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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1911-3-30, Page 7THE EXETER ADVOCATE, TIIUIWDAY, MAKGR 80, 191f, 11S1 G PURGATIVES INJURES IIEALTII ¶hat You }Teed in Spring is a Blood Building Tonic A spring medicine is ap aeteal "13cesSity to most people. Nature lemawis it as an aid in carrying ,ff the impurities that have aeeu- aulated in the blood during the long vinter inoeths of iadoor life. 1.1a- netueately thousands of people vho recognize the necessity for a • ring medicine do not know what s,hest to take and dose themselves „eith harsh, griping purgativea. This is a serious mistake. Ask kny doctor and he will tell you that the use of purgatiire medicine weakens the system, but does not cure disease. In the apring the Aysteln needs building up—purga- tives eannot do this—they weaken you still more. The bleod should be made rich, red, pure and only a tonie medicine can do this. Th best blood building, nerve reetor- ing tonic medical science has yet diseovered is Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, Every dose of this medicine Actually makes Pew, rich bleed. This neve blood streagthens every gen, every nerve aud every part of the body. This is why Dr. Wil - Rams' Pink Pills euro headaeltes and backaches, rheumatism and neuralgia, Imaith pininle$ and erliP- Lions, and give a glow of health to pale .eutl sallow elteeks. Men, wo- men and growing boys and girls who take Dr. WamsPink Pilla at well, eleep well, and feel bright, Aetive and strong. If you need a medicine this spring—and most likely you de—try this great reviv- ing tonic and feel the new life, new health, and new strength it will put Into you. Sold by all medieine dealer e or by mail at 50 eente 4 box or Aix, boxes for $2,50 from The Dr, 'Williams' Medic' e Co., Brockville, Oat, et, THE MAOR Or OLDHAM, Third Engliehweautin to be Given This Office. Mrs. Lees, lately appointed Mayor of Oldham, Eng., is the third Eng- lishwoman to be giver) this office. The reason why in her ease is not far to seek, for all accounts of Mrs. Lees malt° in untainted praise of her, The newspaper accounts said of her installation: "The eerereony of her installation is a scene that will never be forgotten by those who witnessed it. A. small room i usually all that is required on these occasions, but this time it was the big Town Hall, and it was crowded long before the hour. Behind the seats people stood, peeked like sar- dines, and the seemed to be cling- ing like flies around the walls. The nomination and election take place before the future Mayor enters, and a rather regrettable scene of party bickering and recrimination -was witnessed. But it was almost worth it for the -contrast, when, with the woman Mayor, harmony seemed to enter—and abide. The tall, digni- fied figure entered, with the calm, beautiful humorous face, crowned with hair, upon which the black velvet bonnet was a. graceful sub- stitute for the ugly, three -cornered bat which the Mayor usually wears. Her entrance was the signal for e an outburst of enthusiasm. The rebe and chains were donned, and Mrs. Lees rose to speak. Then she thanked her colleagues for the hon- or they had done her, with a little allusion to -those who disapproved of the election of a woman. "They have a perfect right to their opin- ion, and they also have a perfect right to change that opinion.'' When her speech was ended the whole audience rose to their feet to cheer and applaud. There was a beauty in the spirit of the whole thing which must be felt to be un- derstood. One can only say that she seemed like the mother of a great family, before whom her chil- dren rise up and call her blessed. AS TRE liiNG DECIDES' 1 FROM EVERY COINER J., spa,. one za,,,st As the King Does. When the Spanish provinces en- tertain. guests from the court, pro- vincial society is at its best, Secure CO:41,E REPORTS OF CURES in their traditions, the provinciale make even royalty welcome with a DE BY DODD'S KIDNEY beatitiftil eymplieity which no doubt PILLS, royalty enjoys very much. 