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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1919-10-30, Page 3AN. UP-TO-DATE COSTUME. 91.3&0131. No. 9133--L......_. ...sift. Prise, 25 cents.aAdjustablc collar; 42 or 38 -inch length-- Cut in 7 sizes, 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44 and 46 ins. bust. Size 36 re- ( ires, 42-inehlength, without nap, 3 yds. 48 ins. wide; with nap, 23 yds. 54 ins. wide; 88 -inch length, without nap, 2% yds. 48 ins, wide; with nap, 23, yds. 54 ins. wide; lining, 42 -inch length, 8 yds. 36 ins. wide. No. 9138—Ladies' Two -Piece Skirt. Price, 20 cents. High waistline; 39 or 37 -inch length. Cut in 9 •sizes, 22 to 38 ins. waist measure. Size 26 re- quires, 39einch length, 21y yds. 36 ,ins. wide, or Ili¢ yds. 54 ins, wide; 37 -inch length, 2% yds. 36 ins. wide, or lifa yds. 54 ins. wide. Width around bob- tom 13a yds. These patterns may be obtained from your local McCall dealer, or from the McCall Co., 70 Bond street, Toronto, Dept, W. I-te Meant to be Polite. It is the part of wisdom to close the Wroath firmly when the conversation begins to include words the sound ot which is unfamiliar to you. The sol- dier who is the hero of this little in- cident "took a chanee"--sand probably wished he had not. While in the army, says a writer. I was accompanied by a sergeant who tried to give the impression that he was one of the brainiest men in the army. On pass one Sunday, In a Cer- tain. town, a young woman naked us to her house to have a cup of coffee. Qu arrtving, she introduced us to her mother, who made excuses in regard to her appearance.. She then remark- ed, "I'll go and put on the perculator.'" The sergeant said, "Oh, yon look all right the way you are." A Double Expianation. One morning a woman walked into i1 village grocery store with a majestic stride. It was easy to see, by the sternness of her expression, that she was somewhat disturbed. "This," she sarcastically explained, throwing a package on the counter, "is the soap that does the washing itself. it's the soap that makes washing a pleasure. It's the soap—" "That isn't soap, ma a ,'; interrupt- ed the groceryman, examining the trackage. "Your little girl was in here yesterday for a halt a pound of Cheese and a half a pound of soap. This is the cheese." "U -m, that accounts for it!" said the woman as the light of understand- ing began to glow. "I wondered all eight what made the Welsh rabbit we had for supper taste so queer." Stirring Sight For a Veteran. The young man who had seen four years of service and fought on most of the fronts was at home, demobilized, sitting in the old -home kitchen, rather puzzled how to occupy the unaccus- tomed leisure. "Don't you know what to do with _yourself, George?" asked the fond another. "Why don't you 'ave a walk down the road?" Then father spoke up. He had his bit of excitement to propose. "He ain't seenthe corner where they pulled down Simnond's fish shop, 'as /e, ma?" he asked. 70 Square Miles of Potash. The potash deposits which,France has obtained through the cession of Alsace covers nearly 70 square miles, and are unusually rich in potash salts. PAINFUL NE RA.LCIA I Mormonism s aaism in the Old Land• The Anti -Mormon Society in Eng; land has appealed to the a3ritish Gov- t for 1 against .st raven Is Caused by Thin, Watery Blood and Cured by Enriching the Blood. Most people think of neuralgia as a pain in the head or in the face, but neuralgia may affect any nerve in the body. Different names aro given. to it wl;en it affects .certain nerves. Thus neuralgia of the sciatic nerve is called sciatica, but the character of the pain and the nature of the disease are. the same. The cause being the sante, the cure to 11e effective must be the same, The pain in neuralgia is caused by starved nerves. The blood which car- ries nourishment to the nerves has be- come thin and impure and no longer does so, and the pain you feel is the cry of the nerves for .their natural food. You may ease the pain of neur- algia with hot applications; •but you can only cure the trouble by enriching and purifying the blood. For this Cur- pose we know of uo inedicine that can equal Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, These PHIS actually make new, rich blood and thus act as the most efficient of nerve tonics, If you are suffering from this most