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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-6-28, Page 7• • wy WIIAT WOMEN SUFFER.. At An Ages They Need the inch, Iced Blood That Dr. 1VVilliams' Pink Pills Actually Make. A woman needs medicine more than a man. Her organism is more complex, her systern more delicate. Her health fs distuabed refnrlarly in the course of nature, If anything happens to inter- fere with that natural course she goes through unspeakable suffering. In fact the health of every function and the health of every moment in a wolna:l's life depend upon the richness and I t;- gularity of her blood supply. Tiiat lU the simple scientific reason why Or. Williams' Pink Pills are worth thea weight in gold to women of all ages from early girlhood up --they actually make the rich blood all women need. Mrs. Edwin Ward, Brooksdale, Ont., says: "For years I suffered from those ailments that make the lives of so many of my sex miserable. 1 would take weak spells and become so nervous that I could not go about. My stomach war out of order, and 1 frequently vomited the food I took. Headaches and back- aches afflicted me nearly all the time. Then I took a severe cold which : a- lled on my lungs, and I went to an hospital for treatment. 1 had the best rf care, but the doctors gave ine little hope of recovery. My face and limbs became swollen and my system racked with a harsh dry cough. As the doc- tors did not look hopefully upon my ease I decided to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. 13y the time I had taken half a dozen boxes there was a great change for the better. I still continued to take the pills until I had used thirteen. boxes, and I am now enjoying perfect health. 1 have no hesitation in saying that I believe Dr. Williams' Pink Pills saved my life." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills curd Mrs. Ward by actually making the new blood her system needed. That is all Dr. Williams' Pink Pills do, but they tie it well. They don't act on the bowels. They don't bother with mere symptoms. They go straight to the root of the trouble in the blood. That Is why they cure all blood and nerve troubles like anaemia, female irregu- larities, indigestion, rheumatism, head- aches and backache's, sciatica, nervous prostration and St. Vitus dance. Sub- stitutes and imitations won't cure, purg- ing medicines only make you worse, therefore you must get the genuine pills with the full name "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People" on the wrapper around every box. Sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. ANCIENT INEBRIETY CURE. A Drunkard's Cloak Sold at Auction in London. Some odd torture relics of the past have just been sold at auction in Lon- don. Quaintest among them was a de- vice known as the drunkard's cloak. It is made of wood and in shape resem- bles a huge inverted flower pot. Through the small circular aperture in the top was thrust the neck of the imprisoned inebriate. The weight of this ancient, counterpart of the strait -jacket fell on the victim's shoulders and was suffi- cient to make every bone in his body ache. With his hands practically pin- ned to his sides and the garment reach- ing almost to the ground, the only mo- tion allowed him was a slow shuffle cf his weary feet as he dragged his way painfully along. One can well believe that anyone who had been compelled to don the drunkard's cloak would be very apt to come to the conclusion that a high old time was not worth having at the price. Many who saw it at the auction sale expressed the opinion that its revival in these modern days would have a most salutary effect in promoting temperance. An iron foot -squeezer sold for $5, and a persuasive instrument in the shape cf an iron boot, in which the victim's naked foot was incased while boiling oil was poured into it, fetched only $3 and the same price was paid for a set of ancient branding irons. An old chair from the Castle of Nuremburg, in which people were secured for torture, brought, $4.56. A fiendish substitute for a collar in the form of an iron ring, studded with sharp spikes on the inside, fetched $5.25. 