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',- 6 THE WINGI-IAM TIMES
Wastroubled, lox°
'ears 1 AFalCA.
Is Read There In 148 Languages and
tree a
t With Kidney Disease --- the continent of Africa alone the
Dialect%
ee ania •
Thk-, Treatment Cured Me--Thi5 Statement Enlilord been trauslated into 14S languages and
New •
Testament or parts of it laitie
dialects. The two latest adaitions are
By a Baptist Minister. Dabida, a language of British Inlet
Africa, and Limba, the lauguag,e or 'a
hich alere the e
e9mPolifao‘retIlincaarsyeskiLey neeileint.e. ev
T:..• great majority of people are
tant.I'ar with the entraordinary cura-
tive tiowere or Dr. Chase'e Kidney -
Pins. Taut for
tht; ;.ot.ceit of thee°
who a.re not we
continue to publish
m
froto day
reports from per -
eons .who have been
aetvialty cared.
Tlib cave describ-
ed ia teis letter
wae art extreme
one, and tile writer
was in a very low
condition when he
began the use of
these. The mosnER.
cure was so mark-
ed that Mr. Mosher's pastor did not
hesitate to vouch for his statement.
; tribe in the hinterland of Sierra Leoee.
tonMe. W. h, 'Mosher, Bre:nestle., 1).;,.., ', Parts of the New Testament have
writes :-"I ueed Dr. Cheetes .Erieree- actually been trauslated into idgin
Liver Pills, and firmly betieve there is English, that strange lino. hlf- baby
no medicine to equal, them. I ea* talk; and half Slang, whichis the elle
troubled for z• ,ars with. kidnee cllseare, means of communication through all
and this. trc :meat line eeeed nie.
When I began the two i ti' ie .eills I the east.
could only -walk from Irly be to a The clilliculties presented in translate
chair. NOW 1 can go to the tieid and tug the New Testament into this bar -
work like any other man. Dr. chese's barous hotch-potch must bave been
Eiclney-Liver Pills are o..11 exeellent tremendous, but they bave been sur -
medicine." mounted.
Rev. E. h. Dmett, Baptist rain:Ster Of Another language of the same sort
This statement is certified to try tlx
By their unique combined action on d bowels, D.
the liver. nidnee
Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills cure in.
There is also a version of the Scrip-
' t' nr. in a report of en rove ion by , tures translated into the primitive lan-
' nee of the head hunters of Borneo.
Brockvi, Ont. is Chinook. This consists of about
lle
By awakening the action of liver. two-fifhs Chinook two-fifths red In.
kidneys and bowels Dr. ('nae IL dian tongues and the rest English and
ney-Liver Pills cure Consupati,on, Canadian French. It is the tongue of
ney Disease, Liver Complaint
headaches, Chronic Indigestlon, Red -
barter on the Pacific coast of Alaska
Backache. One pill a dose, 25 rents a and the Dominion. At least 50,000 In -
and
box, all dealers, or Edmanson, Bates & diens speak it, and lately St John's
gospel has been issued in this jargon
Co., Limited, Toronto, h ir specie.' benefit.
DC. D. Howe in the tee, .hips ot
FO.. r PlIOIT.CTION lei CANADA
A ..„,„..enit t„ p r,s, ,,,wiri.s. sweden 1 Burleigh and Methiter 'lee. nistrict
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;, is important in that, whin- or eery litele
pa' . •• r 1,, keit uff the export of elierni.
cal .,iitliritaite Naturially, ; value as an airrioultural a -ea. it is be-
.,, e ()rent
i ing repeatedly overrun by foi•est fires
all e. • e n I e eatnediately turned to Cien•
and the little remaining merchantable
eaeley the tie ententei deficien-
timber destroyed. It i. siereested that
cy. the area be placed or. ier the con -
The conmaissint, of Conservation has
1 trol of the Dominion rerestry Branch
Le,„ 1 , teeeee,„ tete _ leek e which is for protection from fires and for refer-
jie a '-•te-d a reeort MI "Forest Protee-
• estation.
