Exeter Advocate, 1912-3-28, Page 61'I.
I .IT
though her carpet were endeavoring towinasILEx1 it l h t. i
IN BLOODaze of hue-
dreds ofacritical under
eyes, must be the OF O.. O'. ItAILWAY
T- reverse of gratifying.
Turd eIioi a la a Namity at
Tela Semi
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
:People aro an all year round, tonic,
blood -builder and nerve -restorer,'
But they are especially valuable in
the spring when the system is
loaded with impurities as .a, result
of the meteor life of the winter
wont e. Tbere is no other season
when the bleed is so much in need
of purifying arid enriehin ,and
every dose of these . pills helps to'.
snake new, rich, red bleed. In the
epr ee one feels weak and e.ired-
Dr. Williams' Pink Palls give
Strength. In the spring the appe-
tite is often poor—Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills develop the appetite,
tone the stomach and aid weak di-
gestion..
i-gesti n. le is in the spring that
psa,sons in the bleed find an. outlet
n, disfiguring pimples, eruptions
and boils—Dr•, Walii;fn''-s' Pint: Pills
speedily el -ear the skin because they
go to the Net of '.11e trouble ill the
Irked. le the spring anaemia,
aIlea mlati:lcdigestient neuralgia,'
erysipelas void teeny other troubles
are laa;rst persistent because or.
poor, weak blood, and it is at this
time when all ea cure takes on new
life that the bled most seriously
,uceds attention, Some. people dose
themselves with purgatives at this
season, but these only further'
weaken themselves. A purgative
merely gallops through the system,
emptying the bowels, bat it does
not eure anything. Oa the other
band Dr. Williams' Pink Pills actu-
ally mato new blood, which reaches
evc:xy nerve and organ in the body,
bringing new strength, new health
P.biti vigor to weak, easily tired men,
'wome'n ami children. Try Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills this spring—they
will not disappoint yell.
S
a1d by all medicine dealers or
sent by mail at 30 cents a box or
six boxes for $2.50 by The Dr. Wil
Tiaras' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont,
'I:IYI COURT TRAIN.
()BP 's Regulations Not So Seer
as at First Reported.
The rules and regulations regard -
lug the exact length and bre:oath of
Overt trains recently issued by the
T ord Chamberlain has again called
forth the manifestly absurd state-
ment- that those who purpose at-
tending these functions must be-
ware of following the present fash-
ion too closely if they would avoid
the risks of being turned back from
the doors of the throne room, says
the Pall Mali Gazette.
The >so-called new regulations dif-
fer in no way from those which
have been in force since time im-
memorial. That the Queen does
not approve of the exaggerated
f uehions -of the present day is suffi-
ciently indicated by. her Majesty's
own style of dress, but between that
and any definitely expressed opin-
ion on the ,subject, except as re-
gards the ladies of her household,
there is a wide margin; and the
statements that the Queen has set
her face firmly against this or that
fashion where the general public is
concerned are incorrect, and gave
so much offence in high quarters;
some time ago as to call forth an
official contradiction.
It is to be hoped, however, that
the majority of the ladies attending,
the Courts will avoid that mons-
trosity, the hobble, skirt, even in its
modified evening form, as it is an
absolute impediment to grace of
movement.
When passing the presence, every
woman leas, so to speak, the stage
to herself, and to have to proceed
R
W
xIWA3;1, .I'.
Welsh miners' agent, and veteraa
member of Periz<•ament,
POC:C.1%1`IN TO KITBRIT SH.
llallaw 'Handle Carries Cleallsiing
Fluid, to Bristles.
No longer will it be necessary to
carry a• bottle nr box of teeth wash,
or tooth paste, when you go away
zn fr
'i aa+�ed
will
1 you
will
home, Ail
be goer tooth brush—that is, if it is
the tooth brush devised by a Geor-
gia;`man, This little implement has
a hollow handle and a hollow brush
frame with slits on the under side.
