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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1904-12-22, Page 3.&,OHI'NG KIDNEYS, Cam Only be Cured by Enriching %nee Blood by the Use of Dr, Williams' 'Pink Pills. The kidsleys filter every drop.. of your blood. The purity ' of the blood depend upon ;the ,kicirleys—aiid the health of the kidneys depends upon the ' blood. If your : bleed is weak the kidneys have not strength for their work and leave the blood un- filtered and foul.., If 'your blood is tend the kidneys,:. get. clogged , with. painful, poisonous 'im'purities. That is what causes your back ache with the dull pains or sharp stabs of sick kidneys. And kidney disease is ane of the most deadly and hopeless things that can attack you. The only hope is to strike without delay at the root of the trouble in the blood with Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.. They actually snake new blood.%They flush the kidneys clean, heal their inflaiiiivation and givethem strength for . their work. Common kidney. pills only touch the; symptoms—Dr. Williams'Pink. Pills cure the cause. That is why they cure for good and at the same time improve the health. in every way. Mr. Geo. Johnson, of the village of Ohio, N. S., gives strong proof of the truth of the above state- ments'. lie says : "My son, now nineteen years old, suffered greatly with kidney trouble. He was con • latently troubled: with 'severe pains in the back, and often passed sleepless nights. • Isis `appetite failed, he grew' weak, 'and could '; hardly do the usual work that galls to the'; lot of a, troy .on': a fatenea.We'.tried` several,. ... kidney; medicines, bu't they could not belie him'any. L" Then. a friend reclean- -Mended ecoui'Mended.br. ttr511lams' Pink Pills. and this was the first medicine that reached the cause of the trouble. 1I used the pills fora couple of months and 1 an, thankful to say is now as strong and healthy as any boy of his cage. There is no disease due to bad. blood that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Will not cure, -simply because they make new, rich red ;blood that ex- pels disease front every part of the body. That is why they cure the worst cases of anaemia, indigestion, neuralgi a, rheumatism, headache, and backaches, and - the special ail- ments from which women alone suf- fer. But only the genuine pills can do this and you should see that the full name, "Dr. 3\•illiams' Pink Pills for Pale People," is printed on the wrapper around each box. Sold by all medicine dealers or direct by mail from the Dr: Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont., at 50 cents a box er six boxes for $2;50. PECULIAR ORCHID. When This Flower is Thirsty it is Able to. Suck up Water. Mr. Suverkrop, a naturalist who has made many journeys in South America to enrich the Kew Gardens, near London, with new plants. re- ports the discovery of a remarkable plant belonging to the orchid family. The plant has a peculiarity which seems to distinguish it from any other. 'When it is thirsty it lowers ,to the water a tube from its station on the tree of which it is a para- site. When it has imbibed the need- ed amount of water the tube rolls tap into a neat coil and takes its place again in the centro of the plant. The naturalist tells this story of his discovery : "I was sitting one hot afternoon the neighborhood of the Rio de la the neighborhood of the Rio de is Plata. I observed a number of leaf- less trees whose life had evidently, been absorbed by the growth of par- asitic plants that hung upon their trunks. "112y, attention was soon directed to a flat plant with a number of Iarge leaves, in form like spear heads,. which were .arranged like a. sunburst around the common centre: It was a plant I had never seen be- fore. It was nearly as flat as a platter, except there was a growth from the centre, a sort of hollow tube . of small circumference which extended several feet to the water .below, ; the end of the tube being about four inches beneath the surface:, I inves- tigated the tube more closely and found to my surprise that it was sucking up water! I could distinct- ly feel the inflow as I put my finger over the mouth of the tube. "But my astonisbanent