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Rocky the Chihuahua named overachiever of the year
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lot as a great place to invade and occupy?
Or a Great Dane crossed with a Pyrenean Mountain
Dog that chases Lance Armstrong through the French
Alps and rips off his yellow jersey?
No, I'm sorry but America will never accept the
hybrid of a Portuguese Water Dog and a Mexican
Hairless that pees on the carpet in the Oval office to
protest the treatment of illegals.
I mean the new names alone could pose a problem.
The hybrid of a Bearded Collie and an Australian
Shepherd could logically be called the all-new Amish
Working Dog.
If I seem unenthusiastic about the hybrid frontier
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Bill and Mary Ellen
Docking are pleased to announce the
graduation of their son, Dan on June
10, 2009. Dan received his Bachelor
of Environmental Studies/Honours
Planning - Geography Minor from
the University of Waterloo. Dan is
,% currently employed with oMAF'RA.
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it's because I spent some time in Key West, Florida in
the 90s where a lot of unofficial crossbreeding was
being introduced:
In 1993, "Rocky the Chihuahua" — I'm not making
this up — was charged with impregnating a purebred
Rottweiler. The owner/breeder of the Rottweiler
(let's just call that dog "Strumpet") was so incensed
that her dog's pedigree had been tarnished, she
launched a civil suit against the owner of Rocky. I
can only imagine the resulting hybrid. A Rottchi
would be a big, of friendly dog that speaks two offi-
cial languages.
Anyway, the law suit was eventually dropped and
the Key West Chamber of Commerce named "Rocky"
Overachiever of the Year.
Earlier that same year in Key West — I could not/
would not make this up — "Chi Chi," a pot belly pig
was charged with sexually assaulting a parked Harley-
Davidson motorcycle. The pig's defense? Poor eye-
sight. He thought the Harley was "just another hog."
Can you imagine that hybrid? A feisty little porker
with a mullet that's great on the barbeque except for
the rear end which is made of chrome.
No this hybrid craze just naturally has to stop
before the mutts of this world get organized and hire
themselves a lawyer.
Graduated July 5th from D'arcy Lane Institute
with a diploma in massage therapy. She has since
completed Provincial testing and will receive her
certification as an RMT.
Congratulations Mom
Love Jeff, Jessica and Lesley
We're so proud of you
Holly Culbert
Lawrence & Leslie Lassaline
of Goderich •
are pleased to announce
that their daughter
Meagan Amber will be united
in marriage to
Matthew Paul Lavery
son of Paul & Patricia Lavery
of Liverpool, England.
The wedding will take place
at St. Peter's Church,
Goderich
Friday July 31st
at 3:00 o'clock
We wish you a long and
happy life together!
• On June 3, 2009, Holly graduated
from Wilfrid Laurier
University with a Bachelor of
Education. In June, 2008 Holly also
received a Bachelor of Arts with a
Major in Social Development Stud-
ies from the University of Waterloo.
For the summer, Holly has accepted
a short term teaching position in
London, England.
Well done, Holly and
congratulations from
all your family with love.
Edwin and Katherine Maxwell are very proud to
announce the graduation of their son Pte. Jordan
Marvell, from the Canadian Forces L, hip and
Recruits School in St. Jean sur Richelk Quebec
on June 25, 2009. Jordan was also presented with
Brigadier -General Gutknecht's Trophy and award
for Top Shot as he achieved the highest sores in
his platoon. Many congratulations to you Jordan as
you continue to pursue your career with the Royal
Canadian Regiment, Infantry Battalion, Canadian
Armed Forces. Jordan is the grandson of Karl and
Elfrieda Sartori of Goderich & Dave and Shirley
Wilson of Springbrook. We wish you all the best
and you will always have our encouragement and
support. Lots of love from Mom, Dad, Sarah, Amelia
and Noah, Grandma and Grandpa Sartori, Grandma
Shirley and Poppa Dave, aunts and uncles, cousins
and friends!
We are all so proud of you)
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Brian & Linda are proud to
announce the graduation of
their daughter Laura. She
received a Bachelor of Applied
Arts -Paralegal Studies from
Humber College in Toronto.
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