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Exeter Advocate, 1911-9-7, Page 7IS CAUSED BY IMPURE BLOOD 1 ourselves partook of the tea, and formalities thus concluded, we gave as"azzling sip to SHOW APPRECIATION'. "We were careful to hold, the cup in both hands and notto remove the lid or invertedsaucer, but mere- ly to tilt it' slightly to one side. Sponge cakes .dipped in oil and sav- ory pastries staiffed with dates were piled up on the table beside us; the attendants handling them with fing- ersthe which made no pretence of be- ing clean..' "The Tai Tai -was becoming more wooden than ever, when by a fort- ueate chance my companion, • who spoke the language -fluently and was well versed in Chinese etiquet- te, mane the discovery that the merry faced conversational girl was an "Ill Tai Tai' ---in other words, the secondary wife, Realizing the difficulties of the situation, she was careful henceforth to address her conversation very pointedly to the real Tai Tai and therebyrobably warded off a family quarrel after � our departure. "Luckily for people like myself, whose knowledge of the language is drs tiectly limited, there are various topics to be discussed with a, 'new guest' which need but a slended v(lea bulary, " 'Which is 'your honorable kingT dermas they ask. "" `lily inferior kingdom is Erg- land,' I " nd your honorable age?" they inquire. At which, if one desires to arias wer indefinitely, one replies-twepty odd or thirty -add as The case• may be. "They soon discover if one is sin= married and this affords some sur- prise, for spinsters of a certain "ace aro hardly ever met with in China, JJ An explanation that in England we please ourselves as to whether we will: marry or not only increases the bewilderment; You seek to divert thorn attention by inquiring haw " c1 g ,j I►raUY Gemma rding ,goat] sretea they have (meaning sons), It they reply, that they have one or more YOUNG PUPPIES (meaning sons), you hasten to con - grataulate, and so it g;es on, "Finally= your attempts to finish your tea, having been fraistoeate°l by the attendant, who alb the eel') tap againbefore, it has a chane of get. ting empty, leaving takings are commenced, You fes, , yea have been very little. company, and the Tai • Tai murmurs some:,htu,r deple- eatory about herself. Yah beg her to detain her steps and slue implores you to 'walk slowly.* At each eine tier you all bow, hugging y;iur fifth 'ibs with, clasped :mods in the orthodox fashion, and the progress to the outer gates :s baiting in the extreme, "My next visit was of a very dif- ferent character. We spent the afternoon with a respectable farm- er's family. The farmer's wife .wel- comed us warmly and regaledus on tea° and boiled eggs -a dish of twenty or thirey boiled. eggs, to be eaten without bread or salt or any accessory whatever except the tea. "The farmhouse was built of mud, with wails 2 feet thick, and the win- dows were .almost non-existent, The place looked poverty stricken, but the farmer's wife spoke of recent prosperity. Crops had done well and she and her husband had been able to purchase that which they had been wanting for some years past. • "She took us to see the newly boe3ght treasures. We peered in through the door and the good wo- man's face beamed with pride and pleasure. There they where straight in front of„us made of polished wood, black as ebony, two magnificent— coffins." Vaned; by Dr. Williams Pink Pills t un Theymake- Pure Bioocl Ask any doctor .and he will tell you that eczema is caused by im- purities in the blood; that- nothing ean cure it that does not reach the blood—that salves and outward ap- plications ars worthless and a waste of money. The reason why Dr, Williams' Pink Pills have . al- ways been so successful in curing this most annoying trouble is be- cause' they act direetly on the blood, reaching the root of