was un- bounded a minute later when. I saw the tube begin to roll up, the pro- cess continuing until the coil thus formed had reached the middle of the plant, where it came to rest. Casual inspection would give the im- pression that it was a part of the growth raised a little above the gen- eral surface, "I found a few `other plants of the same kind and watched their pro- cess of quenching thirst. Every few days the tube would unroll slowly until it reached the water, and when it coiled up again the plant would be saturated,and spongy to the touch. It is a remarkable provision of stature which seems to require al- most the intelligence of an animal ;for its operation.'." SLEEPLESS BABIES., Well babies sl'eeli soundly and wake up brightly: When babies are rest- less and sleepless it is the •. surest possible sign of illness—in all prob- ability due to some derangement of the stomach and bowels, or teething troubles. Baby's Own Tablest are tie only proper remedy. They re- move the trouble and in this way give the little one sound, refreshing sleep, and it wakes up healthy and Happy. Guaranteed: to c'bntain no harmful drug or opiate. Ides. This. born, Loring, Ont., says: "My baby suffered from 8fornacii trouble and teeth ing, and was quite cross. I got Baby s Own Tablets and they seem- ed to work almost like a charm. I tliin'd nothing cen, °dual the Tablets' for ehndian's ailments." You Can find them at drug stores or get them po;tli paid at 25 cents a box by. wect1eg The Dr, Willian'is' Medicine Ciao, 3'f4ekeilla , Ont. SAVAGE BOAT BUILDERS. South Sea Islanders Who Can Build a Fine Craft. In the Marshall group ot• islands in the south seas is a little atoll of coral • known as Likieb atoll. It is hundreds of miles away from any other• island and the natives go half naked Iike the other dwellers of the south seas. But they ^have learned one great civilized art, just the same and thaat is .the art of building ships. About forty years ago a Portuguese 'sailor was landed there from a'whal- ing ship. When his vessel sailed away he remainedbeidnd, for the away he remained behind, fir the had tempted him, and he had decid- ed to leave the restless sea and live the rest of his days on the warm, sleepy beaches, where no one work- ed. Soon he married the daughter of a chief and became a trader. Af- ter many years an American captain visited the islands during a trading ,Voyage in the south seas, and when his vessel shortly afterwards became unseaworthy , he set,*to work on the beach to build a new one, The Portuguese whaler's two sons helped trim and learned a ` great deal about the operation. The island bad fine, hard wood on it, just the kind of timber that shipbuilders value be- cause o-cause it will not rot or waterlog readily. The captain at last sue- Deeded in finishing a good 40 -ton schooner and ,sailed away in her. Be - lore long; the`': tWO boys '•had begun to teach •, the natives something of what: they had -picked" up and soon instead of theprf"niitivo canoes • and dugouts that `.the Marshall 'nelaifders halve.. been;,,"using ;,for centuties ; the fplk `en • the .Lfldcb atoll. .began to, 'build canoes, made of :carefidly-faslie., coned lumber and pinned together with rivets. Now there is a real shipyard on this little speck lost in the wide Pacific. A high roof under the palms on thebeach greets the mariner and when he lairdshe sees vessels, modern tools lying around and everything looking just as it does en a shipyard anywhere on. the American coast, . -only instead of workmen in overalls he sees dark natives with hardly any clothing. The wood from which the knees and 'timbers are cut comes from an island on the western side of the lagoon. It is called kauoe, and is extremely handsome, looking much like black 'walnut. It has the valu- able property of growing harder as it grows older and makes fine ves- sels. Tools—all of them of the best kind—wood for spars, etc., are shipped to Likieb atoll now from New Zealand and the boats that are turned out in the savage islands have been compared with American and English built vessels that have touched at the place 'and found to be excellent in every respect. The sav- age shipbuilders have a queer scale of prices. If a