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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-1-25, Page 3IIIKAtaal AND REAUTY, Coale From Hick, Red Blood made • by Ase Williams' Rink Pine. Beauty is mare than skin deep, it IS blood deep. There' is no real ixty, • ne good health WithOlit rich, red blood. Oeevy graceful curve, every sparkle of the eye. every rosy hlush, Comes from rich, red blood. Or. Williams' Pink Pills are tile greatest blood builder and beetity maker in the world. Eyety dose acttially makes new, pure, rich blood. By making new blood Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills sharpen the appetite, eoothe the worried nerves, regulate the health. They banish paleness, clear the complexion, bring rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes.. They give plenty, of strong blood for all the delicate rune - Lions of womanhood. Miss Mary lack - son, Normandale, On., says: "k.or upti wards of three yeers I sufferei from anaemia. I grew sq weak I could scaeetx ly walk about the house. I had no color in my face, my lips and gums were bloodless, 1 suffered from bead aehes and dizziness, and fell awes in weight until I weighed only 94 pounee. No treatment gave me the least beneht until I began the use of •Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Inside of sa few weeks atter beginning the pills I began to grow ter, and they soon restored my health and while using them I gained fourtson .pounds in weight. 1 can strongly re-. commend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills to all pale and feeble girls." There are thousands of pale anaeceic girls and women throughout Can",:la who shoind follow the example of MR' Jackson and give 'Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a fair trial. Bright eyes, rosy cheeks and perfeot. health would soen fellow. When you tiny the pills :see that the full name, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People," is printed on the wrapper around each box. Sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 by writing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. FROM BONNIE. SOTLAND :M11,:ST:.BE . :WELL FOVNPED. • NOTZS IIVTF4P.EST Imola litElt BANKS ArD )3ItAES. STEADY 011OVVTII POPULAIIHN DOICID'S IiIIDNEY PILLS. What Is Going on in the Taig4" • lauds and Lowlanda of Auld !.c )tia. •' Made by Cures Like That of Simon V. Mr. Jariles Young, Sheriff Clerk LalldrY—fie Tells Alma i Himself. Deputy, Lanmet, is .dead. River Botirgois, Richmond Co., C. 13, Mr. George Amos, of leamill,On,, a Jan. 15---(Specia1).—Among the Many Crimean veteran, has died. men M this part of Canada whom Dodd's A new police office is to be bU•ilt at ICidriey Pills have relieved of aches and pains and weakneSs and made strong and able to do a good day's work is Mr. $11110B V. Landry. Mr. Landry has numerous friends here who can vouch for the story be tells of his °tire. "I was bothered for over a year," he says, "with lame back, weak leo, pal- pitation of the heart, general weakness and shortness of breath; in fact I could not work and was a total wreck. "I could not get anything to help me till I tried Dodd 's Kidney Pills. But they did me good and no mistake, I used three boxes ancl I'm back at work again.' it is the cures that make Docld's Kid- ney Pills so popular. Their popularity has grown steadily for thirteen years. It -must be well founded. Dalmuir at a cost of £2,000. The Rev. J. W. Shannon, Flawiels, has been elected minister of GillnOeS P11100 U, F. church, Edinburgh. Brevet -Major J. E. Ignatius Master- son, V.C., has been appointed recruit= ing staff officer at Glasgow. One of the oldest agricalturists in Wig- townshire, Mr. Alexander Stewart, has passed away at the age of 86. Mrs. Mason, late of •^-Mill of Cammie, Strachan, near Banchory, has died in Aberdeen at t,he age of 99 years. De- ceased was a native of Strachan. General satisfaction is felt in Dum- fries at the honor which has been con- ferred on the burghs by the elevation of Sir Robert Reid to •the Woolsack, Mr. Andrew Dougall, who was long manage t and secretary of the Highland Railway Compeny, has died at his Lon- don residence. Mr. Dougall resigned office just ten years ago. Inverness proposes to fix a voluntary assessment of 4d. per LI, on houses of a rentable value of £10 and upwards in order to provide !uncles