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A NEW IDEA,
Tonle Treatment :for cligestio i—
New Strength for the Stomaele
• From, New, Rieih Rod Blood.
The 'Tattle Treatment—that is the
latest and only scientific cure for in-
digestion. A11 the leading doctors
of Europe and America aro using it
With sensational suceess, No more
purgatives, no more pepsin, no more
potent foods, no more long diet lists
saying "Thou shalt not eat this or
;that." No more of all this—notl
ing, in fact, but plenty of new, pure,
rich red blood to tone the liver and
give the stomach strength for its
work. That is the Tonic 'Treatment
on.
for Indigestion. n
The tonic treatment is based on
the ?few idea that drugs which digest
;the food for the stomaeh really
weaken its powors'through disuse.
The digestive organs can never do
their work properly until they are
strong enough to do it for them-
selves. The only thing that can
give the stomach and the liver new
strength is good blood --and the only
thing that can actually make new
blood is Dr. "Mimes' Pink Pills for
Pale Psopie.lsThey have long been
known as the greatest blood -building
tonic in the world, and all the high-
s -est medical authorities agree that
the one scientific cure for indigestion
is the Tonic Treatment. The mar-
vellous success of the treatment has
been proved in every corner oC the
Dominion. One of the latest wit-
nesses is .Mr. Joseph Rocshette, St,
Jerome, Que., who says : `41 simply
bated the thought of food. ' Of
course I had to force myself to eat,
but afterwards I always suffered
with dull, heavy pains in the stoin--
aeh, I seemed to. be bilious as well
and this caused severe headaches,
which further aggravated my unfor-
tunate position. T grew pale, fell.
away in weight and the trouble
seemed to be undermining my whole
constitution. I tried several reme-
dies, but without success; a doctor
whom I consulted advised absolute
rest, but this was out of the ques-
tion as I had to work for my living.
Fortunately for me, one of my
friends advised me to use Dr. :Wil-
liams' Pink Pills, and I decided to
do so. ;After taking the pills for
several weeks there was a decided
improvement in my condition. Not
only was niy digestion better, but
my general health improved in every
way. New blood seemed to be
coursing through my veins, bringing
new health and strength every day.
I took eight boxes of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills altogether, and those who
see me now would never know I
d seen an unwell day in my, life. I
)td
my splendid health to these
pills, and strongly advise every
dyspeptic or weak person to lose no
time in taking them."
Mr. Rochette's statement is a
strong tribute to the Tonic Treat-
ment. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cured
him because they actually made new
rich- blood for hien. These pills go
right down to the root of the trou-
ble in the blood and euro that. The
blood they make carries healing
lth and strength to every part of
the 'body. That is the new Tonic
Treatment, and the highest medical
authorities now recommend this
treatment for ell the common ail-
ments such as anaemia, headaches,
backaches, rheumatism, sciatica, neu-
ralgia, nervousness, dyspepsia ,and
general weakness. These are all
caused by bad blood'and therefore are
all cured by Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills. You can get these pills from.
any medicine dealer or by mail at
50c a. box, or six boxes for $2.50 by
writing to the Dr. Williams Medicine
00., Brockville, Ont.
UNDER CRASS -EXAMINATION.
An Irish barrister not noted for
good looks was engaged in a case in
which 1 vessel named the Albatross
had run down a steam launch- in
Lough ...Foyle, A. very collected -
looking young Englishman, on board
the 'Albatross at the time, was ex
a' hied for, the defence. The barris-
tt, in 'rising to cross-examine, saw
he would prove difficult to handle,
and cleverly began to bait him, as
an angry witness is usually an in-
cautious one. The following duel
ensued :—
"Were you ever in an accident be-
fore?''
"No."
"I'm glad of that."
"So am I." (Laughter, which
somewhat nettled counsel,)
"What was your business?"
"I was there on pleasure." •
"What is your business, sir,. when
you condescend to work?"
"Ian a china m.anufacturer."
"Oh, you make cups and basins,
incl.—and that sort of thing." (Coun-
sel shaped them with Ns hands,
amidst much laughter.)
"Yes," said the Englishman, di,ol-
IIW, when the amusement subsided,
b eking very hard at counsel, "and
mugs,"
A MOTHER'S PRECAUTION.
