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CHAPTER XVII.—(Continued), , been amazed when the lady, whom they
Sarno luckless Chinamen by chance
were in the way, which was a sorry
thing for them, as the big Englishman
kept his left atm moving with a flail -
like, double-jointed action, and when his
fist came in contact with the ,cranium.
of a pigtail celestial, the fellow bowled
over very much as do the pins in an
alley when a well -directed ball strikes
the kingpin in the van.
i'hus in a measure he was plowing
his. way through all obstructions, intent
only upon accomplishing the duty in
hand.
When such a man directs his whole
endeavors to reaching a certain end ho
is apt to cut a .pretty wide swath during
his. advance.
Lord Rockett certainly did.
Petoskey saw him coming, and knew
he had about reached the end of his
'rope for the present. He was a soldier,
and had learned the art of deserting his
entrenchments.
The first duty was to embarrass the
enemy as much as possible while cover-
ing his own retreat.
Thus he suddenly sent hencoop and
buckets whirling in a hurricanemess
directly in the path of the advancing
foe; and . in the semi -darkness Lord
Rackett had about as much as he could
manage to avoid sprawling over the
numerous rolling objects that bumped
against his shins.
These few seconds were valuable to
the diplomatic count, and, in fact, they
were just what he depended upon in
order to carry out his little design.
The bulwark of the junk was but a
few feet away, and an energetic man
could reach it easily enough with a
single bound.
Doubtless the spirits of the vasty deep
were calling to Petoskey just then; he
may have even heard the mermaid
voices such as proved so seductive in the
ears of ancient mariners.
At any rate, the man evinced a most
decided fancy for immersion that was
certainly not founded upon any sud-
denly contracted religious fever.
Lord Rockett might have let fly at his
disappearing figure as it shot over the
side, but he saw no reason. for wasting
ammunition in this reckless way.
Since the bold Russian had accommo-
-dated himself to the conditions; and ac-
complished just what was most earnest-
ly desired of hila, what was the necessity
for putting a bullet somewhere within
the limits of his anatomy or crippling his
wing? He would need both arms to
gain a landing.
So Plymptonlarought up at the raii.
He had plainly heard the great splash
that betokened the arrival of the man -
frog in the water, and could even tell
about where he might be at the time,
from the series of wavelets that marked
his course.
This was fine progress.
Now to scatter the remainder of the
Chinese crew like chaff before the wind,
and swcep them over the side.
Larry was already engaged in this
laudable task, and had succeeded in
rounding up several of the followers of
Confucius, just as he would have done
a- flock of sheep.
The wretched Mongolians bora no little
had been instrumental in abducting
from her friends bent over them, and
with the rare skill of an army nurse
bound up their hurts in a crude but
effectual manner, considering the
paucity of material at her command.
As for Plympton, there was never a
minute that lie was not in it.
He knew it was imperative that they
should get ashore with all speed, and
while Larry had been about the busi-
ness assigned hhn, the big man had
taken hold of a setting pole with which
he was vigorously probing' the water
alongside, in the hope and expectation
Of reaching some stable foundation
through means of which he could push
ashore.
In this endeavor he seemed to meet
with continued disappointment.
Plympton was, however, a man of fer-
tile resources ; when one idea failed to
pan out as favorably es he expected, it
was his way to turn and utilize other
methods.
The end and not the means, was his
motto.
Hence he wasted no more time with
the pole that was too short, but slam-
med it on the deck with a growl of dis-
gust.
They were floating with the current,
and unless something was speedily done
to counteract this insidious influence
they might so continue to pass on down
the stream.
Then he cast his eye aloft.
There were the big, rat -like straw
sails, quite useless in their clewed up
condition ; could they not be utilized in
some way in order to bring about the
desired result?
It was a bright thought.
But even broad sails need wind of the
right sort in order to carry the craft on.
Was there such a disturbance of the
air ?
