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Liniments of no Avail—The Trouble
Iust be Troatea Through
the Mood.
This artiele is iotended as. a talk
to the man or woman with rheuma-
tism who wants to be cured. Not
merely relieved, not half mired,
but aetually cured. The most a
_
rheumatic sufferer can hope for io
rubbing something on, the swollen
aching joirtte is a little relief. And
all the while the trouble is becona-
ing more firmly seated. Medical
autherities flow knew that rheuma-
tism is rooted in the Wood ,and
that while robbing on liniments or
bat fomentations may give tempor-
ary reliek they eannot possibly
eure—you must go to the reot of
the trouble in the blood. That is
why Dr, WilliamsPink Pills eure
rheumatism. They make new, rich
blood, which expels the poisonous
aeid, nd t.110 rhelLmati*xn dieap-
pears, There are thousands of
termer rheamatie sufferere in Ca -
„nada, now well end strong, who
4r thank Dr. Williams' Pink Pine that
they are now free from the ache
and paios and tortures of this
dreaded trouble. Mr. Joseph Lud-
'dington, New Harbor, N, S,, says;
"Stone three years 4tgo my wife was
strieken with rheumatism, and euf-
(erect eo much time we dispaired of
ller ever getting well again. At
first ehe was able to go 0,bout, bat
o site of all We did for her she
rew eo bad that we had to lift her
and out of bed, and finallY the
pains grew so excruciating that we
rould only move her little by little,
with the sheet wider her, Finally
'0 were induced to get Dr,
liame Piok Pills for her. I 40 not
remember just how inaoy boxes she
took, but I do know that they'swere
the first trisolicine that reached the
disease, and that she eontirsued to
linprove until she was again as well
es ever, and mold do her house-
hold wOrk. To us it is simply
marvellous what,Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills did for her, anti we are glad
to give this testimonial in the hope
that it will benefit some other poor
sufferer,”
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold
by all medicine dealers or will be
sent, by mail at 50 centa & box or
nix boxes for $2..60 by writing The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock-
ville, Ont.
iwiTERIN 0 RA IND lt 0 P S.
;Varying Sound Effects on Timbre
tir las of Different Fabrics.
"The patter of the raindrops on
the roof, as the poet puts it," said
111r, MaeGlinekinton, "has one
sound on a shingle roof, another
on a tin roof and quite another
still on a roof of corrugated iron;
and there's as much variety in the
sound of raindrops falling on um-
brellas.
"You raise a cotton umbrella, for
instance, and the ramn. falling on it
has no resonance. On a cotton um-
brella, the fabric thick and soft and
comparatively loosely woven, the
raindrops fall with a soft, almost
noiseless sort of dull thud; the rain
and the sound are absorbed in the
sPongier fabric. No „liveliness in
the patter of raindrops on a cdtton
umbrella.
"But now you take what they call
a union umbrella, made of a cloth
part cotton and part silk, or part
linen and part silk. Here we tlo.
set a patter of raindrops; the fabric,.
is elosely woven enough and tight-
ly enough stretched to give some re-
mnance. It is a distant patter that
we get when the raindrops strike a
anion umbrella; but on umbrellas
.we get the full effect of pattering
raindrops on silk umbrellas only.
"The silk umbrella- is made of a
line fabric, closely and uniformly
woven and as tightly stretched be-
tween its ribs as a drumhead. It is
on the silk umbrella only that we
, set the full effect of pattering rain-
drops, sharp, ringing and resbnant.
If romantically inclined, we have
no place where we can go to listen_
Lo the patter of the raindrops on
the roof, we can get somewhere near
to that effect by walking abroad in
the rain carrying a silk umbrella."
els
'How bright and happy May
looks since her en gaeeinent."