the trouble+ and ,]riving out all impurities, They banish eczema., salt, rheum, and unsightly pimplesard erup- tions, relieve the irritation and itching audl give ptrfeet. health.. Mrs. A. Puling, of Milestone, Sask., says; "I was afflicted with a blood and skin disease which the doctor called eczema, but which did not yield in the least to his treatment. I was covered with a ores and in very bad shape, A friend advised me to to take; Dr, Williams' Pink ].rills and, after ii.s- ing eight or nine boxes I,was coni- pletely cured, I can strongly re commend tho Pills to anyone suf- fering from that trouble," A medicine that can make new, red blood'will cure not only skin troubles, but also anaemia, Thew uiatism, neuralgia, indigestion and a host of ether troubles simply be- eauuso these troubles are the result of bad blood. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make new blood and under their use blood and nerve troubles disappear. Sold by all medicine dealers er by mail at 50 cents a box : or siv boxes for $2,50 from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont. ENGLISH WOMAN IN CHINA OBSERVED `WREN MAR A CALL." .A, Visit to a Lady of High Degree and One to a Darter's "Wo could have walked from our house to that of the Wei's in' five minutes," writes an English woman visiting in. China to the Lady,, "but etiquette ordained that we should drive. So we ordered a blue` hood- ed, springless mule cart, the only conveyance obtainable in that north ern city, and crawled in on all fours. under cover of the hood while the servant sat on the ;;hafts and the driver walked behind us using his voice instead of reins, "We had dressed in gala clothes for the occasion. Lt 'Your white gown is very pretty,' said my hostess in a doubt- ful tone, `but—' " 'But what?' I asked anxiously, " 'But the Chinese do so dislike white: You see itis the sign of mourning. No don't trouble to change. That pink scarf will make it all right and pink is one of their favorite colors.' "The gatekeeper at the Wei -man- sion hearing the sound of cartwheels flung open the big gates and we were conducted round a few sharp corners and across some paved courtyards" into an inner court where the mistress of the establish- ment, . surrounded by a group of hand maidens and relatives, came forward to meet us. "Her face, thickly coated with a wash of rice flour paste, and rouge dabbed on here and there in- what we should call the wrong places, gave her face the wooden look of A DUTCH DOLL and her woodenwalk on the poor illy feet three inches long kept up the resemblance. "We were ushered with many polite speeches into they guest hall, a bare, uninteresting room with walls, that had once been 'white- washed and: a latticed window with paper panes thathad once been white. The chief ffirniture consist- ed :of a table placed ' squarely against the centre wall with a pond- erouS chair at either end. "The Tel Tai sat afar 'off.; look- ing more wooden than ever with her shrunken legs, like a couple ' of large' ninepins encased in purple trousers. Had it not been for the relatives and the hand maidens con- versation would have, flagged con- ic) crab ly. oniderably. She come from the south and was still unaccustomed tp northern mandarin. "'Fortunately among the relatives E a t-ivacions, -good loglring girl with a merrylaugh kept the ball rolling. The more she talked, however, the more silent did the' Tai Tai become, and our suspicions were. aroused. "Meanwhile the tea was brought in, and a dainty sup coveredwith lin cited 'saucer was placed be- side each ghest ceording .,to Gigtaette, we "4 exista�e'e. mita. Eon If attacked with cholera or sum mer complaint of any kind send at once for a' bottle of Dr. J. D. Kel- logg's Dysentery Cordial and Use it according to directions. It acts with wonderful rapidity in subdu- ing that dreadful