to oppose the northern railway combine. The finest Scotch fir in the country is one which was planted in 1700 to dom- memorate the Union of the Crowns. It stands in the grounds of old Auchen- drane, has a girth of 10 feet 3% inches, a height of 87 feet, and is still flourish- ing: In the annual report of the Scottish MINER'S BRAVE RESCUE. Rifle Association pleasure is expressed that the increaeing enthusiasm for rine shooting should -have produced a total He Raced Against Death with a Burning entry of 3,809 for last year's comPeli- Fuse. tions. Africa sent seven of these, Can- . ada four, New Zealand two, and India An act of great bravery is recorded one. • in the London Gazette, which announces The Rev. D.4. Macdonald, Killeen, the bestowal of the Albert medal of 'he has attained his semi -jubilee ' as an or - second class on Edward Nicholls, a mi- dained minister. Kintyre Presbytery ner employed at the Lake View Consols extended their congratulation's, and Mr. Mine, Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. Nicholls was working last April on the 1,200 feet level of the mine witletwo com- panions. They had lit the fuses Id a , round of charges of dynamite, and were retiring for • safety to tbe lower level, when one of the charges exploded. • The lights were all eXtingiliStied by the explosion, and Nicholls called out in the darkness to know , if any, one were hurt. - He groped his way over the de- bris to the spot where he, heard his com- rade Bentley greening. The six-foot fuses of the other four charges were burning at the rate f ninety seconds a yard, and Nicholls knew that if he could not rescue eis comrade in less than three minutes both would be blown to pieces. '-'IteifeSlie'd'aip the incline, frOm the top BIG GUNS ON NEW CRUISERS. The a.rmored cruisers which aro being built at Clydebank, Fairfield and Elswick for the British Government will be the most powerfully armed in the world. They will each carry four 12 -inch -and ten 9.2 -inch guns. It .may be doubted whether such a' gun power can be ac- commodated on a displacement of; say, 16,000 tons, but the recent, development of the battleship goes to show that it. is quite possible. It is a great achievement foe Sir Philip Watts to give art armored- cruiger with the Lord Nelson's arma- ment on a displacement of less than that of the battleship. • RHEUMATISM AND PARALYSIS. Their complete home cure. Post free to readers of this paper. For limited period only. ' A handsome illustrated treatise, giv- tug full descri on ce Phoutnatism and Macdonald's • former assistants resident paralysis, wit instructions for a coin - in. Stotland, fourteen in number, are [nese home cure, • describing the most succesen t ' in . the Iv orld, re- presenting him with a tangible token ,if sful commendedt reatin by the Ministry and en dors- their esteem. . ed by medical men This hi • ghl Y in - Aberdeen students have decided to structive book was written by W, H. Veno, a gentleman who has made. a raise a bill of suspension in the recent study of these diseases. The preface is ccinvietion of a student for thrpwing a by a graduate of the University of a bag of peasemeal and breaking a win- Wurtzburg. bend postal to -day and you will receive the book free by re- dow in a tramcar in Union street. The turn.—Address, The Veno Drug . Co., . 29, students are determined to leave no King St., mot, Tel onto stone unturned in order to • conserve _ their valued privilege of. making them- Mabel (studying her lesson)—"Papa, selves an occasional nuisance. what is the definition of volubility?" Greenock Harbor Trust have made a Mabel's Father—"My child, volubility claim against the Glasgow and South- is a distinguishing feature of your mo - Western Railway for 20,000 in conneas ther when, on account of urgent busi- tion with the purchase by the coinpany ness affairs, I don't , happen to reach of ground at Inch Green, Greenock, be- home until after two o'clock in the longine to the Harbor Trust and the ac- morning." ( . . quirement of. ,groundby the Trust from of which Bentley's groans came. On the the railway company. The matter has top he found his comrade lying under been awaiting settlement for twenty an enormous stone. years. • • He had to roll the stone away before Lord Stratheona, Glencoe, has pur- he could move him, but he succeeded chased fro Mr. MacAlpine