"iyyless;faacieriteh usually lights tip a
you "don't seem to
e',,;'enjoying yourself. 'No uncle,
lraying,a miserable time, Auntie
�ld trie to 'eat as Much 'assI wanted •
and I cisii't!" •
Itlax-7",:feneS ,is the IllOSLi wide -
Wake man I know."' Dax,"You'
Urprise.me, eI never heard of his
,eingespecially . enterpiss,in.g..
fax --"Oh e it isn't' enterprise that
LOVERS CON.VEY MICROBIES.T
ILYEWUMAN
The siiistrlaii Police Stop itoniantic WHAT RY
Courtship.
A QUSL0111 of country courtship
dating from Ttho immortal past has
been interfered with by the pelice
in Upper Austria in their efforts to
suppress the foot-and-mouth ths-
ease whieh is affecting animals in
that province, The microbes are,
it is said, distributed by human
agency.
Infected areas bave been careful-
ly shut off, but in spite el all pre-
cautions the disease is spreeading,
rapidly. It has BO* occurred to
the authorities that the ancient
courting etistom known as "Fen-
eterin" may be responsible for the
extension of the disease frqm one
farm to another, "Feststerin" es a
species ef serenading _indulged in
by the young peasants. After the
day's toil, the young man dresses
in his best clothes' and with great
seerecy slips Away from his home to
the farm where the girl of his af,
fections lives, Then, standing be-
neath her bedroom windew, he
sings old folk -tunes.
If the girl is favorably inclined to
him, she appears at the -window and
allews the swain to kiss her hand,
The pollee say that no other emit-
raunication. with the infected farms
ean bare taken place, and have con-
sequently forbidden "Feosterin."
Disregrel of the regulation will
involve fines and imprieooment.
TUNING A. BELL.
neweinnen-44
Thk n Bits Are Shared From Tar
is Parts of the Metal.
"What a beautiful tone that bell
has!" is often beard. There are
few, however, says The Scientific
Amerieati, who know how a bell res
eeves its joyful or solemn tones
All hells, after they are east and
finished must go through a process
oi tuning the same as any other
musical instrument before they re-
spond with a clear, true tope. Ev-
ery bell sounds *CC notes, which
must blend together in order to
produce perfeet harmony. The tun-
ing of a bell is done by means of
shaving thin bits from various
parts of the metal. It is as easy for
n expert tuner to put a bell in
tune as it is for A piano tuner to
adjust his instrument to perfect
chords. At first thought it would
eem that a bell would be ruined
should the timer shave off too much
at the laet tuning, or the fifth
sound, but suh is not the ease. Ile
would, however, be obliged to be-
gin over, starting again with the
first tone and shaving again till it
gave forth its harmonious sound
M the fifth tone.
BOWEL TROUBLE
MAKES SICKLY BABIES
•••••••••••,.
r3owel trouble is the cause of most
ri the ailments from which little
ones suffer. When baby's bowels
are uot working regularly illness is
sure to appear, but when the bowels
irc regularathe little one is usually
hright, active and happy. No other
.nedieme for babies has such good
offect on the bowels as has Baby's
Own Tablets. They make their
;iction regular, sweeten the sto-
.nach and promote good health.
Concerning them Mrs. Freeman
U'eener, of Barry's Corner, N. S.,
writes: "I can heartily recommend
Baby's Own Tablets for all the
troubles from which little ones suf-
fer. My baby girl was troubled
with her bowels and was so small
and puny I thought we would lose
her. I saw Baby's Own Tablets ad-
vertised and' began giving thefts to
her and now she is a big, healthy
happy baby, For this_ I thank the
Tablets, and I always keep them
in the house." The Tablets are
sold by medicine dealers or by Mail
at 26 cents atbox from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., BrosIrville,
Ont.
GERMAN BUREAUCRACY.
A'good story is going the rounds
of the French newspapers illustrat-
log the beauties of bureaucratic
government in Germany, says the
„London Globe. We are told that
in the Post Office Department, if a
clerk wishes a new pencil he has
to hand in the stump of the one
that has become too short to work
with. In the particular instance
cited a clerk received his new -pen-
'nil without returning the end..13e-
fore the omission was discovered
the clerk was transferred to an-
other office. Just after he had com-
menced his duties at his new post
he received an official intimation
that be had neglected to hand in his
pencilend By this time it had
disappeared, but to prevent bother
the clerk purchased a new pencil
cut off a piece about the length of
the missing bit, and despatched it
to the stationery department.
it s insomia. . FIRST CHOICE.
