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The Exeter Advocate, 1916-6-15, Page 3WAS BRITAIN'S ' IUTARY IDOL 44, NEVER FAILED. :UIS .. SERVICE Kitchener Wal; in. Franco-Prussian War Before He Entered British Army—Most of His Life Was Spent in Foreign 'Climes. Irishmen like to claim Lord witch- i around their standards he played his ener as a countryman of theirs on machine guns upon them, killing about the ground that he was born at Guns, 16,000. The Mandi's tomb was the borough Villa, County Kerry, on June ! great shrine of the Dervishes. Kitch- 24th, 1850, But although his father, ; ener demolished the tomb, the holy Col Henry Horatio Kitchener, had place, and scattered the mummy so migrated to Ireland from Leicesteri that no part of the body could be gob shire two years before the birth of for re -enshrinement to be a focus for his son Herbert, the family is East; future trouble. He gave peace to Anglian. Even before he entered the Egypt army in 1871 he had had a taste of ` Congratulated b Kai k has been said of him he didn't really know England when the war broke. out. . RENO E STUBBORN, Letter Taken From German Officer Captured at Verdun. Letters found upon officers and sol diers of the German army taken. Oris- oners around Verdun are given out at French headquarters as indicating the state of mind of the officers since the failure of the first assault, and of the feeling of the soldiers' families at home. A letter written by Lieut. Hordes, of the 81st German Infantry,' to his parents, says: "Our losses in officers are so con- siderable that I was obliged to take, command of the 8th Company. We are now in the first line, and I ,arra crouched in a little mudhole that must protect me from the fragments of the BY A GIRL'S GRAVE Dy George Herbert Clarke Under this immobile stone Lies a little girl, alone. It was a. joy her life to see,— So glad, and virginal,, and free Her laughter gave the birds of spring Sweet phrases for their musicking. There is no laughter now, nor song,— Silent she Iies here, all day long. All day the roses over her Blossom and blow; the winds murmur; She heeds them not: she does not stir, A little girl, so soon at rest; The secret longing unexpressed Wakened, then paled within her breast. A out the House itT eful flints and Geheral hifort a:. tion for the Busy Housewife Selected Recipes. i. serving. Garnish with whole berries. Tapioca Snow.—Four ounces eek Strawberry Whip.—Soak one table - tapioca should be soaked in a pint of spoonful of gelatine in a little cold cold water, flavored with strained le- water for 10 minutes and then dis- mon juice. Simmer the tapioca un- solve it in one eup of boiling water. til it is quite clear, mix it with three Mash one box of berries and add the or four tablespoonfuls of red cur'rant;�uiee and two tablespoonfuls of Ie - jelly, pour into a glass dish, and leave linen juice to the gelatine. Put in a to become cold. Just before serving; cool place. When it begins to s 1t cover with beaten white of egg, p with a Doveregg l sweetened, and, if desirable, more le- "light, Serve in sherbet glasses, gar= mon juice may be added. rushed with a spoonful of -whipped ^ream and a berry. actual war, While still a «aovaea Y er enemy's shells that come uninterrupt- Broth for the Family. --One cupful Sf.rawberr i hecse.-= delicious Ho was created Baron Kitchener of Goal knows I loved her; and 1 know of earl barley should bepoured into " cadet he was staying during a vacs wily, I have _ten a deal in the p y tion with his father in Brittany, for !Khartoum, received the Grand Cross great (E'en though she never whisper'd so) three naris of cold water, and then ilei -*weather dessert may be made by t course of this war, but I had not yet. Her heart wa mine, for well or iroe. t ' t d tl d stirring a few unshed berries into the Trash estates had been sold.: of the Order of the Bath, the thanks been ' t' bbl _ a cream cheese ,an serving ti France's last, desperate struggle of Parliament, and was voted $150, frightful. situa ion so indescribably y l against the German hosts was being 00 fought out by brave but ill -organized Kaiser telegraphed his sieere eon. wo weeks after Om - armies of hastily -raised levies. Young' cglurmulati Kitchons. ener's forces met alar - Kitchener y Kitchener offered his services to the ,& n And the day chand at Fashoda with eight si e. On the 11th, s�heri we made eiores. French, was accepted, and fought one ° tilt French der General Chanty in the operations officers •and 120 Soudanese tirailteuxs, after an assault considerabhele