Were is no telling when a iuedieine
may be needed in lionies where there
are young children, and the failure
to have a reliable medicine at (hand.
may inean nnucli suffering, and, per-
haps the loss of a priceless life,
III -very -mother should always keep a
T ex• of :Baby's Own 'Tablets in the
Louse. This medicine acts promptly -
sired speedily, cures such ills as stews-
ech and bowel troubles, teething
troubles, simple fevers, colds, worms
and other little ills. And the moth-
er• has a guarantee that the Tablets
cola -tale no opiate or harmful drug,
One wise mother, Mrs, Geo. Hardy,
Fourche,, 11,h1,; says: "I have used
Ii sy's Owe Tablets anct find them '
bls1ng to, children. I am not sat-
isfied
at:-
isfiechwithiout a bosc in the House at
a imes." If y
our dealer does
not
keel�tiese 7abl.ts in etcetk send 25
cents to The Dr, Willianis' Vleclicane
Oor, Brockville, Ont. and you will
et a box by mail post paid.
--4
Incitation end habit ere extellsit sly'
ll lsttt,fli,ei', for emanon -sense and
taught.
WEDDED MANY IIUSDANDS
WOMEN WHO HAVE HAD EX
TREDIELY BAD LUCK.
I!_xtraordinary Endings of
Number of Matrimonial
Ventures,
Though but just turned thirty' a
well-connected lady of Lagrone, in
Spain, has lately niai Pied her eighth
husband. None of nor previous part-
ners has survived the wedding .cere-
mony for more than two years, and
how general is the opinion that her
present mate's luck will not be bet-
ter than that of his predecessors
May be gauged from the fact that
no life insurance Office will insure his
life.
A few months since the twenty-
seven -year-old .daughter of a well-to-
do Milan tradesman married her
sixth husband. On the, death. of her
first mate she wedded an Englishman
who, being killed ina carriage ac-
°ideat, gave place to an American,
whose experience of married life last-
ed but three years, Of many suit-
ors a Russian commercial traveller
was her next +ehoi;e, btit'"searcely dal
the proud heab. ad reached his hone
in Odessa with his newly -wedded
wife he succumbed to typhoid fever.
His widow then returned to Milan,
where she gave a favorable response,
to the addresses of an old school
friend, who, six months after mar-
riage, was killed while on a moun-
tain excursion. This bereavement
gave her pause, and for two years
she turned a deaf ear to all matri-
monial offers.; but the persistent
Wooing of Herr Schniutz,
A. GERMAN ENGINEER,
at length persuaded her to change
her name once more.
Surely few women have had such
an unlucky number of matrimonial
ventures as a lady of Luzy, near
Lucenay, whose fifth husband, three
years since, committed suicide by.
hanging himself—a grim fate that,
also brought the lives of the wo-
man's first and fourth husbands to
a premature end. Her second was
accidentally burnt to death, while
her third likewise voluntarily ter-
minated his existence, preferring,
however, water to rope.
Five, • too, in number were the hus-
bands Mme. Penard, a fascinating
native of Brussels, wedded. Her
first husband was killed in an ''Amer-
ican gambling saloon; her second
was bluegeoned to death in a low
Viennese suburb; her third was
drowned while yachting; her fourth,
a Frenchman. met his . death at the
bands of a burglar; and her fifth, a
Belgian, was mysteriously drowned.
Not long since there died in the
North of England, at the ripe age
of over eighty, a lady who in ,her
time had married -six husbands, • all
of whose deaths had been tragic. 'A
native of Washington,she there mar-
ried her first two husbands, both. of
whom were murdered„ the first Meet-
ing his death at the hands of a
drunken desperado, while the second
was fatally stabbed by his business
partner during a quarrel.
A SECOND TIME A WIDOW
a
TRIED ALL ESL. SE •
�0 NO I ENEFIT
THEN TODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
CURED HIS DIABETES,
Startling Case of Thos. Harrison,
of St. Mary's Ferry—He Tells
the Story Himself.
St. Mary's Ferry,' York County, N.
13., Nov, 21—(Spoelal).-That Dodd's
Kidney Pill's will cure Diabetes, one
off the most deadly forms al Kidney
Disease, !has been satisfactorily prov-
edHarrison, this
ed by Mr'. Thos. Hai onn , o f
place. Spealcinl, of his mire Mr.
