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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-11-22, Page 31 Peeeer Before yam► get Pen., Angie garments all the shrink is taken ant. Pen- ,, Angle Underwear keeps you corn.. to• , ryas Well as war beta the m short fibres that 1 make some under- wear itch are taken nderwearitcharetaken 'out of Pen - An le wool. 34,E .V JNSH• INKAALEt, ewe .yon( id a variety .of fabrics, styles a nd prices, in all sizes for women, men and lchitdteo, and guaranteed by your own dealer. l�jANTED—RELIABLE PARTIES to do machine emitting for us at home; 17 to $10 per week easily earned; wool, tta, furnished free; distance no hire drance. For full particulars address the ominion Knitting Co., Dept. W, Orillia, nt. $5.00 Brooch Does it strike you as I almost too goodto be true"? It is only one instance of the price - attractiveness of Diamond Hall's stock -- backed by its half century reputation for quality. This Brooch (Catalogue No. 31683) consists of a 134 inch crescent of solid 14k. gold, supporting a lily -of -valley spray set with 16 pearls. It is sent post free in dainty satin lined case.. We send ufon request free of charge our large illustrated catalogue. ROE &co Lad rotoda.oa THE sjEATNERWEIGHT ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR HOCKEY SKATES IN USE -Light in Weight AND Exceedingly Stift the latter feature secured by using a web bracing.. (HE FINEST TEMPERED STEEL CHLY USED. STARK QUALITY Throughout FHE STARR M'F'G. CO., LIMITED, DARTMOUTH, NOVA SCOTIA. BRANCH : It G Wellington St. West, • Toronto. - Write for 1906 Catalogue. A bishop- once asked a class of boys some questions in, mental arithmetic, •. and received an unsolicited let -down. Sind he:—"Now, my little man,—you there. If I were to shoot at a tree with ,dive birds in it, and kill three, how many "would be left?" 'Three, sir." "No, no, f lily boy; there would only be two left." .d'Piease, . sir, you said you shot three; only they wooed be .lett, the other two wolrld , be, flied away." 'Yes," replied the bishop; "you are uite right; you q g , may sit down." And' he passed on to another class-' oom. • • SATISFA.CI'OItY Cl'tEDENTIALS. Martha, the maid, had been tainting that she did not think much of being 111 service, and this, in conjunction, earn the ?rightly appearance of a rather sheep• isl, young Men, caused her mistress much apprehension: "Mtirtlian is it possible that you are tliliilcing of getting mottled?" "1'os'in," admitted AMartha, with a blush acid a giggle. "Not with that young man who has been calling on you lately?" "Yes'm, he's the . one." 7 "13ut you have known hien only a few days." "Three weeks come Thursday," Cor- reeled Martha. -"Do you think that is long enough to know a man before tatting such an im- portant step?" "Well," answered Martha, with spirit, "'tain't as if he was some new fellow. Ice's well recommended; a perfectly nice gir1,1 know was engaged to hiln for a long while." LAC11 MEAL AN AGONY. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Cure Obstinate Indigestion After Other Medicines Fail. "When I was first troubled with indi- gestion 1 did not botner with it; I thought, it would pass away naturally. But instead of doing so it developed in- to a painful Chronic affection, which in spite of all I did grew worse and worse until I had abandoned all hopes of ever getting relief." These words of Mrs. Chas. McNay, of Norwood, N. S., should serve as a warning to all who suffer distress after meals, with palpitation, drowsiness and loss of appetite—early warning of a more serious trouble to follow.. "1 used to rise in the morning," said Mrs. McKay, "feeling no better for a night's rest. I rapidly lost flesh and after even the most frugal mea] I al- ways suffered severe pains in my stomach. I cut my meals down to a few mouthfuls, but even then every morsel of food caused agony, my di- gestion was so weak. Son -le days I could scarcely drag myself about the house, and I was never free from sharp piercing pains in the back and chest. I grew so bad that I had to limit my diet to milk and soda water, and even this caused severe suffering. In vain I sought relief—all medicines I took seem- ed useless. But in the darkest hour of my suffering help came. While read- ing a newspaper I came across a cure that was quite similar to my own case, wrought by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I thought if another person bars 'teen cured by these pills of such suffering as I was experiencing, surely there was elope for me, and I at once sent to the druggist for a supply cf these pills. The first indication that the pills were helping me was the disap- pearance of the feeling of oppression. Then I began to take solid food with but little feeling of distress. I still con- tinued taking the pills with an improve- ment every day, until I could digest all kinds of food without the least trouble or distress. I am in splendid health to -day and all the credit is due to Dr. \Villiains' Pink Pills." