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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1906-1-4, Page 7tonteee+0-40.+0 4ecneea.+0+0-4-0-4-04- tii6 on o Niceberg out a,S wen as. could be expected. The women bore em reinereably well, but I could see thee the captaiu'e wife hied a bard steufthie to keep back the teem. We drifted all Viet night arid by morning were ao cold and sten that we were ' READY FOR ANYTHING, "Finally, one of the men suggested that we try to climb the berg that 'ee:04-o-1-04-0+04-0-4-0$0-4-04o-e-ce had smile our vessel. The suggestioa was no sooner made than wo wore• • Sea captains have all had strange all 'eager to try itBut clinibing it experiences, but that of Captain was more difficult than wo thought. Harry Turner, port captain of the The sides wore almost smooth, and Pioneer Tug Company, of eeeateie, after seeking in vain for a sloping says the Post-Intelligoncer, and a face, 'we gave it up and pulled to well-known figure among shipping another smaller one about two antes Circles on the sound, is unique in off, That Ono had along sheer to many respects. Wrecked in the. the 'water, and we had no difTieul.,; NOBLE BRITONS' WHIMS A DATCitt or ANECDOTES Mom LONDON. About th 11,41r:it:le 10,,Ldsreiden:.10.1141telyY-Alluirk An American man who during tee last London •SeaSOli was a great sooial eneeees le England has returned heine, bringing heels with him a 'Colleetion of storleS pieked up et Ifinglialf dinner tables. They all relate more or less to prominent members of the aristacraey and illustrate the Airiericaree lion con- vietion thatin the Beni* upper (31,'"SeS you find the :biggest - set Of cranks or e North, • the whole ship's company] whatever in getting on board. WO' arth. drifted for three weeks in boats a.d' piled an ulna -teats rout blankete an Teegreater number of men and No- on an iceberg, and fluting that Untie the ice and 'made a tent for the wo. mon, bOrd to high earileaeg he says, terve, dainte romance Was- deVehipod and men, Which at lit* they refused to a supremo eontetripl for conventionality later Consummated when the caste-- occupy, stating that they would take ways were rescued, The experience their chances with the rest of us arid of the captain differs from. almost would not have•anything better that any other. story of . -the deep, in that, the rest. But a few hours in the cold made 'the little tent with itsvarm blankete look Motel welcome, and they finally criteeed in. • We got alt the Stores, up froin the boat and pil- ed them safely on the berg. The ton of the.' berg was.flat and made a. beautifitl roof garden:, if 1 may use that 'term. Anyway, it Was a wel- come .retreat for us, as it gave us a chance to stroteh our legs and ex.- ercise enough ,to keep the blood culating.' "We had a small alcohol stove and over that the women cooked Mir first not ono of the many people on boar° were lost or even injured.• • Captain Turner has hadan adven- turous ca,Ter since a small boy, Born in Autralia., he ran away to sett when only a lad, but later. set tied ashore and became a ioekey. In two successive years ho won the Cawneld cup, the most highly prize1 trophy that a jockey could win. From jockey the captain drifted to other workashore and has tried ale most everything front selling gum- drops .to deep-sea, diving. • But be life of the sailor, with its perfect free- supper. It tasted fine, 'It was maly dom of all earn its iudependeece fried ham and biscuit, washed dole and excitement, drew him back, and with a small amount or Week coffee, from cabin boy ho worked his way but never in My life did anything up- to the command of taste better. The hot coffee was par * A FULL-RIGCED ShIP. ticularly fine. After getting things straightened up 'we • arranged for watches, so as to be sure never to miss any passing yeesels. 