The Exeter Advocate, 1915-9-30, Page 2About the Household
Selected Dishes,
I Humors of the Pulpit
The advice given by a famous par-
son that the three essentials of a good
preacher were that he should "Stand
To remove paint and varnish stains ; up, speak up, _and shut up" has be-
Currant Jelly Sauce.—Make sauce from woodwork, apply Javelle water; come axiomatic, Failure to act ac -
of three tablespoons browned butter, by means of a brush, Repeat if ne- I cording to that advice . had led to
four tablespoons flour,one cupmilk; cessary and rub with a cloth. !many humorous incidents, but for all
p When grease is spilt on the kitchen" that it is far from easy to follow such
or brown stock, and one-fourth tea-
spoon salt. Add one-half cupcurrant table or floor pour cold water on it at, excellent counsel. There is not much
p
jelly and one teaspoon oon lemon juice. once to prevent it soaking into the , difficulty in standing up, but many
It will ui
corn six minutes to insure partial be lifted with a knife.
cooking, remove to bread toaster and i To prevent the juice running out of able amount not only.of assurance
toast over hot eoals or in broiler of a fruit pie make a roll of clean paper„! but of knowledge of the subject As
gas oven until evenlybrowned. The hold it upright, and insert it through for shutting up—well, that is a sheer
the crust. The steam then escapes, : impossibility to that rather large clees
delicious flavor imparted this way is
worth the extra trouble. and the juice remains in the pie. ; of preachers who are either so earnest
Pineapple Pie.—Cream one-third' , The flavor of an apple pie may be that they lose all sense of time and
cupbutter withhalfr '. improved by sprinkling the fruit with 3 proportion, or are "inebriated with the
add two cups grated pineapple vela:? lemon ,juice after it is filled into the; exuberance of their own verbosity."
has been heated to the boiling point, i crust, Then cover with tiny pieces of One of the classical stories con -
Then add two beaten egg yolks mix- • butter, and add sugar and nutmeg or . cerning the long-winded type is that
ed with half a cup of rich milk and cinnamon. 1 of the preacher who was holding forth
Toasted Corn: After boiling new wood, q cloy hard
en and can' preachers, particularly at first, find
that speaking up requires -consider -
one tablespoonful lemon juice and the For white spots on furniture hold at interminable length on the major
grated peel of a lemon. Fill pie, bake, a hot stove lid over the spots and and minora. prophets.. And now,
and cover with a meringue made of they will soon disappear. They can : brethren," he said, after an hour and'
the whites of the eggsalso be removed by applying spirits of ; a half or so, "We come to Habakkuk.
Vegetable Jardiniere.—For this dish camphor or ammonia. What place shall we give to Habak-
ase cauliflower, green string beans ' Always scrub the way of the grain - kuk?" ,�
and carrots. Cook ve etables se a- of the wood, Have plenty of clean Habakkuk can have my place,
ratel °, seasoning each butter, warm water, Only scrub so far as called out a man at the back, as he
5 the arm can reach at a time, then rose and left the church.
pepper and salt. Arrange on serving wash and dr that art, Chan a the
dish, with cauliflower in centre, ear- ,water o y pir g We have mentioned the self-assur-
rot tubes at each end and beans at ; as s on as it s dirty. Do not anee which is necessary to the man
either side of cauliflower. Pass plat- - use more water than is necessary to who wants to speak up. Lack of that
ter, allowing each person to help him- clean the boards. When scrubbed quality, it has been alleged, was the
self to vegetables desired, clean rub the boards well with a secret of the ill -success • of the local
Duck Stuffed With Potato.—Choose -choose clean flannel wrung out of clean wa preacher who tried to begin a sermon
young, fat duck, with webbing of feet ter, and then dry with a dry cloth, on Zaceheus, who, it will be remem-
soft. Dress, stuff and truss for roast- rubbing the way of the grain. After bored, climbed a tree to see Jesus
!Mg, as chicken, For potato stuffing, . scrubbing wash the brush immediately pass. Vain was the preacher's efforts
have ready two cups hot mashed po- find hang up to dry, so as to harden to collect his scattered thoughts, but
tato, one-half cup salt pork cubes, two the fibres. T out of his confusion came an epi -
tablespoons onion, one teaspoon poul-
try seasoning, salt and pepper. Cook
anion in pork until yellow; add re-
maining ingredients.