French ire of e1 , around Le Mans. and their withdrawal left; the whole kours we found the Drench machine' '"''in:alien Magazine for June. pu m o a saucepan an a'owe LO he d r •' g It w•3aa " boil. Remove all fat from about two saltine: Thio tastes like et- Q; also it may be recalled the And 1 I beneath pounds of mutton either neck or loin now—s ie les b enea h the roses, We are day and night under aa While man hi thousand tasks dis- frightful artillery fire. The French: making a monstrously tubbor. re ` poses; stancbreak;, and the day of the Soudan in the power of Eng- Learned Value of Organization. land I> itchener at once began to guns were still absolutely intact, so ` and Gt t r into email feces. ries with Devonshire cream, said as Add to the barley, and bail gently for particularly good for porch teas. one hour,skimming-occasionally.puddingSperry Sauce ti linea:l or ries Grate e carrot, cat two small turnips . may be made into a real corn- Grate dice, and add these. with a little pany dessert, af i , er: ed with straw- into n. B,41 for one hour tenger, berry sauce, mare by creaming, one- time! of a carp c f nutter with one cup skimming oeeasionally, and a•:;ding•af. powdered sugar, into which a hair that our first wave of assailant' vele •CPNF t:.t,L ,lllUTfi VER CI.EI'EIt little ilei water of recea. • to kce�; cup of crushed berries is. stirred. In that terrible winter campaign build up the country. the �cl t ° Ulm ICitchener saw miles of stalled freight Boer «•ar. CO,l ed, ararIli, sc aea;t with ,e;� er, cars loaded with war material; sal .. the trench. At the .,Ilene tune, tale• The Brain of the South African p p Strawberry Tupi(icre--}lull a box of diers fer ' Within a year the Boer War broke French opened lap a 'harrier, foe #hub: snit, raid a little ehoppe�.1 pareley. berries in a large ;dans Isocal :tad stored in freezing half a mile y, but P ssible to think of any. Government. • Serve %e very hot, oati out, and after the British disasters made it im o; sprinkle with sugar. Soak three- stored there was no one to issuaway,and Lord Roberts was sent to South further attack. (Nene-eel a al Ian Christian Smut, is the IYot--Pot: .Take tht rwmaius of cold quarter, of a cup of to loris. in coal which for foodthatrotted because Africa. Lord Kitchener, while still "We were unable and are still un -n t.reineet man South Africa has pre- beef ry mutton and slice it thinly tiwater for two bona:- then drain and starving z Sirdar of the Egyptian army, was Pro- able to bury our dead. There, the ;'itn."1 in -at' Int ten years, with the Slice up sufficient onions anti pati- cook in a double boiler with two and there was no machinory for its distal- melted lieutenant -general and made lie, a rnost lamentable sight, the poor, c?;e'l•rtir,n, perhaps, of General Botha. , toe:,. Put in a pie dish a layer of meat, nee -half cu cif boiling water till D . 'That is whyN he ]ster fought chief of staff. He arrived in Cape devil4 in he p P the I1,.rGiahes with Nubian track -lay- their muddy holes, for all 11,• i alisays spoken of as the brain one of otatuec, one of onions, ;c:�a;sun- tr3nsp<irei,t, Cool ai;cl aa;r over the ers anti 3' Town in January, 1000, and in Nevem- the routes are swept without ceasing ''f tlr•+ South African Gavernmeet, the ing them with pepper, salt and chop- sweetened berries. Sere with sugar heninieclAmeriean bridge builders and ter took supreme command after Lord by the French artillery- it's hove man who Ansa$ up the policy which sed parsley. Continue this until the enol cream, g in the Boers with blockhouses Roberts had left for England. Ile went dead and wounded every flay, the other: carry out. lie was the De. Pie dill is full. Put in about half a and charged mire His first campaign' after a balloon ascent made when his builtaero. s the eTransvaala ine : back to safety or sw]ieth •• •• •eve are go- way broke out, an h e it wee wile co, errs it t another dish, and put into a clothes were wet a months of i loekhouses connected by wires ; ing back for our rations two miles in d.-.t,>yed alI hrrpe of •suece s for the s]osw o; en fnr one read a half to two Alloy; five lauur, for cooking. cern- , In three iia t charged with electricity; sixty mobile : the rear to the inovahle kitchens, the t, 2 r.::ii: paid matters svho tried to hotrxa. meal in a fire�lees cooker. he was near to death with Pleurisy. fir eupe i°ebein n there. Creamed Potatca:• .