Downie, of in getting his comrade down. of about twenty-five miles, marching Just as he reached a place of safety there with the estates of Sir John Stir - the other charges exploded. Bentley ling Maxwell, M. P., • Sir N. Menzies, subsequently died of his injuries. Lord Strathcona thrdlhrdl hrdl r rdrr Lord Bredalbane, and several others. It is one of the finest grouse and deer CHILDLIOOD INDIGESTION. preserves in the Highlands. Ayrshire has just lost, by the death of Captain John Marr, one of its most Nothing is more common in childhood prominent seafaring figures. The cap - than indigestion. Nothing is more tain was born at Troon, in 1841, the son dangerous to proper growth, more weak- of one of the leading captains of the ening to the constitution, or more likely day, and at the early age of eleven went to pave the way to dangerous disease. to sea 'smith his father. After sailing for Nothing is more easy ..to keep under con- various owners, he joined the City Line trot, for proper food and Baby's Own in 1876, and for a quarter of a century Tablets will cover the whole ground. was .a valued servant of that firm. For FIere is strong proof. Mrs.G. G. Irv- many years he commanded the City ing, Trout Brook, Que., says: "My baby of Bonibay, and about fifteen years ago boy was troubled with chronic indiges- with this vessel broke the then existing tion and was a constant sufferer. -.No- "tea" record from India to this country, thing helped him until I tried Baby's .carrying the largest tea cargo that had Own Tablets, but these promptly cured up to that date been brought from Cal - him and he is now as healthy a little cutta to London. lad as you would care to see. I always keep thee tablets in the house and they quickly cure all the troubles of child- hood," Every mother should keep these POSITIVELY RUDE. Tablets on hand. They cure all the Sapleigh--"Each night before retiring minor ailments •of children, and their .1 write down mes thoughts in a little prompt administration when trouble notebook, doncher know." conies may save a precious little life. Miss Cutting—"Indeedt -And how long They are guaranteed to contain no opi- have you been doing that?' ate or harmful drug. Youcan get Sapleigh—"About three yeahs." Baby's Own Tablets from any druggist Miss Cutting—"Then you must have or by mail at 25 cents a box by writ- the first page nearly filled by this ing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., time." Brockville, Ont. , THRIFTIEST TOWN IN ENGLAND. Which is the thriftiest town in Eng- land? Speaking at the foundation -stone laying at the new savings hank at Pres- • ton, Alderman Roper, the actuary, said that years ago Samuel Smiles stated that Preston was the thriftiest town M the country. This was true to -day. • Through the znedium of fifty penny banks and the savings' banks the deposi- tors tottilled over half the Reputation nf • the town, • and cluringssliis connection with the bank eheecapilal had increased from ;8170,0091,o £1700000. ' RADIUM'S POWER. ,..seetiediurn, as explained by Professor Dttrwin, is a substance which is perhans milliens of times more powerful than dynamite, Thus, 1( 10 estimated that an ,bunee of radium tv,ottIcl contain enottgli power to raise 10,000 tons a mile above the earth'e sUrface, Another way of etat- ing the Same estimate.is tills: The energy needed to tow a ship of '12,600. tens a distance of 6,000 sea mllee at fifteen knots is contained in 22 ozS.,of raditun. The Saxon probably burns 5,000 or 6,000 tons of coal on a Voyage of approximately the same length. • "What are Yon studying hew?" tiSked Mrs, CuMrox. "We have takeri ttp the subject, Of • molecules," ansWered her Pan. "I hope yOu Vvit • a.1 y-attentiVe end practise Constant • d the mo- ther, "1 tried to,.get• y ,er to wear ' '2,,,enev'bilt he dotikatt m d .0 stay in his UNCONSCIOUS POISONING. • How it Often Happens From Coffee. • ,, What Makes you Despondent?— Has the stomach gone wrong? [-lave the nerve centres grown tired and listless? Are you threatened with nervous pros- tration? South American Nervine is Na- ture's corrector, makes the stomach Hell. gives a world of nerve force, keeps the circulation perfect. A regular constitu- tion builder for rundown people. One lady says: "I owe my life to it." --84 Mrs. G.