1 had the first watch and to tell you -the trot n I enjoyed it. The top of the berg was about 100 feet above the water and as the night Was fine and clear a beautiful view was to be had. Tee ice itself sparkled and shone in tee moonlight and at its foot the waves broke into silvery sheets of foam. For the last few years the captain has been on the sound, and there are few men better known en local sbip ping circles than he is. "In '83 I was sewed mate of the British bark Sunderland, owned by • Cawlip, Forbes & Co., of .Londen. She was chartered by a Montreel • nem to carry a load of cement to Quebec. On this voyage the captcon was accompanied by his young wife while the sea all around glimmered ▪ la girl friend of hers. The 'yeann from the light of the moon'wwhice name was Mary Anstruther, , bathed everything in a radiate that 4 -AO she was one of the most beautiful to me -,- is far more beautiful than the ..e oe rls that ever I laid eyes on. We more brilliant light of the sun. I tl ci ere all in love with her as soon es paced up and down and tried tofig- 'i.`110 set foot on deck. She was mak- ure out some m ethod of escape. Bay- ing the voyage for her health, as she I knew as well as any of the rest was on the verge of nervous prostrgt that the onlychance was to be pie ii P°1- tion or something I lie that, causea ed up by some passing vesselIci . i e by too many parties, balls and pile< not think so much of the. plight of teas. • . myself and the other' men, but the "Well, we dropped down the river •position of the women. worried me on the fifth of eeay, 1883, and start- considerably. Elqwevere all any of - .ed on oae ge. It was a beauti- us could. do was , ful day, and -everything pointed to a GRIN AND BEAR IT, 'prosperous voyage, I noted the signe e eparticularly, and they were all fay- "In the morning breakfast was • Nee. °rabic. Twenty days out of Lon- served as was suPPee the Previous don we struck a...fog bank, and then night and we all enjoyed it immense, our troubles began. We were .anx- I started to help Miss Mary, ler- dous to make a quick passage, but but the first mate hurried up ann the fog meant reduced speed. Dee pushing nie aside, helped'her himself. • after daywent by and still no sign I saw right away that he was sail - of a letteup. in the grey mist that ea- ing close to the wind in that direc- veleped, us like a pall. Twelve days tion, and that unless he dashed his went by, arid during that time we hopes against 00 unfn'eeseen .r°cle 1 never caught a glimpse of the sea would surely dance the hornpipe at a nor the stars, and, of course, could wedding if we ever got ashore. See - not get an observation. In the two ing the lay of the land I let them weeks that we were in the fog the alone and gave the tip to the men to captain aged ten years, for he was gee away from there whenever thee constantly thinking of his wife earl went piennenacling on the berg, her friend. ne was on the bridewhich happened to be quite frequent. most of the time, and seldom leet ly. Morgan was a fine young felloe except for an hour or two sleep and and bright as they make them. He .a bite to eat. • belonged to Dewed family in. Eng. "On the morning ar the fifteenth land, but had been a little wild at day in the fog I was on the bride%) one time and they shipped bien fie when I smelled ice. 1 at once sent a an apprentice in order to keep bim boy to call the eaptain, who hall out of mischief. He liked the life ' just turned in, and when he came and soon rose. , on tack, he, too, noticed it. That "Well, .we all had great Sport rendered our position more perilous watching this wooing on an iceberg than before, but all we could do was and wondering if it wasn't rather to keep even a better lookout than cold work. But judging from the aver. While we were on the fo'c's'le way he wont about it, ice does not _ bead, right before lie, loomed up a cut much figure when it comes to a white wall that sparkled and glim sailor making love. Before we were mered dully in the dim light. .11e- on that berg ten days they were, coo - fore we could shout to the man . at ing like a couple of Mother Carey's • the wheel to put her hard down, chickens thathad lost their pa. ' • . . THE CRASH. oaelE. . "As we drifted farther south the :We were then 'making about eight ice gradually melted encl. became . . *nets, and the force of the collision .,,,,,, aa„, -1.,„1 hottey-combed • until it was ensafe. was stich that it stave in the vessel', ”" "e- --- to take to the boats bow clear up to the heel of the for: once again and strike out for the Mast. Both the captain and my '1 track of the Atlantic vessels. Two only escaped by speingice, back 1,1,,c