�-Tulse ,:ne cup- Irr;prr,lserly kept nr;o,1 expo;cs the F- columns were put into the held; all the danger of death i the carr(+, until our . Wirth British Army. women :and children and non -combat- men prefer to '.uf'er 'anent. hunger Tittee h (general Botha ,ritliai,tle. foil ea' mill:, a teaa>lrct anfu1 of batter, family to ptomaine Psi st.nirag• He joined the Engineers in the ants were taken off the farms and than to go after anythingto eat. t eat:eal the Germans in Sau 1a-lreet it and Poppet to ratite. The hitt L":•e a stump ttf a can dk instead cot spring of 1871 and began the long, placed in huge concentration camps•" "I o del tion o c • nt . Afri. ,, le seeaa General Sint; e who ac- ter should be cut ir, a enroll frying- a coni: fdr the gate t'attla anal it 'NIL i t the ]:angej• of tie. h hard toil that England exacts from 'Slowly sed with much lees loos ei life from shell fire, nearly ever • tri:tn in many drew a a the plan oaf (.ami: ign pan, a i' l when hot. but 1:;(.fd i•e it. rtet :.,reel:. the men who serve her. For three than would otherwise leave been nos- s:lti; Ft r, •i31te t iia tits aan l r,f (L man 1^a'".:n: a lrl er rai°til :l:,ii3 t o thici:ca , .'t piece a retinae an ten from art ! my come nny i5 ill, exp a>Pal as ilacti ai.. a- ; year:: lie worked at Chatham and sable the Boers were worn down, and to the resin ail day well obliged to 11e e•;..L tha.t•e. ;"ti'' tall 'll:Pis°li, and rr lar:.Ily aid the r,11 t'0 i3 a : Plc't:sl'Q, l*t." '? fait• ma - Aldershot and then was detached to in May, 1902, the struggle ended. in the raw en night (iarin„• ea''h. earn- int rerZii abets line pro+e:1 liiineeif mint. Halve (ea/1 beilei po atees hi .it?g' farni:'are. wort: in a semi -civil capacity on the Kitchener was made a viscount, ad- seeirtiee days and uv -ht % 1 ho ie aa etart•:tingly elavtr army "'ler :e.13' clic(':1, taarn them into titin, and Alss e-, int e.1: ani gni-t1:,' fat. r -kin Palestine survey. For four year•; he vaned to the mink of General, riven that s I p I tern:• and time again. When the Boer k•t Manx gradu:allY hent through; a or any bre ane c pains hefere r;beetin;g i. 1 nil! it:are the r,, arl luck to get passed up and down measuring the the thanks of Parliament, and $�50, out of berg alive, becau-e there i4 no War Inst+l,t� out he wa a private. very latter, nutmeg grateel 'over the easier. land of Canaan and learning the ways 000, al~o the Order of Merit. 1 means her of w �n L;properly liaariiats that war he rase to la( rt gen- potatoes before Eosin imprzse:. the 1�'ater in sslticat p,•tr?:�e: base !veil • p to work with systematic thoroughness: Whether we are taking our wounded fc•aace ;Minister in South Africa when Pint of water and a utile butter, ended by his catching a severe Cold ° Household Hints. Lind � h 1 the war immediately mowed down on leaving up acquire o :tint), y.1i:al:e it just before it is to be eaten. t I' d h a• - i and the e t ung ., f c Mere salt end pepl4er nett' hair d i the best thing with with speech. of its people. In Sent to India. • liuricd." era! anti one of the very ton ;newt ; t3ae�c1, No : ooncr was .ease signed than A letter from a woman is Apler. ma' ......< rzl French had to crack in be ad+icd, if de. ire -I, i to t ifl a anti revive a gill, tlreee. Palestine, in Cyprus, in Egypt, E iteb- ener managed to adapt himself to the ways of the natives, He acquired not only their language but their very in Viscount Kitchener was sent to In- y beck to a eoldier• made prisoner re- til e lu ,t : i a,tes of the fighting. Cold Moat Pudding: --Two ouneos of Ta' clean cvfiee or tea Po" boll a dis as om counts incidents indicating a Nary lit. is one of tate : Dungeet Waders suet, three pounds of € bopped cold Itttlr eerax solation in them twice A von years Helen -in -thief, and in efferwes� ent :;tate of mind among U. tit.• t;reeent war, for he i$ only meat, two ounces cf breaiI ciumbs, svt.ta for 1 i minute; and it will purify se ,,eat, he revolutionized the In t tonatian, and could live among the dean army, and freed it from re tape ` Population of Dortmund. fr,s:y-tie c�. Quack, ttnac]out., and en- `ttwa env, one onion, peeper :ted :salt a th.'nt. Arabs as safe from detection as Kim be - This stern is man put iiia instant end: "<� *woman risked for more help, ase_ trr p,°i,,iurP, be knows the Conditions to res; on, one eaepoonful of :sauce, A generous pinch of salt: added to in the crowded streets of Lahore. e , round of y P _ pg • _'cause her husband i in the armyland of ! n;liling h: Afriea from A to Z, and one teeepaonful cif dropped } ernes, 6 flour for thickening, before miffing Making a Mummy Fight. sonllife. rl He made polo-playing ever In oneicork the is unable to support her six