'Mary F. Nixon -Roulet gives the , old adage, "The King is my O011s111, "The Spaniard at Home," as ex- plaining the very simple Spanish way of looking at the situation. Oe thing only must be strictly ob- served according to Spanish eti- quette, and that is, that every one is eempelled to do exaetly as the king does. Amusing eituatsons sometimes 'appear tte a result of this, as in the ease of a banquet given in an Andalusian town. 0 The late Kinn- ‘lphonso XII 4 4 ' note a great jester. But his jests were eueli merry ones that even those who felt the point forgave and laughed. A banquet was given " honor of the king, and to it were invited the mayors of all the neigh- boring villages_ There were on the tables olives stoned, and stuffed with pimentoes, the first ever seen by one of the lo- cal of4cers, The king lasted them, OF THE DOMINION A BOOK FOR ItIOTIIERS. Every mother is iiatnrally anxious for information that will enable her to keep the lit- tle °lies in good health. The Dr. Medicine Co., have issued. a little book which colitairis a great deal of in- formation oil the care of ba- bies, an,d young Children that every mother ought to know. riItn book swill be sent rice to uy iiiother who will send her Millie and address, witli the nne of this• liewspap(sr. to 'Fite Dr. )1edieille Co., Brockville, Ont. itting one lute hie month and allowing it with evident enjoy- nt. The mayor's eyes opened wide with horror, Etiquette de, mantled that he do the same„ but he hesitated. His majesty had wallowed a, - stone. He himself would die were he to do such a thing, His majesty saw the man's hesitation, and in an instant had grasped the situation, "These olives, they are most de- licious," be eaid, "From your pro- vince, I believe, senor/' and he popped another into his mouth, The mayor was forced to follow suit. Horrible! Be felt the storie going down his throat, "Another of e exeellen olives!" How la $ a ey winkled as he p d rregidor saw himself earl men! "I have four olive stones in m mach, and I am a dead meu! be moaned to himself. "Well,. y, then, as well eujoy my las esti an earth," and he fell to with will to eat and drink, The wines ef the province were excellent. Of thern he drank more freely than usual, hoping to drown the terrify- ing thought which assailed him. Then he went home to be received bothlskeptically and unsympatheti- cally by his wife. But thereafter he would never taste an olive, and to this day he wonders at his majesty's digestion. Ile is wont to relate the tale of the dinner in the evenings when hie cronies gather round his fireside. "His Majesty Alphonse XIII. s fine Ring, yes, but his father! There- was a man! I assure you I have never seen his like, A man with a smile in his eye and a jest on his lips, even with death in his heart, " and always ho concluded, "and the stomach of an ostrich." Magdalen Islands, Quebec, tell of Mrs. Cormier, a sufferer for a yearto who was made a new wo- man by Dodd's Kidney Pills. Amherst Island, Havre Aubert, Magdalen Islands, Que., Mareh 27 (Special).—That suffering women in all earners of Canada are being restored to health by Dodd's Kid- ney Pills is shown in the press every day, and this island is not without its striking examplee. Mr. Peter 0, Cornaier, a well known and es- timable resident,tells the follow- ing story of her enrol' "For six years 1 suffered wtb nem:eat/eel, Beekeelie and Nerve ougmes, 1 coil/A not sleep no eat, and I was always tiret4a,,,,, d, M,;e11ininbo.s rj s and women as an equivalentwere heavy and had eensetion aeeeee the loam to the universal military service in- , Hearing of cures lay Derld Ki , usejvcollitiLeis ndlenti:ad net, t;,.0Yriatallitemoi PaQisialieePtIANtlorIc'te7a/leadbivngVCIr:runtil%i: feminist, in the earreet nuraber el P10-" For a score years 1)°"'s Kid- ° Deutsche 1rau peoliriBteerloi:i that mne3;.PiTiliseyhallvaevebei}eenenil'truiexise jinn tChru: compulsory military