Mr Jawb.wk---"My dear
a, great bore forthe
one ot
hefirst to leave
§e 3 eked
rs. avOsitek
,rn
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SHOULD KNOW
DODO'S 'KIDNEY PILLS WE
SURE CURE FOR ALL
ACHES AND PAINS.
Mrs. Vaillaneourt adds her expert,
mice to the great mese of proof
that Doild's Kidney PO s aie
man's best friend.
Lafonel, Alberta, Feby. 4
(Pecial).—That the women of the
West ate finding in Dodd' s Kidney
Pills A sure relief from those aehes
and pains that only women know is
becoming, more s.videot every day,
and Mrs., Agnes Vailianeourt of this
plaee gladly gives her experience'ea
an addition to the mass of proof that
is being piled, up,
"For three years 1 suffered in-
tensela' with Kidney Disease," Mrs.
Veillancourt states, "I had paio
everywhere, 1 only used Six boxea
ef Dodd's Kidney Pills end I an
completely ured of all ray aeliee
and pains. I ant in perfect health
to -day,"
Woman's health depends en .01
Kidney, If they are not in perfect
order the impurities are Pot
strained out of her blood and she
cannot be healthy. She feels it, ir
every part of her body and the re,
ult is that she is weary and worn
and full of aches and pains. What
every woman ehould know is that
there is sure relief and perfect
health for her if she uses Dodd's
Kidney Pills.
—
T'ITIENED PIED 1JPER.
Bubonie Plague at Bombay
Due to Rats.
The bubonic plague has killed
169,000 people in the last fourteen
years in the city of Bombay atom:el
the highest mortality beteg 20,000,
in 1903 and the lowest 5,000 during!
the past year. The redoetian 4,1
the mortality can be traced very
largely to the number of rats killed
in the city, who are the industrious
carriers •of the disease, A half nut
lion rats were killed last year in
that eity alone, of which namber
90,000 were examined by the bee-
teriologiets of the health depart-
ment and 9,000 of them were found
to be infected -with the plague, The
wholesale destruction of these red -
exits was aecomplished by the mos
careful munioipal plaa and co-op-
eration. of health and poliee depart-
ments, which scattered bread
smeared with poison certain hour
each day in all parts of the city,
and furnished thousands of disin-
fected traps to the inhabitants, who
caught tens of thousands of them.
LAWS FOR IIELGLIN PAIN'TERS'
Restrictions Regarding Liquor—
Employees Responsibilities.
Belgium ha e just drawn, up a
sPeeial code of laws governing
Painters and the exercise of their
craft which are singularly strict
and exhaustive.
From the fashion in which the
new laws hedge teem in with en-
foreed precautions one would think
painting tbe most dangerous trade
in the whole catalogue In the lrst
place no employer 4i,f painters may
Iemploy a, roan who drinks alcoholic
beverage e to the temporary extipe-
tion of his logical Power; and no
intoxicating liquors are to be
brought into the vicinity of the
workers. Employers are respon-
sible for the care which their men
take of their persons.
They must see that every painter
washes his band e befere eating,
'
suspend the men whoae health i
not satisfactory, and dieeharge any
one suffering from lead poisoning.
'A painter may not wear the same
clothes es -he street or in his home
which he ,,,,, in his trade. He is
imPeratheee required to arm him-
eelf with a special suit of clothes
and a ecreeeed hat,
Contraetors and master paintere
are restricted in the nse of white
lead to the grooncl lead mixed with
oil, and it is stipulated that this
mixture mitet he so handled that it
deee not splash or eame in contact,
with the painter's hands.
The law etrietly forbids eeraping
of dry painted eurfacea in which
white lead has been used. This will
doubtleee prevent numb earelees.
nese and protect the careless paint-
er from his own inehseretiop, but
it is terribly restrictive and smacks
of over-legislatioe,
176614
int3A v0sidics. intrsts.
