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Ti -IE WINGHAM TIMES
1'h •s 1iv, May i8th, 1916
Everything is good in its place. The bile, which, under certain condi-
tions,. Causes so much distress, is of the greatest value as an antiseptic and
cathartic when it is properly handled by the liver.
The chief function of the liver seems to be the filtering of bile from the
blood, where it acts as a poison, and pouring it into the intestines, where it
hastens the course of the food mass through the alimentary canal, and by
its antiseptic influence prevents fermentation of the food.
When you suffer from biliousness and indigestion and have a coated tongue, bitter
taste in the mouth, headaches and loss of appetite, you will do well to look to the condi-
tion of the liver. Other symptoms are wind on the stomach, which causes belching, and
the formation of gas, -whish gives rise to dizziness and pains Shout the hearty
Because the liver has failed, the food in the alimentary canal is fermenting instead
of being digested, looseness and constipation of the bowels alternate, the whole diges-
tive system is thrown out of order and the blood is poisoned.
By immediately awakening the action of the liver and bowels, Dr. Chase's Kidney -
Liver Pills affords relief for this condition most promptly. On this account they are
generally recognized as the most effe;.tive cure for biliousness, liver complaint, indiges-
tion, constipation, and the pains and 41 (N73 which arise from poisons in the blood. The
benefits are lasting 'because this medicine removes the cause •of trouble.
One pill a dose, 25 cents a box, all dealers, or Edmanson, Bates S: Co., Limited, Toronto.
Do not be talked into accepting n substitute. Imitations disappoint.
Di'. Chase's Recipe Book, 1,000 selected recipes, sent free if you mention this paper.
DISTEIOT
Suffered Awfully
FROM
BILIOUS HEADACHES.1
Intended for last week
Mr. and Mts. R D. Gibson, Water-
ford. Ontario, announce the engagement
of their only daughter, Angie Haines,
t) Lieut. Walter Laidlaw Saunders, son ,
of Mr. and Mrs. Alexander Saunders,
Goderich, Ont., the marriage to tato
place May 17th,
The death occurred Friday night of
John McElroy, on the homestead, Me
Kiilop Township, near Seafortt, at the 11
age of 98 Mr. McElroy settled in the i
Maitland district there in the early
when the first settlers were beginning
to take up land in the Queen's Bush
a d lived continuously on the same farm
until his death.
W. Ii Perrin, a resident of Clinton
for over half a'century, died Wednes-
day afternoon, May 3rd, at the age of
fourscore and five years. Throughout
his whole business career he was en-
gaged in the purchase of grain, and, as
in the early days Clinton was a great
central market, particularly during
sleighing periods, Mr. Perrin's yearly
turnover amounted to many thousands
of dollars. The element of risk in the
business was greater those days than
at the present and, as did more than
one other of the local dealers, he was
caught by a slump in the market and
financially crippled.
After a short illness the Rev. Jas.
Sieveright, a well-known retired
Presbyterian minister, died at his
residence, 156 Delaware avenue in
Toronto, Saturday, in his eighty third
year. Born in Aberdeen, Scotland, in
1833, the late Mr. Sieveright received
his early education there and came
to this country when about eighteen
years of age. Shortly after graduat-
ing from Queen's University, Kings-
ton, he went to 'Melbourne, Quebec,
where he took over his first pastor-
ate. Five years later he went to God-
erieh, and after fifteen years of ser-
vice there went West to Prince Al-
bert, Saskatchewan. where he found-
ed a church.
A Ford car bought part by part
costs only $40 more than the
list price of the complete car as
against $940 more for the parts
of the average car priced az ound
$1000 and less.
$940—Cost, over and above the list price
of the car itself, for enough spare
parts to build the average touring
car priced around $1000 and less.
$ 40—Cost, over and above the list
price of the car itself, for enongh
spare parts to build a Ford tour-
ing car complete.
$900—Difference in part by part cost of
cars.
And remember, both by laboratory tests
and actual service tests, the parts of a
Ford car have proved themselves super-
ior, part by part, to those of any other
car.