chief wants a schoon- er of saytwelve tons, built for him, they charge him $1,000 for it, but Same If a poorer person wants the kind of a vessel they will charge many hundred dollars less. They do this quite openly and explain it by saying that the chief, being rich, can afford to pay muchmore than a poor person for the same thing. NEW AND STRANGE. Some of the Latest Inventions and Discoveries. Ninvar is a new alloy that will pre- -vent the expansion of iron through heat. It should be invaluable for rails and instruments of precision, which are sometimes thrown out of gear in the hot weather and in tro- pical countries. A novel restorative for persons who have fainted or are unconscious from partial.suffocation is suggested by a Bohemian doctor; it is to poll the nose. A rhythmic movement of this kind excites the sensory nerves and speedily Induces consciousness. The latest suggested cure for the distressing complaint known as ]fay fever is as simple as is strange. It is merely to wear smoked glasses. 'Dr. F. E. Stowell thipkg that hay fever,. in many cases, is::due'to irritation of the eyes. This remedy is so easy to adopt that itg:is worth trying. A strange°tsh with a peculiar char acteristiee]ras latelybeen brought' in- to notice at Ceylon: It has the ca- parity of altering its appearance 'to' resemble a dried leaf, and it has fre- quently deluded fishermen into the be- lief that they Have, netted a piece of decaying vegetation; they throw it back into the water and it immedi- ately swims away. A new • fire alarm for .Hotels and large flats is composed of . an annun- ciator in the clerk's office or porter's room and attachments in every room of the building. If a fire breaks out in one room, the apparatus fixed therein is set at Work through '''ua heat, the bell rings -in the office, and alarm bells are set going all over the building. The alarm starts as soon as the temperature of a room rises over a certain degree. .A. simple curling iron beater, to prevent the waste of time and the arm -actio ,caused by lighting the iron in the flame, is a contrivance that will probably unit. favor.' It fits aver the burner, thus leading the flame to a horizontal niece in which there aro holes to produce jets. The iron is fixed in another piece over these jets and can rennin there till hot enough, while the user is busy with her toilette, —4 $POPPING MOTORS. u The French Committee on Automo- bile Traffic has made a seines of ex- periments for the purpose of con- jiaring the ctuickiress with which horse vehicles and automobiles can be stoliped. Ata speed of seven and a Half miles an hour the horse vehicle can only be completely stopped at .311 feet.; the motbrs at 10 feet, At ( a speed of ten miles an hour a one-. Horse vehicle stopped at 40 >feet., the motors at 13t. feet- At a speed ,of twelve and a. half miles an liner the distance increased to 43 1-3 ft. and 16'/ ft. respectively: If a girl marries well her MOMS overlook lier other faults. SAYS HE WAS A TOTAL WRECK BUT DODD'S KIDNEY I.'ILLS GAVE MN 'A -NEW LEASE' OF DUE!, Geo. Robertson: Sad Rheumatism• and Dropsy ..:Sad . to be • Tapped —Doesn't Know What it is to be Sick Now. Montreal, Que,, Dec. I.9 --'(Special). —Mr. Geo. Robertson, a well-known citizen lining at 392 St. James St., Montreal, is one of the many peoelo in this city who are never without Dodd's Kidney Pills in the house. Like all the others, Mr. Robertson has liis . reasons for thin and is al- ways ready to give them. . "I was a total wreck before I started to use Dodd's Kidney Fills," Mr:.Robertson says. "I diad been troubled with Rheumatism' and Dropsy for five years. I had to be tapped to relieve me of the gain. My arms and legs were •terribly swollen, "I bad just begun to get down- hearted when a friend induced me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills. Before I had; used,the seeped, :box I.lettereter. Seven hilie4 cured,:' inc SO 'completely that now I' don't know: what it` is to be sick "• • HE •, GOT OTAT . .TRUT • .:. .. - TSE,, � _ 'Loral' Bram ton',s,, ItercilestanCrgss- Examination. In his capacity as Judge Lord Brampton always insisted on tbe im- perative demand that everle case should be investigated in its minut- est details, says