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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1916-02-10, Page 7Fetal4ty .10104 1916 "1,11E. WINGHANI TIMES m,\\‘‘‘11011111/11181111111%i I 1 II % W1 15 0 0111 - SYNOPSIS. Penrod, fearing the ordeal a playing ;the part or the Child Sir Lancelot, seek* tforgetfulness in the composition of a dints ;move]. Pertrod's mother and sister dress him In his cestume for tho "Children's Pageant ,or the Round 'rabic." Penrod is ashamed ;to wear it. ereaes-tie (fie" whole ttageant by Putting on a pair of the Janitor's overalls ever his costume. A visit to a moving Pieter° show gives litrn an idea and he loafs away his time in school. dreaming dreams. Emerging. satiated, front the theater, .a public timepiece before a Jeweler's shop /confronted him with an tines- Tected dial and imminent perplexities. flew was he to explain at home these 'dims of dalliance? There was a -steadfast ruie tbat he return direct •from Sunday school, and Sunday rules 'Were important because on that day 'there was his father, always at home ;and at hand, perilously ready for sm- itten. One of the hardest conditions of $.1)oy hood is the almost continuous strain put upon the powers of isvention by Abe constant and harassing necessity 'for explanations of every natural act. • Proeeeding homeward through the .deepening twilight as rapidly as possi- ble at a gait half skip and half canter, l'eurod made up his mind in what manner be would :menet for hiS long delay and as he drew nearer rehearsed in words the opening postage of his .defense. see here," he determined. to :begin. "I do not .wish to be blamed ler things 1 conldn't help nor any oth- -er, boy. I was going along the street •by a cottage and a lady put her head out of the window and 'said her bus - band was drunk and whipping her • and her little girl, and she asked me wouldn't I come in and help hold him. Ito I went in and tried to get hold of 'this drunken lady's husband where he *as whipping their baby daughter, but Ite wouldn't pay any attention, and / t,told her 1 ought to be getting home, Abut she kep' on askin' me to stay"- • At this point he reached tire corner it his own yard, where a coincidence not only checked the rehearsal of his -eloquence but bappily obviated all oc- -eagion for it. A cab front the station :drew up in front of the gate, and there ,descended a 'troubled lady in black •end a fragile' little girl about three. Mrs: Schofield rushed from the house :and enfolded both in hospitable arms. They were Penrod's Aunt Clara and also Clara, from Dayton, Ill. and in the flurry of their errival every- body forgot t� put Penrod to the qnes- lion. It is doubtful, however, if he felt •any relief; there may have been even a slight, unconscious disappointment, not altogether dissimilar to that of an ,sretor deprived of a good Part ' In the course of stame really netessa- 4ry preparations for 'dinner, he stepped. from the batbreeitt into the phik and White bedchamber of his sister and.add diressed her rather thickly through II *mei. "When'd mamma find out Atiat Clara send Cousin Clara Were coming?" "Not till she saw them from the win - Alm. She jest happened to leek ottt aa they drove up. Aunt (darn tee - graphed this morning, but it wasn't -'41aBeered." PALPITATION OF THE HEART. Sudden fright or emotion may cause a inotreettary arrest of the heart's action, „or Sonic exciternent or apprehension ntay • - het up a rapid action of the heart thereby '• causing palpitation. • Palpitatiott, again, is dike the result of digestive ditorders arising from the •stomeein or trial' be the result Of over •indulgenec of tobacco or alcoholic drinks. The only way to regulate this serious heard frOuble is tOttSe lidilbure's Heart .arid Nerve Mrs. 3. S. Nicholls, Listowelt, Ont., "1 was weak and the doWn, my heart would palpitete and t Would take weak turd dizzy teals. A friend ed- vised me to fry IVIfibura's Heart Mel :NerVe Pills se; started at twice to use -ttettn, and i feend that I felt touch strotiger. itatttlet praise your medielite tee highly, for it lets done Me a world of good." Milburife Heart and Nerve Pills are .511c per bed, borree for $1.25; at all deafer's, or Melted direct hy The 1'. ./iiiihtnsi Co., Idatiteflt Terelltat 014' "Sow long they gtAn' to "stay? "I don't know." Penrod ceased to nth his shining face and thoughtfully tossed the towel through the bathroom door. "IIncle John won't try to make 'em come back home, I guess, will he?" (Uncle John was Aunt Clara's husband, a success- ful manufacturer Or LitOveS, and ide lifelong regret Was that be had not en- tered the Baptist