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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1904-9-8, Page 7POLIOEMEN FALLIN LOVE bim.g ,:ond„,:ted lie, to tbe This wee the first of neon', vieits , INSTANCES WliERE TgEY and whop, ewes) six 'menthe later, the MARRY P4FOEBM wo 1 n dot ly hinted that she •• might he'of even greater comfort to Risme:tames Which Peove That the iwitiOners il the. WOUld (Like op Truth as Stranger Than her Permancnit residence at the war- deu'e house tete consented to do eo Fiction, and to -day elle io the comfort, aed Soule eeme ago a weli-knnwn au- hope of hunU ed o.evonien and dlaor wrotean intereetirig "ehilling' young gitee who are doing 'varioes ifiteeker" n w Well the beantiM her- ternis ot haprisoninent 111 the convict olee le accused ef anurdea The calla. estatblithiremt over which. her hesbanci ensi wine aeeeets nes fans deeperately reles.,--•LendOn 'riteBits, in Mee with his Pretty peisoner, eud ' after the young lady• has been :found guilty, sentenced to death) rePrieved WHERE.1.LTIEN SPEAK LATIN. at , the' last moment, 'allainvt.11Alt t1ough. it, is esually eensidered Ib; ough the timely remorHe And con- that Latin is a "dead" language, it lesion of the real culprit, is set free a je 'varY 'much alive ie at learit one "WithOilt,, a. St *,1,111 e1.1 hey ch.aracter, part us laueopo. In the central Port. the courteous.uetective, treatny a mail oi the Beikeasseehtz, in ttia mom.. Of high family who has joined the "force" as a aloe for ennui) pops the- queetiata is accepted, sold the two are made one in" the last para- graph, This delightful ronmace has recently had its prototype itte real life, proving the correctness of 'the old adage that, truth, • minus the am- nroide,o,y, is every bit as strange as ;action. The lady in thc. present instan•ce is, or rather WaS, Mis LIlt ut Thothasch of New York, wine last july had 0 terrible experience in the .Braux, an outlying district of the. cety. She WaS walking one evening near leard Street with a Me. Charles Roxbury, whom. she hacl known for fifteen yeas, when a negro stole Op behind them aud, with a heavy club, fceled Mr. Roxbffry to the grained. Miss .Thomasch fled screaming and nought refuge in a house three streets away. Iloabury staggered home .0 ad died as few hours laterwithout speaking. As soon as the murder became known Luke P. Gordon, a policenitte attach- ed to the Tremont Station, was sent to arrest Miss Thomasch, arid during gatives. Above all things dent t give the week following he kePt the Yanng him poisonous "Voothing" stufl. kitty under surveillande, taking hey These things only make him' worse. many times -to court to give evideuce Baby's Own Tablets are What your BEF01111 THE CORONER, little one needs. They are a gentle STRAINED HIS BACK WHILE LIFTING - WAS IN A BAD WAY TILL HE USED DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. They Removed the Bad EiTects and Now William Sharara is as Well as Ever Again. :Murray' 'Harbor South, P. E. I., 0).t. 5.—(Specia1).--Hu1't through 1.t &t11)1)) his back while lifting Mr. 1', 11101)1Sharain, general storelcreler: hire, got so weak that lie coehl ecarcely hold up. To -day he is tee tains between Bulgitrm, Servia, and josang the best of health once more 'rurlaty—theie is a conlinnnitY of coed when asked how he at his anountalaeeee among whom stl,angers 114 till, seldom, go. :During the ascendency back he unhesetatingly• an - 01 tho 'Roman. Empire, a. Roman col- ony was founded hove, and then for- gotten, on account of its remoteness. Woo the reason that the deseenclauts of 1,1108e ancient coloniats have never mixed with the people about themi hey retain • their origleal character- istics, even to the languagefa sev- eral villages the Latin that the peas- ants speak is so plain that students of elastfie authors can anderstanZ them_ Tsciaor_„Now, boys, Nybo wa5 Mg disturbed and my old trouble has Colunibu s?' ' No answer. Tea el in 1 1 fll11'1h.d. (lartniatitagl)0—"q'he man Cliat--" Dodd's Kidney Pills cur.0 the Kid - Class (1e0d113)--"13relre the bank at nays. Cured kidneys' cure numerous 11fce e 1 4114) ." diseases, including Rheumatism, Dropsy, and,Bright's Disease., swess, "Podd's Kidney Pine, llaving sprained nay leicic, with heavy lifting," Mr. Shoranxt says in telling Iris story, "it brought on 11111131 011(1 and: Kidney Trouble. I got so weak that I almost