The haedle,'which has a screw eap
at tile outer cud, is designed to
contain the cleansing preparation,
whether fluid or powder, and the
flow of this stuff into the brush
frame is controlled by a valve.
When the fluid is allowed, to run
the frame it trickles down the bris-
tles and the brush is all ready for
use without a drop of the prepara-
tion being wasted. With the han-
dle ef this brush loaded and a clean
collar a man is ready for a trip.
DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS WORR
WONDERFUL CURE.
;Fits Ed. Lloyd, Weak and Wool
and '4'4'raelced with Pain Found
Relief and Cure in Load's Kinney
Pills.
Ancibeg, Out,, March I8 (Speeial)
--"Dodd's. Kidney Pills have done
wonders for me," so says Mrs, Ed.
Lloyd, wife ilf a .well-known farmer
living on the line of the O. N. O.
Railway near here.
"I was so weak I could hardly
walk around," Mrs. Lloyd can-
tinues, "1 suffered from, female
weakness and kidney trouble. My
heart troubled me so that at times
I would almost pant with the palpi-
tations, I was treated by the doc-
tor, but he could give me no relief.
was sick all over when I start-
ed to use Dodd's Kidney Pills,
Rheumatism, Lumbago and Neu-
ralgia adding to any sufferings.
But Dod.d's Kidney Pills helpedme
almost at once, After taking eight
boxes I was completely cured."
Naturally Mrs. Lloyd wants other
suffering women to krrow how she
found a cure, and Dodd's Kidney
Pills wilt do for other sufferers just
what they did for Mrs, Lloyd, make
new women of them.
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WBE BPT SECRETS.
They're ainly woe bit secrets
My sweetheart telt tae --me,
An' so they've a' bin rooted '-
Poon deep in memory:
The wail' no cares fer greetin'
Aboon the little grave
Whaur sleeps as pure a lassie.
As iver eecrets gave.
Hooch ay! the w.srr no cares.
They're ainly wee bit secrets,,
An' yet nae but or ben.
O' ouy rnem'ry,, hes yin:'
That'e half sae prized as diem,
They're wi' me when, I'm lonely,
An' loom up when I'm glad;
There's naethng else sae eheerfu'
'When life's nights are rnaist sad.
Hooch ay! the wa,rl' no cares.
They're ainly wee bit secrets,
An' yet any heist kens weel
Hoo aften they've bin, needed
Tao licht some gloomy spell;
They mak aa sold man hopefu ,.
Though ivery time fer years
I've placed a nose on dean's grave
It's leaves were moist w%' tears..
Hooch ay! the wary no cares.
LIVELY WEDDING- GILTS,
Exciting Honeymoon. Caused by
"Used" Presents.
No one ever "received a more Buri-
ous eonignm.ent of wedding pre-
vents than the famous lion -trainer
Bidet, "We spent our honeymoon
at Lyons, France," he onee told a�
friend, "and we bad some queer',
presents from the ordinary point of
view, as a!1 my fliends were, anxious
to give ` methtng useful.' Among
ABY TDI —DIAD NO APPETITE
Mrs. Ulderio St. Georges, St.
Mathias, Que., writes : "I am writ-
ing to say I am well satisfied with
Baby's Own Tablets, My baby was
ill and I tried several remedies, but
the result was discouraging. Ile
became very `thin, had no appetite,
hardly slept at all and was extreme-
ly: weak, I got Baby's Own Tablets
and they soon. set him right again,
till at the age of eleven months he
was able to walk and was a strong,
healthy child. I do not think there
is anything to equal Baby's Own
Tablets for little ones." The Tab-
lets arc sold by medicine dealers or
by mail, at 25, cents a box from The
Dr. Williams' Medicines Co., Brock-
ville, Ont.
a. trade of France is said
The lace c
f o afford employment for 200,000
persons.
Som. isthing
Extra (Good
For
Breakfast,
Lunch or
Supper ----
Post
sties
Served direct from pack
age. with cream.