English Professor Gives Advice to Six
. 8'
Apple Soup.—Wash, quarter and H'yndred Students,
remove cares of six tart apples, but Six hundred bachelors, some young
do not peel. Put into saucepan with and some
two quarts water, one teaspoon salt pretty old, spent their
and one -Half cup rice. Cook until luncheon hour the other day receiving
fatherly advice from Prof. Winfield
tender, rub through sieve and return S. Hall, of North-Western University
to fire, with one-half teaspoon ground Medical School, England, on "Chaos -
cinnamon and one-half cup finely jag a Wife!,
TIPS TO BACHELORS.
chopped citron added and sugar to ei don't see aey bald heads in the
taste. May be served hot or ice cold. B audience," said Dr. Hall, "so I take it
Cornmeal Muffins.—Sift together a for granted you are all good candi-
cup of cornmeal and a half cup of dates for marriage. By that I mean
flour, a teaspoonful of baking powder
and a half teaspoonful of salt; into a ! you have smind health, are morally
pint of milk whip three beaten eggs, a ` clean, can win a
can support a wife if you
n one.
tablespoonful of melted butter and "Imagine the girls of your acquain-
two tablespoonfuls of granulated su-, tanceship lined up before you. Out of
gar. Make a hole in the meal mix- the possible six to twenty girls you
Lure and gradually pour the liquid are to choose a wife. Which one will
into this, beating steadily. Beat hard
for about five minutes, pour into you choose?
greased and heated muffin rings and Four things must be considered
bake in a good oven. !her health, her hereditary qualities,
Bread Bance.—Put crumbs from a her education, and her age. Exclude
stale loaf into a saucepan containing health.rom the rakc the girl of poor
ane pint of water. Tie in a cloth a Its a calamity for a man ty
marsrhy
few peppercorns and one small onion such a girl. Some of you may
and a blade of mace. Boil a few mo- = say the youter before girl might get well. Let her. her
meets and then remove them. The ;genet her go into the -woods for a
sauce must be very smooth. Add a ' year or so and develop the ability to
piece of butter and a little salt. Add walk fifteen or twenty miles and re -
before taking from the fire a spoon- turn without fatigue and with Dame
fill of milk; this will give it a nice Nature's priceless rouge upon her
iolor. The sauce must not be too cheeks. Then you may marry her,
thick. Serve in a sauce boat. ; knowing she is of good health.
Baked Omelet.—Heat 6 tablespoon- "Don't marry a girl just because
fuls of milk and melt a small piece of she has a pretty figure and large, his -
butter in it. Do not let it boil. Take trous eyes, and is a beautiful dancer,
if at twenty she has only the mind of
a girl twelve years old.
Among the other suggestions he
gave to the man considering choosing
a wife were:
Don't marry an heiress. You may
become unhappy with her and her
money.
Don't marry into a family where
there are traces of insanity or feeble-
mindedness.
Look up the health record of her
parents and grandparents.
Avoid the daughter of a confirmed.
alcoholic.
When he came to the part' of his
lecture referring to the ages for mar-
riage he turned to the blackboard,
wrote some figures, and said:
"According to the best scientific
research -the figures on the board
show the relative ages at which men
Hints for the Home. and women should marry."
Here is the table as he wrote it:—
Canned fruits make excellent pud- A man of 21 should marry a girl
dings in winter. between 19 and 23 years.
