HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1911-7-20, Page 3ANIMALS OF TILE NIGHT.
The Badger is -Ungaialy but Very
, Quick.
He came down the hill through
the mists at even, a long, low,
!frey shadow, gliding mysteriuesly
through the deepening gloom. He
eemed altogether out of place in
nglish scenery, nd the mists dis-
oeiat:.d Hhtri waalsnisott,eovetxli,e as, ibzaedogfera
a
At the bottom of the hill be sud-
denly met semething coining up out
eL the woodland ditch, mid for an
ungainly beast his spring was
mighty quick. The big paw — yoe
eouid see the long claws gleam like
sWel knives ie the new moonlight --
scooped out and round—whoosh l
Then he leapt haek a elear yard,
and swore openly, and danced an
Uncanny dance of sheer rage, hold-
ing op the while the paw that had
streek, It was blood-stained. As
for the foe, he was a hedge -hog,
and in his fighting pose—that is to
cay, curled up carefully—was about
as assailable as a porcupine.
The badger removed to discover
root a of a certain lily to his liking,
and on these he fed in the still
dark among the great columned
aisles a tree-bao, where the
heavy sent of welecitend flowers
hung, on the air like inceese, and
nomelees beasts eame and wept,
rustling like ghosts over tno leaves.
Then a rabbit equealed, and the
badger flung up his pig -like snout.
It wOrked, Be picked up the scent
and with head Qut, and everY verY
hiistly bristle ereet, began to fol-
low it tip. it led to an open space
washed with rooenlight, and a very
young rabbit, wine had jest died
suddenly. Something round and
uncouth was beside the rabbit, and
thie time the badger's wing was
not too slow. He scooped that
hedgehog over, and slew iiiro quick..
ly. Thereafter he feel.
PaSsing then from the weocl, he
struck a rustling cornfield, where
the rabbits had their innumerable
innes, anti the cornerakes raspjed
their exasperating note eternally.
Here also he fed, but en eon) this
timet and, met eontent, finest needs
roll Am what he could not eat, to
the horror et the partridges, troub-
led for their nests, and the holviKial
of a hare erith leVerets, who rush-
ed upon him with quite unliare-
like gruntisg. and etruelt him in
the chest, SO that he ran away from
sheer amazement,
So, digging out a bailing wasps'
nest with splendid unconcern, and
feednig
on the grub e therein, home
he went over the downs n full half-
hour before the first star had paled '
in the Caq.
The nightjars were still ehewin
Ukcfishing-reele, and the bale pip'pstrelle bats taltieg their many
(leen-flight, as he stole down to his
den in :the black and serried pine-
wood. The den—called a
'I 'looked like the beginnings of
mine- It was in a sand -pit, a col-
lection, not of holes merely, but of
caverns, in -which others besides
badgers found a home.
Ten..minutes later his wife, fob.'
lowed by her four small young—
string of grey shadows in the
gloom—eame down and went to
ground in another chamber. Came
then a pause, (luring which a lark
euddenly shot up singing, though
it was still dark.
Then a longer, lower, blacker
zhadow slid out of the night, and
vanished in a smaller holt. He was
a polecat, last of his kind in those
parts—a brigand with a character
that would not even stand the faint
light of dawn. Again a pause,
whilst lark after lark took up the
strange, unearthly chorus,
A faint thinning of the gloom be-
came apparent; trees stood out;
shadows receded,a, and stoat,
snaky arid alert, galloped clown to
the earthworks and vanished. Lat-
er, just as the first thrush struck
up his song, the stoat's wife and
her string of young followed.
Swiftly marched the light over
the trees, and bird after bird threw
itself into the now swelling, throb-
bing chorus rising voluminously to
meet the sun. Then—red, lean, and
grinning—there trotted down to the
great holes the latest of the rob-
bers the old dog -fox. He paused
at the mouth of the dirtiest hole of
all—as the badger's were the clean-
est—gave an insolent, swaggering
whisk to his tail, and dived below.