Harrison says;
"I began to suffer with severe "pains
above the region of the Kidneys.
When I lay down it was torture to
get up again. My appetite failed and
I lost flesh rapidly,
"I doctored with several physieians
bait it was all no use. Shortly after
this I began to urinate blood and
then I knew I was in the grip of
that dread monster, Diabetes.
"At this time a friend prevailed on
me to try a box of Dodra's Kidney
Pills and they did me so much good
I continued the treatment till I had
used three boxes. They cured nee
completely."
she came to Europe, where, in Dres-
den, she was wooed and won by a
German, who barely a year later
-net a rnystenious death by poison.
Her fourth husband, a Pole, was
shot in a duel, giving place to
a Frenchman, whose luck was no
better than that of his predecessors,
as - he was murdered by a thief
while defending his property. Her
sixth., and last, husband thought
perhaps to avert his fate by deser-
tion, but Nemesis overtook him and
he, was killed in a railway accident.
Between 1880 and 1895 no fewer
than seven men, who had in turn.,
espoused a Mexican lady, Senora
Rey Castillo, met with violent
deaths. Her first husband was kill-
ed by being thrown from a care,
riage; her second was accidentally
poisoned; 'her third was fatally in-
jured in a inine explosion; her fourth
committed suicide; her fifth received
a fatal fall while hunting; her sixth
was killed through a fall from a
scaffold; and her seventh met his
death by drowning.
Far more extraordinary, however,
than any of the foregoing is the case
quoted by Evelyn in hls "Diary."
"They showed," he writes, "at
Haarlem, a cottage where they told
us dwelt a woman who had been
married to her twenty-fifth husband,
and, being a widow, was prohibited
to marry in the future; yet it could
not be proved that she had ever
made away with any of her hus-
bands, though the suspicion bad
brought her divers times into
trouble."
FOR WOMEN.
Love decreases when it ceases to
increase,
Woman is a miracle of divine con-
tradictions.
As vivacity is the gilt of women,
gravity is that of men.
Silence and modesty, are the hest
ornaments of women.
A woman can be field by no stron-
ger Ale than the knowledge that she
is loved.
It is valueless to a woman to be''
young unless pretty, or to be pretty
unless young,
Women are passive agents, and
wlicn love prompts them they can
out -suffer martyrs.
With cleverness, thirty years, and
a little beauty, a woman makes few-
er conquests
ew-et',conquests but more durable ones.
A man should choose for a wife
only such a woman as he would
hoose• for te, friend, if she were a
roan..
A woman's best, qualities do • not
reside in her intellect, but in her
affections: She gives i"efl'esitteeltt
by her sympathies rather, than by
bei knowledge.
It is woman's way. They always
love color better than form, rhetoric
better than logic, priest -craft bet-
ter than philosophy, end flourieh:es
better than 'figures.
Gtiracie--"0'1, stealing jam! I'm
going to tell rnanrnal" Freddy —
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GREAT WARSHIPS.
Facts About Three New British
War Vessels.
The three armored cruisers of the
current • shipbuilding programme
which are to be laid down at Ports-
mouth, Devonport and ,Pembroke will
reach the high water mark in cruis-
er construction.
The new vessels, which will be
named Minotaur, Shannon, and De-
fence, will practically be battleships.
In both power and size they will ex
ceeed anything of their class afloat.
The following are the particulars of
the ships :—
,uns-Four 9.2 -inch; ten 7.5 -inch.
Shells -880 pounds and 200 pounds
Rate—Four shells per minute.
Penetration -2 1-2 feet of iron.
Armor belt -800 feet of six-inch
steel.
Gun protection—Eight-inch steel.
Speed --Twenty-three knots.
Horse power --57,000.
Boilers Water -tube.
Displacement -14, 600 tons.
Cot—About—S00,000.
Mr. Philip Watts, the designer,
made a study, of warship attach
when he was in private service at
the great firm of Armstrongs, at
Yyneside, and his investigation led
him• to develop a combination of the
speed of the cruiser with the battle-
ship's strength in guns.
The broadside discharge will be
100 pouuds heavier than in our pre-
sent best cruisers. The guns will be
longer and more powerful, and their
striking power three and a half
times as great as that of the latest
cruisers afloat.