disease that weak- ens the strongest man and that, dee stroys the young and delicate. Those who have used this cholera medicine.;'say it acts promptlye and never fails to effect a thorough •.tire: A FAIR QUESTION.' Tillie—"Pa?". Pa—"Yes." —""Teacher says that we're • Willie y here to help others.'' Pa—"Of course we. are." Willie—"Well, what are the others here for?" HIS MiSTAKE. `I used to think I could hireall the brains I wanted for $25 a week," said IM Lr. Pushed. "'Well, couldn't you?" - But it wasn't long before 1 had to call in. a $.00,000 1 i,wyer to straighten out the 'kinks' they put into my affairs." CAN' TARE Q MO -RP. `:I thought Yeer clan ehters were taking French 1" says the friend, "We thought they were,too," an savers the father, ."'brit it Seems that the small quantity they absorb;? simply vaccinated;them," well-known ' V 'e:, " gym t an,sold-':' . • A 1a� i e ,Y time:: friend. named Fuller. After, eller re, TM : rt handclasp,. Mu...,£t 1 ei ,. ea,.w..y ,,- - �l ot.1' : ase itiol?;.ieg rent yette ]shag out' an deed "]'replied lel eft T1 A SAFE INVESTMENT BONDS ¶ A, bond offers.. to the investor a safe, sane, and profitable investment. ¶ Safe because it is a - first mortgage on the en- tire assets of the corpora- tion issuing the „bond. IT Sane because bonds are saleable at any time. . ¶ Profitable because they pay a higher rate of interest than any other investment that offers equal security, c We would like to send you our literature on bonds as investments, fust send us yoaar. address, it will not cost you any- thing. ROYAL SECURITIES CORPORATION t,. t *4 * T 5 as '. BANK OF MOI,l'Pl4,A1. numratio YQNGE AND QUEEN STS. TORONTO ,I40004.m.c0004444.040.40n90404=4.404.14064 THE REAL' ]?EST, Mother-- IBave yea been aood bei at school to da 7Clarence? Son -Yes, mother I didn't got caught once., REST AND WITH TOMOTHER AND CHILD. ,see w'c sl a w a Son -reeve seam. has bier, used for over SINTY XHaRS by et It, iQIVS of sto-rne.as tar their t"U*I PRUN WHILE' rswrn*tiG. with PRIU; CT SUCC:uss. it -i;00111.1:; tlx: CIUI.R. SOETFNS the GUMS. ALI,RYSall .nazi;; a liRliSW.INDcQnic, aud. as the best rsnsedy for :UI,AK1R,Rol A. It is fa• wlutcll' harrlesn. ,le sure and ask for "Mrs. Wiuitgtc';t Soothing Symp. " and takenoother kind, Tweutyfiveccudsa bcdt;e, Visitor—" x.Lo 4tlf to stay with you fora. how .Mauch is it going Clerk (of the swell hote: can answer that best your lizalch have you got1" I'decide k er sea, at mel" elf. Hon There are many :imitations of Wilson's Ely Pads. 'bo not be de- ceived by unsatisfactory imitations. Get Wilson's. "Goodness, John," said a wo Ivan to her husband, "your suit looks as if you had been sleeping in it." "Well," replied' John, ,'`why not? Isn't that the suit I wear to church'" Minard's Liniment cures Dandruff. "The people I lived wid before, nia'aan," said the new cook, "was very plain.:' "Wel],;" asked her new employer, "are We not plain here?" "Yez,are, ma'am, but in a different way. They wuz ,plain in ther way o' livin', not in their looks, ma'am." Unless worms be expelled from the system, no child can be heal- thy. Mother Graves' Worm Ex- terminator is the best medicine ex- tant to destroy worms. "Me good fellow," said the Eng- lish`tourist, "kin you direct me to a place where one may get a good drink?'' ""Well," replied - the thirsty native, "I kin direct yer better to a place where two kin git a good drink." Minard's'Lininlent Relieves Neuralgia. Mother --"Now, Charlie, yon must be a very seed boy. You have a nice new brother. Aren't you pleased ?" Eight -Year -Old. Charlie -"Oh, I don't know. It's always the way; just as I'm getting on in the world compotiti oon be gins." Soft corns aredifficult to 'eradi- cate, but Holloway's Corn Cure will draw them out painlessly. WRONG DEPARTMENT. "I want a,, pair of shoes that will be plenty large enough," she