It was day.
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
ORE SUMMER 001PLAINT
Baby's Own Tablets should be
kept in every home where there are
babies or young children. At no
time of the year ' is baby in such
danger as in -summer. At the first
sign of illness the Tablets should
be given to the little one, for sem-
i -leer complaints come ion so quickly
thee unless prompt aid is at hand
baby may be beyond help in a few
hours. The Tablets never fail to
relieve the sick child and if occa-
sionally given to the well child will
keep him well. Mrs. Desire ,Mar-
tin, St. Denis, Que., writes: "I
have a laahy three months old who
;guttered from colic and cconst.ipa,-
tien. Caator Oil was of no help at
bet Baby's Own Tablets speed -
eared him, and now I, t,s1.'sv3yH ea
eep theme, it tb:e heiiee.", The tliy
ihiets are ttold by , a I -
es' 135-'1min etnts abox.
011 ,The netlitibe
Ont.
AD HABITS IN THE OFFICE
Perferin Toilet in Pablie is
Evidence of Ignorance.,
Miss O'Malley took out her piece
of chamois skin and gave her face
a thoreogh going over with it. Then
she extracted from her handbag an
eyebrow pencil and, smoothed out
her eyebrows', When she had satis'
fled herself by a minute inspection
in a small hand glass as to the I p-
pearance of her face, she opened
the drawer of her desk, took from
the hack compartment a full set of
manicure utensils, and proceeded
to maniettre he e nails with the ut-
most insouciance, All this she did
before she even began to "go
through the motions" of working.
The coming in unexpeet
ns -
edly early, noted her toilet opera-
tioand frowee,d a little, He ob-
viously didn't like it, but felt help-
less about coping, with the situa-
tion.
Miss O'Malley blushed just a tri-
fle when she saw that he was look -
'ng at ber, but shrugged her shoui-
ders and remarked to herself that
it he didn't like it he knew what
he eould do,
It is quite surprising, all things
considered, the number a girls
who need to he told that they
ionsid avoid giving the offices in
-which they work the appearenee of
beauty parlere.
Even if a. girl is unfortunate
enongh not to have been taeght
at home, the newspapers and .p
the
are full of advice to the
heel:less woman, allO it Fr,aern
strange that any girl should fail to
know that it is neither good bus
or i
ness ngood mannierS to mani
• cure her nails or anoint her •face
with eold erearn the office.
It seems impossible in these days
that any one should not kpow how
• exce,edpigly ill-bred it f do these
things in but it is a fact
that many gide perform these mai '
peratiens in full view of every one
eh° may chance to Come in.
VleCCAUDIltly iS the girl who
try to combine too '1ACUSDIT
blISilleSS Who are the offend-
ers. They are more often. the OROS
Wil0 rush in considerably after the
last moment with hair half combed
and shielavaiet more than half un-
buttoned,
An OCCASi011tii dab with a chamois
skin is unavoidable, as we all know,
but it does seem as if the conven-
tionalities were deserving of the
tribute of having this done in the
most retired place in the ofbee, if
it is impossible to take the One to
go to the lavatory and do it.
It is uequestionably a laudable
'ng to polish one's hoots, but one
scarcely blame the boss for he -
annoyed when he comes in and
his stenographic force with its
feet propped up on the rounds of
the vhairs and its hands busy with
the dauber and polisher.
The office boy will probably flunk
it is amusing when be sees you rub-
bing your nose with a powder rag,
but, to the nem higher up it will be
merely an evidence of ignorance or
ill breeding.
HINTS FOR THE HOME.
A kitchen goldee rule is to clean
as you go, and so save unnecessary
labor arid fatigue.
Paste for paperhanging should
have a teaspoonful of powdered
alum added to every pound ef
Roar,
Before using a new saucepan boil
it well out with sudawater to which
a few Potato parings have been
added.