ministry.) "Bell let 'em stay here quietly, won't her "What are you talking about?" de. mended Margaret, turning from her mirror. "'Uncle John sent them here. Why shouldn't he let them stay?" ' Penrod looked crestfallen. "Then be hasn't taken to drink?" "Certainly not!" She emphasized the denial with a pretty peal of soprano laughter. "Then why," asked her brother gloomily, "why 41d Aunt Clara look so worried when sire got here?" "Good gracious! Don't people worry about anything except somebody's drinldng? Where did you get such an idea?" "Well," he persisted. "you don't know it ain't that." She laughed again, whole heartedly. "Poor "Uncle John! He won't even at low grape juice or giuger ale in his house. They came because they were afraid litpe Clara •might catch the measles. She's very* delicate, molt there's such an epidemic of rneasics among the children Over in Dayton lee schoors had to be Closed. 'Uncle .loun got SO., Worried that last Mein he dreamed about It and this moreing be couldn't stand it any tenger and pack- ed them off over here, though he thinks it's wicked to travel on Sunday. And Aunt Clara *as worriedwhen she got here .because they'd forgotten to check her trunk, and it will have to be sent by express. Now, What in the natie of common sense •„put it into Your bead that 'Uncle John bad taken to" - "Oh, nothing!" He turned lifelessly away and went downstairs, a newborn hope dying in his bosom. Life seems so needlessly dull sometimes. CHAPTER If. SchOol. DXT morning, when he bad once more resumed the dread- ful burden of education, it seemed infinitely duller. And yet what pleasanter sigbt is theta than a schoolroom well filled with children of these sprouting years just before the teens? The casual visitor, gazing from the teacher's platform upon: these busy little heads, needs only It blunted memory to experieneri the , most agreeable and exhilarating sen- sations. Still, for the greater part the children are Uncenselous of the ham* neas of „their cendilion, for nothing ii mere pathetlealiyyttlie than that we "ila4:er' line* "07.1aellf,i,We Ate well off." The boys., in a public school are leSS Weal* Of their happy slate the* tire the girls. and of' all the boys tat lilt room probably Peneod,hirnselt bed the least appreciation of bus felleity; He sat staring at an open page of a textbook, but not studying„,not even reading, not even thinking. '!or was he leat'iti a reverie. His reind'e tlYe was shut, as his physical eye might web Wive been. for the Optic, nerre. flaccid with ennui, eonveyed nothing Whatever of the printed page Orton Whieli tire orb Of vielon was partially focused, Penrod was doing soutethillg. very unustial and rare, something a1. most beret nceomplished egeopt bY colored people or by a boy in settee, en ti sprieg day -he Was doing really nothing at fill. Ite wits merely a slate Of being, Flettri the street A Soitrid stole in through the open window, and ahleit ting eater° began le tilrthe vaeinim called 'Penrod fic.lioneht, for the eetitel was the speltiA sang uf n Month otatin editing deWtt.,t110 sidernlik. The witt &MS Were iritentlettelly ithove the let. - el Of the eyes of the seated pttplls, bet the picture' of the turbid:in Was phlitt te Peered, tarleted for hint by si Minn, ty itt the rune and trlIln partaking of the oboe of the celllope and of vete la eetrirchitleg atteetneett 'Elliott only by tila wallowing. walloif• lag yellow -pink peter of A band Whose , ha& was Mute biaoh mid eldny. the inusie ealte down the street Mid pass., ed beneath the Window, aceompatied by the care free shuttling of pale 01 old Sheba Wading sylicepatimis On the COMMA tritleterilk. It passed tete the tidier -de; bee.anie faitit tind blurred: WAS gone. tintition stirred in Penrod ggLnell,41* antleire. _hut vor. -1)1104fertunatelyt ho tarry pimento; mado her appearance. OtiletWitte Pete red would bete gone iloWn the street in a black ehla, Pleythe the Meeth ur San, end an unprepared colored Yellth would hnve Nand hioaSeit' enleting editeatienel edvantagea for whieh he And no nEnAltIon whatever. „ Roused froth perfeet apathy, the lied caSt abeet the set0o!rooi an kle w,earied to reinsert •by the PerPettlol Visiell et the neat teacher ufloll the platforM, the beeke of the 'lends Of lho pupils la front of he. 11111 the me• riotormile stretrbes of blaelthoerd threatoningly detaced by arithmetical formula and other insignia ot torture. Abet° the braekboard the wade Of the high renal were of •;white plaster. - white with the qualified Whiteness ot Old Snow fn a soft coal town. This. disMal expanse Was broken by four litirographie portraits, itetire offerinert