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Operation Decided O
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As Only Means of ar,„7:
But the Writer of This Letter Resolved to Try Dr. C'-}aee's
Ointment First and Was Cured.
Title is not an isolated case, for we
frequently hear from people who have
Seen cured of piles by using Dr.
Chase's Ointment
atter physicians
matt told them
nothing short of
en operation 0001d
bring relief end
cure.
If you could real
these letters, com-
lee as they do, day
e f . er day and year
�. f t e,r year. you
would realize what
a wonderful cura-
tive agent Dr,
Chase's Ointment `\�`
really is. Few ail-
ments are more an -
'au >;i 1>VV.1I5.
noy lne• or more
persistently torturing than piles. and
when this sufferin;; is promptly re-
lieved by the application of Dr.
Chase's Ointment there can be no
doubt as to where credit is due.
Friends and neighbors are toll of we,
results and so the good word spi r•:i,.a,
and lir. Chase's Ointment a ' 0-t.in-
ing known far and wide ,i' the only
actual cure fur piles oe hemorrhoid+.
Mr. Charles Beauvais:, a i e:;pected
citizen of St. John's, Que., wrl es
"I''or 14 years I suffered fruin c•''ronie
piles or hemorrhoids and coir lered
my ease very serious. I was treated
by a well-known physician \+''..o could
not help Inc, and my doctor decided
on an s the only means of
relief. oHowever,ration a1 resolved to try Dri
brought Ointment
great firelief, and a toy tht e
time I had used three Boxes I was
completely cured, This 1•: why it gives
me such great pleasure to recommend
Dr. C'hase's Ointment to everybody
suffering from hemorrhoids as a. pre-
paration of the greatest value."
Dr. Chase's Ointment. ilac a box, a1
dealers, or Edmanson, Elates & Co.,
Limited. Toronto.
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AN ''EASIER" RELIGION RAISING CAPiTAL.
What the Hop Aphis Unchecked Would As time goes on men seem to slip
Do In One Year. +lt�'ray from the stern ereed of fifty 1
Pew persons, writes James ltut:Wand avers age, end more :,f "compromise`
in 0 report of the Sinithsoniau iustItu• is iound in ttiw cnut•o'i. An evidence•
tion, realize how enormous Is the uuw- of this was serf when the Methodist
her of insect Species of bow aulaziaa Church withdrew the oflieiai ban in
is their power of eaultiplieetlon. '.lilts dancing. Another corms from the
uurnber of insect species 15 greater by u S. where the Protestant Episropai
far than that of the species of all other o£ the i)eeelogue, 'the revised ten
living creatures combined. More titan eornmaudrnents assug;e:led aro:
300,000 have been described. end probe
ably twice that number remain to be 1. Thou sttrtlt have no other gods
examined. Virtually all living animals, before ane.
as well as most plants, supply food for 2. Thou shalt not take the name of
these incomputable hordes.. The feet n• the Lord thy God in vain.
clity of certain Insect forms is astound- 3. Remember the Sabhath day to
ing. keep it holy,
Riley once computed that the progeny 4, six days shalt thou labor, and
of the hop aphis, which sees thirteen do all thy a co ke
generatipns born to it in a single year, 5. Honor thy father and thy mother.
would, if unchecked to the end of the G. Thou .bait not kill.
twelfth generation multiply to the ht. 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
conceivable number of ten sextillions i3 Thou shalt not steal.
of individuals. Supplementing that eat. t, Thou shalt not bear false witness
culation, Forbush says that if this
brood were marshaled iu line. ten to against thy neighbor.
the inch, it would extend to a point so 10. Thou shalt not covet anything
sunk in the profundity of space that that is thy neighbor's
light frotu the head of the procession, At any rate, the revision will appeal
traveling at the rate of 184,000 utiles a to Sunday School childrt n who are set
second, would take 2.500 years to reach the task of learning it.
the earth.