said, as the "clerk looked into her old ono to find the number. "In that case," he replied, "per- haps you had better step over into the teen's .department)' OFTEN. "What becomes of the average nian's•rnoney "I guess it goes to the average woman." TOOTHLESS SAWS. Toothless saws have been in use cutting armor plate for a number of years. The theory of the action is abrasion by local fusion due to the very liigli. speed of the disk, causing so many thousand, inches of sin:face to impinge on the metal un- der -cut that the material acted upon is heated at the point: of contact to a temperature approaching if not equal to the fusing point, It ap- pears as if a very small portion: of the metal being taut immediately in the neighborhood of the point of contact is first melted and at once rubbed, off, thus exposing a fresh surface to the frictional action, and that this proeess goes on continu- ously while the disk is working.. The temperature of the disk must necessarily be much lower thanthe work in contact with. it ewing to its large surface area., and when it is considered that all the frictional energy of the rotating disk is con centrated on an extremely small area of contact in the material sub- jected to its action the results ob- 'mined are not so surprising as ap- pear at first r ight,—Cassier's Mag- azine, Relief for the Depressed, Physi- cal and mental depression usuually have their origin in a disordered state of the stomaeh and liver, as when these organs are deranged in their action the whole ,system is affected Try Parmelee's 'Vege- table Pills. They 'revive, the diges- tive processes, act beneficiallyOn the nerves and resteee the spirits it no Other lrpills will. They a' n. cheap, simple and sure, apd the ef- fects are lasting. THE RETORT COURTEOUS, "The trouble with yen is that yen keep constantlyforgetting g t e p�; hat you ever were a, boy,,' It was this wife who o t said it, and he, of course, name right back with the witty re- ply: "Well, you never forget that 'you were once a girl, although every- body else forgot it years and years TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY' for Red, Weal:, Weary, Watery Eyea and G ranulated Eyelids, Muria° Doesn't 6tnart-Soothes Eye} Pain. Druggists Sell Dianne Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 60c, $1.00. b[urine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, lac. $1.00. Eye Beol;s and. Eye Advice Free by Mail, biurine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,. REAL PESSIMIST. Mrs. Wiggs --Mrs. Harper is al- ways complaining of what might have been. Mrs. Digs—Yes; she has wasted enough time crying over, spilt milk to buy a couple of cows. The Friend of All Sufferers. — Like to "the shadow of a rack in a weary land" is Dr, Thomas' Ec- leetric Oil to all those who suffer pain. It holds out hope to every- one and realizes it by stilling suf- fering everywhere. It is ai. liniment that has the blessings of half a continent. It is on sale everywhere and can be found wherever enquir ed for, ALMOST REPAIRED. Customer—"And my watch—when will it be repaired ?" Country Jeweller—"You might have it now, sir, except for one lit- tle wheel. I can't seem -to find where the miserable little thing be- longs!" e-longsl:' It is a fact beyond dispute that one packet of Wilson's Fly Pads has killed a bushel of house flies.. This is more than could possibly be caught on three hundred -sheets of sticky paper. All Druggists, Gro- cers and General Stores sell Wil- son's Fly Pads. Be' sure you get the genuine Wilson's., ",T Barber.