of a thoughtful pritilisher, • The pod traits were of gOod !Ind great men, kind men. Men whe loved children, Their faces were noble and beneye, lent. But the lithographs offere4 the only rest for the eyes of children frd tigued by the OVerlasting" sameness ot the sehoolrootn. Long 4ay after long day, interminable week in and inter- minable week. out, vast month on vast month, the pupils sat with those four 'Portraits beaming kindneea down Won MOM. The feces Itecame Ornraneut IR the consciousness of the children; they, became an obsession. Iir and out of school the children were never free of them. The four faces baunted the minds of children falling asleep, They hung upon the minds of children wak. Ing at night; they rose forebodingly in the minds of children waking in the morning; they became monstrously alive in the minds of children lying •siek of fever. Never while the .chil- droll of that selmolroem lived would they be able to forget one detail of the four lithographs. The hand of Long- fellow was fixed for them forever ln' his beard. And by a simple and un- , conscious association of ideas Penrod Schofield was accumulating an antipa- thy for the gentle Longfellow, and for Nimes Russell Lowell, and for Oliver Wendell Holmes, and for John Green- leaf Whittier which would never per- mit hina to peruse a work of one .of those great New Englanders without a feeling of personal resentment.' His eyes fell slowiy and inimically from the brow of Whittier to the braid of reddish hair belonging to Victoria° Riordan, the little octoroon girl who sat directly in front of him. Victo- rine'S back was as familiar to Penrod as the necktie of Oliver Wendell Holmes. So was her gayly colored plaid waist; He hated the waist as he hated Victorine herself without knowing why. Enforced companion- , ship in large quantities and on an equal • basis between the sexes appears to sterilize the affeetions, and schoolroom roniaticeg are few. Vittorine's hair was thick and the brickish glints in it were beautiful, but Penrod was very tired of it A tiny knot ot green ribbon finished off the braid and kept it from unraveling, and beneath the ribbon there was a final wisp of hair which was just lohg enough to repose upon Penrod's desk when Victoria° leaned back in her seat It was there now. Thoughtful- ly he took tbe braid between thumb and forefinger and, Without dbturbing Victorine dipped the end of it and the green ribbon into the inkwell of his desk. He brought hair and 'ribbou. forth dripping purple ink and partially dried them on a blotter, though, a mo- ment later, when Victorine leaned for- ward, they were still able to add a few picturesque touches to the plaid Waist Rudolph Krause, across the aisle from Penrod, watched the operation With Protuberant eyes, fascinated. In- spired to imitation, he took a piece of chalk from his pocket and wrote "Rats" across the shotilder blades of file boy ,in front of him, then looked across appealingly to Penrod for to- kens et' eongratulation. Penrod yawned. Half the members of the ease pass- ed Out to a recitation ••:rooni, the em - purpled , Victorine among there and Albs Spence started the remaining half through the ordeal of trial by mathe- matics. Severai boys and girls were Sent tb the blackboard, and Penrod, spared 'for the moment; follotved their' operations a little whlip with his eyes, but not with hie mind; then, stoking deeper in hie Seat limply o.brurdOned 'the effort. His eyes remained open, but saw nothing. The rentiae of the arithmetic lesson reached kb ears in familiar, 'meaningless sounds, but he beard nothing, and yet; this tittle, he f*as profoundly oecupied. Ho had drifted atvey freln the painful land of tuts, end floated neve in a new sea of fancy which he had jurit discovered. Maturity forgets the :MarvelOns real- ness of a boy's day dreams, how color- ful they glow, rosy and living, and tow dilating the curtain closing &mu 'between the dreamer dead the actual Woad. That curtain it 'almost sound greet, tee and catees more threat ttouble among patents than is sus- peeted. The Hennes monotony Of the school - real inspires 5 sometimes Unbearable lenging for tionlething tretobishing to hapPen, and as every boy's fundanien- tat dealt.