dreaded of troubles, • or any form of nerve trouble, give ttiese Dille a fair trial, and see how speedily you will be restored to good health. You can get Dr. Williams' Pink fills from any medicine dealer, or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2,50 from The Dr. Williams' IVIedicine 00., Brockville', Ont. How to Handle Ditches. Many farriers have asked how ta. handle ditches that are spoiling good land on their farms. Far small ditches, where the land is not steep, a good way de to All them with brush, corn stalks and the like. Stake the brush down so floods will not wash it out, Flood waters will soon fill the ditch with dirt. For larger ditches it is better to build dams in them, arranging the through each darn so that water will flow through the tile after it reaches a certain height behind the dam. The ponds above the dams will soon be filled with dirt which settles out of the water. Just above the dam the tile should turn upright and project nearly as high as the dam. Where washing begins in a narrow', gulch on a hillside, run terraces out from the middle of the gulch along the sidea of the hill. Where a terrace leaves the gulch make a. small dam to turn the water behind the terrace. The terrace ridges should.not run ex- actly on the level, but run slightly down hill. The water should run some distance behind each ridge and then run over the ridge in a broad sheet. This will prevent washing. If the field is to be cultivated, the terrace ridges should be broad and flat so that cultivating implements can be run over them. Another plan is to plant honey locust in the ditches and then sow sweet clover. These will catch drift and prevent washing. Never Cramp Your Mincl. It never pays to cramp up a good ides. so that !it can't get out. Even a woodchuck will dig for dear life if you the hole o where it went in plug up Sometimes we think we have hatch- ed up something wonderful. The, thought rattles around in our upper storey till we think nothing but a two- inch auger will let it out. But we find a pegging -awl is plenty big enough. We give our wonderful idea vent. There is a little p-sh-h, and that is all there is of it. But what of that is so two or three times? That little blit ofd thought did soniehing worth while before it got out. It pushed and crowded around till it made our thinking -cap larger. Thought always does that. And if we keep thinking and trying and using the` thoughts we have, the time will come when we will really have an idea that will come out with a bang. The good thought of to -day is the forerun- ner of a better one tomorrow. 2 October is the month to 1plant tulip, crocus, narcissus and hyacinth bulbs. Do it now! Geese that have been pastured until about four months of age and only given a light grain feeding can be fattened by giving a mash containing nothing but corn meal for about four or five weeks. Six -weeks -old goslings are sometimes fattened on a ration of equal parts of corn ureal and bran. Feed this mash three times each day. i er'nmen hep g n theg g'' evil of Mormonism M the United King- dom. In the present social unrest over there, Mornraxl missionaries are having unprecedented success in See curing converts. One advantage of being a Mormon is that, on joining tbe church, ono be- comes a saint right away. In other religions there .are bothersome pre- liminaries. Eighty-two years have elapsed since Joseph Smith dug out ot a 2x111 not far from Palmyra, N.Y., the original book, written by a prophet named Marmara on thin plates of gold fastened to- gether with three gold rings, which contained a revelation, It waspacked in a stone box, and an angel told Smith where to dig for it.. Afterward the angel flew away with the book; so that it is no longer ex- tant in the original, but eleven "wit- nesses" (two of them brothers of Smith) swore gloat they saw it. The book was written in strange. characters described. by Smith as "re- formed Egyptian." He could pot read even English very well, but the prob- lem of translation proved not at all dif colt, inasmuch as the angel bad been so thoughtful as to provide him. for the purpose with a pair of super- natural spectacles" ---two crystals set in a silver bow. With the aid of these he dictated a copy in English, of scrip- tural style, Smith, like other great men, had his little weakness. It was for the ladies. Sixteen years after the digging of the Mormon Bible he had another revela- tion. The angel came hack and told him to Josue an lseclesiasttcal edict ap- proving 'polygamy. Whereunto be himself took steps to annex the wives of a number of the true believers. At least two of the husbands obleated, and a tremendous row followed, the upshot being the incarceration of Smith. at Carthage, Ill.