days after leaving the berg we saw the horizou. Then we wrack and had only a few minutes- ts5t1112ricteedotno pull. We pulled until our a Shot. The vessel wa% a total to live. The scene on her decks was arms were almost pulled out of ,the terrible; the masts had all fallen, sockets, but we got close enough to and confusion reigned. Cries from make ourselvee seen. We were picked the women, curses and yells from the ,.. up by the steatner Nottingham and crew and above all the roar of the taken to Liverpoca. Of course, they surf against the berg made a cliaotic made much of us and wondered hew scene fleVer to be. forgotten, The we had surviVed the terrible exper- captain was the only cool one on ience (01 the ice, but to tell you the hoard. The accident seemed to truth, I doubt if I ever had a Limae have lifted a weight from his should- pleasant outing in iny lite. No one •ers. Men can often face a real dan- was killed, irtjured or eve sick, and ger muce ea.sier than they- earl the best of it was that 'Cho sailors anticipate ono. He took commend were all intelligent young fellows UNIMPORTANT POSSESSIONS. or a few of the men and soon n u .41 , that knew enough to obey orders mid the long boat, which had been secret- nOt rnake themselveS obnoxious. Then At tho ducal palace in Scotland are le prepared for. any Contingency, with the little rat -fleece to enliven many priceless heirlooms, much magni- launched; and thp,.women were things a bit, I really had a fine time. figent plate, etc., to all of which she is bus- tled in like a nail, wrts „elven cm- "Three weeks after reaching 'Lon. seemingly indifferent, leaving the care mand and told to shove de but ow doe, Morgan and leiss Mary wore of it to hirelings. Not so the Maus() captain's wife would not, leave him . married, and we all attendee the cer- linen, leavening rugs and kitchen uten- , and we had to -wait until the other mil"Y` . Of course; hee perents ae sils in her hankies residences. boats were launched and every one first objetted et renuouely to tbe Often, indeed, beer° her guests haVe safe from the 'vessel before the cap- ,...: e match, bet you know how then 'lett their rooms Ill, the conclusion of a visit she is upstairs stripping the bees, Shove' .ofT . We were not more than allow 08 to tuillg'S adjliSt themselves. "lefurgan is now a wealthy man ip. and witt a tape measure and manor - Jain would come in mid 50 yards from the vessel when sh,1 London and occesionally spade me it andum, guff carefully over every sheet. threw 1.1 p her stoi.„ and went down letter telling me of how his chinlren towel, slip and cover in the place. It's , nose first., , are getting on, Tim last time T wag of Mlle avail that she assuree the dis- conCerted Visitors that her suspinionS of Melling bita of linen 1410 direeted ngaiiist, their Maids and valets. Naturally . she makee every one be 1 mot her roof ,ciespera to ly unoom fort-- 1 ( • ahle, end though in many \\aye e hos- 4,,. or siuguiAr charm. tier chum rims: by a entailer sif,e, and keep tiprear in, the Servants' quartere by this, strange • LATE MR ELI HAWKINS LEADING MAIIKETS fancy and also by coMpelling eller do- mestics to live almost exelusively 011 1115 ODDEST MILLIONAIRE, W110 fish. Otherwise the Dueltess is 0 brit. iinEADSTUITS. learn, dignified and delightful woman, EVER LIVED. reatrato these uneontfartable arid die. triune) Story of a Once Bleb Man Who cOneereng practices, Recently. Died ia Poverty. , When Mr, Hawkins, a reputed mil - MEASURING TUE 1/1001%. lionaire, and his wife aegretell just thirty years e,go from San eaant• eeot Coinpetiiions and Awards in an Old to 1.as Angeles with $800,000 in a "leather glepsaciee it Ives evidently Eaehioned. Scotch Ilamlet. with the intention of egeandering It is very quaint matrimonial come this small,portion. of their fortune in the shortest possible time; a,m1 the story of how they did it will probebly be told for generations in South- ern caw° , Purchasing 800 acres or barren hied in, Los Nieces Vallee, Eli set to work to coveet it in re- cord time into a veritable garden of Eden, with lordly pleasure -house for lee ewelling-place. 