hild- there can be no better certainty of , gravy. Iiarcl boil +lira egga and cut , with water, tends tt, keep it from be- F..nl land acquired Cyprus in 1878 and thanked no one for working. Just ren. As further help swan refused, s:,a'ces in German East Africa than them into '4iees; chop the meat, rasion :ing lumpy. and. Lieut. Kitchener was placed in as in South Africa he had shipped he :lel?peel the commissariat of pollee the feet that General Smuts is in and parsley, and ei'ak the bread— and When trying to thread the sewing charge of the exploration, He had back to England more than 400 ofii-,• who killed her. A crowd of women ('°'nimand. ; crumbs in boiling milk; season to .machine needle in a poor light hold neither money nor powerful friends, vers as "useless," he started in to collected in the Lent'mstraese to wait Se r•al good stories of Botha's taste and mix all the ingres Tents well ; ^°mcthin}; white on the opposite silo but the maps and reports he sent tacit weed out the incompetents 3n Inala, for the commissariat of police but right-hand man are told. When lot together and bake in a basin for one; of the needle. to London were models of their kind. He never played favorites. amounted soldier, cisme and dispersed vttC.l England some years ago—it hour; then turn out and reeve with `�si old refrigerator which has a After leaving India with the rank them. Here at Dortmund and at was to 1 ring the Cullinan • diamond good gravy. lining of tin may be made to look of Field Marshal, Kitchener succeed- ` Cologne and the environs the papule -over for Kira Edward VII., by the f Cinnamon Toast. ('ut the bread , cleaner• by applyingtwo coats of ed the Duke of Connaught as. Com- tion is very excited on account of the way—he found , himself sitting next l about tit -inch thick and toast quickly, •white enamel.rnt and then two coats of mender -in -Chief and High Commis lack of provisions. If it continues to a rather :rapt rc ilious young of- : watching. carefully that it may not sioner in the Mediterranean,and thus,something will ha ae,a. �� e have titer at a public• reception. burn, Score lightly while'excellent Old stockings will be found to make made a tour of England's colonies to base enou'h of misery." I,ctme see,' said the .officer; and spread with enough buttertosink n t client and useful polishers for fur- organize their fighting forces. On i Another letter dated Loham, March "haven't � we ah= -met before ? in; then cover over with powdered ..��in r the e. Cut ori the Leet and then Iris way from Australia he visited ' 30, says: Yet replied General Smuts ; cinnamon and artuiuiatetl sugar mix- J up., two together for rut, - Japan and the United States, return- i "Sunday a long train full of gr iev- shortly. ed in the proportion of 1 spoonful of - ber•5' ing to England in 1910. His latest ously wounded arrived at Straulriirg "Thought so, returned the officer,' cinnamon to 2 of sugar. Remove the 4 a screw r io denary catsup bottle with i and added in bored tones. "One meets crusts and cut into fingers: put in a 1 p and punch' holes in the service prior to the war had been in from Verdun. Things are very badI cover. When filled with water this Egypt, where he went to continuer for us here. We can get no meat ex- so many people, don't' you know. Let very hot covered dish and serve ata Lord Cromer's great work. He suc- I sept with the meat cards, and no one mei see, where did, we meet ?" onCe• I lmakes a very handy clothes sprinkler. ceeded in restoring the Fellah to the • has the right to kill any more hogs. In South Africa, retorted the gen- Scotch I'ea Scones.—Half-pound I Copper pans should be cleansed by land, and, with a grant of $15,000,000 A young pig now costs 80 to :ill marks eral. "You surrendered to me dor- flour; 1 teaspoonful baking powder; 1 Irinse thoroughly in pure scouring with a cut lemon dipped in from the British Government, created (820 too $25), while a milk cow costs ing the war." ounce butter; 1 cup milk; 1 teaspoon- salt. Then Once the iron determination of fidsugar. Rub the butter into the f water, dry, and polish with a soft a great cotton -raising industry, from 800 to 1,000 marks ($200 to �i clofih. When War Began. 82x0)." General Smuts broke down. He was flour, add the sugar and baking pow - When war broke out Kitchener was in England to accept promotion in the peerage to an earldom. The Prime forMinrWar, anclmade hehim, had responded inState his his had commandn g officer. aZi i'th all due ear before ed the Boer Ministers dreadfully, for Butterscotch Pie.