Plympton plainly remembered that
some time before he had felt a night
zephyr blowing, but had not noticed it
particularly of late, which was not
strange, considering the series of amaz-
ing adventures through which he and
his little companion had passed. -
As he faced around, he believed he
caught a faint puff of cool air ; it was not
much, to be sure, but possibly all that
would be required once the big mating
sail had been dropped.
Next he sprang to the mast to dis-
cover where the ropes lay and how they
were to be manipulated.
Plympton was something of a sailor—
that is, he had at various times owned
yachts and sloops, and knew about as
much as the average amateur nautical
man.
What was better and more to the point
in the present case, however, he had.
been on junks before, and the little
stock of knowledge thus obtained was
likely to prove valuable to him now.
Whether he unfastened the ropes or
used his knife upon them, the sail came
down with a rush and a roar.
The vast area caught the zephyr at
once, as was evident in the turning of
the boat.
All that was required now lay in the
line of a steady hand at the tiller, by
means of which the junk could be turned
resemblance to sheep, and evidently to the shore line.
placed the utmost dependence on their It may seem strange that all this
rack -
bell -wether, for when Pe oskeY vanished et and riotous proceeding could be car -
from
the scene, with him went the last ried on without attracting a fleet of
vestige of their valor. other boatsaround them ; but the Chi -
Panic -stricken, they chased hither and nese are a peculiar people, apt, to mind
thither about the deck, and the, advance their own business to an extent that may•
of either Larry or his big comrade in take . them past serenely on the other
any direction sent one or more over- side of the highway while afellow is
board in hot. haste. ' being despoiled by thieves, doubtless
A little more of this hustling and the acting upon the principle that it is none
coast seemed clear ; no living, moving of their funeral after all.
objects other than themselves and a Besides, the junk had been carried be -
couple of wounded wretches occupied low the city itself, with its floating popu-
the deck. ,
Larry surveyed the aerie with some
little complacency—indeed, truth to tell,
be puffed out his small chest very much
as might a pouter pigeon, for such a
splendid victory meant considerable .in
his estimation.
Lord Rockett was more sensible,
knowing their victory was not yet won.
"See how Avis is getting along—then
look to the wounded wretches. I have
other work Out out for me here," he
called in a voice of authority.
CFIAPTER XVIII.
Larry was only too glad to have some
one along with him capable of handling
the tiller, of assuming command and
giving orders ; for being himself mo-
destsby nature he did not feel capable of
undertaking such a part unless abso-
lutely compelled to do so.
Accordingly he paddled away on his
short legs to the cabin, where he found
Avis on guard, watching the window
eagerly, ready to carry out her instruc-
tions to the letter should the occasion
have arisen.
She received her cousin gladly, and
was apparently well satisfied to know
there would be no present necessity
for heroism on her part -not that she
would have shrunk from, the perfor-
mance had it come to that point.
When she heard what work Larry
had upon the deck she fnststed onassis-
ting him. nor could hedissuade her.
Of such material are Anglo-Saxon
women of today made—the cries of the
evounded foemen appeal to their brave
yet tender hearts, and with gentle hands
they bind up his wounds.
In the late Spanish-American eon -
alien
This was a feature of the case that
never disturbed Plympton a particle, so
accustomed was he to depending upon
his own powers.
Indeed, more than likely, if the truth
were told, he was grateful at heart that
their little circus on board the drifting
junk had been without witnesses, for all
the chances seemed to indicate that had.
a fleet of officious sampans fluttered
around them, the occupants must,
through the ties of race and religion,
have sympathized with the coolies who
were being worsted on board, and as a
result our gallant rescuers would have
found their selfimposed task made
doubly difficult.
Everything considered, then, PIMP
-
ton saw no reason to regret the fact of
their strange isolation.
It had taken all of their resources.
backed by the ever -welcome auxiliary of
luck to manage the business in hand,
and had their enemies been encouraged
by fresh arrivals, the affair must of
necessity have gone heavily against
them.