It was made by German missiona-
ries, printed in South Africa, paid for
with British money and circulated in
Penna. -London Answers.
Difference In Woods.
Timber is classed as hard or soft,
and the main point of difference be-
tween the trees that produce these
classes is that the soft wooded tree
has "ueedle leaves," slim. LUTON' and
iform in breadth, while the
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011(.1ANIZATION OF TtlE
rARtrimis,' bTITUTES
Among the many organizations hav-
es tor their object the advancement
(blonde agriculture none has been
erecter service nor bud ti wider
leid of usefulness than the Farmers'
.t;scitutes. Organized in 1,884 by Dr.
.initiP4; Mills, late of the Ontario Agri-
•ult ural College, they have made
iteedy growth all these years and
me;e, proved an influential agency 10
promoting discussion and • developing
increased interest in the business of
improved farming.
It is true there are many agrieul-
tend associations among farmers,
breeders and dairymen in this Prov-
ince, but nono has brought the work
of the Agricultural College, the ex-
periment station and the methods of
the most successful farmers to the at-
tention of the everyday farmer in such
way as the Farmers' Institutes through
a simple, attractive and instructive
way as the Farmers' Institutes through
their staff of speakers have done.
That this work may go on more intense-
ly than it has done in the past it is the
intention of the Department of Agri-
culture to unify all the agencies hav-
ing for their object the itnprovement
of • i ultural conditions in this
Province, and also to bring all classes
of the community, whether urban or anyhow, to go threup
rural, into closer contact with each coNv1
other, by the formation in each county
in the Province, of what is known as
"A County Board of Agriculture." The
object of the new organization will be
to interest all classes of the commun-
ity in the work of the farmer and in
the homes of the people, by holding
meetings at different centres through-
out the county, by fostering social
gatherings at least came a year. by
affording practical demonstrations in
different methods of farm work and in
the developing of live stock.
Membership in the new organization
shall embrace en on the farm, in the
professions, in business and mercantile
pursuits.
The work of the new organization
shall be under the control of a board of
directors formed from representatives
of Farmers' Clubs, Agricultural Soci-
eties, 'ioards of Trade, municipal coun-
cils, Horticultural! Societies, Women's
Institutes and other kindred organiza-
tions, who shall be under the direction
of a superintendent appointed by the
Department of Agriculture.
This matter is beinddiscussed at the
series of Institute meetings being held
throughout the Province during the
present winter and the new organization
will be effected at the annual meetings
of Farmers' Institutes to be held during
the month of June. The proposed or-
ganization has a splendid field of oppor-
tunity before it, for at no period in the
history of this country has the interest
in rural, occupation been so strong as
at the present time and any organiza-
tion having for its object the bringing
closer together and encouraging a more
sympathetic relationship between those
who happen to'nlive in the town and
those who live on the land mist have a
magnificent future before it.
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tie, It. eei,e,ies much information re- I, •
THE CALL TO ARMS% hard wood trees have broad leaves
a
of p..!riitular RV eteSt in this con
se•• ,, e tee weak ef the provincial for- 1
aa o lbfederal depart- -
--of various shapes. Again, some soft
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i Don't you hear the cal!, la... ,
diedon't wood trees carry cones, such trees be -
mc • •.- eitt..q...t.LCi willi die cute of our
i you hear the citeing termed conifers. Resin, too, is
foe e•,. 1 Beating loudly in your heart, beating more characteristic of soft than of
lee vet fire proteetien is eeniming a I most of ills
wood. To the class of soft evoods
lei e... elute! in r:itt,h,.. ,,,I,I,,,,...n. it i, I Prove tie.. stuff you're made Of, now's
the time. to ehow, belong the pines, spruces and firs, and
obviewee tees, if Canada is to ecntinue I
England begs your ;lei, leddie, aren't the most common examples of these
ae e WOM produeing country, sbe. must i you game to ge': are yellow pine, white fir, pitch pine
coriaerve her resources of this natural 1
• 'Tis your country calls. laddie, she that i er hard woods are oak, beech, mahoe,
and spruce or red Sr. In the common-
ly of 11,e fire protection of forest lands Shall the Teuton conquer, sully this ' ebon,
gave you birth, 1 any, ash,walnut, plane, elm, birch and
produet. The report treats exhaustive- '
acing railway rights-of-way. Through 1 fair earth? i - "•
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eu-operative action, great headway has i Go and do "your hit", lacalie, proud to •
• hear the call,
been made in securing the reduction of I God
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soNa OF TU LAZY FARMER
(Prairie Farmer)...