1 prises
,leases
SatisE.
'The iii ory IJngers
sold by Grooers
Cnuxdian
1't°iitC
i
oa'turn Cereal Co.,
or, Ontario, C;u ad
Ala
r=,
To Men Who Live Inactive Lives.
--Exercise in the open air is the
best tonic for the stomach and .sys-
tem generally; but there are those
'Who are compelled to follow seden-
tary occupations and the inactivity
tends to restrict the healthy action
of the digestive organs and sickness
follows. Parmel.ee's Vegetable
Pills regulate the stomach and liver
and restore healthy action. It is
wise to have a packet of .the pills
always an hand.
Many a true , word is spoken by
mistake.
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia.
They're ainly wee bit secrets
That keep life's ingle bricht,
They mann be winter.', fuel
An' simcr'n sunshine licht,
I've keepit them free neebers,
Nan frien-' hes iver speirred,`
I ken they'll a' gang wi' me
Afore a soul hes haird,
Hooch ay 1 the, warl' no cares.
--Mac Mactayish.
BABY TERRIBLY SCALDED.
'u -Bek
b u
Hese v 7F ,
Relieved
Doctor Agreed Zana-Bulcwas "Best
Possible Treattneet. ,
Mrs, Albert Sawyer, of Midland
(Ont,), ,say : "While living in
Brantford last winter say little son
spilled a 1°essel. of boiling'water
over his twin., He was terribly
scalded, and we immediately called
in 4 doctor. The treatment did not
giftsc a - neem to give the child ease or heal
other were three lana constrzc
torsandfive alligators, I shall no- the terrible scalds, so after a week's
g
„ a -
�o sone
-Bele
sal
d
a v o a P
tl- l t om m
ver forget how annoyed I was and.. la al -
h w .frightened m wife was'when Plied it. It gave the, ehihl ease
o`y
during the night two of the alliga-
tors broke out of their boxes in our
bedroomand began exploring. I
could not find the matches, and my
wife and I remained on top of the
bed canopy . till morning. Luckily
my wifedid not think of the thing
that was worrying me. I was dead-
ly afraid that the alligators would
waken up the boa -constrictors."
GOOD MARKSMEN.
A Yankee entered a hotel in the
Highlands, when he overheard a
party of gentlemen speaking about
shooting.
"Gentlemen," be said, "I guess
I have seen some good shotting in
my time. I have seen a fly killed
on a flagpole at 300 yards."
An Irislunan, who was one of the
party, said : "Begorra, it's purty
good, but I believe I've seen better.
When I was in the army the major
used to roll an empty beer barrel
down the hill, and every time the
bung hole 'turned up we put a bul-
let in. Any man who couldn't do
it was discharged."
A SCOTSMAN BLOWING.
An Englishman and 'a Scotsman,
both commercial travellers, were
bragging about the firms they re-
presented,. "You may- judge of
the extent of our business," said
the 'Englishman, "from the fact
that we Spend 2215 a year in ink
for our correspondence.". "That's
nothing," said the Scotsman. "My,
firm saves twice that amount yearly
by not dotting its `i's' and not
crossing its `t's.'."
CLINCI,IED.
Lawyer—"You are, charged with
steaming the chicken on Thursday
night."
Prisoner—"I kin prove an alibi
on dat night."
Lawyer -"What were you do-
ing?"
Prisoner—"1 wuz eating de chick-
en.''
Bili --"How's his business going?"
Jill—"Like clockwork." "Why, I`
heard he'd failed?" "So he has.
They've just wound up his busi-
ness.",
An Oil That is Painous.—Though
Canada was not the birthplace of
Dr. Thomas' Ecleetric Oil, it is the
home of that famous compound.
A WISE MAN.
She—"He is the. most
man I know.".
He—"Yes he never
truth about anybody."
A Remedy' for Bilious Headache.