—"I never have any trouble with baby. I've only to sing to him and he goes off to sleep at once." Mrs. P. (gushingly)—"What a knowing child" "I had no idea," writes a Duluth man, "that it was the coffee I had been drink- ing all my dile that was responsible for the headaches which were growing up - en me, for the dyspepsia thatnomedi- eined would relieve, and for the acute nervousness which unfitted me not only for work but.elso for the most ordin- ary socio/ functions. • "But a' last the truth dawned upon me I foeertwith bade the harmful bever- age a prompt farewell, ordeied in some Posturn and began to use it. The good effects of the new food drink Were ap- .parent within a Very , few days. My headaehes grew less frequent, and de- creased in violence, my stomach grew strong and able to digest My food with- out distress of any kind, my nervous - nese has gene ancl I am able to enjoy life with my neighbors and sleep sound- ly o'elights. My physieal strength and nerve poWer have increeeed so. • that I can do double the work. I used to do, • and feel no undue fatigue after. • "This impibvernent set in just as soon as the old coffee poiSen had 86 worked out of my systeni as to allow the 'food elements in the Postum to get ahold to build me up again, I cheerfully testify that it was Posturn and Posture. alone that• dld all thia, ler when I began to drink it 1 'threw physic to the dogs.'" Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the fani.118 little hook "The Road to' Wellville" 111 pkg. Nothing looks more ugly than to see a person whose hands are covered over with warts. Why haye these disfigure- ments on your person when a sure re- mover of all warts, corns, etc„ can be found in Hollotvay's Cora Cure. An old couple were gazing at a marble memorial to a bishop, which showed him sinking into the arms of an allegorical figure intended to represent the Angel of Death. The old lady surveyed the monumene critically; and then remarked that. it, was a good likeness of the Bish- op. "But," she added, "it ain't a bit like his wife. I knew her well, and she wore spectacles end side curls." • DIPHTHERIA TRACED TO CATS. Much -Petted -Animal likely to be Vehicle Disease. The apparenUy harmless doniestic cat is a source of great danger, according to the London Lancet, fax two cases of Diphtheria have practically been traced to children kissing and petting these animals. The bacteriologist for the Burgh cf Govan is responsible for this latest medical scare. tie has issued an inter- esting report on the result of his investi- gation into the possibility of the infec- tion of diphtheria being carried by the lower animals, especially WS-. Two cats were- taken to the labora- tory, where their throats were exam- ined. Micro-organisms, from .the throat were cultivated on artificial media away from the body and were found to cor- respond in every respect to those ef the human subject. In case the anirnal had been in the habit of sleeping in the same bed as the patient. and in the other the child had been carrying it in her arrne and kissing ` it, as children frequently do with domestic pets. ' As both, cats had been ailing before Ike children beCame affected, infection ie quite likely to have been carried in this wess, and it is perfectly reasonable to Suppose that similar instances of un- detected or unrecognized attacks of dis, ease among the lower animals . have materielly contributed to the prevalence of diphtheria. Enpeck was dining at the herne Of a friend. "Will you have some of the tongue?" aeked the hostess. "NO thank yol4" replied Envolt; "I get too much , : .....-...-......+..--...:..' ' , . I, Mrs. Hotriebuddy— Home Is the dear- est spot oti earth after ell." Mr. I-1, —"Yes, When you count in the Tent; and. , - 11 It^ "•••,'L.e."SittV • c non RE,WARP will w••••••••iv,130 paid to any person who proves that SunilEeht Soap contains any injurmus chemicals or any form of adulteration, Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way. Sunlight Soap contains no injurious chemicals. Sunlight Soap is pure soap, scientifically made. Every step in its manu- ' facture is watched by an expert chemist. Sunlight Soap saves labor, and the wear of rubbing which Common soaps require in washing fabrics. Your money refunded by the dealer from whom you buy Sunlight Soap if you find any cause for complaint. Lever Brothers Limited. Toronto 184 NEW WOMAN That's why any woman is after a hot cup of rragrard lasswilisiessagaltaria* TEA. It chases away that old tired fee ling and fills her with new life. SO DELIC, OW, Too. Only one best tea. Blue Ribbon's It. " Oshawa" Steel Shingles Windt Water. Storm, and Fire Proof. Xooked on AU Four Sides Made from Painted or Galvanized Steel, at prices varying from $2 85 to $5.10 per hundred square feet covering measure. This is the most desirable coy- ering on the market, and is an ideal covering for Houses, Barns, Stores, Ele- vators, Churches, etc. Any handy man can lay the "OSHAWA" shingles. A hammer and snips are the only tools required. 