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Editorial
Too soon to name winner
They're off and running again. The Ontario election
was announced for June 8 and three hopeful candi-
dates for premier were out of the starting gate the
instant the flag was down. Political pundits are
saying it's a race between the Liberals and the
Progressive Conservatives. Bob Rae, they predict,
will be soundly beaten at the polls.
In the early going, Lyn McLeod looks strong. While
McLeod herself is not particularly popular with
Ontario voters according to the most recent
samplings, her party is in the lead with the majority
of people who have been surveyed. Apparently
Ontarians are ready to- overlook McLeod's less -than
stellar performance at Queen's Park up to now. Even
more surprising, citizens in this province seem to
have forgiven the Liberals for their former leader
David Peterson who was not only turfed from office
in the last election, but was thrashed and trampled
in the dust by an angry electorate.
McLeod has positioned herself well. Unlike PC
Mike Harris who is promising only to make no
promises - McLeod is proposing a very modest five
per cent decrease in a published schedule of action
which she hopes will convince voters it is entirely
feasible.
But voters are nervous.
They are worried about the debt and the deficit,
both provincially and federally.
They are tired of governments who come to office
on the strength of their promises - and then seem
incapable of making those tough, hard-nosed busi-
ness decisions that are absolutely necessary to pull
Ontario back from the brink of disaster.
Don't be surprised if voters watch, wait and weigh
until the final second to make their choices on June
8. And don't count anyone out - not yet. It's just too
soon in these unstable times to call a winner. - SJK
Letters to the Editor
MP can hold head high
Dear Mr. Editor,
Yes, you did your
controversial 'bit' and now I'll
do mine.
Wyatt Earp! Boy, we need
more of those heroes plus a
few 'True Grit' John Waynes,
and we'd have less
troublemakers. Do you think
Huron -Bruce wants a pussy -cat
in Ottawa? Where were all
these pro gun -control advocates
when Paul came out 'guns
flashing' from day one against
gun control? Were the hunters
and gun owners the only ones
who knew what they didn't
want? They were the ones we
were hearing.
Would Huron -Bruce rather
have a member like Roger
Galloway, Sarnia M.P.? Roger
sat with an overflow anti -
control crowd at Sarnia
Collegiate and answered our
daughter's concerns very
positively, telling her that he
supported the hunters and
gunowners and then voted for
gun control. I'd rather look into
Paul's "clear eyes and get all
gushy inside" than have my
M.P. tell me a barefaced lie.
1 was disappointed when
'Mean Jean's' little boy Don
Boudira finally found a reason
for his position and "did what
he had to do." But I'm sure,
down in Jean's liberal heart,
he's proud of his member for
Huron -Bruce and next time
they are out hunting will say,
"Tres bien, mon ami!"
Your 'bit' wasn't about gun
contol, so I'II save my 'bit' for
another time except to say that
I've lived all my life with a
"gun -toting" family and nobody
got killed. I no longer have my
gun, but if I take a notion to
dispose of somebody (nobody
in mind at the present time) I
don't need a gun. I have a
sharp ax, a trusty 3 -wood, a
Bobbitt butcher knife and Tots
of kindness! (e.g. killed with
kindness!)
Paul is still our M.P. and
they didn't brainwash him.
Isn't it disgusting in this
democracy, we send a member
to Ottawa to be a puppet? They
might as well stay home and
go hunting. He doesn't have to
be front and centre to look
after Huron -Bruce, he's not
sitting still. There's more ways
"than one to skin a cat" (oops!
- sorry, animal rights' people).
Hold your head high Paul,
with your "clear eves
beaming", sleep with a clear
conscience and hanov hunting.
Jean Ross
Society can't rely on courts
Today's novels, television
programs and motion pictures
revolve around the `Justice'
system where justice is rarely
done. The trials of O. J.
Simpson and Paul Bernardo
show an insatiable appetite
for real-life crime drama.
Someone told me an old
axiom that one doesn't find
justice in a court of law, one
finds law.
The reality is that by the
time a case reaches the courts
society has already lost.
Courts are the worse place
(other than daytime talk
shows) to resolve our social
maladies.
Let's take a look at the
recent court case where a
U.S. father was charged in
London, Ontario for assault.
The man stripped his daugh-
ter to her bare bouom, put
her on the back of his car and
repeatedly slapped her on the
skin.
He was acquitted on the
charge of assault.
But did that case really help
society deal with the issue of
spanking? A judge decided
that case was not, in legal
terms, assault. Perhaps the
judge was right, in legal
terms.
In social terms, the verdict
was unsatisfactory. Even
those who favour spanking in
some instances would realize
this father stepped beyond the
bounds of decency. The case
may - have solved a legal
problem. It did not help
society.
The conservatives in
Canada and the U.S. place an
emphasis on stiffer jail terms
and getting `tough' on crime.
The problem with that
approach isit addresses the
problem of crime when it is
too late. It is like waiting
until you have AIDS to put a
condom on.
If a man brutally kills his
wife we should, quite right-
fully, throw away the key.
Yet what have we accom-
plished?
Have we saved ' the
woman's life? No.
Let's look at the O. J.
Simpson situation. What will
be resolved if O. J. is found
guilty? Will the families of
the victims be able to sleep
better at night? Hardly. Even
if he is found guilty there will
be those who will insist he
has been framed by a racist
police department looking for
a face-saving judicial victory.
If heis acquitted the ques-
tion remains who killed
Nicole and her friend Ronald?
Some will still believe it is O.
J.
Pretend for a moment that O.
J. is guilty. (Guilty or not,
any other black man in
America would have been
convicted by now in a
`justice' system that is notori-
ously inequitable). Would
capital punishment have pre-
vented this crime of rage?