1fe engaged an avant of workmen and dispatched agents in all 'direc- tions to purcbase fullgrown sliade anti ornamental trees, whith were transported by night on specially - built wagons to his estete and plant- ed there. Another army of men, a hundred strong, scoured the country for full-grown plants. ',Chore were processions of wagons conveying earth from one part of the estate to make hills elsewhere; grottoes sprang up Wei inushroorns in a single day, lakes and streams macie their appear- ance ae if by ma,gic, until, under the skilful direction of landscape gar- deners, within a few weeks the bar - Ian acres were converted into petition thet prevails in the old fashion- . ed. fishing and agricultural hamlet of St. Cyrus, o'n the northeast coast ef Scotland. , It is an animal conteSt open .only to brides,. is jedged and Unwired by the parish minister in the parish church, feel themselves emancipated by their aud has to do entirely with age and. sta. birth, and do preeisely as they please ture. Foue money prizes of equal valoe on every and all oeCtesiens. The reSult, are awarded every year.. There is one is they aro a diverting set Of PeOPle each for the youngest, the oldest, du; moot, aud are. immoderately laughed at shortest and, the tallest brides merried by tho outsiders. ' during the course at. the year hi the Among 'the aristeetrialic eccentrics of parish church. the English smart world no ono ever I Candidates, if not resident in the pea meted more comment than the father ' must Wee, up residenee there at of the present Viceroy of Ireland, the: least six weeks before the nuptal knot late Lova. Dudley. IL was known that ie tied, he made it, a .praclice always to sleep The procecture followed is the essence between black satin sheets; but whin of simplicity, At the close of the wed- atteacted evexamore trak was the single ding ceremony the bride retires to the crimson rose 'fie invariably wore to the vestry order to sign the marriage opera tucked behind his left ear, register and to have her competitive Indeed the Earl's eel's, or rather lack qualifications ascertained. The "birth of ears; as his enelnies affirmed, 'never lines," as they ere familiarly designated, ceased to be whispered about in London. show her age, but no documentary 'Some eaid an injured husband had evidence of stature, however authorita- sheared them off as a penalty tor the tively attested, can be accepted. Pinot &fey nobleman's frivolity, while the Eget mUst be forthcoming on the spot. For himself used to tell entertaining stories this phrpose the candiaate has to sub - of a romantic encounter with mit to an ordeal, the first part of which consists ie removing her shoes. Then BANDITS IN THE OBIENT. comes the endoiag of her hair until the Whatever the truth may have. been, ee tresses, length permitting, hang loosely made it aepractice to wear his hair long over the shoulders. and richly curled and on feetive ooca- Thus temporarily bereft of part .of her Sions loved to decorate les flowing locks with flowers. adornment, she steps en to the measuring stand.provideci for tbis special purpose, Ont thing is certain the -late Lord Dud- and always kept on the premises. Now ley could never be prevailed LIP"- to comes. the Crux of the ceremony. The answer a letter. When his post arrived judge carefully wields the sliding aide of a morning he only very occasionally cater, and in the gentlest possible opened an envelope, amusin himself manner checkmates any suspicion of like a magpie by secreting the rest of Unduly inanioulating the head and feet. pliiisacensi.ail in curious out Of the way Measuring completed, the pastor en- ters the particulars in the brides' regi - None of his secretaries could ever 'plee ster. The entries close with the' end e Vail upon him to allow his correspon- dence to be handled in the ordinary way, and it may he imagined what con- fusion reigned in consequence of these monkeyish tricks-. As for the wretched trustees of the estate who were com- pelled to examine his affairs titter his death, they were driven half demented by the tangle in which they found things. For testa/me, in a vase at Himley Hall, Staffordshire one of the Dudley country seats they discovered a check for Xla00 in a leiter, the seal of which. had never been broken. The' sender wrote from Auelralia in grateful terms, thanking the Earl for his