When roasting potatoes ueder the
meat, they should firet be parboil-
ed, and then lighVysprinkled with
eparse salt before serving.
Never leave a metal spoon ill a
saucepan if you wish the contents
o boil quickly, for the spoon is
the means ef carrying off a great
deal of heat,
Keep old kid gloves and use the
fir4.,,,er tips to cover the corks of
bottles when travelling. It tied
on tightly you need have no fear
of leakage,
To remove ink stains annlY a
paste of salt and lemon juice t
the stained part ef the cloth. Leave
it toren hour or two, and if neces-
sary repeat the application.
When boiling greee vegetables,
dd as much borax as will lie on
a ten emit, piece to the water ill
which they are hailed, This will
Improve both eeler and flavor.
A ripen steak should be cut ahem.
one and a quarter to one and
half ineliee thiek, and then,
"I, sav, Jack," said Mrs. Smith
to her husband across the` break-.
fast -table one morning, "how ex-
trava,gant you are—actually eating
jam on buttered bread!" "What
nonsense you talk; dear e said
Mr. Smith. "Nothing could be
more economical. The sam,e piece
ef bread does for both!"
.An Always Ready Pill.—Te these
a regular 110;4 medicine is of lit-
tle coecero, but the great maior-
ity of men are not of regular ha-
bit, The worry and cares of busi-
ness prevent it, and out of the
ir-
regularity of life, comes dyspeneia,
indigestion, liver and kidney
troubles as a protest, The. run-
down system demands a corrective
and there is none better than Par -
melee's Vegetable Pills, They are
simple ie their composition and can
be taken by the most delicately
,oresti
VERY PREVALENT,
Griggs ---"A doctor claims that
seine ailments can be commie a
ed by a handshake."
Briggs—''Probably he means the
grip."
,leTRY MURBIE EVE REMEDY
or Re, Weak, Weary, Watery Rees
and granulated Eyelids, murine Doesn't
Smart--soothee Rye Pain. Druggists
a Sell lqurine Eye Remedry, Llquid, 2e,
je flee, ettltf, murfne F.Ye Salve
t Amide Tubes, Vie, $1.00. Eye Boo
and Rye Advice Free by Man.
broiled over a vicar fire for eigh
to ten minutes it (.••Q oke
to perfection,
Housewives complain that nail k
pliddings and custards eurdle
cooking, If the milk is eealded
d allowed to become cool befor
ding the eggs, it will not curdle
While stoning l'AISMS have read
a basin of hot water to keep dip
ping the fingera io, ft, keeps them
eleao and the stones sink to the
bottom of the basin, saving time
and trouble.
To Pelieh en Iren,---On to a
ooth piece of board, sueli as
bo (*ever, nail half a sheet ef
ry eloth. This kept et hand
when irenieg, atul fused to rub the
irons on, will keep them in per-
fect ardee.
When repairing wall paper do
not put on a square pateh, but eut
tips as ;midi as possible after the
plaintern. On plain paper it is
good plan to tear the paper, as
tbis makes a thipner edge, which
heres
megzir is net Used as it should
ik in the preparation Of tough
meal. Put one tnblespeoeful into
the water in which meat is to be
boiled, and you will have a ten-
der joint. Meat whieh is to be
stewed should first be dipped in
v r.
For gilt frnmes on no account
use or:Beery dusters, for they wear
off the gilt and deaden the bright.
ness. Instead use a feather or
light dasting,brush.
To Make Buttered Toast.—Toast
the bread before a brisk fire, slight-
ly meisten with hot milk or water,
the butter. Toast made in this
way is very tasty, and requires a
less quaet:ty of butter than in the
ordinary way.
Browning for Soup and Gravy—
Put a very small lump of dripping
in the frying pan, add to it half a
pound of coarse brown sugar, and
a tablespoonful of salt, and stir
over a clear fire till a dark brown,
then add half a pint of boiling
water; boil up, and when cold bot-
tle for use.