1 BABY ALWAYS WELL. "I have nothing but good words to i; ay for Baby's Own Tablets," says Mrs. A. Dupuis, of Comber, Ont., and she adds: "Since I began using the Tab- lets my little boy has not had an hour of sickness, and now at the age of eight months he weighs twenty -throe pounds. I feel safe now with Baby's Own Tablets in the house, for I know that I have a medicine that will prompt- ly cure all the minor ills from which babies suffer. I would advise all mo- thers and nurses to use Baby's Own Tablets for their little ones." These are strong words, but thousands of ether mothers speak just as strongly in 'favor of this mediclne, Sold by all (medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box by addressing The Dr. William;' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. PARTLY READY. The aeronaut had announced his In- ' lention of crossing the Atlantic by bal- loon." "What are your prospects 2" asked a friend. "Fine," responded the enthusiast. "Ail. If have to do is to provide a balloon. The ocean is already there, you' know." A HANGMAN LOnT. Apparently Ras Emigrated from Britain to the United States. Somewhere in the United States `is England's public executioner, commonly known as the hangman. if anyone finds hien they are respectfully requested to send him back to Herbert Gladstone, Secretary of State for the Home De- partment. The hangman's name is Al- exander rider Airnsbury CIarenoe English, and he is believed to have gone to the United States in February last. English is an old sailor and a mem- ber of the naval reserve. Last winter when the job of public executioner be- Came vacant he applied for it, and after a severe test secured the job from a number of other applicants. It is a good paying job if there are plenty et executions, but the Home Secretary has been very merciful of late and the murderers have been reprieved so often that English and his family were on the verge of starvation. English told his wife he would like to emigrate to the United States. He got a lot of literature and sailing lists about America., and one day in Febru- ary said farewell to his wife and two children and was gone. He promised to write as soon as he had anything to send or a home to offer them. His wife went back to her parents. Recently English was sent far by the Government, for a hanging is coming on soon. Then it became public that be had disappeared. A Magic Pill. — Dyspepsia is a foe with which men are constantly grap- pling but cannot exterminate. Subdued, and to all appearances vanquisher in one, it makes its appearance in anuti er direction. in many the digestive ap- paratus is as delicate as the me.:han- ism of a watch or scientific instrument in which even a breath of air will make a variation. With such persons dis- orders of the stomach ensue from the most trivial causes and cause • mu:h suffering. • To these Parmelee's Vege- table Pills are recommended as mild and sure. Cholly : "Ah, my beloved, I am not rich in this world's goods, nor am 1 clever as some men are, but if a tender and everlasting love goes for any- thing—" Amy : "It goes with me all right; but I'm afraid it won't go with the butcher." Ennfe t Beep !s Pette! Mos elder peps, but is beat when used in the Sunlight way, Bay Sunlight Soap and follow directions. Dentist : "I'll have to charge you two dollars and a half for pulling that tooth." Patient : "I thought you only charged half a dollar ?" Dentist : "Yes : but you yelled so loudly you scared three other patients' out of the place 1" Rachel : "Here is your ring, Solomon. I can never marry you, for I love! another." Solomon : "Vero iss de man you lofe 7" "Heavens 1 You won't kill him, will you?" "No ; but I vill sell him de ring sheap." Give Holloway's Corn Cure a trial. It removed ten corns from one pair of feet without any pain. What it has done once will do again. The Greatest Tonic is "Ferrovim." it is, pleasant in testa and contains just the nourish went and strength -giving qualities that are need- ed by those who are sick and weakly. "Waiter do you mean to say this is the steak I ordered?" "Yes, sir." "It looks like the same steak the gentleman across the tale refused to eat a few min- utes ago." "Yes, sir; we always try it three times before we glue it up, sir," Mrs. Corem (standing