To keep suet fresh, chop roughly At 25—one between 21 and 27.
and sprinkle with a little granulated At 30—one between 23 and 28.
sugar. At 35—one between 23 and 30.
Salt water, applied with a brush, At 40—one between 25 and 33.
is the best method for cleaning wil- At 45—one between 25 and 35.
ow ware. At 50—one between 40 and 50.
Add a little ammonia to the water At 60—one between 45 and 60.
in which you wash silver and glass- At 70—one between 50 and 60.
ware. It brightens both of them won- At 80—one between 60 and 70.
ler£ully. "When a man gets to be 50 years
Before baking apples make a small old," he continued, "he should not ex -
slit all the way round each with a pect to rear a family. I advise such
knife. This will prevent their split- a man to marry a widow with several
':ingwhen cooking. children.
When preparing rhubarb dip each "When a man of 60 or more mar -
italic into boiling water. This will' ries it is only for the purpose of hay
not; injure it, and it will require lessing a nurse during his declining years.
sugar in cooking, It is unfair for him to marry anyone
To prevent- blue from streaking younger than himself. He should
clothes, mix one dessertspoonful of marry a childless widow or an old
soda in the bluing water. Baking maid." •
soda, of course. .. _
Old brass may be cleaned to look
3 eggs, beat the yolks with a tea-
spoonful of salt, a dash of pepper and
a tablespoonful of flour. Stir into
the hot milk, adding lastly the stiffly
beaten whites and a little parsley.
Pour into a well -buttered frying pan.
Put into a hot oven. In a few minutes
it will have risen, delicate brown.
s Slip on a platter, folding it in the
middle.
Corn Omelet. To 2 eggs, the yolks
Ind whites of which have been beaten
ight and separately as usual, add the
pulp from 2 ears of corn grated. Sea -
3011, with salt and pepper and add a
little parsley if liked. Mix with 2
tablespoons of water. Cook in a hot
skillet in the usual way, fold, ' and
serve on a buttered platter. Many
variations may be played on this
theme, just as with other omelets, us-
ing tomatoes, cheese, etc., if desired.
like new .by pouring strong ammonia Children may not be seen in the
on it and scrubbing with a brush. streets of Bergen, Norway, after a
Rinse in clear water. certain hour, which varies with the
To get onion juice, slice off the season. The church bells of the town
end and proceed toput peal a signal for them to return home
root half of
the onion a you would.half a lemon and the police see to it that they obey:
in the juice extractor.
If the stains on a dirty mackintosh Germany's secret police are fur -
will not come off with brushing take nished ' with "police. eye -glasses."
a raw potato, cut it in two, and rub These have tiny concave mirrors on
the soiled parts with it. the side next the face, which may be
Washing fabrics that are inclined to extended sideways or folded hack so
fade should be soaked and rinsed in as not to show, and give the wearer,
very salt 'water to set the color be- if he has normal sight, an image of
fore washing in suds.. what is going on directly behind him.
gram. "Zaccheus," he said, "was lit-
tle of stature, but be wasn't as small
as I feel myself to be now; he was up
a tree, and so am I; and 'he made
haste and came down,' which is just
what I shall do myself," The preach-
er suited the deed to the words forth-
with.
Pulpit and pew have a humor all
their own, and often enough it is at
each other's expense that the jokes
are made. In the sense of a famous
prize-fighter turned evangelist the
pulpit had the best of it. The former
boxing friends of the revivalist were
unnecessarily annoyed because he had
castoff his old-time habits, and one
day they decided to spoil his meeting.
So a row of them took their seats im-
mediately below his rostrum, which
was quite a small affair,- bearing a
particularly heavy Bible. From the
outset they interrupted frequently,
despite their quondam boxer's earnest
appeals for better treatment. At last
the old Adam rose in the preacher,
and he issued not an appeal, but a
warning. "If the men just below the
pulpit did not behave themselves he
would have to make them do so," he
said. The interruption proceeded.