My neighbor feeds his cows with "are,
and doesn't let them in the air on daya
when zero weather's here, nor feed
them corn upon the ear. He keeps
them snug and warm inside, and with a
horse brush smooths their hide.; 'he
grinds the corn and oats up fine to make
a ration for his kine, He gives them
oilmeal too, and bran, and nice warm
water from a can; he says such care
will surely pay; they'll fill the pall
three times a day.
My ,cows don't have no snap like that
to est and give down butterfat;
they have to rustle for the grub,
and think ice water from a tub.
They're out their yonder by the
stack, the cold wind makes them bump
their back and shrinks their milk veins,
I'll admit, Old Spot has got a frozen
teat. With milk and butter so blamed
cheap. they don't begin to pay their
keep; but they have got to eat that
straw, for some tune now we'll get a
thaw, and then they'll have to hunt
around and eat the cornstalks on the
ground. 1 can't afford to feed them
hay, nor cornmeal three times every
day. I guess I'll quit the dairy biz, it
don't pay anyway, gee whiz, Teen I'll
have time tresit aroun' and smoke my
pipe and go to town; it's surety loolish,
life tied to a
Winning a Reputation.
iprotects the right, laddie, He is • .A.n amusing story of how he won the
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foreet losses through fires traceable to 1 over all. title of being the cha.mpion cocoa.nut
Trill way causes.
1 shier among the clergy is told by the
The forests of British Columbia and 1 heartfelt call, , Ns' hop of Chelmsford.
From across the seas, laddie, hear that •
on Dominion lands in the West have Go and help the Motherland, she needs t Ho informed a gathering of clergy -
been dealt with in reports containing , ° you most of all, ' men, says the London Globe, that
the results of special studies conducted 1 Sorrowful and patient, unyielding n . .
i when vicar of Bethnal Green he took a
by Dr. C. D. Howe and Mr. J. H. 1 Rally reund the flag, laddie, put all 1 and was there challenged to °have a
her pride, party of -workingmen to Epping forest
White. The Trent watershed in On- I things else aside. 1 shv at thecocoanuts. -
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tatio, has also received especial atten- i
A. 11. M. R. j He accepted and, paying his sixpence.
' was given seven balls. Then some-
thing happened which would not hap-
pen again were he to live to be as old
as Methuselah. With those seven balis
he knocked off seven cocoanuts. He
has lived on the eeputation of that feat
ever since, and when any one asked
him to have a cocoanut shy he said,
"You go and knock seven off with
seven balls and then I will speak to
you."
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Pride of Ancestry.
"I've looked up your family tree,"
said the genealogist, "but I doubt if
you will be pleased with it. Your
great -great-grandfather was hanged
for murder; your great-grandfather
was imprisoned for robbery; your
h • d
1 grandfather was tarred anea
1 I for beating his wife. That's not a
' very good record, is it?"
1 "I should say it is," replied the other
emphatically. "It shows the family
is getting better with each genera-
tion. I'm an improvement on the en-
tire bunch --never been in jail yet. Let
me have those records -I'm proud of
'em."
'cad Cold in cheat
"I am happy to tell you that I used
Dr. Chase's Syrup of Linseed and
Turpentine, and was promptly cured of
a very bad cold in the chest," writes
Miss Josephine Gauthier, Dover South,
Ont. You can depend on Dr. Chase's
Syrup of Linseed and Turpentine to re-
lieve and cure all inflammations and
irritations of the throat and broncbial
tubes.