° IS te do something astonish- ing himself, se its to be the ceriter of all benign intereet and awe, it Was net - Ural that Penrod should disdeVer in "faney the delightftli tetra of Self levt, teflon. Ile foetid, iti this M11.10e4 ae- ries of iniaginings, tiering the lesson tri arithinetie, tha.t the atinosphete may be nitVigated tis hit a stViiiinier under Water, but with indnitely greater eat° Wad With perfect Comfort in breathing, In his Mind he 'extended lite arras griteefully, iit level With Its Shotil- dera, and delieiitely paddled the ale With his hands, Which at °nee Crafted bigittelia.illettUti p okt of hie Beet 10# When the jack Becomes Lams IT IS A MON. Of KIDNEY TOIOSOLE Doan a Kidney rills cure the aching hack by curing the aching kidneys be, neath—for it is Melia' the kidneys aching and not the hack, DOmei • KiclueY Ras are a §-Neje* kidney and bladder Medicine for the cure of alt kidney troubles. 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Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont, When ordering direct specify "Tiean's." eleitifetrgeWto 13; position about nzau- way betweee the floor and the ceiling, where he came to an equilibrium and floated; a sensation not the lesa ex^ quisite beeause of the .screams of kis fellow yupits, appellee by the miracle. Miss Spence lieraelf was amazed and frightened, but he ouly smiled down °tirelessly upon her wen she conp • Mantled him to retura to earth, and thee, 'when She climbed upon a desk to pull him down, Ise quietly patting(' himself a little higher, leaving his toes jest out of her reach. Next he swam through a 'few slow somersaults to . show his mastery of the new att, and, with the shouting of the dumfounded scholars ringing in his ears. turned on his side and floated swiftly out of the window, immedirttely rising above the housetops. while people in the street below him shrieked. and a trolley ear stopped dead in wonder. With almOst.no exertion lie paddled himself, many yards at a stroke, to the girls' private- school where limp. i'le Jones was a pupil -Marjorie Jones of the amber curls and the golden voice! Long before the "Pagenut of the 'fable Round" she had offered Pen- rod a hundred proofs that she consid- ered him wholly undesirable and in- eligible. At the Priday afternoon dancing class she consistently Incited and led 'he hmghter at him whenever Professor l3artet singled him out for admonition lry matters' of feet and de- corum. And but yesterday she had ebitled . him for his slavish lack of memory in daring to offer her greeting on the way to Sunday, school. "Well, I expect you niust forgot I told you never to speak tome again! If I was A boy I'd be toe proud to come hang- ing around people that don't speak to me, even if I was the worst boy iu town!" So she flouted him. But now as he floated in through the window of her classroom and swam gently along the ceiling like an escaped toy balloon she fell upon her knees beside her lit- tle desk and, lifting up her arms to- ward him, pried with love and admira- tion: "Oh, Penrod!" He negligently kicked a globe from the high chandelier and, smiling cold- ly, floated out through the hall to the front steps of the school, while Marjo- rie followed, imploring him to grant her one kind look. tu the street an enormous crowd had gathered, headed by Miss Spence and a brass band, and a cheer from a hun- dred thousand throats shook the very ground as Penrod swam overhead. Marjorie knelt upon the steps and watched adoringly utile Penrod toolc the drum major's baton and, perform- ing sinuous evolutions' above the erowd, led the band. Then he threw the baton so high that it disappeared ;front sight But be went swiftly after it, a double delight, for he had not only the delicious sensation of rocket- ing safely up and up inte the blue sky, but aLso that of standing in the crowd below, watching and admiring himself as he dwindled to a speck, disappear- ed.401, „emereepg from a -Out imemasimmiiimidwami TheWretchexiness of Constipation Can quickly!)s evarsais by CARTER1 Lira* LIVER PILLS Purely Vegifitile -urea* aad really et the fiver. Cure palmy's, Head. eche, • ow, and inhistioa. awit sma Pm. seedi Wee. sod Mu. Genuine nue Soo Signature 11001,1601160100110VOIONOW1IIII Mae ;Speeding OM', Withe Waft la * hand, to the level ef the tree, tePet Where be beat *Pe tor the band alICI tile Vath thread and Afaflorio Jones, who all united hi the 414nr Spattgled Banner la Aolg/r of tin aerial •fiehlevemeuta- It Watt sk great moment, It was a greet Moment, Out nom - thing seemed to threaten if. The foree of Dfise Spence lotting up from the crowd groW too Vivid-uPPleasantly $lio was beckoning 1.11.M ttIal a/tinting! "Cenie down, r elar04 Soho, Penred Schodeld, come down here!" . o cauld hear bOr abeve the band and tile singing or the Multitade. She seemed intent on spelling WM9" thing. Marlotie jones was weeping te show bow sorry she Was that 411)0 had formerly slighted hina and throwing kisses to prove that she laved him, but Miss Spence kept jumping, between