*Aaiun's. 0 0
—
markable how often a w
, man ehages her mind," "Oh, not
always. Tliertee one idea every wo-
man gets that She never ehanges."
"What's that?" "Tim idea that
she's pretty!"
Soft corns are diincult to eradi-
cate, but Holloway's Corn Cure
will draw them out painlessly.
A man likes to respect the smart
things his children say, because he
imagines' it is hereditary.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
After finishing some things it
keeps us busy keeping them finish-
ed.
TO. CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Tato LAXATIVE Tatou° Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund moway if itfails to cure. E. W.
GROVE'S signature Is on oa.ch box. 23c.
And the man who is driven to
'drink by adversity probably would
have it brought to him by prosper-
ity.
Many patent medicines have come
and gone'but Sickle's Anti-Con-
suinptive Syrup continues to occu-
py a foremost place among reme-
diies for coughs and colds and as
a preventive of decay of the lungs.
It is a standard medicine that
widens its sphere of usefulness year
by year. If you are in need of
something to rid yourself of a cough
or cold, you cannot do better than
try Bickle's Syrup._
An inveterate, wit and punster
asked the captain- of a craft loaded
with boards' how he managed to get
dinner on the passage. "Why,"
replied the skipper; "we always
cook- aboard!' "Cook a board, do
.
you rejoinedthe wag; then T see
you have been: well provided with
provisions this trip, at all events."
Relief for the Depreesed.—Phye1.
cal and mental depression usually
have their origin in a disordered
state of the stomach and liver, as
when these organs are deranged in
their action the whole system is at,
fected. Try Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills. They revive the digestive
pTODOSSCS, act beneficially on the
nerves and restore the spirits as no
other pills will. They are cheap,
simple and sure, and the effects are
lasting,
Highwayman -- "Halt] Your
money or your life!" Victim --"It's
no go, stranger. My wife's in the
same line of business now the
spring sales are on, and she's just
finished with me!"
1111nard's Liniment Cures Curtis, Etc.
Shc---"What do you mean by put-
ting your arm round my waist?"
He—"De you object?" She—"Look
here, Frank. I'll give you just one
hour to remove your .arm, or I'll
tell papa."
Costiveness and its ,Cure.—When
the excretory organs refuse to per-
form their functions properly the in-
testines become clogged. This is
known as costiveness and if n.eg-
lected gives rise to dangerous com-
plications. Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills will effect a speedy cure. At
the first intimation of this ailment
the sufferer should procure a pack-
et of the Dills and put himself un-
der
a course of treatment. The
good effects of the pills will be al-
most immediately evident.
A scientist says the human race
is more than 18,000,000 years old—
yet some specimens don't know
enough yet- to close the door on a
zero day.
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Welt, Weary, Watery Eyes
and GranulatedEyelicls. Murine Doesn't
Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Rimedy, Liquid, 25c,
50e, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve 1n.0
Aseptic Tubes, 25e, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by 'Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
--
"John " sazd Mrs Spenders
"I've got lots of things I want to
talk to ydu about." "Glad to hear
it," snapped her husband; "usual-
ly you wantto talk to me about
lots of thinos that vou haven's got."
Vlittard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia..
GOBBLES EVERYTHING.
There is a shaggy little black-and-
tan insect, about an eight of an ,
inch long, that eats everything un-'
. e
der the sun which is rlot disturbed
every day. It has to be surprised
at its work 'lice a 1)urglar. In most ,
etes 1.0ame,otfi9cisilti :et:Lir:foie, omsia,one, ivory0asetsct ,6:1); :6.1-;:nsilivicogs;iy..apitat. are thisdpi' eats latlttt: I
going
socks .-r- e ear
rush and eat On, il.vitioicohtli;yoilick a; riet
e. bristles ;, it ' solo- tooth
, ,
,as well 'as"
your husband?*
4# 'q ancileS,,ef rdaii,
g I
iejects net on
an
LIGHTHOUSE liErPEll'S
STORY.