There was considerable satisfaction in
realizing that they were alive, and with
fair chances of ultimate success ahead
of them, instead of floating upon the
bosom of the dark river filled with punc-
tures from Chinese knives. Lord Raclt-
eft seemed to think so, for he moved to-
ward the rounded stern of the junk, in
order to grasp the steering gear, with a
light step and an air of animation
strangely in contrast with the despon-
dency that had grasped hind but a short
time before.
The Miler, hent; in the Chinese way.
was lnoe,king hack and forth in aimless
fashion when Plympton reached it.
He had put otit his hand to clutch
Incl the dons learivd many things that this adjunct of the primitive steering
,tad not previously entered into their gear, when he as suddenly sprang back
philosophy, and among them was the as though the deadly hooded hoed Of n
chivalrous spirit m which most English- poisonous cobra, had appeared alongside
*nerd&g peaple treat n fallen foe, the: crooked Stick,
TiroSst wretched Cllinninen who gasped The cause of this nation was not far to
Fipon the deck of the junk, writhing in seek, for a grin, dripping figure hied
mus
Mte torture of their wounds, t have suddenly shot into vieW troth behind the
Sparrow -Hal hal what a. funny place
for your hall
Pouter—Yes, but whenever I put it
on my head, it falls off.
•
stern, and the gleam of a knife as it
sliced the air told how eagerly the yel-
low -faced native had aimed to take his
life.
He had been overboard, and had
clambered up to his present position
without trouble; this was a significant
fact, since there might be and -probably
were others.
Well, a hiss is as good as a mile,
they say, although a °lose shave is apt
to send a cold shiver down one's back ;
and Plympton, being a man, of un-
bounded nerve, knew just what remedy
was needed for the present disease.
His revolver had never left his hand,
for he could not tel at what instant such
a ready reckoners might be needed, and
when a man has use for such a tool he
wants it very badly.
So that the ambitious Neptune, who
had come up as it were out of the sea,
had little time to figure on whether valor
or discretion were the better .after the
absolute failure of his vindictive attack,
when Plympton sent his compliments,
and the vicinity of the rudder was again
free from foes. •
Perhaps that particular sailor man
would stay where he belonged after
this—at least he had. been led to believe
that was his place. '
His coming had given Lord Beckett
something of a chill.
In imagination he could see all the
other natives who had jumped over-
board clinging to the sides of the junk,
gleaming knives clasped between their
teeth, only waiting for a favorable op-
portunity to strike and spare not.
The prospect was so filled with grim
suggestions that it alarmed iihii, not so
much on his own account as for the
others, who, chancing near the rail
might fall victims to a waiting blade.
Accordingly he called Larry and bade
him bring his cousin to the stern, giving
both sides of the boat a wide berth.
He had already brought the tiller hard
ales, and such was the influence of the
air that the boat drifted in toward the
low shore, evidently a rice field, and
which could be faintly discenrned
through the gloom.
Once alongside the bank, a landing
could' be made, and then the boat sent
adrift In such a way.that it would take.
time and patience on the part of any
who climbed aboard to make the shore
a second time.
Plympton believed he was able to ac-
complish this readily enough if given
half a chance. They drifted on, gra-
dually closing the gap existing between
them and the shore, and yet in their
impatience it seemed as though precious
minutes were being wasted while this
went on, minutes that were fraught with
momentous consequences to them.
Besides,
theywere all the while In-
creasing
creasing ,Tie distance between them-
selves and the walls of the city, and
their task of returning would- be made
the more difficult; indeed, even Lord
Rackett was a little. appalled at the
trials and tribulations likely to fall to
their lot while endeavoring to make ig-
norant and bigoted natives understand
what they. wanted ; and, as for Larry,
he would likely pray for the friendly
comfort and -guidance of the astute Kai
Wang, if only for a short half hour.