Plainly described, the new cruisers
will be as effective at three miles as
other cruisers now are at two miles,
and in general power they will be
half as strong again as vessels of
the County class and twice as pow-
erful as those of earlier design.
The power of attack with 2.9 -inch
that of the newest French ship, the
Edgar Quinet. The 9.2 -inch guns•
will be mounted in pairs on barbet-
tes on the forecastle and upper aft
decks. The 7.5 -inch guns will be in
barbettes on the upper deck, five on
each side.
TILL NOON.
The Simple Dish That Keeps One
Vigorous and Well Fed.
When the Doctor takes his own
medicine and the grocer eats the food
lie recommends sonic confidence comes
to the observer.
4. Grocer of Ossian, Ind., had a
practical experience with food worth
anyone's attention.
Re says: "Six years ago I became
so weak from. stomach and bowel
trouble that I was finally compelled
to give up all work in my store, and
in fact all sorts of work, for about
four years.. The last year I was
confined to the beer nearly all of the
time, and much of the time linable
to retain food of any sort on my
stomach. My bowels were badly
constipated continually, and I lost in
weight from 165 pounds down to 88
pound's.
'When at the bottom of the ladder
I changed treatment entirely and
started in on Grape -Nuts and cream.
for nourishment. I used absolutely
nothing but this for about three
months. I slowly improved -until I
got out of bed and began to more
about,
"I have been ' improving regularly,
and now in the past two years have
been working about fifteen hours a
day in the store and never felt bet-
ter in my life,
"During theft! ttvo years I have
never missed a breakfast of Grape -
Nuts nncl cream, and often haveit
two mems a day, but • the entire
breakfast is always Made of Grape-
N.uts and cream alone.
"•,.
:algae-, commencing the rise of
Grape -Nits I have never used any-
thing to stimulate the action of the
bowels, a thing. I hard to ilo for
years, but this food keeps me regee
lar and in fine shape, and: I am grow -
yin stronger and heavier every ' day.
'31y customers, naturally, have
been interested and I am con polled
to 0SSwel• a great many questions
about 0t'apc-1\1'uts.
"Some people would think that a
simple clisli of Grape -Nuts ane cream
Tl
Weeds]. not carry one through to the
noonday meal,, but it will and in the
most vigorous fashion.
Naive given by Postuln CO., 13itttle
Greek, Mich.
:Look In each paci{age for the .faae-
"lVoiilrin't you ra.thor Have some ons little book, "'file Road to V '1t-
jarer' 'vi11e."
What shrunk your woolens
Why did holes wear so soon
You --used common soap,
if } GUT'
So
SEDUCES
Eltprzigsx
Ask Per Mr eterwreli iiar.
ussoestess
A POST -OFFICE BA1311;L.
Singapore is the only British post -
office which employs letter carriers for
each language, 'Within that city
there are so
many different races
who receive correspondence addressed
in their own vernacular writing that
proper delivery is extremely difi-
cult. So hard is it that in some
districts it has been found necessary
to send the postilion upon their
rounds in sets of three. One of these
18la M
a a y hi charge of all packets
for Europeans, Jews, Armenians,
Malays, Arabs, Parsers, and Japan-
ese, which are presumably addressed
in European script, or in writing
akin to it. The second of the trio
is a Chinaman, who deals with cor-
respondence bearing ideographic char-
acters,
hara tes,' whilst the third is a Tamil,
who takes out letters addressed in
the writing ofhis own race, aswell
as any in Telegu and Southern In-
dian writing.. These cosmopolitan
postmen have, of course, often to
consult each other as they deliver
the mails, but sometimes even their
varied linguistic attainments: have
to be supplemented by a Sikh who
understands Hindustani, Persian,
and Northern Indian characters.
SICK VIOLINS.
Some obscure but definite change
takes place in the material of the
body of a violin through the vibra-
tions of the music produced, and it
is very possible that some stages of
this change are detrimental to • the
tone. The style of playing is said
to influence the change, and rest
checks. it. The maturing of a violin
has been compared with the growth
of a child, who progressively in-
creases in wisdom and stature, but
has stages of weakness, due to the
irregular development of parts. The
_tone of an instrument is also grave-
ly influenced by the setting up of
the movable parts, the sound -posts,
the bridge; and even the pegs. Many
instruments lose much of their power
or sweetness if the sound -post is al-
tered a fractional amount from • its
hest position and angle, if the bridge
is inclined a little more or less, or
shifted, or if the strings are not ex,;
actly 'suited to the violin, Some
instruments . prefer one pitch, and
others another, and all vary with
the weather. In addition to this,
the best players have moods when
they cannot play, and the instrument
is often blamed for these.