in shadow of doorway): "Is your mistress at home?" Servant : "1 don't know, ma'am. Can't tell whether she's home or not till I git a good look at ye. If ye hov a wart on the side o' yer nose, ma'am, she ain't." If attacked with cholera or summer complaint of any kind send at once for a bottle of Dr. 7. D. Kellogg's Dysen- tery Cordial and use it according to directions. It acts with wonderful rapi- dity in subduing that dreadful disease that weakens the strongest man and that destroys the young and delicate. Those who have used this cholera medicine say it acts promptly, and never fails to effect a thorough cure. ROME OF THE U AN RACE. Migrations of the Brute Kingdom Pre- ceded That of Man. Prof. Wilser, of Heidelberg, Germany, one of the highest authorities of na- tural history, -has just written an inter- esting article on the original home cf the human race. He concludes that not only the larger apes, but also the most ancient hordes of human beings made their way across the European contin- ent. The point at which their ways di- vided or the centre from which they were districted can only be looked for in the extreme northern latitude. Prof. Wilser's opinion coincides with that of Dr. Schlosser that mighty mi- grations of the brute kingdom preced- ed that of man. The continuous cool- ing of the North sharpened the struggle for existence and altered completely the conditions of life, bringing new forms into existence. It is not true, Prof. Wilser says, that the tropical sun has power to develop the human germ. All progress has come from the North and the new, high- ly developed races had their origin there. Prof. Wilser points out that nothing is known of the original home of all those great groups of mammalia which spread themselves with man all over the world. He comes to the conclusion that the home of all mamalia, men in- cluded, is to be found in those inacces- sible regions to -clay buried in eternal ice Or covered by the waves of Arctic seas. A MATTER OI' COURTESY, MERELY. Mr. Nervey : "The object of my call upon you this evening, Mr. Goldrox—" Mr. Goldrox (sternly) : "Yes, you've come to tell me that you wish to marry my daughter and 1 want to say right here and now—" Mr. Ncrvey : "Pardon me, I come to tell you that I am going to marry your daughter, 1 convinced her and her mo- ther that it was no more than fair to put you wise." • .y tic ".4.44 f . 5.41'4 trr AAARLWARD will he paid to any person who proves that Sunlight Soap contains any injurious chemicals or any form of adulteration. Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in' the Sunlight way. Sunlight Soap contains no injurious chemicals. Sunlight Soap is pure soap, scientifically made. Every step in its manu- facture is watched by an expert chemist. Sunlight Soap saves labor, and the wear of rubbing which common soaps require in washing fabrics. Your money refunded by the dealer from whom you buy Sunlight Soap if you find any cause for complaint. Lever Brothers Limited. Toronto 154 • PROOF, "Doctor, who was that who nodded to you just now?" "My first patient; I have been his medical man for the last twenty years." "Good gracious! What a splendid constitution he, must havel" It is an Elixir of Life, -Since forgot- ten time, men have been seeking for the Elixir of Life, which tradition says once existed. Dr, Thomas' Eciectric Oil is an Elixir, before which pain Can- not, live. It is made up of six essential oils, carefully blended so that their cur- ative properties are concentrated in one. t has no equal in the treatment of lumbago, rheumatism, and all bodily pains. Highwayman : "Be not afraid. I hain't got an enemy in the world." Victim (greatly relieved) : "I'm delighted to hear it," Highwayman : "I've killed 'em all 1" Jost a Word of caution; Where the skin is; iestroyod by burns or scalds apply Weaver's' Carate immediately : the sooner the better. Strange to say, a woman isn't afraid o' a man with the spirit of a mouse. KICKIN Balking, Shying, or any kind of a habit cured in a few hours by my system. Particulars free. PROF. JESSE K. BERRY, • Pleasant Hill, Ohio. THE. ETRBOROUGL N OE L2 112): • IheElms anaCheapest .... . 