trbtehint% hota,,,38 mieds of eases and there is not on e'utribilted enornielislY AK E A S QF THE 5ST MEPCfl4C COV*MS LOW OLONIST RA,TES '1'0 THE PACIFIC COAST, Via the 'Chicago Union Paelfie and North Western Lite, deity from March leth to April 10th from all points in Canada, Personally conducted California tours in Pullman tourist eleeping cars on through trains leave Chis eago Tnesdays and Thursday s of eaeli week. Pullmari tourist sleeping cars daily. For full particulars apply to B. H. Bennett, General „agent, 46 Yonge Street, Toronto, Ont.; F., R. Terry, Travelling Agent, Toronto, or 5, A, Hutebiesori, Manager To Dept,, 212 Clark St., Chicago, Ill. FORCE WOMEN TO YORK- omPldSerY Deni ie Serviee Pr posed in Gernmey, Compulsory domestie service for eunibetit it on iaaent is a novel Kid- p recrd a single case where they have mental and phyeieal develepment Thomands of camadian men aaa that similar beeefital would be in - failed to cure diseesed Kidneys. l4 German manhood, and deelares women will tell you they owe their "itable i the women subieots of the Raiser were compelled to un - good health to Dorld'e KidneY Pills. €1. dergo the training for whiela nature beet fite them. Judge—"Why did you strike t She explains that it e ld be ert- en V Prisoner—"What wouid forced without bra.4ening, the n ei do, Your hewn', if yen kePt Z tional Budget, •and thateit is roan VCery tere, and a man eame d asked if be could take a raov Piettire Pf Your elmese An Oil That is Farnouse—Thou nada was not the birthplace Thomas' Felectrie Oil, it is th e et that famous corapount here its good mime was rend to Central arid South Am- iea, the West Indies, Australia New Zealand. That is far afield enough to attest its ex.eellence, for in all these eountries it is en sale and in deinand, ho weuld benefit most from the system, ILICCAUSP the etete would nasuro them eouipeteat and need Nausea -Ives, Fraidein 'nar thinks the marriage 'testi- vould also become more p0 - if men knew they eould se - et wives who had done eervice with the "colors" in kitehen, laun- dry, nursery and eewing-roorn," "Wheu it bevame necessary through the stress el war," con- cluded Fraulein Warner, "to intro- duce compulsory military eervice there were many protests against aneh a 'limitation of personal Ub- e.," but Germans bave lived to appreciate the incomparable bless- ings of male conscription. Would it be otherwise in the case ef girls nd women 7 "There might be less of the craze or higher education for women, but ewer girls of our lower chews would be compelled to enter indus- trial occupations." - .14 .larelhaCurt V quickly *tope coughs. cure colds). Seals U. throat and lunga • • • 23 cents. "The edge on a razor," said the garrulous barber, "improves by ly- ing it aside ler a time.' "That be- ing the case," rejoined the victim in the chair, "I'd advise you to lay aside that one you are using for about 2,000 years." ,.• Corns cannot exist when Rolla - way's Corn Cure is applied to them, because it goes to the root and kills the growth. She—"Yes, I rather like Harry Fairfax. I think he's got a soft spot in his heart somewhere." He —"Don't know about his heart I always thought it was in his bead." mineral's Liniment for sale everywnere. Airs." A.1,istocrat—r`Did you heir 'what Mrs. 'Nouveau Riche said to me.' at -the -'concert-thiS ,evening?' Mrs. AVellhor21-:--' (No, my dear ; do,1 'tell me' all aiou . -o- stleo"ilrlfolued me that il 0udedeiO 1iie a non de i hune in het lit HIS CRIMES. An old plasterer was called upon to give evidence in a law ease. The opposing counsel tried to bully him. "Your naine is John Dobbs?" "Are you the- smile' John Dobbs who was sentenced .to eight days' imprisonment for using bad langb- age ?" "Are you the same John. Dobbs who was ,sentenced to a couple of years' hard labor for theft?" "No,- that wasn't me, either." "Then you have never been in prison?" "Yes, twice." 'Ahand how long the time 'V' • "One whole aftiornoon." "What 1.—and the second time?" 