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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1995-05-24, Page 44.41411 HURON EXPOSITOR, lige
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U.S. man misses mark
Pat Buchanan, a Republican hopeful for the office
of president in the United States of America, says he
wants to direct his country away from immigration
policies- like those in Canada where he believes the
nation's fabric is unravelling and society is frag-
menting because it lacks a single language and
encourages immigrants to keep their culture.
But Sheila Finestone, secretary of state for
multiculturalism, told a recent convention of the
Conference Board of Canada that Canadians of
varied backgrounds provide natural links to vital
global markets. She believes a racially and cultural-
ly diverse work force can boost profits for business -
and - the Bank. of Montreal is a case in point.
'According -to Peggy, Sum, vice-president of Asian,
markets for the Bank of Montreal, Chinese -Cana-
dians have been targeted for the past five years at a
string of 60 -Chinese" branches across the country,
with the result that business at the Bank of
Montreal has increased more than 400 per cent.
Chinese speaking customers can now do their
business in their own language. Even bank forms
are printed in Chinese as well as in English or
French, so customers don't have to ask the tellers to
help fill them out.
Surprise, surprise! profitability among the bank's
Chinese -Canadian clientele is higher than for the
average Canadian customer.
It's this kind of broad and open-minded approach
to immigration that Pat Buchanan doesn't under-
stand. To be honest, Canadian statistics indicate
that many of us don't understand it either.
Pat Buchanan's country is known world-wide as
The Greatest Nation on Earth - a huge melting pot
where everyone is thrown into a national stew and
comes out whistling the same tune and marching to
the same beat.
Sheila Finestone's country - Canada - is more like
a salad where everyone keeps his own identity but
lends an important individuality to a rare and
coveted assortment of opportunity.
Which is better - stew or salad? We won't ever
know because Canada and the United • States are
contrasting nations with contrasting philosophies.
Their citizens have diverging expectations, totally
dissimilar goals.
And though Canada and the USA are good neigh-
bours and fast friends, their ideas and strategies are
not interchangeable on a national basis. Most
Canadians like it that way, even when it comes to
our controversial immigration policies. - SJK
Camping fever is an affliction
I would like to know who
caught Camping Fever this past
weekend. To determine who
has this highly -contagious
condition I must ask the fol-
lowing questions:
•Did you pay dearly for the
privilege of parking yourself in
the middle of the forest and
freezing your English Muffins
in a tent or trailer?
• Did you. .sgiend throe hours
packing, an hour driving, thirty
waking hours getting settled, an
hour driving and three hours
unpacking? (Roughly one hour
in tedium for every four hours
at the camp)?
• Did you take a shower in
facilities you wouldn't clean
your dog in at home?
•Did one spouse want to book
an extra night at a provincial
park...while the other spouse
used his/her cell phone to book
the next night at the Chateau
Laurier?
• Did you buy brand new con-
tainers of mustard, relish and
ketchup...even though you had
the same items at home?
• Arc you wondering how you
spent all you money without
going anywhere fancy?
•Did you frantically return
home saying 'I love you, I love
you, I love you' to your bed?
•Did you cat nothing but
granola and still gain five
pounds?
•Are you sick of marshmal-
lows?
• Is your car full of pots, pans
and sleeping bags:'
• Are you humming the words
to 'Fire's Burning' at work?
• Are your children saying,
'Next year, I'd rather go to
Disney World' ?
F!ashba ck
•Did you retum home holding
onto your TV remote control
for dear life?
If you have answered 'Yes'
to any of these questions there
is no hope...you have an incur-
able case of 'Backwoods
Fixation'. Ther is nothing left
to do but buy yourself a new
Coleman stove, start wearing
plaid, videotape a few episodes
of the Red Green Show and
book your campsite for the
next long weekend.
There is something .truly
Canadian about leaving the
warm embrace of our homes
for the joy of long drives,
freezing cold evenings, bugs
and unpredictable weather.
There is also something truly
dumb about it.
Oh well, it beats watching
the Odometer turn.
This photo of the Seaforth Regiment Band comes from an McGrath. Remember -that. Seaforth celebrates its Horne -
old book on Seaforth lent, to the Huron Expositor by Ina coming on August 3-6 of this year.
Guinea pig problems? Call the bureau
Your local Better Business
Bureau is a clearing house for
consumer complaints. • Funded
by Canadian businesses, there
are hundreds of such bureaus
in this country trying to keep
you from being ripped off.
These bureaus receive calls
about defective worms (too
lumpy), drunk disk jockeys at
weddings, deep-fried
cockroaches in take-out food
and one from a woman who
wanted them to control her
daughter's pct buying habits.
(For my money, there's nothing
worse than an impetuous
woman with credit cards, loose
in a pet shop.)
In most cases the calls which
the Better Business Bureau
people get are clear and
manageable. Some, however,
must be submitted to the Weird
Communication De -Coder
Device. Here arc a few such
consumer complaints. -
One complainant called to
say his guinea pig had
haemorrhoids.
One woman called a furnace
company to say she wanted to
get her ducts cleaned and the
receptionist referred her to a
reputable taxidermist. The
receptionist was new.
One customer bought a dog
and then wanted to return it
because it growled. (Well if
anybody here has a reason to
be irritable and growl, it's
probably the
haemorrhoids.)
One man called requesting
"Cow removal" but
emphasizing the fact that there
was no hurry to move 01'
Bessie. She can stay there until
the spring thaw he said.