generous loan, which was then and there returned in full with interest. . This particular' missive had been lying at the hall for no less than twenty years accumulating dust, and when it was examined both of the principals in the transaction were dead and bueied. THE PRESENT Lopio DUDLEY seems to have inherited very little ( his father's whimsical nature. He is an ardent, impulsive, warm hearted man, with just the qualities to commend hini to his Irish semi -subjects. His two ruling passions, after politics, are for jewels and racing, and a story is told of Lady Dudley's thrift as com- pared to her husband's freehandedness. • After the birth of the last son, the Earl, in a burst of appreciation, ordered a superb crown of diamonds sent up as a present to the Countess, who at the time was still confined to her room. After expressing all the admiration and gratitude the most exigeant hus- band could ask, the costly piece at jew- elry was locked up, and the first journey her ladyship made out of doors was to return the blazing coronet to the mer- chant who sold it, first ascertaining that the bill was yet unpatd. itis cemmonemowledge that the Vice- roy is greatly under the influence of nis wife, and as his friends all agree, with the happiest mulls. She, it appears, while entering heart min soul into hie love for horses, racing and a trallant oit of betting now and then, has made her sympathy conditional urn a promise that he shall absolutely never visit the couree except in her company. Ile ticks manfully to his bargain, and It is a very long day. when anyone per. swedes the Earl to take undilly long odds. . . • There is one middle aged but still beautiful .Duchess gossip tells of evhose many whimsicalities pass all the bounds of reason. Ono of her idiosyncrasies le a firmly grounded belief that the world is in league to steal certain valuelees and 'We were. of course, cast down, big Soon started to 16ok ahea,d and trY to figure ;out • whet would be- fi:•erfui .or us, There Were ten Of ua in the long boat, two . women, 'the eaptair-., myself and six sailors. We had •° tth,,.'ff breakers 01 water and • quitiq laego amount of food, so bad nR4 fear of starving. ''What did hurt es, though, was • the feet that, not more than three titati*s after the ship etrunk the foe cleared, and from that time we saw scarcely Ilia. OW sight that we Wee 500 caused es to wonder how we Led escaped so icing; for we were in IlOrraet lield Or frt.'. 'MON: Wet 0 V011 'tar& beMS NN1Ibi lk radlutt of a quarter et a mile, and we mare in the center. :it was 0 Thky0,ery how we eecaped steiichie, befoia, Of courei it was vete' cent, eo cold, in feet, the we haft to row to keep warm. Teo bat seemed rieefulk cramP- ed aftee *es eeaeele nue'we made. 111 ninglatel saw them bona and. we had- a: great time. talelog over old 41rfieq " each year, and it is an interesting group that wends ils way to the manse on the dflorswtrIvesee.k day of the year to receive the These marriages always take place ou a Friday, on which occasion there ie invariably a good turn out of specta, tors, the union of a deaf and durnb mine having attracted a record at- tendance. The brides' register reveals some curious features. "In one family three sisters and a brothr's wife were successful in annexing the gift, and ef two prize -taking sisters one was the tallest and the other the shortest. In another instance only half a day sepa- rated one of the lucky brides from the next in turn. - The present minister ' of the parish has officiated at these contests for the la.st twenty-one years, during which period the value of the dowries has averaged a trifle over $30 each. The origin of this droll competition is decidedly interesting. One boisterous winter day a wealthy local laird ob- served a young couple wending their way to church to be 'made one.' Cur- ious to know their circumstances, tie made inquiries and learned thee the mutual love of the ploughman and the ex -servant lass was their principal asset Lot' setting up house. As a sequel the laird left at his death a legacy of $.5,000, the interest of whiCh he decreed was a.) he divided annually for all time coming into five equal portions, four among brides as already mentioned, and the fifth to provide oatmeal, tea, sugar, etc., for the poor ef the parish. This quaint custom, besides creating pleasurable excitement, does much material good to the numble partici- pants. The fund, which is nivested 111 Government consols, at present stands at $5,650, and the next distribution -on Monday. January. 