"GOOD -NIGHT!".
Be said "Good -night," and be held
ber hand
In a hesitating way, e
And he hoped that her eyes would
understand
W -
hat his lips refused to say.
He held, her band, and he mur-
mured low:
"I'm sorry to go like this,
It seems so frigidly cold,. yon know,
This 'Mister of ours, and 'Miss.'
"1 thought—perhaps----" And
he paused to note
If she seemed inclined to frown;
But the light in her eyes his heart-
strings smote,
As she blushingly looked down.
She said no word, but she picked a
speck
Of dust from his coat lapel.
Such a small—such a wee little,
tiny fleck,
?Twas a wonder she saw so well.
And it brought her face so very
near,
In that dim, uncertain light,
That the thought, unspoken, *as
made quite clear,
And I know„twae a sweet "good-
night."
NOTES OF THE SHEEPFOLD. t
*Marine 3r0 Remedy Doe Cleteego.
,
Magistrate—"How did you mane.
age to eXtract the man'
rs wateh
from pocket, when it was pre
-
e vided with a, safety eateh 1" Pri-
me,U*
Excuse S, that is a
Y professional secret. I an willing
to teaeh ,you however, for two dol-
BREAD WITHOUT FLOUR.
Freneh Machine Transforms the
Wheat Directly Into Dough.
In France bread has been made
without flour in a machine that
transforms the wheat directly into
dough. This machine shows a large
screw turning loosely in a case on
the inner surface of which is a
screw thread running in an oppos-
ite direaion.
Between the main threads on the
cylinder are smaller threads and
the depth of the groove becomes
progressively srpaller from one end
to the other„so that it will hold the
entire wheat grain as it enters the
machine at the same time aceom-
naodating • only the pulverized
vheat at the exit. i
The wheat s prepared by a thor-
ough. washing, after which opera -
ion, says Harper's Weekly, about
a pint of tepidwater to a pound of
grain is added, the whok mixture.
being allowed to stand some six
hours. l'hen the grains of wheat
have swollen to twice their ordin- '
ary size. •
The mixture is then treated with
yeast and salt and is poured into
the machine. -It falls between the
threads of the moving screw and
of the fixed contrary screw, which
simultaneously crush the envelope
and body of the grain, making of
them ahornogeneous mixtere that
forms a smooth Paste.
Bread made by this process con
ains a succession of holes whose
ize increases as they approach the
rust, which is thin. The odor giv-
e off is said te be especially agree-
ble.
No use to buy pure bred sheep if
hey ,are to be allowed to starve
rid rustle around for themselves.
A scrub will do better under such
()editions.
Never buy a ram whose wool is
eanty on the belly and legs. He
hould be well covered and the
eece should be uniform.
In selecting 'ram always pick
ut one that stands square on his
g -s, shows courage and •masculin-
y. A slow, poky animal will prove
disappointment.
If a ewe keeps her lamb in fine
t condition lip to the time of
eaning, be sure she is a good mo -
ler and keep her.
The real va,lue of a sheep cannot
• determined, particularly as a
ceder, until itis one year of age.
a
fl
le
it
a
fa
ti
be
br
A dairy farm • of -a dozen cow
n maintain a flock of fifteen o
eetv Sheen almost -Without ex -
rise. 4.
Silen e is,' often the etroii
otest that elt1I offerett;;'
17t
14;e"very usekee e
Wileon's Fly Pads
the Summer Jacinths
peril would son be a
The man who burps his bridges
behind him when he starts t o
505-
look for trouble- is foolish.
end theitght, a man whe lo
'trouble is foolish aoyway.
senarcrs Liniment cures cows, Etc.
—
'When a man attempts to get
teething, for eothing about the
only thing he suceeeds in aequir-
ing is a job lot of experience.
1
'
No surgical operation is neces-
sary in removing corns if Hello
way's Corn Cure be used.
