HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1904-11-17, Page 3SCIATICA CURED.
;ANOTHER "xatru EPIi FOIL DIS
WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS,
Mir, Etsell, of Walkerton, Suffered
For Months and Got no Relief
Until He Began the Use of
These Pills.
Oe the many employees of R. Tru-
ax Sc Co., Walkerton, Ont., none
stands hig,;ncr in the confidence of
his employers than aloes Mr. Thos.
J. Etsell. Ho is an excellent me-
chanic), and has been in the employ
of
this firm for upwards of ten
years, But although Mr. Etsell now
ranks among the few men who aro
never absent from their post of
duty, the time was when he was as
often absent as present, all because
o� phesical inability to perform his Drakesville, lowa, and became so
-work. For years Mr. Etsell was a smitten with her charms that he
FATHERS "CUT OUT" SONS
COURTED BY SON;: MARRIED
TO I'ATHER..
Gay Old Gentlemen Who
Their Sons in Love,
Matches.
Perhaps the most mortifying ex-
perience that can befall a young man
is to find hilkaself robbed of his sweet-
heart by his own father, and to see
her blossom forth as his step -mother
instead of his wife.
The other day a young man, John
Buzzard, of Wamego, Kansas, Wad
very much put otnlearning u o
that
his parent, a gay old spark of sixty-
one, had appropriated his prospec-
tive bride and carried her off to the
altar. It seems that John had inet
the young lady while on 9, visit to
Defeat
great ere' from sciatica, and
suf]° z s ca at
times the suffering became so in-
tense that for days he "vas unable
to leave the ueuse.
Duringn
these ea •� Mr.E • 1
e5 years-, Etsell, as
may readily bo imagined, was coni
tinually on the lookout for sono
remedy that would rid him of the
disease, but for a long time without
succuss. Doctors were ceedulted and
although he 'took the treatment pre-
scribed, it did not help him. Then
mailed
amostglowing
accountof
them to the old man at home. The
latter Was very much impressed by
his son's account of his divinity, .and
k drew some
-tv r he
dropping his: farm -work
$75 out of his bank and took the
first train to Drakesville to inveeti-
gate for himself. -
To put it briefly, "he came, he saw,
lie conquered"; and three days later
twenty-eight-year"old Ida M. SamP-
he tried electric treatment, but this son became her intended father-in-
etlso failed to give relief, and in de- laws wife and her intended lays-
spair ho had about made up his
mind that his case was hopeless and
(that he would be a suffering, help-
less cripple to the end of his clays.
Then one day . a neighbor advised
him to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
At first he refused, believing they
would prove like other medicines,
but the neighbor was so insistent,
having herself been greatly benefit-
ed by these pills, so that at last ho
consented.. The remainder of the
story may best be told in his own
words.
"When I began taking these pills,"
said Mr. Etsell to a reporter of the
Telescope, "I had been off work for
band's step -mother.
A similar fate overtook a Now
York lover, David Acloms by name.
At an evening class he liad met and
afterwards become engaged to a com-
edy damsel whom, in •
AN UNGUARDED MOMENT, •
he' said ho would 'like to introduce to
his fattier. A visit to David's Home
was accordingly - arranged for . that
purpose, .and the young maxis parent.
seemed very pleased with the girl. In
point of fact, he was a great deal
more pleased than he cared to admit
to his son; and when it subsequently
leaked out in conversation that she
three months. The cords of my right
had certain. expectations wliicti were
leg were all drawn up, and I could bound to become realizations in clue
only limp about with the aid of my course, lie started making love to
stick. Tho pain I suffered was ter-
rible. I could not sleep at all dur-
ing the night, and I was in misery
both night and day. At first I
thought the pills wore doing me no
good but after I bad taken six
boxes I fancied I was feeling better.
and was encouraged to continue the
treatment. After that I got better
every clay, and by the time I had
taken about fifteen boxes every ves-
tige of pain had disappeared. For
over a year," continued Mr. Etsell
'1 have not had a twinge of pain,
and although I am forty years of
age Vied as well as when I was
twenty. Pink Pills cured me, and I
have no hesitation in announcing
them the best medicine in the world
for sciatica."