fainted and could sca1ce13r hold up. 1 was ter- ribl3r troubled with having to get out of bed so frequently to m•inate. , "After using many medicines with no good results,1 tried Dodd's ney Pills. I have used ten boxes in all and now, I can sleep without be- tvIMN BABY IS . - Don't doss; Inni With nauseous tor oil or other harsh griping pur- and District Attorney Jerome. Ger- laxative, and make baby sleep be - don appears to have been immediate- coals° they make him well. They ly struck by Miss Thonnuth's un- cool lib hot little mouth, ease his doubted good looks and refinenient, sour stomach, and help his obstinate and though it was stated by the pro- little teeth through Painlessly. They seentio11 thee; she was withholding' are what every mother, needs for her valuable evidence, Gordon a, -always baby—and the older obildrell too.. (1,3, 1.114 tba,t she was hiding itOthing, Mrs. Routiiier, Greenwood, R. (.4., When eltima.tely )ackson, the ne- says : 'consider .Bahy's Own Tata gro who had assatalted Ur. Roxbury, lets Ivor th their weight in o1d M was cinight, Gerclon was again. ebos- every home where there are, children. en. as the one to conduct Miss Thom- My only regret is that 1 did not ascii to and from the court -house for learn their great worth sooner." the purpose of giving farther •evi- These . Tablets will help every child - dente, .facisson was found guilty, from the moment of birth onward, sentenced to death, and finally elec.- end are -guaranteed to contain no trocuted at Sing Sing. At the time harmful drug. Sold by all medicine of the murder Gordon's wife was liy- dealers or sent by mail at 25 cents eMg, bat she died socni after the trial, et box by writing The Dr. and eubsequeutly the policeman pro- Areelleite Co., Broekville, Ont. posed to, Miss Thomnselt and was an- cepted. PROBABLY. Mrs, GO c n was "i titervi owed"' goon after the wedding, when she in- formed a reporter that until she met 'her husband she always disliked policemen. "1 neVer had a high op- inion. of polive-oMeers," she said, "and, in fact, WaS more or less pro- • judiced against 'them. Mr. Gorflon , was the most polite policeman I ever met, and he treated xne with such unusual courtesy that I naturally fell in love with him, and now we are very happy." There is at the present tim(3 in the British police force in the North an officer who first met his wife under dremnstances which one would hard- ly expect to 'lead to the altar. This official was one day on duty .outside a big department store, when a sales- man dashed out and informed him that his presence was required in A CASE OF SHOP -LIFTING: The young officer entered the shop, where he was commanded to arrest a modestly -attired young woman, who vitas accused of stealing a small piece of lace. She had been search- . ed and the property found on her, so there was nothing to be done but take her to the station. She looked so very young and appeared so frigh- tened that the °Dicer kindly dis- patched a messenger for a cab, and into this 'he quietly bundled the young woman. and conveyed her to the police -court, where she was duly "charged." It was conclusively proved that she had undoubtedly stolen the lace; indeed, she pleaded "Guilty," but as it was a first of- fence she was given -the "option" of a fine of $10 or a week's imprison- ment. 'As the money was not forth- coming she was taken below, but half an hour later it was paid and the girl liberated with a caution. It afterwards transpired that the policeman who had arrested her had paid the money, and as soon as the girl discovered this she made inquir- ies, found out where he lived, wrote him a letter of, grateful thanks, and returned the money. In this -way the acquaintance begun. under such adverse circumstances, ripened into friendship, and in less than three months the two were married—the alliance proving an unusually happy one. At one of the State prisons the chief wardeii is married to a young woman who for three years was an inmate of the convict station. She had been . charged with insurance frauds, and being found guilty teas • sentenced to imprisonment for five years in the "second degree." Though She evidence appeared to be ileaslese there 1001.0 many who believed her to be innocent, arid these people were not surprised when, 'three yeare later, the mystery was cleared up by the cenfession of her brother, on whose behalf oho