him and Marjorie, incessantly galling, his name. He grew more and more irritated with her. He was the moat luaportant person in. the world and was engaged hi proving it to l‘larjoric Jones and the whole city; end yet Miss Spence seeIn. ed to feel the still hafl,the right to or- der blin about as she Old in the old days when he was an ordinary school- boy. He was furious. He was sure 'Penrod Schofield! Penrod Schofield, . come down here!". she wanted him to do something„, dis- agreeable. It seemed to him that she had Screamed "Penrod Schofield:" thousands.of times. From the beginning of his aerial ex- periments in his own schoolroom he Ltd not opened his lips, knowing some - bow that one of the requireMents for air floating is perfect silence On the part of the floater; but, finally, irritat- ed beyond measure by Miss Spence's clamorous insistence, he was unable to. restrain an indignant rebul5e and im- mediately came to earth with a fright- ful bump. Miss Spence-ln the Ilesh-had direct. ed toward the physical body of the ab- sent Pernod an inquiry as to the frac- tional consequeneeS of dividing seven. teen apples fairly among three boys, and site was surprised and displeased to receive no answer, although to the best of her knowledge and belief he was looking fixedly nt her. She repeat- ed her question crisply without visible effect; then summoned him by name with inereasiug asperity. Twice she called him, while all his fellow pupils turned to stare at the gazing boy. She advanced a step from the platfortn. "Penrod Schofield!" "Oh, my goodness!" he sheuted std. denly. "Can't you keep still a' min- ute?" _ .. - - CHAPTER VL ' . -- Uncle John. Mdwith a ewelling, con- IfilSS SPI/NCB gasped. So did le the pupils. The whole room glomerate "0 -o -o -o -h!" As for Penrod hiraself, the vvalls reeled with the shock. He sat with his Mouth open, a mere lump of stupe- faction. For the appallieg Words that he had Milled at the teacher were as inexplitable to hilt es to ally other who heard them. Nothing is More treacherous than the human mind; nothing else So loves to play the Iscariot. Been when patient - by bellied into a semblaace of ordel: and training it niay prove but a base end shifty servant. And Penrod's Mind was not his server% It was a master; with the April wind's whims, and it had just playee hint a diabolical trick. The very jolt with 'which he tante baek to the schoolroorn la the retest of hie fancied flight jetted his cley dream utterly out Of hint arid he set open mouthed in horror at what Pc laid said. The untlnitnotis gasp ot Ore was pro- tracted. MiSs SPenee, hOlterer, fina1. ly recovered her breath, and, t.ettiriting delibetately to the platform, faeed the wheel. "And theti, for a little while,'' as pathetic stories. sonietheca reeoullt,. "ovetything was very WV It WeS Se atilt, le fact, that Pearod's newborn notoriety tould Merest be heard grow- ing. 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In Use • For Over, • Thirty Years CASTORIA with the -side of fils-shoe, 'swafed, swallowed. looked suddenly at his I hands with the air of never having seen them before, then clasped them behind him. The school shivered in ecstatic horror, every fascinated eye ! 11Pon hien yet there was not a soul in the yoom but was profoundly grateful to hint for the sensation -including the offended teacher herself. Unhappily, all this gratitude was unconscious and • altogether different from the kind which results in testimonials and lov- ing cups. On the contrary! -Penrod Schofield!" He gulped. "Answer me at once! Why did you speak to inc like that?" ,"I was"- Ile choked, nimble to continue. "Speak out!" "I was just-therking," be managed to stammer. "That will not do," she returned sharply. "I wish to know immediate- ly Ntrhy you spoke as you did." The stricken Penrod answered help- lessly: "Because I was just thinking." 'Upon the very rack be could have offered no ampler truthful explanation. It was all he knew about it "Thinking what?" "Just thinking." Miss Spence's expression gave evi- dence that her power of self restraint was undergoing a remarkable test Hotvever, after taking counsel with herself, she commanded: "Come here!" He shuffled forward, and she placed a cbair upon the platform near her own. "Sit there!" Then (but not a all as if nothing Ltd happened) she continued the les- son in arithmetic. Spiritually the zbildren may have learned a lesson in very small fractions, indeed, as they gazed at the fragment of sin before them on the stool of penitence. They tli stared at him attentively, with hard and passionately interested eyes in which there was never one