'Only one' hour.'" ''And pray, what offence had you committed to deserve so small a punishment ?'' 'I'ni a house decorator, and \'115 sent to prison to whitewash a cell to accommodate a lawyer who had cheated one of his clients.' Father (after a long search for a book) ----"Well, hero it is. I \yodel why one alwayS finds a thing in • • the last -olace which ono hunts?' first . . , el" 'expect it's ,.bccaus e et 'amthang I we find What ..e.bliong .1,1r euntirig. - Mrs, J.—"John, there raust he lot of iron in your system:." Mr. 'Why do you think so?" Mr "Because you invariably lo$ your temper when you get hot," Household troubles: Headaehe, Toothache Earache Stomach ache. Rawlins Wizard Oil cures those mhos and pains, so why don't ,you keep a bottle in the house, Anxious l'slother--"Oh, profes- sor, don't you think my dear little Reginald will ever learn to draw 7" Professor Crayon—"No, madam; not nnless, you harness him to a ruck.'' 4,5:MY MURINE EYE REMEDY. for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery lilies and Granulated Eyelids. Marine Doesn't Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Marine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25e, 60e, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25e, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Milqurine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. "Did you ever have appendici- tis?" asked the insurance man. "Well," answered the sceptic, "I was operated en, but I never felt sure whether it was a ease of ap- pendicitis or a ease of professional curiosity." No child should be allowed to suf- fer an hour from worms when prompt relief can be got in a sim- ple but strong remedy—Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator. Beware of the who is Asham- ed to admit that he earns his bread .by the sweat of his brow. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS Tour druggist will refund money if PAZO OINT- MENT fads to cure any case of Itching, Mind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 50c. A student of human nature de- clares that most men like to be jol- lied and are willing to pay for it. Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. PROOF. The visitor was touring round Dublin. "Oh, Pat," he said to his driver, "I've often heard of your poteen, d'ye know, but I've never seen any of it. On the Q.T., now—I'm safe, of course—could you take me to a private stili'7'1, Pat's face darkened. "No wan bitter, sor," he said. They drew up opposite the near- est military barracks. "We're in luck, sor," Pat said. "D'ye see that big spalpeen at drill -there--the wan on the roight iv the front rank, Oi mane 2" The visitor nodded in th mative. "That's nie bh-, brother sor," affir- ; Pat expiainecl. 'Tin, years he's Jin in tile arrri.uly. and, bedad, sor, he's' a private still 1." GIBRALT.A Ri S CAVERN Woriderral Stalactite Cave Over 200 Feet Long. Gibraltar is the only place in Europe where rrionkeys live wild. But apart from the monkeys, Gib- raltar has wonderful attractions, as in her fossils and her great stal- actite caverns, opeuiner into reces- ses of the reeks a thousand feet ab- ove the sea. One of these caverns is over 200 feet long and '70 feet high, and, as the stalactite pillars extend from floor to ceiling/ the ef- fect resembles the interior of a eathedral. The name of the rock has undergone a change since that distant day in 711 when Tarik the Moor ifiret built hie castle on it in order to begin the conquest of Spain. It was then Gebel el Then,: (the rock of Tarika). But the ehange to "Gibraltar" is net serous if one pronounces the Moorish name ' CANADA'S CL1A3IPION DANCE Cured of Piles by Zaualluk. Thomas Jr, Hogan, Cham- pion Clog and Pedeetal Dancer r.tf Canada, who resides at 59 Cham- bord St., Mentrcal, writes; "It gives Inie maeh pleasure to let you know ray opinion of your wonderful •Zam-Buk, For seine time past I have ben troubled with piles, but thie year I suffered so much that I was obliged