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Parme- lee's Vegetable Pills will not only in- duce sleep, but will act so benenciany „that the subject will twake refreshen and restored to happiness. "Your honor," said the attorney, "this man's insanity takes the form of a be- lief that everyone wants to rob him. He won't allow even me, his counsel, to approach him." "Maybe he is not so crazy after all," murmured the Court, in a judicial whisper. Heart Disease Relieved in 30 Minutes. Dr: Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives perfect relief in all cases of Organic or Sympathetic Heart Disease in 30 minutes and. speedily affects a cure. It is a peer- less remedy for Palpitation, Shortness of Breath, Smothering Spells, Pain in the Left Side, and all symptoms of a Diseased Heart. One dose convinces. -83 Gussie--"Do you think she'll marry you?" Jack—"I'm afraid not. I propos- ed by post, ydu know, and although she wrote two letters in reply there was no encouragement in them." "Indeed?" "Yes; the letters were It your children moan and are rest- less during sleep, eoupled, when awake, with a , loss of appetite, pale counten- ance, picking of the nose, etc., you I depend upon it that the primary cause of the trOuble is worms. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator effectua t • renioveit these pests, at once relieving the little sufferers, THAT ATiCTIC NIGHT. "They say the Eskimos are a very ab- stemious people." "Never 'make a night of it, eh?" "Most assuredly not. A man couldn't very well stay out for six months." You need not shed any tears if you will place The D L" Menthol Plaster on that lame back. Tr" and. be convinced Mr, Penquick--"Yes, my vleseeseevas aw- fully near-sighted when we evereeeserris ed." Alice (with conviction)—"She must have been." "Man is Pilled With Misery."— This is not true of all men. The well, sound of lung, clear of eye, alert and buoyant with health, are not miserable, whatever may be their social condition. To be well is to be happy, and we can ell be well by getting and keeping our bodies in a healthful state. Dr. Thom- as' Electric Oil will help all to do this. NOT ON THE PLATFORM., "Gent's," said •the trolley car conduc- tor, "you Mustn't stand on the back platform, 'Yu breakin the rules." "Some of 'em ain't," piped up the lit- tle man; "they're standin' on my. feet." . • v,\x , ,------ - 4 Ti 4----- DODDS /)., KNEY) 1) K I El , ,1 PILLS --'s l'od/ 1 _.......-„,-.715i' liks --' KIDNEY,r1cf ?.., EiritilleurlAll'eikle! IGHT's DIS 0 i biARETES or k Niro " nu si ustlysoit /AC The pa I 0 Ion ii In -ItarlonSold l% _00 no, wVith took, tched her Veteran Land Scrip Wanted—state price and amount avail. able. R. PARSONS, . 91 Wellesley St., Toronto. NOT IN DEMAND, "Belle is such a. mannish girl. She wears ti man's top -coat, a man's fedora and a man's tie. Now she is thinking about getting a man's collar." "Well, there is one thing she will nev- e:, get." "What's that? "A man's heart." The hostess had been trying in vain to coax a young lady to sing. Little Willie—"Grandad, what makes a man always give a woman a diamond en gagem ent ring?" Grandfather—"The woman." "Yes," said the veteran of many wars, "i have participated in seventeen engage- ments."' "What," exclaimed the pretty young widow; "and you are still a bache- lor?" . Like little volcanoes of disease, the eruptions of eczema pour out discharges. Bad blood causes the trouble. The local remedy is Weaver's Cerale, and Weaver's Syrup will drive the poison f ram ths blood. "All I have in the world I owe to my wife," murmured the millionaire, who was about to fail, "and I think I had better square ap with her now." And he proceeded to put all his possessions in his wife's name. The Pall of Rheumatic Pains.