Another woman called to
complain because the pct store
had sold her a female dog with
a penis. The manager stated
that the dog did not have a
penis when it left the store, but
he refunded her money
anyway.
pig
with
(I know what you're
thinking. Why did she every
bring it back? Imagine, the
only one -dog breeding kennel
in the world!)
In recording the complaints,
the people at the bureau get
some rather unusual quotes.
Said one woman: "My father
was drunk when he signed the
contract, so is it still binding?"
(No, the contract is pretty
loose, it's you old man that's
tight!)
One man who paid a
magician to appear at a kid's
party complained: "He didn't
show up, he just took the
money and disappeared!"
(Thus, saving you the agony of
card tricks).
One woman without even a
greeting began: "I've got bad
gas. And I know my gas,
because I've had bad gas
before." (To cover all the
bases, request a serviceman
from Consumers Gas to come
to the house and in the
meantime take two good hits of
Beano.)
One unhappy customer
yelled: "They mislead me.
They committed frcud!t' (You
know, psychologists are only
now discovering that Freud
should have been committed.)
One woman complained that
when her daughter failed to
make payments on a loan she'd
consigned, the company
garnished her mothers
allowance cheque. She wanted
to know if this was legal. (If
it's garnished with vegetables
shaped like little farm animals,
apparently it is legal).
One woman could only get a
credit for merchandise she had
returned. As she put it: "I gave
the item back to them but they
would only give me a $200
vulture." (Okay, but the high -
ticket vulture does hunt
rabbits). Said the staff at the
Beuer Business Bureau: "We
think she meant voucher but
around here you never know.
Some complaints to the
bureau are just downright
bizarre.
One man called and claimed
a cleaning store was holding
his pants for ransom.
One woman complained her
driver's license photo was ugly,
and a man phoned to say the
photos of him came back from
developing "way too happy".
Not even my kids wanted
them," he said. (A switch
perhaps?)
One customer complained
about his new diet plan. "It
works like acupuncture," he
said. "You put it in your ear."
(That would be like second
thing you took in the ear, sir.)
see Conspiracy, page 15
Dungannon -area man sees no evidence of democracy
Dear Editor,
Open letter to Huron Council.
Where is democracy? I have
looked at all levels of govern-
ment in Canada, actively seek-
ing for representative democ-
racy, but it is a rare representa-
tive in Canada that is truly
democratic in belief or action.
For most lip service will do.
We witnessed only a few
weeks ago, where our Federal
representative, Paul Steckle did
stand against the full weight of
his party to represent us, his
constituents.
The sad state of affairs is,
there is not representation for
all of Huron County - rather, in
its place, as a resident of
Ashfield dealing with the pro-
posed A3 Dump Site, I feel
only the iron hand of force. An
J —Z
Letters
example: On March 18, 1995,
the concerned citizens of
Ashfield and area asked 50
questions about the proposed
site. They requested that these
50 questions of concern be
answered before testing was to
start at the site. The 50 ques-
tions have not all been
answered, yet the drilling
equipment was quickly moved
on site, as planned.
One of the questions dealt
with the issue of who is
responsible if the test drilling
causes a neighbouring well to
fail. This is a.crucial question
that has not been addressed
properly, therefore remains
unanswered.
We think of ourselves as
living in a free land, but if we
are so free, why is it we do not
have a say? Why is it we are
unable to reverse a government
ruling that is against the will of
the people? In Ashfield how is
it that we are not able to stop a
dump from being shoved down
our throats?
China, in an attempt to pro-
duce hydro electric power, is
forcing over 1 million people
off their land, so they can flood
the land. Wc, irr' our
highmindcd and arrogant
thoughts of ourselves think,
how barbaric, how cruel, and
how inhumane of those Chi-
nese leaders. Yet on a smaller
scale, you will force some
farmers and other arca persons
off their lands, whether they
have their land expropriated or
due to the fear of leachate in
their drinking water, or numer-
ous other concerns.
If this is not China, but in
fact a democratic nation, why
will landowners still lose their
land? The difference seems
only the degree of the removal
and instead of soldiers, we
have laws and courts to do the
same job. Our right to speak
amounts to banging pots to a
source of irritation. I am one of
the little guys.
Is it a democracy, when due
to a conflict of interest, our
representative of Ashfield, who
should be on council fighting
p.
on our behalf is silenced by a
conflict of interest. Further-
more, we are not allowed an
alternate voice on council. If
this is a true democracy, there
would be some contingency
plan to get us representation
and if there is no plan council
of Huron should do something
to get us a say.
For other reeves who do not
want the dump in their town-
ships, it would appear that it is
easy to stick those without a
say.
Positions in government came
into existence because citizens
of a given constituency needed
someone to enact their com-
mon affairs. This, in simple
terms means you were hired as
a servant of those that elected
vou. 1 don't know nnvone that
went to the polls to elect a king
to rule over us.
In Ashfield, we as voters
have given up a portion of our
sovem power to allow our
representatives to enact our
needs. I don't remember hear-
ing any candidate talk of or ask
for the power or right to dis-
rupt anyones life by forcing
them off their land.
1 look forward to receiving
you thoughts, individually or
collectively so I and others
likewise interested may be
enlightened on the rights of
Ashfield and area residents to
resist what appears to me a
steamroller.
Yours sincerely
Rob McQueen
RR 1 Dungannon
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