--theMormon settlement being then at NaurUg, A mob broke intoo the jail and shot hire to .death. His zuantle as leader4n-ehief of the Mormons was later assumed by Brig- ham Young, who was one of the origin- al Twelve Apostles. It was he who led the persecuted Latter Day Saints out to Utah, one of the wagons carry - Mg a small flour hill, whicb during the pilgrimage ground wheat ndwly reaped from fields previously sown along the route by an advance guard, Smith started the polygamy busi- ness, but Young, an exceedingly able man, developed It. He had forty -add wives, and under his influence the population of Salt Lake Cityrapidly grew, WELL SATISFIED WITII BABY'S OWN TABLETS Mrs. A. Bernard, La Presentation, Que., writes:—"I have used Baby's Own Tablets for my baby and am, well satiafied with them. I have recom- mended them to several of my friends who have also used them with bene- ficial results." The Tablets are a mild but thorough laxative which regulate the stomach and bowels and thus prove of :benefit le eases of indiges- tion, constipation, Colic, colds, etc. They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Obeying Instructions, As he weighed out the sugar the grocer's boy whistled lustily. 'Ton't you know that it is very rude to whistle while you are waiting on a lady?" said the elderly customer, se- verely. "Well, the guv'nor told me to do it when I served you," explained the boy, "He told you to whistle," said the customer in great surprise. "Yes'm! He said if ever we sold you anything we'd have to whistle for the-reoney." Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear Sirs,—I can recommend MI- NARD'S LINIMENT for Rheumatism and Sprains, as I have used it for both with excellent results. Yours truly, T. B. LAVERS, St. John. World's Deepest Well. One of the seven experimental bore- holes being sunk for oil in Derbyshire has now been drilled to a depth of nearly 4,000 feet, according to latest reports. • There is a well in. South Africa that is over 8,000 feet deep, and there are at least a score in the United States Whose depths vary between 6,000 feet and 7,000 feet. The world's deepest well, however, is situated in the neighborhood of Gobelin s. Boring was started in 1892, and continued intermittently up till the outbreak of war, when the extra- ordinary depth of 18,000 feet had been reached, at a total cost of $200,000. Weird m the Start, Visitor—"So this is the haunted house? How did it get such a reputa- tion?" Native—"Well, there's been some- thing uncanny about it from the be- ginning. Even when it was built it didn't exceed the contractor's esti- mate." V CHILD'S L aI Look at tanguel Remove poi- sons from little stomach, liver and bowels Accept "California" Syrup of Figs only—look for the name California on the package, then you are eure your child is having the best and xnost harmless laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Child- ren love its delicious fruity taste. Full. directions for eblld'a dose on each bot- tle, Give it without fear. Mother! You must say "California. , Save Your Bach From Aching. Rig up some pulleys and ropes over thebigo barn floor t to oke off' the heavy wagon -box and the hay rigging; do not lift ;it oft' by main force. Get a small tackle -block, fit it up with ropes and use it to lower barrel's of vinegar and other heavy things into the cellar. When building a ladder, put the rounds close together. For long lad- ders, those that can be extended by one man are best. Some long ladders are so heavy that you need to have a neighborhood raising every time you put one up. Don't try it alone; liable to bring on rupture or dislocated vertebrae. In setting the crate along when dig- ging potatoes, let somebody help you. Don't say, "1 can do it myself." Yon call, but a hand on the other end of the crate willsave the backache. When it is necessary to load a plow or other heavy implement on the wagon, call for help. 13y planning thing's right, you can get such jobs done before the hands are away at something else. Make steps for the back door that are easy to climb. Pride has broken many a back. How inany times have you lifted far beyond your strength, just to show that you coulddo it? Better go slow. We have just one body to wear out. Let tis try to make it last as long as we can. MONEYORDERS. Remit by „Dominion Express Money Order. 