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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Goderich Signal-Star, 2009-05-13, Page 7Opinion Goderich Signal -Star, Wednesday. May 13, 2009 - Page 7 "If for Nurses • ,j I Parent shocked todiscover syringe onbeach you can bring a ponntment comes your special understanding way; To the Editor: bit scared, that someone could be so Sincerely, To all those en- if you take prude in This past Thursday, May 7, my careless as •to put children into harms A concerned mons. trusted toyour care giving your profession two -and -a -half -year-old son, and his way by not properly disposing of Crystal Brennan -Yeo And meet their The finest talents great-uncle were walking along St. their "garbage". needs, no matter how and skills you possess Christopher's Beach, having just I love this town, and our beach. demanding Then all your spent time playing on the nearby Please, let's keep it a safe place for With patience and dreams and goals will playground equipment. My boy loves all to enjoy. energy to spare; fund expression to throw stones into the lake 'just like If you can lend each And, as a nurse, his daddy does', in an effort to try task your full devotion you'll bb a great suc- and make them skip. Therefore, it office promises And always try to cess. was no surprise to his great-uncle, listen and to cheer, -author unknown when he bent down to pick up yet If you can learn to another rock. understand emotion, Unfortunately, when my son stood bridgepaint by year. And comfort others up, he was not holding a simple just by being near; Happy Nurses stone. Instead, he was grasping a To the citizens of Goderich who Please doii't hold your breath be- Ifyou look forward used syringe that someone had so signed the petition requesting the cause I got the same answer five withanticipaetionDonna Phillips- dangerously left lying in the sand. bridge be painted: years ago when the river bridge was To meeting special Grande I can only thank God and •our near- It is myunderstanding from the reworked on. challenges each day, B.U.P. ONA Local by guardian angel that he did not get local MPP's s office that this project If you keep your 21 pricked by the needle. The police will be undertaken when major work Colin MacMillan faith and dedication • AM&GH were called to take care of it, but I is done on Highway 21 in the years Meneset Park Wheneverdisap- can't help but be disappointed, and a 2010-2012. Thedebate to legalize marijuana, uh, was I? Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of this up and I swear I have not California has reopened the debate on had a really good toke on a the legalization of marijuana faster very old sock for almost 72 than you can say: "Like dude, whatever hours. you just said is awesome!" Having The case involved a given up all hope of become president 28 -year-old man in London, of the United States, Arnold now wants Ontario who was charged to become Obama's Maharaji. with illegally selling hemp There's so much illegal marijuana seedlings from his retail being grown in California that legaliz- clothing store. Federal Justice ing and then taxing it would make the Department lawyers contend - state instantly wealthy. There is so ed that hemp, which is a much illegal marijuana being grown derivative of cannabis could here in Wainfleet that legalizing and be smoked to produce the then taxing it might allow us all to same effect as marijuana. From . my drink water from the tap and fearlessly best recollection of the `60s, the scien- flush a toilet now and again. tific term for the effect of marijuana Since the abolition of vices has never smoking is pervasive giddiness inter - worked, not for alcohol or prostitution, rupted by the odd snorgle. the day will inevitably come when all The feds claim there should be no democratic countries will legalize, con- distinction between a marijuana ciga- trol and profit from the sale of drugs by rette and hemp clothing since both the state thereby ending drug wars, could be consumed as a drug. The store overcrowded prisons and most of owner disagreed and took his case to today's gang violence. Portugal has the Ontario Court of Appeal claiming already done this quite successfully the federal government did not prove with a drop in crime and drug use. Like that his hemp clothing was of the alcoholics, they treat heavy drug use intoxicating kind. like the disease it is. When this argument was presented in After governments try every other court, the defendant became stressed unworkable idea, common sense usu- and subsequently chewed the sleeve off ally replaces hysteria. his hemp sweat shirt and played air However Governor Schwarzenegger guitar for the remainder of the trial. would be wise to review a test case Lawyers for both sides were called to here in Ontario a few years back which the bench where they sniffed the judge's revealed the horrible criminal conse- hemp robes and began chanting: "All quences that can result from smoking we are saying ... is give peace a your shirt. First let me say, I do not chance." smoke. Secondly, if I did smoke, I Okay those two events did not actu- don't see myself propped up in bed, ally happen but let's not forget, that reading a newspaper, sipping coffee most people in the Canadian legal sys- and smoking my pajama top.. Thirdly, I tem today are baby boomers which don't own a pajama top, makes lawyers denouncing marijuana a In Canada where it is legal to burn lot like hookers speaking out against the national flag, it is illegal to smoke sex. your shirt. Honest. I am not making I imagine the appeals trial went something like this: pipe to court. In conclusion, all law - Judge: "I will remind the yers urged everyone in the courtroom defendant that he is under to just say 'no' to smoking marijuana oath. Now, have you ever which in the long run they reasoned, had the occasion to snioke would help bring the price down. your shirt?" Legal distinction between marijua- Defendant: "Ah, yeah I did na and hemp clothing could have far - but I like quit?" reaching ramifications in the drug Judge: "You quit smok- world. For instance, a drug dealer ing?" busted for trafficking in marijuana Defendant: "I quit smok- could still legally sell his overcoat to All the worlds ing my shirt." an undercover officer. And let's say, A Judge: "And when was for the sake of legal argument that the Circus...that?" undercover officer was also wearing Defendant: "When I got to the arm- hemp undergarments. That, legal or pit." not, would be very itchy. Judge: "Man, that's gross." I know what you're thinking. You're Defendant: "That's nothin'. Like thinking Bill, where in hell's half once 1 had to change a baby that had acres of homegrown hydroponic grass like a hemp diaper and ...." will this end? My point, and yes I did Judge: "Yuckkkk-O! Clear the have one before my hat caught fire, is courtroom. Case dismissed." that the .governor of California must The defendant did plead guilty to a first define what is and what is not lesser charge of indecent exposure. It marijuana, otherwise LA's shirtless seems he became confused that morn- could outnumber its homeless, if you ing, hiding his hemp clothes in a know what I mean. crawl space and wearing his water Submissions to Letter to the Editor mud include full name, address and phone number of sen r for verifica- tion purposes. Letters should be 500 woes or less *14 The Signal -Star reserves the right to edit r lengt t , clarity. Address letters to: oder ch, Signal -Star, Box 220, 120 Huckir s may Goderich, N7A 486 or + -rail.; gssnews@bowesnet.co or ria: fax at '% ,v , '' 519-524.5145 t