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MT THE, HOME OF MR. JOSEPH
HILTON, THOROLD, ONT.
ZBiis Daughter, Florence, Was All
But Dead From Dropsy—Her
Doctor Had. Given Her Up -Dr.
Williams' Pink Pill's Were Then
Used and To -day She is Well
and Strong,
From the Post, Thorold, Ont.
Everybody believes in a dreamy
sort of way of the efficacy of a ;cell
and wisely advertised medicine, when
the recorded came of restored health
are at a distance; but when a case
comes up in the acme town, when
the patient is known to everyone,
and when the cure is not only posi-
tive but: marvellous, the efficacy of
the medicine becomes a fact—a de-
aided
o-tided thing. For many years the
Post has advertised Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills for Pale People; large
quantities of them have been sold by
the localdrug stores, and .many re-
niarkable cures have been, effected.
One of these attracted the attention
of our reporter and he investigated,
Miss Florence Hilton, the eighteen
year old daughter of Joseph and
Mrs. Hilton, living in the west part
of the town, was taken ill early last
summer with dropsy, coupled with
heart trouble. She was compelled
i o give up one duty after another,
and finally became unable to walk or
to lie down... Her suffering was in-
tense and medical skill did all that
could be done. Florence, however,
grew -:worse, sitting in her chair day
And night for five long months to
get her ',breath, • and the parents des-
Paired. At last the doctor gave her
up, and said further visits were futile.
The poor girl's limbs were pitifully,
swollen and finally burst below the
knees. She sat helpless and weak,
gasping for breath and at times
could breathe at all onlywiththe
greatest .difficulty. One night the
neighbors came in and said she could
not live till morning. But to -day,
she is aliveand movingwell,
about
amongher young companions a re-
markable and miraculous contrast to
what she then was. The reporter
called one evening at the Hilton
home, but Miss Florence was out vis-
iting. The father and mother were
tin. however, .and freely told him of
the cure, which they attribute entire-
ly, to Dr. Williams'. Pink Pills. The
'first box was brought to her by her
grandmother, who urged their use.
Then Mrs. Hilton herself remembered
that she had the previous winter been
cured by Dr. Williams•' Pink Pills of
a slight attack of dropsy, andalso
remembered the many cures advertis-
ed in the Post. She bought two
+ boxes and Florence took them, three
pills at a dose. In two weeks she
1rielt a slight decrease in the pain in
her : limbs, and more pills were pro-
cured. For five months—five long
pain -laden months—the weary girl
had sat day and night in her chair,
but now she began to feel the pain
leaving her and to see her limbs re-
sume their natural size. Fourteen
boxesofthe pills were taken and at
last her perseverance was rewarded.
She rose from her chair; her former
trength gradually came back; one by,
,ene her household duties were taken
up, again, and when The Post repre-
sentative called he was met by
beaming faces and thankful hearts
and a grateful readiness to,.giveto
the world the facts that had saved
a bright young life and had brought
joy instead of grief to a Thorold
home."
In thousands of other homes,
scattered over the length and breadth
of Canada, Dr. Williams'- Pink Pills
have brought health and joy and
gladness and in every home in the
land where sickness and suffering en-
ters new health and strength can be
had through a fair use of this medi-
cine. Remember that substitutes
can't/ cure—they make the patient
worse, and when you ask for this
medicine see that the full name "Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People" is printed on the wrapper
around the box—then you are sure
-you have the genuine pills. Sold by
medicine dealers or by niail post
paid at 50 cents a boxor six boxes
a•+for $2.50 .by writing The Dr. Wil-
liams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
A piece of camphor gum is a very
good indicator of what the weather
is going to be. If when tlie camphor
is exposed to the air the gam re-
mains clry, the weather will be fresh
and dry, but if the gum absorbs the
moisture, and seems damp, it is a
sign of rain.
A. THOUGHTFUL PRIEST.
Points Out to Mothers the Way
to Keep Their Children Well and
Happy.