—To those subject to bilious head-
ache, Parmelee's ' Vegetable Pills
are recommended as the way to
speedy relief. Taken according to
directions they will, subdue irregu-
laxities of the stomach and so aet
upon the nerves and bleod vessels
that the pains in the head will
cease. There are few who are not
at sometime subject to biliousness
and familiar with its attendant
evils, Yet. none need suffer with
these pills at hand.
popular
tells the
most immediately, and after a. few
days' use the scalds seeaned to be
getting along finely.
"To make quite sure, that all was
right, however, we called in a sec-
ond doctor. He said everything was
going along splendidly, the scalds
were healing and the little one
would soon be quite, recovered.
Then we told him we were using
Zam-Buk, and he said we could use
nothing better, Zam-Buk worked a
complete cure."
Mrs. S. Smith and Mrs. J. H.
Teat le, of ne Brock St., .Brantford,
who knew of the above accident, and
what followed, write : "We certify
that these facts aro true in every
detail."
Mothers should know that for
burns, cuts, scalds, bruises, eczema,
piles, and all skin diseases, there is
nothing to equal Zam-But. Zam-
Buk is obtainable from all drug-
gists and stores 50c box, or Zam-
Buk Co,, Toronto.
A BRIDE'S TRIAL.
One sof the greatest trials a girl
has to encounter when she marries
is that she has to discharge her
mother ancl• depend on a hired girl.
From here its good name was
spread to iCentral and South Am- The merits of Bickle's Anti -Con -
erica, the West Indies, Australia
and New Zealand. That is far
afield enough to attest its excel
lence, for in all these countries it
is on 'sale and in demand.
Sister—So Willie Jones kicked
you, did he? And did you kick him
back? Bobby—No,' I didn't. If' I
had, then 'twould have been his
turn again.
ON•THE PLATFORM.
"Don't you see that sign `I,To
smoking' ?" asked the car conduc-
tor.,
"Yes," replied the .inconsideratd
and obstinate. l,assenger, "And a!]
have to say is that she male whcs
Grote that sign was no prophet," ]i
Why buy mixtures known as alum
baking powder when you can just
as well, and at no more expense,
get Magic Baking Powder? The
ingredients are plainly printed on
each package. See if this is on
the others. All Grocers are au-
thorized to guarantee than "Magic"
does not contain alum.
GOSSIP.
"I heard themissus talking about
us," said the cook.
'What did she say 7'' inquired the
chambermaid.
"She said we was neither of -us
any good."
"Ain't it terrible the way ladies
talk about one another now -a
days 1"
.7
FILLED WITH MUSIC;
"That eat made an awful Iaoisa in
the back garden last night,"
"Yes, father. I suppose that
since be ate the earary, he thinks
he can sing:"
sumptive Syrup as a sure remedy
for coughs and 'colds are attested
by scores who know its power in
giving almost instant relief when
the throat is sore with coughing,
and the whole pulmonary region
disordered in consequence. A bot-
tle of this world -famed Syrup will
save doctor's bills, and a great deal
of. suffering. Price 25 cents, at all
dealers.
When a man wins $5 •on a huge
race he is apt to tell everybody he
won $50 -except his wife, who
would want to spend it.
Vitnard's Liniment Cures Burns, Eta.
44
GAMBLING MANIA. IN POLAND.
Marion Bridge. 0. BL. Iia' 30, '02,
I harp handled AMINARLP'S LINIMENT
during the past c. It is always the
first Liniment asked =. • 'aero, and no.
questionably the beet seller of all the
different kinds or Liniment I handle.
NEIL FERGUSON.
NO SUNSHINE° REQUIRED.
Botts—I see that electricity is
playing a ,part in agriculture. But
what crop would tourish most un-
der ,electric lights?
Mutts — Wild oats,
No child should be allowed to suf-
fer an hour from worms when
prompt, relief can be got in a simple,
bat strong remedy — Mother
Oraves' Worm Exterminator,
a
Many a man uses a crowbar for
the purpose of prying into the at-
fairs
ffairs of ethers.