trace of pity. It cannot be said with precision that he writhed. His movement was more a slow, continuous squirm, effect- ed with a ghastly assumption of lan- guid indifference, white his gaze, in the effort te escape the marble hearted glare of his schoolmate.s, affixed itself with apparent permanence to tho wabteoat button of James Russell Lowell just above the "u" in "Rus- sell." Classes came Mad classes 'went, grill- ing him with eyes. Newcomers re- ceived the story of the erlme in dark. ling whispers, and the outcast sat arid squirmed and squirmed and squirmed. (He did one or two things with his spine which a professional contortieniet would hare observed With real hiterest.) And ell this while of freezing suspense was but the criminal's detention awaiting trial. A. kttown penishinent may he antieipated with seine measure of egoanimIty-at least, the prisoner may prelim.° him- self to Mulergo it -bet the triknown looms more monstrous for °veil, at- toinnt te gness it. Penrod's crime was tinittne. There were to rtiles to aid hlin In estitnatitig the veegeance to farl upon itint for it What seemed most embattle Wes tiutt be would be end - led from the sehool in the preseece et his tomilY. the mayor and Medi and Whipped afterward by his father upon the state Immo .itep9, WWI tfie entire Pity US atallerice by ineitatien of the Authorities:. Noe tertre, The VOWS °I, Children Med °Of, eVery head turning for lust unpleasingly apeenhitive look at the entlaw. 111tMi Thee Snebee doted the dear fete the tie:Ike:1W Mid that into tto 121.: hall end eery and set at ,her Pairing In usgtszazurea. The custom of pairing in the house of couustons originated in (Tomwell's time. "Pair off" is the phrase usol to signify that two members of a legis- lative body of opposite political opin- ious agree to absent themselves from voting for n certain period, By "pair- ing" in this way they neutralize eaeli other's absence. The whips . of the house generally manage to find "p Ors" when, for any tease», 'tomboys d ssire to be absent teinporarily. deist:7-110er Politod. Tlfe ti•ampl of feet outside, the shrill ealls and • mut- ing and the changing voiyes t. the older boys ceased to be henyil and there was silence. 1"envollA111 lug to be occupied with l;;e;trell wan conscious that Miss Sp..;nee'lote• 1 at him intently. " Pet ; rod." sh e sa Id ; vely, hot excuse Imre you to Ori.t,!' ilefOrP , port your case LO ;be prIticipar?" The word "principal" fatten I the vitals. Grand inquisitor, grand khan, sultan, emporor, ezar, Caesar Augustus -these are comparable. He stopped squirming instantly and sat rigid. "I want an answer. Why did yea shout those words at noc?" "Well," he murmured, "I was just- th uk lug." "Thinking what?" she asked sharply. "I don't know." "That won't do!" He took his left ankle in hls right hand and regarded it helplessly. "That Won't do, Penrod Schofield," she repeated severely. "If that is all the excuse you have to offer I shall re- port your case this instant!" And she rose with fatal intent. But Penrod was one of those whom the precipice inspires. "Well, I have got an excuse." "Well" -she paused impatiently - "what is it?" He had not an idea, but he felt one corning and replied automatically in a plaintive tone: "I guess anybody that tad been through what had to go through last night would think they ba4 an ex- cuse." Miss Spence resumed her seat, though with the air of being ready to leap from it instantly. • "What has last night to do with your insolence to in this morning?" "Well, I geese you'd see," he re- turned, emphasizing the plaintive note. "if you knew What / kttotv." "Now, Penrod," she said, iti a kinder voiee, "I ha•ve a high regard for yout• mother and father, and it would hurt ine to distress them, but you meet el- ther inc What Was the matter With you or I'll have to take you to Mrs. IloustoM" "Well, ain't I going te?" he cried, spurted by the rimed name. "Ids be. cause I didn't sleep last night." "Were you ill?" The questien Wad put with some dryness. He felt the dtyness. "Nem; 1 Wastet," "Thea if some one in your faintly Was so ill that Oen yeuii were kept up all night, how does it happen they Id t yott COMO to seltOcil this Morning?" "It wasn't illnest," he retutned, Shaking his head Mournfully. "It waS lots wOrsen anybody's being Sick. It' Was -it Was -Well, It Wria jest a*fitl." "Whet Vas?" ad marked with antis oty thci incredulity in her toms, "It was abeat Anne Clara," he mid. "Vat, dient Chiral" she repeated. "Do you Mean Veit Mother'r Sister - %the Worried Mt. Parry et Dayton, at* returned Nora berthWftille. °The trouble was about (TO hit CONTINUED)