Rev. X. L. Francoeur, Cassclman,
Ont., is a kind-hearted priest who
has clone much to alleviate suffering
among the little ones in thehorneS
of lis parishioners, Writing ' under
a recent date he says: "X must say
that Dr. Williams' Baby's Own Tab-
lets are deserving of the high praise
;they have had as a ctire for the ail-
ments of children. For the past
eight months I have been introduc-
ing them in many families, and al-
ways, the mothers tell me, witli per-
fect results. Their action is always
e(cctivc, without any sickly reaction,
and th ey are especially yaluable in
allaying pains in the head,' fever in
teething, nervousness, sleeplessness,
spasxns, cramps in the stomach and
bowels, . colic and other troubles.
!Their regulating action gives almost
instant relief, and gives speedy cure.
This is the comforting experience
(that has come to my knowledge out
of their judicious use. - I am glad to
' give you my sincere testimony, and
will recommend the Tablets to all
:tethers and nurses of sick children
a.s 1 have done heretofore."
'�'"+ •' i IlTh.bl.ets are sold b all medi- y
eine dealers, or inotl'iers can obtain
y cents a. ok ) piano,while-the second had little or
thew by inert atb 1 ,y
T i n iniowled •o, of technique. : But so
writing to ".i3ic Ur, Williams'.5 � e<"i3 o e q
cine Co., P-: e+cit.ville, Ont. • ! wall did the student progress with
SOME SEII '-1IA E RULERS
DQ NOT OWE THEIR POS$TION$
TO RIGHTS OF DESCENT.
]clow Many European Potentates
Have Gained Their Present
Positions.
True aristocrats have rather a cyn-
ical way of speaking of Royalty, In
spite of their high political position,
the majority, of the crowned heads of
Europe take by no means a high
rank in the matter of lineage. In
fact, with theutmost respect, be, it
said, most of Europe's reigning sov-
ereigns owe their lofty positions not
to rights of descent, but to good
luck, and their own efforts,
Tho dynastic troubles of the king-
dom of Servia, settled for the time
being by the accession of Ring Peter,
aro merely the continuance of a
struggle between. swineherds... Both
the founder of the present dynasty,
larageorge, and of the late dynasty,
Milosh. Obrenevitch, before . their en-
try into the realm of high politics,
ministered to the needs of the hum-
ble porker,' and that only so recently
as thebeginning of the last century.
Somewhat more distinguished, but
by no means august, is the lineage
of the King of Sweden, Oscar II. His
line goes no further back than 1818,
to Marshal Bernadotte, one of Napo-
leon's henchmen, who was jumped
into the Swedish throne by his mas-
ter, on the dethronement of Gustavus
IV.
The princely throne of Bulgaria is,
of course, of intensely modern origin.
Only in 1887 did the present Prince,
Ferdinand of Coburg, ascend the
throne, on the abdication of Alexan-
ander of Hesse -both entire foreigners
to Bulgaria.
KING LEOPOLD OF BELGIUM
is an admirable and popular monarch.
but his Royal line only comes down
from 1831, when his father, a Prince
of Saxe -Coburg, was nominated king
Bel-.
of the. newly, -formed..:.. State of B
glum,
Newer . still is the origin of the
onRoyally Y Family of Greece, as on y in
1863 did the present dynasty assume
power, without having ever had the
remotest political connection with
their subjects. The present King
George of Greece is the first King of
his race, and is the son of the King
of Denmark. In 1863 the Greeks
were without a monarch, and almost
unanimously elected for the post
Prince Alfred of Great Britain, the
Late Duke of Saxe -Coburg. The pos-
ition was not, however, selected for
him by his august parents, and so
the throne passed over to the Prince
George of Schleswig-Holstein.
For an Empire that dates back far
before the Christian era, whose civil-
ization is thousands; of years older
than . our own, the Chinese dynasty
are little more .than. modern up-
starts. For the Tsing family, who
hold sway, at present, only cavae in
to power in 1643, and were, from
the Chinese Mandarin point of view,
vulgar usurpers of Tartar origin.
. ITALY'S ROYAL FAMILY
must also be included in a list of
newly -made place -holders. Their
tenure of the crown of United Italy
dates from. 1861, when Victor Em-
manuel II., King of Sardinia, as-
sumed it,. Prior. to that Victor was
the King only of a small territory,
which, in turn, his ancestors had se-
cured by exchange for -Sicily, of
which he was previously King. Be-
fore that, Victor Amadeus was mere-
ly Duke of Savoy. The rise of the
Savoy family from obscure dukedom
to the crown of one of the great
Powers is one of the phenomena of
history and appeals greatly to the
imagination.