to eeneel number oL engagements- I tried all the pe- ened remedies that were recom- dad, but they seemed •to do me no good. Having been advised to try Zam-liuk I purchased a 1)041 PA1 A.ftor applying it a few times ebit marked relief, I continued with the ZasasBule treatment, and the relief was extended into a perman- ent cure, 1 gWly permit you to use ray experience as an illustration of the great value of Zem-Iluk." Xr. Wiliian Kenty, of Upper Nine Mile River, Hants Co., N Se says: "I suffered terribly from piles, the pain at times being al - Katt anhcarable. Zam-Bult as commended to me, So I procured supply, and after a, very short time Zarral3uk effected a ecnriplete euro." Zam-Buk is also A OUZO for eora, abscesses, eezerila, cold sores, apped hands, varicose uleers, rashes, bloed-poison," ringworm, cuts, burns, bruises, children's abrasions, totter, salt rheum, etc, All druggists and etores sell at 50e. box, or post free from Zan-Bisk Co., Toronto, for price. Zans-Buk Soap, which may be had from any druggist at 25e. per tablet, should be used instead of ordinary soap in all eases of eruptions and skin dis- eases and for baby's bath. MUST MOVE. "Going to move this spring?" "I guess so, I heard ruy wife telling one of the neighbors that she doesn't like the wall paper in the back bedroom." 1117 quickly stops coodba, corns olds, c Ilae throat and lend', • • RA Gen To mend an umbrella take a mall piece of black stieking-plas- tor and soak it in ,yater until quite soft. Place this carefully under the hole inside and let dry. This will be found to be better than darn- ing, as it closes the hole neatly without stitches. Faultless in Preparation.—Unlike any other stomach regulator, Par - melee's Vegetable are the re- sult saf long study of vegetable com- pounds calculated to stimulate the stomachic functions and maintain them at the normal condition. Years of use have proved their faultless character and established their excellent reputation. And this reputation they have main- tained for years and will continue to maintain, for these pills must al - Ways stand at the head of the list of Standa,rd preparations. Father (meditating on Time's changes) --"Ah, yes, the fashion of this world passeth away." Daugh- ter—"Indeed it does, papa! I shall want a new hat next week!" tlinard's Liniment cures Berns, Eto. Visitor—"Well, son, what will you be when you grow up Toni - my (aged nine) --"A soldier." Vis- itor—"But you will be in danger of getting killed." Tommy:— "Who'll kill mcI'' Visitor—"Why, the enemy." Tommy ---"Then I'll be the enemy.' Probably there is nothing more inelustxioits than an idle rumor. reaches you jus fifteen weeks aftet beingpickedinfar-off Ceylon—the workro chief tea-gordeu over 10,000 miles away, FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE, 11, W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne $t.. Toronto. TT UNDRED ACRES, County Peel, goo J, buildings. Seven thousand. 4.414.0 4.4 fficjitREE HUNDitilD ACRES, Contaty 1 Yeel, fine situation, Bend nnilnings• Thirty-one thousand. TIIIRTESN ACRES, fruit, good bmid• ings. Eight thousand, )STY ACRE FRUIT District. Ten thousand. agara vAalisSTOCK. oiteine A It gae. befol.e41;.its 23 'd all LBERTA. SVREW 31A.NIT0DA LA.NDS. DAWSON, Inets Colborne Siss rato, FrAit farms V. n. Caidsr, Gri 4 1-2 mf1e te Loudop as ofl dark VlaY iou, 1 1-4 tic ink bowie. good eut-buiidin, OU5 to sell, T.he Western tiste uzeange, 14d,,London. Out, Aeg.gt. Peaelies LL eve; oeapes teur; Gravel l ace cOuvenicaces; CitY close; S nil. siesta shientoe. W. P, Gander, li Cernhtis.: tBD MItES, SPiendid clay an4sand ,,res ood timber. Good brjo fie, batik barn, other out-bnildiu Splendid gas well on farruittor fuel a light, Owner wishes ts) reitre. Barg or quick sale. Address 41 Emilie auttora. TS WANTED. Gt. 