's my
story and I'm sticking to it ...
I have Mad Cow's Disease.
Please, be patient with me ...
' I'm up half the night regurgi-
tating.
PHOTO BY DAVID SCOTT
EGG HUNT - Hundreds of parents and children were on hand at Victoria Park and • -St. James School yard Saturday
morning for the annual Easter Egg hunt sponsored by the Seaforth BIA. Children had the choice of hunting for hidden
e99s or asking the Easter Bunny and other cartoon characters in person for Easter eggs to fill their baskets.
All -men debate decides women can't vote
FROM THE PAGES OF
THE HURON EXPOSITOR
APRIL 17,1896
WOMEN CAN'T VOTE
This was the decision arrived
at, at the open debate of the
Literary and Debating Club,
in the town hall, on
Wednesday evening. Thc
chair was occupied by Rev.
Dr. McDonald, who had Mr.
M.Y. McLean as anassociate
to decide on the merits of the
debate. Unfortunately the
attendance was rather slim,
but that did not deter the vari-
ous speakers from treating
the subject, "Resolved that
thc franchise be extended to
women," in an able and inter-
esting manner.
The affirmation was cap-
tained by Mr. D. Tracksell,
who was ably assisted by
Messrs. B.B. Gunn, James
Watson and James
Leatherland. Thc negative
side was championed by Mr.
R.J. Macdonald, with Dr.
Dewar, and Messrs.
McGlauchin and Q.L.
Schmidt, as colleagues. In
summing up the different
points made, the judges
decided that the negative had
one point more in their favor
than the affirmative, and con-
sequently the verdict went
forth that woman shall here-
after remain in her sphere at
home, while the mcn do thc
voting, thc legislating and thc
enforcing of that legislation.
The subject was well han-
In the Years Agone
dled by both sides, and the
points made by each speaker
were quickly taken up by the
audience as shown by thc
frequent applause given.
There is anabtlndance of
good literary and debating
talent among the young men
of this town.
APRIL 15, 1921
SHOW HORSE SOLD -
Mr. W.J. Hudson, of second
concession Tuckcrsmith, has
sold his hay road horse to Mr.
James Archibald, of Scaforth,
for a big figure, who secured
him for a Montreal buyer.
This horse was one of thc
finest type of road horses
ever owned in this county
and has had an unbeaten
show record for some years.
He had style, action and size
that was unbeatable, and it
took a lot of money and a lot
of time to buy him. Mr.
Hudson is now on the look-
out for another driver, but as
he is hard to suit, it may he
some time before the old
horse is replaced.-
***
THE HASTINGS CASE -
Aftcr two hours' deliberation
the jury in the Hastings'
inquest at Dublin Tuesday
afternoon brought in what is
practically an open verdict to
the effect that "the death of
IP"
Daniel Hastings on March
21st last may have been has-
tened by Strychnine poison,
traces of which were found in
his viscera."
The verdict is virtually an
open one and its results on
thc fate of Mrs. Hastings will
not he known until the
Crown makes the next move.
She is still on remand in the
county jail Stratford and will
appear in court this week.
APRIL 19, 1946
While assisting' Mr. Sam
Wallace in makings repairs to
Mr. J. G. Mullen's apartment
house, on Goderich St. West,
on Thursday morning, Mr. H.
Bolger had the .misfortune to
slip and fall from thc veran-
dah to the ground, landing on
his hip and hack. Fortunately
no homes were broken, but he
was painfully bruised and
shaken, although .able, with
help, to get into Mr.
Wallace's car and he taken to
his home. .
Scaforth firemen were
called to the Scaforth
Farmers Co-operative,
Railroad Street, at noon. on
Thursday to extinguish a fire
in a truck owned by W.M.
Sproat and driven by Wm.
Morris. The fire was confined
to the interior of the cab, no
damage being suffered by the
load of feed which was being
delivered to the mill.
APRIL 22, 1971
Vicki Miller, 17, daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. George
Miller, Goderich Si, Scaforth
was crowned 1971 School
Queen by last year's winner,
Gail Doig. The crowning of
the Queen was the highlight
of this year's SDHS Formal
which was held Friday
evening. Miss Miller. a Grade
II student, was elected by the
students of the school from
six candidates.
The Congregation ' of
Bruceficld United Church
approved the architect's plans
for a new church at a special
meeting held in Kippcn
United Church on Sunday.
The new church will he
built to replace the Bruceficld
United Church which was
destroyed by firc in
November.
The new church. to be built
of red Krick, ,will scat 2509
persons in the nave and
includes a semi-detached
church hall. The architects
estimated cost for thc build-
ing is $118,000. Another
prominent feature of the
design is a modern hell
tower, separate from the one
storey church, but connected
to it by a covered walkway.