the London Daily ]►fail. Upon small points the great issue of a ease depends. As exem- plifying this, Lord Brampton . cites a curious case that cause before' him on the Western Circuit. "A solicitor was charged with forging, the will of a lady, which de- vised to him a considerable amount of her property; but as the case pro- ceeded it became clear to me that the will was signed after the lady's death, and then with a dry pen held in the hand of the deceased by the accused himself while he guided it over a signature which he had craft- ily forged. A. woman was present when this was done, and as she bad attested tbe execution of the will, she was a necessary witness for the prisoner, and in examination -.iii -chief she was very clear indeed that it was by the hand • of the deceased. that the will was signed, and that. she herself had seen the deceased sign it. Suspicion only existed as to what the real facts were until this woman went into the box, and then a scene, highly dramatic, oc- curred in her cross-examination. Af- ter getting an admission that the will was signed in the bed, with the prisoner near by, the woman was asked : "Did he put the pen into her hand?" Yes.,, "And assist her while she signed the will?" "How did lie assist her?" "By raising her in the bed and supporting her when he had raised her.,. "Did he guide her hand?" "No," "Did he touch her hand at all?" "I think he did Just touch her hand." "When he did touch her hand. was she dead?'w At this last question the woman turned terribly pale, was seen to fal- ter, and fell in a swoon on the ground and so revealed the truth which she had come to deny. • WHAT RAINFALL MEANS. Calculations Based on Amount That Falls in. Thames Valley. The alt' rungfloods at -deli occurred in the 'Thames harries' valley- last year, the.. period 'of record' rain, have been oc- cupying the attention ` of the Thames Conservancy; which has . collected sono remarkehlo figures concerning rainfall and floods, says an English Paper. A perusal of these statistics makes the reader wonder, not . that floods occur, but that the whole country is not in a perpetual state of deluge. There are .3,612 sgpuare miles includ- ed in the basin of the Thames above. Toddington, and one inch of rainfall, not a rare thing in England, deposits in this land cup 55,850 million gal- lons of water. Now, this amount of water would make more thau ono river Thames. To be exact, it represents the con- tents of a river 670 miles long, 250 feet wide, 10 feet deep. That is, a river of abort the same breadth from end to end as, and a, great deal deep- er'tlian, the Thames at Henley Beach, and three times its entire length. It would fill the Staines reservoir, which bolds 3,800 million gallons; 27 times over. We now liegin to get sonic idea of what a heavy rainfall will do in the way of floods, In June of last year, the record wet months, 5.57 in. of Results from common soaps: eczema, coarse hands, ragged clothes, shrunken flannels, NUM REDUCES EXPENS •irk roil the Octagon Pier rainfall were res:orded in 1.4consecu- tive - tive days. Multiply the, figures 41 - ready given by 5e, and you have some idea of the vast sea of water which has got to get off the surface et the earth, not to mention taw Thames basin, after heavy rain, or else send us all into another Noah's Ark, W$iat, as a natter of fact, 'does be- come of this infold immensity? Ob- viously it does not all ,flow into the Thames. Saturation through the chalk w"lich underlies a great part of , the. Thames valley, evaporation, absorption by vegetation, account for a large quantity, but for far less when the land is already like a saturated sponge, and evaporation and vegeta- tion are dormant. Actually in the last 21 years 30 ; per cent of the water :etliich`fr.11 in the Thames .bnsle passed' over. Teddington ;weir: Out of the fail of . 4(1 9' in in -19(13,, 34.6 in: ,escaped 1n this "*.