1 Kirkland has computed that in eight
When stewing app'es ,.dd a few years the progeny of one pair of gypsy
Vegetable soup, depend largely for chopped dates; the mein ovenient will mtot sUcouldited destroyy A.all
the
h foli entre
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tit „uurishing qualities on the mill: be surprising. tmologist declares that in one season
01 cr,aun that is in them. Mustard mixed with \\'a+r'1) water the descendants of a pair of potato
Ir rhe lower crust of an egg is brush- " and a pinch r.t salt peeps its color for bugs would, if unchecked, number 60,•
ed .,r, -r e ith the white of an egg, the many days• into ;ammonia will ; 00Tti0e voracity of insects is almost as
juice will not soak through. A cloth dipped
often remove stains from the collar astounding as their power of reprodue-
4['h+nwarm days come in winter the of a cloth coat. tion. The daily ration in leaves of a
g.,,,,t housewife remembers that lighter Boot polish which hes become dry caterpillar is equal to twice its own
dishes are more acceptable. can be Successful:y soctened with a weight If a horse were to eat as much
few drops of turpentine. he would require a ton of hay every
It is said that if onions are parboiled twenty-four hours Forbush says that
for lit minutes with a level teaspoonful To keep lemons in a fre: h condition a certain flesh eating larva will con
of gli:ger in the water, they will cause place them on paper on a shelf with some in twenty-four hours 200 times
no odor on the breath and no indigestion a tumbler turned over each one. its original weight. A human child, to
will follow. To keen your linen a good color do as well, would have to eat in the
To stew meat properly, be sure that drop a few pieces of camphor gum first day of its life 1.500 pounds of beef.
the water is boiling when it is poured into the drawer in which it is kept. Trouvelot who made a special study
Honey is very nutritious. and shoeld or the subject, affirms that the foo
over the mea+, stand it where it will t.
taken by a single silkworm in fifty -sit
simmer and add salt when the meat is
half done.
Hard-boiled eggs will shell more
easily if they t re plunged into cold
water when they are taken from the
fig, d t1) water d d tweet ' birds.
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Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
OASTORIA
A FAMOUS GRAPEVINE
Young Sam Clemens and His Churns In
a Coonskin Deal.
.The adventures of Saul Cleteens and
his comrades would Olt several books
of the size of "Tont sawyer." Many
of thew are. of course. forgotten now,
Mit those stili remembered allow that
:dark Twain bad plenty of real mato-
rla I,
It wits not easy to get money in Wee -
days, and the boys were often without
R. Once Huck Blankenship had the
skin of a,coon he had captured and
offered to sell it to raise capital. At
801ats' store on Wildcat corner the
• coousktn would bring 10 cents, Hut
; this was not enough. The boys thought
of a Dina to make it bring more.
iSemis' back window was open, and
the place where he kept his pelts was
pretty handy. Huck went around to
I the front door and sold the skin for 10
cents 10 Sothis, who tossed it back on
the pile. 'Then Flack came back and
!after waiting a reasonable time crawl•
!ed in the open window, got the coon-
skin and sold it to Selma again. The
boys did this several times that after-
noon. and the capital of the band grew.
• But at hast John fierce. Selma' clerk,
said:
"Look, here, Mr. Helms; there's some•
thing wrong about this. That boy has
1 1)000 ~cilia;; us coonskins all the after -
Sothis went back to his pile of pelts.
There were several sheepskins, but
only one coonskin, the one he had that
moment bought.
Scims himself in ttfter years used to
cell this story as a great joke. -Albert
Bigelow Paine in tit. Nicholas.
James Tack. keeper' of the famous
grapevine at Hampton Court Palace, HUMOR AS A WORLD FORCE.
England, has retired after thirty-two
year's active service a3 chief custodian Contrasting the Men Who Create With
the Men Who Destroy.
Sir Herbert Tice in a lecture at the
Piruaiughatu and Midland institute
ener of the eighteenth century.