Tbc" cure of Mr. Etsell proves that
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are not ail
ordinary medicine, and that their
power to cure in all troubles of the
blood or nerves places them beyond
- all other medicines. You can get
'these pills from any medicine dealer
or direct by mail at 50 cents a box
or six boxes for $2.50 by writing
The Dr. Wi]lianns' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont. See that the full
name "Dr. Williams' . Pink Pills for
Pale People" is printed on the
wrapper around every box.
SEA TAKES ITS TOLL.
Many Lives Lost off British Ships
Every Year.
her on his own account,
Ultimately lie had not only suc-
ceeded in cutting out his son, but
persuaded the damsel to consent to
a runaway marriage. The jilted lov-
er never forgave either for their du-
plicity, and wasbed his hands of both
for good.
A short time ago a young lady was
united in wedlock with the father of
the young man to whom she had
been engaged - for between two and
three years, The circumstances were
not without an element of pathos,
the lover attacked by what is known
his galloping consumption, which car-
ried him off in a few weeks.
The whole of his property, which
amounted to upwards of $100,000, ho
bequeathed to his sweetheart, which
was a great disappointment to his
father, who fully expected that the
money would come to him.
HE HAD A CARD TO PLAY,
however, by which lie hoped to de-
rive at least seine enjoyment out
of the property, and this was no-
thing more nor less than a bold
move for Ms deceased son's place in
the girl's affections. In some way
which nobody could understand he
actually succeeded in inducing her to
become his wife, thus providing an-
other instance of a woman marrying
the father after being courted by the
son.
There was nothing so sordid in
the case of a St. Louis man who last
year fairly and squarely cut out his
son in a contest for the hand and
During the past thirteen years 24,- heart of a sprightly maiden. In a
142 lives have been lost on British bantering kind of way the father one
ships at sea, or an annual average
of 1,857.
The detailed figures of this mortal-
ity are given in a parliamentary
paper as follows. The figures in
parentheses indicate, passengers :
1891-(582) 2,500
1891-(104).,..,. 1,968
1893-(44) 1., 858
1894-(1,197) ., .... •3,071
1895-(58) ,,. , -2,927
1896-(440) .. .... ...1,981
1.897-(46) .. ..1,470
1398-(92) 1,484
1899-(121) .,. .. ..1,858
1900-(48) ,,,.. .. . . .....1,585
1901-(13) 1,290
1902-(675) ... ..1,854
1908-(57) .,,,, ,.:..1,296
During the period named the num-
ber of seamen and officers employed
rose from 218,247 to 233,482. The
year 1894, when 1.,197 passengers
were lost, was that of the loss,
among many, other shipping disasters
of the Wairarapu, which went down
off New Zealand with all hands.
During the first nine months of the
current year 156 vessels were lost,
representing a total of 268,161 tons.
Only sixty-two of the vessels were
British.
A WISE PRECAUTION.
No • matter whether tlio baby is
sick or well, Baby's Own Tablets
should always be in the house. They
not only euro infantile disorders,
but they prevent them, and should
be used whenever the little ones
show the slightest signs of illness.
No other medicine is so enthusiasts-
$, cally spoken of by mothers -no other
Medicine- has done so nmeli to make
little ones healthy and good natur-
ed. ' Mre. Albert Luddington, St;
Mary's River, N:S., says: "1 do not
(believe my baby would have been
alive to -day had it not .been for
Baby's Own Tablets. Since using
them he is growing nicely, is good
natured and is getting fat." Good
for the net born baby or growing
child-anid above all absolnt9ely safe,
You can get Baby's Own Tablets
from your cfruggist or by mail at 25
cents a box by writing The Dr.