1, t906 -will be the fifty-ninth. OUR COUN'PRY. • Canada's fore.st products tottlle.,..1 SO millions in 1903. , Catena. bias 7,000 veseels register- ed,' with tonnage of Se million tons. The product of Canada's paper and pulp mills in 1903 reached $5,219,- 000. Canada's irrigation canals in Al- berta are 'made up of 160 different canals and ditches. Only six other banks in America or Europe have .0. larger capital than the Bank of Montreal. • The C. P. R. are building a 400: mile irrigation canal between Cal- gar3r and Medicine Hat tvhich will cost five -million dollars. F4.)rty =anions are deposited in Loan companies, private banks, etc., in Canada. Twenty-five years ago the cattle trade of the Canadian North-west totalled 25 head, banada's Government savings banks have 216,000 depositors, with ' 62 million8 on deposit. - Feely hundred arid twenty-three mill ions a,re deposited la chartered baCitaknsatillal sCalciqae(ciatile; railways earriett, in 1 901 , 381 million pa ssengers-e0 ' times the pe,pulation, ok Canada. Gip,RAt lekle CRUAIBLING AWAY. a is not generelly known itua the prea I. rock of Gibrada r is b nn jowl.- 11481 115 01'110101111 g, 1)18,;,. 04 Ittliht. 110 (101thltIAlly 1)611110, Inetqlt I 11,11.1111,4‘ ii)nft(1,1;11,C4.11(.;11. sianifilSOpTsYt (11111,11.11, altar carai(it (MT 10 notice on the ease!, 1,(1 eene ihe fortress enormous eil.' col1,00 prihetkesta paptcaltuelsw.;ef; liiii11411118110elymilio.tlftloa.,! tiarly or forty feet souitre, 310 tkio roof of Oilealifir's (Itself notttion, or 1 thick, strong comae. they keep leen l pure 04 tlei ellen :tide from finehling r Teruntoi Jan, 2.--Wheat-Oeterie- 78c lea, 79e asked for 0, 2 wilitee red ee mixed °Mettle points, goose and spring 74e to 75c, • Wheat - lelanitoba-Priees at lake Perks are 890 for No. 1 hard 86c for No. 1 Northern, and 830 for NO. 2 !Northern. e leer -- Ontarm-lexpoit agents bet $3A0 for 90 per oent. pateuts buyers' bags at outside poiats. Domestic seles are at $3.35 to 37.45. Manitoba, $1.40 ta $4,86 for fast Patents, $4,30 to 34.40 for second patents, mid $4.20 to $4.'30 for bakers'. Milifeed--Onlario-Bran $15.50 to $111 in car lots °Weide, shOrts $17 to 448. IVItinitoba bran $17 to $17.50, shorta ISijeSig51911, tP)aitit8e..50 at Toronto and equal Oats -Quiet at 35c outside. Barley -16c to 47c for No. 2, 44c to 45e for No. 3 extra, and 41e to 42e for No. 3 at outside points. Peas -Steady fe 78c to 790 at outside pints. I. -Via -Steady al 70c outside. I3uckwhetie-Nominal at 51e to 820 outside. ' Corn ---Now Canadian 42c to e4c Chat- ham freights. Ameriean No. 3 yellow 51c to 51%c at Toronto, and 2c to in more outside according to freights. Rolled Oats -$5 in barrels and $4.75 10 bags on track here; 25c moree-for broken. lots here and 400 outside. COUNTIlY PrIODUCE. 13ei1er-Quoilations are uachanged, GLORIOUS GARDENS. Crearnery 24c to 25e do solids - 23c to 24e But still the artistic eye of Mr. Dairy lb rolls,good to c e .. choic .. elc to 22c Hawkins was not satisfied: He spent do tubs ........ . ... . . ate to 22c $7,000 on. statuary for his lawns do medium „a_ ..,. .... 20e to 21e and groves, and to crown the effect he sot two of his servant s to work do inferior .... ...... .... 19c to 20c Cheese -Stead y t II t 1.3 f on them with paint -brushes. Mercury large and .13e.ec for twins. blossomed into green tights and blace hair; Venus was made radiant' Eggs -24e 10 25c for fresh. gathered, in blue sandals, red hosiery, and car- 22c to 23c for cold:storage and 20e to 210 for limed. Fresh gathered eggs are mine arm -stumps; all the Cupids and Bacchus graduated in sober grey Poultry -Fat were painted black with blue stripes, nee time a year ago, . coming in nitieh more freely than at chickens Sc to 9c, thin 74-1- with a flaming nose. In Sc; fat liens Gee° 10 734c, thin 5%c to Meanwhile a palatial house had sprung up in the needle of this 7c; ducks 110 to 12e, lain Gale Sc; geese 100 to 11c; turkeys 130. ready-made splendor; and,,. that noth- ing might be lacking to its complete. Potatoes--Unchanged-Ontetrio, 65c to ness, Eli had a private bar -room an- Tie per bag en track here; 75ete.