had, knowineiY, SUFFL'ItED DISGRACE. Meanwhile, the warden, baying taken an interest in the case, , had menaged to make 'her life a ;little enejer in prison by gratifitig her sev- eral trillitig coneessions, which she was not slow to appreciate. \Thee the girl received het ai-don" it was Lite warden who read it ever to her, and ae he shook hands he told her that' if there was any way by whieh he could wove her she was to let him know.,,, The ex-irrieerier took him at his word, an CI a few Weeke later WrOte asking permission to visit genie of the unfortunate woanett whet° act] ita intense she had Made during her imprisonment. Of cotirse 1431 request wee geneted, and the SENTENCE SERMONS. Paint does not ma.ke purity, Sow a sin and reap a sorrow. Words are the ' windows of the soul. He cannot help who does not hope. Seek hamiiness, you find heartache. A. little charity makes a lot of cheer. Cherishing malice is nurturing mis- ery. Every biography embraces all his- tory. The world net righteousness more than rites. . 'There is no work in anything that lead's to waste. , Rhetoric is a fine exubalming fluid for religion. - Failure may make a good founda- Unless the soap you use has this brand you are not getting the best theic tor the Octagon Bar., 04S ONE FATAL OBJECTION., `el hate considered, your proposal," said Mrs. Billks, the builder'e widow, to the exM expectant suitor, r. )'43 ly "end I adrait that yowl) pereonal qualilicatio,ns are above reproach, whilst your business knowledge would, T have 110 doubt, be useful in carrying .en my .late husbancre trade as a going concern." was the reply. "But there is one fatal objection. Our present sign -board would have to be altered, and I am afraid it would not be to elle advantage to change it from 'Binks, builder,' to `Jerre, Good -clay.'' "What eVidenee have we," asked the teacher in the night -school, that people live longer nowadays than they used to live?" The young num scratched his ear and reflected, "Well," he said, "the people that used to live are all dead, ain't they.?" There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, end until the last -few ;years Was supposed to be incurable For a great many years doctors pro- nounced it a local disease and prescrib- ed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment. pronounced it incurable, Sience as proven catarrh to be a. coustitu tional disease and therefore requires constitn- tionun l treatinent. Ban's Catarrh cure, tuanulactured by F. J. . Cheney & Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitution- al cure on the 'market. It is taken in- ternally in doses from 10 drops to ri teaspoonful. It acts directly ,m the blood and mucous surfaces of the 4)714- tem,They offer one hundred clottate . for any 'case it fails to cure. Send for Circulars and testimonials. Address: J. CEIEN1DY & CO., . Toledo, 0. .Sold by Druggists, 750, Take 11'ex:111y Pins for eonsti- Potatoes, Poultry, Eggs, Butter, Apples us have your 000.8110.131001 of any of these articles and we will get you good prices. 1rHE DAWSON COVIMIS31 114 ca, 1 rra a.t 3 Cor, Myst Market nd Colborne Sta TO4061Y0, •1140111111ILIMIMM. ` ,TRAD4 MARK D. DODS &. CO. montreal, ‘‘ISLAND CITY" EIOUSE AND FLOOR P N T S WW Cry In 8 Hours. en Sall at KO Earth...are Seaton; Toronto, Vancouver, patron. "Tell me," she asked, after elle had accepted him, "arn I really your first and only lover' ''Well—er—no, tion for success. you would be a- force you in.---ust retailed the absent-minded If (sitetalerra'an'an, "but you are something lose your feelin,gsjust as good." The pictures we admire -make our own portraits. You cannot save wandering ones Minard's Liniment Cures fl' S1 with a field glass. , • • • A man does • not have to have a The talkative traveller hacl corner- frozen heart in order to have a firm ed the driver of the express, and was will. , 'holdingforth on the dangers coati- Religion is - 'sure to have a queer tinily encountered oii the line and. the taste to the man who only takes it 1 aced. of reforms. ease .L% areal" ., Now be was saying, "I have It's no use praying for it heaven - been ea -Gaged ter many yeaes on a lit- ly blessing when you won't pay your tie idea- o•f snsr own. In the near fu- earthly bills. • Jure I hope to be able to stop an One man's righteousness 'does not express train, travelling at sixty depend on his ability to prove =- miles