(Williams' Medicine Co., T3roolcvi]lo,
Ont.
t
Erni o-"Gussie Sapp says if I re-
fuse him he Will go away and joie
either the Japanese or Russian,
army." 3ae!]e-'"Tulin accept him,
Those nations have enohngli troulilest
n,lready.,,•
day remarked to the young fellow
that he would supplant him if lie
was not careful, at which tlio latter
laughed in derision. Tho old man
said not another word, but set ipaiet-
ly to work to take the conceit out
of his bumptious offspring. Tie paid
assiduous court to the damsel, pre-
vailed on her to accompany him to
places of amusement, loaded her with
alt kinds of costly presents, and flat-
tered and cajoled her until she was
not only willing but eager te itch:li-
pany linn to the altar.
As the couple •departed on their
honeymoon the father's last words.
to his discarded son were that he
guessed lie
HAD,TiIE LAUGH THIS TI11IE.
The good old towu of Bristol, Eng-
land, was once the scene of a court-
ship which ended in the, father mar-
rying the girl who seemed intended
as his daughter-in-law. The circum-
stances did not reflect much credit
on him, for he was mean enough to
take advantage of his son's illness to
cut him out with his sweetheart. He
•even went the length of pet'suading
her into the belief that the young
man could not recover, wthen he knew
as a fact, that he was actually • on
the mend. ,
Under the impression thus treated
the unsuspecting dannsel allowed her-
self to be led like a lamb to the
Slaughter, and did not find out how
cruelly she had been misled until too
late. But when the . true position
came to her knowledge she made
things so • lively for her elderly
spouse that he felt considerably re-
lieved when she announced her inten-
tion of leaving him for ever, which
she forthwith did.
But it is to Chicago that we must
turn for, perhaps, the most curious
example of fathers who cutout their
sons. In that city a merchant re-
joicing in the name of Snnitli made
the acquaintance of a widow, to.
whom the neighbors understood hien
to be engaged. At the tame time
his son was paying assiduous court
to the widow's daughter, and it was
supposed that before long a double
wedding might be looked for.
In this ' the £ricncis of the parties
were not '1isappoiuted, but they were
sctn'i•cely prepared for the manner In
Which the foto concerned paired off.
For the father married the daughter
and the son the mother,
There are about ninety clarity paipers
in Russia.
THEY MADE THIS
COUPLE NAPPY
DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS DOING
GOOD WORIC AROUND
PORT ARTHUR,
Mr. Dick Souvey and Wife . Both
Rad Kidney Troubles and the
Great Canadian Kidney Remedy
Cured Them,
Portr,Nov. 14-
A thus, Ont,, No
(Special), -That Dodd's Kidney 1111_
cure the Kidney ills of men anti wo-
men alike has been proved time and
again in this neighborhood, but it is
only occasionally they got a chance
to do double wot'k in the same
house. This has happened in the
case ofMrand.rs.D Dick Sa vs
y
,a
farmer and his Wife, living about
seven miles from here. In aninter-
view Mr. � S Y
ouve said: •
"My wife and myself Have used
Dadd's Kidney Pills and have; found
them a big benefit to our health. We
had La Grippe two winters and; wore
exposedto much frost and cold. Our
sleep was broken on account of urin-
ary troubles and pain in the kidneys.
We each took six bones of 'Dodd's
Kidney Pills and nowenjoy good
health."
HAD MADE A MISTAKE.
The iate Bishop Dudley of Kentucky
was on a lienting expedition near
Louisville during .the last few years
of his life, and Happened to fall in
with a local Nimrod, whose uncon-
cealed admiration for the city man's
marksmanship paved the way for
further conversation. '
"What your name?" the country-
man finally inquired.
"Dudley,," was the reply.
After some change of incident And
experience the bishop's interlocutor
hazarded: -
"Say, Dudley, what business do
you follow?"
"I'm a preacner."
"011, get out. What are you giv-
ing me?"
`But I am. I preach every Sun-
day."
"Where?"
"In Louisville."
"Well, well; I never would lia'
thought it. You ain't stuck up a
bit like most of the preachers down
this way."
An invitationto hear this new-
made acquaintance preach was accom-
panied by a. scribbled card, and the
next Sabbath saw the rustic, in his
"Sunday best," ushered into the
bishop's own pow, where he listened
intently to bothservice and sermon.
He was manifestly amazed, after-
ward, to have the orator of the
morning come down to greet him as
cordially and familiarly, as in the
woods.