When it was announced that Queen
Wilhelmina of Holland would marry
the Duke Henry of Mecklenburg -
Schwerin, opinion generally regarded
it as an act of condescension on the
part of her Majesty. The German
princely family, on their part, re-
garded it as no small condescension
for one of their stock to unite him-
self with so comparatively modern
a Royal family as that of Holland.
For while the Mecklenburgs trace
their descent to Genseric the Vandal,
who ravaged the western empire in
the fifth century,
THE DUTCH ROYAL FAMILY
of Orange only assumed the title of
King, and Royal rank in 1815. Be-
fore that, the Orange position was
that of Stadt holder, a kind of Pre-
sidential office only.
Much is heard of the glories of the
Hohenzollern family, of which Wil-
liam II., is the prevailing ornament,
but only, in 1701 aid the family at-
tain kingly rank, having previously
held the obscure position of Mar -
graves of Brandenburg, obtained ori-
ginally by purchase in the fifteenth
century. As everybody 'knows, the
flohenzollerns only rose to Imperial
ranlf, as German Emperors, after the
war with France, in 1871. It is, of
course, only to the credit of the
Hohenzo]lerns that they have so rais-
ed themselves in the world, and are,
therefore, self-ma'de monarchs, but
it is only fair to say that the major-
ity, of the obscure princes of Ger-
many could give them points in the
matter of lineage...
Bearing in mind these facts, we
should not be so ready to laugh to
scorn the French gentleman . Styling
himself Emeror of the Sahara. ITC
is, after all, only doing to -day what
many very imposing monarchs have
done in days not so ery long ago.
PERSONAL POINTERS.
n....gAbout Some
Interestx Gossip
Pr onlinent People.
The King of Italy, although the
head of one of the greatest wine -pro-
ducing countries, • is almost an ab
Stainer.
M. Bellamy, of Paris, owns tan
most powerful motor -ear in the
world. The engine is 165 -horse
power, with eight cylinders and throe
forward speeds, the second speed be-
ing geared for eighty miles an hour:
M. :l'aderewski commenced to study
the piano at the age of six. His
first tutor was unable to play the
his own natural ability, and under,
the guidance of masters whose pupil
he became at the age of twelve, that
by the tune ho was eighteen he was
a professor at the Conservatoire at
Warsaw.
Mr, F. 0, Selous, the mighty, hunt-
er of big game, who was at Torn
Brown's old swhool—Ruby—was nick-
named "Zealous" by his. companions.
On leaving school lie went to '$wit
zorlancl to learn French and German.
Ho rattier startled the worthy Swit-
kers on one occasion by jumping into
the Rhino • clad in top -boots and
greatcoat. A duck which he had
Shot . had fallen into the river, and
he wanted to get it out.
Ono of the least self -advertised' of
great inen is Professor ltontgen, Who
discovered the marvellous rays which
now bear his name. Tho Professor
has ':never been interviewed, never
been banquetted, and he has even re-
fused immense sums of money offer-
.ed him by publishers for a book on
what he himself modestly styled "a
new kind of ray." Though sixty,
he carries his years gallantly, and
looks more like a ratan who has led
a healthy outdoor We than one who
has spent the whole of his manhood
in investigating strange physical pro-
blems.
Sir Henry Drummond Wolff, the
distinguished Ambassador, used to
possess a wonderful dog. This crea-
ture was the best -mannered little fel-
low in the world. He seethed to
have assimilated the good breeding of
•
Iva
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tel
A little Sunlight Soap will clean
cut glass and other articles until
they shine and sparkle. Sunlight
Soap will wash other things than
clothes.
THE BIG TREES.
A. Wondrous and Awe -Inspiring
Product of Nature, Found
only in California.