an hour, in its own lengthother's wrongnese.. Now, whet do you think of that?" "Not nauchl" was the blunt . re- TO EXTERMINATE, HOUSE FL1ES. joinder. "But, my dear man," went on the Scientists having proved that the other, ''I'm afaid you know very common house fly is responsible for little about your business to ialk -the spread of some of the most dead - litre thatIn wlatt distance could ly diseases, it becomes the duty of you stoP this train on an emer- gency?'' every housekeeper to assist in exter- minating the little pests. "Oh, I could stop 'es in less 'an„ Many contrivances have been used half her 011711 length; if I liked." for the purpose, including fly traps of "Nonsense!" ejaculated the othermany kinds, sticky paper, and differ - 'Why, the thing is utterly i -1:11- ent makes of poison, but although all possible!13111 kill some flies there always • But 1 $ay it ain't!" seems to be as many left as ever. "Well, how would you set about There is only one really effectual way it?" demanded the passenger. "You know the curve just through the junction?" "Well, if I just closed my eyes on the signals an' went straight through without stopping, we should meet the down express on that curve—an' I reckon we should pull up pretty sudden!" f IMITATION ONLY. Miss Inez Sent—"It's an opal ring Mr. Cheeply gave me." Miss Sharpe (extunining m! Do you—er—like it?" , Miss Inez Sent—"011, yes; but you know the old superstition. I'm afraid it will bring me bad luck." Miss Sharpe—"I wouldn't worry. This can't bring you anything worse than an imitation of bad luck." LEARNING THINGS. We Are All in the Apprentice Class. When a simple change of diet brings back health and happiness the story is briefly told. A lady of Springfield, Ill., says: "After being afflicted for years with nervousness and heart trouble, I received a shock four years ago that left me in such a Condition that my life was despaired of. I could get no relief item doctors nor Crone the number- less heart and nerve medicines I tried beectuse I didn't know that the coffee was daily putting ale back more than the Dos, could put me ahead. "Finally at the request of 11 313041(1 31 left off coffee and bestir the use of Postum 0041 ogainst 41 3 convictions I grachaelly improved in health until for the ,Past .6 or S months I have been entirely fret! from nervousness and those teerible einking, weaken- ing spells of heart teouble. "My trcatbles alI came from the use of coffee whir -h I lied drenk front chi 1 clho ocl and yet they :its:ippon recl when 1 IpIlt coffee arid took up the, use 'of l'ostme Name given by Pastore Co„1attIe Creek, Mich, Mary people raarvel at the effects of leaving ea cork.° and (binkiug Poetum, but thelT IS nothing mar- vel 0118 about it—only corranon eense, Coffee is a. destroyer—Posts:1m ie a rebuilder, That'the reeeon. Look each pftekage for the 1)111 0113 little book, "The 'load to \Yell- ville." to kill them all, and that is Wilson's Fly Pads, being, sure to follow the directions carefully. One ten cent packet. of Wilson's Fly Pads has been known to kill a bushel of flies, and a. few pads properly used will kill all the flies in any room ill a few hours. It's no use casting a moldy crust on the waters in the hope of getting back a nice hot biscuit. „ C. C. RICHARDS & CO. Dear Sirs,— For some years I have hadonly partial Ilse Of my ar3)1. caused by a sudden strain. I have used evei'y reined -$r without effect, entil I got a sample bottle of MIN- Arnys LINIM'E,N.T. The benefit I re- ceived from it caused me to continue its 11,50, and new ani hapny to say my arm in completely restored. GIamis, Ont. P. W. I-IARRISON. suppose,'' said th'e pbysician, 'after he had sounded the new patient "that you exercise judgment hi the matter of smoking? You clo not in- dulge M it to foolish exeeser "No indeed!" replied' the inveterate indi- vidual. "I never smoke more than one cigar at a time!" . The superiority of Mother Graves' Worm PliCterteinato • is shown by its good oriecti4 on the thildren. Purchase a bottle and' give it a trial. Sonic Men ttrimi re a well...formed Woma31 more than they do ct -well-in- formed one. LOW JIATES TO CA LI VORNIA. On account of the Triennial Con- clave ol' knights 'Templar at San Francisco, the Union Pacific will sell round trip tickets front Missouri River (Council :Bluffs, to Kansas City, iticlusive), to San leraneisto and rettirn at $45.00. Tickets on sale August I 5011, to Sept. 10th, in- clusive. Shortest line, fastest time, 1104 ti lighted trains. Pollinate Palace Sleepieg' Carg, Dieing Cars, meets e la carte, Tourist Cars, etc. From Chicago atid St. ,Lotes, pro- Postiortally 1040 rates aro f11 efTect b3r lines conneeting with Thilosi Pacific, Itiquire of Ir. 13, Chen tee A,, 12I WoOdwa Ave„ Detroit, Miele • Teacher--"Tomnry, you should not sinack your lips. •Tommy --"Well, I'm too young t� , go around smacking. other people's lips!" , -1.,Tow to Cleanse the System.