Then something happened. "If the
brethren will not hear the Word," said
the preacher, "they shall feel it." And
lifting the big Bible in that powerful
right hand which laid many opponents.
low, he leaned over his rostrum and
swept three of his hearers out of their
seats. Thereafter the sermon went on
in quietness,
In Disagreement.
The story that used to be told about
Bishop Bloomfield is one illustrating a
"score" by the pew against the pulpit.
When he was a rector Bloomfield went
to preach at a neighboring village,
and forgot to take his sermon with
him. It was too late to return, and
so, for the first and only time in his
life, he preached extempore, taking
for his text the words, "The fool hath'
said in his heart there is ' no God."
Anxious to I,. -now how he succeeded, he
asked one of the congregation on com-
ing out how he liked the sermon.
"Well, Mr. Bloomfield," replied the
man, "I liked the sermon well enough.
But I can't say that I agree with you.
I believe there is a God,"
Of witty sayings attributed to gen-
tlemen of the cloth the list is endless.
Possibly some of them are too good
to be true, and others too bad. A
High Ch h 1 't' t
the famous Dr. James Freeman
Clarke, dated his letter "Candlemas
Day," whereupon Dr, Clarke, with a
rare sense of fitness of things, dated
his reply "Washing Day."
Dr. South was a witty divine of the
time of Charles IL' A young curate
once complained to- him that he had
received only £5 for preaching a ser-
mon at Oxford. "Five pounds!" ex-
claimed the doctor, "why, I wouldn't
have preached that sermon for £501"
It is not said whether the curate ap-
preciated the keen satire.
A Shrewd Reproof.
The people of a certain parish were
not less shrewdly reproved by the
clergyman who, at the close of the
sermon one day, announced to his con-
gregation that in the course of the
coming week he expected to go on a
mission to the heathen. His parish-
ioners crowded round him, reproach-
ing him for having kept his intended
departure a secret till the last min-
ute, begging him not go, and asking
him what they should do when he had
gone abroad.
"Oh," said he, "you will see as much
of me as ever; I don't expect it will be
necessary for me to go beyond the
boundaries of the parish."
We have already mentioned the cut-
ting wit of Dr. South, .and another
story of that cleric, who must have
been capital company, comes to mind.
On one occasion when South was
preaching before Charles II. and his
profligate Court he soon perceived
that his reluctant congregation was
asleep. He stopped short in his har-
angue, and, changing his tone, he.
called out to Lord Lauderdale three
times. His lordship stood up.
"My lord," said South with inimi-
table dignity, "I am sorry to interrupt
your repose, but I must beg of you
that you will not snore quite so loudly
lest you awake His Majesty."
Sidney Smith.
Many are the good stories of the
g urc c ergyman, wri mg o
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wit of Sidney Smith, and one of its
particularly bright examples was on
the occasion when the dean and chap-
ter of a certain cathedral were die -
cussing the propriety of making a
wooden pavement round the cathedral.
"Well,brethren," said Smith;' "you
have only to lay your heads together
and it will be done."
John Berridge, who' was vicar • of
Everton at the time of the great re-
vival, in which he was one of the lead-
ers, had critics who thought that he
should jog along decorously and lazily
as vicars used to do hi the bad Old
days which he helped to displace. His
enemies called him "an old devil." I
"Don you know Berridge?" aeked a
stranger of the man himself,
"Yes."
"They tell me he is a troublesome,
meddlesome fellow."
"I know him," answered Berridge,
"and -I can assure you half his wicked-
ness has never been told."
They walked on to the church„
where Berridge preached, When the
stranger ' saw him ascend the pulpit
he was stupifled.
Once when pointing out to a guest..
at Everton the pictures on the wan he
ran through them thus;—"That is
Calvin, that is Luther, and that,"
pointing to a frame over the fireplace,
"is the devil." The guest looked, and
saw his own face in the mirror.
Following Suit.