'I' 'ANTS o arjenco I.lisohiza nrtsety ctr thirty men. o hour. Write to -day. INERT" CO,, °Dont. Sar FOR ,9ALE, speetat Reale Works, 9 EspIsmsde. To to. TON SCA Seale W S' X Muslin Dress, 2 to II; dard Garment Co,. Lon To whom it may concern: This is to certify that I have used MIN- ARD'S LINIMENT myself as well as prescribed it in illy practice where a liniment -was required and have never failed to get the desired effect. , 0. A. KING, M.D. DEFINED. Tommy—Pop, what is ennui? ' Tommy's Pop—Ennui, my son, is a disease that attacks people who are so lazy that they get tired of resting. _ "A Grand Medicine" is the enco- mium often passed on Biekle's Anti - Consumptive Syrup, and when the results from its use are considered, as borne out by many persons who have employed it in stopping coughs and eradicating colds, it is more than grand. Kept in the house it is always at hand and it has no equal as a ready remedy. If you have not tried it, do so at once. "I hear your daughter is coming out this season." "Yes; and the bills for it are coming in!" Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup Has been used for over SIXTY-FIVE TEARS by MILLIONS of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE TEETHING. with PERFECT SUCCESS. 11 soonics the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS. ALLITS 105131 CURES WIND COLIC. and Is the best remedy for DIAMICRY/A. Sold by Drutcpista in °Very part of the world Ile sure and ttsic,for "Mrs. Winslow's Soething• Syrup," and take no other kind. Twenty-five rents 14 bottle. G laranteed under the Food and Drus lot, lune 9013. 1906. Sot !al Number MS AN OLD AND WEIA, TRIED REMEDY. Judge—"Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?" Pri- soner (who knows human nature) -- 'Yes, illy lord; I should like you t,,.) have your dinner before you paSs sentence upon am.' The following is a good hint for ironing sheets. Instead of spread- ing out the sheet to ir•bn, fold it in half, then cittarter, and lay it on the ironing board 'as though to iron. Now iron the rest of thi •clothes on top of the sheet, turn ir occasionally so as to reach, oveoy part, then fold it arid begin on itT'- othet 'sheetin this way . the are ironed with very little B'JIBED ROCK EGGS from Prize 1 ning Stock. One Dollar for th them: utility stock sieventy.o cents, 3.1 son Smith, Jerticyville, Ontario, EARN TUE BLRnER, TRAD system—constant practice carat ustruetion—a few weeks* complete cow —tools free. Graduates earn two eighteen dollars weekly. Write for cats.* logue. 'birder Barber College. 221 Quer* East, Toronto, — ANCER, TUMORM S, LUPS, etc. ‘,..i terual and external, cured with1 ain by our home treatment. Write store too late. Dr. Bellman Iledieal Co, mited, Collingwood. Ont. EXPLAINED. Teacher (to new seholar)--"Hov does it happen that your eerie Allen and your mother's name Brown 7" Little Lad (after a moreen91 thought)—"Well, you see, it's dila way. She married again and A didn't." Impurities of the Blood Counters acted—Impurities in the blood eons* from defects in the action of ant+ liver. They are revealed by pipas, pies and unsightly blothes on the skin. They must be treated ins wa,rdly, and for this purpose ther* is no more effective compound be used than Parmelee's Vegeta Pills. They act directly on liver and by setting op healthy prom cesses have a beneficial effect uposs the blood, so that impurities ard1 eliminated. A snaall boy looks forward to ttf50 time when he will be a man and cu do as he pleases—and perhaps bat will if he doesn't get married. Only ono "OROIVIO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE BROZ.I0 for tbo signature of E. W. GROVE. tJseif World over to OUT() 2. Cold in One DES. „ The Professor—"I want you dren to go to my lecture to -night -4 , Robert—"Couldn't you whip us few stead, just this once, papa?" blinard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. IF HE ONLY WOULD. • Husband—"Now, Mary, you dorfl believe all these unpleasant 'thinai you are saying. You know I would die for you." • Wife—"Oh you aggravate me se3' I like men who do things, not mere- ly say them. • • 00,s .00- .70-0 100;0„i P14 ;C *PI. In., Los sok1 t -a., Toronto.- , 31