"Humor Indy be a help or .a clog in
The vine is now considered one esof life Many great men have been with-
the finest in the world. It stretches with-
out it I think it may be broadly
in wide perfectly trimmed squares, stated that men or action, the great
eighty feet by twenty-six, the whole destroyers. the men who take, are as
length and breadth of the greenhouse.
of the King's vine. The vine was
planted in 1751 by "Capability"
Brown, the famous landscape gard-
a rule devoid of humor, while men of
be on the bill of fare of every pet's0rt , days equals 80.00 times its original
who wants ll gain flesh. Q Two hundred bunches of grapes from imu inatiou and contemplation. those
Glassware should always be washed weight nt hatching. What destruction• it are sent to King George at Wind- who create. who give, have the gift of
this one insect would cause if even a sor every year. Tne grape is the old humor• Amon.^ those pre-eminently
in a wooden bowl, and there will be 'one hundredth part of its eggs ever Black Hamburg. gifted with humor were Abraham Lin -
Some less chance of it's getting broken.• httchedl The facts show how great is roan. Disraeli. Goethe and Heine, the
Prunes cooked in the oven after soak -o Some years ago twelve bunches were
the value to man of the insect eating
late Lord Salisbury, Arthur Balfour,
e; allow them to Stan m e shown at an exhibition of the Royal Dickens, Thaciteray, Fielding, Shake-
s ing over night, seasoned an s it Horticultural Society and were award-
It
Queen Elizabeth. floury V111.,
til they are thoroughly enlcl. ened to taste, ere much richer than if memorial medal for spe-WINGS OF A BIRD. ed the HoggCharles 11.. Dr, Johnson, Charles
• k ham for several merely stewed. cial excellence
bottles containing poisons. .: ,,;L when seeking' ,
I medicines in the dark. trunk t pack. biers traveler as n
1 t t dv 0r f file' ods each trasting as typical examples of the
It as better to you 1 e and culture. Two of Lamb, Emerson and Byron.
hour.,t cold watererd to cover, then put Sticks a pin throughs the
cork of
in a kettle covered with cold water'- 1)G This will Compared to Them Flying Machine the bunches weighed 3 pounds 14 ^i could enlarge upon this theme un-
brought
Planes Are but Tays. ounces each, and the whole twelve til your eyelids would no loaner wage
brought to boiling point and cooked prevent + it -mistakes \\ ethe 1 h o weighed about 42 pounds,an average But 1 will content myself witb cote
s}owly until tender.
HERE FOR YOUR
Novels, Writing 1
Paper, Envelopes,
Ink,Playing Cards
to o s u o o :_ you
! ticket to buy, stili he must mane some yea and nay of humor two Of the
preparations for the journey. world's gr eatest mea-SUakespeare and
The warbler, which nes*�s in Alaska WOMEN IN WAR WORK Napoleon, the arch creator and the
and passed the ♦+i..ater i:: northern areh destroyer.
South 3meriea. should- not beata an f !ta'ian women have entered. with a "Shakespeare gave an abiding joy.
8,000 mile voy<getbrongh the a'r ,csrer will upon the new duties war has im- our that will contribute to the happi-
, mountains, plains ani seas naives its • posed upon them. They ;have learned vers. the education and the ennobling
engine is in good order and it has a •to Le trained nurses by attending the of mankind thrnnghout the egos. iv
'proper5upPly of fuel I states 'inborn and accents yet on -
Red Red Cross and Samaritan
"Bot, you ask, "what is a bird's en-
classes. They have undertaken the known.' Napoleon, on the other hand.
gine, and where does it carry fuel:" tool: from mankind rnillious or lives
iI A bird's engine is really its wings care of wounded and sick soldiers not and 50i humanity \vaflitl ." -L01)00 i
1 and the muscles which move them. It only in hospitals practically in every Telegraph.is one of the most perfect engines in city and town in Italy, but also on Red
the world. It is simple, but strong. It i Cross trains and at field hospitals and
1
-works easily, but it is' powerful and ambulances at the front. Young and
rarely gets out of order. elderly women have shown great self -
For many years man tried to make
flying machines which should have sacrifice in the work, while those not
wings like those of birds. But he never adapted to nursing are taking care of
succeeded. He could not make even a the wives and families of the men at
feather! Finally he discovered that if
he would make a machine that would
fly he must give it wings and an en-
gine. So he constructed an aeroplane.
which has wide. stiff wings, or "planes,"
measuring about thirty feet from tip to
tip. These wings cannot be [lapped,
and in themselves they furnish no pow-
er. But to them man added an engine
driven by gasoline and electricity. This
engine turns a long bladed propeller.
which urges the aeroplane forward.
while the planes support it when it is
in motion.