California's attractions are mostly
of its own :kine'(, peculiar to the state
and of none is this so emphatically
true as that unique product the lag
'.frees. The age of these colossi is
from 1,500 to 2,000 years. The
Mariposa Grove, which can be visited
wthile en route to the Yosemite, con-
tains some of the largest. In the
Calaveras Grove are from ninety to
one Hundred of huge size. Near San-
ta Cruz is a beautiful grove of red-
wood Big Trees which will well em-
ploy a day's visit, These . can be
the grandee from whom Sir Henry best reached by the Union Pacific,
got ind in Spain. One day, it is whose fast trains from Missouri river
said, when the presence of many l reach• California 16 hours ahead of
guests: caused Lady--.:.W-olfl' to - forget all competitors.
his dinner, the dog, too well -conduct- Pamphlets and maps describing the
ed to whine or obtrude itself in un- wonders' of California, and full infer
'seemly fashion, went to the garden
bit of! a flower, and, returning, laid
it at Lady Wolff's feet. The flower
was a forget -me -nota
Mlle, Marthe: Dupuy, whose remark-
able volume of sonnets has just won
the coveted Sully ;Prudhomme Prize,
lives in, an attic. When ten years
old she could neither read nor write,
u ultimately developed into a Post
but u1t t y de p
Office clerk. After eight years' ser-
vice she retired with shattered health
and an enthusiasm for poetry. Her
u
book will shortly. be p blishe d under
the title, "Idylle on Fleurs." All thg,
sonnets are after Virgil, Theocritus,
and Anacreon; although sae knows
nothing of Greek or Latin except
what she culled 'from the pages of
Leconte de Lisle.
Mr. Spencer Charrington, who so
pluckily sat out the recent twenty-
six hours' sederunt of the British
Souse of Commons, is eighty-six,
and has represented the Mile End
division of Tower Hamlets in the
Conservative interest for nineteen
years. He is a member of the fam-
ous brewing firm, and, despite his
great age, is still hale and hearty
and a keen politician. Parliament
will miss him when he does retire,
for he is one of its most faithful at-
tendants, arra in the reading -room of
the House there is a particular arm-
chair which is his prescriptive right,
and which no one else ever dreams of
appropriating.
The career of Sir Thomas Barham
is one that the late Dr. Smiles would
have been delighted to have held up
as an example. Many people living
in Hampstead and its neighborhood
can remember him when, as a milk-
man, he carried his cans round the
district. But he could see far be-
yond his daily task, and in time had
a milk .business of his own. This
was but the stepping -stone to con-
tinued success, and his happiest ven-
ture was the establishment of one of
the big London milk companies,.
which, with its farms convenient to
the greatest milk market in the
world, supplied that rare thing—"a
long -felt want." Sir George Bar-
ham has yet found time actively to
interest himself in many charitable
and philanthropic objects.
THE DOCTOR, SAID
THAT HE MUST DIE
BUT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
CURED J. J. PERKINS.
He Was Unable to Work, seed Be -
corning Destitute, Before He
Used the Great Canadian Kid-
ney Remedy.
Tyndall, Man., Oct. 21.—(Special.)
—Unable to work because of Kidney
Disease, pronounced incurable by the
doctors, and fast becoming desti-
tute, Mr, J. J. Perkins, of this place
found new life and health in Dodd's
Kidney Pills. 'In his gratitude he
wants all the world to know of hie
cure, and that ho owes it to Dodd's
Kidney Pills, Mr. Perkins says
"After two years of Kidney Trou-
ble I got so bad the doctor said I
was .: incurable. I got still worse
and at times lad such terrible pains
in nay back and kidneys that I
thought I would die.
"I was unable to work and • was
becoming destitute when a friend per-
suaded me to try Dodd's Kidney
Pills. Five boxes cured me com-
pletely.''
"Were ycz Iver ehtruck be loigift
ping, Pat?" 01 don't remi:mbei'."
":Don't reinitnber?" "No. A mon
that's binmarried tin years don't re-
rnimbor sich trollies as thot."
PORTLAND AND NORTHWEST..
Without change via Union. Pacific.
This route gives you 200 miles along
the matchless Columbia River, a
great part of the distance the trains
running so close to the river that
one can look from the car window
almost directly into the water. Two
through trains daily with accommo-
dations for all elasses of passengers.
This will be the popular route to
Lewis 11dClark Exposition 1905.
Inquire of TI r', Carter, T. P. A.,
14 Janes Building, "Toronto, Canada.
F. B. Choate, G. A., 128 Woodward
Ave„ Detroit, Mirth.