Don't these figures drive home what is
meant by the low upkeep cost of the
Ford?
A. M.
Dealer
Ford Runabout $480
Ford Touring - 530
Ford Coupelet - 730
Ford Sedan .- .890
rota Town Car 780
f, a. b. Ford Ontario
alIMISSOMMISIMININESIONISIM
CRAWFORD
Wingham, Ontario
All cars completely'
equipped, including
electric headlights.
Equipment. does not
iinctudo speedometer
WAR DISTURBED LABOUR
In the report of the Provincial
Bureau of Labour for the year ending
December 31, 1915, statistics show
the unsettling effect the war had in
the early months. According to returns
received from the municipal clerks,
21,318 new buildings were erected in
1914 at a cost of $53,316,942, as
compared with 26,253 and $68,824,692
for the previous year, showing a de-
crease of $15,507,750. In the expen-
diture o permanent improvements,
such as roadways, bridges, etc.. there
was a diminution to the extent of
$49,489.
Of the total number of 808 unions
in the Province, 546 reported, as com-
pared with 515 the year before. The
returns regarding the 546 (9 not re-
porting) gave a membership of 49,398.
The manufacturers also continue to
send in an earnest number of re-
turns, and those received showed in
1915, 856 establishments employing
60,874 persons, against 850 and 67,-
106 in the preceding 12 months. The
average wage was $533.85 per year
and $2.02 per day, as compared with
$530,01 and 31.92.
When the liver becomes sluggish and
inactive the bowels become constipated,
the tongue becomes coated, the stomach
foul and bilious headaches are the upshot.
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills will stimu-
late the sluggish liver, clean the foul -
coated tongue, do away with the stomach
gases and banish the disagreeable bilious
headaches.
Mrs. J. C. Kidd, Sperling, B.C.,
writes: "I have used Milburn's Laxa-
Liver Pills for bilious headaches. I
suffered awfully until I started to take
them. They were the only thing that
ever did ine any good. I never have any
bilious headache any more."
Milburn's Laxa-Liver Pills are 25e
per vial, 5 vials. for $1.00, at all dealers,
or mailed direct on receipt of price by The
T, Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont.
The Ruling Passion.
Among the well Icuuwu figures of the
Paris salons mentioned in "Au Eight-
eenth Century 91at'quise" was Ilossut,
mathematician and tii,4tile.i who had
translated Margit Aguesi's Work on the
infinitesimal ilaleulus. "When he was
dying Maupet•tiuS was by his bedside
No one knew Whether the agony was
ended. 'Twelve times twelve?' asked
llaupertius in a distinct voice. 'One
hundred and forty -tour,' came the au-
towatie answer as llussut breathed his
last.'
TURNBEE1U
Results of Easter promotion exam-
inations of S. S. No. 6, Turnherry.
Jr. IV to Sr. IV, Total 700, Pass 420.
Harold Showers, 492; Clifford Jenkins,
440. •
Jr. III to Sr. III, Total 740, Pass 444,
Mary Roth, 553; Trims Chandler. 475;
Oscar Holmes, 467; Frank Roth, 445;
Etta Fallis, 398; Edith Jenkins, 375;
Herbert Foxton. 279; Harold Foxton,
230.
Sr. II to Jr. III, Total 600, Honours
450. Pass 360. Annie Homuth, 501;
Anna Wheeler, 476; Mary Johnston,
430: Alba Johnston, 416.
Jr. II to Sr. II, Total 535, Honours
402, Pass 321. Mary McGregor, 519;
Genevieve Roth, 468; Ruby Dixon, 349.
Sr. Pt. II to Jr. III, Total 325, Hon -c
ours 249, Pass 195. Georgina Goy, 287;
Freddie Goll, 279; Hilda McCormick,
268; Reifa Jenkins, 251; Milford Foxton,
220; Aggie McKague, 218; Chester
Showers, 203; Joe Austin, 161.
A. HAINES, Teacher.
Report of promotion examinations
S. S. No. 9, Turnberry. Names in
order of merit.