$5,0,04 of store; eastern, 75c to SOc on track and 90o to 96c out of store. Dressed lings-$7.75 per ewl to 38 per cwt for ear lots of dressed here. Baled Hay -$8 per ton for No. 1 tim- othy in oar lois here and $6 for No. 2. • Baled Straw -$6 per ton for car lots on tracic here. uexed at e cost of $10,000 and equipped with the largest assortment of drinks in all Claliforma„ under the charge of an expert bar -tender. Here, ia company with boon companions, he spent enaey hours daily gloating over the fruits of his enterprise and dispensing champagne and cigars with lavish hand to his workmen. In his stables he placed thirty horses, the costliest money could buy; his harness was all gold-plated and his equipages were the most sumptuous in the whole continent of America; while to crown his absurd- ity he would drive behind a pair of $3,000 horses, wearing clothes no self respecting beggar would care to be seen in. The story of his later eccentricities would fill a volume and has only space for SAMPLES OF Tweet. Thus, one day the inea occurred to him to have a great running match at night on the roads of Los Nietos • Valley. For this purpose he sent, messengers far and wide to purchase 7,000 candles, which were placed at intervals, mounted on sticks, along the course; a grand stand was ereet- ed, from which Mr. and Mrs. Haw- kins, in solitary splendor, witnessed 'the contest; and a brass band, im- ported from Los Angeles, relieved the tedium by discoursing sweet music for their benefit. On another occasion when Hawkins came home from San Francisco, his wife hired a brass band in Los An. - galas ' meet him. Down the coun- try roau to the :Hawkins ranch came the band, blowing horns, beating' drums, ailid clashing nyinhalS, Next followed an opee landau covered 'with the national colors, and drawn by four coal -black horses decked with gorgeous plumes. Hawkins and his wife rode together like Ttoyal person- ages. On the seat in front of them -wee an open basket of champagne, and whenever Hawkins spied someone he particularly liked along the hot, dusty adobe road, he tossed a bot- tle of champage to hint. One day Mr. and Mrs. Hawkins took- a sudden fancy that it would be a good idea to have their cattle, sheep, dogs, and cats ALL OF ONE COLOR. Violet was the color chosen for the stock. lath of the "Jersey cows, the bull, the sheep, dogs, and cats were treated to a sponge bath of violet dyeing fluid. It was 'a sight long to be remembered to sea a pack of vio- let -hued hunting dog's seurrying over the fields, while violet sheep gamboll- ed in the leawkine grove, and at drove of violet -tinted cows chewed their cuds in the neighboring mead- ow. Initesad to say, the cows licked their violet -dyed flanks too freely, and several of the most valuable died of poisoning, while others sick- ened. • • A favorite pastime, with Eli and his wife, who weee both excellent shots, waS to use their statuary as targets, and in an incredibly short time there was not a etaeue in the place which lad 1101 shed inost of its limbs and features, Poi.itaps the most amusing incident of all, however, Nvas wben, ono day, Eli proceeded to his new ))wk reservoir to take 0 swan be- fore the walls were dr. His wife warned 11101 that, she wotild shoot him if he tided it. Hawkins plunged n, when bang; wont a revoler in the angry woman's hands. Hawkins hid IRS EXCUSF,, it iteneeteee„fle itillicult its time goes till !Mrs, ljende4,l)0 you mean, sir, le ie till nu' lisis for a house partY. • i• Stand there and tell • MA you got.: tutc)x1-, 51•0 18 equelly queer about thee nen cetera from sinOlcing a corneol) piper' ", wraps'. The Doke buys .heaPs or warm Mr. Bender --“Yes, efineti yeti ett, tee Oh had been acting as 'a stepper lor 14 demijohn et moonsbeic for flee yeers.e enertage blaneels, airs, ete., against, the Shrewd file oi. the.. 00111..hilln0 matter .tiow gepereus hie p4001) 884)8 there fa never anything but a ragged 1110101401 , (>11110. on heed. When. he goat for drive all We !Wok things haVe been 1 hJ'rtNXNC 'FATTY V.'1132.