-ay. That le''to say, that last year; the equivalent, of over, 14 rivers vastly bieger;. tliaai the,. Tlia.mes •Pass*id with tli'at river: over Teddington weir. That-.quantityt.e of water would provide anchorage for battleships drawing 30 feet of water over a. space of more than 152 square miles. HIS DEAD REGIMENT. This grim story of the war is quot- ed by The Manchester Guardian from a Siberian paper. A Russian regi- ment was surprised by a Japanese ambuscade and lost 2,000 killed, Of one company every man was killed or wounded, only the • captain and two other officers being able to get clear. When Ole enemy came the captain, though wounded, went off by him- self. One of his friends, alarmed at this, went to look for him. He found him on the battlefield seated on a largo stone. He had dragged to the spot the bodies of the men who once formed his company, and had ar- ranged them in the rants they filled when alive. When he recognized his friend, he called out to liinv to shoot him for his cowardice hi being alive when all his men were dead. Then, losing his reason altogether, he har- angued his dead hien, calling upon them to follow him, and promising them victory. When they did not fol- low him lie reproached- them, but affectionately, addressing them by their names. He had at last to be removed, by force, and is now in the lunatic asylum at Harbin. 4 A good story about a certain peer is going the round. A young subal- tern said in his presence: "I was in- tuited at the ball last night. I was actually mistaken fax one of the wait- ers, but, of course, an apology was made afterwards." "And did the waiter accept it?" asked his lord- ship, with an innocent air of inquiry, Sure Regulators.—Mandrake and Dan- delion are known to exert a powerful influence. on the liver and kidneys, re- storing them to healthful action, induc- ing a regular flow of the secretions and imparting to the organs comph:i power to perform their functions. These valuable ingredients enter into the com- position of Pea metre's Vegetable Pills and serve to render them the agreeable and salutary medicine they are. There are few pills so effective as they in their action. The Grand Council of China has approved a suggestion that all sold- iers and students should abandon pigtails and have their hair closely cropped.. Minard's Liniment Cures Burns. etc. Madge-"pliysicalculture is splen- did. I'm taking beauty, exercises," Marjorie -"You haven,' t been , taking them long, have you?" The Pali of Rheumatic Pains. =When a sufferer finds permanent relief in such a meritorious medicine as South Amer- ican ithburnatic cure, how glad ho is to tell it. C. W. Mayhew, of Thames- villa, Ont., couldn't walk or ,feed him- self for ' months—four years ago three bottles of this great remedy cured hiin —not a pain since—isn't that encourage- ment for rheumatic sufferers? -82 HD COULDN'T UNCOUPLE. A well-k,aown Scottish clergyman got into conversation in a railway- carriage with a working man, ' who informed .Him that he had been sev- eral_ years a coupler on the railway. "Oh," said the minister, "I cafe beat that! I Have been a coupler for over twenty years," "Aye," replied the workman, "but I can uncouple and you canna!" Few are the remedies whose benefi- cial qualities and real merits have made llietuho popular with the pub- lic, and in"re ascd from year to year their con to eetiort, which, whilst pos- sessing the most valuable remedial properties, are yet so simple in their compound, Anil so easy to take, as The Quinine Wine, prepared by North- rop 4 Lyman of Toronto. Phis article is prepared from the pure Sul- phate of Quinine, combined with ;Cane Sherry Wine, end choice aromatics',• which relieves tlio Quinine of its bit- ter taste, and does not impair in the least degree the efficacy of its action upon the iiatient; while small `closes, frequently repeated, strengthen the piulse, 1nrreaso neuecular force, and invigorates the tone of trio nervotis systern, and thus, by the generaff vigor tvhit:h it imparts, creates an system, and thus, by the general tone and energy, and fortifies the system iie'ainst all infectious 'dieeases. Afek for Northrop ne Lyman's• quinine Wine, sold by all druggists, sinniimakeloComacqpneb We can an w r u .t + i dl you po I ry iiitht! ULs ' alive or dreset dt to tinct advantage„ Alsoyour butter. oti:rer Droduat, OOMMIS8tON CO,,. Crtsr. ' W et Uewitot ane Q'$ .stet titif,, nils tteten HOW GRACIE OBEYED, Lanitoti Willie (rev 'etIullye--•''I'd like to kiss you, Gracie; but it wouldn't do. You .!now, your