„
Man wants but little here below,
,but he usually gets more than be
. wants of the things he doesu't
want.
rOilnard's Liniment Cures Caret in Cows.
"Whn,CS this your mother tells
me, Tommy? Been telling 'false-
hoode'? Come here, sir, end r11
teach you--" (Bell rings.) "Go
and see who that is at the door,
and if it's the tax collector tell him
I'm not at home."
Cholera morbus, cramps and
kindred complaints a,rinually make
their appearance at the same time
as the hot weather, green fruit
encumbers, melons, etc., and many
persons are debarred from eating
these tempting things, but they
need not abstain if they have Dr,
J. D. ICellog's Dysentery Cordial
and take a, few drops in water. It,
cures the cramps and cholera in a,
remarkable manner and is sure to
check every disturbance of the
bowels.
REVENGE AT LAST.
To punish her little girl a lady
put her in a closet. Fr fifteen
long minutes the door was locked
without a sound coming from be-
hind. Not a Whimper nor a sniffle.
At last the .stern but anxious par-
ent unlocked the closet door and
peered into the darkness_ She
could see nothing.
"What are you doing in there?"
she died.
Slowly and with emphasis a
small voice made reply:
"I'm thpittie' un your new hat,
and thpittin' on your new
dreth, and I'm thpittin' on your
new thatin thlipperth, and—and—"
There was a breathless pause.
"And what are you doing now?"
anxiously cried the mother who had
been N'ainly •trying to locate the
hidden baby.
"Waitin' for thuin rnore thpit 1"
said the voice of vengeance.
a
Tell a girl }the is beautiful,' and
i
will be no news te her f she
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FAME IA[DFFD
The doctors crowded round ti
bedside of the man who was ill.
"Wo congratulate yell leo
heartily," said the spokeema
"After examining your ease car
fully we have eome to the co
elusion that you are suffering fro
an entirely new disease, Again w
congratulate y011,"
"But what for ?" inquired th
patient. "Am T. likely to recover?'
-That we cannot say," replie
the doctor. "It is very doubtfu
as yet."
"Then why congratulate me?"
"We are going to name the neii
liseaee after you!"
A Boon for the Bilious.—Th
liver is a very sensative organ an
easiiy deranged. When this ee
curs there is undue secretion e
bile and the aerid liquid. flows int
the etenuteh and sours it. It is z
uost. distressing ailment, an(
uiauy are prone to it, In this con
ition a man finds the best remedy
is Parmelee's Vegetable Pills
which are -warranted to speedily
eore the disorder. There is 11
better medicine in the entire list o
pill preparations.
ABSOLUTI?. PROOF.
A mart who had received a jory
notice pleaded cleainese as hie ex
use for not attending.
really am deaf,' be said t
the clerk, whe Was earolling, the
"Prove it," said the clerk.
The Time beeitated, then his Diee
brightened as an organ eommeneed
to Ale.- irs the, street .miteide,
"Can you hear that orgeni" he
"Yes," repliedthe elerk,
Well, 1 can't," replied the ;pan
triumphantly.
Wire Wounds,
Iry mare, a very 'valuable one, was
badly bruifie,t. and ent by being eanghtlit
a wire fence. Some of tho wounds would
not heal, although I tried .many different
medicines. Dr. advised me to try
MINAED'H LINIMENT, diluted at :first,
thon stronger us the sores began to look
better. until after three weeks, the sores
have:healed. and best, of all. the hair is
growing well, and is NOT WRITE 14i 15
MOM, alw5y8 tho vase in horse wounds,
M„ DOECET.
Veymoutli,
NOT THE SAME.