He mannaged to stammer his
thanks, and added: "1 ain't much of
a judge of this kind of thing. parson,
but I riz with you and sot with you,
and mw the thing through the best
I knew chow; but all the same, if my
opinion is wuth anything to you, the
Lord meant you far a shooteid"
JACK'S FUN ASHORE.
Pranks of English Sailors in Port
of Smyrna.
Never has the city of. Smyrna be-
held suck' an impressive sight as that
presented by the portion of the Brit-
ish Mediterranean fleet which anchor-
ed in the port at the end of last
month.When at night, on the dis-
chargz of a rocket, tfhe whole squad-
ron was transformed into a mass of
light exclamations of "Wonderful!"
"Magnificent!" and "Splendid!
burst from the tens of thousands of
spectators.
Jack. ashore enjoyed himself • in
characteristic fashion. Numbers of
men hired horses, and members of
the Royal Bluejacket Horse Brigade
wore : seen cantering all over the
town. One tar, whose steed per-
sistently put down his "head, threw
up his heels and flung his rider, in-
geniously "ballasted hien" by fasten-
ing a large stone with his lanyard
to the animal's tail.
Another sailor bought a donkey,
saddle and all, for $25, the dealer
agreeing. to take the animal back
and return $15 at the end of twenty-
four hours, if it were still in a sound
condition, Jack mounted his steed
and rode away. Passing a fashion-
able cafe, he dismounted, and seat-
ing himself at a table ordered two
cakes. One he ate himself and the
other he gave to the donkey, who al-
so had a glass of beer every, time his
owner bought one,
The sailor duly sold the animal
back to the dealer, and some hours
later, finding that he had still $2.50
left, he hired ten boatmen and
gave each 25c to take him on board.
The ten boats being tied together in
a line. the sailor seated himself in
the last one, and was pulled to his
ship, to the intense amusement of
officers and men.
Restaurant and cafe keepers' had
hung up symbols to attract the
handy man, such as "The Nelson
Restaurant," "The John Bull Bar,"
and "The Togo Browery."
It is estimated that the blue jack-
ets and marines alone spent $200,-
000 in Smyrna.
GERM -PROOF BARBER Satcr.
"This towel," said the attendant
in the germ -proof barber shop, "has
been subjected to an extreme heat and
is thoroughly sterilized. We take
every precaution against exposing
our patrons to infection or con-
tagion."
"Good thing," commendedthe pa-
tron.
'"Phis soap," tent on the attend-
ant; picking tip a cake thereof, "has
been debacteriatized, and the comb
and brush are thoroughly antigen*
eized." ."Great acliemer,, said tune Matron.
Shirt waists and dainty
linen are made delightfully
clean and fresh with Sun-
light Soap. 5B
"ilio chair in which you sit is giv-
en a daily bath in hicliloride of mer-
cury, while its .cushions are baked in.
an oven heated to 987 degrees, which
is guaranteed to shrivel tip any ba-
eillus that happens along."
"Hot stun," said the patron.
"The razor and the lather brushes.
boiled o o it
ed before being :used, and the
lather cup is .dry -heated until there
isnot the sligntest possibility of any
germs sbebeing concealed ed in it."
"Fine," sonceaaid the patron,:
""The hot water witli which the la-
ther is mixed is always double heat-
ed and sprayed with a germicide, be-
sides being filtered and distilled. It
is a$ pure as it can be made."
"Excellent," said the patron.
"Even the floor and the ceiling and
the walls and the furniture are given
antiseptic treatment every day, and
all change handed out to our custo-
mers is first wiped with antiseptic
game. The shoe polieli at the boot
chair is boiled and then frozen, and
the—„
"Well, look here," said the patron,
who had been sitting wrapped in the
towel during all this, "why don't
you go ahead and shave me? Think
I'm loaded with sone kind of germ
that you have to talk to deatli?
"No, sir," answered the attendant,
"But I am not the barber."
"You're not? Where is he?"
"They are boiling bim, sir."
COOKING WITHOUT A FIRE.