(to bald custom r r �}—y. a bottle of this preparation, sir. Splendid stuff for baldness." Cus- tomer—"So it may be, but I've got all the baldness I want, thanks. htinard's Liniment for, sate everywhere And some church members seem tothink it is up to the minister to make good for the entire congre- gation. When you have a pain think of Hamlins 'Wizard Oil., ,Fer head- ache, Toothache, Earache Stomach "ache; • and many other pa; iful ail- ments tnerc is nothing betr:er•. PRANCE ENCOURAGES THRIFT: With -a . view to encouraging thrift,. iri France, M, Chaumet, un- der secretary of state to the post office, has issued a" circular to the directors of ' departments, • from. which it appears -teat various muni- cipalities intend to put a franc in the savings banks in the name of every child as soon as it is born: By way of assisting the communes. in their laudable efforts to encour. age the habit sof saving among child- ren the Post Office Savings Bank will accept the deposits -made in the navies of newly -born :babies.'. here ,,, is a stipulation that the lrenk a, n©; lidraw= the, de-. Ise N -DRu °YSPE Ps1 A relieve and cure indigestion—acidity of the stomach—biliousness--flastnlence .--dyspepsia. They re-inforce the stomach by supplying the active principles needed for the digestion of all idnd?s of food. Try one after each meal. SOc. a, box, if your druggist has not stocked thein yet, send ex SOe. and we will mail you a box,}. National Druce ud'Chamic14 Carpat,y of Canada, Limited, ia?ot itreet DEFINITION OF SLOW GAME. Little Ebner --''Papa, what is chess? Professor Broadhead—Merely a scientific method of fooling away time. Costiveness and its Cure. When the excretory organs refuse to per- form their functions Propex'ly the intestines become clogged. This is known as costiverscss and if neg- lected gives risk to dangerous com- plications. Parnmlee's Vegetable? Pills will effect a: speedy cure, At the first intimation of this ailment the- sufferer should procure a pae- ket of the pills and put himself under a course of treatment, The good effeets of the pills will be al- mest immediately evident, D0TJBTFGUL COMPLIMENT. Ir. Bored --'-I wish I 'bad your voice, Miss Bawler (delighted) --• Why Sea? 14x,. Bored—Well, then I could stop it whenever I pleased, Irks Liniment Co.. ltarrtifed .Peat sira�, b. i11ad ]heg }sumer an my fade for' A ]Baalsi limedine and Tried a cumber nt retmetUea ve*ttacauta shag &pod recruits, 1 naa advtaeti to Ii9 311�T t1lI1" Lr, LUE\1', and stttc r : ttsing sv era] bot - Ilea it utacia a etxuaailete esn'e, atul at, healed x111 sap sail dirapneared a1 aiel Tier, 1uA.><'i.ta 1IE 1.)E.11sQN, 'FQlleialea 5tatipn, Kiur,s Co.. N. 13., neon. i7, I.r04,, FARMS FOR RENT AND ,L E. ASK DAWSON, 1E KNOWS. IF you want to oea a farm, consul* axe. you want to uy a arr*. t,:ale,ul:: I3AVFr some of tinea best 'rtut, coet:, Gra th .er Dairy rarms zea U ,.a rio, and prices right. i.. DAWSO; ,RinetY (alin,roe I . Street. Toronto. AOEHT$ WANTED. SiiTS WONTED. -A. studs of other Agengg i,t'oponntions coxivizices us none cap equal ours, You will tit. regret it it you dont't apply, for uiara to `travellers' Dept, 228,. er4 Si,. Ottawa, MMISCELLANEOUS. -gk and f h t«T?A SCALES. Wxson's Scate \i-orirs, 9 E;aptaneda, Toronto, Xe R-f3IE, C1 ',`PT Q or otoxe taa4llettng t> ,tris v Ikea et t},!lilt chance for vonetry to irnrevs their c,,:p ts. er earl nt carte Gwut-Thy x 0Und „ Ast?Y, On Nest, i, tag ,t"treet, Tor a,tn tilaNTS WAti''i,A, A ' LIN1"1 .P0lf,. every home, by $ e us for our w lie#cit. of ,agents supplies. , We ba tlfo eateyt agencyyarAiaosatiou in Ciivaada ,they, yo outlay ueeessarr. At1ply P. t, Co„na All er't, et, Qttewa Nue r t# .IItGS, faV, 11.*. ere. In, oerns] and external, cured without il our home treatment. Write tae ore too late. lir..peilman Medical Co.. mitred, Collinr,'oed. Qat, L+ TON SCALE GUARANT1 J:lla, til' iaou'tl '.1 Sea;le Worsts. 9 Esplanade. Torouw: 1C1ALI,STS AI#VICD FREE. Consult( o reatard ta, any disease, Lowest in dtirbttga at nal kin dn. g to tt, Send ,measure. Glasses tatted by are, Write to -dal nythizc stud iia ttrst.claae dring es to Dr. ifelxsoau, Caltiuriuood, Ont, DYEING ! CLEANINGI i orat:a'e+r hast. 4'4114 year rime.; to the I"B111T1aB AMERIgAN BYEIYE CV' 1404 fur agent Inyour town, oa'aead45; c. nrilrca10 Torouto, Q,tawa, Quebec. 