Would the threat of stiffer jail
terms have prevented this
incident?
No, society needed to
address this issue long before
the murder of Nicole. Society
should have stepped in to end
O. J.'s pattern of violence
before it (allegedly) escalated.
That social response would
require jail terms not for
murder but for assault. That
social response would also
require counselling for perpe-
trators of violence. It would
also require changes in the
media to the sexist, dominat-
ing images of men over
women.
What if the millions of
dollars spent on this legal
circus was spent instead on
rehabilitation and anger man-
agement?
I agree that criminals
should not be let off with a
Flashback
slap on the wrist. But when
we send people to prison all
we are doing is making them
into better criminals. We want
to send our children to
Harvard so they can network
with the best and the
brightest. So why do we send
criminals into an environment
where they can network with
other criminals?
Harsher jail terms and more
mercenary responses to crimi-
nals may feed our lust for
vengeance. They will do
nothing to prevent crime or
save the victims or spare the
families grief.
I personally believe in
harsher sentences for crimi-
nals...but that is only one
piece of a complex puzzle.
Unfortunately, as a society,
we devote more resources to
developing a new ice beer
than we do to preventing
crime.
I say `Yes' to getting tough
on crime...but the courts are
not the best places to do this.
I say:
•Yes to stiffer jail terms.
•Yes to better rehabilitation.
' Yes to more creative pro-
grams to prevent crimes.
•Yes to better enforcement of
existing crimes.
•Yes to better parenting in the
homes.
•Yes to preventing violence
against women (and violence
against all people).
• Yes to changing harmful
media images.
• Yes to a society which pre-
vents problems before they
reach the courts.
This Championship Football team from Hullett consists of
(front row) Harvey Taylor, Nelson Govenlod<, Leo
Stephenson, (second row) Jim Armstrong, John Armstrong,
Vern Dale, Bill Carter, Torrance Dundas and Willis Dundas.
In the back row are Bert Stephenson, Miller Adams, Robt.
Dodds, Scott Hawthorn, Fred Armstrong, John Ferguson and
Archie Radford. Remember, Seaforth celebrates its Home-
coming August 3-6, 1995.
Gargoyle not average lap dog
It was four in the morning as
t lay wide awake in bed. It was
guilt.
The previous day I'd found
$50 in an old pair of pants and,
on impulse, I went out and
spent it instead of reporting it
to the tax department.
I flipped on the radio and
caught the end of an interview
on the Jim Bohanan Show
from Washington, D.C.
A woman was describing her
"baby" as being "seven feet
long from nose to tail". It
sounded like another Fun With
Fertility Pills experiment gone
bad and I was about to change
the station when I heard the
word "dog".
The next morning, I
telephoned this woman, Patty
Warfield, at her farm in Baker,
West Virginia and the "baby"
turns out not to be a dog after
all, but a puppy who might be
mistaken for a mastodon.
Gargoyle is an 18 -month-old
English mastiff who weights
235 pounds, is 35 inches high
at the shoulders with a 48 -inch
chest. And the best is, he's still
growing.
In fact, a dog this size you
could actually sit down and see
him growing.
At this stage of development,
Gargoyle actually outweighs
Aicama Zorba, an Old English
mastiff still listed by Guinness
as the world's largest dog at
343 pounds.
Can you imagine a puppy
with a bigger chest than Sly
Stallone, a puppy whose
monthly food intake is
estimated in tonnage?
I mean the last three linemen
drafted by the Hamilton Tiger
Cats didn't weigh 235 pounds.
How big is this puppy named
Gar?
When they paper trained him,
they had to use phone books
from large metropolitan areas.
When Gar sank his teeth into
his first pair of slippers and ran
and hid them under the bed, he
didn't even notice Patty was
still wearing them.
The day he broke his chain
and took off running down the
road, he returned a few minutes
later with a car.
How big is this pup?
Gargoyle's doghouse is a
Winnebago. So big, the pooper
scooper at the Warfield
residence is a front-end loader.
This dog is so powerful, he
has his own Saint Bernard to
serve him brandy after dinner.
Okay, I made those things
up, but this is a very large
puppy.
"The gentle giant", as Patty
calls him, recently won Best of
Breed at the annual
Westminster Kennel Club show
in New York City. Right.
Like there's a dog show
judge in the United States of
America who has the courage
to walk up to a 235 -pound
mastiff while holding a second -
place ribbon in his hand.
What docs Gargoyle eat,
besides unsuspecting cattle that
stray onto his property? Patty
told me Gargoyle gets 12 cups
of Puppy Chow with three
pounds of cooked sausage each
day.
Apparently this is enough to
entice him to come out of his
box so they can get him started
on breakfast.
Gar runs three miles a day on
a leash with Patty in the van. I
can just imagine her sitting in
the driver's scat with both feet
on the brake pedal and the
emergency stick pulled as high
as it will go - still managing
three miles a day.
Gargoyle is truly a beautiful
beast. Patty sent me a photo of
him. He's beige all over,
except for his black cars and
black face with trademark
droopy jowls. He looks sad.
Probably because Ralston
Purina doesn't make pizza.
I had a good idea for Patty
Warfield, who also has horses
on her West Virginia farm. I
think it would be great if she
could crossbreed Gargoyle with
a Clydesdale.
Think about it - you would
then have a animal that could
pull a plough all day in the
fields, come up to the house at
the end of the day and jump 40
or 50 feet in the air and catch
a frisbee in his mouth.
You might get to see
Gargoyle this summer when
he's fully grown.
Pauy is bringing him up to
Toronto to perform and, if he
does well in the preliminaries,
I'm going to ride him in the
Queen's Plate.