Readers of the war news may have
noticed one or two references to the
fact that tinned meats for the Rus-
sian. troops are prepared by a pro-
cess which enables the contents of
each tin to be served hot without
'a fire. This boon is secured by hav-
ing the ordinary tins filled with
food "jacketed" in patent tins. The
patent tin contains water, together
with a chemical mixture by means
of which the water can be raised to
the boiling -point in ten minutes or.
a quarter of an hour. All that is
necessary to do when it is desired'.to
heat the food is to puncture the top
of the patent tin, the chemical mix-
ture being thereby forced into the
water, which soon begins to boil.
SIZE OF THE EMPIRE.
The British Empire oocupies about
one-fifth of the surface of the habita-
ble globe, and consists of the United
Kingdom, with its attendant islands
and about forty-three dependencies
under separate and independent Gov-
ernments, varying in size from Can-
ada, which is thirty times the size
of the United Kingdom, to Gibraltar
the area of which is two square
miles. Thus the area of the British
Empire is ninety-eight times that of
the United Kingdom, white the arca
of the self-governing Colonies alone
is nearly sixty times as large as
that of the mother country.
Solomons-"Dis paper says Rosen-
baum vos penniless." Cedienstein -
"Dot's foolish. A man aiu'dt penni-
less choost because he owes a lot of
money lie ain'cft going to pay!"
The Stomach's 1 Weal or Woe," —The
stomach is the centre from which, from
the standpoint of health, flows "weal
or woe." A healthy stomach means
perfect digestion—perfect digestion means
strong and steady nerve centres—strong
nerve centres mean good Circulation,
rich blood ° and good health. South
American Nervine makes and keeps the
stomach right. -52
Father -"What axe you crying
about, Bobby?" Bobby (between
sobs) -"I don't want to go to scnool
to -day." Father -"Why not?" Bob-
by -"Sister jilted the teacher last
night." .
illnardIs Liniment Cares bicolor,
Servant-"'1'liero's a gentleman
downstairs, ma'am." Mistress-
"Show him up toe the drawing-
room."
rawingroom." Servant -"But he has come
to clean the chinzbly." Mistress
"Then show him up the chimney."
A Cure for Fever and Ague.—Parme-
re's' Vegetable fills are compounded for
use in any climate and they will be
found to preserve their powers in any
latitude. In fever and ague they act
upon the secretions and neutralize the
poison which has found its way into
the blood. They correct the impurities
which find entrance into the system
through drinking water or food, and if
used as a preventive fevers are avoided.
Clei14-"I alit: lid like to get off
early, sir, as my wife wants Me to
do some odd jobs about the house
While . itis light enough" Manager
-"Can't possibly do itl" Clerk--
"Thank
lerk-"T'hantc you, sir, You aro very
kind."
Bettor Without a Stomach than with one
that's got a constali t "hurt" to it. Dr.
Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets stimulate
the digestive organs. Lot one enjoy
UR, .t .,` -z•••••2 things of life and leas.. * -
bad effects—carry caoam Srtth you In
your vest pocket -60. in box, 85 cents.
-48
"That's where the shoe hurts," as
Vie bridegroom muttered, rubbing the
back of his head.
It is Good for Man and Beast,• --Not
only is Dr. Thomas' Ecleetrlc Oil of
incomparable value in the household,
but the farmer and stockman Will find
it very serviceable in the farm yard
and on the cattle range, 'often ravine
the services of a veterinary burgeon. In
injuries to stock and in. cases of coup•,
and pales it can be used With good ef-
fest,
tied ge,
-/4 l /paw:
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We can handle your poultry eZthen
y
alive or dressed to best advantage...
Also your bbuttez eggs, .
honey
and
other produce.
TNHO DAWSON- COMMISSION CO., Limited
Car. West. Market and Colborne Sth., TORONTO.
FRANJ% CRITICISM,
Artist -"There, it latest
s is my la est
picture." Ingenuous Friend -"Well,
you haven't economized paint on it,
have ou? Whattille have you giv-
en
en to it?" •
Artist -"What 'do I. call it? Why,
sir; that is an autumn sunset."