British Columbia' population has de-
clined 25 per cent, since the war began
owing to enlistment, cessation or rail -
work, and other cases.
Sergt-Major Blood and Pte. Schaefer
were warned and let go on suspended
sentence, in connection with the assault
upon Rev. C. R. Tappart, in Berlin.
Tally Cards, Etc.
Magazines, Newspapers, Novels
All theleading Magazines and Newspapers
on sale. A large stock of famous S. & S.
Novels at the popular prices ioc and 15c
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OPPOSITE ONT
r' -da'. rch 16th, 1916
WRESTLING WITH ENGLISH,
Joyous Course In Conversation In a
Brazilian Handbook.
Occasionally are heard expressions of
discouragement that the South Ameri-
cans do not respond warmly enough to
our efforts to win their confidence. Let
the doubting peruse the pages of a
booklet published in the city of Para, a
copy of which has been received by a
merchant dealing with Brazilian firms.
"Inglish For the Mass" is the title of
it, translated by the author. Apparent-
ly the "mass" in Brazil, whoever it
may be, need not'be very fastidious in
the matter of spelling, for the first ten
or twelve pages, devoted entirely td
columns of words, would not earn a
very high percentage in a primary
school examination.
"Conversacions for the Daily" is the
emitting of the first round of this battle '
with English. syntax. Then follows a
sample of a "conversacion" that should
take place between two Americans
meeting eaclt other out walking.
"Good morning, sir, is it not the day
Bne?"
"Very pleasantly, thank you, and how
are you?"
"Very goodly, with your permission,
sir. Are you walking?" •
"Yes; sir, for the health. Will you
break some fast with mer'
"Gracious, yes. Shall we go to the
coffee?"
"With pleasantness, sir.
meat and bread."
And so each lesson progresses until
the MOSS is supposed to be so advanced
as to be able to enjoy a more scholarly
essay on "The American Sellsman."
"The American Sellsman," writes the
author, "is typically of an energy which
is to admire in the warmth of tropics.
Of a youthfulness generally, he
breathes lively and walks springier,
searching the customer loyally for the
firm
"To all he greets smiles, and one is to
admire his frank. He is fresh of the
coil northerly. Yet under the breast of
the American sellsman beats the heart
warmness, therefor let us give greeting
smiles with two hands open to him
crying 'welcome to Brazil, Mister.'"
Need the United States business man
be discouraged with such a greeting
awaiting his commercial representa-
tives when they sail south to capture
the South American trade?
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Course of the Moon.
The moon is erratic in its motions.
The cause of the failure of astronomers
to make the moon amenable to their
exact mathematics, based on the dy-
namical laws of gravitation, is believ-
ed to be some attractive force of which
we are at pres.ent ignorant, though in
all probability one factor is the true
shape of the earth, which still awaits
accurate determination.
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THE LAND OF LEND -A -HAND.
When your plodding on in sorrow,
And are feeling rather blue;
When you think that fate is playing
Very nasty tricks on you,
'Tis a, pleasant thing, my brother,
As you tread that lonely land,
Just to hear a voice beside you
Saying, "I will lend a hand!"
Then the weary way seems brighter,
A9 you shift the stubborn load,
And the friend takes hold to help you
Move along the stony road;
Life within you seems renewing.
And it seems a different land,
With that brother there beside you
Saying, "1 will lend a land!"
On Three Counts.
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"Bear ye one another's burdens,"
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Lend a hand to weary pilgrims,
Give their skies a brighter glow
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And 'twill be a pleasant land,
If you do the Master's bidding,
Lend the needy ones a hand.
Lend a hand then, oh, my brother,
Mix some honey with the Fall,
Life is only what we make it -
Sweet or bitter after all!
And a pleasant way to spend it
As we tread life's shifting sand,
Is to spend it, oh, my brother,
In the land of lend -a -handl
Children Cry
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