1f Iost or stolen you get your riionev back. Really Heavy Food. The British Tommy takes his hard- ships lightly if we are to believe half storiesthe came back from tbe that front. One such represents two artil- lerists discussing some trench pud- ding that they had looked forward to as a treat, but that came to them half Cooked and soggy. "This 'ere puddin' ain't • half 'eavy stuff, said Alf with a grimace. "Oh, that's nothing!" replied Bill. 14Iy missus made some pudding one day that we couldn't eat; so she gave it to the ducks. A few minutes later a little neighbor boy knocked at the door and said, 'Minus Jones, yer ducks have sunk!" L6ina,a's Liniment Steneves Nearside. The Wrong Reaction.«. In Georgia they tell a story of a politician who was seeking to win the votes of his district to the end that he might be sent to the House of Repre- sentatives. In one speech he thought it might be wen to refer to his humble origin and early struggles. "Gentlemen," he said oratorically, "I got my start in We by working in a general store for three dollars a week, yet I managed- to save money. As he paused impressively a shrill voice from the group of auditors de- manded, "Was that before 'they In- vented cash registers?" DARTING, PIERCING SCIATIC PAINS Give way before the pene- trating effects of Sloan's Liniment So do those rheumatic twinges and the lour -aches of lumbago, the nerve- inflammation of neuritis, the wry neck, the joint wrench, the ligament .s•prain, the muscle strain, and the throbbing bruise. The ease of applying, the quickness of relief, the positiee results, the leanliness, and the eeoiieffny . of $loan's Liniment make it universally. preferred. Made in Canada. 86e,- 70c, $1.40. ISSUE No. 43---'19. i A Faiurs? Agent: "How are you gettin' on with your incubator?" Farmer Meddergrass; "Wity, the dern thing taint laid an egg since I got it," Wanted It Located, Doctor (to old darky patient)—"I shall call again to -morrow, but will � leave this prescription in case you suffer pain in the interim." Patient----"War'bouts is dis yar * In- terim, dactah, so A'Ii know when Ab feels de pain eomin' on.. Frightened. "What became of that young man who was paying ea much attention to you?" "I don't know. I let him walk to the grocery store one afternoon with me and after he saw how much we had to pay Por things to eat he just quit com- ing to see me." ..Y•-�..•.M•, Y•.Y.rY..MY..•,.W..•nY.•4wY.,•.A„Yw•,.Y••I.NnY,•Ye.> "FIDDLE-FIT" 1 Keep Liver and Bowels Clean and Active " with “Cascarets" Sick headache, biliousness, coated tongue, sour, gassy stomach—^always trace this to torpid liver; delayed, fermenting food in the bowels, Poisonous platter clogged in the in- testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re -absorbed lute the blood. When this poison reaches the. delicate brain tissue it causes conges- tion and that dull, throbbing, sicken- ing headache. Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, 'remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess, bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poi- sons in the bowels. .A. Cascaret to -night will ,have you feeling clear, rosy and as lit as a fid- dle by morning, They work while you sleep. !.. q • O e e O Laugh When People Step On Your Feet Try this yourself then pass It along to others, It works! et O e O O Ouch ! f 1. 