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills go right to the root of indigestion and other trou- bles by making rich, red blood which tones and strengthens every organ ..f the body. That is why they cure anae- mia, with all the headaches and back- aches and sideaches, rheumatism and neuralgia and the special ailments :.f growing girls and women of all ages. Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Mein dislike to blame themselves for their own faults, so they blame women for theirs. Eat what you like.—Give the digestive organs some work to do. These functions need exercise ae much as any part of the human anatomy, but if they're delicate, give them the aid that Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets afford and you, oan eat anything that's wholesome and palatable —60 in a box, 35 cents, -8 Customer (to waiter)—"I thought I told. you to boil the eggs - for four minutes. Here you have been twelve minutes et it." Waiter—"But you ordered three eggs, sir.' They are Carefully Prepared.— Pills which dissipate themselves in the stomach cannot be expected to have much effect upon the intestines, and to overcome costiveness the medicine ad- ministered must influence the action of these canals. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills are so made,' under the supervision of experls, that the substance in them in- tended to operate on the intestines is retarded in action until they pass through the stomach to the bowels. The Colonel: "I fancy your wife, lost her temper to -day." Smith: "Not a bit of it. She has an inexhaustible supply.'! 1' uRIl: Win, wenn Is IT? It is the name of the best tonic. It builds up the system, gives neW life, makes people well and strong. Be sure you got the genuine "Ferrovim." CABMEN PROBATIONERS. Pitris is said to have a real school for cabmen. The Anti -Cruelly Society and the. Cabowners' Association have put their heads together, and the result is pbon for elevating the calling of Jehu Into an art, wills its neophyles and its adepts. In brief, 'the only wey to a box seal tit any rate among the great coni- panies-is to' be through a period of pro - Dation. "The • cabman's apprentice" sounds a lillle odd, but if the system brings any amelioration to the disgrace- ful conditions of the Paris cab trade it will have deserved well of the city. The ycutli who aspires .to bd a "whip" will receive elementary instruction in the anatomy and pathology of the horse, m harnessing, feeding, driving, and: in police regt4lations. en -- THE KITCHEN LUMINARY, 11'11s. Wag;; "Oh, kith, our neW 1 cook's a stun" a iMr., Wenn: "I hoj)e we can planet .so f that slle 11 bo a fixed star," k la FRUIT BY ELEcut1Crry.. ' -,- JwunnitCOUCH Englishman Sas Apples and Grape Harty be Plucked Ripe in Mid -Winter, II, lI: 'Thwaite, aan English nieetrician, is authority fol' the,statetnent, that fresh apples all the Mir around are ti cone morciai possibility even in cold climates. Fresh grapes, he says, may be plucked from: the vines in March and ripe 'cher ries picked in December. The fruit, he says, can be ripened by electric light, "Fruit culture by electricity,"' stays Mr, Thwaite in a recent interview•,."is no new thing; It was fust tried twenty years ago, and it has now reached a cornnaer- tial phase. Extensive experiments have been made in lsiarichester under my di• rection • and the results were thoroughly encouraging from a business point of view. "William Siemens was table to show twenty years ago apples, bananas and other fruit which he had brought to maturity by electric light. He had ad- vanced his experiments a considerable way when he died and 1 toots them up .where he• stopped. Metric light can he produced at an enormously lower cost to- day than in his time. "The artificial development .of the plants, also can be . helped along by other means. They need not only light but cnrl•onic acid. I feed them with it by artificial means, Then, besides bash-' ing them in electric light, I apply a feeble electrostatic current, and this not only stimulates the roots of the plants but kills aIh parasites. "The fruits which I produce are, therefore, always sound, and they . ex- cel, besides, in size, flavor and aroma. Common sense and 'simplicity, are the characteristics of tale new Method. Any fruit grower can apply it easily and at trifling expense." S ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHERS. When mothers become 'enthusiastic over a medicine for little on. it is safe to say that it has high merit. Every