0noes,SWtb asuachesa S 0 MR' Arm ALOGII AND SET o*Pette! Mit eate6 STA MERERS The Arnott Method is the only logical method for the cure of Stammering. It treats the CAUSE, not merely the HABIT, and insures natural speech. Pam- phlet, particulars and references sent on request. Address THE ARNOTT INSTITUTE, BERLIN, ONTARIO. korse Ownel o He : "Can you explain to me the dif- ference between 'shall' and 'will'? For example, if I say, 'Will ,you marry me?' should you reply, 'I shall' or 'I will'?" She (coldly) : "I should reply, 'I wont.' The Demon, Dyspepsia. — In olden times it was a popular belief that de- mons moved invisibly through the am- bient, air, seeking to enter into men and trouble them. At the present day the demon, dyspepsia, is at large in the same way, Seeking habitation in those who by careless or unwise living invite him. And once he enters a man it is difficult to dislodge him He that finds himself so possessed should know that a valiant friend to do bat- tle for him with the unseen foe is Par - melee's Vegetable Pills, which are ever ready for the the trial. Well -arranged time is the surest in- dication of awell-arranged mind. Pleasant as syrup; nothing equals ii. as a worm medicine; the name is Mo- ther Graves' Worm Exterminator. The greatest worm destroyer of the age. Mabel : "Look at this lovely engage- ment ring Mr. Swete gave me." Jean- nie : "Yes; it's very pretty. I was quite sorry it was too large for me." 1 TORORTO MAII TRIES 00METHING NEW AND IS DE- LIGHTED. PEELS LIRE A BOY. Mr. M. N. Defoe, Manager The Dust- less Brush Co., 29 Colborne St., Tor- onto, is telling his friends how he found health after years of illness and pain. IIs says : "I have Leon a great sufferer from Dyspepsia for many years. I have been treated by local doe - tore and have taken nearly . all the adver- tiaed remedies with only temporary relief, if any M all, but since using Anti -Pill I can eat anything the same es when s boy. 1 have been taking one Anti -Pill M bedtime for the past three months, and find they regulate both stomach and hernia. My old time vigor has returned, so that my spirits are buoyant and temper normal. .Alia result of this unhoped for experience I am in duty bound to give all credit to this wonderful remedy, Anti -Fill." Every druggist sells Dr. Loonhardt's Anti -Pill, or a sample will be sent free FaThe Wilson-Fylo Co., Limited, Niagara lls, Ont. The remedy that cured Mr. Defoe so completely is surely worth a trial. t53 Ma. M. N. Davos GOI EBAULT'S Caustic Balsam d Sari,, Speedy, sad Positive Pore Tho safest, Best BLISTER ever used. Takes Ibe place of all liniments for mad or severe action. odlUrETCatte SIIrERSED/3ALL from Horses ().R FIRING. ImpossOlstoproducescar orbkmrs4 Every bottle sold is warranted to give satiates:non price 51.50 per bottle, Sold by druggists, or sent y express, charges paid, with full directions for is use. Send for descriptive circulars. E'he Lamrence.'Williams Co.,'Toronto, Ont. Wilson's FLY PDS Three hundred times bet. ter than sticky paper. NO DEAD FLIES LYLNG ABOUT Sold by all Druggists and General Stores and by mail. TEN CENTS PER PACKET FROM ARCHDALE WILSON, HAMILTON, ONT. Combination With No Equal MACON BOX, HAY. CRAiI1 AND STOCK RACK. Ropreeente combination double box, by lift- ing off top section it lentos single box. Same as cut 1, only with top motion convert ed into sugar beet, grain or coal box. Represents combination converted into hay rack, showing ordinary pitch. Tho abetting can be edjmtod to nearly a flat pitob, making combination about a foot wide. Combination converted tato stook rack by closing up ehelvinge, which lock themselves In castings. We also manufacture pea -harvesters, manure loaders, bunehers, washing machines and wheel -barrows, also a lull flue of cement brick machines. Agents wanted in every locality, Write for catalogue and prices. WE TLAUFER BROS. & SONS, Stratford, Ontario. LANDS In Western 'Canada- nem 'id tants la Saskatchewan, only a miles !rein two railways, C.P.& i Q.T.P, Stronit soil, go per cent. plot b land, sming creep do all About 40 miles M.E. of Ind Bead. Pries =10.50 per aura {trite for asap and full particulars. lite PAr sONsd N NYsi.00.0 Sif1st,.T_ereities ciNM4 i r, Keeph sg Everlastingly Mit Brioga $ cces,.' -2 \� 11111 es, ':