From the light -house at Lobste
COVe Head, Ponne Gay, Newfound-
land, Mrs- W. Yoneg,sehole an ex-
perience of Zans-Buk, which ehoold
iertainly act as a true hea.eon light,
euiding all sufferers from 'skin ells
-
base to a safe harbor of refuge.
Mrs. Yoeng says: "I suffered
with eczema for seven years and to
py great <Wight Zarri-7uk has
1.1rerfj. Ines The disease started on
ny breast, and pread until it ex.
ended over my back. The itching
tad borniogeeespeeially when, the
1._ffecte4 parts were warm—was ter.
rible; and yet whdh the eruptien
was scratched oe rubbedit tinned
to bad Pores, and caused great
pain. I went to a doctor, and tried
rarious preserintions, but seemed
lo get no benefit, so tried another
fleeter, Again I got no relief, so
eied a third decee, and then a,
urth. Although they all did their
,est far me I got no relief.
thought I never wouhl bettredi
when I saw a report in The FURL. -
1y Herakl" telling how beneficial
Kaw-Bplz was in caeeo of skin die'
ease, so I tried it,
"Well, from the use of the ver
first box I saw Zawilitle was.gaim
to do me good. It eased the Irrita-
tion, stopped the pain, and the sores
began to dry up and dieappear,
short, I found Zara-Bille all that
„
was claimed for it, and wstion a
very short firfle it worked A, DOER,
plete euro."
Not, only fer eczema, bet kr ut
ere, abscesses, varicose V01115, had
leg, poisenedf wounds, eats, eold
sores, ehapped places, piles, ring.
worm, chddren's ertiptione, burne,
scalds, and all skin injuries and dis.
eases, Zan -I -Bilk will be found un.
equalled, All driaggiets and Morel
sell at 50e, box, or post free front
Zera-Buk Co„ Toronto, far priee.
Refuse harmful substitutes and imi-
t.aticeis. Try Zee -I -Bak Soap, tool
Twv•rimwereartnmr• ,
A VETERAN,'
Law 'rhe eross-examina
did not eeem to worry you,
you had any previous experie e
Client --"Six ehildren,"
Unless worms be expelled from
the system, no child can be heal-
thy. Mother Graves' Worm Exter-
minator ie the best medicine extant
to destrey worms,
,
HAD A TOUGH FOOT.
A bare-footed negro wandered in-
to a blacksmith shop in a little
southern town, While watching the
' srnith pound the iron into shape, he
Unconsciously stepped on a rcti-hot
coal. After several minutes had
passed," he sniffed his nose once or
twice and remarked in an inciden-
tal way, "Peabs to me, sah, (let
I smells rnbbah burnin"."
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
Has been mod for ewer SIXTY.VVVE rnAns by
munoxs or 610TIVEN far their ORILDREN
TEETIIING, with ritlilrliCT SUCCESS. lt SOOTlifS
to CHILD. SOFTENS 1.00 MIMS. ALLAYS nil PAIN:
CURL'S WiED COMO, and lo the best remedy for
Seid/WU eV0ts In every port tho
world "tenure and adc for 04's.Winslow a Soot/du
ke other kind. g
Syrup," and tano oI'veentY•nye cents
t odic,. 0 larenteed undor the Yood and Drugs Aet,
3tano tet. Mo. Serial Number 1000.
Ali OLD ,AND WELL T1U1D =LIMY.
HIS TRADE.
"I know a slight, unassuming fel-
low who can take any man's nerve
away.''
"Who is he?"
"The dentist."
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
Your druggist will refuncl money if PAZ() OINT-
MENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind,
Blooding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14days. 50c.
"Now," said au Irishman, after
a serious accident to a fellow -min-
,
er, "we'll have to send some man
to break the news to Moriarty's
wife." "Send Hannigan," sugkest-
ed one of the gang. "He's jnst the
man to break the news gradual=
look how he stutters."
Millard's Liniment for sale everywnere.