Ingenuous Friend -"You don't say
so! Well, I don't blame the -sun at
all for setting."
Armor undennzeatba man -o' -war In-
creases tVho damage resulting from a
torpedo explosion.
The healthy glow disappearing from
the cheek and .Moaning an.d restlessness.
at night aresure symptoms of worms
in children. Do not fail to get a bot-
tle of Mother Graves' Worm Extermina-
tor; It is an effectual medicine.
Smile and the world smiles with
you -if you are willing to settle with
the bartender.
Suitor -"In suing for the hand of
your daughter, I feel that I am un-
worthy of her—" K. 0, -"Enough,
we are• agreed. The case must stop.
Your snit is dismissed'."
.fust the Thing That's Wanted,— A
pill that acts upon the stomach and
yet is so compounded that certain in-
gredients of it preserve their power to
act upon the intestinal canals, so as to
clear thein of 'excreta, the retention of
which cannot but be hurtful, was long
looked for by the medical profession. It
was found in Parmelee's Vegetable Pills,
which aro the result of much expert.
study, and are scientifically prepared as
a laxative and au alternative in one.
Sometimes a stern parent allows
lfis daughter to wed the man of her
choice because lie has a grudge
against him.
Midard's Liniment Cares Diphtheria
"If girls would eat more onions
they would have fewer calls from
physicians," says a scientist. Also
from other young men.
The President a Slave to Catarrh
D. T. Sample, president of Sample's
Instalment Company, Washington, Pa.,
writes : "For years T was afflicted with.
Chronic Catarrh. Remedies and treat-
ment by specialists only gave me tem-
porary relief until I was induced to
use Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. It
gave almost instant relief. 60 cents. -
49.
Hook-"Bjones is t]ie most melan-
choly fellow I know." Nye -`"That's
quite true. He proposed to a girl
once by asking her how she would
like to be his widow."
Great Salt Lake, the Dead Sea of
!America, is gradually drying up. The
opinion now almost universally pre-
vails among scientists that this mys-
terious body of water, located' at an
altitude of 4,210 fent above sea level
and 1,000 mikes inland, and which
had but a single rival -the Dead Sea
of Palestine -is certain, within the
course of a half -century, to disapptear
from the map.
Wash greasy dishes, pots or pans
with Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It
will remove the grease with the
greatest ease.
Are your corns harder to remove than
those that others have had? I3ave
they not had the same kind? Rave
they not been cured by using. Hollo-
way's Corn Cure? Try a bottle.
"I am Mr. Phalce, sir," said the
obtrusive stranger, "maker of
Phako's panacea." • "Ah, yes," le -
marked Cadleigh. "Your medicine,
sir, has benefited me greatly." "Glad
to hear it. I—" ""Yes, a rich
uncle of mine took it, and I was his
sole heir."
Dear Sirs, -I was for seven years
a sufferer from Bronchial trouble
and would bo so 'hoarse at times
tthat I could scarcely speak above
a whisper. I got no relief from any-
thing till I tried your MINARD'S
HONEY BALSAM. Two bottles
gave relief and six bottles -made a
complete . cure. I would heartily
recommend' it to anyone suffering
from throat or lung trouble.
J. F. VANBUSKIRK.
Fredericton.
COACHMAN'S COLLEGE.
It would seem that the progress of
the motor -car has had its effect upon
the imagination of horse -owners in
:Austria, for there, a. little late in
the day perhaps, •d eoa.chinan's col-
' - - w eeut to be opened, under,
of- course, the highest auspices. Be-
sides the art of driving, all "horsey'
knowledge 15 to be taught, veterin-
ary surgery, and modern languages.
Classes for omnibus drivers, cab-
drivers, family coachmen, and so
forth are to be included, payment
being, one supposes, by the course
instead of by; the hour.,
"Yds,si
r, .Tirinsoii said you wero.
an old fool, But I stood by ytau.
I defended you all right." "MT you?
That was good of you.. What did
yob Say?" "(hli, 1, said you weren't,
No very ol'dssf)
RAILWAY -1
fi
Is the special work of the
CENTRAL.