Miss Woodby—"So Mr. Smart
aid he considered me very witty,
eh 7"
Miss KTIOW—"Not exactly. He
said be had to laugh every time he
saw yott,"
REST AND HEALTH TO _MOTHER AND CHILD.
hiesewlastowe; EtooTuasc. Svitri. has 'been
used for'over SIXTY 12,14ARS MILZIONS of
MOT1313RS for their
TEISTIII.NG, with Itli',ItniCT SUCCUSS. 11
S00THI4S the CIIILD, $01,TElsIS the Gintti,
ALLAVS all PAIN; CD WIN WIND COLIC, and
5$ the best remedy for ImARRE.ai.A.. At is ab-
solutely harmlesslie sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Synw," and take no other
kind. tTwenty-five cents a bottle.
But if a man has the right kind
of, a wife be seldom has occasion
to find fault with his mother-in-
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
People who are always talking
about their achievements would be
more interesting if they would
only talk about ours.
It is an undisputed fact that
one packet of Wilson's Fly Pads
has actually killed a bushel of
house flies. Fortunately no such
quantity can ever be found in a
well kept honse, but whether they
be few or many Wilson's Fly Pads
will kill thein all.
• Before marriage a woman thinks
she ought to have a protector, but
after marriage she discovers that
she has a husband to protect.
It Eases Pain. Ask any druggist
or dealer in medicines what is the
most popular of the medicinal oils
for pains in the joints, in the
museles or nerves, or for neural-
gia and rheumatism, and, be will
tell you that Dr. Thomas' Eclectric
Oil is in greater demand than any
other. The reason for this is that
it possesses greater healing qualie
ties than any other oil.
NOT WHAT HE EXPECTED.
"You say you would die for Me,
GeorgeTh9 ere 'N'vas a tender ring in t‘he
maiden's voice as she put this ques-
tion to the man who adored her.
"Of course I would, darling!"
"That is noble of you, George."
"Noble ! Oh, Maud, if you only
knew nae. It is nothing to what I
would do. I do not fear death,
disgrane, poverty—anything. For
your cake I would brave all. What
do you ask of me?"
e‘,I don't wantyou to die, Ge
?il'OhlY--e---" -
'Name, it, my darling.
"All 1 ask is this, then, Geoge:
etten't.- call,- he e again!'
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Toronto.
• F going West to purchase Land lu Mani-
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, -itty qttantity front quarter sections to
'tty itaesana acres,
_
I RAVE some of the best Stock, Di ,
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N- FRUIT FARMS. 1 'have some ideal
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..
IT address, Nights. and Holidays, is
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DAWSON.
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•GENTti WANTED. ---A studY of other
Agency propositions convinces ue
t Pone can equal ours. You will al.
.4Xs regret, it. if YOq deurt apply for
particulars to Travellers' Dept., 2.20
Albert St., Ottawa..
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Brown—"Why on earth do You
offer such a large reward for the
return of that horrid, yapping,
snapping dog of yours?" Jones—
"To please my wife." Brown —
"But such a large reward will be
sure to bring him back." Jones—
"No, it wen't. He's dead. I
drowned him myself."
'Worms cause fretfulness and rob
the infant of sleep, the great nour-
isher. Mother Geaves' Worm Ex -
'terminator will clear the stomach
and intestines and restore health-
fulness.
Beware, of the noisy man who
shouts his patriotism from the
housetops. It's a safe bet that
he's a tax -dodger.
Practically all Canadian drug-
gists, grocers and general dealers
sell Wilson's Fly Pads, If your
storekeeper does not, ask him why.
NOT SO BLOW.
Kate: "Maud is married, and she
doesn't, know the first thing about
housekeeping."
• Alice: 'Yes, she does; the first
thing is t� get a husband to keep
house for rd
"I'm surprised, jimniy, to learn
that you play with bad little boys !"
"Yes, sir." "Why do you do it?
Why don't you play with,good litMLe
boys?" -Their mothers won't let
rne, sir."
You win find relief is Zsmenk
It eases the burning, srtinging '
pain, stops bleeding and brings
ease. Perseverance with Zari.
• flak, means cure: Why not prove
this? 4111 •Thrinigiata and" ...;\