All the world's a at.sgo-rand alt the
women insist an haviii,g speaking
mation about the most comfortable
and direct; route to the Pacific Coast,
can be obtained of H. P. Carter, T.-
P.A., 34 Janes - iluitding, Toronto,
Canada; or F. B. Choate, G.A., 128
Woodward Ave„ Detroit, Mich.
AS SHE WOULD HANE BEEN.
A gentleman in Paris paid a visit
to a lady, in whose drawing -room he
saw a portrait of a lovely woman
Y.five-and-twenty.
of s a
Upon the entrance of the lady her
visitor naturally asked if the picture
was a family portrait, and was told
it represented her deceased daughter.
"Is it long since you lost her?"
asked the gentleman.
"Alas, sir!" replied the lady, "she
died just after her birth, and, 1 had
a portrait painted to represent her
as she would have aPPeared if she had
liver until now.'!
,Minard's Liniment Cures Burs, etc.,
A fir -tree was cut in Oregon recent -
1y which made nine saw logs avex-
Wo can handle your poultry aithex:
alive or dressed to best adva.:tage.
Also your butter, eggs, honey anti
other produce..
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A physician, finding a lady reading
"Twelfth. Night," said "When
Shakespeare wrote about Patience on
a monument, did he mean doctors'
patients?" "No," she answered;
"you don't find them on monuments,,
but under them.
Salt Rheum, Totter, Derenta--These
distressing skin diseases relieved by one
application. 1 N tree. Dr. Agnew's Ointment is a
potent cure for all eruptions of the
skin, Jas. Gaston, Wilkesbarre, says:
"For nine years I was disfigured with
Tetter on
my hands, Dr. Agnew's
Ointment cured it." 85 cents. -81
A girl's dearest girl friend is apt
to be one she has known less than
two weeks.
Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere,
Too many business women are, in-
terested only in the business of their
neighbors.
The Crick in tar. Back.—"One touch
of nature makes the whole world kin,"
sings the poet. But what about the
touch of rheumatism and lumbago,
agingfourteen feet in ler; th, statin which is so common now? There is no
g g' poetry in that touch, for it renders life
21,483 feet board measure. The miserable. Yet how delighted is the
roduct oef this one tree will bring
sense of relict when an application of
P g Dr.
Thomas' . );electric 011 drives pain
over ' $1,000.
For Over Slaty Years
Max. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING enter baa bean need by
nUlionsof mothers for their children while teething.
Itsootheathe child, softens the gums. allays pain cures
wind collo, regulates the stomach and bowels. and is the
beatrem. yfor Diarrbosa. Twenty-five cents a bottle
Bo1d:bydraggista throughout the world. Be sure end
ask for"Nati. WIN.LOw'a SOOTHINO Mawr." 2B-414
Balloonists say that birds' flight
is limited to 1,815 feet above the sur-
face of the earth.
Per the Overworked.—What are the
causes of despondency and melancholy?
A disordered liver is one cause and a
prime one. A disordered liver means a
disordered stomach, and a disordered
stomach means disturbance of the nerv-
ous system. This brings the whole body
into subjection and the victim fdels sick
all over. Parmelee's Vegetable lens
aro a recognized remedy in this Mate
and relief will follow their use.
-Bertie—"I am sorry that your wife
opened that business letter I sent you
Will. You told me that she never
opened your letters." Will—"She
doesn't, as a rule; but you see you
made a great mistake to mark it
'Private.'
DeafnOOB of 12 Years' Standing.
Protracted Catarrh produces deafness in
many cases. dapt. Den. Connor, of
Toronto, Canada, was deaf for 12
years from Catarrh. All treatments
failed to relieve Dr. Agnew's Catarrh-
al Powder gave him relief .in one day,
and in a very short while the deafness
lett him entirely. It will do as much
for you. 50 cents. -83
Papa—"Ethel, I fear that ,young
man is not enterprising." Ethel
"Yes, he is, papa; Bearing that Tifr.
Simpson had proposal to me by let-
ter, he has just proposed to me by
telegram, and I naturally take the
first offer."