1 ! t This kind of rough talk will be heard less here in town It people troubled with corns will follow the simple advice of this Cincinnati authority, who claims that a few drops of adru called freezone when applied to a tender, aching corn stops soreness at once, and soon the corn dries up and lifts right out without pain. He says freezone is an ether er c om. pound which dries immediately and never inflames or even irritates the surrounding tissue or skin. A quarter of an ounce of freezone will cost very little at any drug store, but is aui8- tient to remove every hard or soft corn or callus from one's feet. Millions of American women will welcome this announcement since the inauguration oLthe high heels. America's Pioneer Dog Een:eclies Book on DOD DISEASES and How to feed Mailed Free to any Ad- dress by the Author. N. Clay (31over Co., bc. 118 West 31st Street New York, U.S.A. f SINCE 1870 30 STOPS ii GHS X ELP 'WA.ZJT31D, ,ALIES WANTED TO DO PLAIN +� light sewing at home, whole or spare time; good PAY; work bent any distance; charges paid. Sand Stamp fee particulars: National Manufacturing Cornnany, Montreal. PON .BAL2i. E'WSPA 'ER, WEEKLY. IN BIU7CK 1•11 Counts. Splendid opportunity. Write iiox T. Wilson Publishing; Co., Limited. 13 Adelaide St. W., Toronto. WELL EQUIPPED NI".,WSPAP.E7:R+ v andob printing plant in Eastern uncario. Insurance carried 81.600. Will go for $1,200 on quick sale. Box 02. Wilson Publishing On. Ltd. Toronto- Sz 'U .T,zoraia VACANT. A its YOU AMBITIOUS? IF YOU .41, c'esire advancement in any situation ai life. mental efficiency is what will bring You success. The Pelman System of Mind and Memory "Training develops latent cowers with wonderful results. Yet it requires but spare moments of study and mental exercise, It matters not where you live for the course is con- ducted by mall --by confidential corres- nondenoe. your request for free book- lit. ':1Ilnd and ?Sfernory,'" will bring thin and all particulars by return mai. Write to -day. Pelman Institute, 756 Temple Bldg.. Toronto, 7szSCELL AND0111$. 1lTUItSES—THE HOSPITAL FOR XN,, l� CURAI3t.ES, in affiliation with Bellevue and Allied Hospitals. New York, offerss a course of training to young wet. men desiring to become nurses; this hos- pital has now adopted the eight hour system. For salary and other informa- tion apply to Superintendent, 130 rhino Avenue. Toronto. CIANCE;R, TUMORS, LUMPS, IOTC., Vvinternal and external. cured without, Pain by our horns treatment, Write us. before too late. Ar. Bellman Medical Co Limited, Coliingwood. Ont. WAErEA--IN EVERY TOWN IN Canada—a bright, energetlo youth to take orders for Reynolds' New War Atlas; no collections to make' you simp- ly take the order; we ship the volume and collect cash; commissions paid prompuv every Friday; Reynolds' New War Atlas is the greatest and easiest selling publication ever offered; cantata - 251 maps, including all new bound- aries of all countries and important otties; also every important event in the great war drams from Tuly, 1914, to the signing of peace; 120,000 words of text; 40 automobile maps, motor laws. 32 rail- way maps, 'Encyclopaedia of World In- formation"; a complete geography of the world; price only 36.50 f.o.b. Toronto; agents easily make $10.00 per week. Mark inquiries War Atlas, Sales Limited. 66 Bond street, Toronto, Ontario. fiITUATxONS VACANT., RE 'YOU LOOKING FOR AN OPEN- ING to prove your ability? Or, aro youjust drifting along on the principle ;hat everything comes to him who walts"—without much thought of your efficiency? If you are in the latter class, be up and doing --train your mind and memory so as to be ready for Op- portunity when It comes your way. In other words. Pelmanisei If you know you have ability, why not use the wait- ing moments to improve your efficiency and incidentally acquire that Personality which means so much In seeking Sue- coss? Small town or big city, or on the township side line. it matters not—the Pelman System Is conducted by mail. "Mind and Memory" tells you all about It, It is a book that's free and lays no obligation upon you to enroll, though ou'll be surprised to find how moderate is the fee required. Write for the book and particulars to -day to the Pelman Institute, 765 Temple Building. Toronto, Canada. Songs Which Paid. Writing a song that catches on Is one of the shortest outs to wealth. Sullivan received $50,000 in royalties for "The Lost Chord," and "My Pretty Jane" remunerated its composer to the tune of $20,00.0 a line! MInard's bailment Cores Suras, eta Where hygiene is practically ap pried, crime diminishes. CUT1CURA HEALS RASH ON CHILD On Body and Face. Red and Itchy. Cried For Hours, Lasted a Year, "A rash started all over my little girl's body, and she had some on her fhce, it started in a pimple that was full of water, and it got red and itchy. She criedfor hours. This trouble lasted a year. "Then I started with a free e sample of Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I