All of them breathed a sigh of relief
as the boat approached land, and pre-
paratiens were made for quitting the
junk with as much expedition as possi-
ble, no 'one being in the least sorry that
the tragical voyage had reached its con-
clusion.
(To be continued).
"James," said a man to his son, who
stood mixing' the milk and water, • "d'ye
see what I'm a doin' of ?" "Yes, father,"
replied James, "you're pouring water
into the milk." "No, I'm not, James.
I'm a -pouring milk into the water. So
if anybody axes you if I put water into
the milk you tell 'em. no. Always stick
to the truth, James. Cheating is bad
enough, but lyin' is worse."
William -"I consulted a fortune-teller
last night, and, after I had covered her
ralm with a dollar, she predicted that
I should marry you." Mary—"What a
waste of money! I could have told you
that for nothing three nllinths ago."
And it sometimes happens that a wo-
man imagines that she hasn't any faults
because people are too polite to men-
tion them to her.
Mother's Ear
A WORD IN MOTNRN•• RAN, WNRN
NUR•INO AN INPANr, AND /N TNR
MONTNI THAT COMB SENORS :IMT,
SCOTTIs EAWLSION
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CHILD.
Seed for fret eimwte.
SCOTT & BOWN*, Chediisty
Toronto, Orfiarle.
soc. sad $t.oe; ell dris;rpsti,
About the Farm
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SUMMER CABE OF BENS.
While Ala desirable that hens should
have considerable exercise and a chance
to get some green forage and insects,
oto„ in summer, it is not necessary that
they be allowed to beoome a nuisance
and have the range of the farm and the
garden and destroy more crops than
their heads are worth, writes a comes-
pondent, It is just as desirable to =-
trot hens as it is to control cows or
hogs, or any other, kind of stock.
Neither do I believe in having large
runs fenced in for farm poultry. Small
yards are all right, but, one can get
along, even without small yards;. and
keep hens healthy and in good condi-
tion.
My practice is to keep the hens con-
fined to their coops until about 4 Pam,
then they are letout to have free range.
After crops are well started in the
spring, hens that aro not allowed to.
run until this time of day will do little
damage, They simply make a business
of foraging, realizing that there is little
time to get into mischief and they prac-
tically have no time for scratching and
destroying garden stuff generally. We
have practiced this method of handling
form poultry for years and find it en-
tirely satisfactory.
Another point to be considered in
this system of handling hens is the fact
that the eggs are all laid in the coop.
Where hens are allowed to roam all
day, it is a difficult problem to get all
the eggs. The hens steal their nests and
the eggs cannot be gathered regularly,
and, consequently, cannot be depended
upon for private customers. When laid
in the coop they are all gathered every
day. If one will stop to consider this
point, he will see that much is saved
from the eggs alone. Many farmers do
not receive the highest price for their
eggs simply because these are not
gathered fresh every night. They find
nests full of eggs, some of which have
been laid several days and are stale and
undesirable for eating. No one can get
a fancy price for such.
HANDLING GROWING CHICKENS.
It is a little more difficult to control
growing chickens than the laying hens,
because they really need more exercise.
However, early in the season when crops
are getting started the chickens are
small and must necessarily be con-
fined. As they grow older I allow them
larger range in the plum orchard, and,
finally, after the cereal crops are gath-
ered and the early vegetables gone from
the garden, I simply fence against par -
den products like tomatoes and cabbage
which aro readily destroyed by chick-
ens, then allow the growing chickens a
free range.
Most people make a mistake In not
separating the young pullets, intended
for winter layers, from the cockerels
and putting them in their winter quar-
ters until late in the season. They
ought to be separated, surely as early
as September. If they are allowed to
run in their summer quarters until
November and are then put into winter
quarters, my experience is that it takes
a long time for them to get accustomed
to their winter quarters. They rarely
lay as well as they do when placed in
winter quarters earlier, even though
confined more than one would think ad-
visable.