Something More Than a Purgative.—
To
urgative—To purge is the only effect of many
pills now on the market. Parmelee's
Vegetable Pills are more than a purga-
tive. They strengthen the stomach,
where Othoo pills weaken It. They
cleanse the blood by regulating the liv-
or and kidneys, and they stimulate
where other pill compouncls depress. No-
thing of an injurious nature, used for
merely purgative powers, enters into
their composition.
Mother—"Whatl Have you been
fighting again, Johnnie? Good little
boys don't fight." Tahnnie—"Yes, i
know that. I thought he was a good
little boy, but after I hit him once I
found he wasn't."
There never WAS, and never will bo a
universal panacea, in ono remedy, for
all 111s to which flesh is heir—the very
nature of many curatives being such
that were the germs of other and dif-
ferently seated diseases rented in the
Systeitt of the patient --what would re,
lievo one 111, in turn would aggravate
the other. We have, however, in Quin-
ine Winer when obtainable in a sOund
unadulterated state, a remedy for many
sold grovious ills. Ily its gradual and
judicious use, the frailest systems aro
led into convaisconce and strength, lr;,
the inttrtence which Quinine exerts on
Natures own restoratives. It relieves
the drooping spirits of those with
whom a chronic state of morbid des•
pondency and lack of interest tit life is
a disease, and, by tranquilizing the
nerves, disposes to sound and refreshing
Bleep—imparts vigor to the action 05
the blood,whluh being stimulated,
courses throughout the veins, strength.
ening the healthy animal functions of
the system, thereby making activity a
accessary result, strengthening the
frame, and giving lire to the digestive
organe., which naturally demand in.
creased substance—result, improved ap-
petite. Northrop to Lyman of Toron-
to, have •given to the 'public their ‘;:a
eerier QUinirto Wine at the usual rate,
and, gauged by the opinion of scien-
tists, this twine appteaches nearest per-
fection of any in the Market. All drug,
hires sell it.,
away. There is nothing equals it.
The girl who sits in the parlor and
sings "Who will care for mother
now?" while the old lady is doing
the family washing will prove a great
disappointment to some poor man.
Dr, Von S. an's Pineapple Tablets.
—Medical science by accident discovered
the potency of the pineapple as a pan-
acea for stomach troubles: The im-
mense percentage of vegetable pepsin
contained in the fruit makes it an al-
most indispensable remedy in cases of
dyspepsia and indigestion. One tablet
after each meal will cure most chronic
cases. 60 in a box, 35 cents. -32
Fond Fattier—"Heaven bless you,
sir, for rescuing my daughter from
a watery grave! Think of the risk
you ran!" Life-Saver—"No risk at.
all, sir. I'm marriedl"
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Dear Sirs,—This is to certify that
I have been troubled with a lame
back for fifteen years.
I have used three bottles of your
MINARD'S LINIMENT and am'com-
pletely cured.
It gives me great pleasure to re-
commend it and you aro at liberty
to use this in any way to further
the use of your valuable medicine.
Two Rivers. ROBERT ROSS.
Mrs. Slimdiet—"So you have placed
yourself under the care of a physi-
cian who reduces superfluous flesh?
Did he recommend any special diet?"
New Boarder—"No, madam. He
simply recommended your boarding-
house."
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Plies
To prove to yon thee 591:
Cheio's Ointment ie a certain
and absolute cure for eaek
and every form of itching.
bleeding and protrudinpiles,
Itte manufacturers have guaranteed it. See tes•
)raonials in the daily press and ask your noiffb
tors what they think of it. You can use it and
rot Your money back if not cured. GGc a box, al
11 dealers orEDeUNSON.11Aanii & CO.,TorOnte,
Or. Chasers Omer ; i
CUT DIAMOND.
The following story comes from
Belgium :—
Two fellow -travellers got into con-
trersation and came upon the subject
of free luggage, when one asked leave
to measure the other's trunk. The
result was that the measurer said
"Your trunk is seven and a' hai
centimetres too long, and rias no
right to be in the compartment of
free .luggage. I am n railway in-
spector, incl must fine you Ave
francs. Please give me your name
and address."
The proposed victin:te of misplaced
confidence was, however, equal to
the occasion.
"Kin.dly lend me your measure,
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