bought more, and I used four cakes of Soap and three boxes of Ointmentwhichhealed her." (Signed) Mrs. Dora Langly, 1032 Gertrude St., Verdun, Que., August 11, 1918. The Cuticura Toilet Trio Consisting of Soap, Ointment and Talcum is an indispensable adjunct of the daily toilet in Maintaining skin purity and skin health. For free sample each of Cadenza Soap, Oint- ment and Talcum address post -cards "anfteery Dept. A, Boston, S. 8, A." Sold everywhere. ONLY TABLETS MARKED "BAYER? ARE' ASPIRIN Not Aspirin at Ali without the "Bayer Cross" For Oolde, Pain, Neuralgia, Teeth. Rhe, Readaohe, Iiaraclie, and for heumatism, i.grebago, 8olati0&, Neje. title, take Aspirin marked. with the name "Bayer's or you .are not taking Aspirin at 4. Accept ohly "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" in an. unbroken "Bayer" package which contains complete diw rebtions. 'Then you are getting real :Aa iris—tile genuine Aspirin fi.e- scrr.ed by physicians for over nine- teen years. how made in Canada. Handy tui boas containing 12 tab- lets coat but a few cents. Druggists also sell larger "Bayer" packages. Tb,a a isernly ere .Asi,►iriuu-."'Bayes"--vors must say "Sayer" Aspirin is the trademark (registered In C•)tnada.) of yer 'Manufacture of Mono- , aoitt1aaol�leatat of Satloyilcaoid. i�/hile It Is well 1: that Aspirin means /taperxnaautaoture, to. ocelot the public .+against imitatii,ns e .rablots or Bayer Company:. rvt11 he steeped P. Ith this t:enaral trade n ark the Sayer C, oza. ' a s s • Pro O/y qp,� h . , d Up fGrape:Nuts Popular for iit's delightful flavor and because it furnishes certain food values neces- sary for *building the best in body and brains Users Now by test "There's , a- Reason s • • er'nmen hep g n theg g'' evil of Mormonism M the United King- dom. In the present social unrest over there, Mornraxl missionaries are having unprecedented success in See curing converts. One advantage of being a Mormon is that, on joining tbe church, ono be- comes a saint right away. In other religions there .are bothersome pre- liminaries. Eighty-two years have elapsed since Joseph Smith dug out ot a 2x111 not far from Palmyra, N.Y., the original book, written by a prophet named Marmara on thin plates of gold fastened to- gether with three gold rings, which contained a revelation, It waspacked in a stone box, and an angel told Smith where to dig for it.. Afterward the angel flew away with the book; so that it is no longer ex- tant in the original, but eleven "wit- nesses" (two of them brothers of Smith) swore gloat they saw it. The book was written in strange. characters described. by Smith as "re- formed Egyptian." He could pot read even English very well, but the prob- lem of translation proved not at all dif colt, inasmuch as the angel bad been so thoughtful as to provide him. for the purpose with a pair of super- natural spectacles" ---two crystals set in a silver bow. With the aid of these he dictated a copy in English, of scrip- tural style, Smith, like other great men, had his little weakness. It was for the ladies. Sixteen years after the digging of the Mormon Bible he had another revela- tion. The angel came hack and told him to Josue an lseclesiasttcal edict ap- proving 'polygamy. Whereunto be himself took steps to annex the wives of a number of the true believers. At least two of the husbands obleated, and a tremendous row followed, the upshot being the incarceration of Smith. at Carthage, Ill.--theMormon settlement being then at NaurUg, A mob broke intoo the jail and shot hire to .death. His zuantle as leader4n-ehief of the Mormons was later assumed by Brig- ham Young, who was one of the origin- al Twelve Apostles. It was he who led the persecuted Latter Day Saints out to Utah, one of the wagons carry - Mg a small flour hill, whicb during the pilgrimage ground wheat ndwly reaped from fields previously sown along the route by an advance guard, Smith started the polygamy busi- ness, but Young, an exceedingly able man, developed It. He had forty -add wives, and under his influence the population of Salt Lake Cityrapidly grew, WELL SATISFIED WITII BABY'S OWN TABLETS Mrs. A. Bernard, La Presentation, Que., writes:—"I have used Baby's Own Tablets for my baby and am, well satiafied with them. I have recom- mended them to several of my friends who have also used them with bene- ficial results." The Tablets are a mild but thorough laxative which regulate the stomach and bowels and thus prove of :benefit le eases of indiges- tion, constipation, Colic, colds, etc. They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Obeying Instructions, As he weighed out the sugar the grocer's boy whistled lustily. 