But a bird's wing. we must remem-
ber, is both plane and engine. It gives
support as well as power. It is there-
fore a far more remarkable machine
than the one made by man. -Frank M.
Chapman in St. Nicholas.
Water Colors.
----s----- Water color painting was gradually
raised from the hard, dry style of the
eighteenth century to its present bril-
liancy by the efforts of Nicholson, Cop-
ley, Sanley and others. The Water
Color society's exhibitions began in
1805 and may be said to mark the real
beginning of modern water color paint•
ing,
of the art was the celebrated Turner,
It Tally Cards, Etc.
Magaziuos , Newspapers, Novets
All the leading Magazines and Newspapers
on sale. A large stock of famous S. & S.
Novels at the popular prices I oc and 15c
The great master, if not creator.
of whom we read so much in the works
of John Ruskin. -Exchange.
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OPPOSITE QUEEN'S HOTEL W1NGNAM, ONT s
the front and have opened kitchens
where soup and bread are provided be-
low cost price to the poor.
Creches and kindergarten schools
have also been opened for soldiers'
children and work has been provided
for their mothers in special work -rooms
managed by society women. Even tele-
phone git•ls, typists and ether female
Government employees do their bit by
knitting for the soldiers.
According to statistics just published
before the war there were 13,700,000
women working in various trades and
professions in Italy. Since war broke
out this number has been doubled, as in
all trades and in many professions wo-
men have now taken the place of men.
Women now take up the fares on
street cars, clean the streets, run shops
and work in the fields while their fath-
ers, husbands and brothers are fight-
ing.
And yet the birth rate in; Italy has
not fallen off, nor are Italian women
organizing to demand equal rights with
men.
There Was One.
Judge -What's your charge against
the prisoner? Complainant -Burglary.
He stole $5 from me at the station.
Judge -But for burglary there must be
a breaking. Complainant -Well, your
honor, when he took the five he broke
me.
Smart.
Countryman -Here, you!, What In
thunder d'yer mean by putting 'Paid
with thanks' on my account? Jest you
put 'with cash,' and be slick too! None.
o' yer funny jokes on mel"
A Queer Diagnosis.
.A eelehrated Dublin physician was
Sir 1)ominle Corrigan, wInt was as
in tieh famed for his brusqueness to-
ward patients as for his skpI. 111 the
(aurae of some 108111115001)t•es William
Charles Scully told :a story of the doc-
tor which is quite well worth quoting.
"1 was taken to see him." sacs the
writer, "several times. belt he always
r:•i•:itetl me with the utmost kindness
1lov, ever. a highly respectabie maiden
:,4:;ai of mine had a different experi
tete(' She went to consult him. After
sounding her -n0110 too gently -and
:asking a few questions be gave a grunt
after
and relapsed into silence. Then of t
:t short pause of meditation he said.
ma'am, it's one of two things -
either you drink or el• -e you sit with
your back to the Ore.'"
Why She Didn't.
New Employer -But why did yon'
. Now
Maid--
Caricas?
leave ea
Your last m
}livens! Did you expect me t' bring
her along wid me?
8oliclting Insurenoe.
The Solicitor -We paY you if you die,
if you are hurt, if you get rick, The
Victim -now much 121 get siert of'pii*
Ing the premium/.
Mr. Alfred de Rothschild was un-
able to send his usual gift of Stras-
burg pies to his friends this new
year, owing to the German occupa-
tion of Strasburg.
Thursday, March 23rd, 1916
ioli and
'Cello Mamie
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