Baby Humors, —Dr. Agnew's. Ointment
soothes, quiets. and effects quick and
effective cures in all skin eruptions com-
mon to baby during teething time. It
is harmless to the hair in cases of Scald
Bead, and cures Ecezema, Salt Rheum
and all Skin Diseases of older people,
35 cents, -55.
"Lately," said the chairman of a.
certain milk -dealers' association,
there has been a phenomenal demand
for milk at our farm, and to stem
the flowing tide of orders that threat-
en; to submerge us we have been
obliged, metaphorically speaking, to
call all hands to the pump!" Roars
of lauj;htca'—which the chairman heard
in ,pain and surprise.
No Alcohol in It.—Alcohol or any
other volatile matter which would im-
pair strength by evaporation dons not
in any shape enter into the manufacture
of Dr. Thomas' Ecleetric Oil. Nor do
climatic changes affect it, It is as ser-
viceable in the Arctic Circle as in the
Torrid Zone, perhaps more useful in the
higher latitudes, where man is more
subject to colds from exposure to the
elements.
Many a manwho gets the reputa-
tion of being a good Husband . is
simply Henpecked.
One Short Puff Clears the Head.
—Does you head ache? Have you pains
.over your eyes? Is the breath offen-
sive? 'These aro certain symptoms of
Catarrh. Dr. Agnew''s Catarrhal Pow-
der will cure most stubborn cases in a
marvellously short tune. If you've had
Catarrh a week it's a sure cure. If it's
of fifty years' standing it's just as ef-
fective. 50 cents. -57
The following story was told the
other day: "Yes, sir, the way that
dog was devoted to me was amaz-
ing. Ito heard me say to iiiy wife
that I was pressed for money, so he
went and died the clay before the dog
license was 'due."
They Cleanse the System Thoroughly.
—i'armelee's Vegetable Pills clear the
stomach and bowels of bilious matter,
cause the excretory vessels to throw
off impurities from the blood into the
bowels and expel the deleterious nines
fromthe body, They do this without
pain il sCeb'fent,
o speedily realizeth theood -flews
as soo» as they begin to take effect.
They have strong recommendations
from all kinds o: people.
"Sir," remarked,the heli father
the suitor, "`afer the investiga-
tions I have made into your charac-
ter, I cannot give you my daughter
Vereesesa "All right," answered the
persistent suitor. "Then flow about
one of the others?"
board's Liuimaiit Cures Dialog,
%
The game of love is the only one
in which an atnexperiertced partner is
desirable.
Dock -ridden 15 Years. -- "If anybody
Wants a written. guarantee from me.
personally us to my wonderful cure
from rheuinatisna by. South A.inerkcan
itheunsatio Cure I will be the giaddcet
Woman in the world to give it," says
/4trs. John Ileaunhont, of Elora, "I had
despaired ot recovery up t'o the time
el taking this wonderful remedy. It
Cured completely.." -88
PO
LTRY
We can handle your poultry eft m
alive or dressed to best advantage.,
Also your butter, eggs, honey a^.a1t
�p rg �,�pp'� /^�/+� other presauee," //�s(,���}i�
THE DAWS N COMMISSi®FI'!11 OO "
Cor, West Market end Colborne Stu, TORONTO,
DIDN'T HEAR ARIGHT..
"I'm sure he said he was out' of
politics for good,"
"You must have misunderstood
flim, He's out for the goods in poli-
tics."
!Per .Over Sixty Years
lla,;, WrWSLow's Somerire SYnur his been eyed tff
mlllione of mothers for their children while test/def.
Iieoothee the child, softens thesums, altars node oars
wind collo,regulates theatomaoh and bowels, . di. tee
bestrenaey for Diarrhoea. Twenty -Sea Genua bottle
Bold btdruggists throughout the world. Be sura .a
saktorullie.Witis ow'eSoorB;NeSyapr." 22-0
'J.—"So you told Mrs. Cunningham
that she looked as young as her.
daughter. I suppose that caught the
old lady?" B.—"Yes; but ,it lost me
the daughter."