A certain Nonconformist preacher
of some years ago had 'certain pecu-
liarities in his appearance. His hair
was red, he wore blue glasses, and
these features, coupled with his white
tie, Ied the young people of his
church irreverently to call him, "Red,
White and Blue." 'One Sunday, when
he was preaching at Bradford, he
looked round the church and saw that
a good many of the people were
asleep. With a smile, he remarked,'
"If only a few more go to sleep I
think I may have a nap, too."
John. Wesley had a. gift of repartee
and wit, as well as of eloquence lel
preaching. On . one occasion, when
about to dine, in company with one of
his preachers, with a rich Methodist,
Wesley caustically snubbed both his
colleague and their ostentatious host.
The table was spread with more than
luxury, and Wesley's colleague ex-
claimed, with more zeal than polite-
ness, "0, sir, what a sumptuous din-
ner! Things are very different to
what they were formerly. There is
now but little self-denial among the
Methodists."
"My brother," said Wesley, pointing
to the table, "there is a. fine opportun-
ity for self-denial now,"
Wesley's Brotherly Love.
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On another occasion he was at one
of the early conferences, when a
preacher rose up and, with irrepresi-
ble emotion, began to relate his reli-
gious experience.
Wesley's brother, Charles, could not
tolerate this, and cried out:
"Stop that man from speaking. Let
us attend to business." But still the
good man proceeded. "Unless he
stops I'll leave the conference," cried
Charles Wesley.
John looked up with a dry smile.
"Will one of the brethren reach my
brother his hat?" he said. Charles
subsided.
It is inevitable that reference should
be made. to Peter. Mackenzie, who was
so popular an evangelist amongst the
Wesleyans some few years ago. He
was noted for .his pulpit humor, and
on one occasion remarked, "It's a
mercy Jacob didn't keep a refreshment
room,, for he charged so much for his
pooridge." Speaking once of a man
with a -very wide mouth, he. remarked,
"I should think a man with a mouth
like that, could sing a -duet all by him-
self."
MORE PAY FOR SERVANTS.
Problem of. Finding English Help
Grows Daily.
Domestic servants can demand, and
are obtaining more wages than before
the war, as they are becoming in-
creasingly .difficult to find in London,
England..
So many opportunities exist now
for women to .obtain work previously
given to men that young women who
were, or would have become, domestic
servants, now seek less monotonous
employment, with. More' free hours
and more spare cash to spend.
The large majority of housewives,
therefore, who were accustomed to
have one or two servants, have now.
to pay wages of from $100 to $125,
it is said at a West End ` registry
office, in order to attract to their ser-
vice,girls who before 'the war would
work for $80 or $100 a' year:
Many curious advertisements ap-
pear in different journals which pub-
lish demands omen orrs.
The old quesfortion,w."Whatwtokedo with
our girls^?" is . quite dead, even with
reference. to the girls'who have tp
turn out and earn a' living, without
having any experience.
Avny'woman nowadays can get some
kind of work if es.
The war has esheffectivelywishkilled snob-
bery, and the girl who now cuts tip
the bacon in the provision shopmay
have received;a better education, and
be of " better birth than many of the i
customers she serves.
"Wanted, a vegetable maid, $2.50 •
weekly and all found," is • one adver-
recetl noticed.
tislument
this case Y the vegetable maid,
would, be infinitely.. better off than
many : girls in the City en a $6.25 a
week salary, with omnibus; fares to
pay and lunches out.
irds o onsingin • at the
$1 g g g N root,
unperturbed by the heaviest shell
-1 !
Rejoined !
rOne of the most striking features
in many ruined parts of Flanders is
the number of wild cats and dogs. run-
ning about in the woods].
The beast stopped dead in the mid-
dle of the village street, frozen in a
flash to the rigidity of marble.
Crouched, belly flat, wicked ears
pressed down, lips curled back to show
the grinning teeth, yellow, malignant
eyes, staring • intently; it was not
pretty sight.