—Parme- leirs Vegetable Pills are the result ol scientific study of the effecte of ex- tkacts of certain roots arta herbs Amon the digestive Or galls. Their use has demoestrated , in inany instances that they regulate the action of the liver and the kidneys, purify the blood, and carry off all morbid accumulations from the system. They are easy to take and their action is mild and bene- ficial. Of course your own baby is all right, but that of your neighbor is a crying shame. Imam unmet CMS COO in ems. Love may be blind, but the girl's little .brother seldom requires the services of au oculist. Lever's Y -Z (Wise Head) Disinfec- 'ant Soap ,Powder dusted in the I bath, softens .the water and disin- fects. Tight shoes cause the blood to mount to the face, yet there are young men who can't imagine why. girls blush. • • ' Not a Nauseating Pill.—The excipient of a. pill is the substance which enfolds tae ingredients and makes up the pill mass. . That of Parnielee's Vegetable Pilis is so compounded as to preserve their moisture, aed they can be carried- into- any latitude without impairing their strength. Many pills, in order to • keep thein from adhering, are rolled in powders, which prove nauseating to 'the taste. Parinethe's Vegetable Pills are so prepared that they are agreeable to the moet delicate. You 'may kick, you may shatter a beein if you will, but the hopes of ite owner will cling to it still. SETTLERS LOW RA.TES WEST Via the Chicago and North Western Railway, every day front Sept. 15th to Oct. 1 5tli, settlers one way second cIase tickets at very low rates from Chicago to points in Utah, Montana, Nevada, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, California., also to Victoria, Van- couver, New Westminster, Rossland and other points in the ICootenay- District. Correspondingly low rates from all points in Canada. Full par- ticulars from nearest ticket Agent, or 13. II. Bennett, General Agent, 2 East king Street, Toronto, Ont, A GOOD FELLOW. "When they, tell Tae about a royal good fellow who hasn't alt enemy on earth," said the Millcreek philosoph- er, "I always know of one that he bee, and that's himeelf," 1 Summer Whoopind Cough The children seem to catch wheopieg eougheeelly in the summer time When le • is always so muehharder to get rid ef. Shiloh -'s Consumption Cure RenkLung will Care them quiOkly. Mere is no Injurious drug in it and A is pleitSant ito take. I At ell druggists, 26a , 60c, soul *1,008 Wine. 404 I LOWER PRICES -. BETTaR QUALITY CAN SE HAD IN Pails, Wash Basins, Milk Pans, ik Any First -Clang Groner Oan Supply Yew. INSIST ON GETTING .EDDY'S. „cpt.v.)--ts.hs - MEDICAL CONVENTION. Delegates to the Medical Associa- tion at 'Vancouver can return through San Francisco, Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, Denver and the "World's Fair," St. Louis by pur- chasing tickets sold to San Francis- -o, account K. -nights Templar meet- ing. Tickets on sale from August 15th to September Vtla good for returu until October '23rd, with stopover privileges in each direction. This is an open rate to the publie, as tickets are not sold on the certifi- cate plan. The rate from Toronto will be $70.25. Correspondingly low rates from other points. Tickete can be purchased going via Vancou- ver; returning through above cities, or vice versa. By writing it le. Carter, Travel- ing Passenger Agent, Union Pacific, Railroad, 14 Janes Building, -Toron- to,' Ont„ he will give you full Infor- mation, Sweet Maid—"You must remember that ours was a summer engage- ment." The Man—"That -means, if you see anyone you like better, you'll break it?" "Yes." "A.ncl if I ego anyone I like better—" "I'll sueyou for breacli of promise." Minard's Liniment Ems iiiphtberia, Clara—"I wish X hadn't been invit- ee to the reception, because now I ,shell have to give her a, wedding present." Maud—"Never mind. You may get married yourself some day." A Medicine Chest In Itself.