•
There never was, and never will be a
universal panacea, in one remedy. for
all ills to which flesh is heir—the very
nature. of many curatives being such
that were the germs of other and dif-
ferently
if
ferently seated diseases rooted in the
system of the patient—what would re-
lieve ono ill, in turn would aggravate
the other. We have, however, in Quin-
ine 'Nino, when obtainable in a sound
unadulterated state, a remedy for many
and grcvious ills. By its gradual and
Tudicious use, the frailest systems are.
led into convalscence and strength, by
the influence which Quinine exerts on
Nature's own restoratives. It relieves
the drooping spirits of those with
whom a chronic state of morbid des-
pondency
erpondency and lack of interest in life is
a disease, and, by tranquilizing the
nerves, disposes to sound and refreshing
Bleep—imparts vigor to the action of
the blood, which being stimulated,
courses throughout the veins, strength-
ening the healthy animal functions of
the system, thereby making activity a
necessary result, strengtheningthe
frame, and giving life to the dgestive
organs, which naturally demand in-
creased substance—result, improved ap-
petite. Northrop da Lyman of Toren-
to,
orento, have given to the public their su-
perior Quinine Wine at the usual rate,
and, gauged by the opinion, of scien-
tists, this wine approaches nearest per -
lection of any in the market. All drug-
gists sell it.
We are very apt to , measure, our-
selves by our aspirations instead of
our performance.
Miaerd's liniment Cures Coid'sl etc,
It takes two to make a bargain,
but only one ever gets the worth el
his money.
OPERATORS WANTED.
The building of railways all over
this Dominion is opening good posi-
tions for telegraph. operators. The
supply is short, the demand good.
Young men should give this calling
more attention. The work is easy
to learn, and the expense of qualify-
ing is small when you attend the
Central School of Telegraphy in
Toronto, which is; in affiliation with
the well known Central Business
College under the principalship of
Mr. N. H. Shaw. These schools are
thoroughly reliable and offer super -
for advantages,
Professor —"The ancients used
palms as an emblem of capture and
victory." Smart Student—"I sup-
pose that's why the made'ins use
them so extensively at weddings.",
little but Searching. —Dr. Von stern s
Pineapple Tablets are not big nauseous
doses that contain injurious drugs or
narcotics --they are the pure vegetable
pepsin --the medicinal extract from this
luscious fruit, and the tablets are pre-
pared in as palatable form asthe
fruit itself. They cure indigestion. 60
in a box, 35 cents, -56
A man who had 'incurred a sen-
tence of penal servitude for forgery
referred to the period, when address-
ing anyone ignorant of his incarcer-
ation, as "his seven years' study
of monasticism at the request of his
Sovereign!"
C. C. ItICHARDS & CO.
Dear Sirs,—A few days ago 1' was
taken with a severe pain and con-
traction
ontraction of the cords of my leg, and
had to be taken home in a rig. I
could not sleep for pain, and was en-
able to put my foot to the floor. A
friend told me of your MINARD'S
LINIMENT, and one hour from the
first application, I was able to walk,
and the pain entirely disappeared.
You can use my name as freely as
you like, as T consider it the best
remedy I have ever used.
CI•IRTSTOPITER GERRY.
Ingersoll, Ont.
AtT OFF YEAR.
There aro people in Elsrrland, as
elsewhere, who do -not believe that
the civilian is greatly benefitted men-
tally, physically or morally by a few
weeks' service in the militia; but
surely as long as such stories as tiie
one below can be told of any rne.n,
his military training is not an int -
mixed ;evil.
Au afileer In charge of the bath pa-
rade at a garrison near the sea,
where the anrxateur ;soldiers were
mainly front the inland steed mining
counties of England, reports that the
first that, as lie was watching the
-nen getting ready for their dip, he
noticed one Who leoked very dark;
A centracle noticed' film also, and'
sant, "Jack, yoti're pretty "dirty!"