—One large cup of fixWhit spreadWhiting on a Tian flannel they ail dressed in sober black, and light brown sugar, two tablespoons ofp wonderfully efficient way. His first formality, he was marched into the the clamor was so great that the State flour, yolks of two eggs beaten light, ' cloth will remove all spots from paint - question when he got to the office, Is august presence, wondering what was Attorney had to go back home and one cupof cold water,pinch of salt,ed wood without hurting the surface there a bed here?" He was told there going to happen to him. "Private change his "breeks." two tablespoons of melted butter. was not and said, "Get one." It was Pipeclay," said the colonel sharply, 11Iix sugar and flour, add egg,1 t g. water, said he slept only five hours out of I have received a letter from your salt and butter and stir smooth. Cook Afterwashing and dying black cot- the twenty-four and left his post father; he wishes to obtain your dis- The hands of man are like the hands ton stockings smooth them out well every morning at 1 o'clock, returning charge to assist him in his business, if of a clock. They move once round to a cream in a double boiler; add with the hands, for the foe nest use before 0. His orders to recruiting of- possible. Now, what is your father's the dial of life and grow still. half teaspoon of vanilla. Let it cool q ficers were typical: walk in life?" Pipeclay stared wildly "Never mind about drill; it doesn't rour'1, riot understanding in the least matter if they don't know their right what was meant. Then slowly a foot from thea left. Teach them how to shoot, and do it quick." Striking Appearance. In appearance Lord Kitchener was six feet and several inches tall with a brick red glow to his 'cheeks, due to Police at Cairo, and on Lord Cromer's years of exposure to the tropical sun. recommendation was promoted to be He was as straight as any soldier: well Sirdar in 1892. He was only a colonel drilled in calisthenics. then. During all the years the British =---i esr Slaughter of Der•viehes. people had looked on Kitchener's Four years later he began his re -silent but effective work; they .had conquest ,of the Soudan: - The Don- never been able to fathom his person- conquest expedition won him the rami of ality. A cockney nou-commissioned. major-general, ,and the next year officer, who had seen much service 1897, he started to avenge Gordon's under him, summed up the . general opinion when he said of Kitchener: death. His' firsb'step was a railroad ,opiniori when he said of Kitchener: "E's no talker. Not 'im. 'E's ' all .ar,i o._ from Cairo to Khartoum. It had to steel 'and h'iee.". �` r sr c l i 1 O cross the desert from Haifa to `Abu Demanded Deeds. Hamed, `230 iniles.of sand. Experts scoffed ut the idea; it Was, absurd;His ;face was., that of a man who the entire carrying capacity of the neither asked for sympathy nor want - train would be taken up by the water ed it. He had steady blue -grey pas - supply necessary for the. locomotive. aionless eyes and a heavy moustache But Kitchener built on, and as he covered a mouth that shut close and built he bored, and he struck water in firm. like a wolf trap.. He believed the sands just where he needed it, and with all his might in the gospel- of the Work -was finished on- October 31, :work. He had"illimitable self -cant - 1a97,. In April of the following.; year dente. Fox' bungling and faint -heart - Kitchener won the `.`battle'of the At- ednese' he was incapable of feeling barn, • and on Sept. 2 ,caught• up:: with sympathy or showing 'mercy; an offi- the-Mandi's forces 'at'Onrdurman and cer who failed him once got /10 second ssalea his former,.victory,4'•, a ein'`the Chance. . L.ad! Hat (loom. Gordon was avenged. Nineteen -twentieths of Kitchener's _., ! '1,••• a+:. •fight was worn he cut ofi the active rife•: were spent. outside of the t ,, r . i..• . retreat, and as they; huddled In 1.880 he was made British Vice - Consul at Erzerum. His real chance carne in 1883. After the bombardment of Alexan- dria Englund had to reorganize the Egyptian army. Kitchener volunteer- ed and was one of the twenty-six men chosen for the work of raising a force of 6,000 men for the'defence of Egypt. The Fellah does not come of a fight- ing race and the job seemed hopeless. Capt. Kitchener was told to lick the cavalry into shape and was attached to the Intelligence Department. Be proved that the Fellah was like a bicycle, incapable of standing up alone, but very useful in the hands of a skilled master. In ten weeks after the arrival of the first batch of raw recruits 5,600 men went through the ceremonial parade movements as practised by the British Guards in Hyde Park, and ,they did it with un- usual precision. 