TO CURE A COLD iN ONE PAY
Tulle LAXATIVE ilfOMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money it it fails to cure, EL
W. GROVE'S signature is on each box, 25o,
NOTHING NEW.
"I am disappointed in this seed
catalogue."
"As to how 4"
"I don't see any improvements in
beets' or tomatoes. These look like
191r models to me."
When Your Eyes Need Care
Try Marine Eye Beale ty, Mo Smarting—Feels
Fine ---Acts Quickly. Try it for Rod, Weak,
Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus-
trated. Book in each Package. afurCne is
compounded. by our Oculists—not a "Patent Med-
icino"—but used in successful Physicians' Prac-
tice for many years. Now dedicated to the Pub-
lic and sold byDruggists at 2.6O and 50o per Bottle.
Morino Eye .alvo in Aseptic Tubas, 2,o and 50a
Murtne Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Mr. Crawford—Keep the kid
quiet! Mrs. C. All right, my dear.
I'll give him his drum and tin.
whistle.
Corns cannot exist when Hollo-
way's Corn Cure is applied to them,
because it goes to the root and kills
the growth.
Even a forgetful man seldom for-
gets about that $5 you owe him.
No matter where you go, you'll
find
some one
maximss to separate
you trona your harcLcarned wealth.
Minard's Liniment for sate everywhere.
H. W, DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street,
Toronto.
oRTY ACRE FRUIT FARM - NEAR
Niagara Ricer, well planted. Revenue
1911 nearly thirty per cent. on price
asked,
LFIATTTIFUT FARM OF TWO 110N.
dred and ninety acres en St.
Joseph's Island. with Ane house, up,to-
date barn and outbuildings, Owner wishes
to devote his time to other business. ao
will sell cbeap for Quick sale. Full Par'
titulars-rlrrnished on application,
MInard's Liniment. Cures Dandruff.
Matrimony transforms the poetry
of life into an itemized expense ac-
count.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
Your drng5ist will refund money if PAZO 0 N'r-
SM1NTfails to cure any case of Itching, 'Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to it days, 50e,
MAKING HOME HAPPY.
He' never grumbles at his wife
Nor has to hook the waists she
wears' ;
He lives a peaceful, happy life,
Absolved from all domestic cares;
When he gets home at 1 a.m.
No terror lingers in his heart;
Contentment dwells with both of
them—
They live a thousand miles apart.
Doctor Rose at Four A..i4I:' to Evade
Wife Who' Kept Him Monne.
The trial at Krakow of a Polish
doctor named Steinfeld, who, has
come to grief through gambling, has
been the occasion of some curious
revelations about' the hold which
this vice has en business': men. in
Austrian Poland. Dr..Stein'feldys
wife, iii her. endeavor to keep her
husband out of -temptation, tried
the plan of never leaving him out of
her sight, evenwhen a practice of
going, to bed early and, rising • at
four in -the morning, 'before his wife;
was awake, in order`te•hurry off to
the so-called'. ``Monte Carlo''-- at
Krakow, which he would find still
in full swing at that hour. When
staying at hotels during the sum-
mer he would arrange meetings with
other players` in the bathroom, and
play there" for hours, while; he told
his wife that he was taking a cold
water cure, -London Standard:
'The- longest canal la' the worldis
in Russia. It extends from St. of China,
Pet-.
rab,n:'rg to the,frontierc
and its tetal length s c1ose,on 4,50,0.
I,SSSUE 13--j.2 mi1eS ',f'r� ��4ta k '$�fixa' i
ly
THIS is Et HOME peg,
can use
RANNEt'
r
UNDRID AND FIFTY-SEVEN' ACRES
in Norfolk County; six acres fruit;
tto-to-date house; new bank Hare; a very
desirable property at a bargain.
laT DRED .4.1,71) FIFPY ;WEBS—WITIL
1 good house; two bares; ten acres
orchard; in County .feel. i1, real snap.