mother who has used Baby's Own Tab- lets speaks strong];; in praise of them. and tells every other mother how much good they have done liar children. Mrs. Alfred Marcouse,: St. Charles, Que., Says: "1 .strongly advise every mother to keep Baby's Own .Tabrets',in the house always. I have used thein for teething troubles, colic and other ills of childhood and found them tele most Satisfactory medicine I ever .tried." These Tablets are guaranteed to contain no poisonous opiate and no harmful drug. They are equally good for the new born baby or the well grown child, and are a sure cure for all their minor ailments. Sold by medicine dealers er by mail at 25 cents a, box by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. "I•lave you ever been through alge- bra, Miss Ilighschool?" "M'yes, I. think so, but it, wo a at night, and we didn't see much of the town!" A Pleasant Duty.—"Wren I know any- thing worthy of recommendation, .I con- sider it my duty to tell it," says 'Rev. Jae. Murdock, of Hamburg, Pa. "Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder has cured me of Catarrh of five years standing. It is certainly magical in its effect. The first application benefited me in five min- utes." 50 cents. -9 AERIAL TORPEDO INVENTED. M. IIenri Boudy, of Bordeaux, France, has invented an aerial torpedo which, be says, will revolutionize modern me- thods of warfare. It is declared to he neither lighter nor heavier than the air, and its ballast is replaced by shells and grenades for war purposes. As the car- go is discharged on the enemy the ten- dency to rise - is diminished by a piece of intricate mechanism, the secret of which M. Boody refuses to divulge ex- cept to the French Minister of Wer, be - fere whom it has already been laid. It is claimed that the balloon can remain in the air for several days at a height of 16,000 feet. It can also be directed in any course required by means of pro- pellers. MAKE A NOTE OF IT, "The D & L" Menthol Plaster is guaranteed to cure the wont vaso al backache, headache, stitches. Avoid substitutes. Get the genuine wipe by Davis di Lawrence Co. "I know," si'id 'Mrs. Robinson, "that there is a. burglar in the house!" "How do you know?" "I heard a rasping noise in the kitchen just now-" "Well, we'll let him alone. Maybe he's work- ing out his own destruction. It sounds to me as if he were cutting himself a slice of that pie you cooked. A Small Pill, but Powerful.— They that judge of the powers of a pill by its size, would consider Parmelee's Vege- table. Pills to be lacking. It is a little wonder among pills. What it lacks in size it makes up in potency. The re- medies which it carries are put up, in these small doses, because they are so powerful that only small doses are re- quired. The full strength of the ex- tracts is secured in this form and do their work thoroughly. HIS EXCUSE SERVED. Little Johnny, who is only nine years Old, is continually causing amusement by his quaint .and original excuses whenever he gets into a ,scrape. fie 'is never at a loss, and before you speak almost, he interrupts you with an ex- cuse that is so funzly that you cannot help laughing and forgiving him. He has been last down to breakfast several times lately, and he was told that the next time it occurred, he should have nothing t0 eat. A day or two back he made his appearance when breakfast was half over. "Johnny," said his Bother, "you know What I told you last time you were late." "Yes, mother; but I could not really and truly be down in time this morn - Well, why not.?" "You see, I was half asleep and half awake,: and somehow I dreamed that i VMS at church, and I know you would not line me to get tip during the ser- mon." Johnny did not go 'without his break-. fast that morning, ' - ' ThoMt)son: "They - tell Me that yeti ppeared at the fancy-dress ball as a 1111 -fledged llighiander.'i Billings: "Not illy." CROUP Don't let the child suffer. Instant relief and a permanent cure is obtained with DR. 'SLOCO Ks. FO It heals and soothes throats that are worn and inflamed with coughing, arrests the progress of disease, and effects a complete cure speedily. Sold by all druggists. Price loc. and 2sc. per bottle. Dr. Slocum, Limited, Toronto. ONE FOR THE BULLY. A boy was taking his father's break- fast in a breakfast -can, when another boy came up to hirn and gave the can a kick. "1)o you care about me kicking that call?" asked the newcomer. "No, I don't," replied the other boy.. "Do you now?" said the former, giving the can another kick. "No, ,I don't," answered the latter. "D0 you now?" cried the infuriated bully, giving the can such a kick that it knocked the bottom out. "No, I don;t," • again replied the boy with .the can; "my mother borrowed it froin your mother this morning!" "Is your milkman reliable?". "Yes, indeed! "Why I hear he even sterilizes the water before he adulterates tho milk." — Itching, Burning, Creeping, Crawling Skin Diseases relieved in a few minutes by Agnew's Ointment. Dr. Agnew's Oint- ment relieves instantly, and cures Tetter. Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Eczema, Ulcers;. Blotohee, and all Eruptione of the Skin. It ie soothing and quieting and acts like magic in all Baby Humoro, Irritation ei the Scalp or Rashes during teething time. 35 cents a bo:,-7.-_� Jack Lover (expecting an outburst of grief)—"And what would you say if 1 should take your sister from you?" Little Helen (quietly and politely)—"Thank you, sir." It Keeps the Muscles Pliant.— Men given to muscular sports and exercises and those who suffer muscular pains from bicycle riding will find Dr. Thomas' Eclech,ic' Oil something worth trying. As a lubricant it will keep the muscles pliable and free from pains which often follow constant use of them, without softening them or im- pairing their strength. For ' bruises, sprains and contusions it is without a peer. "You are an iceberg!" exclaimed her elderly, but well-preserved adorer, pale with anger and mortification. "A dozen Cupids, with a hundred arrows each, could never find a vulnerable place in your heart!" "Not if they used an old beau to shoot with," coldly 'replied the young and beautiful Miss Flyppe. THEY MEAN IT.,„.y No one 'should suffer a moment long- er with Piles, for Dr. Leonhardt's Hem - Reid will cure any case. No matter what kind you have, Blind, Bleeding, Internal, External, Itching re, Suppurating, Dr. Leonhai•dt's Hem -Roil will cure you. This statement is supported by a thou- sand testimonials from Klose who have been permanently cured. If you are not cured you get' your money back. $1.00. ' All dealers, or The Wilson -Fyfe. Co., Limited, Niagara Falls, Ont. "Yes; I was awfully fond of the girl, and 1 believed her to be perfect; but I saw something about her last night that I didn't like." "What was that?" "An- other fellow's aim," Faulty Kidneys. -Have you backache I Do you feel drowsy? Do your limbs feel heavy? Have you frequent headaches? . Have you failing vision Have you dizzy feeling ? Are you depressed ? Is your elfin dry? 'Have you a tired feeling? Any 'of these signs prove kidney disease. Experience has proved that South Ameri- can Kidney Cure never fails. -6 WHOLLY WITHOUT AID.. Tommy had taken a prize for an ex- ceptionally well -drawn map. After the examination, the teacher, a little doubt- ful, asked the lad: "Who �� helped you with this map, Tommy? - "Nobody, ma'am." "Come, now, tell me the truth. Didn't your brother help you?" "No, ma'am; he did it all." Your Y Doctor ct or Can cure your Cough. or Cold, no question about ,that; but— why go rto all the trouble and inconvenience of looking him up, and then of having his prescription filled, when you can step into any drug store in Canada and obtain a bottle of SHILOH'S CURE for a quarter. Why: pay two• to five dollars when a twenty-five cent bottle of SHILOH will mire yoia as quickly ? Why not do as hundreds of thousands of Canadians have done for the past thirty-four years : let SHILOH be your doc- tor whenever a Cough or Cold appearee SHiILOR will cure you, and all drtiggistye kivck up this statement with a positive guarantee. The nein itime you have a Cough or Cold cure it with Agents Wanted in Every Town is Cal* The pian with a tender yldn anal a: tourylr beard may naafi shave Annear/with with comfort and safety. wan. need not be afraid, they cannot cot themselves. Tide Safety gives the perfect draw -cut and does not scralpe. It ir1 has a ridged handle in proper position xllich given potter a ' cou,troi. The safety device is adjustable and Mtn be trim, ed from right to left band without rewovin5 the blade, '�j A % Detail price 9QAn each. Every razor is alrsoluteM1 guar. SA f' j R (E [,QR sd, ar d is fu 1 copcaved as ood lis k�e itn rbc razor. Send for circulars and information to u3k z 0E0, W. KOI N RAZOR MFG. CO , u rTLE VALLEY, N. V. " OSHAVA 7 Steel S' =h in lean wind,__...., -,- ii r— ;� • LoCl9dWater, vg.ire Steam OJ•ICr�Aa<Y�dv .�..ss�. .�: on > oob.>ru,! dOdrY -ici7 9"+,y'riae�l.s, 1 and 3od.o.v,>sodda�a�.o � ,* X111 viA"e r4 e1wher. rYderd.r.•,tsed Westw mr> �. ,roya'r a>„>v0 d✓4.Y,[ldd d�0✓ i Jb Api,�+ OAd..f tIOJD�,I(rO.e pdO s0.r d,0.►d. Fere rrJadwor0ozzr3o.-t.. ' tteraai6,0.oao¢knetkee.5.