—Only the well-to-do can afford to possess a medi- cine chest, but Dr. Thomas' Plclectric Oil, which is a. medicine chest, in itsell being a remedy for rheumatism, lumba- go, sore throat, colds, coughs, catarrh, asthma and a potent healer for wounds, cuts, bruises, sprains, etc., is within the reach of the poorestt owing to its cheapness. It should be in every house. "3' hate yea!" he declared, bitterly, "and yet I must take you, for better or worse!" - 't'ruly, a, moh.laaststbouennpalleei.s- y ant dose is quin_ine. For Over Sixty ye Mao. tee FR tow's Floo'rente Sim'? millions of mothers for their &edam while teethths. Ilsootbes the 0141104 8of tens the gums. allaysnain, owes wind colic. regulates the stomach and bovvels, and is Cho best remedy for Diarrheas. Twenty-five cents a bottle Sold bydruggists throughout the world. es sure and ask /or " M as. Wrest° W.6 SOOTILINCI $ VA ft P, " 22-04 Little Boy—"Don't you get awful tired dein' nothin', mister?" 'Lan- guid. Larigan--"Terrible; but I never complains. Everybody has their troubles." If attacked with , cholera or sutareer complaint of any kind send at onto fer a bottle of Dr. . D. Kellogg's .1 lySea- tery Cordial and uee it according to directions. It acts with wonderfat pidity in subduing that dreadful ins- erts° that weakens the strongest man and that destroys the young and Ow Cate, •Those who heve used this cholera medicine say it acts promptly, and nev- er fails to °fleet a thorough euro, THE TWO CHANCES. A medical man, Dr. Blunt, has a habit of saying exactly what lie thinks, and in a. manner all his own. "You talk too mach, woman!" he once remarked to the wife of a pa- tient.. "Give the nuts' a chancel" "Mate -Me talk ?" shrieked the 'lady, "1\741y, I'm as quiet as a 'Molise all the day long. 'You can ask any e' the neighbors an' they'll every one toll you what a—" 'Wailers have reached this point, 1120(1 11.111 !' interrupted the • deeter, "Your husband has , two ebaiseeal" "Two chantes, you say, art----" "He nuty "Of 04)11100 he may die, an 31 was saying to Mrs.---", ``And you may, medam—iliates 1118 • real ebaneet" blurted the (teeter, ast he Paesed oet Rod banged the door af ter hena Arnm,- 0. women lilonde AS She is perOlgidiVeCi. St. Margaret's College, Toronto. Re-operti Sept. 12th. A. high-class 'residential and day school for girls. Modern equipment.: Specialists of European training anal of the highest academic and profes- sional standing In every department. of work. Poe lsooklet apply to 'MRS., GEORGE DICKSON, Ledy Princi- pal; GEORGE inroicsoN, M.A., Di- rector (late Principal Upper Canada • College). Sores of Ail Kinds Cared by " Pieces." al a:anima:idea by Right Re, ar r eireAueat 0.1), e,issee at Torocato; 313. 131 IL eke, Esq., IC.C., lhe. Latild s rnpleirea Addav.v FiValnift MPG. 00,5101443 ou Richelieu & Ontario 148Y/ORT101,1 00. Steamers leave 3 pan, daily, &WU Toronto, for Charlotte, Port a Rochester Kingston, 1,000 Islands Points, lirockville, Rapids St. Lawe rene.e, Montreal, Quebec, Murray Bay, Tadousac, Saguenay River. Heraatos ette MONTEM UNI. Steamers leave Hamilton 1 p.m.,, Toronto 7.80 p.m., Tuesday, Thurs.. days and Saturdays, Bay of Quint,* Points, Montreal intermediate ports. Low RATES ON T1413 LIMO, Further information,,apply to IL ife 0. agents, or write IL Foster Chaflee„ 'Western Passenger Agent, Toronto: Ife-L"Ist she happy, 'ittle ootsy- wootay?" 411e.—"Oh, 80 haPPY1 topsy-nopsy hapity?" lte—"O31, fee happy !" She—"What woald topsy- nopsy do if there was no ootrir, wootsy in the world?" Gruff Voice of a Men in the 33us1ies-"TOpsy- aopsy would be hugging seine other girl.' !Minard's Liniment Cures Colds 81E4 "Oh, spare me, 'dear angel, ono look of your hair!" a basin,' young levet took courage and sighed. "Pwere sin to refuse so modest a prayer, so take the whole wig," the sweet crea- ture replied. Corns cause in tolerrable Pain. way's Corn Cure removes the trouble. Try it, and see what 8180001 of pain is saved. , Daisy—"What do you •thirte? Clariee went and sang at an entertainment in. a private insane asyluni," Vedic— "Did she scw whether they thawed their insanity much?" "Oh, yet; they eneared lier three times.". eseeseeaseassasayeeteseeseeseeeeesseeseasseaseensues ISSWIt XO. X tr • • 496 4 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 4