"Yes," said Jack, simply, "I Was
not oat for" fast ye"ftr`'s training,"
Li ittld
a i
Asststantl• "Hero's' an account freed
your tailor among this raernin.g'ff
letters. He writes on the back that
lie wants a settlement at once." Edi
tor--"Return it with a printed slip.
stating that communications written
on both sides of the paper are un-
available."
navailable.'
Idinatit : Liniment
nrutCure: tiliktkerti
Near-sighted OId Gentleman (enter..
nig shop)—"Have" you any linen des/
ters?" Overdressed Youtb(with his
inostsarcastic manner) --"I'm not an.
assistant in this establishment yet,.
sir." Gentleman—"Not yet an as-
sistant, ell? Errand -boy, T peesumelll
Well, legs are as good as brains ie
some departments."
Lever's Y -Z• (Wise Head) Disinfect.'
ant Soap Powder dusted in the,
bath, softens the water and disinn
Tecta. _
City Merchant --"Your former ewe.
player tells me you were tlie quickest
clerk in the place.'` Applicant)
(doulatfully)—"Yes, sir?" Merchant -
"He says you could chuck the books
into, the safe, lock up, and start fors
home in just a minute and twenty,
seconds."
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Pile
To prove ea you that =la
Chase's Ointment ie a. coriaIs
and absolute cure for each
and every form 01 itching.
bleedingand protruding piles,
Ria manufacturers have guaranteed it. ideates.
imoniele in the daily press and ask yournefsh.
tors what they think ofit. You can use it and
jeteour money bank if not cured. 6ec a box, at
ill dealers or IIDMANSOlefetTEB & Co.,Torontth
Ore Chase's Ointment
Jolie—"Just one more kiss, darling
before we say good-bye." Mabel—
"Oli, John, you've had enough; wait,
till to -morrow night." Jelin—""De
lays are dangeroais;,..to-morrow night{
I may be dead, or you may have
been eating onions."
They Advertise Themselves.—Immedi-
ately they were offered to the public.
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills became po-
pular berause of the good report +
made for themselves. That reputation:
has grown, and they now rank among.
the first medicines for use in attacks of
dyspepsia ana biliousness, complaints
of the liver and kidneys, rheumatism,
fever and ague and the innumerable
complications to which these ailments
give rise.
Isaacs—"I t'ouglit of introducing a;
sort of brofit-siiating scheme in my
peezness." Cohenstei.n—"Vot is it1?'s
Isaacs—"Vel], I t'ought if a glerii,'
vos mit me for Five years I vould al-
low liim, in addition to his salary,
vun :per cendt• of iter liapilities."
Bright'% Disease Insidious 1 Decep-
tiveRelentless 1 has foiled hundreds of
trials by medical science to stem the
tide of its ravages—and not until South:
American Kidney Cure proved beyond
a doubt its power to turn beck the
tide, was there a gleam of anything but
despair for the victim of this dread
form of kidney disease. -54.
Gussie-"Do you; think that the
time will ever come when men will
cook?" Madge -- "Not in this
world!"
The efficacy of Bickle's .Anti -consump-
tive Syrup in curing coughs and colds
and arresting inflannnation of the rungs,
can be established by hundreds of testi-
inonials from, all sorts and conditions
of men. It is a standa.:d remedy in'
these ailments and allaffections of the
throat and lungs. It is highly recom-
mended by medicine vendors, because
they know and appreciate its value as
a curative. Try it.
A man's rygiliteousness does not 'de-
pend on his ability to prove one
other's wrongness.
Ii�ari�'s
LIME! ORS WWI III MIL
JOHN BRIGIIT'S REPLY.
On one occasion John Bright re-
ceived a letter h•oni a very beef writ-
er, to which 10 replied: "Dear sire-,
Many thanks for your letter of . the
12t11 inst. I have no doubt but that
it is a very good letter, and that it
contains -natter as interesting as it)
15 important; but, by -the -bye, if yotz
should be in town in the course of a
few days, would youmind just step-
ping in and reading it to me--Youre
faithfully, "John :i3riglit,."
The thousands of people who
write to rue sayieg that
Shilo 's
Consumption
urs
Rating nic �.urgg
cured them of chronic cougb;i,
cermet all be mistaken. Tharp
must be some truth in it.
Try k bottle ter that cough of yours.
Prices: S. C. Wtt,ns do Co. Ste
250, 50c. el. LeRoy, N.Y., Torento, Can.
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