Primer— Isabell McDougall, Evelyn
Shorpshall.
First—Jack Wright, Wilbert Fralick,
May Vanstone, Beryl Shropshall.
Jr. II -Wray Breen, (hon), Arthur
Shropshall, Paul Vanstone.
Sr. II—Mabel Bolt, (hon), Leonard
Shropshall, (hon), Earnest Bolt.
Jr. III—Margaret McTavish, Jennie
Fralick.
Sr. III—Sam Vanstone.
Results of Sr. IV test examinations,
Cecil Mines (hon), Graham Wray,
Rhoda Henning, Hazel Vanstone.
The Bishop of Michigan announced
himself strongly in favour of prohibi-
tion.
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A M KNOX
Wingham
The Word "Gent."
At one time the word "gent" was a
reputable terra for general use. A re-
stwetahie writer in 1.9(14 tells of 'a sup-
i/el• to divers gentlemen of the Gray's
lune for the great amide between then
and the Middle Temple gents." The
diarist Evelyn speaks of the "noise
ant.; t'ituult occasioned by three or four
tv1Id gents in drink." Soon after Queen
1'ieturia's uccess'ion '-gents" became
vulgar. Thackeray speaks or it in
1542 as au "affectionate diminutive
touch in use tuuuug cummercia1 per
suns "
Looking Back.
-This car of yours seems to give you
great pleasure."
"Fes. I often wonder 'how I ever
got along without It," answered the
motorist loftily. "Walking tires me
dreadfully and is—er—somewhat ple-
beian."
"Pardon me for reminding you of the
painful past but i happen to know that
you used to cover considerable terri-
tory as a mere pedestrian."
After the Wedding.
"Your pa promised to give a dowry
of 20,000 marks. When is he going to
pay '1"
"Well, if be promised 20,000 marks
he meant 2,000, and you ought not to
insist on such a trifling sum!"—Meg-
lendorfer Bleeder.
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McSwine's Gun.
McSwine's gun is n prodigious cav-
ity in the cliffs on the coast of County
Donegal, Ireland, into which the tide
rushes with such force as to produce
sound like the booming of a cannon,
which can be heard twenty or thirty
miles away.
Newton and Gravitation.
:fir Isaac Newton never attempted to
tell the people of his day what gravi-
tation was. His very frank statement
was as follows: "1 do not anywhere
take it upon me to define the kind or
manner of any action, the causes or
physical reasons thereof or attribute
forces in a true and physical sense to
certain centers when 1 speak of them
as attracting or endued with tttrac-
tive powers."
Entirely Stopped.
It was at a big boxing show in Brook.
lyn that at the itime for beginning the
third round of one of the bouts the of-
ficial master of ceremonies climbed
through the ropes and from the center
of the ring made this statement:
"Gentlemen, I wish to announce that
in the last round Harry Pierce broke
his hand and is compelled to stop. He
is therefore unable to continue. And
so he will not fight any more tonight"
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Convect:ons at Cleveland for Cedar Point, kut-L1.1.:. Tcicdo, Detroit and all points West and
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The First Oyster Eater.
The gluttonous Vitellius is reported
to have eaten 1,000 oysters at a sitting.
"He was a very valiant man who first
ventured on eating of oysters," King
James was wont to declare, a senti-
ment echoed by the poet Gay:
The man had sure a palate covered o'er
With brass or steel that on the rocky
shore
First broke the oozy oyster's pearly coat
And risked the living morsel down his
throat,
She Knew.
CIergyman—It is bad to lose a hus-
band, madam, but I am sure that as
he was such a good man he is happy
where he is. Widow—Oh, but I know
he isn't happy! Clergyman =- Whyl
Widow -Because he said he could nev-
er be happy without me.
No Novelty to Her.
Miss Gigglegum (single and romantic)
--Tho shower of soot and ashes from
Vesuvius must be an awe inspiring
sight. Would you not like to wanes$
it? bars. Pottson• Pans (married and
prosaic)—Oh, 1 don't know! I've seen
my husband take down a stovepipe.-
judge..
tovepipe..-judge.
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