'Ton't you know that it is very rude to whistle while you are waiting on a lady?" said the elderly customer, se- verely. "Well, the guv'nor told me to do it when I served you," explained the boy, "He told you to whistle," said the customer in great surprise. "Yes'm! He said if ever we sold you anything we'd have to whistle for the-reoney." Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear Sirs,—I can recommend MI- NARD'S LINIMENT for Rheumatism and Sprains, as I have used it for both with excellent results. Yours truly, T. B. LAVERS, St. John. World's Deepest Well. One of the seven experimental bore- holes being sunk for oil in Derbyshire has now been drilled to a depth of nearly 4,000 feet, according to latest reports. • There is a well in. South Africa that is over 8,000 feet deep, and there are at least a score in the United States Whose depths vary between 6,000 feet and 7,000 feet. The world's deepest well, however, is situated in the neighborhood of Gobelin s. Boring was started in 1892, and continued intermittently up till the outbreak of war, when the extra- ordinary depth of 18,000 feet had been reached, at a total cost of $200,000. Weird m the Start, Visitor—"So this is the haunted house? How did it get such a reputa- tion?" Native—"Well, there's been some- thing uncanny about it from the be- ginning. Even when it was built it didn't exceed the contractor's esti- mate." V CHILD'S L aI Look at tanguel Remove poi- sons from little stomach, liver and bowels Accept "California" Syrup of Figs only—look for the name California on the package, then you are eure your child is having the best and xnost harmless laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Child- ren love its delicious fruity taste. Full. directions for eblld'a dose on each bot- tle, Give it without fear. Mother! You must say "California. , Save Your Bach From Aching. Rig up some pulleys and ropes over thebigo barn floor t to oke off' the heavy wagon -box and the hay rigging; do not lift ;it oft' by main force. Get a small tackle -block, fit it up with ropes and use it to lower barrel's of vinegar and other heavy things into the cellar. When building a ladder, put the rounds close together. For long lad- ders, those that can be extended by one man are best. Some long ladders are so heavy that you need to have a neighborhood raising every time you put one up. Don't try it alone; liable to bring on rupture or dislocated vertebrae. In setting the crate along when dig- ging potatoes, let somebody help you. Don't say, "1 can do it myself." Yon call, but a hand on the other end of the crate willsave the backache. When it is necessary to load a plow or other heavy implement on the wagon, call for help. 13y planning thing's right, you can get such jobs done before the hands are away at something else. Make steps for the back door that are easy to climb. Pride has broken many a back. How inany times have you lifted far beyond your strength, just to show that you coulddo it? Better go slow. We have just one body to wear out. Let tis try to make it last as long as we can. MONEYORDERS. Remit by „Dominion Express Money Order. 1f Iost or stolen you get your riionev back. Really Heavy Food. The British Tommy takes his hard- ships lightly if we are to believe half storiesthe came back from tbe that front. One such represents two artil- lerists discussing some trench pud- ding that they had looked forward to as a treat, but that came to them half Cooked and soggy. "This 'ere puddin' ain't • half 'eavy stuff, said Alf with a grimace. "Oh, that's nothing!" replied Bill. 14Iy missus made some pudding one day that we couldn't eat; so she gave it to the ducks. A few minutes later a little neighbor boy knocked at the door and said, 'Minus Jones, yer ducks have sunk!" L6ina,a's Liniment Steneves Nearside. The Wrong Reaction.