Telegraph Scheel
TORONTO, ONE..
Write for particulars to
W. N. SHAW, - Principal
Yonge and Gerrard Inas, Toronto.'
Justice -"You say that you did
not.know you were violating the lay.
Ah! but, my dear sir, Ignorance of
the law is no excuse to any . man."'
Prisoner -"That's rather rough on
both of us, ain't it, your worship•Z'.'
Crier -"Order in the court."
"My Heart was Thumping my Lilo out,"
is the way Mrs. R. H. Wright, of
Brockville, Ont., describes her sufferings.
from smothering, fluttering and palpita-
tion. After trying many remedies
without benefit, six bottles of Dr, Ag-
new's Cure for the Heart restored lier
to perfect health. The first dose gave
almost instant relief, and in a day
suffering ceased altogether. -51
If .a girl wants to be kissed a young
man doesn't have to waste mucdit
time looking for an opportunity.
Miaardts Liniment Cures Colds, etc,
He -"Suppose our marriage isn't a
success?" She -"Wel], we can di-
vide
ivide the presents."
A cough is often the forerunner of
serious pulmonary afflictions, yet there
is a simple cure within the reach of
all in Bickle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup,.
an old-time and widely recognized rem-
edy, which, if resorted to at the incep-
tion of a cold, will invariably give re-
lief, and by overcoming, the trouble,
guard the system from any serious con-
sequences. Price 25 cents, at all deal-
ers.
Mother -"To think that Priscilla is
to be married! It ishard to give
T
i her up." Tallier -,.les, bat it is
better late than never!"
Einard's teal cares carpi in caps. 1
A cliiropo'dist announces on .his
business' cards that he bas "removed
corns trona several of the crowned
heads of Europa:"
"eat—ester Pea.-titionee-- Ago Result."
—Mrs. Annie C. Chestnut, of Whitby,
was for months a rheumatic victim, but
South American Rheumatic Cure chang-
ed the song from "despair" to "joy."
She says : "I suffered untold misery
from rheumatism—doctors' medicine did
me no good—two bottles of South
American Rheumatic Cure cured me—re-
Mrs. M'uggins-"My husband is too
tender-hearted to whip the children."
IMrs. Buggies-"Humpht My husband
is so tender -'hearted that he can't,
even beat the carpet!"
DR. A. W. CHASE'S
CATARRH CURE
is sent direct to the diseased
parts by the Improved Blower.
Heals the ulcers, clears the sir
passages, stops droppinggsln the
throat and permanently cures
Catarrh and Hay Fever. Blower
free. All dealers; or Dr. A. W, Chas:
Medicine Co„ Toronto and Buffet*
The liorny.banded man calls it
"pay," the skilled, mechanic "wages," -
the City clerk "salary," the banker
"income," a landowner "rent -roll," a
lawyer "fees," a burglar "swag,"
but it all conies to the same at the
end of the weak.
Per Over Sixty Years
Mita. WINtil.ew•sSOOTHING Srani. has been need he
stillioneof mothers for their ohiitlren whlie teething.
Ttsnothesthe child, softens the gums, aft aysvain, cores.
wind oolic, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is the
beetremedy for niarrhcem. Twenty -tire Dents a bottle
Sold bydrusiiista throughout the world. Be sure and
eek for "Mae. Wresrow15SOOT}LlN05)uulP." 21.-44
Teacher was explaining the meaning
of the word "recuperate." "Now,
Willis," slie said, "if your father
worked hard all day he would be
tired and worn out, wouldn't ho?"
"Yes'm." "Then, when night comes
and his work is over for the day,
What does he do?" "That's what
mother wants to know, 'teacher!"
La grippe, pneumonia, and influ-
enza often leave a. nasty cough'
when they're gone.
It is a dangerous thing to neglect.
Cure it with
Shill's
consumption
ure Tonna
The Lung
The cure that is gtnratiteed by
your druggist.
250, 5110
Prloosl$LoRcyS. , Cl. X.,W erTo:r,s 1- Co, le.s
I,_.. ronto, Cur
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