Unless the cockerels are intended to
be sold for breeding purposes, and un-
less kept for capons or for roasters,
they should have been sold long before
this time. In such cases they can be al-
lowed to run until one wishes to put
them up for fattening for market. Hens
that have proved unprofitable, and those
that have reached the age limit, should
be disposed of every fall and their
lace young s filled' with our pullets.
P
Many people make a mistake in not
providing enough grit for poultry in the
summer time. They seem to think that
as long as young chickens and old hens
run out of doors, even for a portion of
the time, they can help themselves to
all the grit necessary.
VERMIN EXTERMINATOR.
The best method of exterminating
rats is by the use of carbon bisulphide.
The fumes from this are heavier than
air, and thus its tendency is to settle
down instead of rising, as do most
gases.-- It is cheap, and safe to use when
its properties are understood.
Put about a tablespoonful into the
mouth of each rat hole In the cellar and
close up the entrance tightly with an
old bag ; do not go near the place for
a while, say twelve hours, with a
lighted lamp. The fumes are a sure but
painless death when thus ,confined.
This is surer than trapping and more
humane than poisoning. We are in no
danger of losing the family cat by hav-
ing her discover and eat one of the dead
bodies, as has occurred with us three
times in succession. Carbon bisulphide
is also the cheapest and best way of rid-
ding the farm of woodchucks. Close
each 'hole with a big stone or sod. It is
the surest and most popular method f f
ridding seed peas and beans of weevils.
It, is also valuable for ridding poultry
and stock houses from lice, always re-
membering in using it for this purpose
to expose it in shallow vessels located
at the topmost parts of the room, giv-
ing it a chance to settle. If exposed on
the floor the fumes might not reach the
top of the room. All animals or poultry
should be excludetl, and lights, also,
until the house has been thoroughly
aired. The Government furnishes a free
bulletin telling of the best ways to use
this agent, which is well worth the
trouble of asking for.
CARE OF SOWS AND PIGS.
I would not breed a sow in winter
until late 50 that the pigs would be far-
rowed about the opening Of spring,
writes Mr. S. R. Hawks. Then with
ppo feeding my ed
the pigs farrowed in dwlnter. Feed
the sow
lightly on corn "and wheat mid-
dlidgs just enough to peep her strong
and healthy until arrival of pigs. Con-
tinue the same feed and increase slight-
ly until she has three times each day
what she cafes to eleen up, het the it -
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crease in feed be largely the middlings.
Mix them with water until a very thin
slop is made. A little corn soaked until
soft for the little ones, after they begin
to eat, is well, but is more inclined to
fatten than to grow. In the meantime
feed liberally of the middlings and there
will be no check to growth.
In my opinion there is no other feed
so good for pigs or so near the same as
their mother's milk. Donotkeep hogs
in too close buildings, they require
ventilation. Almost any kind of house
that is dry will do, give plenty of straw
for bedding, but change it every ten
days. If possible, have something green
for them. They will eat almost any
growth ; never let them have access to
natured grass.
MILK TESTING IN SWEDEN.
A few years ago the Swedish Govern-
ment undertook a systematic method f
testing dairy cows. The Government
co-operated with the dairymen, form-
ing what is known as control societies,
whose function is to keep records of the
amount of milk and fat that each cow
produces and the amount of feed con-
sumed by each. _
In 1904 there wore over 200 control
societies in operation in Sweden. Since
the introduction of these societies there
has been an average increased produc-
tion of milk per cow. The average pro-
duction per cow in 1900 was 3,139 lbs.
of milk, in 1904 2,539 lbs. The increased
production has been produced by a de-
crease factor to consider.
CALLED BY AN EARTHQUAKE.
Late Sleeper Awakened Just in Tirne to
Catch His Train.
up expecting another and more severer
shock immediately.