«. In Georgia they tell a story of a politician who was seeking to win the votes of his district to the end that he might be sent to the House of Repre- sentatives. In one speech he thought it might be wen to refer to his humble origin and early struggles. "Gentlemen," he said oratorically, "I got my start in We by working in a general store for three dollars a week, yet I managed- to save money. As he paused impressively a shrill voice from the group of auditors de- manded, "Was that before 'they In- vented cash registers?" DARTING, PIERCING SCIATIC PAINS Give way before the pene- trating effects of Sloan's Liniment So do those rheumatic twinges and the lour -aches of lumbago, the nerve- inflammation of neuritis, the wry neck, the joint wrench, the ligament .s•prain, the muscle strain, and the throbbing bruise. The ease of applying, the quickness of relief, the positiee results, the leanliness, and the eeoiieffny . of $loan's Liniment make it universally. preferred. Made in Canada. 86e,- 70c, $1.40. ISSUE No. 43---'19. i A Faiurs? Agent: "How are you gettin' on with your incubator?" Farmer Meddergrass; "Wity, the dern thing taint laid an egg since I got it," Wanted It Located, Doctor (to old darky patient)—"I shall call again to -morrow, but will � leave this prescription in case you suffer pain in the interim." Patient----"War'bouts is dis yar * In- terim, dactah, so A'Ii know when Ab feels de pain eomin' on.. Frightened. "What became of that young man who was paying ea much attention to you?" "I don't know. I let him walk to the grocery store one afternoon with me and after he saw how much we had to pay Por things to eat he just quit com- ing to see me." ..Y•-�..•.M•, Y•.Y.rY..MY..•,.W..•nY.•4wY.,•.A„Yw•,.Y••I.NnY,•Ye.> "FIDDLE-FIT" 1 Keep Liver and Bowels Clean and Active " with “Cascarets" Sick headache, biliousness, coated tongue, sour, gassy stomach—^always trace this to torpid liver; delayed, fermenting food in the bowels, Poisonous platter clogged in the in- testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re -absorbed lute the blood. When this poison reaches the. delicate brain tissue it causes conges- tion and that dull, throbbing, sicken- ing headache. Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, 'remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess, bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poi- sons in the bowels. .A. Cascaret to -night will ,have you feeling clear, rosy and as lit as a fid- dle by morning, They work while you sleep. !.. q • O e e O Laugh When People Step On Your Feet Try this yourself then pass It along to others, It works! et O e O O Ouch ! f 1. 1 ! t This kind of rough talk will be heard less here in town It people troubled with corns will follow the simple advice of this Cincinnati authority, who claims that a few drops of adru called freezone when applied to a tender, aching corn stops soreness at once, and soon the corn dries up and lifts right out without pain. He says freezone is an ether er c om. pound which dries immediately and never inflames or even irritates the surrounding tissue or skin. A quarter of an ounce of freezone will cost very little at any drug store, but is aui8- tient to remove every hard or soft corn or callus from one's feet. Millions of American women will welcome this announcement since the inauguration oLthe high heels. America's Pioneer Dog Een:eclies Book on DOD DISEASES and How to feed Mailed Free to any Ad- dress by the Author. N. Clay (31over Co., bc. 118 West 31st Street New York, U.S.A. f SINCE 1870 30 STOPS ii GHS X ELP 'WA.ZJT31D, ,ALIES WANTED TO DO PLAIN +� light sewing at home, whole or spare time; good PAY; work bent any distance; charges paid. Sand Stamp fee particulars: National Manufacturing Cornnany, Montreal. PON .BAL2i. E'WSPA 'ER, WEEKLY. IN BIU7CK 1•11 Counts. Splendid opportunity. Write iiox T. Wilson Publishing; Co., Limited. 13 Adelaide St. W., Toronto. WELL EQUIPPED NI".,WSPAP.E7:R+ v andob printing plant in Eastern uncario. Insurance carried 81.600. Will go for $1,200 on quick sale. Box 02. Wilson Publishing On. Ltd. 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Tb,a a isernly ere .Asi,►iriuu-."'Bayes"--vors must say "Sayer" Aspirin is the trademark (registered In C•)tnada.) of yer 'Manufacture of Mono- , aoitt1aaol�leatat of Satloyilcaoid. i�/hile It Is well 1: that Aspirin means /taperxnaautaoture, to. ocelot the public .+against imitatii,ns e .rablots or Bayer Company:. rvt11 he steeped P. Ith this t:enaral trade n ark the Sayer C, oza. '