mamma said you must never kiss tlio boys." • Gracile—"Yes; that's what she said —that is, it's nearly what she said. She said to me, 'Gracie, don't • you ever let me sec you kissdn' tete boys.' t But manna has gong over to Mrs.) 13ilby's." Wives may be the weaker vessels, Iiut"husliands' usually ne brdke first.": .: Pile • [•erreora,.8wept Away:—Dr, A - e now a .Otiitnieitt,dtuiids at the head" as a -reliever, healer' and sure Ore for , Yi ea in` all', !Caries. One application will give coni(grt' in a._f`eie minutes, and tiirco,:to six :days', appl{cation• according. to directions will cure ' chronic cases. It relieves eh itchin and burning skin diseases in u day. S6 cents. -79 "Yes; it's a very ingenious fiying- macliine. It combines the minimum of weight with the maximum of pow- er—le fact, there's only one thing the matter with it," "What's that?" "It can't fly." For Over Sixty Veers etre W nrei ow'e soot ltNe sxnur ham beerr•nae4:19 millions of mothers for their oitildron while teething. lunatics the chid, ,often, the gums, ellnyapain cares wind colic regulates theatomnchand bowels, ani,a.he. bestremetlyler Diarrhoea. -Twenty-dye cents a bottle Bold by druggists throughout the world. Bs mora and shofar" Site,Wrv$row'aSooTltfNe5850?," 29-01 The Prima :Donna—"Why don't you give t]iepart to my daughter? She sings beautifully. She has inherited my voice." Manager—"That so? I've often wondered what • became of your voice." "My Kidneys are all wrong! -Row shall I insure best results in the short- est time?" It stands to reason that a Liquid specific of the unquestionable merit of South American Itid'ary Cure will go, more directly and quicic.ty to the seat of the trouble than the "pill form" treatment, and when it strikes the spot there's healing in an instant, —78 Trotter—"I don't owe you, five dollars, Ito I?" Barlow—"No." Trotter—"Well, I say, olii man, I'd like to." Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff, Mr. Hopeful—"Miss , Wellthy, I adore you, Will you not be my wife?" Miss Welitby neeightily) "'Tie idea of you proposing to a girl in my station! You should know 'bet- ter." Mr. tropeful—"X do know bet- ter, hut not richer." A Good Medicine, requires little ad- vertising. 1)r. Thomas' Eclectric .Ox, gained the good name It now enjoys. not through elaborate advertising, but• on its great merits as a remedy for bodily pains and ailments of the res- piratory organs. It bas carried its fame with it wherever It has gone, and it is prized at the antipodes as well as at home. Dose small, effect sure. Mother (policeman's wife)—"Willie, I've been shouting for you this half- hour, How is it you are never here when you are wanted?" Sony -"Well, mother, I -suppose I take after fa: them." • The poisoned Spring —As in nature so in man, : pollute tho spring and :dis- ease and wa.ete aro bound to follow the stomach mid nerves out of kilter means poison in the- spring: South. Ainerican Nervine is a great purifiers cures Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and tones the nerves. The best evidence of its efficacy is the unsolicited testimony of thousands of cured ones. -76 M. ("rapaud'—"Ah! So ?is ees your ]eetle son? •He looses to be similaire to you." Popley—"Yes, he's very nrucii like me." M. Crapa•uit•-"Ahl How do you call est? 'A cheep of ze al't bloekheaa,' ees set not?" Dear Sirs,—I was for seven years a sufferer from Bronchial trouble, and would be so hoarse at times that I could scarcely s.;cak above a whis- per. I got no relief from anything till I tried your MINAIID'S RONEY BALSAM, Two bottles gave relief and six bottles made a complete euro. I would heartily recommend it to anyone suffering from throat or lung trouble. J. F. VANBUSKIRK, Fredericton, JAPAN'S LITTLE :FARMS. The size of farms in Japan runs from less than two up to about three and three-quarter acres 'apiece. Even these diminutive farms are of- ten in several separate pieces, the average sisit of which is about One- eighth of an acre. During the past four years a lav has been in opera - dot for the rearrangement of these scattered farms. The owners are to exchange fields in such a manner as to make their possessions more com- pact. The spirit of scientific pro- grese is bellied the movement, the government wishing to enlarge tho cultivated fields so that agrieultural machinery may be used. With all kis: primitive ways, the J'a;puanene' fernier manages to make his still very productive by thorough dultira;- tiee and fertilization, HANDSOME 14k RING and OLD WATCH! FREE Bundle& of beautiful Stage and Vitale' Free to oryona• Bean cuyouir`anie ad4resa and�giwe to _ 99 esarotrfamo to Y.