— When a sufferer finds permanent relief in such a meritorious medicine as South A•neri- can Rheumatic Cure, how glad he is to tell it. C. W, Mayhew, of Tharnesville, Ont., couldn't walk of feed himself ler months—four years ago three bottles of this great remedy cured hint—not pain since—isn't that encouragement filr Oleo. matte sufferers? -82 Mrs. Jones—"And have you any ref- erences? Applicant—"No, mum; I tore 'em up," Mrs. Jones (in surprise) —"Tore them upl 1 -low foolish!" Ap- plicant—"You wouldn't think so, mum, if you had seen 'ern." maorionn. TWA tries all things, and as Pickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup has stood the test of years it now ranks as a lead- ing speeific in the treatment of all ail- ments of the throat and lungs. It will soften and subdue the most stub- born cough by relieving the irritation, alai restore the affected organs to healthy conditions. Use will show its value. Try it. and be convinced of its ellicaty. , Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, imt in best when used iu the Sunlight way. Buy Suniight-Scias, follow directions. "Waiter, these are very smt411 oy ers." "Yes, sir." "And they don't ap- pear to be fresh, either." "Then it's lucky they're small, ain't it, sir?" A flatter of Importance to an those vrho ars run down aud debilitated. is the fact that "Ferronm" is the best tonic ever compounded. It gives strength and builds up the system, "Have a smoke, old man?" said Stin- jay, proffering a weed. "No thank you," replied Wiseman. "What's the matter? Don't you enjoy a good cigar?" "Yes; that's what's the matter." THE SILVER LINING. The situation is seldom quite as bad as might he. Happy is the spirit that recognizes this truth, and talseS •comfort to itself in the thought of what is spar- ed. The Irishman whose tale of calain- ity iS related in th,e Birrningliain Post belongs to this choice class of fortu- nates. Cassidy had just been injured in a blast, "Poor b'y1" exclaimed O'Hare, consol- ingly, "'Tis tough luck to haVe yer hand bloWed off." "Ooh! Faith, it might have been worse," replied Cassidy. "Supposo Oi'd had trio week's • wages in it at that toirne?" The Flagging Energies Revived.---Cosre stiant application to business is a tax upon the energies, and if there be no relaxation, lassitude and depression are sure to intervene. These come from stomach troubles. The want of exer- cise brings on nervous irregularities. and the stomach ceases to assimilate food properly. In this condition Par - melee's 'Vegetable Pills will be found a recuperative of rare power, restoring the organs to healthful action, dispel'. ing depression, and reviving the flagging energies. Wool: "HOW do you like your new diggings?" Van Pelt; "All right, ex- cept that the man across the hall is learning to play the flute "You ought to get an accordion," "I did; that's why he got the flute. Three different waiters at a dinner asked a prim, precise professor, if he would have soup. Annoyed, he said to the last waiter who asked the question: "Is it compulsory?" "No, sir," said the waiter; "it's mock turtle." There le no such fishily as a harmless cough The trouble goes from bad to worse unless eheolc- ed. Allen's Lung Balsam cures the worst colds.. It allays inflammation and clears the ai.t passages Ma—"Tommy, you seem, to love papa better than you do me." Tommy—"Oh, ma, I don't mean to; but, you see, pa. always has his pockets 'full o' pennies." , "Bought my Life for 35 Cents."—This was one man's way of putting it, when he had been pronounced incurable from chronic. dyspepsia. "It was a living death to me until I tried Dr. Von Slan's Pineapple 'Tablets. Thanks to thorn to -day I' am well, and I tell my friends I bought my life for 35 cents" 60 in a box. -80 "Yes," said Miss Passay coyly, "it is true that Mr. Duniley and 1 are to partners for life." "Well, well," (se olaimed Miss Pert, "what a responsible ity for you, being the senior. partneri" Cash or Cure If Shiloh's Consumption Cure fails to cure your Cold or Cough, you get back all you paid (or it. You are nue of a Cur o es the Cash. , 11 it wasn*t a sme cure, this offer would not be mode. Can anything be fairer? 11 you have e Cold, Cough, or any Awns �f the Thro4 Lump or Air Passages, try T N SilE ILO Eli 23t,, per hot& dealess,guatentee %SUP; NO, 3-0$ , 14.00.".0