ONE HUNDRED ACRES—GOOD It01.ISE
and 4.anthulldingu: near Teeswatcr.
A first-eiass farm worth the money,
whit'
PETTI:DA
1 dyed ALLLthese
\ DIFFERENT KINDS
ofthe G®OdSAMEsS
wath 'Dna
I used
LE, to use.
NO.chtincc of ndngthe WRONG Dye:forthe Coos
onc`hks to chlor. '.11 colors from your Druffs.dst`or
Dealor 1 ni,G Color Card und STORY no l let la,
The`r70�inao,i-IUcha, dso n: Co..- Limited, MOntr,.:, I,
A N IDr 1L i'<lltat or TWO HUNDRED
1'1 acres in County of wellington, with
find brick house; good outbuildings; can
be bought on eaar terms..
TO OUR HUNDRED ACRES IN COUNTY
of Simeoe, with hundred Acres Good
Timber; 20 acres apple orchard; good
Frame house; ito Barns. Can be bought
right.
rilwEN'rr-FIVE ACR1O FRUIT FARM -
IL Near St. Catharines; Briek house;
Barn; twenty acres planted, Can be
bought very reasonable.
(INT.; OF THE BEST FRUIT FARMS IN
St. Catharines District -Fifty woos,
thirty of which are planted; Elegant
Mouse, also Cottage and title outbuilding.
Will be sold on easy terms.
12.71ORTY ACRES - ST, CATHARINES
a1 Bungalo and Cottage and good out.
buildings. Thirty-four• acres planted in
fruit. and a money maker. The owner
wishes to retire and anxious to sell.
IIAVE MANITOBA, ALBERTA, SAS.
ltateliowan and British Columbia
lands, both improved and -unimproved, in
Quarter, 'half or whole sections, also in ..
larger lots up to five hundred thousand
pores. 'If thinking of investing in West-
ern lands it is to your interest to consult
Inc.
'Phones: Main 6910, Park 527. H. W.
DAWSON, Toronto.
rti HREE ACRES, PRIME COTTAGE.
city water in house, stable, hen-'
house, orchard and mall fruit, two blocks.'
from 'London street railway, soil gravel Y
loam, good buildings. one and a halt
miles to London market.- Will exchange
for farm. The 'Western Real Estate,
London:
MALE HELP WANTED.
OOD POSITIONS WAITING FOR
Young men as Telegraphers, Station
Agents, Freight and Ticket Clerks. We
qualify for any Canadian railway. Regu-
lar railway books and forms in school.
Free Book 18 explains. Dominion School
Telegraphy, Toronto.
MISCELLANEOUS.
UIIMPOLDT, SASKATCHEWAN, WANTS
this Spring, settlers for 4,000 free
homesteads: Best mixed farming terri-
tory in West. Also improved farms $15
to 530 per. acre: Write ',commissioner,
Board of Trade, Humboldt.
TAY and FARM SCALES. . Wilson's
ILL " Seal (3 Works, 9 'Esplanade, Toroutq,
�ANCIi:IZ; L`�i 40IiS, LTIMiP% ate. In.
;. ternai and ext>,,r':.1, cured without
pain by our hnlne, t.r=atmont. Write us
before tcb late. Dr. Bellman Medical Co..
Limited. f :olli ngvood. Ont.
f+ TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson's
lD Scale -Works, 9 Esplanade. Toronto
rinconsnuroc
FREE
As a special introductory offer we will
send a beautiful band-pain too. view
of Niagara Falls with each 10c.
packago containing 10 Easter or other
Embo cod Post Cards. Send 10e. today.
overland Merchandise Co;,. Dept. 202,
LEAN. 1 N1 G,
en WRING' GSUITS
Can Yio dorso Rertecfly by our I''rencli proeees,
•ls'v$ish'-ADlSr'aoaaf Dyain;
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