"But except for that one big quake,;
;strong enough to shake things without!
doing much damage, the earthquake;
faded away. I waited a minute or son
I and then took my watch from under the,
pillow to see what time it was.
"Great Scott 1 When I saw the time It
forgot all about earthquakes in my
anxiety to get dressed quickly and.makef
x] Y g
that train. At 7.30 I was dressed and
flying down the hill on Powell street to
catch a car. I stopped in a lunch -room
for a cup of coffee, caught a slow car,
which seemed never to hurry, anclf
reached the Townsend street depot at
7.58.
"There was a line at the ticket win-
dow, but I rushed ahead of every one,
bought my ticket and dashed through;
the gate just as the 8 o'clock train was`
pulling out. I had to run to catch the
rear car, but fortunately I swung aboard
the rear platform, got to San Jose in,
time for my appointment and found that
the earthquake had done more damage/
there than it had in San Francisco, as
fifty chimneys had been toppled over.,
"That was the first and only time V
was ever called by an earthquake, and I
believe it is the only incident of the kind
ever recorded which can be proved to be
absolutely true. If that "earthquake hail
been two minutes later I would have
missed my train and a very big bush
ness deal in San Jose."
r i
WAYS OF SCOTCH JUSTICE.
One .often hears comments passeth
upon the administration of the law byi
local magistrates, but while It man
sometimes leave a little to be desired it
is notso glaringly
crude as ft often was
in earlier times.
It is on record that the Montrose
baillie, after hearing the evidence in a
breach of the peace case, fined both the
accused and all the witnesses "half a.
croon."
The witnesses naturally resented this
decision, but the baillie, with his mind
made up, refused to budge from the:
position he had taken up, and defended(
it with the remark :
"It disna matter; he had nae business
hre Half a croona.
apaice."
site."
te
trying another
' was
baillie
The same Y g
case in which a difficulty arose regard-
ing the non-appearance of a witness.
The Court was informed that the win
ness was defunct. The magistrate who
was a self-made and highly successful
business man, and who had gained
elevation to the bench solely on account'
of his command of "Miler,' had never
heard that particular form applied to
�
death, and, thinking It was a legalt
phrase, called out in commanding!
tones : "Bring forward the defunct 1"1
which brought down the house.
"It took me several months to get
used to the spasmodic quivers or small
earthquake shocks so frequent in Cali-
fornia," said a travelling man, who,
like so many others, mourns for the
beautiful San Francisco that was. "In
the early part of December, 1904, I was
visiting San Francisco for the first time,
and the first earthquake shock after my
arrival proved a pretty severe jolt along
ed
Four days later I enjoyed
about 1 a.m. y j y
the novel experience of being called by
an earthquake.
"I had a very important engagement
in San Jose, fifty miles to the south,
and there was a train leaving precisely
at 8 a.m. by the Coast line from the sta-
tion at Third and Townsend streets.
This train reached San Jose shortly be-
fore 10.
"My appointment., very important for
me, was at 11. There was only one
morning train to San Jose, and it was
absolutely necessary for me to catch
that 8 o'clock train, yet I relied upon my
habit of always getting -awake early, and
so did not leave a call with the hotel
clerk.
"0f course I overslept. At 7.22 on that
morning -the date was December 15,
1904, and the quake of that morning can
easily be verified—I was fast asleep in
my bed in the St. Francis. At 7.23
there came a distinct and very pro-
nounced jolt, which rumbled the glass-
ware, rattled the furniture, and gave my
bed such a severe shock that I jumped
UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE.
Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondogo : "You ob-i
ject to your husband smoking in the
house? Why, he smokes the best of:
cigars, doesn't he ?"
Mrs. Seldom-Flolme : "Yes, but alb
cigars smell alike when you get the °dot
in the lace curtains next day,"
AN ANGILO-MANIAC
Ethel (sweetly} --Never mind, Albert.dearestl He's a real English Bulldog,
end direct from . London. He was formerly owned by the Duke of Clarence,