Before marriage, a man feels un-
worthy of his sweetheart, but after
marriage he acts as if he had done
her a great favor in leading her to
the altar.
Ready-made Medicine—You armed
no physician for ordinary ills when
you have. at hand a bottle of Dr.
Thomas' Eclectric Oil. For coughs,
colds, sore throat, bronchial tron,
bles it is invaluable, for scalds 1,
burns, bruises, sprains it is ULISILY,
passed, while feyelltsi sores, "' 111,
i 1
cers and the like it s an ungtiestion.
able healer. It needs no testimore
ial other than the Use, and that,
will satisfy anyone as to -its effecd1
tivesie,se
:so'
THE f$EST MEDICINE
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experience needed, Klls oat oight,
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laseit, %ger** ir4i4dine*talx, vides th Loa,
d0n 1 dale to R. r-Latiun and o. o.—
The Western Real Estate Exchange,- Limited.,
London, Ont.
I r°''° iro tsptirclar40 Irraits Stout, Grain,
IL or Dairy Farm ha Ontario, tar Laud la Nia.ni-
tiaba, S.ssii"atchesvad or Alberta. Vsztaalt nth, I
,syotLonsandfarnis on hay Nat, somi Largains.
It you, w.,11at ta sell s,liv kin4 at property, sqo =0.
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The mast highly efficient application
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lts Positive.
piLER or all kinds, io any and ail
• ••• sieges, quickly relieved and
positively cured. Cure your sufferftw
and live quietly. "Common Sense" for
Piles will do ft. Si a box. $6 for
boxes. Mailed on receipt of price.
LYLE MEDICINE TORONTO
COMPANY,
715 WEST QUEEN STREET
firMG
A CASE OF LUCK.
"I met Dr, Knifem to -day on the
street and he eat be dead."
"Then you are the only one ef
his patients to whom he did so who
ever survived to tell it."
You will sneeze.; 'perhaps feel
chilly. Yu think you 'ase catch-
ing cold. Don't wait until you
know it. Take a dose of Hamlbss
Wizard Oil and you just can't ca,tcli
cold.
NOTHING TO BUY WITII.
Slipner—"Doe' Dr. Cunier tell
his patients they can't smoke ci-
gars?"
Nicktime—"No, but his bills do."
Ifinarcl's Liniment Co., Limited. '
Gentlemen,—Theodore Dorais'a
customer of Mine, .was coinpletely
cured of rheumatism after five.
years of suffering, by the ,judicious.
use of MINAR.D'S LINIMENT
The above facts can be verified by
writing to him, to sthe Parish Priest
or any of his neighbors.
A. COTE, Merchant.
St. Isidore, Que., 12 May, '98.
IDIOTIC INTERROGATIONS.
How far is a far cry?
I Is it wrong to steal a march?
! Does it hurt to be struck by an
I idea?
How did you ever see the Shadow
of a doubt?
What artist painted the picture
of health ?
When the welkin rings, who an-
swers the ring'?
When Fortune smiles does she
show her front teeth?
SAVED 'IN iiiS OLD ACE.
„
1 'TO N. Al..1.V 14' ' /909 am
* -
eigi t ears of age arid 1,ave
suffar-
ed from kidney and Bladder Trouble for
fifteen vears, 1 took doctor's rnedicirlo
_ .
but got no help. I want to thanit yr)ta for
ending inc the sample box. of Gin Pills
Nvbich helped Inc.
I. have taken six boxes of Gin Pills al.
log
er tIbearta.
' but
ogtoi t. reliefabetfog°re•eup o
it had
'Csakri7t
near b
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nights every fiiteeri minutes and had to
use an instrument ,before 1 could urinate.
Now 1 can lie in bed four or five hoursi
wthou,ettng Up Hkeizeo 6 for $2
.
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TOO FriESH.
"Will ouPreneieo support
my daughter in the 'svt °to uaicli
, 'st:c,
she is ,acsustosned if .1' consent to
your - marriage ?" 'demanded,' old
Dobby made his
formal r 1
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know, obbY';
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