14 Years in Egypt. For fourteen years Kitchener serv- ed in Egypt. He was with the Gor- don relief expedition in 1884, and stayed till the hero of Khartoum had been avenged. At Handoub he was severely wounded by a bullet that shattered his jaw and buried itself in his neck, and he was invalided back to England. In 1888 he returned to Egypt as adjutant -general to head the First Brigade of Soudanese troops at Toski, where he led the final charge. Time and again he was mentioned in despatches. From Governor-General of the Red Sea littoral and Command- ant of Suakim he was made Chief of His Walk in Life. Much mystified, Private Pipeclay appointed by President Kruger to be der; mix with the milk into a soft Stems in table linen are easily re - Attorney -General for the Transvaal, dough, roll out and cut into three-cor- moved by plunging the articles in and he attended the Transvaal Par- nered scones. Brush over with milk pure boiling water. The addition of liament in grey trousers. This shock- and bake in a quick oven. soap or soda would have the effect of and without tiring the arm which ap- plies it. After greeting in the street the other day, one of two friends, who grin of comprehension spread over the was supposed to be a wit, said to the broad features, and he replied.: "He's rather bandy, sir!" The man who forgets in trying cir- cumstances fo be a gentleman sel- dom is one. other, "Say, old man, have you heard about the young lady who poured a jug of water into a straw hat?" "No," replied his friend. "Neither have I," said the wit, as he walked away; "it hasn't leaked out yet." Doing the Beet She' Knew. : "I know I asked you: bo be economical, my dear, but I don't see you are running accounts with four gr.oGers." - "`Why, don't you see, darling, the bills are all so much less!"—London why Opinion. Isles, and for that reason it O pinion. a little; pour into a baked crust; make a meringue from the eggs whites. Beat light, add a level table- spoon of white sugar for each egg and five .drops of lemon extract. Whip light and bake brawn in a moderate oven. With Strawberries. Nearly every one agrees that the Torsions ripe strawberry dipped into in the juice. dered seaten Ervin in. fi, stempow; cannotugar be improvedand upon asts a Did Not Understand Their Use. dessert, but there are times when it is "I presume, only good fellow you're necessary to make one box of. the fruit a laborerer said a lawyer, to a go a long way. Some new recipes for plainly -dressed witness "You are this purpose may be appreciated. right, I am a workman, sir." replied Strawberry Ice.—Boil two cups of the witness, who was a civil engineer. sugar and one-half cup' of water to "Familiar' with the use of the ilk gether, without • 'stirring, for three shovel ani spade I presume?" pi, minutes;'then cool. Add the juice from one box of strawberries and the juice of one lemon, then add one cup of ice water and freeze. When part.- melee. to lighten m t roux principal • Iy frozen stir in the white of one egg, beaten stiff. while. You dant understand their A Delicious Mousse.—Mash one box nature or use:" "Probably not," laft- o berries. Dissolve one teaspoonful ily, "but I insist on knowing what of granulated gelatine in a little of they are." "Brains." the juice. Boil onethalf cup of sugar and one-half cup of water till it threads and then pour it on the stiffly Truth is rraighty and" mighty in- beaten whites of two eggs. Add the convenient for some people. gelatine, set the dish in a bowl of ice water and stir till it is cold. When Teacher -"If the earth *ere empty it. has begun to set add 'one and one- inside it would resembles cliotar Leif cups of cream, `which has been.—"A razor, 1niss." Teacher. -_•:«A rat_ whipped, ..and the 'berries. Turfy into or? Wh. Teddy?". Scholar y, 13e a mold, pack in.,sallt' and ice and let eause it would be hollow 'ground, stand for three or four hours. before miss." of a hot iron makes them fade and become brown. Dirty marks on wall paper may be rrmovecl by rubbing then with stale bread. Cut a thick slice- of bread and r'ub the paper downward as even- ly as possible. The application of lemon juice will sometimes cause warts to disappear. Touch them several times during the day with a camel's hair brush soaked some extent. Those are not the prin- cipal implements of my trade, . though." "Perhaps you will .condesc- e as o implements?" "It is hardly worth