Youwould never have believed that
a year before that beast had been a
domestic pet cat, with a blue ribbon
round its neck. It looked—and was --
a wild thing of the woods.
Enemies of Old.
It was the sound of a shod footfall
that had frozen it and the next in-
stant sent it sliding behind a wall,
whence it—or he, rather—glared from
between a smother of weeds at the
man, who stumbled and cursed his
course along, dripping blood by the
way,
A dog, as wild as the cat, shot,
snarling, from some foul thing it had
been at business with across the road,
and the cat streaked to the wall. But
it was too late. The dog launched at
him with almost a roar. She was
starving, that dog.
It was a matter of ten yards for the
cat, of many more for the dog, but she
fairly ate up the distance. When the.
cat jumped he could feel the breath
from the slavering mouth on his back.
Followed a wild and furious scrap-
ing, a little 'cloud of dust, and down
came that cat again, right on to the
foe. For once he had missed his
jump, and there was no time for a
second..
Possibly that cat -touched the
ground, but he rebounded again, like a
great rubber ball, all hair sticking out,
and even as the dog's jaws shut-
snap! --on the place where he should.
have been, he landed upon the dog's
back.
Seeking Human Aid.
His ride on that strange steed was
brief and grisly, because the dog roll-
ed, foaming with fury, and the cat
bolted, blindly spitting, and, instinc-
tively, to the man. In that supreme
moment that beast, which had been
wild in a blackened, stricken land for ,.
twelve months, went to the man.
It was a close shave, and nothing on.
earth could have saved puss except
one thing—and it came. True to a
hair, the heavy, nailed boot of the
man landed just abaft the canine's
shoulder dropping the brute as if she
had been pole-axed—a clean kick over
the heart. And in the same instant
the cat leapt for the man's back, and
the man laughed.
The laugh echoed hollowly up the
shell -pitted, deserted street, Then
the man's hand slid up to the cat
stroking him, and he purred.
And then, :very quietly, almost
thoughtfully, the man slid to the
ground and was still. He had fainted
from loss of blood and from starva-
tion.
It was very still in that desolate
street. The moon threw. squat sha-
dows of the houses athwart the road,
and made a little inky blot of a single
gigantic rat, his wicked little" eyes
shining like gimlet -holes in a green
lampshade, squatting, hunched, in the
middle of the road.
Saved by the Cat.
These things the man saw as he re-
gained consciousness, and heM could
hear other rats in .the inky pools of
black where the open doors of the
houses gaped. He shuddered, and
wondered dimly how long it would be
before they got him. .
And then, suddenly, as if a hand
had come down and wiped them out,
they were gone—utterly!
The man lifted his head, listening,
and in the ' silence that followed he dis-
tinctly heard a deep and comforting
purring at his elbow. Very slowly he
turned, very slowly put out his hand,
stroked, and started. He had touched
feathers as well as fur! It was the
cat, come back, and, with a dead fowl
between his jaws
And that is how a . "missing" got
strength to ,regain' his regiment, and
cif ever in your career'"' you' =come
across a regiment with a tabby -and -
white . cat as its mascot, ' just bow
down to that cat and respect it. Next
to their colors,, he'is,their most holy
possession.—London ' Answers..
It is usually the man with the least
to say that talks the most.
. Type writing- machines that print
syllables of two 'and three' letters by
a single pressure of the key have been
put on the market.
During the first three centuries of
the English •Parliament,- all who serv-
ed in it were' paid: In the fifteentl,
century the amount was two: shillings
a day.
A motor -car fitted with a horn,
which warned pedestrians, of its ap-
proach ' by playing, "We won't go
home till morning," was heard in
London not long ago.
If multiplied by 2, 3, 4, or any other
integer less than 9, the number. 1,176,-
470,588,235,294 will probably produce
the same digits in the same order,
simply beginning at• a different place
in the set.
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