�1 Wuhtnf 81uo st eery 8e, a package ka4e 1K trnatog byou sod amid 4 Bury . owl bl "" 0*diiyloauyiy 4c. or • pumaaall.ihe a I 20P Cr.. a i nd 1. w'd Uead'ue e •.lt,M ani ada"me 1411 „.".00. (idal.) has• a 'w1EL ••el' o',� soi1.ittiar Blitz,1" quotte stars,' nonesee: ,$nbioe .aid ,Die, panda—handset/se an odilayRiaigs,rfyeam•lt•, lea LADY cfl eitr.. tow ttartis Bluing with outallywv tellIglveyou oppaxEvntdiec toanre one or oar liter cent -Gold, relied in ad Won totheriirw Addrw.-mws*Iaav Co., advt. 389 e"aroaio,-ent.. The chronic bachelor finally turned to the quiet man who had tarter' not part in the discussion. "Wouldyour sir," Ifo said, "marry the best' Woe man in the world?" +"I did," was the reply. They Wake the Torpid Energies.—ata. chinery not properly supervised and Ieft to run itself, very soon shows fault in its working. It i• -t the same with the digestive organs. Unregulated from time to time they are likely to become torpid and throw the whole system out of gear. Parrnelee's Vegetable Pills were made to meet such cases. They restore to the full the flagging facul- ties, and bring into order all parts of the mechanism. Mabel—"And dill your grandfather live to a green old age?" Jack -•-t "Well, I should say so! He was swindled three times after he was seventy." Miaard's Liniment Believes Neuralgia Illary--"Do you think it would be conceited for me to tell my friends that I made this dress myself? Editli-"Not conceited, my dear—sup- epfluous." Piles To prove to yos tato I% Clesse'e Ointment is a certain and absolute euro for eaa and every form of !tablet& bleedingand protradintt piles; pro sianufaotnrere have guaranteed it. heetus• /menials in the dssflr cress and ask your neigh. *ors whatthey theele alit, You can use it and tet rove -money leak i1 net cured. 8Oea'box, al ill dealers or en ateNseir,l encs & Co..'t'oronte Dim Chaseis Oktmcni Tho Salesman:—"Madann, we are selling this material for just what' we paid for it." Old Laii;y—"And you've tho face to think I'm goin' to help you out of a bad bargahn" Use Lever's Dry Soap -ea powder), to wash woolens and flannels, you'll like Many an odd fellow in this coun- try doesn't belong to an I, 0. 0. P. Iodge. Mieard's Liniment far sale everywhere He -"Another new dress? And I've bowl Iosing so much money in.. ', my business." She—"Just for that reason, dear! :You told me not to let anybody notice that you're in trou- ble. To discern and deal immediately with causes and overcome them, rather than to battle with effects after the disease has : secured a lodgment, is the chief iiim of the medical man, and 7lialcie's Anti-Gonsumptivo Syrup is the result of patient study along this particular line. At the first appearance of a cold the Syrup will be found a most efficient remedyarresting development and speedily 'healing the affected parts, so that the ailment disappears, Nellie—"Do you think Paul cares for Cartier' Emma—"Did you even hear a young man refer to a red- haired girl as having auburn tresses unless he loved Her?"• "nought my Lilo for 35 Conto." —This was ono man's way of putting it when be had been p. renounced incur- able from chronic dyspepsia. "It was a living death to ase until 1 tried Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets. Thanks to thein to -clay 1 am well, and I tell my friends I bought nay life for 85 cents," 60 in a box.—BO Gilest -•So you've got a place in that banking house?' I suppose it was because you knew the president? Ilarris—Partlyr that, and partly be- cause he didn't know me, The harder you cough, the Worse the cough gets. slogs e. ns, :t?.i<r Viola CurTi-1:4hung " i "Si is guarailteerd to cure. If it doesn't htm'ltefit yeu, the druggist will give you your honey back. Prices: S. C,' Wines & Co. tee SSc. 50e. Si LeRoy, N.'j,'..'Peconto, Can. XS SUE We* ti; -.44.