110DE D. Kate—'"Maude is married and she doesn't know the first thing about housekeeping." Aliee—"Yes, she does; the first''. thing is to get a, husband to keep house for." There are many sticky devices on the market that kill some flies, but housekeepers who have tested then] know that Wilson's Fly Pads kin many times marc, and do not dam- age carpets and furniture like all sticky fly catchers. THAT'S WHY. Benedict—"Do you know, old man, I don't spend so much money now as I did before I was mar- ried ?" Bachelor—"How's that '1" Benedict—"Well, I don't have it to spend." Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc, PIE. Delicious Spice Pie.—The yolks of three eggs, one and one-half cups of sugar, one cup of good Bream, two tablespoons of flour, two thirds of a cup of butter, one teaspoon of spice, cloves, cinnamon, and nut- meg. Mix flour and sugar to- gether, then cream with butter; add yolks of eggs, beating thor- oughly; next add,cream and spices. Use the whites for the frosting on top. Cream Pie.—Crust—Two table- spoons butter, one and one-half tablespoons sugar and the yolk of one egg; . cream butter and sugar; beat the yolk well and add ; then add a small cup of flour. This re- sembles a mass of crumbs. Press into a pie tin with the back of a spoon; bake until ` a light brown. Fill with the following cream: One pint of milk in the double boiler; mix well together three tablespoons of sugar and three tablespoons of flour; add tp' the boiling milk; cook until thick;' then add the yolks of three eggs • cook far a while, then take from' fire and add one table- spoon of vanilla. Cover with : a meringue made of the well beaten whites of four eggs and, a little sugar; cover the pie with this and brown nicely in oven. This is ' a delicious pies, and easily digested. When troubled With fall rashes, eczema, or any skin disease. apply Zam-Buk! Surprising how4 uickly ft eases the smarting and standingI :' ALIO curls cut,, burn,. sores And':piles. Zorn -Buis is modefrom pore her- bal csseaceso No arikrnal fe*a no:'mineral pozc4rsa k roes, healer -10 larup'rti6rxdsar rye, '"ars, n bgyirtg uiarto 1 ist tan h�,yovtt r ears 40 OTTO Pt !GEC Nano Action TWO ANGLERS. 1 barefoot boy, A white birch pole; A can of worms, A swimmin' hole. A baited hook, A tug and swish; A steady haul, A. string of fish. A white duck suit, A canvas boat; A costly rod, Al patent float, A gaudy fly, A cast and swish; A pretty sight, But no fish -11t1 I dyed ALL these DIFFERENT KINDS of Goods with the SAME Dye. a,used tJUNE DYEFORALL ii101896oFGOODS CLEAN :a And SIMPLE to liJse. NO chance of nsang the WRONG Dvc forthc Goods on, has to color. I colors from your Druggist or Deader. FREE:ColonCard and STORY nookler10,' 'rile Johnson -Richardson. Co., ::Limited,; Montreal, Canada Business 'College CHATHAM, ONT. In a class 6i, itself' Among Arsierica'5 Schools of ',Business Training. 414 STUDENTS' PLACED IN 1908 335 STUDENTS PLACEC'.*14 1909 975 STUDENTS' PLACED` 1N 1510 We publish the lists annually. We: pay full fare up to 58.00, and bring long distance studeuts for "half fare. ,Coed board and 'room, 83,00 per week. If ;you cannot core to Chatham, we 'cart train you by Hero ate some studentslaced recentlyi. 20ate Wade, Cameros 3t placed , Regina. B. Burls, Nicholson $ Bahl, -Regina. H." Wood, Trust Co., Cheboygan, Mich. Eight orals just' received for, Stenegraph- tia, reacher,} and Auditors, for openings worth from 1609 to $1500 will give you: samtj, idea of the demands. COLLECE REOPENS FOR.' acnn ;EP'PEriiSEFt.5T14.. , atalogi a 33 tells or work•af. Chatham Cat legue 34 toits , of wOrS by math' -1 ltlher Flee.).: ::MOLACHA,N" do Co C n Cuil&sl,�` ]ham.