—o+ Proof ; It�"'"''"yo'°�' r S11.0 Sides ll lilliAlrirli Made from Painted or Galvanized Steel, at prices varying from $2,85 to $5,10 per hundred square feet covering measure. This is the most durable cov- ering on the market, and is an ideal covering for Houses, Barns, Stores, Ele- vators, Churches, etc. Any bandy man can lay the "OSHAWA" shingles. A hammer and snips are the only tools required. We are the largest and oldest ecompany of the kind under the I3r'itish flag, and have covered thousands of the best buildings throughout Canada. making them - FIRE, WATER AND LIGKTNiNG-PROOF We also -manufacture Corrugated iron in long sheets, Conductor Pipe and EAVESTROUGI-1, Etc. METAL SIDING, 1n imitation of brick or stone. METAL CEILINGS, In 2,000 designs. Write for Catalogue No. 14R and tree samples of "OSHAWA" Shingles. Write to -day. Taranto, ow. fton�on, Ont. Man, 821-8 W Craig St. 428 Sussex et. 11 Colborne Erb t 69 Dundas et., IylDgiDC , Yu leouver,B.G. 76 Lombard et. 615 Fender st. Write your Nearest Office.—HEAD awes AND WOEi S—OSNAWA, Ont tom, Cue. 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All goods are shipped 5 days from receipt of order. THE MAIL -FIT CLOTHING COoon • Royal Ave, MOtatreaPattern Dept. 274 t,Car. Don't fact to mention name of tbls newepepse Jenkins : "I've tried at least twenty kinds of health foods, but none of them has done me any good." Beatty: "What are you troubled with?" Jenkins: "An appetite." The efficiency of Bickle's Anti -Con- sumptive Syrup in curing coughs and colds and arresting inflammation cf the lungs, can be established by hun- dreds of testimonials from all sorts and conditions of men. It is a standard re- medy in these ailments and all affec- tions of the throat and lungs. It is highly recommended by medicine ven- dors, because they knoWe and appreci- ate its value as a curative. Try it. Do not delay in getting relief for the little folks. Mother Graves' Worm Ex- terminator is a pleasant and sure cure. If you love your child why do you iet it suffer when a remedy is so near at hand? Neighbor : "What's the matter? Where yer going?" Jinks: "Burglars 1 Going for a policeman 1" Neighbor : "Did yer leave yer wife alone?" Jinks: "No; she's holding the burglar." ITCH, flange, Prairie Scratches anti every form of contagious Itch on human or animals cured in 30 minutes by Wol- ford's Sanitary Lotion. It never fails. Pedestrian : "have you no occupa- tion?" Beggar: "Yes, sir; I am a col- lector of rare coins, You haven't got a spare half -dollar about you, have you?" AN UGLY FAMILY of skin diseases Is the one ienerally described by the word Eczema. In all ts forme it reeiste ordinary treatment but is completely cured by Woaner's Cerate use's in con• vection with• Weaeer'e Syrup. "Was it a quiet wedding?" "Of course. You didn't expect they would quarrel right before the clergyman, did you? There are a number of varieties i 1 corns. Holloway's Corn Cure will re- move any of them.' Call on your drug. gist and get a bottle at once. The youthful orator carie down from. the platfarnt at the close of his address, and many people pressed forward to shake him by the hand. FIe accepted their congratulations with a •smiling face, but his eyes were on a certain auditor who lingered in his seat, The young lecturer pressed through the throng about hien and extended his hand to the waiting man. "I want to thank yon," he said, "for the close attention you gave to my remarks. Your upturn- ed face was an inspiration to me. I am sure you never changed your earnest attitude during my lecture." "No," said the man; ,"I have a stiff neck." 'Patents Secured Free I prepare patent applications free of charge. If you have an invention send sketch to -day for free opinion. 24 years/ experience. F. II. Gibbs, 52 St. James St., Montreal, FOR LAMP OIL ECONOMY Sarnia 0_ Prime 011 White No real need to buy the more expensive oils if GOOD BURNER is used and KEPT CLEAN. If you want a BIG LiGHT—Truss ell FOUR GAS JETS IN ONE -- Queen City TRY A Oil RI TIF L LHT Lam p For Sale by Dealers t;NI QUEEN CiTY OIL CO., mane Wife: "I've just been reading an article on electricity, John, and it ap- pears that before long we shall be able to get pretty well everything we want by just touching a button." I-Iusband: "You'd never be able to get anything that way." "Why not, John?" "Because nothing on earth would ever make you touch a button. Look at my shirty' %ELOOAIE AS SUNSHINE after storm is the relief when an obstinate., pitiless cough has been driven away by Atten'o Lung Balsam. No opium init. The good effect lasts. "My wife is a lecturer and I' am an entertainer," said Robbs, "Indeed? I knew your wife appeared in public, but I did not know that you ever did." "Oh, I don't; I stay at home and enter- tain the baby," CAMERON'S Asthma Cure hag novor failed to cure those suffering from Chronic Bronchitis r Asthma. If afflicted WRiTE FOR FREE SAMPLE,. ramie let no onnvineo you that we have a ottro--oito that cures to stay aired.. BRAM SAMI'LI sant to any address. 0. A. CAMERON & 00., - ;, 011,e1t SatuYo, Oat T N U ISSE> NO: Ott --06,.