\ eareftilly ,Ineked celeste, never 11)801 1..; the light. A "re 41 t' Vel"1 W 00d Ce11100.Y, lea (0(141 (('0011111) >1 (((1 111 the the I 'en nsyl Yenta an that te reek) e, unheses peseion for 0 otst trete 11 or i which, started like Yeaes ago, is rate- saueepens. every cloy she (1>8)4)00.8to the hilehea (1(1101(111 (1(1(1 with her own 111040.rrGerds [he diameter of every Sei in the cook's 1(001) in g: Silo fears O. :big pet (ney be 101)10080. mg yet. Weter hs no effect, On so over a 150.11(0(1 (10410!'$ are tieing spent in fighting . tile "fi)e with a, ' tore og culta and water, 101)114(1the.. tank -house, and every iTue showed his heed e, hoed ehieeeti *let, She kept hi n ivoV- llg- there the entire afternoon, HIS tv:vi ruined 1,y: his haste to tan it before itwas tle,y lie recently lied a poor man, my,WARor,D, "Die you ever 'select 0 cendelate eiennuely?" • ' "No," Answered the Word eolitiniten; not exactly unaohnousle. Tea we die. elle1 than thee We got More votee or our man than there•Wete eeeple. in ee town," 4110 the blue fan. See eptCOW s. OS. • in the Mediterreacan 811,V that 011)., Alter hae (teen rolling and crumbling 0,, teeny yeti's, hut that. of tete fee die idegeetion 1048 gone et tt feeler tate A Ion heretofore, Thry say that Ith.t tone forquim; lilts imposing cliff IS roe " en stone and teen (11 a little while the e >11)4) '(1(0 gra/44111 ot eeeeliee.\vill t e tee • BUSINESS AT MONTREAL. Montreal, ec. 26. -The market for oats is easy in tone, the offerings being more liberal, but bueines,s continues quiet, and prices were unchange 11 morning. There was some demand American mixed and No. 3 yellow co The flour Market rules steady und good demand, both for export mid lo trade. There is, no change in pri Bran continues very firm, the offer' being small. Prices are steady at, Week's advance. There is no chang the market for hay. Oats -Nr ' 39e; No. 3 white, 3Se, and 37e. Barley -Manitoba, N 4, 46eec. Corn-Anteric No. 3 yellow, 53%c, ON Manitoba spring wheat 85; strong bakers, 34.40 to wheat patents, $4.25 to $4.5 , rollers, $4 to $4.10; do., in bee to $1.95; extra, $1.65 to $1.75. Fee Manitoba bran, in" bags, $17; shorts; $20 per ton; Ontario bran, hibulk, $14.50 tie $15; sliorte. $20; milled mouille, $21 324; straight gram mouille, eiee per ton. Rolled oats, per bag, 32.15; cornmeal, $1.45 to $1.50 Hay -No. 1, 38.50 to $9; No. 0 $8; clover, mixed,. $6 to $6.50 clover, $6 per ton, in car lots Ontario, 12% to 13c; Easte Butter -Choice, 2334c; good t Lo 23e, BUFFALO MARKETS Buffalo, Jan. 2.-Flour-Quie4, 1111 - changed. Wheat --Spring dtill; No. 1 Northern, 933.0 asked; Winter, No. red, 883ec offered. Corn -Opened firm- er, closed easier: No. 3 yellow, 49eec; No. 2 corn, 49j1): -Da white, 363o asked; No. 2 mixed. 3 ilarley-Dull; 45 to 56e. 'Rye- -Dull a easy; No. 1, 74e. NEW YORK MARKET. New York, ,Tan. 1-Whea0--Spot ea No. 2 red, trec 10 elevator and 03'mt. f.o.b. afloat; No. 1 Northern Duluth, 94%c f.o.b. afloat; .No. 1•hard Manitoba nominal, feeb. afloat „ SENTENCE SERNIONS. Toot is touching, with love. Weeds are a call to work. The immovable hearts move the world. The blue heart a/ways has a Wade sky. The empty faith is usually made eour,ding brass. One does not get wedded, to trUllib flirting, with doubt. , The Only work without honor is that which:helps no one ., he di evl is always. dead in a war of words. • He is blessed With fortune who bat: "earned to bear m is fortune, • • The, 1oc af trulti ere moro profit,. elite than the gains of trickery. A man who is 'honest for policy wilt he dishonest for promotion. Many a deaeon NOM 15 lOng on coat tails will be found shell, on whine 11MI31(ELLA OF GLASS. • "rhe latest adjunct to glass novelties is the glass umbrella, which is covered welt "silk" spun from gloss: The umbeen las, of cause, 10111 afferd no peolection • trent the, rays of the eun; hut they pee-. sess one, obvioue coven lege, n am fey, thin they cOtt be held in'frunt of tile facet 3 ett neat in t he wing and ram, ttod at the same, Time the User will be able to 800 that he does net run into unofferl&. ing indivithials or lamp poste. \VII Y HE DIBN'T ePTIOPOSn, noteilite-lf I were to ask, your hand in marriage 'would Yo -ti say "No"? Nese Gotrox--Not me, ed 'tern yen • over te papa aad telephone for an am- bUlanee,